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NWL

>>65214564
I'll take it

kys Thead cunt

Isn't it funny how no other nation has a woman and man in the Semi's. Tell me why we aren't the best tennis nation.

Hint : You can't.

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What a shame Norway doesn't play tennis

>>65214598
Andy - Scottish
Konta - Aussie

Yeah, nice one

Do you guys think Fedgoat can beat Djoker?

>tfw in love with an escort

not sure what to do lads

>>65214594
Why? I made a new thread.

>>65214608

post her picture

>>65214607
Yes

where can i cop raonic's NBs lads?

>>65214608
Redpill up m8, women are designed for having sex with. No more. She doesn't think about you when she takes BBC.

Is Raonic /fa/?

YES YES YES

G A E L

>>65214624
Do we seriously need to go through this every Milos game? Yes, he is. He is absolutely and extremely /fa/

M O N F I L S
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>>65214607
It's always the same Roger needs a really good day to beat him.
If he takes alot from the ATP Final group stage match it could happen

>>65214607
Not in a five setter.

Good morning lads

>>65214633
Implying Djoko didn't fix that

FEEL THE MONFEELS

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>NB vs ASICS BOWL

who /kt26/ here?

M Y

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>>65214637
Morning Argenbro. And on that note I'm off to sleep.

>>65214607
Only if he opens 2-0 imo

>>65214654
Sleep tight man. See you tomorrow.

>>65214648
I haven't felt this level of nostalgia is a long while. Good show Amerifriend.

>>65214654

goodnight or tusbih ealaa khayr as your people would say

>>65214638
As I said Federer needs a really good day

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>no Nadal again
why

Why are the threads being made so early?

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>it's a myson loses in 5 episode

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Gael's got this set

>>65214668
need to inb4 threadcunt

>>65214668
gotta keep one step ahead of threadcunt

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>>65214667
>mfw rafa will never be back to his best again

Raonic has actually got genuinely good groundstrokes for a lanky cunt

>>65214681
lmao wtf is wrong with this man

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>>65214681
>mfw
Fuck that autistic spic.

G A E L
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Why does Raonic, who was born in Serbia and lives in Monaco represent Canada?

C L U T CH

C I T Y

>1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1 >1-1

we're going to 5 lads

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>>65214673
>>65214674
OBSESSION

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THIS MAN IS TOO BASED

MONFILS MAGIC
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>>65214689
cause he grew up here

from my town too actually

>yfw Federer is older than 97 of the top 100

>1-1

Shit got real

>>65214619
We don't have BBC in this country

>>65214689
Why do you, a Britbong who no-one gives a shit about, continue to embarrass anyone who ever loved you and post on a Chinese cartoon image board?

>>65214699
Jimbobs status:
[ ] unflustered
[X] flustered

I wanna kms everytime that Djokobot headband ad comes on

Who is the qt on Monfels box? I'm erect.

>>65214699
you're the one obsessed with that pharlap looking bitch, m8

can't wait until the nbn comes to my town
first time im going to do is hack asio

monfils is really underrated

>>65214681
>nutted but she's still sucking.webm

>its a henry laincompetant gets excited about french players being shit episode

>>65214689

"lives in Monaco" means "has a house in Monaco so he can evade taxes"

>>65214699
>getting bullied on a Nepalese cave drawing forum

TC on suicide watch, you are a disgrace to our flag.

>tfw you were tricked into thinking women are anything more than sex slaves

rancic is a homosexual, right?

really want to give michelle payne a proper squirt

>>65214727
>our flag

fuck off zhang. unless your grandfather fought for this flag, you aren't australian.

also, kys.

>>65214724

canada took him in and he wont even pay taxes in the country that he grew up in what a scumbag

>>65214718
He is not really, very inconsistent player - typical nigger.

>>65214720
kek, was thinking exactly the same

Milos is ridiculously big and has crazy wingspan

MICHELLE <3

nigger shot

Monfils has to be the quickest player on his feet who is also somewhat relevant.

>>65214741
>wanting to give all your money to syrians because it's 2016

>>65214740
I can tell I triggered you Thread Cunt, hopefully your autistic rage will drive you to kill yourself.

My great-grandfather was peeling the dead gooks off the barbed wire at the Cowra breakout in the light horse brigade and loved ever second of it. Don't you dare call me Zhang. I bet you're a fucking wog.

>>65214748
popo?

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>this match

>>65214753
sure thing, zhang ;)

>>65214689
a lot of players declare residence in monaco to evade taxes

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>that challenge

>>65214761
Thread Cunt BTFO

WHITE BOIIIIZ BTFO

>>65214755
she looks creepy desu.

