You have ten seconds to prove you live in the Carolinas.
And your time starts now.
I played Petey Pablo in my 98 Eclipse while drinking sundrop while cruising in Myrtle Beach
>petey ma'fucking pablo
>Last NFL game I attended was Denver @ Carolina back in 2012
>Cam gets tripped by Von and throws an INT straight into Tony Carters hands, returned for 6 and sealing the game in the 3rd quarter
Grew up in SC and now ironically enough am stationed in NC.
Anyone who asks for North Carolina style bbq is a pleb reddit faggot. There's Lexington style (based) and Greenville style (peppers, cat food, cat piss). There's also that mustard diarrhea shit in South Carolina.
North and South Carolina are very different culturally, but there's no real rivalry. UNC vs. SCAR and UNC vs. Clemson looks like it may become a semi-regular thing in football in the coming years, so that will be the closest thing to a "rivalry" between the two states.
Please separate yourself entirely and make Myrtle or Wilmington your capital. The Eastern part of North and South Carolina (aside from Charleston) is a fucking disgrace to the two states.
Texas BBQ>Tennessee BBQ>SC Mustard based BBQ>>>KC BBQ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NC vinegar shit
West NC Piedmont/Foothills/Mountains is goat tier
>not liking based red meat
Southerners confirmed closet faggots
I know how depressing downtown winston salem is
>Those desolate streets
Pig-pickins with vinegar-based sauces are better than any brisket. Of course Texans wouldn't know that, they're uncultured swine who just chop up steak.
But Old Salem is based
>those field trips in middle school
>Being in the chaiforce.
>Being a faggot in the most 'progressive' and 'tolerant' branch.
We treat the chairmen stationed at Pope AFB like trash because we're better. Knowing the USAF I think some of them actually like it.
stop lying faggot, not him but they get the best of everything
their living conditions and meals >>> the rest
You're just salty you weren't good enough and had to settle for the army
>stuck in Alabama as a student so I missed out on my family's annual pig pickin
Just kill me now, family members
Oh, there's meat there. Just not much.
Not related, but I once pulled up a pot with 4-5 blue crabs in it, and one big-ass stone crab. I was explaining to my friend to be careful about the stoney, but he wasn't really paying me any mind until that bastard reached out and cut one of the blue crabs in half.
"All bastards is bastards, but some bastards is BASTARDS!"
>Califag can't handle slutty USC chicks.
You can't lick our cocks m8.
>i was on franklin street when the heels tore down the nets in 2009
>i have seen an argument about bill's and parker's come to blows
>i have taken the boat out to shackleford
>i have gotten hammered in the funkatorium at wicked weed
>i have taken field trips to tryon palace and the biltmore
>i have scanned the vistas of the blue ridge mountains
>i have bathed in the cool waters of the sound
>i have smelled the crisp scent of long leaf pine
>I have known God's country
It'll pick up in March.
My theory is that the majority of /sp/ is from the North (Midwest and Northwest included), Florida, or Texas, where /cbb/ is overshadowed by professional football, professional basketball, baseball, and college football.
I think I have spent as much in your economy as I have anywhere else in the world.
I gotta go with Parrot's Prattle or One Bad Mother (the 16 shot, not the 9 shot.)
WHO THE FUCK /SLIDINGROCK/ HERE?
Based Pisgah is based
who here /fury325/ ?
I've been a Redskins fan all my life and they are still my favorite team.
>Fags thought the intimidator was scary around me
I have more vivid memories of the day Dale Earnhardt died than I do of 9/11. And both happened in the same year.
Funny we should talk about fireworks, I got a pretty interesting story working at a friend's stand in Columbia.
>Get hired to transport and sell fireworks at 2 stands in NE Columbia.
>One is in a majority white, upper class neighborhood, the other is North Main st literally nigger central (visit the Obama gas station if you pass through)
>Nice neighborhood has infrequent but sensible buyers, do okay business
>North Main literally runs out of stock routinely and it sells gangbusters of fireworks to people who loon like they have no money, does incredible business.
