So let me get this straight, he wants to leave Bayern because

>>65246891
Such a shitty one team league.

He wants to leave Bayern because the club is cancer and the fans don't appreciate him.

FTFY

>>65246891
Don't blame him. Imagine having to play clubs like Hamburg and Werder Bremen each week.

>>65246891
All those bald men jumping up and down for 90 minutes to the same tune must get tedious.

>>65246906
Could be worse, there are managers that have to play against Chelsea and United unironically.

I think he's just sick of hearing seven nations army over and over again, he just ants to get back to his loved Coldplay

>>65246968
Speaking of that, I fucking hate it when a club plays a burst of a song after every goal. It's so forced.

It's like on FM when you assemble an unstoppable super team and can't be arsed playing anymore because it's too easy

He's leaving, because they won't let him spend €60m on some overhyped hispanic midfielder.

>Go to a league where only 2 clubs have any ambition.
>The other club has a meme for a manager.

Man, must be disappointing.

>>65246891
Bayern is too mainstream

It's because they won't let him spend 100mil on a player or let him in charge of transfers in any way

>>65246987

Aye. And then you build up in your head that your old school tactics will work at a new club but your old glories are soon forgotten as you fail to have any success and fizzle away like a once bright firework in the night sky

Remind you of anyone?

>implying bayern wouldn't make short work of the pathetic assembly of second rate teams that is the EPL
>implying dortmund wouldn't easily win the league as well

He wants to manage the Brazilian NT, starting after the Olympics.

screencap this

>>65246891
He tried every possible formation there is. He got nothing left.

>>65246891
More like Bayern is sacking his ass after failing to deliver the CL time and time again and they're hiring a coach that doesn't suck

>>65247022
I wouldn't be sure about Dortmund. Teams in the EPL are far more willing to just go for the draw, and park the bus, which is exactly what they struggle with.

>>65246906
Literally no different from playing Levante and Malaga each week

>>65246991
But he's already got Thiago

>>65247091
He'd be a good transfer if he weren't ded all the time. Kind of fucked up his own career for a bit, by visiting his own doctor, instead of the one Bayern recommended.

>>65247088
that was last season mate

>>65247125
They still kind of struggle with it. They've gotten better, but they're still not great against highly defensive teams.

>>65247088
don't agree at all desu, teams that just tried to park the bus have struggled against >us this season; >our weakness is clearly the defense and especially the goalkeeper

the teams who took points off dortmund all conceded, yet scored two or more goals. parking the bus used to be effective against klopp to some degree, but even then it was mostly to bad finishing

>>65246891
He wants to leave because the board and players of Buyern are tired of watching Kurosawa's movies before every game.

>>65246906
I would argue the average Bundesliga team beats the average Spanish

>Bayern cancer talking about players he wants
>Bayern unironically buys Gotze when Pep wanted Neymar
Worst bandwagon on /sp/

>>65247167
>all conceded, yet scored two or more goals
Except for Hoffenheim. And PAOK over both legs, and Krasnodar in the one leg (and almost the other) in the EL. And while Darmstadt scored 2 goals, they did in typical Darmstadt fashion of playing defensively, then scoring off a set piece for one of those goals (though that was refball).

>>65247216
Neymar wasn't a keyplayer at a domestic title contender. We're talking about Buyern here.

>>65247216
Gotze is a World Cup Winner...Neymar isn't and probably will never be

>>65247346
This reminded me of 7-1, thank you

>>65247259
I know butit would have been quite the smart acquisition

>>65247346
Are you really implying fatze is anywhere near the same level as neymar?
Retard

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>>65247374
Sorry Gotze can't hear you

>>65247462
>non German bandwagon

>>65247470
Not even but Gotze is better than that pos Neymar

WELCOME TO MANCHESTER

>>65246891
Players are full of avocado toasts for brunch

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>>65246968
he's not the only one

that shit is fucking cancer

I really want to see him in the PL tbqh
The shitposting would be off the charts

>>65247483
retard: the post

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>tfw i am already hype for the amount of butthurt when he comes to us, manchester city

>>65247483
>>65247462
>>65247346
>>65247089
>>65247081

>this flag
>this topic
Go back to the organ stealing general Mëhmët

>>65247513
Come back when Neymar has a WC Trophy
Until then pipe down Farca Bandwagoner

>>65247523
That would be another likeable, decent manager ousted by City. At least when Chelscum went through a lot of managers, they were mainly dickheads.

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>>65247527
Back to bribing refs for a decade UEFA

>>65247523
>us

What parte of Etihad are you from, m8?

>>65247532

>this retard

Mertesacker won a world cup too, does that make him a better centreback than Thiago Silva?

