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>>65144053
dullard
ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONE
Bubblegum babbies worshiping Euan for winning them some fivers zzz
>>65144116
>he wasn't on
>>65144073
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all in on pats?
>>65144116
>>65144138
Got a few hundred on with 10bet skins but it's an embarrassingly obvious bet, not proud of myself.
>Not on
EUAN JUST TAKE MY £10 FOR TIPS FFS
>>65144180
please have sex lad
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>>65144188
Sure mate. Skrill me £10 and I'll send you my tipstertube link
Viimsi a massive price here
>>65144180
Love this gimmick.
cant stop rebacking
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4 goals in 6 mins pmsl
>>65144224
Why?
Overs was the bet.
>>65144219
Private picks with 5 minute warnings only
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Up so many fivers
STOP SCORING FOR FUCK SAKE
IM NOT ON
I DIDNT GET ON IN TIME
AND I WANT TO GET ON
BUT I KNOW FOR A FUCKIGN FACT IF I GET ON THEY WILL STOP SCORING
CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE FFS
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rebacking so hard
>>65144268
Tulevik team has been ravaged as they've all joined the first team who lost a lot of players so they've only got teens left
>>65144319
1-1
>>65144324
Down a fucking cunt.
>>65144324
zzzzzzzz boring, chance to reback I guess
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
I JUST STAKED VIIMSI 0 AH
THE OTHER TEAM WENT UP THE OTHER END AND SCORE WITH THEIR SECOND ATT ACK
GENUINELY SUICIDAL FUCK OFF
>>65144369
ahahaha faggot
What is the shrewd Sunday afternoon bet? Real -1?
so there are some MMA fights coming up that have practically guaranteed outcomes. I have never bet on sports before and need help. Where in southern california can I bet on a sporting event?
>>65144362
10bet skins pulled now zzzzzz can't catch a break
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>>65144476
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>>65144476
>land of the "free"
>>65144527
I dont know what that is. Is that a website?
>>65144590
pls go
>>65144590
It's a scam, is what it is.
>>65144619
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>>65144590
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Genuinely crying. Can't stop losing bets. Send help.
woody ffs
Absolutely UNREAL simpsons on sky1 lids
>>65144686
and your ROI is less than breakeven.
See you in a couple of days lads.
>>65144800
give us ur account u little rat
55555555555555555555 btw
hope you all rebacked with each goal, but have stopped now
>>65144011
Is this before or after Syrian rape gang finished with her?
>>65144947
up absolutely insane
Need OC posters to come back
SOMEONE SMACKING VIIMSI
Where are the Yanks?
>>65145053
Me, ruined a 365, shaking
>>65145066
wi yer da, shaggin
NEEEEEEEEED 1 more MPS goal for absolute brains
rebacked too far they've stopped playing
SMASHING MADRID @1.36
>>65145235
-1.5 is just free money tbqh
>>65145066
Shoveling money onto the Pats
Absolutely world weekend of shagging. I didn't know it was possible to have a sex hangover.
Need a bet to take my mind off it.
>>65145188
up so much
cue
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>>65145275
PLEASE have real sex
>>65145275
hope you didn't blow too much of your roll on slags and white girl
>>65145293
>muh fiver
>>65144011
Do not take my name in vain agan
>>65145417
>he didn't get on
>>65145428
How much you down lid?
Can NOT stop smacking Viimsi
HUGE on Triple H to win Royal Rumble
WHY are you missing out?
SHAKING at how much i've got on Real -1.5
Either the predicted public gamble on New England isn't as strong as expected or there's plenty of pro money for Denver cancelling it out.
HUGE ON CARDINALS ML WITH ALL MY EUAN MONEY
>>65145590
on Viimsi because I need to lose my Euan winnings
>>65145590
Thanks Nick
PENALTY
>>65145589
BHAHAHAHAHA
Mug.
>>65145589
KEK KEK KEK
>>65145589
My sides. They've looked horrible to start this match
wow down spastic
>>65145667
Didn't realise games were 7 minutes long
gonna be up so much when Madrid win 2-1
Need a Pumas goal like AIR
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>>65146014
>tfw got on sw from 1-0 down @5
surreal day, I needed this. Month turning around now
2k+ day, hup
>>65146095
>lying on the internet
>>65146133
Cluj fix, Greek game, ONS, Thor, MPS and Leiknir and Viimsi now. I barely have bubblegums too, sort your life out if you're not up sums.
Anyone know what I might have done wrong in the spreadsheet to cause this? Been using it for a long time, only started today. My bets look normal.
>>65146250
Probably something to do with your dates being wrong on your bets. If not, just delete that sheet and make it again
Only scraped 1k profit today zzz should be level for the month after the amount of world bets there's been today zzz
>>65146214
>fix
People still fall for this?
>>65146446
yes
>>65146446
zzzzzzz have sex, here's your (You)
Im doubtful but im medium on pats-4
Viimsi CS only up to 5-1 zzzzzzzzzz
gonna have to go to a&e lads. physically can't stop topping up madrid SW
>>65146686
can't believe I stopped rebacking at 2 goals, worse than a loss desu
>>65146686
What site?
