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so there are some MMA fights coming up that have practically guaranteed outcomes. I have never bet on sports before and need help. Where in southern california can I bet on a sporting event?
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Anyone know what I might have done wrong in the spreadsheet to cause this? Been using it for a long time, only started today. My bets look normal.
Another four figure day on Betfair today too zzzzzzzz, daylight robbery. Need bubblegums like air.
FUCKING HELL THAT NATIONWIDE COMMERCIAL PISSES ME OFF.
HE SAYS EPIC COMEBACK STARTS RIGHT HERE AND THEN THE KID HITS IT OUT OF BOUNDS. MANNING SAYS LUCKY SHOT LIKE THE KID WAS STILL BEATING HIM. MANNING GETS THE POINT, THE BALL HAS TO HIT THE TABLE ON THE OPPONENTS SIDE. FUCK
James Mckeown I'm watching every Bolivian game this season and going to keep an overall track of my bets/tips... No profit by the end of it and I wont be following it ever again.
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Lads, my wife's son is trying to put my entire roll on a "can't miss" soccer accy. He is threatening to tell her that I beat him and I can't talk to her because she is at her ex's house and won't answer the phone.
This game is clearly lotto shit anyways. But Jackson got down to the 2, the penalty was for 1 yard. I'd hardly say gifted. If you mean the turnover, that was the Bronco RB being a dumb nigger.
I'll reserve any bets for HT but this is looking like a shit show
>Microsoft Surface Tablets
Probably sitting in his Jacuzzi now with Newnes and a load of birds laughing at you seething little slugs.
Patriots was a lock too ;) Im not even betting on that shit, I dont know enough and if the wrestling cunts do anything its not predictable.
If hes the chosen favorite, he probably wont win in my eyes.
Yes it was. It was a lock Monday night after Brock got attacked.
Eat shit you cunt.
>He thinks WWE/WWF style wrestling is a legit sport
>He doesnt know the winners/losers are determined before the match
Its really not a secret, it kinda destroyed their fanbase like 15 years ago when people caught on. The ref says powerbomb next, and the guy receiving it does everything he needs to in order to make sure his neck doesnt get broken, otherwise people would get fucked up all the time. The chairs are all made to break without causing damage etc.
Probably older than you cunt, and Im not your m8.
I wouldnt even bother arguing about it, you legit dont know its fake? Sad really, cant imagine youre making much bank if you dont do enough research to even know the WWE is just a mens soap opera.
Go look it up retard, look up something like "Piledriver procedure" or something. The guy whos having it done on him positions himself in such a way that his head is squeezed between the legs of the person doing it to them above the bottom of the legs, so that his head does not actually hit the mattress and his body's weight is held up by the person doing it (So he doesnt break his fucking neck, you imbecile)
>There will never be a better bet than unders/draw in this game
Lad she's afraid that I'm going to become an addict and piss our money away. I need to show her progress before I start buying frivolous shit. I show her my P/L and she doesn't seem to care. I feel like a new $500 couch would change her mind.
Don't know. Feel like I kind of lucked into this one. The rest of my relationships have been strained and weird after a few months. This one is 5 years and it just feels natural to have her around.
I would start with asking a girl out to a 1 on 1 setting and getting to know her.
I started with $30 two weeks ago in the divisional round after doing mock betting for a while and I'm up to $300. Maybe I'm on a run of luck but I feel like I've gotten at least somewhat competent at this. Probably helped that my first bet was a muggy accy that ended up paying $100 but after that, I've been pretty consistent with NBA and random soccer profit.
Who works for that money?
Her problem. Women worry. Youre in control of your own destiny and have willpower, you are a man.
>I need to show her progress
Or else what? She wont take your dick out of her purse and give it back to you?
>I show her my P/L and she doesn't seem to care. I feel like a new $500 couch would change her mind.
I bet shes fucking black guys.
Its not a fantasy bro, she sounds completely uninterested in your life, or hobbies, and actually wants to stop you from enjoying yourself.. and if you want to buy something, you have to make a deal with her that YOU will work extra hours for it.
I mean, even if you said "Im going to work some extra hours" and hadnt even asked her, youd still be pathetic. She makes 40k a year and cant buy a couch for herself if she wants it? You have to work more?
I bet she just wants you to work longer hours so she can have Jamal over 3x a week instead of just 1. Its not a fantasy, youre a spineless cunt.
Thats why they only give you plastic cups you fucking spastic cunt.
>getting bottled for answering your retarded question
you Canadians aren't as polite as I remember
I'll keep making my 1.90 bets with 90% chance of winning while you take 'locks' @1.5 lol
Yea, all games with a 1.25 odds before the game starts have a 3/4 win rate for that pick after the game is over, Im the idiot here, not the guy who doesnt understand the result is different from the prediction.
HAHAHAA /BET/ FAGGOTS I TOLD YOU THE NFL WAS RIGGED. YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I TOLD YOU THE BRONCOS WERE AN AMAZING BET. GOODELL CARES ABOUT STORYLINES.
HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU BE TO LIE ABOUT MAKING A PROFIT? YOU DON'T MAKE A PROFIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS.
POST THE SCREENSHOT FAGGOT. YOU SAID YOU WOULD AFTER THE PATRIOTS WON. YOU STUPID FUCK. I TOLD YOU GOODELL WOULD MAKE MANNING WIN.
I had a sinking feeling especially when the media said the public was heavy on NE but i was like naw...
More like 2.65 you stupid fuck.
Kill yourself loser.
No one gave them a chance. This is why you have no profits. They always overprice the Patriots because retards like you are like "hurr durr Patriots will win they got TOM BRADY XD."