>>65247544
Why is she so perfect?

>>65247568
Did Mertesacker decide a World Cup like Gotze did?
I don't think so

There's your answer

>>65247532
>stating the obvious fact that neymar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fatze means you're a barca bandwagoner
I bet you're an american who was banned and is on a proxy, stinks of retardation

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>>65247544
what if he goes to P$G

>>65247532
>fernando torres
>1 world cup

>lolnel messhit
>0 world cup

torres>>messi confirmed

Buyern doesn't want to give the players he wants

>>65247604
Torres didn't decide a World Cup Final either that was Iniesta

So again I ask you...what's your point?

>>65247592
who is this spunk monk?

>>65247635
my gf

*grabs throat*

back the fuck off buddy

>>65247635
raven arce on instagram
based google can take all my info

>>65247623
Materazzi>every CB in history then

Mexico would've rekt Germany. They only won the WC because LCIM cheated

>>65247682
Matrix is the biggest cheater in History
Italians can only win by cheating

>>65247483
>pos Neymar
Did you steal some of his organs and find out he's hiv positive?

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>>65247691
>hopping the border so hard that you end up in England

>>65247692
>this mad about Italy
well at least we know your are not a proxy now

>>65247737
no era penal

>>65246891
if he wants a challenge then why does he only want to go to the favorites of each league?

>>65247592

less pepe talk and more hot qt's like this

>>65247746
[spoiler] Was only half-serious...mostly trolling[/spoiler]

Matrix is a cheat tho(and he was always a dirty player...typical Inter Player)...he got Zidane sent off
And Matrix didn't even decide the match either seeing as the match went on penalties

Italy on 2006 was probably the most underwhelming World Cup Winner I've seen though

>>65247784
Stop posting. You make yourself look dumber each time.

>>65247810
shut up

>>65247784
>And Matrix didn't even decide the match either seeing as the match went on penalties
>scored
>got Zidane sent off
>not decisive
Matrix was a hack tho, and this demostrate your argument is shit

>>65247784
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>>65247784
>.he got Zidane sent off
No he didn't, not his fault that Zidane couldn't handle the bantz

>muh new challenge
Bullshit. what's the Champions League? he wants the money to buy every meme player out there.

>>65247831
He also caused the penalty early on the game so I call it "making up for his mistake" rather than actually deciding the game

>>65247852
Riiiiiiiiight!

>>65247852
>not his fault that Zidane couldn't handle the bantz
Yes but it was him to got him mad
>>65247882
The penalty was a dive so it's not even his fault

>>65247905
He jumped at Malouda flailing like a moron...even though he didn't touch him
I can see how the ref made that mistake and didn't notice the dive

Either way
A decisive goal is a goal that puts a team in the lead hence Materazzi did not decide 2006

>>65247966
Is Iniesta better than Messi then? Lmao

>>65247021
Moyes.
Rafa.

>>65248216
Seeing as how he decided a World Cup yes he is

You might see their stats and think "Oh Messi scores way more goals/has more assists" but it's the big stage that matters in the end

I'd like to quote the great Arrigo Sacchi
"He might be a great footballer but perhaps not a great player"
Messi is a superior footballer,Iniesta is a better player

>>65247544
>you will never hum Earthmover to her

Ligue 1 is the worst

I think PSG have almost statistically won the league already

>>65247081
or Watford and Aston Villa

>>65246891
He's sick of being less appreciated than a lesser manager who achieved more with the club

>>65246968
Black Stripes > Gay ForePlay

>>65253937
white*

I'm sure kdb and firmimo would look good too on the bayern squad. Costa didn't really impress in the Copa America 2bh. Was carried by nerman like the rest of the team.

>>65246891
While Costa has been quite impressive, we dont really know how Kdb or firmino might have fared in such a dominant bayern squad. The low quality of the bundesliga competition makes all bayern players appear outstanding.

Costa was not nearly as good in the copa America, and looked mediocre next to Neymar.

>>65246891
He wants to avoid losing the 4th german super cup in a row.

>>65253673
van Gaal?

>>65246891
if he wanted a real challenge, he would train a literally who-team and win the CL with it

>>65254969
Heynckes obviously

>>65247044
Someone is optimistic as fuck

>Wants a challenge
>Goes to another stacked big money team

>>65246954
/Thread

He's going to Nice. Ben Arfa is gonna become the GOAT and they will win the CL la

>>65255525

haha he'll never do that. future of pep:

3 years at city - maybe one title, no CL
3 years at milan - 1/2 scudettos, no CL
3 years in china being paid £100m a year
3 years at arsenal - win nothing
4 years spain manager - no tournament wins back to barca - messi's sons are GOATs are he wins the treble a few times