Up spastic
-1 was @10 pmsl
>>65146806
10bet, wouldn't accept my 6-1 bet zzzzzzz and pulled so can't cover anything
On Real Madrid to score at 1.33
>>65146883
muggy
>>65146847
Post slip.
>>65146850
Wins, chill.
How were the bookies so clueless pmsl
Another four figure day on Betfair today too zzzzzzzz, daylight robbery. Need bubblegums like air.
>no mackers bolivia tips yet this season
what's going on
Mugdrid backers about to be BTFO
Gambling too easy zzzzz
>>65147435
he's given up gambling for he rest of this month
>>65147600
lel
Pats were suppose to be THE BET
>>65147343
How much you up for the month lid?
>>65147774
A pitiful amount tbqh
>Real Madrid
>Patriots
down so so much
>>65147843
At least you're up
>>65147770
Literally no one but clueless casuals would say that. Arizona ML is the bet. Denver and NE is a tossup lotto game
FUCKING HELL THAT NATIONWIDE COMMERCIAL PISSES ME OFF.
HE SAYS EPIC COMEBACK STARTS RIGHT HERE AND THEN THE KID HITS IT OUT OF BOUNDS. MANNING SAYS LUCKY SHOT LIKE THE KID WAS STILL BEATING HIM. MANNING GETS THE POINT, THE BALL HAS TO HIT THE TABLE ON THE OPPONENTS SIDE. FUCK
>>65147435
James Mckeown I'm watching every Bolivian game this season and going to keep an overall track of my bets/tips... No profit by the end of it and I wont be following it ever again.
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just wait for Pats to go down 14-0 and bankroll NE SW at insane odds
does makcers even make any /profit/ and is it worth joining pga grp even?
>>65148278
Probably worth a punt tbqh
also the HD NFL stream
http://gstreams.tv/streams.php/7
>>65148370
up 800k in 2015
already up 200k in 2016
you do the mafs
Ameribets, you here? How do you withdraw without arousing suspicion? Just got good enough to turn a consistent profit and make enough money to withdraw after ~3 months
>>65148500
does he actually post his slips or his statistics?
Lads, my wife's son is trying to put my entire roll on a "can't miss" soccer accy. He is threatening to tell her that I beat him and I can't talk to her because she is at her ex's house and won't answer the phone.
This whole wife's son patter beyond boring now zzz
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>>65148932
tired gimmicks zzzzz
Betis running down the clock nicely
>>65148932
This whole flood your nation with Muslims business is beyond played out at this point. zzzz
haven't shaved in 5 weeks
Fucking hell, value on Pats was going to be insane if they went down 2 TDs
>>65149542
>value
you do not know what this word means, stop using it
shaving my asshole was the best decision of my life
>>65149802
Maybe right now, but once the hair starts to grow back and starts to prickle you, you'll regret it.
>>65149733
Lmfao. Pats @2.5 or higher in the 1st is the definition of value. Fucking psuedoshrewds
>>65149802
just did the same senpai
Reminder to never bet on the spread before a game starts.
>>65150069
"no"
They got gifted that TD and their coverage looks shit
BENZOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bodog of course only giving 1/2 point spreads on the first half, such trash.
>>65150205
This game is clearly lotto shit anyways. But Jackson got down to the 2, the penalty was for 1 yard. I'd hardly say gifted. If you mean the turnover, that was the Bronco RB being a dumb nigger.
I'll reserve any bets for HT but this is looking like a shit show
Swerving on the rest of this game.
>people didn't believe the NFL was fixed
Fucking idiots
>mfw the Canadian fix man was right!
>Microsoft Surface Tablets
>not being on entry #30 wins the Royal Rumble @ 2.50
and you call yourself shrewd?
Room stinks
>>65151045
Entrant 30 has won twice ever.
>women are charged more than men for the same service!
>inaccurate leftist propaganda during my football stream
What the fuck is this shit.
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>>65151045
Where is the list?
>>65151306
>>65151425
c a l i j a h
>>65151324
wiki
>>65151242
>>65151324
basically I got on @ 2.50 at 888sport whilst the line over at 5dimes was already @ 1.11
>>65151895
oh fair enough.
St Louis Blues vs Chicago Blackhawks (Ice Lotto)
Toronto Raptors vs LA Clippers (Apehoop)
Thoughts on these games?
The only explanation is that Mackers was on Madrid.
>>65152022
wwe is a decent way to get an edge, just gotta pay attention to all bookies (especially to US ones) and pounce when lines start shifting but some bookies are too slow.
>>65152040
Raps/Clips Over t b h
>>65152185
Raptors have won their last 7 matches by a significant number of points.
>>65152040
raptors for sure
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James Mckeown
3 mins · Cheltenham
First Bolivia bet of the season.
Bolivar -0.5 (Straight win). Medium. 25 minutes left. Current price 1.98
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>>65152432
Their biggest wins are against the Nets and an injured Heat team
>>65152608
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Blackhawks 32-15-4 vs Blues 28-15-8
Only 4 games ahead, but getting -145 compared to +165 for the Blues on moneyline.
