How do er fix the halftime show for the owl?
Hardmode: pic related can't perform every single year.
Bruno put on a great show. Very classy as well. Katy last year was just terrible. They underutilized Lenny Kravitz, and she forced Missy Elliot in, a rapper who hasn't been relevant in god knows how long. Only thing that was good was the shark fucking things up.
I'm not looking forward to this one though. Coldplay is notoriously hated all across the board, they brought back Beyonce even though her halftime show was shit, and they brought back Bruno who is probably gonna do Uptown Funk. Really though Coldplay just flat out sucks, Chris Martin is a literal pussy
> Superb Owl in San Francisco.
> Not having the Grateful Dead or Journey
Like I said though, it would never happen. I doubt they'd agree to it if they weren't allowed to sing whatever they wanted, and the NFL couldn't have them singing half their songs due to the content and/ or language.
>"And now it's time for the 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show brought you by..."
>list of sponsors for 5 minutes
>sky shot of stadium
>everything is dark
Doing the plarty to crowd
>How do er fix the halftime show for the owl?
>they bring the dick cannon
>it's censored in america because lewd
they're setting up a show in like 3 minutes that usually takes at least 30, it's like eurovision, they don't want the risk
first two and a half albums are great, but tonight will be all new shitty colplay
plus they don't have the energy needed for such a short show
stfu faggot you just can't handle the amount of pure artistic energy between the orchestra and quevo
Public execution of the act that headlined the prior Super Bowl and it has to be performed by the current year's act.
So someone would get to execute Cold Play next year and hopefully the new act will not suck or they'll be next on the block.
Because it's CBS and they think the young people get jiggy with her. Same reason they brought back Mars.
Gonna be a weak ass show, that's for sure. Even Perry's will have been better I bet.
I don't even really like Coldplay all that much, but they're a decent band and their first 2 albums were pretty good. Why can't it just be Coldplay? Will they have time to play more than 2 songs? Jeez
Yes, they are spared and it will insure that future acts wont suck. or at least try not to suck so they won't die.
can even make it so they have to sign a contract agreeing to the whole thing. It'll be like The Lottery but for pop music!
>Bruno put on a great show
So how can you hate on Bruno and praise Bruno in th- oh wait I misread it. Wow, would have looked like such a fool if I pressed submit or accidentally pressed ent
Even better make it a public vote and you have to put up money for it as well which can raise money like a tax revenue..
our GDP could be boosted through the murdering of pop stars!
>tfw it turns into real life celebrity death match
>tfw right as the new act is about to kill the old, Prince flies in on top of a Goodyear blimp playing purple rain and crushes them with it as he lands
These two comments... it gave me some heavy PTSD
All of you not old enough to remember the UP WITH PEOPLE superbowl halftime shows don't know bad halftime shows. The BEPs were piss the bed bad, but nothing will ever match the cringe of UWP.
Regardless of taste,
>But I think they are a *terrible* pick for a halftime show.
Is the only correct choice here. Beyonce would make sense if her repertoire was more than just man hating diva bullshit.
I would like to see the NFL remove the halftime show. Let the halftime be a regular halftime.
But then the NFL should dish out some real money and have performers give a *real* concert. In fact have two concerts. One in each team's hometown. I don't care when they have the concert. But they need to make it available to watch for the fans (on tv or the Internet).
Hell have more than two concerts. Whatever. Just let this halftime lipsync cocktease meme die. Please.
How bad could it be?
>watch it on Youtube
I'm about 3min it right now and it's sort of cringy but it doesn't seem that bad. It's just a bunch of covers.
ok done and it was just meh over all... covers covers covers.
>What does this half to do with halftime?
Each halftime with a band/performer from home city. Ex: Denver x Carolina. At Charlotte, a Charlotte band/performer and at Denver, a Denver band/performer.
Here's how you fix the halftime show.
1. Take risks. Coldplay isn't cutting it. Beyonce doing her Black lives matter isn't risky, it's pandering.
2. Bring back actual entertainment. With entertainers. Doesn't have to be music, just high energy.
3. Metallica fits the mood for football, but it doesn't fit the mood of pepsi. Gotta do something they would approve of.
4. Puppy bowl during halftime? Bank it!
>Bring back actual entertainment. With entertainers.
No going to happen unless the NFL pays the performers.
>The NFL does not pay the halftime show performers an appearance fee, though it covers all expenses for the performers and their entourage of stagehands, family, and friends.
30 minute penn and teller magic act concluding with the bullet catch illusion.
Hall & Oates and/or Huey Lewis & the News would be a pretty fucking great halftime show.