OFFICIAL CANADIENS VS BLUE JACKETS - Game thread

Habs a shit

>>65207662
any team built around the best goalie in the world will be shit when that goalie goes down

>>65207591
reminder game is at 7:30

>>65207662
yes, we are shit

http://www.nhlstream.net/columbus-blue-jackets-at-montreal-canadiens-live-stream.html

3500 kbps, 60 fps HD stream

no chimpout imminent because
>swedish goaltending

going to be a fun game nevertheless

>two meme team

>>65208341
WHO WILL MEME IT TO THE WIN?

>>65208479
Who is that guy keeping the net for the hasb?

>>65208493
condom

>>65208493
Ben Skriven. He has no wins yet.

>>65208544
>>65208542
>Not understanding his joke.

Venberg?..

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>DD still top C
>FLYNN ON THE FIRST LINE

i'm fucking done

Nice PP lmao

>fear

>>65208707
x2 mistakes now

>>65208784
>HABSolutely Disgusting !!i5rkzpczCqr
Oh, welcome back! :3, where is Cofe?

>>65208778

Therrien just doesn't give a shit anymore

I'm done, fuck this shit.

BOOOOOON

damn

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>>65208816
>getting memed
>by the least memed player

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Jesus Christ...wew lad

gg columbus bros, I'm out

>>65208802

I have no idea where this little separatist faggot is, he never posts in generals and I don't post in gamethreads anymore

>>65208856
goin to fap to that dude?..

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>>65208816
>>65208856

>not enjoying the schadenfreude

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Jones to box..not good

>>65208862
>separatist faggot
I don't want restart this debate but nothing wrong with that

>>65208922
>implying murray isnt elite enough to do it on his own
murray is a top 10 defender m8 hes got this

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>this fucking PP

What a shitshow lol

>>65208965
can't be as bad as ours.

>>65208945

BS from Hochelaga detected

>>65208978

Keep practicing that banter son, one day you might get a serious reply

>>65208988
stupid fatfuck from west Island detected...btw you don't have culture.

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>>65209020
let the hate flow through u

>>65208988
You don't know the Laurentide faggot, it's full of fucking separatist BS with waaaaay too much niggers.

>Markov

>markov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvR6-SQzqO8

genuinely embarrassing

worst habs team in ages, if not ever

>>65209119
then they start winning
>BEST TEAM EVER!

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gg

>>65209131
>start winning

my sides

>>65209116
Moi, j'suis dehors. Tanné

i so want Jersey to win

>>65209020

Not fat
Not from the west island

>btw you don't have culture

lol don't you separatistes have important stuff to do like banning the word pasta from a restaurant menu?

>>65209081

Never seen a black person north of St Therese. I'm guessing you live near St Jerome?

Habs fans are a disgrace. Who boos their team for not playing 100%. I hate you damn french faggots.

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Literally in what parallel universe does Bergevin live to trust this guy anymore?

>>65209199
>St Jerome
Sadly, yes.

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>>65209199
You confirm my point, Anglo ''quebecois'' doesn't have culture

>all these off-island plens

who /ahuntsic/ here?

>>65209248
>quebecois
>culture
Muh sacre and muh poutine are not enough for a culture.

>>65209282
Oh boy...stop ridiculise yourself.

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>>65209248

>Canada has no culture
>posts a picture of Mariloup Wolfe

I have no hope for you. Why haven't you killed yourself yet? I mean, Quebec will never EVER separate, how can get up in the morning and go through your day knowing that your little province will never ever be a country? Must be devastating

>>65209345
Je suis Québécois, faggot.

>>65209282
>implying anglo and french live in the same areas
>implying anglo listen french music
>implying anglo watch french canadien tv show
>implying anglo watch french canadian movie
>implying it's not two isolated community

Fuck off

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>>65209282

muh want to separate because anglos are meanies and poutine is GOAT

wtf do the habs do?! What can they do?!

>>65209379
Why you don't move to Alberta or Ontario Mohamed?

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>>65209179

>she will never smother you with her tight, sweaty ass right after a long 3 set match in 40 degree heat.

it hurts to live, anon

>>65209387

Wait you weren't shitposting? Holy shit dude, you're sheltered as fuck, get out of your house once in a while

>actually believing this 70s era anglo vs franco propaganda

>>65209443
>Wait you weren't shitposting?
All this damage control...try harder

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>>65209419
Je vie déjà en Alberta, pilote de chasse. That's good tho', conservative and full of whitey.

>>65209443
>we want protect our culture and heritage is bad
>anon know nothing about french culture
>HURR DURR LE PASTAGATE RACIST FROG

I'm so tired of seeing this shit show night in and night out. That being said, I bumped into an old man in Dongdaemun with a Habs hat so they're still the greatest franchise in the history of sports.

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>>65209497
if u want to join up w the US, u can. We'll take ya
>that french talk isn't going to fly though

who here owns a pocket pussy from j-list

>>65209536
Non merci

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>65209594
new orleans isn't pretentious about it

>>65209497

>we want protect our culture and heritage is bad
>HUR DURR LE PASTAGATE RACIST FROG

in other words

>we want to ban every language that's not french from this province to protect our culture and heritage
>BUT DON'T MENTION THAT ONE TIME WE DID EXACTLY THAT AND LOOKED LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED REDNECKS TO EVERYONE IN THE CIVILIZED WORD

lmao

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>>65209497
>>>>anon know nothing about french culture
Implying. :^)

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>>65209632
Tu veux dire qui sont des complets attardéa qui sont incapable d'écrire leur langue?

