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Perfect accy edition

Previous thread: >>65083808

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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>gambling
>not just laying huge amounts on political candidates who aren't even running
I've got every saving on Joe Biden to not be the next president, going to be UAC
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1st for >dutch tips
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Penny punting soccerway slugs OUT
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need gijon goal like AIR
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>>65097890
fuck the keeper with the meme save
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>>65097851
>cavs fired their head coach

cleveland LARGE
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>pats -3
>panthers -3
>panthers/cards over

>free money #2bh
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>>65097934
>panthers -3

but thats wrong?
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>>65097934
this + broncos/pats unders just wins
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Can you guys use your meme bet magic so Aberdeen scores one more goal?
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>>65097934

>not taking favorites and overs on both in a 4 leg parlay

Scared money doesn't win money.
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>>65097890
FUCK YES

UP THE BIGGEST CUNT
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555555555
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boom
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>Uni making a thread

Reminds me of old times
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James Mckeown I'm down 80k
Like · Reply · 1 · 15 mins
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>>65098019
and >dutch tips are back in full force as well, feels like it's 2013 again
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>>65098051
utter utter
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>>65098075
The end comes in 2016.
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>>65098051
how the fuck. everyone in /bet/ found some sort of train today it looks. Lincoln and Gijon were cash today
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>>65098051

Quality.

Just imagine how much his followers are down overall too.
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>>65098100
>Gijon
>train

Begone slug.
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>>65098143
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the scottish fix is real, r-right guys?
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>>65098051
J U D G E

A F U C K E N B A D J U D G E
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>>65098143
>o 2.5 @ 1.83
>o 3.5@ 2.10
>o 4.5@ 2.6

for a team that scored twice in the first ten minutes and dominated attacking chances
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>>65098175

Anyone who thinks they could find public info on a fix online and still be able to bet on it, is a retard.

And this is a TV Scottish Premiership match. Honestly, do you have an extra set of chromosomes?
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>>65097871
bird

>>65097890
worm

>>65097914
worm

>>65097934
worm

>>65097961
worm

>>65097965
worm

>>65097966
worm

>>65097971
worm

>>65098100
worm

>>65098143
bird

>>65098175
worm

>>65098199
worm

>>65098206
bird

SHOCKING worm/bird ratio so far
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>>65098219
what's the bet
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>>65098219
look at you
now look at us

all my niggas up a cunt
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>>65098219
>tfw bird

thanks man
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>>65098241
Guarantee I'm up probably 10x as much as you today

>>65098228
Far too many potentials to mention tomorrow
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>>65098206
There's been televised fixes mate. Also I was just on the "fix" ironically
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Fram game is fixed for 3-3, I dreamt it last night
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>>65098276
pmsl at people who think televised games can't be fixed
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>>65098269
isn't a bird a derogatory term for a woman over there?
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>>65098433
>derogatory
Not really but otherwise yes
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>>65098426

This is proof you are retarded.

Man scores goal. OMG FIX
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>>65098426
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>>65098452
Well like broad is here. It's not really offensive but it isn't polite.
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>>65098452
birds don't like being called birds
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>>65098482
>like broad is here
How do you have the internet in the the 1930s?
But yeah thats a fair description
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>>65098470
imagine being this clueless
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>>65098504
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>>65098504
Calm down Paul
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>>65098519
Sure lid

posted two more here btw
>>65098388
>>65098541
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chasing off elements, whats the bet lids?
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>>65098517

When something like this happens... Surely everyone realizes there's a fix in the game. I'd imagine keeper would be facing serious consequences, no?
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>>65098219

Look at you lad. You think you're so shrewd
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Down insane yet again, given up hope on breaking even this month. Feet beyond numb.
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>>65098504
the rest look suspicious. what am I missing here?
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>>65098685
follow your heart.
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I know this will be
>apehoop

but the Clippers -2.5 against the Knicks is @1.951

3 points really isn't a big margin to cover

Clippers are a far better team and they rested their starters a ton towards the end of last night's game when it got out of reach.