>Eventually a local celebrity (drug dealer) comes and buys $850 worth of fireworks straight cash
>Close up early and get a complint the next morning g of 2 nigs Fucking in the stand
Didn't know black folks liked fireworks so much but they are my best customers.
2fast, the line I had to wait in when it opened kind of took the thrill out of it.
I did like listening to Molly Hatchet and Lynrd Skynrd on the intercom though.
My grandparents used to run a pop up Black Cat stand off the Carowinds blvd exit on 77. They only opened from June-July and November-January 1.
Me and my brother always got the left over M-80s and roman candles and thought we were the coolest kids in the neighborhood. Shit was dope.
>You have ten seconds to prove you live in the Carolinas.
I don't know what the fuck a "Carl's Jr.'s" is.
Ill have a bojangles 2 piece dinner pinic fries and large ice tea
>sweet or u sweet
I'm not a Yankee transplant what the fuck you think I want
>sweet it is
I'll also have jelly and ranch
>enjoy goat fast food.
I remember this fuck going 2-14
/Jake the Fake
//3rd and long DRAW PLAY ALWAYS
Trump is a lib' compared to this fuck.
I remember this fuck returned punts.
>Wanting to live in the south with degenerates
No thanks, maybe if I feel like checking out a dumpster fire I will just pick any southern state
Sweet jelly, goes on the biscuits but some weirdos will put it on grits and shit.
Born and raised in NC. Recently took a vacation to Myrtle Beach in SC and realized the entire town is stuck in 1987 and refuses to leave.
From what I understand Charleston is nice. Don't remember being there.
The rest of the state always felt like a backwater shithole. I know that's a generalization, but in the summer the humidity and bugs are like three times as bad in SC as they are in NC.
>mfw they gave Bruton Smith a spot in the Hall of Fame for killing both North Wilkesboro AND Rockingham
Fuck that old Vegas mobster
General consensus is that it's in between.
I can recall when popeyes was god-awful.
Something just have happened to that chain recently cause their food is actually alright now.
My Dad and Grandfather were Davidson alums so we have center court season tickets to Davidson games. Watching Steph put up 30 points per game against southern conference teams was a blast.
Going to shows at Blockbuster Pavilion growing up, the pavilion at Myrtle Beach, senior week at Myrtle, the courthouse in my hometown(Lancaster) burning down, and Huger is pronounced hue-jee.
>yfw the Peaches in Mcbee,SC are better than the ones in GA
>mfw dad had midlife crisis at myrtle Beach
Fuck any part of the Carolinas. Hard Rock park can pick my balls too.
Who /PlazaMidwood/ here?
Outside of Columbia, Charleston, Hilton Head, Fort Mill, Rock Hill and Myrtle Beach SC is literally Deliverance territory, if youre driving through literally do not stop your car, do not get gas outside of major cities, do not stray off the main highways or you seriously might never be heard from again. This isnt a fucking joke.
I seriusly think that UNCC is laundering money for the fucking mob or something, The campus has been in a perpetual state of construction for like 20 years. Everytime they finish something they build something else RIP Belk Tower
Actually it is irony since north and south Carolina are opposites and hate each other. Ergo it's ironic he ended up there. It's like if I ended up in Tucson it'd be ironic since I grew up hating that city and u of a.
thank you, the pit really wasn't THAT good. everyone constantly sucks its dick. there's way better places to eat in Raleigh. anyways
>whole pig, vinegar based
>IM A CRAZY CANIAC AND ITS BO TIME
>canes3, panthers20, wolfpack45
>Falcons miss the playoffs
>Georgia dome is being demolished
>If Carolina wins SB50 Atlanta will be the only NFC South team to not win an owl
>They're also the oldest team in the NFC South
I feel bad for you dirty birds if my city was this embarressed consistently.
Lexington BBQ is the best in the State. Raleigh's "The Pit" misses the mark and doesn't come close to Lex style BBQ.
>Duke University represent