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Whose going to watch the Super Bowl all alone? My parents are going to a party so it'll just be me.
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i been watching all major sporting events alone for the past 2 years m8...
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I always watch the super bowl alone. Just like I do everything. Because I am worthless
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>>65395425
>>65395451
>>65395591
W-We can watch it together
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Actually hosting a huge party at my place. Me and some friends have been buying shit for it all week
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>Watching sports with a bunch of a ignorant normalfags
Literally why?
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>>65395425
I am, and I prefer it that way desu
Bitches just don't shut the fuck up
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Why do you want to watch commercials with someone?
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>>65395425
I don't even have a digital antenna. Is there anywhere I can stream it online for free?
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american """"sports""""
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>>65395924
pretty sure cbs is streaming it on their site
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kickoff is approximately 8 hours before i have a thermodynamics exam. no thanks.
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last I (english) watched it with an aussie and about 10 americans. we bantered them to death throughout. three left to watch it somewhere else at half time and one lad got violent at the end and tried to fight us but his morbidly obese countryman held him back.

hopefully tomorrow will be just as amusing.
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>>65395425
I will, not from lack of options, but because I'm a super autist that wants to yell at the TV and shitpost.
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nobody gives a shit about the super bowl over here

when i mentioned that the super bowl is on sunday, my friends just looked like "ok, and?", so i didn't even bother asking them if they would like to watch it with me

i'm not even sure if i'm going to watch it 2bh
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>>65396046
Sounds like the perfect way to chill out before the exam
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have to get up early monday for work so whatever
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>>65396128
>things that never happened
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you're never alone when you watch with your fellow /sp/artan bros, OP

/sp/ banter and comradery > boring normies
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I'm watching it with my gf and my phone to shitpost on spuh
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>>65395591
You are not worthless. People love you. I love you
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>>65396216
>tfw you hear someone at uni saying: "I just watch it for the half time show" or "I'll think I'll just watch it for the commercials, I don't care about the game"

That's even worse than people who just don't care.
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I will because my parents dont like football
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>>65395425
Me.
All alone in the hospital.
This will be my last super bowl.
It was fun /sp/, I love you all.
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>going to a party with roasties
>going to sit in the corner and drink beer while on /sp/
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>>65396046
>thermodynamics
>tfw even italians on 4chan are all engineering majors
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>>65395924
yeah cbs will stream it for free, if your not a total poor fag and have an xbox one or ps4 then you can stream it through that as well, directly into the TV(which is what I will be doing, fuck cable)
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>>65396545

RIP my man
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>>65396545
rip anon
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>>65396545
RIP in peice
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>>65396545
what happened?
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>>65396128
Zipperhead
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>>65396545
Will they cancel suberb owl after this one? I thought it was a major event
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>>65396728

yeah, this is the final game. they started the league with the intent of having 50 seasons
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My dad always watches it, I personally don't give a fuck so I just might catch the last quarter with him.
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>>65396455
>tfw most Americans are like that

It is one of those two or just for food/beers
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I'll be watching with my wife's son and his girlfriend. She's a nice person desu.
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>>65396128
Jap. Yo Jap. Walk on. Walk on . . . oi, walk on. Yeah you . . . Jap. Walk on
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>>65396806
sad to hear that.
Btw, get well
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If anyone is in the SF Bay area or northern california you are welcome to my super bowl party in san francisco. honestly.

we'll have loads of BBQ, vegetarian shit, beer, gin, spiked smoothies, people, a few single qts, etc
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>>65395425
Watching with /sp/, just like last year. Was good fun then.
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>>65396836
Looks like you're going to cuck your son lmao
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>>65395425
dumb frogposter
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>>65395681
This!
>why isn't he throwing the ball?
>why isn't he running with the ball?
>why isn't he kicking the ball!
>homerun!
>go sports ball!
>go spots team!
>hooray for sports!
>wasn't that a great commercial?
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seriously do europeans do the same thing with champs league finals? like do they have parties where people just get drunk?
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Broncos are going to win right?

