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How do er fix the halftime show for the owl?

Hardmode: pic related can't perform every single year.
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bruno mars/rhcp was good
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>>65425121
Bruno put on a great show. Very classy as well. Katy last year was just terrible. They underutilized Lenny Kravitz, and she forced Missy Elliot in, a rapper who hasn't been relevant in god knows how long. Only thing that was good was the shark fucking things up.

I'm not looking forward to this one though. Coldplay is notoriously hated all across the board, they brought back Beyonce even though her halftime show was shit, and they brought back Bruno who is probably gonna do Uptown Funk. Really though Coldplay just flat out sucks, Chris Martin is a literal pussy
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>>65425121
He's going to be there today too apparently.
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Migos with a full orchestra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOxlLKXx5Xg
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the halftime show is for women
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> Superb Owl in San Francisco.
> Not having the Grateful Dead or Journey
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>>65425327
Jerry Garcia is dead and Journey is fucking shit.
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Tenacious D with full artistic control over the show. No censorship, nobody interfering. It will never happen, but it would be goat.
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>>65425403
Now that's an idea.
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Rammstein
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>>65425432
Like I said though, it would never happen. I doubt they'd agree to it if they weren't allowed to sing whatever they wanted, and the NFL couldn't have them singing half their songs due to the content and/ or language.
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Queens of the Stone Age
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>>65425327
Grateful dead just played at that stadium at the end of june, nigger. I was there
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>>65425440
No one wants to hear that shit.
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>>65425196
>hating on coldplay
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>>65425788
Go have terrible taste somewhere else.
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>>65425210
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Kanye with a surprise Pink Floyd reunion
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>>65425993
Try again.
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>actually watching the entire halftime show
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>>65425121

Didn't they do playback, though?
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>>65426070
>actually thinking everyone shares your shitty views
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>>65425057
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>>65426093
They all do now. Except Prince because he's a fucking pro and you can't tell that crazy bastard anything he doesn't want to hear.
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>>65426054
no need to
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>>65426162
Literally no idea who that is.
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>>65426162
Thanks. I puked.
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metallica
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>>65426224
Literally why? Metallica has been complete shit for over 20 years.
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I'd rather see the owl become the halftime show for something greater.
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>>65426206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA
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>>65426391
Five hour Prince concert?
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>>65425057
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>>65425877
no u
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Have one artist perform instead of a fucking smörgåsbord
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Oh boy I can't wait for Beyonce to sing that new pro Black Lives Matter song.
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>>65425057
>"And now it's time for the 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show brought you by..."
>list of sponsors for 5 minutes
>sky shot of stadium
>everything is dark
>*GLASS BREAKS*
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65426595
/mu/ pls
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>>65425719

They should be playing again
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Beastie Boys, but replace the dead guy with Anthony Kedis
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ISIS
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>>65426527
Pepsi needs to stop producing the half time show. They keep bringing in these people. They're literally MTV
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>>65426595
I can get behind this.
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>>65426729
MCA is irreplaceable
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>>65425210
Damn this is some cringe
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Weird Al Yankovic would be a GOAT halftime show
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>>65426872
What is female Jack White's real name?
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They need AC DC I don't get how Kiss got to do one and they never did
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>>65426595
UP MY SLEEVES
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>>65425057
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>>65426858
I know ;_;

I'd actually go for >>65425692 but I wouldnt know what theyd play. Maybe Feel Good Hit of the Summer for the bantz
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>>65426959
AC DC is shit and so is your taste
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>>65426980
>We found a medieval witch and rammed her face into a tub of make-up
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>>65426980
She is so thick.
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>>65426942

St. Vincent
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Doing the plarty to crowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH8QjTwxNZA
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>>65427036
>medival witch
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It couldn't be worse than the Black Eyed Peas show.
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>>65427100
>real name
Annie Clark
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>>65427125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEm-rU5sAE

What about him?
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GWAR
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>>65427190
Overrated
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>>65427261
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>65427261
That would be fucking hilarious. They would slit a dummy Roger goodells throat and spray blood and cum every where
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>>65425766
>>65425440
You know they'd put a really fucking cool show but the next day everyone would be fucking pissed off
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The Eagles of Death Metal
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Test
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Him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kohsgr4kLdM
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>>65427328
It would be greatest for a raiders vikings owl
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Lightspeed Champion
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>>65425057
>How do er fix the halftime show for the owl?