>>65209634
that was an anecdote and you know it
>>65209641
Have fun with your canadien multiculturalism Jerome

they're making another kung fu panda...jesus

>DSP actually scored

>the evil white ppl think blacks can't play hockey

shouldn't the music they play be in french?..
>hypocrisy

>>65209686

>that was an anecdote and you know it

Pathetic tbpf

>>65209761
half

>>65209761
>the only Québec hockey team is named "Canadiens"
How cucked one can be?

>>65209761

Anyone with half a brain knows this should be the goal song

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v98HEQvtpgo

>>65209779
Even the most hardcore separatists say that make no fucking sense

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>>65209787

LGTSS

>separatists

KEK!!

>teamkill one of your only good player
they want the first overall, right?

damn subban really wants that C

:c

>Habs

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>losing twice in a row to the "worst team in the league"
>being the actual worst team in the league

#tankforMatthews

Is patches dead?

i'm not sure who to blame for that one

PK for not just passing it along the boards
everyone else for not giving him options
or everyone else again for leaving a player wide open in the fucking slot

>>65209956
If we get Matthews, we'll stick him on wing with Desharnais.

im sure the habs will score on this one

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>>65209986

You're probably right and this is depressing

>>65210002
good shop

stop stop he's already deaaaaad

y doesn't Toronto have a football team

this one im sure they'll score

>>65210071
that would be the bills

>another power play opportunity!

like hell they're going to do anything with it

Salut mecs, comment ça va?

>>65210071
They have Toronto FC.

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>>65210088
are you trying to jynx it or something?

you really don't need to

come on and score, holy fuck

n the red

>>65210104
and they got to the playoffs the first time last year. not bad for all the struggles they've had. football has a limited time left anyway, best to invest back into hockey/soccer

>NO GOAL

;_;

>Habs
>Impact

>Montreal "sports" teams

>>65210220
the impact are great though, i'm not even canadian but i love watching them

>>65210220

Nobody gives a shit about divegrass tho

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>>65210220
but h-h-handegg

why did Bergevin trade for Scrivens? He's literally worse than dumpster tier

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUT

CHUCKY
H
U
C
K
Y

>>65210593
because clearly the lack of another AHL-tier goalie was the reason for this slump

>>65210650
but why trade tokarski away and pick up an even worse goalie?

>>65210700

same reason we got rid of halak, back in the day

why we need a backup, price never gets injured!

>>65210700
Ticker will never be an NHL goalie. Just too small.

>>65210736
reminder that korpi is a ahl-tier goalie
and finnish

Subban is such a piece of shit

>>65210760
And is your 3rd string. Ticker had wins too, but he's too small and too active to be an NHL goalie.

>>65210776
I know right. What kind of monster would do so much philanthropic work. Truly he is the devil incarnate.

>>65210802

>philanthropic work
i bet you like his fun internet videos too..

niggers got one job, and thats to get us the cup

Korpi is pulling a Bob for the CBJ at the moment. It will all come crashing back to reality at some point.

>>65210842
from what I can tell, he's literally your only good player right now. The only one who actually plays a consistent game.

>>65210855
but pulling a bob is pulling his groin, korpi has been good since he came up the first time

>>65210862

>consistant
>makes 2-3 big defensive mistakes per game

maybe they should try him as a forward, it wouldn't hurt to see..

>>65210884
he's consistently putting up points as well.
especially against columbus, he's been directly involved in 4 of the 4 goals they've scored... so yeah I'd say pretty fucking consistent.

but hey, go ahead, shit on your best player all you want.

>>65210908

our best player is sitting at home eating peanut butter with his dogs right now

>>65210933
price isn't your best player you fuckboy, p.k is and he deserves to be captain not pussyretti

>>65210947
SUBBAN IS A GOOD BOY

HE DINDU NUFFIN

JUST BEING KEPT AWAY FROM THE C CAUSE HES BLACK

>>65210933
if he's not playing, then he's not a player.
Of everyone on your active roster, Subban is your ONLY good player.

but like I said, go ahead and shit on the only player on your team who actually shows up and puts up points.

>>65210974

black lives matter, right

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>5-2 again

>scrivens
huehuehue

>people argued with me subban wasn't a piece of shit
>his shit play leads to a goal against
Like pottery

Back to back 5-2 wins by CBJ. Does that kid get another puppy?

>>65211031
>chip pass gets intercepted
>shit play

right

last place team does not equal worst team
>glad we straighten that out

therrien fired when?

cam with 4 goals and 5 points in 2 nights
saad with 3 in two nights
dubi with 5 points in two nights
jenner with 4 points in 5 nights
this team is on fire the first line is amazing

>>65211031
his stupid giveaways are a recent thing though as a result of desperation because of the entire team being shit

>>65211053
agreed, tanking takes skill

>>65211053
WE ARENT LAST ANYMORE WOOOO
i cant wait till we still draft mathews cuz buffalo sucks at drafting

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FUCK

this is getting embarrasing

>>65211059
bergevin said the entire coaching staff is safe for the rest of the season.

the earliest he'll be canned is over the summer, but Therrien is buttbuddies with bergevin, so don't expect that to happen unless some other francophone coach becomes available right quick.

>>65211094

not if they fire bergevin too ^^

>>65211107
geoff molson new GM/Coach/goalie when?