Whose going to watch the Super Bowl all alone? My parents are going to a party so it'll just be me.
i been watching all major sporting events alone for the past 2 years m8...
last I (english) watched it with an aussie and about 10 americans. we bantered them to death throughout. three left to watch it somewhere else at half time and one lad got violent at the end and tried to fight us but his morbidly obese countryman held him back.
hopefully tomorrow will be just as amusing.
nobody gives a shit about the super bowl over here
when i mentioned that the super bowl is on sunday, my friends just looked like "ok, and?", so i didn't even bother asking them if they would like to watch it with me
i'm not even sure if i'm going to watch it 2bh
>tfw you hear someone at uni saying: "I just watch it for the half time show" or "I'll think I'll just watch it for the commercials, I don't care about the game"
That's even worse than people who just don't care.
yeah cbs will stream it for free, if your not a total poor fag and have an xbox one or ps4 then you can stream it through that as well, directly into the TV(which is what I will be doing, fuck cable)
If anyone is in the SF Bay area or northern california you are welcome to my super bowl party in san francisco. honestly.
we'll have loads of BBQ, vegetarian shit, beer, gin, spiked smoothies, people, a few single qts, etc
Watching with /sp/, just like last year. Was good fun then.
>why isn't he throwing the ball?
>why isn't he running with the ball?
>why isn't he kicking the ball!
>go sports ball!
>go spots team!
>hooray for sports!
>wasn't that a great commercial?
thanks for the offer senpai but introducing myself as "the loser who doesnt have anyone to watch the super bowl with and im only here because this guy invited me on 4chan because he felt sorry for me" wont be a good look
i hope your party is fun though. are you making the bbq yourself?
i already have 2 and they probably won't get along. also there will be dogs.
that's a really stupid outlook to have. not to mention its a vicious cycle bc it only makes you more anti social
are you like cripplingly autistic or something? its a party, most people dont know one another. you just get drunk and shoot the shit with qts la'
Help me out here. A friend of mine is hosting an owl party and we'll be around 10-12 people. The thing is, I have a crush on a girl who is also going to be there. Should I go?
>that's a really stupid outlook to have. not to mention its a vicious cycle bc it only makes you more anti social
yup thats exactly the issue
>be a loser
>therefore never get invited to anything and dont know how to act at them
>too scared of how ill act around people because of how weird i am and will push even more people away
>thinking i would shoot the shit with qts
I'm not doing anything real cool. I'm going to my friends parents house because they always buy shitloads of wings and stuff or I'll go to my parents place for free food.
fuck im hungry now.
i mean i remember being nervous around girls and shit when i was like 13 but i'm seriously amazed that people can still feel like this at an adult age.
it's the fear of rejection i guess? daily reminder chads get rejected all the time...
"The only difference between a winner and a loser is a winner plays until he wins" Big K.R.I.T.
Yes. Learn what "report" is and do that with every girl and pretty much every human you ever interact with. You can't just hide and expect to get noticed by any qt's but you can't just linger or spam their inbox.
fucking please go. watch dating advice on youtube or something.
>an owl party in Denmark
Wtf. And of course you should go, if you and that girl both like handegg you'll have things to talk about without any awkwardness, and sooner or later you'll tell her about your feelings.
no one to blame but yourself m8.
>be a loser
you're only a loser once you've decided you are.
literally everyone gets rejected at some point. difference between a beta and a chad is how they let it affect them. betas wallow in it and beat themselves up while most normal people just say eh fuck it and move on.
Don't worry, I don't think it'll be long before kill myself.
Well my wife's boyfriend is coming over to watch the game as he does every Sunday. The couch only sits 4 and my wife and his sons always get priority. I'm not allowed to speak to my wife when he comes over or allowed to enter the "family room"
So here I am in my shed where I will be eating microwaved grilled cheese on Sunday.
Such is life as a seahawks (mostly just a russell wilson) fan. The superbowl this year is a meme anyway.
Panther and broncos fans need not reply, enjoy your meme game
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>I got everything you want, everything you need
Damn right, I'm the coldest nigga out, you liable to freeze
Never ever bring your girl around, she liable to leave
She ain't never been around a pimp, she was dying to see
I'm mouthpiece at his prime
The flyest of the freshest that was freshest of the fly
I'm majoring in pimping, I'm just rapping on the side
For the Benz with the trim and the teriyaki tires
And a plane that don't take off if I don't ride
Oh so live, like Pay-Per-View
Let me show you what paper do
Make her pop it and drop it, slide back and forth like a fader do
My bezel is incredible, swear my vessel was hater-proof
Only me, myself and I is who I cater to
I'm trying to fill the empty void in my life until I kill myself.
it's truly the best way if you have any emotional attachment to the outcome that way you can cry yourself to sleep when severe disappointment hits. Otherwise just go to a bar if you don't want to be alone
Seeing as I am in the thread and it seems related can I ask you guys to help me?
I have no friends to watch the Superb Owl with at University but want to invite some people to come and watch with me, so I am sending an email around the student emailing system to students of the University who are American. This is a draft of the email, do you think I need to change anything?
I don't understand you faggoty cord cutters. being on /sp/ you obviously have internet so you can clearly afford to buy a fucking antenna/converter. You also clearly want to watch the games but are too fucking stupid to know there are dedicated sites that stream HD for free without being bogged down by ads, and the fact that CBS already have you assholes in mind and streams the game. I can understand nonamericans asking for one, but you have no excuse for being a faggot.
have some danish feet to cheer you up
>plenty of delicious food
All good familia
Looks a bit awkward, needs simplifying. You're trying to be too much of an Ameriboo as well. Also, Panties bandwagoners won't like that big cats getting mauled comment
Wrestlemania isn't a sport
Also, I have a feeling that this is b8
Please be okay dude, just in case not, have this post.