DRRRRRRRRRRROP!
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Bowie would be great
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>>65425440
>they bring the dick cannon
>it's censored in america because lewd

>>65426093
they're setting up a show in like 3 minutes that usually takes at least 30, it's like eurovision, they don't want the risk

>>65425788
>>65425877
first two and a half albums are great, but tonight will be all new shitty colplay

plus they don't have the energy needed for such a short show

>>65426974
COCOCOCOCOCOCAINE
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>>65427125
>>65427266
>>65427422
Post video of favela guy dancing while a DJ puts music
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>>65427497
>>65427555
Stop giving me feels assholes.
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>>65427573
Unhappily DJ has been murdered some years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbDxZxUsmk
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>>65427555
Lets just dig up a bunch of dead artists, put them on stage, and press play on a cassette player
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>>65426883
stfu faggot you just can't handle the amount of pure artistic energy between the orchestra and quevo
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When was Beyonce added to the Halftime show? Wasn't it just going to be Coldplay? Is this because of the Oscars and "muh niggers"?
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Why is music so shit nowadays?
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>>65427677
that nigga can move
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>>65427818
Jews?
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>>65427818
It's not, senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR27lSO8mnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ABIkH7m0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiDDlebQwz8
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>>65427766
> Is this because of the Oscars and "muh niggers"?
lel that would be fucking hilarious, wouldn't surprise me though
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why no kanye/taylor yet

the butthurt would be glorious
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>>65427818
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OH YEAH YEAH
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>>65427933
Why is music people have heard of outside of Spotify Premium so shit nowadays?
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>>65425057

Public execution of the act that headlined the prior Super Bowl and it has to be performed by the current year's act.

So someone would get to execute Cold Play next year and hopefully the new act will not suck or they'll be next on the block.
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>>65427766
Because it's CBS and they think the young people get jiggy with her. Same reason they brought back Mars.

Gonna be a weak ass show, that's for sure. Even Perry's will have been better I bet.
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>tfw no corridor dancing in superb owl halftimes. Side A x Side B.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQsOwF9ZS8E
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Fuck the NBA, get Sting & The Police for LI.
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>>65426872
>>65426980
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-oJKyHHxKk

>This Britney will never return
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>>65428058
Are they spared if they don't suck?
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>>65428061
I don't even really like Coldplay all that much, but they're a decent band and their first 2 albums were pretty good. Why can't it just be Coldplay? Will they have time to play more than 2 songs? Jeez
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>>65428128
muh dik
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>>65428013
>using spotify
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>>65428252

Yes, they are spared and it will insure that future acts wont suck. or at least try not to suck so they won't die.

can even make it so they have to sign a contract agreeing to the whole thing. It'll be like The Lottery but for pop music!
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>>65428435
They should induct artists that survive into a special wing in the HOF.
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>>65427677
he wasn't, that's a hoax. he did a interview for vice.
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>>65425196
>Bruno put on a great show
>Bruno who

So how can you hate on Bruno and praise Bruno in th- oh wait I misread it. Wow, would have looked like such a fool if I pressed submit or accidentally pressed ent
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>>65428425
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>>65428577

Even better make it a public vote and you have to put up money for it as well which can raise money like a tax revenue..

our GDP could be boosted through the murdering of pop stars!
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>>65428435
>It'll be like The Lottery
I had to read that for school.
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>>65428577
>tfw it turns into real life celebrity death match
>tfw right as the new act is about to kill the old, Prince flies in on top of a Goodyear blimp playing purple rain and crushes them with it as he lands
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We need more hamfisted progressive social messages
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halftime drone deathbattles
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>>65428744
Stop. I can only get so erect.
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>>65428840
Did I mention it was a dick shaped blimp?
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>>65428905
Does Prince also have a purple piratr captains hat?
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>>65428981
And an eye patch shaped monocle.
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>>65428981
And a neon pink English admirals jacket studded with motherfucking diamonds and shit
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GWAR
W
A
R
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>>65429021
FUND IT!!!
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>>65425196
>Coldplay is notoriously hated all across the board
I like them. And I don't think they are universally hated on /sp/.