Just threw down $200 5 minutes ago.
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>>65397095
lol
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>>65397021
yup, but specially with the WC and EuroCup
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>>65395425
Me, because very few people watch gridiron in my country, and I dunno if anyone does in my town.
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>>65397095
Lol. You fuck up.
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>>65397021
well I wouldn't call it a party, but I meet up with the lads and we drink beer watching the game. Either in a bar or home.
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>>65396880
I would attend but I don't want to be the ugly loner creep in the corner too afraid to talk to anyone desu

Thanks for the offer tho
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>>65396880
I'll come, but I have 15 cats that come with me wherever I go
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>>65396046

is that italian for boiling pasta water
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>>65397198
>>65397345
come faggots
[email protected]
>>65397345
i'm not feeding that many people, if yall come its BYOB
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>>65397415
>>65397345
well i mean for 15 people. 3 or 4 is fine. we'll have enough
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>>65397415
thanks for the offer senpai but introducing myself as "the loser who doesnt have anyone to watch the super bowl with and im only here because this guy invited me on 4chan because he felt sorry for me" wont be a good look

i hope your party is fun though. are you making the bbq yourself?
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>>65397440
I mean literal cats, not humans
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>>65395425
I literally watched the owl at a McDonald's the year the Ravens played the 49ers. Saddest experience of my life.
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>>65397492
I have that beat

I'm a huge 49er fan and I was in college, in northern California, when the 49ers were in the Super Bowl against the Ravens

I watched it alone in my apartment.
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I'll be eating frozen pizza and watching the game on my neighbor's TV through the blinds
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>>65397467
i already have 2 and they probably won't get along. also there will be dogs.
>>65397457
that's a really stupid outlook to have. not to mention its a vicious cycle bc it only makes you more anti social

are you like cripplingly autistic or something? its a party, most people dont know one another. you just get drunk and shoot the shit with qts la'
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>tfw invited to superbowl party
>tfw didnt respond

No point in celebrating if my team aint in it.
Fwm senpai
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Help me out here. A friend of mine is hosting an owl party and we'll be around 10-12 people. The thing is, I have a crush on a girl who is also going to be there. Should I go?
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Yeah I'm going to watch it alone. I'm 30 years old this year, haven't had a friend in over 5 years now. I don't know why I keep going any more.
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>>65397609
what the fuck why would you not??

make sure to sit next to her on the couch and ask her outside for a smoke during halftime / commercial breaks
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>>65395425
>Whose going to watch the Super Bowl all alone?
>Whose going
>Whose
>going
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>>65397609
yes
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>>65397609
Dont go your too beta to spit game anyway.
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>>65397547
>that's a really stupid outlook to have. not to mention its a vicious cycle bc it only makes you more anti social

yup thats exactly the issue

>be a loser
>therefore never get invited to anything and dont know how to act at them
>too scared of how ill act around people because of how weird i am and will push even more people away
>do nothing

>thinking i would shoot the shit with qts
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I'm not doing anything real cool. I'm going to my friends parents house because they always buy shitloads of wings and stuff or I'll go to my parents place for free food.


fuck im hungry now.
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>>65397609

i mean i remember being nervous around girls and shit when i was like 13 but i'm seriously amazed that people can still feel like this at an adult age.

it's the fear of rejection i guess? daily reminder chads get rejected all the time...

"The only difference between a winner and a loser is a winner plays until he wins" Big K.R.I.T.
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>>65397665
okay chad
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>>65397665
Word. Betas will never understand this
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>>65397640
>>65397644
>>65397653
>>65397665
ayy there is no party

I'm watching the owl alone.

>thinking people on /sp/ aren't pathetic losers
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>>65395657
You think you're cool? Fuck you.
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>>65397665
chads / alphas canonically do not get rejected

if you are rejected you are a beta or lower
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>>65397609

Yes. Learn what "report" is and do that with every girl and pretty much every human you ever interact with. You can't just hide and expect to get noticed by any qt's but you can't just linger or spam their inbox.

fucking please go. watch dating advice on youtube or something.
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>>65397609
>an owl party in Denmark
Wtf. And of course you should go, if you and that girl both like handegg you'll have things to talk about without any awkwardness, and sooner or later you'll tell her about your feelings.
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>>65397660
no one to blame but yourself m8.
>be a loser
you're only a loser once you've decided you are.
>>65397746
literally everyone gets rejected at some point. difference between a beta and a chad is how they let it affect them. betas wallow in it and beat themselves up while most normal people just say eh fuck it and move on.
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>>65397764
>learn what "report" is
>report

jesus christ
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>>65397724
nice, you really got us man
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>>65397764
>>65397789
look here >>65397724
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>>65397724
>lel i just tricked some people on internet
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>>65397820
Don't worry, I don't think it'll be long before kill myself.
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Well my wife's boyfriend is coming over to watch the game as he does every Sunday. The couch only sits 4 and my wife and his sons always get priority. I'm not allowed to speak to my wife when he comes over or allowed to enter the "family room"

So here I am in my shed where I will be eating microwaved grilled cheese on Sunday.