First time Milos got lobbed this tournament

>>65214740
>>65214761
>ZHANG HAHAHA ZHANG

Say something relevant or fuck off back to /cric/ you autistic fuck

>>65214768
both players are black

>>65214778
t. zhang

>4-1 in the third set

already thinking about the 4th set.jpeg

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I'm kind of wishing they'd just hurry up so we can get to the womens doubles.

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>>65214740
>>65214761
>>65214785
TheadCunt LITERALLY shaking at his keyboard.
I fucking love it.

If monfils got a dick reduction like halep got a boob reduction would he play better?

>>65214785
You're a faggot.

Raonic got this shit in the bag, you're all forgetting the drop the second set rule.

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Come on Monfils.

>>65214648

those were the speediest shoes in the early 80's, I don't think they use the soft springy rubber in them any more like back then

>>65214801
You are literally seething.

>>65214776
who is this semen demon?

>>65214806
Keep projecting mate.

>>65214806
>>65214815

What went so wrong in your life that you get enjoyment out of ruining Nepalese Cave painting forums?

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>>65214806
>>65214815
Nah I'm just competitive and I don't like letting retards be retards, but I guess I'm just pissing in an ocean of piss trying to beat you hey, have a win for once. I know they are few and far between in your "life".

Going to the store to get some croissants t b h f a m

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/42rlt7/collecting_all_the_tennis_balls/

>>65214826
pick me up a sausage roll can ya?

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>>65214836
>reddit

>>65214836
>reddit

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Is this going to be one of the worst female finals in recent history?

reminded me that the aus open announced they were lowering the womens finals tickets by $70 late last year

>>65214794
>like halep got a boob reduction
and she still cant win

>>65214836
tube is cooler

WHITED

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anyone got more of these?

why did this suddenly become the thread?

>>65214853

She did well up until she split from her last coach and got cahil

who is the old guy with an orange cap at Raonic's box?

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>>65214837

Raonic going to monster Murray at this rate, but desu senpai, whoever wins the other semi will lift the trophy.

>>65214858
To get ahead of Threadcunt

lol what a lad

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>>65214858
Were you still in the last thread?

>>65214852

Fuck me, hopefully there's some cricket on instead.

>>65214857
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME MR BIG STRONG BERDSHIT
>I WOULD TOTALLY TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE'S CHILDREN XDXD

>>65214874

Did Laura win her challenger today?

>tfw lauras child will look like heather watson with how much she fingers herself to cam newton

why the fucking fuck is it so fucking hard to find the dates of the semis/finals

i mean how incompetent do you have to be to put together a draw without the dates for fuck sake

is fast 2nd serves a new meme?

Will Andy beat either of these players in straight sets??

>>65214890
Yes

>>65214890

not if someone tells murray that kim shat out their kid while he was sleeping and the kid looks like novak

>>65214890
will Muree ever be n1?

>>65214874
m-maybe

i was wondering why it was so dead

>>65214890
>>65214896
no

Thursday and Friday nights m8

>>65214885

djokovic did it a lot when he was a young lad

was awesome and heart attack inducing though

his AO 2008 semi vs fed had him blow out fed in straight sets with meme 2nd serves

>>65214882
the draw is incompetent by default since one player gets an extra day of rest before the final, to ultimately fix this we need to have the mens play on one day and the womens play on the next day

>>65214896
his best chance was when Lendl was coaching him, it's impossible now because his players box let him act like an autistic spaz-wad all the time

Do personas actually exist on 4chan because if they don't, for years I have been thinking people like "Matt", "Ivan" and "Convict" actually exist.

>>65214896

He might be #1 for a couple of weeks if Djokovic dies. Then Federer will continuously rape his ass and take the spot.

Just found out that Johanna Konta was actually born in Australia and only recently became a UK citizen.

Fucking traitor. I used to like her. I hope the bitch gets BTFO in her next match.

yeah why is djokovic and fed on the same side of the draw? why does murray face literal whos?

>>65214890
One of you Auscunts needs to get semis tickets and do something that will trigger Andy.


Maybe hold up a big cardboard cutout head of a smiiling Djokovic while he's serving, or something like that.

>>65214914

same thing with australias wattle laura robson

really wish the slimy pom cunts would keep their hands off our women

>>65214915
Murray was World no.2 at the snapshot day & Nadal fucked up.

>>65214915
>why does murray face literal whos?