But I think they are a *terrible* pick for a halftime show.
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Coldplay are like Nickleback. Everyone shits on them, but they sell out shows somehow anyway.
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>>65427152
>>65428761

These two comments... it gave me some heavy PTSD

All of you not old enough to remember the UP WITH PEOPLE superbowl halftime shows don't know bad halftime shows. The BEPs were piss the bed bad, but nothing will ever match the cringe of UWP.
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>>65429075
>I like them
You don't count as you clearly have awful taste.
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>>65426930
>Weird Al

Came here to post this, no irony.

A Super Bowl 50 send up of all the previous famous halftime shows would have been something to see.
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So prince is the consensus pic itt. Nice. Michael Jackson was the best though. I also liked the rolling stones one.
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>>65428709
me too, I was like 12
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>>65429075
Regardless of taste,

>But I think they are a *terrible* pick for a halftime show.

Is the only correct choice here. Beyonce would make sense if her repertoire was more than just man hating diva bullshit.
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I would like to see the NFL remove the halftime show. Let the halftime be a regular halftime.

But then the NFL should dish out some real money and have performers give a *real* concert. In fact have two concerts. One in each team's hometown. I don't care when they have the concert. But they need to make it available to watch for the fans (on tv or the Internet).

Hell have more than two concerts. Whatever. Just let this halftime lipsync cocktease meme die. Please.
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>>65429298
Well yeah, obviously everyone wants and needs more Prince but there's hardmode to consider.
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>>65429310
Really? Seems kind of odd to have 12 year olds read a short story about ritual stonings.
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>>65429150
1986 was 30 years ago, man. Let it go.
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>>65429387
>But they need to make it available to watch for the fans (on tv or the Internet).
That's a problem. Everyone wants Prince and Prince hates the internet.
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>>65429150
How bad could it be?

>watch it on Youtube

I'm about 3min it right now and it's sort of cringy but it doesn't seem that bad. It's just a bunch of covers.

ok done and it was just meh over all... covers covers covers.
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>>65425993
I clipped the blunt just to type this and tell you thanks for sharing your genius.
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Dave Chapelle doing a Prince impersonation show
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Surprised they haven't gotten Taylor Swift yet
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>>65429595
Are you talking about BEP or Up With People?
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>>65429689
I'd watch him do a Prince/ Rick James double feature.
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Freddie Mercury
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>>65429754
Fuck i didnt even think of that.
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Superb Owl should be played in two matches (home and away) with aggregate scoring and away point rule
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>>65429801
What does this half to do with halftime?
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What do they do for halftime at soccer games?
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>>65429723
UWP. that's why I mentioned it was a bunch of covers.
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>>65429972
>What does this half to do with halftime?
Each halftime with a band/performer from home city. Ex: Denver x Carolina. At Charlotte, a Charlotte band/performer and at Denver, a Denver band/performer.
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>>65430017
pie and pint
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>>65430017
Actors display the proper way to fall down and cry.
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>>65425692
>tfw it will never happen
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Here's how you fix the halftime show.

1. Take risks. Coldplay isn't cutting it. Beyonce doing her Black lives matter isn't risky, it's pandering.

2. Bring back actual entertainment. With entertainers. Doesn't have to be music, just high energy.

3. Metallica fits the mood for football, but it doesn't fit the mood of pepsi. Gotta do something they would approve of.

4. Puppy bowl during halftime? Bank it!
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>>65430228
>>65425692
>not a Kyuss reunion
If you're going to do it, do it right.
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>>65430355
>Bring back actual entertainment. With entertainers.
No going to happen unless the NFL pays the performers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_halftime_shows
>The NFL does not pay the halftime show performers an appearance fee, though it covers all expenses for the performers and their entourage of stagehands, family, and friends.
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>>65431189
>don't pay performers
>part time referees
Why is everyone in the NFL such a massive Jew?
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>>65431657
Because having enough money to swim in it is awesome.
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30 minute penn and teller magic act concluding with the bullet catch illusion.
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>>65425121
The only thing good about about that was the peppers guitarist
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Hall & Oates and/or Huey Lewis & the News would be a pretty fucking great halftime show.
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