Such is life as a seahawks (mostly just a russell wilson) fan. The superbowl this year is a meme anyway.

Panther and broncos fans need not reply, enjoy your meme game
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>>65397665

>BIG KRIT

MY FUCKING NIGGA!!! dude will teach you how to be cool in like 3 songs.

>I got everything you want, everything you need
Damn right, I'm the coldest nigga out, you liable to freeze
Never ever bring your girl around, she liable to leave
She ain't never been around a pimp, she was dying to see
I'm mouthpiece at his prime
The flyest of the freshest that was freshest of the fly
I'm majoring in pimping, I'm just rapping on the side
For the Benz with the trim and the teriyaki tires
And a plane that don't take off if I don't ride
Oh so live, like Pay-Per-View
Let me show you what paper do
Make her pop it and drop it, slide back and forth like a fader do
My bezel is incredible, swear my vessel was hater-proof
Only me, myself and I is who I cater to
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>>65397846
I'm trying to fill the empty void in my life until I kill myself.
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>>65397811

holy shit i thought this was some pick-up artist slang, didn't realize until your post. now that's what we call a malapropism.
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>>65397811
lmao. who the fuck ever see that word written down and has a chance to spell it?

sorry... its "Rapport"
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>>65397869
>my fucking nigga!!!

Calm down you white teenager
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>>65397811
>>65397877
I-i don't get it
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>>65397877
thats correct.
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>>65395425
it's truly the best way if you have any emotional attachment to the outcome that way you can cry yourself to sleep when severe disappointment hits. Otherwise just go to a bar if you don't want to be alone
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>>65397912

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rapport

this is the word he meant to use
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I'll probably watch it on my TV in a practice room while drilling some shit. Gotta go win a job.
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>>65397932
Lel, I know this word because I study French, but i had no idea that it even existed in English
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Seeing as I am in the thread and it seems related can I ask you guys to help me?
I have no friends to watch the Superb Owl with at University but want to invite some people to come and watch with me, so I am sending an email around the student emailing system to students of the University who are American. This is a draft of the email, do you think I need to change anything?
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>>65395924
I don't understand you faggoty cord cutters. being on /sp/ you obviously have internet so you can clearly afford to buy a fucking antenna/converter. You also clearly want to watch the games but are too fucking stupid to know there are dedicated sites that stream HD for free without being bogged down by ads, and the fact that CBS already have you assholes in mind and streams the game. I can understand nonamericans asking for one, but you have no excuse for being a faggot.
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>>65398050

lol
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>>65398050
gg
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why does it matter if you're watching it alone

just have fun
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>>65398025

it doesnt really. Instead of comming up with an english words or translating, people just force-meme french words here for shit like that...and restaurant lingo
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>>65395425
Whose what?
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>>65397875
have some danish feet to cheer you up
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>>65398050
remove the bit about black QBs and that's actually p good
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>me
>dad
>stepmom
>brother
>/sp/
>plenty of delicious food

All good familia
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>>65398050
Looks a bit awkward, needs simplifying. You're trying to be too much of an Ameriboo as well. Also, Panties bandwagoners won't like that big cats getting mauled comment
Wrestlemania isn't a sport
Also, I have a feeling that this is b8
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tfw gathering to watch the game
doing some phily cheesteaks mexican edition

feelsgood.png
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Anyone else just not care about this SB? I don't even know if I'll bother looking for a stream.
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>>65395425
We're having a viewing party at my fraternity tomorrow night, should be at least 180-200 people there, my gf included :^)
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>>65398176
are russians always direct?
no sarcasm, no cinism no nothing?
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>>65396545
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>>65398223
post squirting webms pls
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That's pathetic, OP.
Just go to a bar.
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>>65396545
Please be okay dude, just in case not, have this post.
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>>65398176
I've been reading the facebook pages of everyone I am inviting- None of them support Carolina
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>>65398258
I came when this happened, does it count?
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>>65396545
We will See you again someday bud. I hope you have fun watching the game tomorrow. Rip in pieces
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I'm hiring a bunch of strippers to come watch the game with me and give me lap dances at halftime
Money can't buy you friends, but it can buy you strippers
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>>65398196
>We're having a viewing party at my fraternity tomorrow night, should be at least 180-200 people there, my gf included :^)

my sides
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>>65398425

please god let this be true
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>>65397850
7.4 best new cuck
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>>65398347
kek that's depressing as fuck.

