In this ITT thread, we predict what type of commercials there will be
>at least two featuring interracial couples, most likely black male/white female
>a truck commercial that using patriotism as its main theme
>a commercial featuring a meme celebrity that has nothing to do with the product it is trying to sell
>reddit tier sjw shit that tells you how horrible of a person you are if you're a straight cis white male
>something about the players moms and "women so strong" themes
>woman goes into labor
>"it's a girl, mrs johnson"
>woman snuggles newborn baby
>knock on the door
>"can i come in and see our daughter?"
>actress that is way too good looking to be a lesbian comes in
>they kiss each other and hold the baby
>New York Life Insurance™, for the Moments that Matter™
>everyone at your superb owl party cries, can't stop talking about the ad
>wake up tomorrow
>no one is talking about the game, only about how the ad was powerful
>monkey driving an automobile and other wacky antics
>women playing football
>and thats how we became a patriots-seahawks-panthers family
>mcdonalds commercial featuring a black woman with an afro
>tweet #WhereIsBob and see where Bob ends up next!
>get your phones out right now, take a selfie, and don't forget to tag #TostitosSuperBowl for your chance at a lifetime supply of #Tostitos
>old man dabbing and/or dancing to dubstep
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.
I think you have it all covered. Every single commercial will fit into at least one of those categories. Should get a pool going, with bonus points being given to the commercial which shows the most memes. Something like a meme celebrity pandering to moms because women stronk and gays too while white men are evil sign up to fight for your country and presidential candidate and refugee interracial couples drinking light beer in a green energy powered truck with a patriotic dog.
Will we get a series of commercials throughout the game with characters (seemingly) reacting to events in real-time? (i.e. someone makes a comment about one team's score at the end of a quarter)
>used to be working class truck commercials
>now Audi commercials
Trump was right, why do you still deny it?
>those stupid shave commercials
Fuck those shills
>all these mortgage and loan commercials
Yes, yes, go into debt. The economy will keep improving, trust us America.
Nevermind inflation and global slowdowns, just sign on thw dotted line.
>Pokemon ad targeting parents who used to play
>parents who used to play are your age
>still no gf