Because he's a literally who.

triple j listening tradies on pooicide watch

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>Monfils

>>65214914
Konta? More like Cunta amirite?

Monfils broken. Nigga's done.


Coincidentally, I haven't seen Milos choke much in the last few games. It looks like he's not moving much and just making safe shots when he's rallying.

Did Monfil get hurt yet?

>>65214890
raonic vs murray is a guaranteed 5 setter

>>65214915
took this from a yahoo answers page which seems to be right

Essentially, the player seeded first is the most likely to win, the player seeded second is the second most likely to win, etc. In Grand Slams and Masters 1000s, the 32 players considered to be the most likely to win are seeded, and arranged in the draw in such a way so that no seeds meet in matches until the third round. This, in theory, ensures that the 32 players most likely to win make it to the third round. It's also arranged so that if, in every match, the player with the highest seeding wins, the top 4 seeds will meet in the semifinals (which usually happens these days, exceptions being the few times when a non-top four player beats a top-four player, like Ferrer beat Murray at last year's French Open), and the top 2 seeds will meet in the final.

Players are seeded according to both where they are in the rankings and their reputation at a particular tournament. For example, at the Monte Carlo Masters in a couple of weeks, Novak Djokovic will be seeded first, Andy Murray second and Roger Federer third because that's where they are in the rankings. Although David Ferrer is #4, Rafael Nadal (#5) will probably be seeded fourth (or higher) because he's never lost at Monte Carlo, with Ferrer most likely to be seeded fifth. However, if Federer pulls out because of injury, Djokovic will be first, Murray will be second, Nadal third, Ferrer fourth etc.

>>65214915

he has/had stan, nadal, myson, raonic and based tomic in his half

his half didn't completely collapse like the womens bottom half which is literally giving us either KUNT or kerber in the finals

gatecuck
threadcunt
have replaced roosterman and matt. everyone used to bitch about trips and now they bitch about personas. its funny how 4chan fucks up your brain.

Monfeels pls

>>65214915
>>65214939
They still do stupid shit. If it wasn't randomised, 1 should be playing 4 in the semi. Not 1 playing 3.

>>65214915
nadal and wawrinka lost early

>>65214953
seeds 1 and 2 go on each side of the draw, while the others get their position randomized

Raonic is so sexy when he's serious

non 7tennis stream link lads?

>>65214923

?!? explain

>>65214962
not just seeds 1 and 2, all the seeds, all unseeded players are randomly drawn

>>65214965
Why would you want it? The commentators are so annoying. Especially that American cunt.

>>65214962

thats such a shit system

it should be completely rank based except for the worst 32 players which are random, just so the same challenger tour player doesn't get djokered every 1st round

MATCH POINT!

Henri Leconte really is taking the piss in the commentators box

>>65214980
That's not how you get good Ticket sales/TV ranking.

Tennis was all about "muh big 4" till recently.

>Raonic will win a slam in your lifetime
Zzzzzzzzzzz

monfils btfo

>>65214880
>Did Laura win her challenger today?
Nope, lost in 3.

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>feels losing

monfils ;__;

>there will never be a Tsonga/Monfils final

Raonic Djoko final then?

You can only reply to this post if you have a singles player (man or woman) left in the draw.

>not so fast frogs and abos

>people thought monfils could get past his mortal enemy, the quarterfinals

L M A O

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now kiss :3

>went to drop serena and venus off at the pool
>come back
>my son lost

um, why is this allowed?

>>65215013
murray is destined to lose in the final again

>>65215015
>claiming an ape as equal to yourself

>>65215023
>Murray will NEVER win the aussie Open

>lucky seat draw to win signed match ball

neat

>>65215018
that was cute

>>65215015
Ayy

Murray will put Raonic's serve-baby game in his pocket.

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>>65215026
>implying

What people don't realise is that Andy is driven by the birth of his child to win this tournament. If he doesn't win then Kim will put him/her up for adoption.

>>65214852
>>65214852
>he doesn't want to watch the noble English maiden defeating the steroid-ridden monster

Is /sp/ the most normie board on 4chan.net?

>>65215049
What YOU don't realize is that on the other side of court Djokovic is driven by the thought of all the babies raped and killed by his compatriots on the Yugoslavian Wars.

>>65215050
Cunta is a fucking turncoat traitor.

Who in their right mind would move to the UK, anyway? What a joke of a "country".

Hey guys, my name is Aaron and I'm new to this sub. Any one else staying up to enjoy the doubles?