>he legitimately believes this with all his heart
SO SO SHREWD HE IS SO SO SHREWD
>that prevented the Pats from winning
*sending the game to overtime where it would've depended on a coin toss
Doesn't matter anyway, winner goes on to lose to the Broncos and Peyton will finally retire with his second ring
It's in this thread somewhere.
Just one of the many bets.
I bet a single on Denver in the ML and to win the Super Bowl as well.
Goodell wants Manning to win the super bowl.
Reckon this post was underrated. Euan on fire tonight.
Is Euan the most transformed poster? He's gone from a cringy pseudo shrewdie to J West's natural successor with the banter game on point to match.
If you KNEW they would win, why not put everything you have on it?
Mad faggot, stop betting and commit suicide.
If you didn't know the Broncos would win never bet on the NFL again.
The NFL is rigged and I saw through Goodell. The Patriots were overpriced because people always bet them(like when they were favoured by 14 vs the NYG in 2007 because they knew people would bet them at any price.)
I know whats going on.
I doubt they will be underdogs in two weeks with the peypey year o destiny storyline. He made tom look like a journeyman in comparison.
This RR is kind of unpredictable though because of the many directions they can go. Reigns winning the RR again, from #1 and with the title on the line? They'll have to be ballsy to do that. Only see HHH winning if it's to put Reigns over at WM, or at most interfere to cost him the title here.
Lesnar would be the logical choice to win this because who is capable of throwing him over? No one on their own, which is why a Bray win, with the help of his stable, would be a surprising twist.
I don't believe it in the slightest, but rumour has it Bryan could make an appearance, based on the fact that external medical physicians have ruled him healthy enough to return and compete, but WWE's doctors haven't. Could easily become a story line against the Authority once again.
I know literally 0 about WWE but I can tell you Triple H enters #30 and wins. I think you are analysing it too much.
What is your wage? What % of your wage did you bet based on "muh Jews"?
Do your roll then your cant bet on it.
TEARS IF YOU MISSED THE FIX!
i dont have any fucking clue how this meme sport works all i do is go medium on trip tips and watch the odds i backed slowly drop until they win
/bet/s aussie cricket tips have been quite good for me, unlike canadian e-sports tips
Cam le epic nigger man literally can only run it in from the 2 or hit a wide open WR who runs 90 yards for a TD. Panthers D has been steamrolled every drive after the first 3.
Hell, just take away that Pat Pete muffed punt and this one is probably 14-17 going into half.
Cardinals +13.5 looks nice. They turned the ball over 4 times in the first half and find themselves only 4 points away from covering. Panthers have done nothing in the whole last quarter in a half offensively.
>coneding 50 runs against the tail
KEK Pakistan do it again. Can still win but I doubt it.
The game's been on too late for me to watch but obviously they are in a strong position to win. I haven't seen the state of the pitch so I'm not betting on this Test.
Wage? Do you mean bankroll? I bet 20% of it.
Well, the fix is in.
Since the Panthers blew out the Cardinals, they are going to be over hyped and are a 3.0+ point favourite against the Broncos.
People are usually stupid and they will be like "PANTHERS ARE UNBEATABLE, THEY BLEW OUT THE CARDINALS AND WERE BLOWING OUT THE SEAHAWKS UNTIL THEY PLAYED PREVENT DEFENSE."
This is a common tactic Goodell uses. He makes one team seem invincible. People bet on that team no matter the spread. Then, he informs that the other team wins so that he can rake in millions from his gambling mafia.
The Broncos will win the super bowl. Don't let Goodell fool like he did to 75% of you this week.
See, retards are already bringing up the Seahawks-Broncos super bowl.
Goodell is a genius, but not genius enough to out smart me.
Refs, a select few coaches and players.(Refs have contracts that they can't even talk to the media)
Also, players can be bribed to play bad in order to win a bet. It is harder to bribe in the super bowl, though.
It's difficult to say exactly, but the important part to know is why he does it(profit). It's obviously very sophisticated.
I suppose that you also believe the moon landings were faked, and that 9/11 was an inside job.
Will say that at least you tripped so we can filter you.
Don't bother replying to this post, I won't read it.
I don't pay attention to that stuff, but I know the NFL is rigged.
It is clear and obvious. The NBA doesn't even hide it, but the NFL hides it well.
Good luck, but don't put your entire life savings on it. I would make sure the money is going on the Panthers before I make a bet.
The Broncos odds are going to go up.
The spread is going to be at least 5 for the Panthers very soon. It started at 2, then 3.5 and now it's at 4.
It's obvious the blow out was fabricated in order to hype up the Panthers.
Why would I take a tip from an unknown trip without any reasoning? You haven't built up a reputation as a good tipster so I'm not just going to take your word for it, especially in a shit sport like lotto on ice
If anyone ever tells you to use Bodog, they must not think very highly of you.
+115 and -160 moneyline lol..
No superbowl lines yet despite many others having them out for hours
No moneylines on the majority of apehoop games before the game starts (raptors last night for instance)
The only thing they do well is screw up and give higher odds on the royal rumble etc, the only money to be made there is when they make a mistake, if you can even place your bet because half the time the lines are suspended.
>if you can even place your bet because half the time the lines are suspended.
Or constantly being upped +5 odds or -5 odds every 10-15 seconds in order to block out all the bets trying to go through.
Rolling acca 50€ -> ?, currently at 617.57€, my betting plan for Monday:
Cashing in 100€ again, so staking 517.57€ on:
Melbourne City - Wellington O1.5 @ 1.14
Greenock Morton - Rangers O1.5 @ 1.16
-> combined odds 1.32, here's to turning 517.57€ into 683.19€.
have a manic Monday!