Resurrection day edition
30 minutes to kickoff
GET OUT OFF MY CLUB GARY
ello m8s hoping for a good game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASApDXd5pA
>Valelcia
Fuck Neville
>>65414825
Hello, darkness.
>>65414829
what are say "singing"?
>>65414829
Luckily Gary didn't understand a word of it.
>>65414825
haha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJ >>65414825
>>65414826
Kanye always had a crush on Beyoncé that he was willing to sacrifice his career for her. Is he beta?
>>65414869
Players, mercenaries!
>>65414949
well dats pretty soft
>>65414933
>Playing your own song after rekting Jonah Hill at Connect 4
He's an alpha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULInZswhvgY
>>65414949
this one was utter fun kek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7LSJE4r4Bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7u3O0yBUF8
MUCHO BETIS
>2 threads
>>65414825
jej
>>65415143
fucking spanish attention whore OPs
>>65414825
Why is everyone so mean to him?
>>65415091
best fans in the league
>>65415251
cause he's shit
stream plox
>>65415251
Basically
>>65415379
it bears saying that ALL the wins were in Copa del Rey matches.
He's still winless in La Liga.
>>65415091
>No Lopera
dropped
>mfw Brazil lost 7-1 and there was not a single person waiting near the hotel to swear the manager and players
>longest win-less streak in la liga
>>65415437
Weret there angry fans outside the staium? During the game?
>>65415251
Because Valencia were top of the league and won every game 8-0 before he turned up
>>65414825
>>65415437
>get embarrassed in semis of home world cup
>no one was upset
That's the problem you cucks
>>65415490
they were 5 points off CL spots
now they're 5 points off relegation
At least Valencia got Guilherme Siqueira loaned from Atleti in the last days of the transfer window to help with the fullback problem.
Playing without Gayá and with shitters like Cancelo and Barragán must be painful for Valencia fans, but Guilherme is solid.
>>65415459
Surely some relegated team had more?
BBC sport is starting to look like the Facebook comments section
>t. meme analysis armchair manager man.
>>65415601
>shaikh
>assan
i don't even need to meme anymore
>>65415251
Because he went to a decent club with no managerial experience based on his punditry and friendship with the Valencia owner. He's now finding that running a club is a bit harder than playing Football Manager and giving people iPads doesn't solve shit.
André Gomes is too good for current Balenthia tbqh.
This is what you get signing with Jorge Mendes.
pitiful from both sides desu
Valencia is so fucking disjointed and incohesive. Last year's Valencia under Nuno (which isn't even very good) would absolutely BTFO this shitty Betis team. And like the only player they lost since was Otamemendi.
>4 valencia players yellow carded in the 1st half
lel
memeville lost the plot
>this is the end, my only friend, the end
lel good thing Leandro Damião isn't fit yet, having signed just last week, so Valencia doesn't suffer the indignity of being scored on by a fucking meme
>>65416373
>Leandro Damião
that guy finally left Brazil?
>>65416470
Yeah, he's been utter shit since 2012, his one good year was 2011.
Left for betis on a free.
shit game is shit
Rafa Benitez when?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
lmao
bye gary
>neverwille
>English managers
hahahahahahahahahahaha
GARY VETE YA
he's done
Valencia is the worst team in LaLiga right now. They play shit, like an average epl team.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>negredo
jesus christ
just retire lad
>>65416892
Well they've been drawing and losing to relegation candidates (Levante, Gijon, las Palmas) for a while now under memeville, so yeah, their current 10game-form make them the single worst team in la Liga.
HAPPENING
VIVA ER BETIII PISHA
>there's a guy in Betis unironically called Wolfswinkel
honest question guys
Is it Neville is not great? Or is it the players are purposely being faggots and not playing for him?
>>65417001
Fuck off
JUST
>Gary Neville right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI&ab_channel=oatmeal
>>65417039
HAHAHHAHHAHA
Betis haven't won in like 8 games.
>>65417029
neville is quite obviously way out of his depth
>>65414825
ayy
>>65417029
Both.
Last year, Valencia was prety good desu.
Back to Sky Sports with ya
>>65417114
not really
results were good but the play was never really anything other than slightly above average
so many lucky breaks its ridiculous
Why if i write t-b-h together it appears d-e-s-u?
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAH
OH WOW
>>65417158
cause you're a newfag from forocoches
>>65417156
They did play good football last year, even with average players.
And as "average" as Valencia's players are, they're still better than like 15 la Liga teams on paper.
>>65417086
If you think I care about Valencia you're very mistaken
You're just very irritating
>>65417197
then stay mad faggot
>>65417158
Dame desuyo anon-kun.
>>65417216
>Phil, where's my interactive screen? Can we get Owen and Carragher in here so I look good to the players in comparison?
>>65417216
Your posts reek of being desperate for attention. I suppose I've given you that by replying to you but I thought I'd let you know that you're very annoying
>>65417158
'Cuz weebs won.
we need to get this dickhead out of the club NOW, before we end up in the relegation zone
>>65417251
>you need that Valencia feel la
>>65417260
stay mad chicano
desu
get rekt anglos, the uruguayan poster is based
>>65417321
You respond to literally everyone and feel the need to comment on everything. You're immature responses really only confirm what I'm saying
You're like a goth girl in high school
>>65417364
>4chan is mature
>i don't like your posts bwa bwa, stop posting
fuck off back to the handegg threads chicano
What clubs do you want relegated this season lads?
