>That kid who spent loads on his kit but was shit at the sport
>That kid who just stood in the middle of the pitch and refused to get involved
>That kid who sprayed a full can of deodorant in the changing room after every PE lesson
This is not sport related. If you want to discuss sports, I'd suggest you to use one of the generals.
Since this looks like an honest mistake I won't report you if you delete this thread in the next 10 minutes.
>those girls who really wanted to make a co-ed touch football team for the floor of your dorm and then never showed up to the games which automatically disqualified your team due to having no girls on your team
We didn't have winter track but I ran after school to keep in shape between xc and track
>tfw no one gave a shit about either
>that kid who always tried to break your legs when you played football
Fuck you Topi
>twat kid that never EVER passed
Fuck you Niklas
>that kid who always kicked the ball way out of the field
Fuck you Riku
Cunts the lot of you.
i love uncle buck. torrenting now. thanks op. you weren't a faggot today
>that one fat kid who would hang near the goal and when you would pass to him, he'd hit it like a missile and would always score
>that one scrawny kid who would climb onto any roof, or any tree, or climb onto the railways to get the ball
>that one kid who would throw a temper and run off with the ball
>those kids you played football randomly but never even knew their names
>that kid whose position was Ass Back
>that kid who asked coach to go in
>that kid that coach told to get his ass back
Well, it's Finland. I was the best midfielder in my age group. That means I was maybe in the top 10 000 in the world or so. It was a lot safer financially to pursue other things.
I was that kid but only cause my friends were all freestyler penaldo wannabe douchebags that didn't know the concept of teamwork and wouldn't defend for shit.
We used to play against shit tier sides but still couldn't beat them cause the faggots would wank around doing flashy shit and we'd get scored on the counter.
>that kid that was good at baseball but always wore the clothes he got from tournaments and clinics he went to
we get it your parents were rich enough to train you for SUMMER SLAM 2003
>That kid that thought he was cool for being on the football team but was really just a 3rd stringer
>those manlets that looked like 14 year olds even though they're 18 but were really muscular
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>That tall kid that sucked at basketball but got on the school team because of his height alone and was fat.
Some people actually need talent to make the team.These people eat a triple cheeseburger then show up an hour late to tryouts
>that skinny kid who says he can truck someone in football
stop.Thats not how it works.
>that kid who always had to be QB and throw the hail mary only to be intercepted
only a select few players are good/work hard enough to make it at the top division, even in our national youth squads
and I imagine you get paid literally peanuts in finland's lower leagues
>that kid who was an emaciated manlet throughout school and couldn't play sports competitively above 8th-9th grade due to being so much smaller than everyone else but he really liked sports so he would just go all out in gym class at school with the other kids who actually tried
That fucking loser faggot was me
>that kid whose parents died in a car crash
>that kid whose parents went to jail for embezzling
>that scrappy little turd on the team who would constantly pick fights and talk shit
>that big kid on the other team who started making fun of our token scrawny nerd, but was promptly knocked flat on his ass by the scrappy kid (who got kicked off the team for it)
You were kind of a faggot, Seth, but you did pretty good that day
>tfw loved playing defense in soccer during PE
i dont even know why, it just felt fun as fuck denying fools and bringing the ball up the pitch
>that kid who would collapse on the pitch crying at the slightest bit of contact
Jesus christ some parents just don't beat their children enough.
>that kid who proudly displayed all of his participation trophies in his room
>that kid that mentions soccer in school
> that kid who would wing dodgeball cheapshots as soon as you got within five feet of the line
> that same kid would piss and moan and literally cry when hit in the face
> we weren't allowed to play dodgeball soon after that
Most of my memories of that kid are soccer related;
>Those flashy, joga bonito look-at-me-im-the-worlds-greatest-Freestyler™ kids who would never ever pass the ball and would instead try to Ronaldo Fenomeno their way past the other teams defenders only to lose possession 9/10 times
We all know these faggots. I don't even need to explain it.
>That kid that bought the flashiest and most expensive boots but was a mediocre player
>That kid who wore Copa Mundials like some annoying hipster but was legitimately good
i've met a few of these
>That kid who would try to take ULTRA long range killshots more often than was appropriate
Goalie would always see these coming, i'll admit that he scored some spectacular shots on occasion but he was still an annoying Roberto Carlos wannabe
>The immigrant kids who even when barely trying, made us all look like a bunch of pathetic novices
Fucking Hans, and goddamn Olumide you speedy african fuck.