>>65152782
Blackhawks also got BTFO last game against the panthers 4-0
>>65148637
just pay your fucking taxes and nobody gives a shit
>>65152740
kek
>>65148637
LAND OF THE FREE
>>65152608
ALTITUDE
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Anyone used this ap? Don't want to actually place bets just view odds and lines. Wants me to register.
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>>65150807
What did he say?
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MACKERS UNREAL
>>65152608
hup
WEW 1111111
What a blooter
Lux after timing again
Mackers surreal
Goddamn Pats
JUDGE
>>65153726
missed it, got a webm?
Mackers back with avengace lids
Reminder that I tipped mandrama a few days ago and no one listened.
Lux loves an aftertime.
>>65153885
Unfortunately mate, watching bet365stream
Been away for a few days and come back to see nothing's changed, Euan STILL a bubblegum babby, Mackers STILL unreal, Lux STILL aftertiming and Brasil STILL such a fraud
>>65153396
Anyone? =(
>>65153995
Probably sitting in his Jacuzzi now with Newnes and a load of birds laughing at you seething little slugs.
Head's gone, feet are numb, fingers are stopping working.
>>65154289
dont even know what this shit means
>>65154289
Wait, what bet is this on? I'll tell you right now if it will win or not.
>>65154433
Triple H @ 1.5. 1.1 everywhere else. Cannot lose.
>>65154488
site?
>>65154289
what bookie is this? I'll join you on it lid
>>65154488
Good shout. But you coulda gotten him at evens just a few days ago.
>>65154488
wins
>>65154535
>>65154560
Winner/Titan/the other one in that group.
>>65154580
Yeah but was it a #LOCK then?
>>65154580
Thanks for that, I'm sure he'll just pop in his time machine and go lump on it, you utter fucking nonce. Have sex.
>>65154621
You still can pretty much lol Bodog is giving 1.95
Humble Lions - Portmore o1.5 @1.60
game 2 minutes in
>>65154679
HUGE
>>65154679
>>65154621
Patriots was a lock too ;) Im not even betting on that shit, I dont know enough and if the wrestling cunts do anything its not predictable.
If hes the chosen favorite, he probably wont win in my eyes.
>>65154621
Yes it was. It was a lock Monday night after Brock got attacked.
>>65154642
Eat shit you cunt.
>>65154136
http://bigcottage.com/houses/skyhaus/availability/
Cringe desu, only renting for a few months and putting photos up like he owns the place pmsl
>>65154735
>>65154713
Like you know wrestling is all chosen beforehand right? The ref tells them what to do moment by moment, its not even a secret.. its all done just for maximum profits.
>>65154803
Yeah, Last time i bet on it there was a yank and an irishman giving 100% winning tips
>>65154803
Is this post meant to be ironic stupidity?
>>65154679
tfw not available in the UK
200 quid deposit bonus too
>>65154786
Tears #exposed
>>65154786
£3650/week is stupidly expensive to rent somewhere even if you're in London, never mind Cheltenham. Looks pretty nice but such a naive move.
>>65154891
>He thinks WWE/WWF style wrestling is a legit sport
>He doesnt know the winners/losers are determined before the match
Its really not a secret, it kinda destroyed their fanbase like 15 years ago when people caught on. The ref says powerbomb next, and the guy receiving it does everything he needs to in order to make sure his neck doesnt get broken, otherwise people would get fucked up all the time. The chairs are all made to break without causing damage etc.
>>65155013
You have to be 18+ to gamble mate.
>>65155013
I didn't say it was a legit sport anywhere you sperg.
>>65155065
He's right, they don't actually fight each other and they choreograph the moves
>>65155013
>this one thick Canadian who constatnyl ruins the thread with his inability to understand basic concepts
>>65155128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
>>65155065
Probably older than you cunt, and Im not your m8.
I wouldnt even bother arguing about it, you legit dont know its fake? Sad really, cant imagine youre making much bank if you dont do enough research to even know the WWE is just a mens soap opera.
>>65155256
Big fan of this new clueless Canadian meme.
chasing madrid losses, nearly halfway there just need nobody to score @ porto
Just put a £100 on South Africa to beat England
I seriously have no idea how cricket even works
>>65155256
ffs really? Just spent an hour looking through the stats. Triple H seems like he has what it takes to win.
>>65155256
do you legit have a disorder?
>>65155333
Just chasing the madrid and schalke losses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhESGrnUieU
goes innn
>>65155324
Go look it up retard, look up something like "Piledriver procedure" or something. The guy whos having it done on him positions himself in such a way that his head is squeezed between the legs of the person doing it to them above the bottom of the legs, so that his head does not actually hit the mattress and his body's weight is held up by the person doing it (So he doesnt break his fucking neck, you imbecile)
>>65155484
>fucking donuts aren't ya
>>65155504
Haven't been on /bet/ in a while, is canada trying out a new retard gimmick?
>>65155504
>>65155324
When Steve Austin broke his neck, its because they fucked up the maneuver for example. That was not planned.