I'd like to see Granada, Espanyol and Getafe.
GARY SEE THOSE ALLURING LIGHTS
TONIGHT WILL BE YOOOOOUR VERY LAST NIGHT
>>65417516
Espanyol, Espanyol and Espanyol.
do you have a good acestream link, lads? mine is shit
>>65417516
Why Espanyol?
Getafe, Las Palmas and maybe Granada.
>>65417561
this
>>65417584
Save this page. Is gold.
http://tugoleada.com/canal1.php
From forocoches with love.
>>65417516
Granada's got loads of drug money from the italian mafia and all the udinese players they can get, doubt they'll ever get relegated.
S A C K E D
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>>65417516
Granada (Pozzi cunts)
Valencia (max lel also Lim)
Espanyol (halal merdrid B)
>>65417450
Every reply you make only further validates my point
You make such predictable generalized responses in an attempt to get popular
It's not working and you continue to embarrass yourself and irk everyone here
If this were real life, you'd be cowering like the coward you are in a corner while I'm chastising you for your immaturity and truly pathetic behavior. You're like a child
Who is the bigger faggot?
Phil or Gary?
English managers that had success outside a meme league. GO!
>>65417687
Why you keep replying that retard?
>>65417624
wew, never thought I would be grateful to forocoches
>>65417594
because literally Madrid B (Getafe is Madrid C)
>>65417700
Phil is a nice lad. He was doing all the right things: assistant coach first, starting from the bottom, had been living in the country for 1 year first to learn the language, league and culture.... and then his asshole brother showed up.
>finish your career after being booted out of your childhood club after a decade of playing second-fiddle to your brother
>start studying for coaching badges to become a manager sometime in the future
>land a comfy job, starting from the bottom like any man who learns his trade should, at the beautiful city of Valencia
>your entire family moves there, start learning spanish, food is good, wheater is good, life is good, club owner trusts you, working under experienced manager, players quite like you, everything is looking up
>finish your first season as a coach with your team in 4th place, bretty good, we're in the Champions League, boys!
>next season
>despite good results, manager and fans don't get along so it's time for him to go. No biggie, we're one of the biggest clubs in the world, we have constant CL football, what could go wrong? I'll just wait for the new manager and get some experience until then because I won't get my Pro coaching badge until the summer!
>and then that BASTARD shows up again. Big brother is suddenly handed down the managerial post, when he doesn't even speak the language you've been learning for a year.
>and in 2 months he destroys your team, your job, your prospects, your credibility and ruins any chance of you ever landing that sweet Valencia manager job.
THANKS AGAIN GARY
>>65417687
you shouldn't even be in this thread, with that flag
WHERE IS MY IPAD?!
>>65417757
Uruguayan cock sucker
Villamarin is always full man, even after all the shit they've gone through in 2 decades. Loyal as fuck fans.
I just don't understand why you'd fuck your career up this hard
>Betis gets a cheeky tie from Halal
>now they're about to get Gary sacked
Why are they so based?
>10 yellow cards
How is Barragán a pro footballer? Never seen him do anything worthy of one.
>>65417917
Valencia is the land of LBs, RBs are shunned from birth and abandoned down the river.
Brits are always shit in the savage land of Spain. Opposite cultures.
Rodrigo is always on fucking offside on every single match. Negredo taught him well.
hahahahhahahahahahahhhahaahahhahah
>>65417584
Arenavision has multiple links for every game.
arenavision.in/agenda
>>65417955
>you now remember miguel
poor mustafi
>>65418131
didn't find a single good one in arenavision
this >>65417624 one is working fine
it's ogre
>start with Siqueira in LB
>he gets a yellow card
>"gee he may be sent off, I better sub him"
>bring in Gayá
>he gets yellow carded too
>and again
top lel
wew, good job Adán
valencia relegation bound?
CAN'T WAKE UP
SOMEBODY
HAHAHAHAAHA WHAT THE FUCK, I STARTED WATCHING 30 MINUTES AGO AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE FIRST HALF!!!! BYE BYE NEVILLE
>>65417917
>>65417955
Neville would be a better choice as RB desu.
>4 points from the drop
I'm happy for Montoya
I remember when Valencia uses to be good...
>>65418167
Check Livetv next time, russian streams never fail. Just mute them and put on COPE or SER.
>>65418242
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
5 points out of 27 since the arrival of Neville
>ex-players make good managers
dohoho. What were Valencia thinking about?
>>65418367
About the same thing Zidane, Giggs, Uncle Flo and 1/3 of Poonited supporters also do.
>>65418367
you mean what was the new singaporean owner (who I heard is a Man U fan) thinking about
His credibility is 100% gone and he's successfully ruined the one good likable thing about him which was his le classy meme punditry of English football.
Is Neville done now?
I need him to hold on for 11 more days so we got a chance in the euro league.
>>65418053
u wot m8
>>65418367
Simeone, Poop and Luis Enrique aren't that bad 2bh.
ADIOS
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>>65418367
99% of the managers are ex-players m8....