>that kid who actually struck out playing tee-ball
some guy at my school ended up a professional, hilarious watching him play in matches
>dribble past 8 people
>repeat for an hour
he wasn't one of those tryhard flashy boot stepover knobhead either, just really good at football
>That scrawny kid on the bball court who had little mans syndrome so he took every shot and fought with his teammates.
>That uncoordinated but athletic black kid who turned in to a monster senior year
Shoutout to Joe.
> that ridiculously fast, ridiculously big, ridiculously strong black kid who had zero hand eye coordination
>that fat kid who thought he was good at football and complained to his parents to get on the team
>you get subbed for him and he ends up conceding three goals in 5 minutes
Fuck you Chris you fat piece of shit
That was me, was 6'0 by the time I was thirteen, but more or less finished growing at 6'2 at 14. Started playing again a couple of seasons ago having moved to 12, first game I tried to run over a back like I used to and got dumped about 5 yards backwards. But to be fair I've developed a step and a passing game since then.
>That kid that was big at rugby who was the big bully kid throughout high school
>Had too many homo tendencies and brought them into the changing room after the match
>Used to cockslap the smallest kid
>Used to grab the cocks of the other lads
>Made some lad eat his pube then put his cock on his lip
>Heard about the frozen deo nipple trick and tried it on another lad, pinning him down whilst he was naked
>Humped everyone whilst he was nude
>Didn't get my cock grabbed so it was a laugh for me
>Looking back on it, it was hella gay
>Used to bang the hot girls as well
>tfw being slow as shit makes you 50% worse at a sport
>that kid who left to go change into his shooting sleeve and long socks when the teacher said it was basketball day
>that kid who accidentally walked into the girls changing room after gym class
that kid was me
>that kid who unironically calls pakis asian
I see the propaganda has worked
That's a UK thing. All Indian subcontinent Asians are just 'Asian', whereas East Asians are generally referred to by their nationality, or alternatively simply 'Chinese'.
Technically Pakistanis are Asian, though I do get what you are saying.
we had an outdoor bit with 3 walls and a roof where people used to queue up for maths and in year 11 the year 7s used to have maths after lunch so we'd just line up and pelt the ball against them for 5 minutes, school was brutal
>that kid whose dad was coach of the team and always wanted to hang around his dad during practice, but the dad didn't want him near becasue he was afraid of people believing in favoritism
>play without catcher
>bunt myself two rbi's
>"y..you can't do that!"
>"Then have someone play catcher."
>They put a catcher in
>back up to bat
>everyone moves in
>lay out my bat to bunt again
>slug bunt myself a solo shot down centerfield
>"L..let's play with a run rule!"
>that kid who would pat down the wicket when doing Cricket nets despite it not being turf
>that edgy kid nobody really likes wants to introduce american football to us
>convinces the teacher
>we play some faggy version, everyone hates it and we go back to playing football later
wonder why only amerifats play that shit sport
>>that kid who acted like he was a gang leader in normal school time, but got absolutely rekt in sports
We used to have some guys who thought they were proper bad boys and were generally reckless at school but were extremely competent cricketers
they weren't pakis before you ask either
>The swimming gala
My whole year group was like this, we had a rugby team that more or less won every single school game for 5 years
Needless to say a couple of them have become professional sportsmen now
>That NEET shut-in bandwagon anime watching Patriots fan
I was this kid, I also told defenders to push up and be more involved in play instead of just standing back and holding the line.
>tfw I just wanted them to get out of the way most of the times because all they would do is deflect shots
Also, all you English faggots claiming to have played school boys rugby so early are fucking liars, I was refused school and club level when I was there. You guys need to sort your shit out, could be such better athletes if you allowed it from a younger age
>that kid who became an MMA fanboy as he grew up
>tried to start fights in gym class all the time in the final years at school
>the one time he got into a fight, he got his ass kicked in front of everyone by a chubby guy
>when the teachers asked what happened, I, along with a bunch of other students told them the chubby guy was just defending himself, and the other guy was instigating the fight
>he got expelled and there's a video on poringa of him sucking a dick and snorting cocaine off someone's crotch in the same video
I just recall how odd it was being told I wasn't allowed to do rugby when I had been doing it prior to us moving there.
>tfw was kicked out of cricket nets for being bowled at using a proper cricket ball by my brother.
Jokes on Hampshire, I made it into KZN team when I came back
Or some babby crying because he got tackled tool hard but straight out lied to teachers what really happened.