>>65155484
I bet you're white and live in the middle of a field
>>65155556
>There will never be a better bet than unders/draw in this game
http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2015/11/09/argentina/primera-division/club-atletico-temperley/argentinos-juniors/1978591/?ICID=PL_MS_09
cba
>>65154974
>renting
not really much value
>>65155565
wrong, wrong
>>65155759
Agree, have nothing to show for your 10k+ after 6 months
>>65155759
>buying
pmsl
>>65155759
>i-I'll just stay in my parents basement until I'm 25+ s-so I can afford the deposit for a mortgage
Give your head a good shake lad ffs.
>>65156128
This desu, so difficult to buy, nothing wrong with renting from 20-late 20s, will be dece if you rent with mates too.
>>65156128
>15k
>>65156128
no just living in one of my parents houses :^)
Made a deal with my wife, if I make enough to buy us a couch, I can save the rest for a new console. Am maybe ~50 off a couch, what console should I get?
>>65156561
Ask her son what his favorite is
>>65156561
SNES
>>65156561
The cuck gimmick has gone on too long mate
>>65156718
She doesn't have any children or ex husbands
>>65156743
What is cuck about this? I was being completely serious. We need a new couch, our dogs dug a hole in the bottom of ours.
>>65156887
Just go buy yourself a fucking console and get the couch later you cuck.
WWE bets before 888sport caught onto me:
£8.18 on entry #30 to win @ 2.50
£75.50 on entries #29-#30 to win @ 2.00
£24.50 on entry number over 22.5 to win @ 1.34
>>65156887
How do you aquire a wife, let alone a gf?
>>65157160
Lad she's afraid that I'm going to become an addict and piss our money away. I need to show her progress before I start buying frivolous shit. I show her my P/L and she doesn't seem to care. I feel like a new $500 couch would change her mind.
>>65157199
Winner to enter on an even number is still 1.8
>>65157261
I would hit that like a bitch but for some reason I had a £100 deposit limit at 888sport
>>65157255
You almost certainly are going to piss away your money so you better get a couch and a console asap.
>>65157203
Don't know. Feel like I kind of lucked into this one. The rest of my relationships have been strained and weird after a few months. This one is 5 years and it just feels natural to have her around.
I would start with asking a girl out to a 1 on 1 setting and getting to know her.
FUCKING AMERICAN FOOTBALL LOTTO SHITE
>>65157350
I started with $30 two weeks ago in the divisional round after doing mock betting for a while and I'm up to $300. Maybe I'm on a run of luck but I feel like I've gotten at least somewhat competent at this. Probably helped that my first bet was a muggy accy that ended up paying $100 but after that, I've been pretty consistent with NBA and random soccer profit.
>>65157255
>our money
Who works for that money?
>she's afraid
Her problem. Women worry. Youre in control of your own destiny and have willpower, you are a man.
>I need to show her progress
Or else what? She wont take your dick out of her purse and give it back to you?
>I show her my P/L and she doesn't seem to care. I feel like a new $500 couch would change her mind.
I bet shes fucking black guys.
>>65157800
based maple
>>65157800
She's a vet and I'm an accountant, so I'd say about 60-40 is hers. Probably wider than that but I don't like to admit it.
Your cuck fantasies are pathetic.
>>65157755
How often does the underdog win on games where the bookie pick is paying like 1.25-1.50
>>65158015
Its not a fantasy bro, she sounds completely uninterested in your life, or hobbies, and actually wants to stop you from enjoying yourself.. and if you want to buy something, you have to make a deal with her that YOU will work extra hours for it.
I mean, even if you said "Im going to work some extra hours" and hadnt even asked her, youd still be pathetic. She makes 40k a year and cant buy a couch for herself if she wants it? You have to work more?
I bet she just wants you to work longer hours so she can have Jamal over 3x a week instead of just 1. Its not a fantasy, youre a spineless cunt.
>>65158232
do the math yourself it isnt difficult
>>65158496
Yea but thats a pretty simple question and this is a betting forum, thats why people come here, to request and share information.
>>65158386
>>65158708
Would love to bottle you SO much.
>>65158773
Thats why they only give you plastic cups you fucking spastic cunt.
1.5 = 50% chance of winning
1.25 = 25% chance of winning
1.75 = 75% chance of winning
and so on
>>65159029
Yea but not when it comes to the result.. now this is someone who should get bottled...
>>65159029
2.00 = 100% chance of winning
>>65159121
>getting bottled for answering your retarded question
you Canadians aren't as polite as I remember
I'll keep making my 1.90 bets with 90% chance of winning while you take 'locks' @1.5 lol
>>65159293
Wow, youre pretty daft.
>How often does the underdog win
Im betting on the underdog at like 3 or 4-1 in this scenario you slug.
>>65159413
well if the underdog is priced at 1.25 chances are they'll win 25% of the time
how dense are you
>>65159279
no such thing as a sure bet my friend
Why didn't Belicheck take any of those 4th quarter FGs? He could be down by 2 right now.
>>65159522
Give me 1/1 on the sun rising tomorrow
>>65159522
Yea, all games with a 1.25 odds before the game starts have a 3/4 win rate for that pick after the game is over, Im the idiot here, not the guy who doesnt understand the result is different from the prediction.
>>65159812
1.25 shots win 90% of the time, mate.