I came when this happened, does it count?
>feel pwhen cant get drunk cause I have to drive home from a bros house after the owl ends
Have fun dealing with that. Also enjoy having all your personal possessions stolen. I once hosted a 200 person party with my friend and the next day was nothing but broken, stolen and destroyed shit everywhere. Surprised the cops never showed up.
that's the only way to watch it if you're serious about it brah. Alone or with at most 2 other hardcore fans
Getting together with casuals to get wasted and scream over each other for 4 hours can be done on any weekend
I'll watch the first half at most.
It's just too fucking late
tonight is probably the best night to uber, if they are busy that means that there are more drivers out and probably in your area. probably works best to actually be in the city for this though.
no one is alone in spee, we are going to watch it together
>want to go to a sportsbar/restaurant even if alone
>realize I don't know where to go
>tfw excited to watch with little bro
>tfw little bro went to liberal arts school in the north west coast
>tfw little bro hates football but loves soccer
well, it could be worse. I am working tomorrow.
A girl from my previous work wants to go to Buffalo Wild Wings tomorrow so I might go.
She's actually that .1% that I'm positive she doesn't want to fuck, and frankly after hearing waaay TMI stories from her I wouldn't anyways...for God's sake I bought her a pregnancy test today because she's been too embarrassed to do it herself (and she paid me back). She actually is pretty "bro-ey" and there's no worry of offending her by joking about things offensive/gross etc so she's actually cool to hang out with.
I also just started talking to another girl that works at my previous work, and apparently everybody at my place knows...I want to also find out from my friend tomorrow whether she's like bragging/seems into me or she's not interested but too polite/too much of a pussy to say otherwise haha.
That could actually be a good move....if she's not pregnant hopefully then just try to see what she's looking for and hang out ....idk bitches be bullshitting though
anyone else /3generationstogether/ here?
watching it with my dad, brother and son.
Weeeelll the weird thing is that she is ONLY into hispanic/latin guys. I've witnessed this firsthand; she's asked co-workers that look like they might be if they are, and if they're not she loses all interests in them. She's also come up to me and would be like "oh my god that guy over there is so hot" and from my admittedly straight male perspective, the guy was completely average but he was obviously hispanic. Like I'm 99% sure she sees me and another guy who makes up our little work hangout group the same, and this other guy is not attractive at all, but we're both white.
Not to mention like I've said she's given me waaaay TMI, like the details of 1) how she could have gotten pregnant, and 2) stuff like "well my period was the other day and it looked like this, and smelled like this" kind of shit that kills it for me haha.
But she is a freak though, I actually stopped by the place today and her and the other guy I mentioned were in her car chilling, and I stopped by and sat in the back as we talked. She mentions she has her dildo in the pocket on the back of the driver's seat and sure enough it's in there and she goes into detail on how she used it with her ex-boyfriend the other week lol.
lol I think I already mentioned my heritage.... and she did fuck a co-worker who's half mexican but looks 100% white and is the only co-worker I've heard multiple other co-workers call ugly haha
Tomorrow will be the first Super Bowl I've watched alone in years and I'm totally ok with that for once. No distractions, you know? It really is one of the best ways to watch the game. That and with a couple other close friends who are as into football as you are. The worst is watching the Super Bowl at a party with a dozen or more people and most of them don't care/know anything about football.
Gonna have to use a new tactic for some help...
1. Denver Broncos vs. Carolina Panthers
2. Whoever wins, /sp/ loses
3. HGH man has noodle arm, Black qb dancing man
4. Von Miller for Denver, Cam Newton for Carolina
5. This is basically a tie.
I'm gonna watch with the my dealer who lives down the hall in my dorm. He's got a dope TV that I probably helped pay for. Probably gonna do some dissociatives so I don't care when my Broncos get raped in another owl.
Bronco fan here
>tfw you were invited to multiple parties, but decided to watch alone so it doesn't hurt as much when the parm cucks us out of another super bowl
I will probably watch the first quarter alone tonight (I've bought Doritos and beer) and then I'll go to bed so I can be at work tomorrow. Then, I'll need to beg my Ameriboo colleagues not to spoil the result (why wouldn't they take tomorrow off work if they're going to watch the whole thing?) before I can watch the rest tomorrow night instead of going out with friends.
>no one I know gives a shit about SB
>don't have the only local channel that broadcasts the owl
>will probably have to watch a shitty stream alone
I'm only bothering because I want to see peyton BTFO again.
>the only impact you will ever make in life is anonymously on the sports section of a neckbeard website
Got the apartment to myself tonight, everyone is at their respective friend's parties. Me? I have my weed in the grinder waiting for later while I watch criminal minds. Might jerk off later, we'll see.
I got 14.70 left on my card, enough for the little caesar's bacon pizza or a bunch of tacos from Taco Bell. Help me choose?
RIP in pepperoni. Sad you won't se MariGOATa becoming HoF
I'm going to a friends house.
At first, we were supposed to be 10 people but then some people started to invite themselves and now there's going to be like 25 people.
I just can't wait to hear the women ranting about their whore lives during the game. Fuck.
>watching the owl alone
What a sorry fuck you are OP, go make some friends. It's not difficult.
I'm watching with my gf. Pic related.
>people who have no issue posting pictures of someone they supposedly care about on 4chan for no reason
damn, she must have some serious mental issues to go out with someone like that
>tfw made some beef stew in the slow cooker and have some beers for the game
life is good
no one I know in my near area gives a flying fuck about sports, let alone NFL