ABU Bunker #lostcount

cum cum in bum bum

>>65116097
>55 millions pounds
>For a shit iheanacho

I want to know why

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who /ABU/ here?

His philosophy is outdated

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TyZTsdPMEt

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Louis van Gaal at Old Trafford vs. Southampton:
>0-1 Southampton
>0-1 Southampton

>27 years unbeaten before him.

cum cum in bum bum

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>United had no shots on target in the final 83 minutes of the match, and in the box they only had one off target shot in the whole match.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO desu

>>65116097
Howard Nurse tweeted that he'll be gone

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Enjoy the wine and the mince pie.

THEY WERE SAYING BOOOOOOuis VAN GAAL.

>>65116143
here lad

wake me up inside

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>it's a cum cum in bum bum thread

>>65116184
jej

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>>65116143
Reporting lad

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did someone say cum cum in bum bum?

5 pts behind Tottenham is utter shit. 10 pts behind Leicester too. CL's gonna be tough.

HE PUT SMALLING UP FRONT
PUT HIS ATTACKING PLAYERS OUT WIDE

AAAHHHH

>>65116158
Jesus that really is atrocious.

I did warn you.
I warned you about both LVG and Memefish.

>>65116225
Im surprised we're still in 5th

we've been relegation tier for months now

>van gaal might stay until the end of this season so they can replace him with guardiola after
nothing but suffering until the end of time

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It's ok, I can feel Simeone and Lewandoski coming, we'll stop trying to emulate meme madrid or uefalona, will be again, Manchester United.

Attention whoring faggot making this again for his irrelevant team.

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>tfw you wake up and there's cum cum in bum bum

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he has to go now
no banter no debate
sack the old cunt

>>65116240
This wtf

ok ok I'll reveal his philosophy

it's
a
b
u

At least you got depay instead of firmino

>>65116146
Oi, don't you claim my BOOOUUUUUUUU ©

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>>65116225
They wont make top 4.

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>>65116225
>no Chelsea, Liverpool or United in the CL next season

Poch is unironically the best choice for United

Splash out on Kane too

>>65116300
No you madman, this is why Utd are shit.
>buy players from other clubs
>ruin them beyond repair
>repeat til 300m is burned

Fucking fuckity fuckfuck

>KEEPING ON LINGARD
>NO PLAYER MARKING AUSTIN NEAR 5 YARD BOX I MEAN WOW[PLAYERS FAULT]
JUST ALL ROUND SHIT CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER A CHANCE
DIDNT EVEN TEST FORSTER

LVG NEEDS TO GET SACKED NOW
THE PLAYERS CLEARLY DONT GIVE A SHIT FOR HIS TACTICS

>>65116281
Look at how many goals the top 4 have scored compared to Man Utd.

>>65116321
>ruin them beyond repair

Because of LVG

Who /wantsPellegrini/ here?

>>65116281
Spurs won't make top 4

>pooney
>manchesturd poonited
>van laal

kek
Kek
K E K

Woodward is afraid to fire him because that means he fucked up and he doesn't want to admit that. He needs to go ASAP though

>>65116357
i'll shoot in your mother's box, m8

United will never be good again
All Ferguson

KEK

>>65112615

>>65116267
wew lad got any more
how old is she

>mfw redcafe bought into his delusional claim that manchester united was aiming for the title

ENJOY SEVENTH PLACE AGAIN KEKS

>>65116281
genuinely surprised at spurs' GD

should've been sacked two months ago

once you're that bad there's no way the manager will turn it around.

Once again Spurs getting a late win
Pochettino getting rid of their choking mentality

If Pep isn't coming at the end of the season then I despair

wtf do we do?

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Today is a good day to be ABU

>>65116281
>united have scored one more goal than watford

>>65116423
mourinho

for all his cons, he can at least win some fucking games

>Liverpool is just 3 points off

How does this make you feel, lads?

