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>schalke

>schalke

neinhold did good ditching this travesty

>Schalke (third-person singular simple present >Schalkes, present participle >Schalkening, simple past >Schalked)

1. Fucking up in a completely unnecessary way. See also: Neverkusen.

>German humour

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>Schalke

Does anyone here want to meet up for carnival in cologne?

>André Breitenreiter is coach of Schalke
Stealing a living as a manager general

>>65143696
mashallah bruder, I will be there;)

>schalke

>Schalke

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>that defending

watching handball~

>schalke

haha

incredible how much they fucked up by firing Keller
hilarious really

>schalke

>>65143798
N E I N I
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based fritz

>schalke

Dat is mein >Schalke

>scheiße
will they ever learn?

>Schalke

>Schalke

Dissinger with 7 goals already

Belhanda plays for Schalke now?

Bremen will be safe, right

>>65143860
Hows Neinh- i mean Weinhold doing?

>>65143902
No clue

>>65143891
yeah, final table will be

16. Schalke
17. Hoffenheim
18. Hannover

>>65143912
hello darkness...

>>65143912
>>65143907
Looks a bit like Ralf Möller, the actor

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>mfw based Keller returns
>mfw Heldt called Breitenreiter "a real character" when he's one of the most bland people in the league

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>Schalke

the toppest of keks

>6. Schalke 18 | 27 | -1

>jump
>foot touches ground
>throw
Nice job players and referees

I believe dortmund can still take the league

Holy shit this commentator is getting genuinely fucking salty.
Hahahaha.

>>65144096
they'll win it, bayern is trash without boateng.

>>65144096
I BELIEVE

Werder 4 points behing HSV

The dream is reborning

>>65144007
>this is enough to end up at 6th

Spielerisch war das heute schon stark von uns, nur, ja eben, der Abschluss war miserabel.
Hätte man nur die Hälfte der Großchancen gemacht, würde es 5:3 ausgehen...

I love transfermarkt

The choke is real.

Commentator close to killing himself.

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>Lelverkusen
>Schalke
>Glelbach
>Golfsburg

This is why Hertha is 3rd

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>schalke

PEA on canal football club right now

>>65144439
handball on ard right now

>>65144374
awful matchday really

things were nicer without the bundesliga

Waiting for RaisenBall in 1.BL next season

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GERMANY DENMARK CONFIRMED

>>65144354
if there has ever been a man so mad he committed suicide, it must have been a schalke fan.

>>65144439
hope he fixed his hair
it's been awful since he won the caf player of the year award

>>65144513
Yeah this, that throw was a screamer

>>65144513
how long until we see neinhold make an appearance in the sportstudio?

based pulisic

lol this fucking fumble

Have fun watching your team against Spain, Demnach

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>George Eliot was a woman

>>65144646
Thank you

Weinhold? More like .. yeah, Weinhold

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what went wrong?

JA!

DEUTSCHLAND :D ^^

Wow that russian throw was weak

Wow
Congratulations

Germany won against Russia with one goal difference

Kretsche mad.

Germany versus Denmark next hehe

>>65144699
No Fimirno

>>65144699
they tried to stay competitive without obscene amounts of money and failed hard. and the day they get relegated will be a very happy day for the league.

People say my hair looks like Gerhard Delling

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>>65144662

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>>65144699
They sold bobby F.

>>65144795
yeah can't wait for Leipzig to replace them, right?

>>65144829
yes I can't wait, at least they invest money instead of crippling around in bottom of the barrel.

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>>65144773
>fimirno

Who's fucking with my shit

Nvm

@WayneRooney
Our gorgeous little boy arrived today.
Kit Joseph Rooney. 8Ib 1oz.
We are over the moon.

>Alvaro Cejudo (Betis) gets to the ball on the edge of the box and fires a first-time shot without any hesitation. The way that he hits the ball is excellent as it goes straight into the top left corner. Was there any chance to do it better? Probably not. 1:0.

Pro7Maxx starting broadcast now btw.

lmao ran with the interstellar soundtrack

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>>65145307
Neat. My brother also had a kid born today

that singer sounds like he has some mental deficiency

>>65146754
He's starting a 5 a side squad

>>65146754
Shouldn't his wife be the one in the chair?

>>65147548
I get your point

>the city of Jordan Morris

lel
e
l

Wanted to post "cheeky tenner on the broncos" before the game started but didnt.

missed opportunity.

>>65147931
Patriots will win

>>>/tv/65262117
>>>/tv/65262123

>>65148880
>the mods are literally reddit

>not browsing reddit

its 2016 for christs sake
literally what are you doing

oh COME. ON.

Destroying Spain atm

Bundesliga strikers powerranking:

1. Aubameyang
2. A. Meier Fußballgott
3. Chicharito
POWERGAP
4. Lewandoofski

>>65150114
>dortmund fans STILL butthurt

lel

>>65147548
She probably just strolled around the roon for a few minutes being lied down the whole day

>>65149989
5 goals in a row indeed

Mandzukic yellowed for elbowing Rudiger. I've seen much worse elbows.

>>65150263
>Mandzukic
>elbow
Everytime. Such a nasty player.

>>65150380
He is a walking elbow. All sharp angles and hardness.

>>65150263
I realized Mandzukic and Khedira will face Bayern, while Vidal and Coman will do the same with Juventus. The only boring part is the two coaches. I'd like to see Guardiola against Zidane

>>65150538
WIll Coman be able to play? Hopefully he is.
I wonder if Zidane still has a temper? Did he and Guardiola face each other as players?

#rekt

>>65150818
Coman should be fit, yeah. No idea if Zidane and Guardiola have any backstory

>>65151016
Next stop: Us

>>65150380
Why is it the ones who flail their elbows around are also usually the ones that go to ground easily too? Fellaini's like that as well.

>>65151081
We'll show you who's boss of this league.

>>65151193
cunts are usually cunts

Uhh

>>65150538
Khedira never played for Bayern. Stop tickling my autism you shithold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
Where are you?

Night

>>65152256
[owl noises]

>>65151940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL-Yk7EIMVk
Who u wit?

>>65151940
who? me? I'm in Germany, look at my flag
or Denmark? or is that lyrics from the song?
or DJ haled?
vague people like you should be shot

>>65152182
good night

>>65153338
what was the deleted post

wanted to write Khaled, not Haled

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>>65154510
Congratulations, you played yourself.

>>65154958
I always play with myself, nothing new

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>>65155068
lewd

>>65155161
I know

>>65155340
you're kinky ʕु-̫͡-ʔु”

>>65156017
>>65155340

>>65156041
ʕ •́؈•̀ )

are these supposed to be faces?

>>65156360
yes ლಠ益ಠ)ლ

>>65156441
what is ʕु-̫͡-ʔु” supposed to be

I can't make out anything

>>65156474
A bear bowing down with his eyes closed. I know that one didn't really fit but I'm high as a kite.

"Look of disapproval" is my favourite

>>65157011
this one? (╬ಠิ益ಠิ)

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Good night.

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>>65158320
good night

>>65158418
I wish Yotsuba was my daughter.

>schalke

>>65158545
she's not real m8... :(

>>65158752
y-you too

>Proschwitz kicked out of the Paderborn squad
Fucking idiot.

>>65159324
that's what he gets for sweating too much

>>65159324
what happened'?

since this thread is on autosage and the Patriots just lost expect it to get archived in 30 minutes

>>65159468
Flashed his dick at a woman.