>that kid that was actually happy when he found out we couldn't play dodgeball in Gym anymore
>That time the class played dodgeball
>that kid that ran like a Mofo getting the balls
>that time everyone was backing into a corner
>the feeling of the girl I liked' cold round ass on my crotch because everyone is scared of getting hit and backing up
>tfw I spent another 10 minutes in the shower masturbating that year visualizing scenarios now with material on how her as felt
>That kid that bandwagons a team every week
>it was always a black kid
That was me and two other kids like that at my school.
One was a massive chav with noodle arms with awful reflexes and handling.
The other one was the same sort of build and ability, and ran the school radio, acting like everyone was his mate despite everyone consistently bullying him. Looked like a chimp too.
I was just kind of there, I wasn't great but because the other two were so bad I looked quite good.
Past year 10 I started playing in the midfield because I was mildly fast and had good stamina.
>That kid who sprayed a full can of deodorant in the changing room after every PE lesson
And the one nerdy kid with really bad asthma that reported them to the teacher afterwards.
>that kid who tried to lift way too much in PE and ended up shitting himself
>that kid who wanted to be good at sports but was fat and unathletic and made the all state band playing clarinet instead and could only fuck ugly band chicks
I really chose the wrong thing to be good at
Is anyone else here just naturally athletic? I've been good at every single sport I've ever tried. I recently beat this guy who had been practicing tennis for years after playing a few matches. I jumped on the soccer team halfway through the season (football coach was coach of soccer team) and ended up becoming leading goal scorer. Needless to say, I played basketball and football too. I really feel like I missed out by moving around so much, I fully believe that I have every ability to play some sport at the collegiate level.
Same man, basketball, rugby, hockey, swimming, water polo, cricket and tennis (& ballet fuck you) . Should of just stuck to one game instead of joining like 7 different teams.
>Could of been a contender
>that little manlet kid that always talked shit and got his ass kicked
>that kid that wanted to play goalie, but was afraid to dive
>that kid that would stand behind girls in dodgeball so he could slightly touch their ass when they were backing up
>that kid that would make sure he was the first to thrown out in dodgeball so he could sit on the bench talking to the girls
>that kid who had the body of an athlete but was uncoordinated as fuck and still sucked at sports
>that kid who got kicked off the basketball/football team and got put in your pe class
he would always fuck with people since nobody could defend him at anything we played.
>freshman year in PE with mostly seniors and juniors
>lucky leg shot 4v1
>nailed the fat 250 pound fuck, 3v1 holy fuck I'm doing it.
>duck and turnaround to get slammed in the nose. Bleed everywhere and tears show up.
It was supposed to be my time.
That committed suicide because the coaches and other players ragged on him so hard.
I remember we all had to complete a task to end the workout or we all had to do the task again ( i think it was wall jumps that finally broke him)
Stinky fat arab Olineman didn't finish task for like the 100th time. Of course everyone else now has to do double duty to finish task.
Beat the crap outta said stinky arab.
Commits suicide. Leaves nothing about practice.
Mfw years later i just sat back and watched
that was me
fuck all you american arsenal fans and the echo chamber you live in
>that skinny 5 foot faggot who was 3rd string and never started all four years of high school football but would still say how much of a little bitch you are and how he could kick your ass
Fuck you Chris Smith.
>that kid who went all out in gym class and thought he was bench but he actually played Junior Varsity.
>that kid who played Junior Varsity as a senior
>that kid who played Junior Varsity as a senior and didnt quit
>that kid who pulls his dick out every PE lesson and runs around shouting PENIS JUNGLE
every time. giant former olympic hammer thrower PE teacher charges and tackles him pretty quickly. happened today again at my school.
>that kid who could really thowr a football, and all the coaches wanted him to play for the team, but his parents never let him because they were scared of injuries
Can now throw 60 yard bombs and 40 accurate lasers, but no in game experience other than backyard. Feels bad man
>never picked for bad-mitten
>always odd number of kids so I don't get a team at all
>have to act as substitute
>end up being one of the best players and lose maybe once or twice
>perfect run a round robin event
>not picked again next year and have to do it again
>tfw you went to sleep watching uncle buck
o man, what a feel
Man I miss my junior Sunday League team. I still play but it's just not the same having some obese, hungover 40-year old kicking lumps out of you.
>get up at about 7am on a Sunday
>drive for what feels like hours out to some small village in the arse end of nowhere
>they somehow conveniently have a dozen lads from that age group despite there only being about fifty people in the village total
>at least one is six foot tall by the age of 12 with a foot like a traction engine
>that kid who would bring his GameBoy to the game and ask to sit down every four minutes so he could continue playing GameBoy
>that kid who would always ask for a sip of your drink due to him not having one