i've tried DMT several times, it's a great experience but not worth dying for, not even the best psychedelic drug there is.
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>>65398050
omfg, corny as shit but i would be down to watch the game if i was there, hopefully you get some niggas to join
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>>65398050
>greentexting in a thing real life people see
I cringed a little, but I'd still watch the game with you.
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I live by myself. Have no friends. And no family. I will be watching the game with /sp/.
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>feel pwhen cant get drunk cause I have to drive home from a bros house after the owl ends
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>>65398743
You should try the strictly platonic section on Craigslist to make friends
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>>65398775
Chance it pussy
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>>65398050
What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>65398775
Uber get fucked up
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>>65398903
Ive never tried Uber. Do they run 24/7?
Id imagine itd be pretty busy super bowl night
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My dad moved to New York a few years ago so it's going to be an "over-the-phone" deal. That's gotta count for something, right?
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>>65399447
my dad died
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>>65398775
You can watch the puppy bowl or CBS's abysmal pilots after the game while you sober up. Stop being a fuck.
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>>65398506
What's so funny m8?
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>>65399663
Have fun dealing with that. Also enjoy having all your personal possessions stolen. I once hosted a 200 person party with my friend and the next day was nothing but broken, stolen and destroyed shit everywhere. Surprised the cops never showed up.
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>>65399788
boo hoo chad
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>>65399788
You hang out with shitty people
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>>65399882
Well it was back in highschool so yeah pretty much
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Gonna probably not watch it til the day after. Alone too.
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>>65398050
King!
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>>65399941
Well normal adults don't do shit like that
Frat party might be a different story
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>>65397095

Would have bet on the spread.
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I'm not even watching the handegowl to begin with.
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>>65396582
>"even Italians"
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>>65400020
>frat
>adults

cmon mane...
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>>65396046
thermodynamics exam on friday for me. will be watching the owl and trying to stay comfy
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>>65395657
you don't say
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>>65396545
you'll be back bro

and we'll, off course, still be here
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>>65397850

Enjoy your grilled cheese Canadian cuckbro.
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>>65396567
Yuuuup
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>>65400082

he was saying normal adults dont do that but frat parties do. not that frat parties were full of adults.
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>>65396545
RIP in peace friend

We love you

F
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>>65397665
>>65397869
JUST
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that's the only way to watch it if you're serious about it brah. Alone or with at most 2 other hardcore fans

Getting together with casuals to get wasted and scream over each other for 4 hours can be done on any weekend
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>>65396545

plz dont be serious :(
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>>65398365

Hell yes.
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I'll watch the first half at most.
It's just too fucking late
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>>65398967
Yes get the app check it out
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>>65400193
Ireland gets it
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>>65398967

tonight is probably the best night to uber, if they are busy that means that there are more drivers out and probably in your area. probably works best to actually be in the city for this though.
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>>65396545
Rest in peace anon
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>>65395425
>>65395626
no one is alone in spee, we are going to watch it together
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>want to go to a sportsbar/restaurant even if alone
>realize I don't know where to go
>stay home
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>tfw excited to watch with little bro
>tfw little bro went to liberal arts school in the north west coast
>tfw little bro hates football but loves soccer
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>>65400279
>ireland
jesus christ dude
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>>65401667
>go to a bar
>sit at the bar
>order a drink
>watch the game
its easy man

t. solo flyer
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>>65397789
HAH GAYYYYY
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tfw no one actually cares about handegg here

it hurts
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>>65405613
>realize I don't know where to go

I'm this retarded that I don't know where there are bars.
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>>65398050
>wants to attract attention from university students
>makes no mention of alcohol or pizza

gg m8
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>>65395425
well, it could be worse. I am working tomorrow.
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1. Who is playing?
2. Who should win?
3. What are the memes we're looking for?
4. Who are the star players on both teams?
5. Which would be the better 'reaction' winner?

Thanks guys.
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>>65396046
Why the fuck didn't you study ahead of time so you could relax and watch a good game?
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>>65396545
F
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A girl from my previous work wants to go to Buffalo Wild Wings tomorrow so I might go.

She's actually that .1% that I'm positive she doesn't want to fuck, and frankly after hearing waaay TMI stories from her I wouldn't anyways...for God's sake I bought her a pregnancy test today because she's been too embarrassed to do it herself (and she paid me back). She actually is pretty "bro-ey" and there's no worry of offending her by joking about things offensive/gross etc so she's actually cool to hang out with.

