Does anyone have a flow chart for Americans to help us pick a

You don't need to root for a team to watch and enjoy a sport.

>Chose your favorite league / the one you watch as a neutral the most
>Put all the team's names in a RANDOM.org randomizer
>Whichever team you get, look up the club history/players/famous players and learn that shit, G
>Make sure you learn everything
>Start supporting
>???
>Profit

The Fulham Football Club is always a good place to start!

>>65117805
/thread

>>65117805
college basketball and battlebots are the only watchable sports without following a team without dying of boredom

Epl team
Don't want to root for a meme team, like the Seahawks equivalent in soccer.
Relevant enough for a fan base here
Not so popular that it's full of bandwagoners
Good enough to compete at the highest level

Any teams like that?

>>65117882

I disagree. Soccer is the one sport that I can turn on and watch pretty much any game as long as it's one of the larger leagues/competitions.

>>65117882
I have a good time watching any NFL team that is not tanking

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>>65117769
>idk who to root for...
The one that doesn't flop.

>>65117882
If you need some sort of incentive to watch a sport, - such as having the illusion of being rewarded because a team you picked won a match - you shouldn't be watching the sport in the first place, it's not for your tastes.

>>65117926

Tottenham

>>65117926
Spurs is the classic American team to such a degree that it'd be a cliche but they do fit that criteria perfectly

>>65117926
arsenal

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>>65117992

>American
>isn't already bandwaggoning Lesta

??????

>>65117926
Liverpool, same guy who owns the Red Sox owns them

>>65117926
liverpool

>>65117769
One of the Spain ones.

>>65118109
>>65118149
But Liverpoop are the English equivalent of the Seahawks

>>65118941
No, that would be Chelsea.

>>65117926
West Brom

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>an actual flowchart

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>>65117769

Got a flowchart for you f.a.m., glad I could help.

>>65119073
Except legacy support inherited from a family member, if they're not a local / national team why would you have any loyalty to any of them?

>>65117982
this

sport > league > team > player

>>65119286
>muh legacy
Bro, supporting a team won't make your weenie bigger, no matter if you own a team, you were born on it's stadium or you are a plastic fan.

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Just bandwagon Leicester like every other yank on spee

>>65119286
>>65119338
Yup, >muh heritage is the most pathetic argument I've ever heard

If you support a team where your family comes from that's fine. But if you support a team that your dad bandwagonned, just because he bandwagonned it, then that's just fucking stupid.

>>65119387
Then start telling people "chat shit get banged" and laugh at their bemused expressions

>>65117769
Do you have any English mates?
>support their team
Have an Anglo Saxon name?
>find out where it originated, support their team
Does your city have a sister city?
>support their team
Are you brown or slanty-eyed?
>Man U.
Are you a typical bandwagoning tosser?
>Arsenal or Leicester

And I don't even watch soccer.

I like the Seahawks, which club is the Seahawks of Europe?

>>65117882
>battlebots
>sport
my fucking sides

>>65117769

watch the epl, bundesliga, la liga, and serie a to get a good idea of what you are watching. then see if there is any team you like

>>65117882
>college basketball
Look at him and laugh.

>>65118941

no liverpool are the cowboys

>>65119440

Man city or chelsea

>>65121364

He's right. March Madness is nuts to watch

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>he doesn't browse spee on hard mode by following Liverpool
>he will never be universally despised on a cantonese dog woking board
>he will never know that liverpool feel
>he will never know what its like to be let down every single season

why live?

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Consider the following:

AC Milan: The first one, a good history but they're kinda mediocre now. the Dallas Cowboys of Soccer. maybe something will gonna change when a new billionaire owner buys them.

Real Madrid and Barcelona: two and three respectively, most rich and successful teams of all time until the present days. squads full of international stars, huge fan base and both of them always reaches at least the semi-finals of the continental championship.

Bayern: the fifth one, dominant, rich, full of home-made german stars and along with Madrid and Barcelona it's one of the giants that always reaches the semi-finals.

Liverpool: the sixth one, five times continental champion (still a record in england), huge fanbase, rich, etc. same problem of Milan, today it's a regular power.

got me thinking OP, I'm gonna make one

>>65121643
>that flag
>this sport
>bandwagonning a team he has no connection with
opinion disregarded
>>65121864
>"soccer"
opinion disregarded

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>>65117769

>>65117926
>epl team
good goy

>>65122231
actually pretty good. nur die sge

>>65117769
I picked the team with the name I liked the best.

-Bandwagonner tier
Man City (EPL)
Man U (EPL)
Chelsea (EPL)
Barcelona (La liga)
Real Madrid (La liga)
Bayern Munich (Bundesliga)
Juventus (Serie A)
America (Liga MX)
Tigres (Liga MX)

-Decent tier
Tottenham (EPL)
Everton (EPL)
Sevilla (La liga)
Valencia (La liga)
Borussia Dortmund (Bundesliga)
Inter (Serie A)
Milan (Serie A)
Santos (Liga MX)

-Patrician tier
Lesta

-Fucking kill yourself fag tier
Liverpoop
Arselel

-Hispster faggot tier
Evertything else in the EPL
Atletico de Madrid (La liga)
Borussia Dortmund (Bundesliga)
Roma (Serie A)

If we're going by
>muh heritage
Then it's any one of Italy, Ireland or Poland

>>65117882
exposure to college "sports" causes cancer.

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>>65121987
kill yourself, pretentious cunt

>>65119073
>>65117982
>>65117805

This Hue knows what he speaks

who are the raiders of the EPL