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so what will you guys be munching on and drinking for the superbowl?
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>>65402622
ur mom
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>frozen pizza

so depressing
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papa johns chicken parm human growth hormone oreos and whatever else based god peyton manning endorses
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Papa John's pizza to give Pey-pey my energy.
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Digorno is shit tier
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Hi guys, I never watch football but am going to a superbowl party. What are some football buzzphrases I can drop during the game to make me look like I know the sport?
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>amerifats
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>no chicken tendies

I hope you yelled at your mom in a calm and respectful tone for this travesty.
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>>65402844
Bazinga. Do it every time the ball is thrown, which isn't often.
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>>65402844

anything about "clock management"
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>>65402844
Sweet sassy molassy
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Crush is the shittiest soda EVER. sugary diarrea water
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>>65402653
tbf american frozen pizza is probably better than whatever shite you call pizza over there
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>>65402844
My buzzphrase favorite is "Nigger!". Yell it whenever the qb of the panthers has the ball.
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>>65402622
>frozen pizza

I take it you won't be watching the Super Bowl with anybody other than your obese mom and dad huh?
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>>65402844

"i sure could use some fat cock!"

john madden used to say it a lot, it'll make you look like you've been watching for a long time
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>>65402844
Every time a player makes a good play say "can't stump the (players last name here)" do it every time a QB makes a completion, a WR makes a catch, a player makes a tackle, and someone scores a touchdown, first down, or field goal
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>>65403352

this is making me laugh way too hard
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Going to make some macaroni and cheese with bacon.

Got some corn chips to have with guac. Will be making the guac with my official Jeb Bush Guac bowl. Along with some kettle potato chips

Might order a Hell Pizza with some smokey bbq ribs.

Got some dumplings too.
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>>65402844
Nobody knows the sport, not even the players. Just get a USA chant going if you're feeling the international pressure.
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>>65402844
"He should have run the ball" When there is an incomplete pass
"Should of passed" When the running back gets stuffed.
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ima get some popeyes
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>>65406552
>getting the nigger version of kfc
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>>65406552
hell ya, popeyes shits oh gay faggot kfc
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>>65402844
Compliment the 7-layer dip
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>>65410286

>socal
>no popeyes
>but in-n-out

muh cheese fries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>65410338
>notex
>has popeyes
>has in-n-out
>has five guys
>has whataburger

Imma get me a Papa Murphys pizza anyway.
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if you make any joke, you have to put your fist out for a fist bump. If someone doesn't fist bump you, you have to keep your fist up regardless. You can't acknowledge you want to fist bump anyone either. If you don't get a fist bump by the end of the game, you have to strip down and put on a pink tu tu, spin around on your head, and shit diarrhea everywhere. As you can imagine, no sane human being wants to see that happen. So eventually someone always caves and fist bumps you. So you should be fine.
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>>65403330
American pizza is fucking shit m8
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>>65410417
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>>65410417
Nice salad m8
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>>65410417
fuck off leb cunt
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>>65410485
>>65410513
plebs

>>65410528
Fuck off you memer fag
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>>65410417
I guess pepperoni and mozzarella are banned down there too?
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you can't really fuck up pizza desu
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>>65402622
It's on in the morning here so mimosas and breakfast
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>amerifats
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>>65410582

Don't let the English hear you say that
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>>65410417
God damn that looks good, nice strayabro

>americans will never understand good cuisine
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Keith's
Jameson
Whatever I feel like ordering. Probably wings or pizza.
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>>65402622
god dammit im hungry now. great.

welp. guess im about to turn on the oven and make a ZA bros. probably french bread ZA.
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my mom is making a huge thing of chili
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>>65411011
>that flag
>this time
>mom awake making chili

partymilf detected
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>>65410338
>socal
>no popeyes
The fuck you talking about there's literally one right next to Pantages you retard
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>>65402622
I'll be munching on your sister's virgin shitbox and drinking the tears of the ass-mangled losing fans.
And maybe make a sandwich.
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>>65402844
just DAB constantly
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>>65402622
>watching ads and niggers casually walking on the lawn

No thanks.
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Going to a viewing at a mates house, everyone who is coming (about 15+ people) is chipping in £5 for beer and food

got these foods planned, pretty good american theme going on
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>>65411096
>15 people chipping in with 5 britbong dollars

So are you going to watch one guy getting drunk and eating?
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>>65411112
£5 each. learn to read.