>>65116434
he couldn't win games with a squad thrice as good as united's

>>65116423
Hire Rafael Benitez

I think you lot a being kneejerk here. Van Gaal out? It's still January for fuck's sake, grow a spine and have some belief in our manager.

>>65116434
He's fucking lost it. Gone totally batshit crazy. Also even if he does win us something he will leave us in a mess and lingard, borthwick-jackson, mcnair, wilson will all just be ignored

>>65116457
LOOOOOOOOOL

>>65116457
abu please

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no disrespect to southampton but this was koemans cup final

How does it feel knowing you're doomed to be a mid table club for the next 10 years while Liverpool dominate under Klopp?

Van Lel new Brendan Rodgers?

>>65116481
Reminder you unironically lost to LVG 4 times.

>>65116434
Pochetino will play youth and have attacking football

>>65116480
why are they so greasy? does british women drink this much?

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I find it funny how earlier today Manure shitters made fun of Liverpoo for conceding from corners all game long, then lost their own match due to a corner.

>>65116493
>Implying you didn't just lose to southampton who we beat 6-1
>SIX - ONE

>>65116448
it's really saying more about Liverpool and all the teams below United
they have been consistently shit for the whole season and are still fifth. Liverpool even lost two times against van laal. it's mind-boggling how this team is not in Chelsea's position right now and I literally cannot explain how this shit an attack came up with that many points

>>65116458
>implying any of those players will amount to anything.

kek the 'united way' is just as asinine as van gaal's filosofie

United are done
Liverpool have been done for a while
Chelsea are done
City are ridiculously mediocre.
Arsenal are England's only hope but continue to get BTFO in the CL
The rest are literal filler teams.

Tell me again how the Premier League is the best in the world?

>>65116480
Would be poetic if he got van Gaal sacked over this. They despise each other.

Fuck this, gonna flirt with some underage slags on snapchat

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>>65116143
BEST DAY OF THE YEAR SO FAR LA

Did Untied seriously not have a shot on target until the 90th minute?

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Anyone else like the look of le run like a retard man? He's been great.

>>65116549
chatting shit

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65116509
lvg 4 Liverpool 0

lmao

https://twitter.com/adammuldoon1/status/690946851533647873

>>65116584
funny how butthurt they're getting, they finally get the chance to let it all out now

>>65116584
MAD AS FUCK

>>65116583
-is van gaal

>expecting the catalog to be full meme mode
>its only a handful of laughing at manure threads

is manure literally finished or /sp/ is dead?

>Ato.SavedByGrace @king194u 2m2 minutes ago

>Fellaini must taken to Guantanamo
>Lingard sold into slavery
>Loser van Gaal, ISIS must kidnap him & his family #CitiSports

twitter is really nice

>>65116655
more of the latter than the former

>>65116655
/sp/ has been dead for the good part of two years now m9

>>65116655
it's been like that for ages now

generals killed /sp/

I did warn you, he hasn't achieved anything relevant in 21 years

>>65116710
Yeah this, and they ruin other boards too. G00k needs to ban them.

>>65116655
literally left /sp/ for /tv/

>>65116710
>generals killed spee
I bet you think janny didn't have a hand in it either pal

>>65116526
Lingard is pretty good though.

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>>65116097

van Gaal did good with our national team. But you have to understand, his tactics are boring as fuck and the players he bought this season are not the right players.

>>65116803
NEW

Van lel is obviously the biggest abu out there

Funny how the board will wait until this window closes before they inevitably come to terms with the fact that they must sack Lang Baal.

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I heard you guys need a new manager...

>>65117076
Why is this cunt being linked to Man Utd?

>>65117076
>chilindios are so deluded that they think winning shitty copa america makes you a managerial candidates for top clubs

Jajaja

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>>65116740
This, to be honest.

Going to see Natalie Bennet this week. Give me some questions for the Q&A session.

>>65117076
>Sampaoli being relevant

Chile pls

>>65117162
i like the /tv/ thread where they complain about black people

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>>65117076