>Chiefs was THE BET last week
>Pats was THE BET this week
>>65160037
Reminder that it was Brit tipsters both times
>>65159812
games @1.25 odds win 90% of the time. That's why all the best tipsters tip @1.25, it's effectively the magic number when it comes to propability
>pats
Would genuinely glass this Canadian retard.
Hah, yesterday you fucking faggots told me I was an idiot for thinking of betting on the broncos at $2.40
Now who's laughing you bet cucks?
THE FIX WAS IN CANADA SO SHREWD NFL EXPOSED
when does this hand egg end? i put too much on denver and the timer doesn't seem to move
Meta Knight suicide watch when?
>Cheatriots
Got what they deserved
>>65160641
Nah mate. I meant that you were an idiot for betting on the -ev shite that is NFL.
>>65160641
Literally lotto shit. Pats had every chance to win this game. If they would've taken even one of those two redzone FGs, they win.
>>65160739
lel
only thing I remembered besides oversleeping and not prestaking on pats
>>65160728
>>65160096
Reminder it was an American calling them insane value
>>65160455
is that guy gay?
>>65160610
So youre saying you bet on the pats.
>>65160728
Handegg lasts less than an hour but thanks to stoppages and commercials it goes upto 4 hours. Americans love it.
Just IMAGINE being Gostowski right now
>>65160739
Literally forgot about this
>>65129826
CAN'T STOP GIGGLING
WON'T STOP GIGGLING
>>65160904
Imagine being Belicheck and not kicking those two FGs and failing on both 4th downs from inside the 25
>>65160893
Why I bet on correctly priced shite?
It's just painful reading your posts. Are the guy who thought he was giving us insight earlier saying wrestling wasn't real?
HAHAHAA /BET/ FAGGOTS I TOLD YOU THE NFL WAS RIGGED. YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I TOLD YOU THE BRONCOS WERE AN AMAZING BET. GOODELL CARES ABOUT STORYLINES.
HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU BE TO LIE ABOUT MAKING A PROFIT? YOU DON'T MAKE A PROFIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS.
POST THE SCREENSHOT FAGGOT. YOU SAID YOU WOULD AFTER THE PATRIOTS WON. YOU STUPID FUCK. I TOLD YOU GOODELL WOULD MAKE MANNING WIN.
Peperami Roll absolutely SURREAL
>>65161362
SO SO SHREWD HE IS SO SO SHREWD
>>65161362
>It won so it was fixed.
>>65161362
>>65161362
>2.20 to win
>fix
I am pmsl. This leaf flag is going into the trash filter.
ez
>>65160739
THE STUPID FAGGOT SHOULD STOP BETTING. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER.
FUCKING PATHETIC LOSER SHOULD STOP BETTING. HE'S A FUCKING LOSER.
I HOPE HE KILLS HIMSELF.
I TOLD HIM IT WAS RIGGED.
>>65161362
I had a sinking feeling especially when the media said the public was heavy on NE but i was like naw...
>>65161592
More like 2.65 you stupid fuck.
Kill yourself loser.
No one gave them a chance. This is why you have no profits. They always overprice the Patriots because retards like you are like "hurr durr Patriots will win they got TOM BRADY XD."
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>>65160992
AWWWWWWWWW TEARS BUDDIES LOL
>>65161362
>Betting on -ev
>>65161200
I didn't going for it on 4th down tbqh. The problem on those plays was the NE O-Line.
Anyway topping up on the Panthers to win back Pats losses
>>65161497
This. Didn't bet on this match, and barely understand the dynamics of the sport, but it was literally a finger tip interception that prevented the Pats from winning.
>>65161628
Would like to see him react to a real fix
>>65161840
Same
>>65161628
>>65160893
>>65159812
>>65159413
>>65158833
>>65155674
>>65155256
>>65155013
Post (you)s.
>>65161801
Please post the winner of the Superb Owl. And post a slip of your bet on this game, with stake.
>>65161821
so SO shrewd
>>65161840
I'm heavy on Cardinals. Think from top to bottom, far superior team.
Should be fun. Glad I stayed away from that AFC shit show.
>>65161830
>-ev
NFL is rigged. I knew the Broncos would win because Goodell wants extra $$$$$$$$.
Storylines.
Can't even FATHOM how bad this thread would be if betting was easily accessible in America as it is in Canada.
>>65162020
>he legitimately believes this with all his heart
>>65161821
SO SO SHREWD HE IS SO SO SHREWD
>>65161842
>that prevented the Pats from winning
*sending the game to overtime where it would've depended on a coin toss
>>65162010
Doesn't matter anyway, winner goes on to lose to the Broncos and Peyton will finally retire with his second ring
where is metaknight and has he finally offed himself?
>>65162174
>>65162174
Scary thought
>>65162345
Consider reading the thread
>>65161989
It's in this thread somewhere.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/65083808/#q65085136
Just one of the many bets.
I bet a single on Denver in the ML and to win the Super Bowl as well.
Goodell wants Manning to win the super bowl.
i'm new what is pmsl
also how do i into /bet/
>>65162409
>know who wins
>$200
Nice one, mate.