>everyone who is coming is chipping in £5 for beer and food
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Baked Lobster Tails
Baked Salmon
Spagetti
Potato Salad
Pollo Asado
Chips and homemade guac
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Grilled Corn
Beer Brats
4 different kinds of Wings from WingStop
Cheesecake
Pot Brownies
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>>65402622
>shitty frozen pizza
>sugary as fuck pops
>not even a single beer

poor bastard.
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>>65411096

yfw the mystery dessert is the host's semen after he drugs the food and facefucks you all
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>>65411096

do they sell these in the UK? probably not but there is nothing more american than walking into a party with a 30 rack. also red plastic cups and beruit

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beruit

daily reminder it was 'ruit before it was ever beer pong, beer pong is the shit they played at dartmouth with paddles like ping pong
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>>65411096
>All American menu
>Jamaican chicken wings
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>>65411129
They do, but nobody of any taste buys them
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I'm going to make chicken wings and eat them alone in my apartment ;__;
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>>65411134
are you telling me the island of Jamaica isn't situated in the Americas?
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>>65411129
I actually bought 2 of these 30 packs for the viewing, but Coors Light instead of Bud Light
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>>65411141

do you guys shotgun? or caveman? the best was "the billy" which this guy named billy did, he smashed the can against his front teeth to break it and chugged it. let me reel in my mind for an applicable term in your parlance.... absolute madman.
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>>65411129
>>65411149
i didn't check the picture actually, i bought bottles rather than shitty small cans
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i dont eat past 9 so just water
maybe rooibos
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>>65411156
>not eating past 9
fuckin loser
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>>65411118
I get that but it's 75£. You're not going to be buying a whole lot of booze and food.
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>>65411165
uh....£75 buys quite a lot of food.
£25 went on about 60 beers and people bring their own.
£50 on food is quite a bit IMO
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>>65411155
>>65411149
>coors light
Ultimate pleb, bottled or canned.
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>>65411165

>implying they aren't crushing silk cuts and earl grey in lieu of eating
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>>65411177
only decent offer on at tesco mate
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>>65411172
what? 60 beers for 15 people?
that's four beers each.
what the fuck is the point?
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>>65411172
>£25 went on about 60 beers and people bring their own.

60 beers for 15 people?
Are you all like 8 years old?
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>>65411188
>>65411192
like i said people are bringing their own as well.
so we have 4 beers each MINIMUM.

what the fuck is with /sp/s reading comprehension today
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>>65411181

>silk cuts

First of all, those are girl smokes. Secondly, the price of a pack of 20 of those is 9 queens. They'll probably just buy a big box of dog kibble and gather round a bowl like the hipster quasi-american dogs they are.
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>>65411159
as a general rule yes
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>>65411197
What's the point of making a beer pool if you're bringing your own anyways?
You must be some paki nigger who lacks common sense.
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>>65411197
i hope they all know that there is only 4 bottles. for them. the shitty small 33cl bottles as well.
when someone says there are beers at the house, usually it means there is plenty to go around.
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>>65411124

underrated post
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fajitas and brisket
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>hey guys, welcome to our superbowl party!
>help yourself to a delicious beer, we have plenty to go around, four each!
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>>65411210
>>65411218
it's not me running it so i don't really give a shit but you're over thinking it a load.
i've seen how much food and booze they have and it's plentiful. we are students we aren't expecting people to dole out more than a fiver each.
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>>65411200

