Chicago Blackhaws @ St Louis Blues Match Thread

>at
It's at the Madhouse fucktard.

Where is Rbo.

>>65162477

Everything is backwards and upside down where I'm from.

;^ )

>>65162477
>where is rbo?

Maybe he finally did it.....

>>65162591
You have an American flag. Assimilate you nigger.

>Rodgers out
>Brady out
Good season

>>65162793

But I don't want diabetes and gout.

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WHY IS FUCKING KONROYD HERE AGAIN?
FUCK

>Konroyd
Fuck

test

>>65163294
NIGGER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE PAST THREE DAYS

Star Wars Episode 2 on one TV and Konroyd on the laptop.

Kill me

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>>65163443
R.I.P.

>>65163294
Sup negro

>Konroyd on TV
Not even going to bother turning on the TV.

That lifeless husk

>Konroyd
THERE WASN'T EVEN A NATIONAL GAME TODAY BECAUSE OF THE BLIZZARD

>>65163569
>tfw it would be more entertaining if pat was by himself

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>>65163401
Remember that Chicago thread that I made last week after the Packers lost?

Yeah, a mod wasn't too happy with it. Best part is that not only did I not break a global rule, they didn't bother to highlight which post it was that did it. My last post was hoping that Paul Konerko doesn't become an asshole now that he's retired.

Whatever, it's over and done with.

>>65162653
Did what.

Here we go hawks, rebound like the Bulls did against a hated rival

>>65163790
Found a nice girl to settle down with.

>>65163790
Hahaha oh wow. Don't the mods know the Packers deserves that thread to be eternal?

Mods confirmed for pukersfags?

>>65163790

Mods say: "No fun allowed".

And so can you.

>those two disgusting beasts in the CME seats
OH GOD NO

>>65163858
Hahahaha oh you.

>>65163899
Probably is. But I'm thinking they are rather new, otherwise my Bear-shitposting ass would have been banned years ago.

>watching canadashit instead of the NFCCG
You have 10 seconds to explain why

>>65163790
kek

>>65163790
Top fucking kek. Mod couldn't stand the butthurt over a single thread.

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>>65164098
>NFCCG
Triggered. Fuck you.

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>>65163790
Just Remember, You're Here Forever

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>>65164187
Couldn't give a damn really.

I want the Cards to do well, but I don't have a horse in the race.

Also Buck and Aikman.

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>>65164098

But football seasons already over.

>>65163790
You disappeared and the Hawks lost games.

Just saying.

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>>65164388
Just 3 months to go..

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>>65164489
Soxfest next week. Gonna be a bloodbath if they don't sign an OF by then.

>>65164388
>>65164489
>>65164672

I hate the White Sox more than I like the Cubs.

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>>65164752
That's nice. But Konroyd still exists.

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>17-0 Carolina
Glad I didn't bother watching that

>Denver vs Carolina superb owl

>>65164866

I am filled with burning rage most of the time.

Konroyd is like dry pinewood.

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>>65164918
I hope Peanut gets his ring if Carolina wins.

>Crawford making risky passes again

Squawks pls

>>65164489
So gonna go see Kizu at the MBT come March?

Lads ive just started watching NHL and ive decided to bandwagon the blackhawks. Why are we so shit?

>>65165648
>Blackhawks
>shit
ehm, no

>>65165699
>Literally never in the opposing half
>The Keeper constantly bailing the team out

What a quick uneventful first period.

>>65165743
I'm by no means an expert, but... shouldn't you watch a few games before judging the team?

>>65165743

Top banter lad. keking myself at nando's while I eat some cheeky peri peri chippies.

>>65165806
>>65165816

Is Kane our best player? Is he the footballing equivalent Harry Kane?

>>65165806
He's shitposting. What's up Spain bro. Who are you liking player-wise?

Is it me, or does Foley sound sick.


>>65165640
>going outside
>ever
Also, I need to catch up. I haven't started Tsuki.

>>65165887

Hockey*

>>65165887

Nah, Kane of the Patrick variety is more like a balding Messi with a panache for rape*.

*goaltenders and slutties

Who are the Blackhawks footballing equivalent?

>>65165921
Probably sick. There's a nasty rhinovirus going around that's got tons of people with flu-like symptoms.

>>65165983
Did you read that livejournal fanfic? Fucking hilarious.

>>65166026
2014 World Cup Germany.
2014 World Cup Brazil is Tampa Bay.

>>65165891
I should've expected that... So far, I like Keith

>>65166026
Real Madrid of the 50's

>Chinese place only gave me one fortune cookie
Motherfuckers

>>65166117
everyone likes keith.Dude is a monster.

>>65166155
They know you're alone, no matter how much you order to pretend otherwise ;_;

>>65166117
Duncan "No Teeth" Keith?

Nice pick.

You should look up why he has "No Teeth".

Do teams still use the guy who just comes on to rough house the opposing players? Or has that died out.

>>65166187
they could have at least played along

>>65166226
John Scott still plays.

>>65166226
some shithouse teams try, but the successful teams use every roster spot for quality players

>>65166226
Enforcer's still exist.

>>65166265
>>65166274
>>65166285

Do >we have one?

>>65166312
used to in Carbomb but luckily he has gone the way of the dodo and fucked off.

>>65166312
Sometimes Toews thinks he's an enforcer. It's funny.

>>65166312
not really. the guys who are more physical still have other uses

>>65166055

Nah mate, got a linksy?

>>65166192
>Hit with a puck right in his mouth
shieeeet, that hurt just from reading it

>>65166369
Like playing in Rockford on an over-inflated contract.

Thanks Pickle.

>>65166312

Not really. The team has some physical players but none that are enforcers.

Andrew Shaw is a real rat. A grinder type, he gets under player's nerves.