>>65163217
It means piss myself laughing, chum. Welcome to the friendliest board on 4chan, your new home.
>>65163217
pissing myself laughing
time to dump months mortgage on Triple H to win the Royal Rumble
>>65163217
Pro tip:
Disregard any "tips" from north american flags.
>>65155420
Reckon this post was underrated. Euan on fire tonight.
Is Euan the most transformed poster? He's gone from a cringy pseudo shrewdie to J West's natural successor with the banter game on point to match.
>>65162409
If you KNEW they would win, why not put everything you have on it?
>>65155013
>winners/losers are determined before the match
>implying that matters when it comes to betting on it when only a small group of people know the result
>>65163335
ML one isn't showing up yet.
Fucking faggot.
>>65163756
It means that the person the majority of the fans predict will win.. rarely wins.
>>65163831
Sure thing bro
>>65163845
Not true, this shit is incredibly predictable. The only unpredictable result in years was Lesnar beating Undertaker at Wrestlemania
FIX CANADIAN SO SO SHREWD GONNA BE HUP ON PANTHERS TOO
>>65163961
Whos to say Lesnar doesnt win again, he was getting only like 4-1
>>65163947
Mad faggot, stop betting and commit suicide.
If you didn't know the Broncos would win never bet on the NFL again.
The NFL is rigged and I saw through Goodell. The Patriots were overpriced because people always bet them(like when they were favoured by 14 vs the NYG in 2007 because they knew people would bet them at any price.)
I know whats going on.
>>65164258
>>65161610
Keep it moving Eskimo
>>65163616
Cringe. Still has shit patter.
>>65164258
Panthers/Cardinals?
>>65164258
I too have read dan moldea's book, the fix is in. What happens car v den superbowl iyo? Denver opens as a 3 pt fav and cover?
>>65164517
denver is a 3 pt underdog before they won today to both car/arizona
>>65164674
I doubt they will be underdogs in two weeks with the peypey year o destiny storyline. He made tom look like a journeyman in comparison.
Also
>Panthers
>>65163961
>>65164194
This RR is kind of unpredictable though because of the many directions they can go. Reigns winning the RR again, from #1 and with the title on the line? They'll have to be ballsy to do that. Only see HHH winning if it's to put Reigns over at WM, or at most interfere to cost him the title here.
Lesnar would be the logical choice to win this because who is capable of throwing him over? No one on their own, which is why a Bray win, with the help of his stable, would be a surprising twist.
I don't believe it in the slightest, but rumour has it Bryan could make an appearance, based on the fact that external medical physicians have ruled him healthy enough to return and compete, but WWE's doctors haven't. Could easily become a story line against the Authority once again.
>>65164517
The Broncos will win and they are underdogs.
>>65164927
>inspect element
>>65165076
Look at the archived threads on the 21, I posted one there too.
Jealous fag.
To win in NFL, think like a jew.
>>65165033
I know literally 0 about WWE but I can tell you Triple H enters #30 and wins. I think you are analysing it too much.
>>65164927
What is your wage? What % of your wage did you bet based on "muh Jews"?
>>65165195
>blaming Jews for your small penis
>>65165033
HHH is winning you mong.
>>65165422
>pretending you know anything about his penis size
>implying it has anything to do with NFL bets
I found the pencil dicked leftist.
Project harder.
JUST FUCK MY ROLL UP SENPAI
Is there anyway to ban myself from betting on NFL?
>>65165975
Do your roll then your cant bet on it.
TEARS IF YOU MISSED THE FIX!
http://www.oddsportal.com/tennis/australia/australian-open-mixed-doubles/hlavackova-andrea-kubot-lukasz-marrero-santana-david-arruabarrena-vecino-lara-GObbenLa/
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/25/sports/tennis/match-fixing-australian-open-mixed-doubles-betting.html?smid=tw-bna&_r=0
>This in depth analysis of a pre-decided staged spectacle
Pakistan @ $1.80 - Small
One day international New Zealand vs Pakistan
>>65166264
Should have got on, value gone now
Palmer on fire, David Johnson slicing through that meme defense. Should be time for Cam to disappear. Went from about to turn my TV off and go watch Narcos to sweating again
>>65166382
still on at 1.57
anything over 1.30 desu
>>65166401
m8 didnt you see the Canadian post? It's as good as over.
>>65166416
It should be a straightforward win from here, I went medium myself but I'd never go large on Pakistan just because its Pakistan
pmsl @ this royal rumble
Come the fuck on
>>65166569
i dont have any fucking clue how this meme sport works all i do is go medium on trip tips and watch the odds i backed slowly drop until they win
/bet/s aussie cricket tips have been quite good for me, unlike canadian e-sports tips
:^ )
>>65166734
why do you trip when you never tip anything
>>65166813
He's an attention whore senpai
>>65166813
but I have? and my specialty is playoff baseball pham
>>65166813
you cunts want a tip, I'm on the Kings ML @ evens so eat a dick
odds are huge because of Lucic's suspension so I'm taking the value
>>65166906
When was the last time you tipped anything?
Playoff baseball ended months ago, why are you still tripping?
