In this ITT thread, we predict what type of commercials there

>>65426408
You should make a bingo card

Fags adopting a baby, forced feels involving animals, reddit tier doritos "comedy"

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>>65426507
thoughts?

>>65427414
>blacklivesmatter
>PETA

Are there really commercials like this?

>>65427520
No they dont have the money for a superbowl commercial.

>>65427643
>implying nfl won't endorse it for dat pandering

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>woman goes into labor
>"it's a girl, mrs johnson"
>woman snuggles newborn baby
>knock on the door
>"can i come in and see our daughter?"
>actress that is way too good looking to be a lesbian comes in
>they kiss each other and hold the baby
>New York Life Insurance™, for the Moments that Matter™
>everyone at your superb owl party cries, can't stop talking about the ad
>wake up tomorrow
>no one is talking about the game, only about how the ad was powerful

>mfw

100% guarantees:

>monkey driving an automobile and other wacky antics
>gay kiss
>interracial kiss
>muh troops
>women playing football
>and thats how we became a patriots-seahawks-panthers family
>mcdonalds commercial featuring a black woman with an afro
>tweet #WhereIsBob and see where Bob ends up next!
>get your phones out right now, take a selfie, and don't forget to tag #TostitosSuperBowl for your chance at a lifetime supply of #Tostitos
>old man dabbing and/or dancing to dubstep

>>65427414
I Like it

>>65427945
>>65428216

i have never seen gay shit in a commercial before. does it really happen?

>>65428403
There was an Axe Body Spray ad where it showed Axe also works for fags. I was legitimately surprised since they stress the teenager looking to get laid demographic.

>>65428403
https://youtu.be/7rZOMY2sOnE

>Yeb and Shillary spend some of their money to get campaign commercials tonight

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>>65428837

>>65428917
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

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>Fast & Furious 8 trailer airs today

>>65427414
This picture is everything wrong with American society

in before THIS WAS THE WORST YEAR OF COMMERCIALS YET IMO

>>65426408
>deep, provocative poems
>lots and lots of children
>left shark
>several commercials telling a story (coke?)

>>65427414
I think you have it all covered. Every single commercial will fit into at least one of those categories. Should get a pool going, with bonus points being given to the commercial which shows the most memes. Something like a meme celebrity pandering to moms because women stronk and gays too while white men are evil sign up to fight for your country and presidential candidate and refugee interracial couples drinking light beer in a green energy powered truck with a patriotic dog.

Only upside ever is an unexpected movie trailer being released

>>65431459
I'm not ready to hear this shit again.

>muh veterans
>muh defense industry protecting muh chillens
>muh Budweiser horses
>Anon! Didn't you think the superbowl commercials were SO good??

>>65428837
so fucking BRAVE

>asian car brand commercial

trumpfags getting triggered

Will we get a series of commercials throughout the game with characters (seemingly) reacting to events in real-time? (i.e. someone makes a comment about one team's score at the end of a quarter)

>>65434423
>inb4 commercial series with beer and parties

Commercial featuring transgender person when?

Holy shit yet another meme celebrity

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>used to be working class truck commercials
>now Audi commercials

Trump was right, why do you still deny it?

>those stupid shave commercials

Fuck those shills

>>65432729
>hating on the horses

anon ....................................................

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>all these mortgage and loan commercials

Yes, yes, go into debt. The economy will keep improving, trust us America.

Nevermind inflation and global slowdowns, just sign on thw dotted line.

Who would want to drink bud light with Amy Schumer and fat James Franco?

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>>65443112
>fat James Franco

Meme Celebrity Asian Car commercial

C-c-c-c-c-combo

ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THE HALF TIME AREN'T YOU HAPPY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

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pussy rules

>Capeshit

CAPESHIT

>>65445708
>>65446010
>>65446361

We civil war now

>>65426408
ALL OF THESE FAGGOT CAR COMMERCIALS SHOWING HOW "CONNECTED" THEY ARE AND NOTHING ELSE.

>>65446902
INDEPENDANCE DAY 2
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Prius > literally every other car commercial

>>65426408
Remember:
>sorry, it's a boy

>>65427414
Perfect.

And there's the domestic abuse commercial

>>65452755
Does that count for women stronk?

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>Pokemon ad targeting parents who used to play
>parents who used to play are your age
>still no gf

>>65452755

>Is everything ok?

Kek, anyone who says this in real life would just come off as a whiteknight fedora-tipper. Women love to be raped and abused by Chad

>>65454824
Gotta catch em all

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Can anybody explain this monstrosity

>>65459967
bowelman? colonboy?