>>65166378
Sorry for plebbit https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/421nyr/announcement_regarding_patrick_kane_allegations/

>>65166414
Hjallmarson took a slapshot from a guy who owns the record for fastest shot ever right into the nuts.

>Steves Keys:
>Get pucks deep, get them back
>Deny Blues shots from the point
Another great contribution Konroyd

wow the blues use to own the chicakenhawk in the 1990 so did detroit...what happen

>>65166508
Bill Wirtz died

what are we drinking tonight, brothers?

>>65166475
Truly a sport for men. I hope to witness a fight on the ice

>>65166540
wirtz die...bless his no hawk games on tv soul

>>65166540

Truly the Grim Reaper is a Blackhawk at heart.

is it time to trade crawford

You can tell how much Foley hates Konroyd. He sounds so despondent

>>65166546
anchor porter

I always wondered if Shaw would post Marchand numbers if he played in the Leastern Conference.

>goddamn I fucking hate Marchand

>>65166726
You can see it in his eyes every time they cut to them. I feel bad for him.

>>65166546
schweppes ginger ale

>>65166778
Fuck the bruins and the flyers for that matter. Scummy fucking knuckle draggers.

>>65166778
I'm pretty sure that Brad Marchand hates himself too.

>>65166821
>not canada dry

>>65166856
I'd rather have a bowl of Maruchan noodles on the ice than Brad Marchand.

>Blackhawks Andrew Shaw swallowed 2 teeth, received 18 stitches after taking puck to the face vs. Panthers

My nigger


http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2016/1/24/10822390/blackhawks-andrew-shaw-swallowed-2-teeth-18-stitches-puck-to-the-face-panthers-2016

>>65166872
to sugary

>Stop waiting! Buy that special ticket takes that special trip
You're slipping China

>St louis just lumping it up the arena

Le why?

>>65167126
Fucks given: Zero.

>>65167126
Konroyd has even put the players to sleep

What the flying fuck was that from Foley

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Foley pls

>foley mixing cold medicine and alcohol

Not even once.

Jesus clear your throat Foley

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Oh fuck, Foley is about to break.

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He's good now. But sweet jesus that sounded painful.

Foley is a Sith lord.

>yes feel the hatred, it gives you strength

>>65167410
Somewhere in the UC there's an intern screaming at a food counter that Mr. Foley needs more softserve now dammit

>>65167958
>it's the Blackhawks Snapchat guy

I bet Foley isn't allowed in Binny's without a police escort.

BREADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>65168007
>implying he doesn't cut out the middle man and get his liquor straight from Rocky

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BREADMAN RISING

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SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

BREAD.

BREADMAN?

BASED

>That foghorn

Literally wtf

HOLY FUCK PANARIN
SCAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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BREADMAN

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>every year it's gotten worse

B E S T
R
E
A
D

>>65168096
>Dat 2011 and 2014(If 14 wasn't a convertible)

>>65168058
Goal horns have a long and storied history

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>Konroyd giving shoutouts to premie babies
Jesus christ

>>65168096
2010, 2014, and 2016 are legit.

>>65168096
Only one that looks all right is '15.

>>65168187
2016 is pretty much just a regular Camero

>these magnetic boards are working terrifically!
>konroyd responds with some unfunny shit

God do I hate him

i hope this game ends up in a shootout

>>65168255
How many shootouts have the Hawks been in this season? 1?

cmon blues tie it up

>>65168255
It's Chiraq. Don't they all?

>>65168291
so youre saying we might get another one...cool

>>65168318
this is why i love you /b/...so funny

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>That look on Panarin
He was looking for his senpai to notice him.

Captcha is perfect

im new to stickpuck, can you teach me the objective of the game

>>65168507

Im new too and from waht ive gathered youve gotta put the puck in the goal but most of the time they just skate behind the goal

cmon someone help us, or I going back to watching table tennis

>>65168723
>table tennis
Nigga what the fuck.

Time for passing drills

>that was the first penulty of the game
Wow.

>>65169352
It's the anti-NFL

MALORT

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SCCCAAARRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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BOSS HOSS

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

HOSSA SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goal thief

SHAQ FU NIGGAH

That tip jesus christ shaw that was too fucking close to high stick.

Why can't all of those east coast games that were cancelled due to snow just be played outside?

>>65170061
no where to sit

>>65170114
They could just bring lawnchairs, that's what we do at my one buddies place who makes a rink every winter

>Foley's assistant is out sick
this explains a lot

HAWKS PLS

Don't fucking say it.

I don't want to fucking hear it.

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>>65170453
Crawford shutout tonight.

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gg Blues

>>65170453
SHUTOUT

>>65170567
Glad you're back man.

You stopped the skid.

SHUTOUT MOTHAFUCKAS

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gg Blues

SHUTOUT
H
U
T
O
U
T

Crow now has 7 shutouts.

Who is the league leader?

gg Blues

>>65170649
he is

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>>65170590
I wouldn't say that.

It was gonna happen eventually.

>>65170730
You get banned and the Hawks lose while you're banned.

Last year we sacrificed Drose's knees for the Cup and had blackfrogs. We even tinkered with the Nicene Creed.

Looks like you're the good luck charm this year bud.

NICE BOUNCEBACK HAWKS

SHUTOUT!

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>>65170768

>>65170819
Face it Rbo.

You in the threads is an indicator of the Hawks winning.

They may lose with you in the threads, but they don't win when you're not here.

always a good day to shutout st looey

>>65170982
Shame their fans aren't around.

They aren't shit this year, where are they all?

>>65171046

Died in the riots.

>>65171156
But I thought only Chicago had black people who liked hockey?

>>65171262

In my experience they are still pretty rare.

I've ran into more Asians at the UC than blackies t b h

>>65171556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQbpMOg5dc

Asians you say?