>Cobresal plays in a mining town that has only 7,000 people
Neat
getting back up to that $1.80 mark, I'm going to re-back at the end of the innings if they're <250
Fuck this. Cardinals better team getting memed on stupid turnovers
>>65162020
the game wasn't rigged desu. they simply lost. the previous meeting between denver and NE was most certainly a fix, but not today.
>>65162020
>>65167590
Shaking at this interaction
>>65167426
You dont honestly believe this
>>65166991
according to the /sp/ server time about three quarters of a bing before this post you filth
>>65167810
Cam le epic nigger man literally can only run it in from the 2 or hit a wide open WR who runs 90 yards for a TD. Panthers D has been steamrolled every drive after the first 3.
Hell, just take away that Pat Pete muffed punt and this one is probably 14-17 going into half.
>>65168129
I just looked through the archive and that's the first """"tip"""" you've made in a month. Great "tips" you got there
need this win like air
Cardinals +13.5 looks nice. They turned the ball over 4 times in the first half and find themselves only 4 points away from covering. Panthers have done nothing in the whole last quarter in a half offensively.
>>65167088
What do you think of south africa?
>>65168424
Good bet senpai, that's pretty safe
>>65168799
>>65168424
Oh wait, you went Raonic... Sorry mate
>coneding 50 runs against the tail
KEK Pakistan do it again. Can still win but I doubt it.
>>65168757
The game's been on too late for me to watch but obviously they are in a strong position to win. I haven't seen the state of the pitch so I'm not betting on this Test.
>>65168288
>i just looked through the archive
why are you so assblasted
PLEASE have sex
If McCleneghan is concussed from that then Pakistan are favourites again desu
>>65147898
lel
>>65168525
tears
>>65169500
>>65169594
Feels good seeing clueless slugs losing money on lotto shite.
>>65165285
Wage? Do you mean bankroll? I bet 20% of it.
Well, the fix is in.
Since the Panthers blew out the Cardinals, they are going to be over hyped and are a 3.0+ point favourite against the Broncos.
People are usually stupid and they will be like "PANTHERS ARE UNBEATABLE, THEY BLEW OUT THE CARDINALS AND WERE BLOWING OUT THE SEAHAWKS UNTIL THEY PLAYED PREVENT DEFENSE."
This is a common tactic Goodell uses. He makes one team seem invincible. People bet on that team no matter the spread. Then, he informs that the other team wins so that he can rake in millions from his gambling mafia.
The Broncos will win the super bowl. Don't let Goodell fool like he did to 75% of you this week.
>>65169909
Shite gimmick.
>>65168525
Just fucking end me now
>>65169974
OK, Goodell. I exposed you this week.
I will expose you in the Super Bowl as well. I'm not falling for your shit.
>>65169909
big fan pal
>>65169681
I usually don't do NFL goddamnit. I was up so much and now I pissed it away this weekend.
See, retards are already bringing up the Seahawks-Broncos super bowl.
Goodell is a genius, but not genius enough to out smart me.
>>65170094
But how does he fix it?
>>65170150
Refs, a select few coaches and players.(Refs have contracts that they can't even talk to the media)
Also, players can be bribed to play bad in order to win a bet. It is harder to bribe in the super bowl, though.
It's difficult to say exactly, but the important part to know is why he does it(profit). It's obviously very sophisticated.
>>65170305
Well I'm convinced. Dumping my life savings on Denver.
>>65170305
I suppose that you also believe the moon landings were faked, and that 9/11 was an inside job.
Will say that at least you tripped so we can filter you.
Don't bother replying to this post, I won't read it.
>>65168189
You really believed this
>this guy commentating in the Cobresal game
Absolute fucking gold
Heads too full of superb /bet/ memes, can't sleep lads
>>65170512
I don't pay attention to that stuff, but I know the NFL is rigged.
It is clear and obvious. The NBA doesn't even hide it, but the NFL hides it well.
>>65170399
Good luck, but don't put your entire life savings on it. I would make sure the money is going on the Panthers before I make a bet.
There you go, puppet Carson Palmer must have been bribed this game or he's being told to throw badly to hype up Carolina.
Picked again. I knew it was coming.
Does this idiot Goodell think he is fooling me?
Royal Rumble match now starting lads
>the wwe title is on the line
Old man Triple H is not coming back to win the fucking title, surely. money down the pisser.
>>65172171
It's gonna come down to whoever wants it more m8
shaking
Lads how do I bet on MMA in Canada?
Broncos ML @ 2.60
Better lump on since it's fixed :^)
>>65172171
Triple H is in charge, he can write the show so that he gets the title if he wants
Roman Reigns just got roughed up lads. All in on HHH.
>>65172671
The Broncos odds are going to go up.
The spread is going to be at least 5 for the Panthers very soon. It started at 2, then 3.5 and now it's at 4.
It's obvious the blow out was fabricated in order to hype up the Panthers.
>>65173436
That just means that Reigns is definitely going to be one of the last people in the ring. Basically the exact same thing happened to Stone Cold in the 99 Rumble
>>65173560
>the exact same thing happened to Stone Cold in the 99 Rumble
You shouldn't know this m8
>>65170579
Meme plays won that game. Carolina is a shit squad.