Also, reminder that GSW play tonight. They have been money all season on inplay things like quarter moneylines and 2nd half spread.
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>>65098698
Watch the GK in the first part of the webm.
Literally appeals for the pen and celebrates when its awarded.
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MUH FAST MOVING LINES
MUH EASY INPLAY
MUH GSW
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>>65098875
I thought he was exasperated at his defender for committing such a blatant foul. Hands in the air like what the fuck are you doing
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>>65098875
he is insinuating it's a dive friendo
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First monthly lump on Hillary, £250 every month until November so I can have a nice amount to spend on Christmas presents for mum, the woman is an absolute saint at reminding me to check the skedge each day so she deserves something nice.
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>>65098880
MUH ANGRY VIRGIN BRITANON
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>>65098940
I really REALLY wouldn't bet on politics that you know nothing about. All the black and young voters that voted for Obama are for Bernie. Support for Hilary was already shaky before she got BTFO for covering up emails that proved she knew about Benghazi before it happened. All the Republicans hate the woman and would vote for Trump over her.
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>>65098940
shrewd. Ignore the worms.
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>>65098984
>that you know nothing about

Listen here slug, I know American politics and I can tell you with absolute certainty that this is a gift. I even took a US politics module at AS Level. I'm not sure what kind of clueless idiot is laying her at this price but I'm happy to take all their not-so-hard earned wages from them. I guarantee I'm going to have to put on much more than £250 a month once that price crashes.
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>>65099045
Would LOVE to have a pint with you. What's your poison?
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>>65099111
Half cokes only. Meet at Aspers at the Gate, I'll be the one in the yellow shirt.
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>>65099135
I've never seen so many memes in one post
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>>65099045
>US politics module at AS Level
Pol Sci Bsc get at me.

Trump HAS NO CHANCE.
Hilary has this in the bag.
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DREAD to think how many birds J West is going to flirt with tonight. Bet he's got an ARRAY of chat up lines about dry January in his locker.
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>>65096254

Was at the game too lid, where were you sitting? Shame the fix didn't come in boys
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oi
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>>65099439
What cunt?
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>>65099454
watch your mouth bender

what's the bet
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>>65099477
It was victoria for addicts after the 2 reds
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>>65098940
desu she's a steal at that price, the establishment wills it

Trump will become republican candidate but won't get elected, Bernie will come tantalizingly close to winning but be shut out by feminists and those dedicated to the party

desu democrat win @1.66 is an absolute lock, republicans are all clueless and there's no way that Trump (now the favourite according to bookies) goes all the way
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>>65099657
>she's a steal at that price

bird

>Trump will become republican candidate

worm
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>>65099657
Feminists love Bernie more than Hillary
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>>65099714
pmsl
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somehow grabbed a bauru -1.5 that lasted like 5 seconds wew
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>>65099732
They do actually, the ordinary woman with no idea about voting records and their campaigning history would probably vote for her by virtue of her having a vagina but feminists love Bernie for being all about equal pay and shit for decades.
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>>65099714
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jynxed it so hard
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>>65099683
45% chance it's Trump, 35% its Rubio, 20% anybody else imo

Trump has been getting too much attention for too long now to disappear; he's lasting so well as a meme that he might just make it all the way to nomination, and I think he will, especially since he's so good at manipulating people and turning his supporters against other candidates.

>>65099714
Some do (mostly arts students) but most woman just vote for Hilary (STEM students) for being a woman.

Politically active, intelligent feminists, sure. Lazy fat Tumblr feminists, no way.
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>>65099779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTv_FH8XyK0
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Need New Zealand goals like air
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bauru so good
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What bets are on tonight I'm going out


BUT I WANT TO PUT DSOME BETS PN
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>>65100157

Euan go home, you're drunk
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>>65100168
I'm Hassan m9 Euan sucks dick
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>>65100285
>hassan

state of that
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>>65100002
>On u162.5
Hold
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>>65100325
I avoid o/u like the plague
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penny punting student friend wants to start doing it properly. the problem is that his bankroll probably won't be higher than £100, what unit size should I tell him to use?

was thinking:

£2- small
£5- medium
£7- large
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>>65100397
with 2 pound stakes you'll never grow, but it's good to start with that so you can track your progress in a spreadsheet without destroying your bank
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>>65100309
>Implying you haven't been enjoying my banter with a paki twister for years
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>>65100397
£50
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>>65100423
you suggest maybe upping the stakes to:

£5 small
£7 med
£10 large
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>>65100397
I would be aggressive, if he's following a half decent tipster something like
10 - small
20 - medium
50 - large

Hopefully go on a run and could have a 500 quid roll in a month. Bankroll management is important but when starting with such a small roll you shouldn't stick to such low percentages, you may go on a good run and have little to show for it.
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>>65100486
5% of your roll for a small is the recipe for disaster, stick to the baby stakes for now, see how you go and if you get a decent p/l up it
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>>65100499
It's only 100 quid. You'll learn more going bust a couple of times trying to run up a decent roll then you would making a couple of tenners a week.
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>>65100397
Started with a 100 myself.