I also just started talking to another girl that works at my previous work, and apparently everybody at my place knows...I want to also find out from my friend tomorrow whether she's like bragging/seems into me or she's not interested but too polite/too much of a pussy to say otherwise haha.
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>>65410280
That could actually be a good move....if she's not pregnant hopefully then just try to see what she's looking for and hang out ....idk bitches be bullshitting though
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anyone else /3generationstogether/ here?

watching it with my dad, brother and son.
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>>65410280

you know you can fuck her (BWW girl), right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0521DXHKEY

she's a ho

fo sho
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>>65396545
Have the best last days you can, enjoy what you have. Read the Bible (KJV) and let Christ save you
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Fucking hell, it's not hard to make friends you aspies. I'm probably the quietest, least sociable person on /sp/ and I've been invited to 3 different SB parties.
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>tfw yet another super bowl alone


i don't even like football but just being alone for a huge event is pretty lonely
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>>65410420

Weeeelll the weird thing is that she is ONLY into hispanic/latin guys. I've witnessed this firsthand; she's asked co-workers that look like they might be if they are, and if they're not she loses all interests in them. She's also come up to me and would be like "oh my god that guy over there is so hot" and from my admittedly straight male perspective, the guy was completely average but he was obviously hispanic. Like I'm 99% sure she sees me and another guy who makes up our little work hangout group the same, and this other guy is not attractive at all, but we're both white.

Not to mention like I've said she's given me waaaay TMI, like the details of 1) how she could have gotten pregnant, and 2) stuff like "well my period was the other day and it looked like this, and smelled like this" kind of shit that kills it for me haha.

But she is a freak though, I actually stopped by the place today and her and the other guy I mentioned were in her car chilling, and I stopped by and sat in the back as we talked. She mentions she has her dildo in the pocket on the back of the driver's seat and sure enough it's in there and she goes into detail on how she used it with her ex-boyfriend the other week lol.
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>>65410280
>>65410496
oh my god go to facebook you autist
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>>65410496
you should tell her you're mexican. white mexicans exist
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>>65410512
t. Alberto González
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>>65407669
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>>65410512

lol I think I already mentioned my heritage.... and she did fuck a co-worker who's half mexican but looks 100% white and is the only co-worker I've heard multiple other co-workers call ugly haha
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Tomorrow will be the first Super Bowl I've watched alone in years and I'm totally ok with that for once. No distractions, you know? It really is one of the best ways to watch the game. That and with a couple other close friends who are as into football as you are. The worst is watching the Super Bowl at a party with a dozen or more people and most of them don't care/know anything about football.
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I went to an owl party once and 4 people fell asleep.

Shit time for a sportsgathering desu.
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I'll be at work watching it with workmates. I'm not happy about this
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>>65410407
Me too! Watching it with my wife's son (11 yo) and her bf (19 yo).
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>>65410407

No. My family tree dies with me.
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>>65410624

wat
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>>65410635

haven't busted these terms out in a long time, but you are a newfag and you need to lurk moar
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>>65410547
>>65407669
Gonna have to use a new tactic for some help...
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>>65407669
1. Denver Broncos vs. Carolina Panthers
2. Whoever wins, /sp/ loses
3. HGH man has noodle arm, Black qb dancing man
4. Von Miller for Denver, Cam Newton for Carolina
5. This is basically a tie.
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I'm gonna watch with the my dealer who lives down the hall in my dorm. He's got a dope TV that I probably helped pay for. Probably gonna do some dissociatives so I don't care when my Broncos get raped in another owl.
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>>65396545
You get free WiFi in the hospital?
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>>65410666
Thanks anon. I struggle to follow football let alone NFL Brain problems.jpg.