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QSGyevZg8P
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>>65411231
>2%
JUST
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>>65411231
>alc 2%

What the fuck is this shit?
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>>65411231
>>65411231
there's plenty of beer, there is plenty of food, there is going to be plenty of weed.

i don't see the problem. maybe if you got invited out ever you'd understand but i guess your armchair /sp/ analysis is tip top
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>>65411231
so this is how people end up fighting their families and cops show up
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>>65411234
Elementary school kids aren't students Jimmy.
Also underage ban.
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>>65411238

kek, you sound like the guy from Green Street, i've heard a lot worse.
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>>65411234
If you're not the one running it, then why are you the one spending 25 quid on shitty coors for everyone and ripping everyone off.
Also why aren't they called 'spicy Jamaican chicken wing's' who the fuck says 'Spicy AND Jamaican chicken wings'?
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>>65411244
>4
>per
>person
>"""""""""plenty"""""""
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>>65411242

The cheapest beer you can get at tesco, that's why it's so weak.
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>>65411251
what the fuck about my post makes me an underage ban? uni students are fucking students you twat


>>65411254
>>65411255
jesus christ this autism. im getting out of here. get a fucking life losers.
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>>65411244
>l-let's add that there will be weed there. i'll look better t-then
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>>65411261
goodbye Chad
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>>65411249

That would be this
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>>65411261
See you later Jimmy.
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>>65411254

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ku7fVI7Di8
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>>65411266
kek is that a real ad?
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>>65411261

>o-oh no they have seen through the shitty party where everyone has four tiny beers and frozen food from iceland
>"i-i'm leaving now, g-g-get a life losers"
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>>65411274
yeah mate.
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>>65411274

Nah, that was in a parody magazine. Special Brew is also known as Trampagne.
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>>65411271
Are you Australian mate?
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>>65411293

directly in-between american and english accents lies australian :(
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>>65402844
> 3 technique
> read option
> cover 2
> the flats
> bail coverage
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>>65403313
kek
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>>65402844
Talk about your pickup truck and how america won the vietnam and iraq war somehow
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>Some Pepsi
>Probably a Creamy Mild Buffalo Chicken Pizza and some BBQ Wings from a local joint
>Spinach and Artichoke dip

I don't like drinking since I have to be up at 5am for work so I am gonna rock some pop
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>havent bought food yet
>no designated parking space outside my flat and i dont want to drive to the shop and lose my spot
>six nations game hasnt finished yet

JUST
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>>65410417
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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>>65411417
We did win both of those wars.
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>>65402640
very first post
good job /sp/ you make me proud
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I've never watched a single game of NFL. What a shit sport. It's almost like curling, but for athletic people.
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>>65402844
"REF BALL"
"god damn ref ball every time"
"sometimes I think this game is rigged, look at this, they just flipped the lead in one quarter like magic, the other guys are asleep"
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>>65402844
> B-gap
> zone read
> man free
> cover 1
> weak side contain
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>>65410338
theres popeyes in san diego at least you lying faggot
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>>65406593

>implying niggers don't know the best fried chicken n biscuits
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>>65411096
i want the mystery desert to be desu
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>>65410542
Looks pretty good tbhfam
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>>65410417

>"California style"
>throwing the weirdest shit toppings you can imagine on a pie
>foreigners think this represents all American pizza
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>>65402622
>"Di Giorno" frozen Pizza
top kek in italy
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>>65402844
Let's get this lemon party started
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>>65410417
Jfc what is that shit pile? I'd even take Chicago sauce pie over that abomination
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>>65417724
how does it make you feel that americans believe they invented pizza?
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>>65418042
Probably just as angry as he gets when he thinks of how we perfected it
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>>65418042
trolled

>>65418164
I lol'd hard
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how long will the wait times be for chain pizzas?
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Ready to go

> inb4 pleb
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