>>65100494
This is the best way of managing it. Would never have my small be lower than 10. In the period March-November it's very easy to build your roll back up if you happen to lose a 100 quid.
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>>65100565
Definitely not lad. Go on a bad streak and you're broke, and definitely put off betting. Just get as many bets as you can under your belt and you'll learn it pretty quickly and get more confident in your staking
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>>65100591
pmsl, tears at this pussyman
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>tfw student slug that started with £100
>September-December last year make it up to £2000
>lose pretty much all of it earlier this month by going on a huge losing streak with only 4 wins / 30 on about evens when I started half-chasing losses
l-learning experience right
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>New Zealand -6
Max comfy
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>>65100701
In what?
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Any tips for tonight lads? Tennis is looking good. Murray Stan to win. Steve Johnson deserves a cheeky fiver.
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Brasil SUCH a fraud
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>>65100748
U20 hockey. Won 12-1
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My god they're going to win just by 1
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Holy shit

So much air

Not betting again today, fuck local basketball, UAC
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>>65097871
is this /shrewd/
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>>65100964
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>>65100802
That's what you get for betting on us.
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Who /clips/ here
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17 half cokes in lads, give me a monumental bet
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>>65101020
so shrewd
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>>65101020

Place it then
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>market closes when about to bet
man I'm an addict
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>>65101043
Not till late but Zhang over let checkout 2.3
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>>65101100
Lepchenko lol *
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>>65101043
Hume City 0.0
Pascoe with a young bench and Hume City have recruited well. Game is also played at Hume's usual ground even though they're listed as away.
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Night lids, praying I can feel my feet tomorrow, pretty concerned desu x
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>>65101135
Shrewd dreams lid
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>>65101069
have done now

going to be up BRAINS
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>>65098940

lol Hillary as president.

Donald Trump as president was a better bet. Trump is not a loser.

Wait until their debates. It will be great.
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I'm on Larreborges +22.5 but I just know I'll be shaking all night

Larre only lost by 20 once, the other blowouts hover around 15. Goes never won by 20, max win was by 18 against a team they hate

At worst it's a coinflip, I'm pretty sure it's value @1.86
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>>65101034
Here, with o208 and Northern Illinois -1.5
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Been out shagging since 9pm. Missed anything good?

What was the final score in the Gibraltar game?
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>>65101253
13-0
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>>65101271

Did people make much? Line was still quite big at HT iirc. Was expecting them to stop scoring based on my recent form so didnt get on :(
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>>65101290
I was on -4.75 HUGE at 25mins so cashed that out at 6-0 and slammed on every overs line, made about £600
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>>65101305
Bubblegum babby?
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>>65101305

Nice one mate.
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Will be up an absolute cunt if Clips can cover.
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Fucking Jewvada showing false score/time in the live betting section. Luckily I still won but I feel cheated.
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Lopez odds seem high no? Anything can happen in tiebreaker and isner is def not gonna break him
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Can't imagine living in a world where Chicago +12.5 loses
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>>65101119
down ffs
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>>65101794
>tfw got on at +7.5 thinking it was a steal

T-they'll come back right?
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>>65101794
On with you. Also got on Houston ML at a generous 1.9 when it was tied. Both should even out.
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>>65101119
pmsl
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>>65101880
Not if they keep playing like that
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I am a football man, I am a soccer fan. I came to see Lineker with the rest of the world.
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Holy shit, got on +22.5, lost by 22

Got on -1.5, won by 2 with a missed free throw in the last play

Just too much sweat today. Said I wasn't going to bet again, went medium and won by half a point again

God bless
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>>65102271
thanks mate
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>>65102197

Asia, North America or based Mina tonight?
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>>65102488
mina
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>>65101100
What the fuck does that mean (same guy)
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If the Rockets can stop the spaghetti and beat a shit side, I will be truly up a cunt. As is, I'll be 3 for 4 tonight. I'd much rather not lose anything
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>>65102621
Dont forget the Warriors quarter lines
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>>65102595
Zhang over lepchenko lol autocorrect fucked it up
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>>65102732
I'll be out dancing with my fiancé, gonna miss that eternal gravy train. I know you're being sarcastic but they meme so hard every game.
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>>65102853
Was serious t b h
>tfw snowed in
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>>65102888
>tfw deep south and still got a little snow today