>>65214996

the big 4 orgy was shit and it detracted from talent, but this fucking lolsorandom bullshit where djokovic faces fed in semis 17/19 times and murray gets a free trip to the finals is just pissing me off

>>65215051
easily >>>/tv/

You can determine which board is the normiest by the number of references to reddit therein.

>>65215056
she was lured by all the jihotties

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>Hingis

Still love her.

>>65215059
>sub
>>>/out/
I don't even care that you're trolling.

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>How do you want your hair cut?

Is Azarenka the biggst cunt in female tennis?

Holy shit, I cannot fucking stand that cunt. And to make things worse, she is unbearable to watch because of the screaming. There is something about her body and face that make me want to feed her alive to pigs.

fuck hingis is easily the sexiest chick at the open

>>65215073

really want to see genie and margery from game of thrones do a nubile set now tbqf

>>65215073
Now this is a top QT. I would literally chop off a finger just to spend a night with her. Imagine her licking your arsehole with that daddy issues face.

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Mirza kind of gives me curry feve

>>65214681

cramps are a fucking bitch holy shit

>>65215073
i would literally eat shit out of her asshole

>>65215078
w-word

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>>65215081
>>65215135

>>65215135
no you wouldnt

>>65215148
she is so fucking cute

i could sustain myself on her asshole sweat alone

No Alize Lim ?
Not the cutest in this thread but above the average tennis player

Mirza has a nice set of tits, too bad she's shit at singles

>>65215174

had a spicy wank to her snapchat earlier

>>65215073
What's her porn name?

>A dramatic cut in her LTA funding for 2015 encouraged Konta to move her training base to Gijon in northern Spain, where Esteban Carril and Jose-Manuel Garcia have overseen at first a steady, and then spectacular, rise up the rankings. Supporters of the LTA's austerity drive argue this is a benefit of their tough love policy,[97][98] though Konta disagreed that this was the case.[99]

Konta had a hard life

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Whenever I watch Hnngis play, there is always a smile on my face. How can someone be so fun to watch?

>>65215180
what's her snappy senpai?

Please Milos win this semi.

>>65215243

alizelim, it's in her twitter bio

>>65215135
>eating after kyrios busted a nut in her
auscucks don't even hide it anymore

>kim is reportedly at a hospital

wonder if murray will forfeit tomorrow

>tfw you have to hope murray makes another aus open final which he will inevitably lose because anything is better than that emotionless servebot
jdimsa

>>65215274
He may as well, he's just going to lose in straight sets to Djokovic in the final.

Are there any good tennis documentaries/movies?

>>65215292
Bend it like Beckham

I love that hingis is still playing, feels like a lifetime ago she was making aus open finals for fun in singles

>>65215292

7 days in hell is fun, it has a bunch of real life tennis people in it

it's based off that retardedly long match from wimbledon a few years ago and has a good on court mmf threesome

>hingis will never suck a line of coke off your cock

>>65215318

She was framed, asshole.

>mirza makes me feel like having a nice wank to curry porn
>there's literally no good curry porn and leone is too light skinned

smdh

>>65215324
I'd like to frame my cock with the walls of her pussy.

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Even if it's just doubles it genuinely makes me happy that Hingis is still the best all these years later

>>65215356
Jesus christ Lisicki is fucking disgusting

>>65215356
she could still be wrecking cunts in singles if she wanted

>>65215367
I'd like to wreck her cunt.

Is it OK to read this thread while naked and stroking your scrotum?

Also, who else gets greater stimulation from their nipples than their scrotum?

>>65215316
>it's based off that retardedly long match from wimbledon
that was among the best fucking tennis I've seen

>>65215367
I love her to death but I think her serve would get taken apart in singles now, plus she's probably just not capable of sustaining that kind of play physically anymore. She did have to retire because of that once already.

>>65215408
when she was like 22

I still think if she hadn't got b& for cocain she would have won at least one more singles slam

>>65214619
escorts usually have a strict no blacks policy because of STDs and abuse

http://strawpoll.me/6653898
.

>>65216137
Fuck and go fishing in Mallorca Rafa

>>65216143
OÙUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY THREAD YOU FUCKING /BET/ SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65216145
Why are you so mean to me?
I was just contributing, man.

>>65216175
I am sorry. I didn't like the racist undertones of the statement. Forgive me spanon

>>65215316
>7 days in hell is fun
>australian humor

Germanbro

>>65216466
SOON

Do we need a new thread? Someone that isn't that Aussie make one. Also are there matches tonight?

Serenawinslol in 2 bongs

anyone watching this mixed doubles game?