>>65173588
>he didn't watch WWF as a kid
>>65173588
>not watching every attitude era broadcast ever
Superlenny has Triple H on a 0
>>65173588
>betting on something you don't know anything about
>>65173588
PLEASE have sex
>Miz @50
>>65174211
>Miz
lel hasn't been relevant since 2011
TRIPLE H
HHH
surreal
>You'll never pedigree metaKnight through a table
TRIPLE H CHAMPION
Never in doubt
Easy money
Roman Reigns to beat Triple H at Wrestlemania will be a special stake to be honest
>not taking Broncos ML and overs
>he hates free cash
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
Free money
COOKIES BLUELESS
888SPORT BTFO
thream theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM
WTB lads
>>65175350
Triple H
TINY on stan at 2.37
R A O N I C
A
O
N
I
C
>William hill giving $1 per ace on player you bet
>Raonic already in double figures
Feels good, now time to back Isner
>>65176229
After you place a $20 bet on that player to win the match right?
>>65176290
Yeah
STAN
U
M
S
>>65176766
>TINY @2.37
>SUMS
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>65176841
>his roll is lower than 5 figures
>Spurs +5
tempted desu.
never usually pre-stake this mug shit, but I had bulls + the other day and feeling good.
>aussie slag finishing
>>65166956
Where's that britfag now
I KNOW he didn't back my tip
>>65177251
literally 6:30 in the morning in bongland.
those cunts are still snoozing
Pawned all my wife's sons possesions to go LARGE on Murray
>get extra $25 on top my $54 win on Raonic
thank you based serve god
Won more on wwe last night than I did on football all week. Embarrassing.
>>65170305
>>65170895
Nice to see we have excuses in early
>>>/x/ conspiracies that way lads
>betting on single games in women's tennis
>>65178376
degeneracy.
get help.
>>65178376
might as well play the pokies you dumb cunt
at least then you would get out of the house
at least i'll get my money back on Isner at this rate, 7 aces
>>65178562
does he not need to win to collect this ace money?
>>65178603
nah, had a losing bet before but got the money
>>65168424
R A O N I C
A
O
N
I
C
>>65177251
Why would I take a tip from an unknown trip without any reasoning? You haven't built up a reputation as a good tipster so I'm not just going to take your word for it, especially in a shit sport like lotto on ice
If anyone ever tells you to use Bodog, they must not think very highly of you.
>>65163627
+115 and -160 moneyline lol..
No superbowl lines yet despite many others having them out for hours
No moneylines on the majority of apehoop games before the game starts (raptors last night for instance)
The only thing they do well is screw up and give higher odds on the royal rumble etc, the only money to be made there is when they make a mistake, if you can even place your bet because half the time the lines are suspended.
>>65179090
>>65179090
>if you can even place your bet because half the time the lines are suspended.
Or constantly being upped +5 odds or -5 odds every 10-15 seconds in order to block out all the bets trying to go through.
Get on the Zhang Trang
>just won $100 on a dog because i liked the name.
kek. every time I have a fun bet on a dog it seems to win.
who /degenerate/ here.
>>65179161
Just put £100 on a horse called Meme's Horse
>>65179134
The meme has to end m8
>>65179177
post slip
I got on Pepe a while ago and he won @17, some other anon tipped it here as well
Tomic is fixed to win 3rd set
>>65179392
shit gimmick, please stop.
wtb for Keys/Zhang?
>>65179431
Zhang +3.5
>>65179431
Keys to win 2-1
Rolling acca 50€ -> ?, currently at 617.57€, my betting plan for Monday:
Cashing in 100€ again, so staking 517.57€ on:
Melbourne City - Wellington O1.5 @ 1.14
Greenock Morton - Rangers O1.5 @ 1.16
-> combined odds 1.32, here's to turning 517.57€ into 683.19€.
have a manic Monday!
>>65179090
You are Canadian. You can use Bet365 ffs
Absolute sums on Skonto.
>>65179823
Post slips
>>65179823
Almost 40 mins gone and only 1-0 kek.
>>65179823
Waiting for the HT lumps
Wtb for Corinthians vs Flamengo in the youth cup?
>>65179823
dafc
>>65179909
Mug
>>65179933
How?
>>65179975
Terrible bet no value
If that makes me a backup dancer
The man in your vids? Backup dancer
The man in your pics? Backup dancer
>>65179988
Obviously not watching the stream. Rebacking -2.
>>65180000
oi rudeboi shut up
>>65180018
>You are the only person in the world watching the stream and the odds don't take it into account
k
>>65180034
The odds don't take into account the gulf, show me a screenshot of the game. Refuse to believe you're watching it and don't believe -2 is value.
Can't stop topping up
Zhang surreal
>>65180042
zzz
>I can stream judge better than the thousands of gamblers out there
N-new thread.
Multiple pastes of the same links because they are THAT important.
>>65180074
>>65180074
>>65180074
>>65180042
I haven't been watching the stream, how is it? Is their goalkeeper world or have they just been lucky
>>65180087
>/bet/ in the name field
>copy and pasted the OP twice
>page 2
you fucking criminal wanker fuck off