All I remember is this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_FyNIXFJ-M
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>>65397665
Scoring with too drunk girls doesn't count as not getting rejected
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>>65395425
Bronco fan here
>tfw you were invited to multiple parties, but decided to watch alone so it doesn't hurt as much when the parm cucks us out of another super bowl
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>>65396971
>>65398201
Russian sarcasm was one of many things destroyed by the Nazis during the Great Patriotic War.
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>>65395657
Fuck youuuuuu
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>whose
you deserve everything you get
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>>65396545
you now remember burrs bro that died of cancer
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Is anyone is interested, I was trying to get a Discord group going for people watching alone. pls come watch with me https://discord.gg/0oUwUy5LHh974pK8
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>>65411361
>he thinks that's how it works
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>>65396545
RIP anon live all your remaining days to the fullest.
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>>65411399
Don't feel bad, I bet he's got the nicest designated loo in the hospital.
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>>65410705
>not remembering this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFYcXi5a1Lo
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>>65396455

German TV is not showing the super bowl commercials
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>>65396545
Can we buy you a hooker or something anon?
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>>65396545
if my digits will be checkable, he'll be fine
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>>65395425
Pretty sure you won't find the Puppy Bowl at a sports bar, stay at home anon.
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>>65396582
Step up italians
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>>65395425
I'm watching it with /sp/
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>>65396545
RIP buddy
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I will probably watch the first quarter alone tonight (I've bought Doritos and beer) and then I'll go to bed so I can be at work tomorrow. Then, I'll need to beg my Ameriboo colleagues not to spoil the result (why wouldn't they take tomorrow off work if they're going to watch the whole thing?) before I can watch the rest tomorrow night instead of going out with friends.
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gonna give superuil a chance, but never watched handegg before
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>no one I know gives a shit about SB
>don't have the only local channel that broadcasts the owl
>will probably have to watch a shitty stream alone

I'm only bothering because I want to see peyton BTFO again.
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>>65410657
corr
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>>65395591
I love you anon
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>>65395425
mine hate football and I'm stuck watching it upstairs in there tiny box tv with a box of pringles and a pack of sprite.
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>hate /sp/
>only go on superbowl sunday for coverage and shit
>been doing this since i was underage 14
>i'm now 24
>my superbowl tradition is going on a part of 4chan I dislike for 12 hours
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>>65411456
naa the first one was better
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>>65396545
>the only impact you will ever make in life is anonymously on the sports section of a neckbeard website
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>>65397850
i keked hard
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I'm watching it with my friends and gf. It'll be fun. My gf doesn't know shit about sports, but she's cooking food.
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>>65396881

>army ads
>scientology ads

Fuck American streams desu
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Got the apartment to myself tonight, everyone is at their respective friend's parties. Me? I have my weed in the grinder waiting for later while I watch criminal minds. Might jerk off later, we'll see.

I got 14.70 left on my card, enough for the little caesar's bacon pizza or a bunch of tacos from Taco Bell. Help me choose?

http://strawpoll.me/6754751
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>>65396545

F
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>>65398775
call a taxi. unless he lives in amish country there should be one if you actually look
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>>65395954
HA HIS NAME IS UR GAY
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>>65396545
RIP in pepperoni. Sad you won't se MariGOATa becoming HoF
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S U P T V O R G
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>>65395425
>I pepe when I have to watch the super bowl with other people.
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>>65396545
Respect
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>>65397609
Maybe, there's a chance you'll be turned off when she gets excited for the commercials and starts shouting stupid shit during the actual game.

>tl;dr: RIP anons boner
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>NEET
>no friends ever
>260 lbs
>obese and man boobs
>no phone, facebook and skype
>50,000$ student debt

I am going to die soon. See you on the other side /sp/.
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>live in another country
>no one likes football
>american cheese on pizza
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What are the best pizza deals for gameday? Obviously I'm eating them all by myself, but I'm a fat fuck so bring it on.
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>>65395425
I live in Colorado. Everything are miles away from everything so almost everyone drives here and there are always a few retards that wreck their cars after a match.
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I always watch important games alone. Same goes with movies I really want to see.
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>>65395425
I'm going to a friends house.

At first, we were supposed to be 10 people but then some people started to invite themselves and now there's going to be like 25 people.

I just can't wait to hear the women ranting about their whore lives during the game. Fuck.
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>watching the owl alone
What a sorry fuck you are OP, go make some friends. It's not difficult.

I'm watching with my gf. Pic related.
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>>65425214
Back to /pol/ with you
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>>65397609
Definitely go.

Be active and have a personality that makes people think you're a cool guy with a decent sense of humor.

You'll be fine.
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>>65425438
>people who have no issue posting pictures of someone they supposedly care about on 4chan for no reason

damn, she must have some serious mental issues to go out with someone like that
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>>65395425
/reporting/ in
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>>65398050
>chips
fake and gay
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>>65425438
>fat face
>saved for future use
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>tfw made some beef stew in the slow cooker and have some beers for the game

life is good
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>>65397403
lol
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no one I know in my near area gives a flying fuck about sports, let alone NFL
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