Pick only one
How about we agree that sports are only those competitive activities that animals can't accidentally take part in and win.
>A dog that left her Alabama home for a walk has wound up running in a local half-marathon – which she ended up finishing in an impressive seventh place.
>Two-year-old Ludivane, a bloodhound from Elkmont, a town with a population of only about 400, had been let out for a stroll by her owner, April Hamlin, when she came across the Trackless Train Trek Half Marathon.
>Always up for a run, the puppy committed to the endurance challenge – and finished the 21km course in just over an hour and 30 minutes.
>The Elkmont Half Marathon honoured the canine’s participation and awarded her with a medal.
of course they can be. Just like a horse can be.
GOAT reporting in
My pup says yes
Also look at ops dogs muscles, that pup was in good shape before he ran that half marathon
They'd be GOAT at MMA
Wait....Why the fuck aren't there man vs beast underground gambling videos to be found on deepweb? I fucking know they probably do it in Thailand or Moldova or somewhere else similarly sketchy.
Or even just animal vs animal would be kewl
>How about we agree that sports are only those competitive activities that animals can't accidentally take part in and win.
That's like saying let's not fly in planes anymore because birds do it easier
I fucking love this thread
Seriously though, what constitutes a sport? Is any physical activity that can be competitive a sport? Is any competitive game a sport?
Car racing? Poker? Chess? Red bull air races? Ice skating? Sky diving? Diving?
Where do we draw the line?
So the Tour De France is not a sport? You ride next to opponents but it's pretty much all endurance and drugs, they don't block each other.
Skiing, golf, drag racing, snowboarding, skateboarding, bowling....all non-sports since opponents are only indirectly effected by each other's performance in scoring?
no, it's a fucking chocolate bar.
>tfw had to put my beagle down in November
I keep his collar on my bedside table
it's 1 am, way too late for these feels
time to pet my dog and take him to the park tomorrow
have a rare pepe
why do people even watch marathon. the whole point of watching sports is to follow the ups and downs of the competition and perhaps some dramatic endings. none of it exists in marathon. the guy whos leading with 5km left to the race is going to win it