Was weird. I'm absolutely up a fucking cunt today and it has been great.
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>>65101880
>>65101896
Never in doubt senpai
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>>65102959
Tears to the +7.5 backer
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>>65103001
kek
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can someone post the Jwest screencap with the %'s etc?
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>>65103334
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>>65103357

cheers lid
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>>65098940
I backed Donald Trump @7 back in November, I'm going to hedge as soon as the Dem nominee is confirmed.
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Steph Curry is a savage
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>>65104380
>tfw wanted to get on Curry over 6.5 assists but was too late
>he's already got 9 at half time
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Cumberland United and Modbury both 2 up and still on a +.
365 clueless
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Cumberland United +0.25 is a legit large/special stake. Dominating the game, 2-0 up and STILL on a +
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On Modbury, Cumberland not offered
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>>65104520
can't find this anywhere
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>>65104733
365, willhill, Marathonbet, 10bet, probably a few others.
Obviously won't all necessarily offer you +0.25 but can imagine there will be something decent you can bet.
Cumberland just gone 3-0 up,
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>>65104758
not offered on my 365, only the modbury game on willhill and shit markets, don't have accounts with the others.

tears at me
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Bone breaking amounts on Cumberland -2
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Modbury been getting rekt ever since I bet starting to shake
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Its just a friendly let it go you freaks
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DEAD
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Cumberland comfy as fuck.
UAC
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>>65105668
>the only bet I placed was Cumberland to score a 6th

REEEEE
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Predictions for Liverpool V Norwich?
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>>65106026
livo to rape desu
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What should I spend it on lads?
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>>65106357
Re-pay the loan of 2k you took out to make it
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>>65106357
cocaine and hookers.
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>>65106415
Sure thing bud ;)
>>65106417
Hookers are -ev though
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>tfw checking all those comfy hostels for my next month in paraguay
man this feels so nice, will probably pick two or three different ones
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>>65106475
>Gets raped by Muslims

Sleep with your ass to the wall, son.
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>>65106453
just coke then :^)
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>>65106498
Dude walking through favelas, druggies, thieves is part of my job, what kind of people do you think watch football here? If I didn't get stabbed covering fucking Cerrito against Basañez or some shit like that I doubt anything would happen to me in foreign lands.

Also there's no muslims here
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Millman WILL beat Tomic
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how do american football odds work?
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>>65106632
what do you mean?
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whats money line and total points?
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>>65106670
money line = win

total points = the total points scored by both teams.
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Reminder that Overs in the Ayy-League is free money
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>>65106737
Especially with central coast playing
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>>65106903
that mistake kek
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Storm Roux confirmed for having a decisions of 1 in FM
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>>65107061
does /bet/ community overlap with other generals?
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Why aren't the aussies scoring more? Getting sweaty.
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>>65107229
I would think so, but I don't go into other generals. I do occasionally go into game threads and that's it
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Australia to win @ 1.72 lads?

India's batting is incredibly fragile but >our bowling is incredibly shit.
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>>65107443

keeps going up, going to sit on it for awhile
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Anas coach just died on the court so she will definitely retire and give up the match. She was up a set. Will the the bookies still award this as a win for keys though?
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>>65101872
>>65101947
I made the whole thing up
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>got on sousa to win 2nd set @ 2.38 instead of 6.00 after he got the break
zzz
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DNB odds for the JPL looking pretty good for tonight, especially Genk and Lokeren.
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>>65107471
Reports are he collapsed outside and is now in the hospital. He is also Murray's father in law. I don't think the news has passed on to Andy, although he's gone to the shits now. Went small on Keys as the match will resume in 10 minutes.
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>>65107617
2/10 made me check
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Fug is Keys a large
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>>65107731

No, she's going to lose in straights
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W S W
S
W
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Cmon keys
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PSG and Barcelona are pretty much free money.
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>>65108193
ikr, putting my wife's sons ps4 on it
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>>65108193

Triple with PSG, Barcelona and Celtic

Double yo money fools.
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>>65108237
on this train

MAXBET MAXBET MAXBET
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>>65108299
It genuinely wins though
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>>65108340
it does t b h, some anon was joking about the Tottenham, Juventus + Barca triple midweek that won
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>>65108355
That was me
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Watford vs Newcastle
Newcastle to win are 4.3 - seems like a big price no ?
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>>65108237
[–]Stu_Hibachi 2 points 3 hours ago
Celtic - 1.25 Barcelona - 1.40 PSG - 1.20
Combined - 2.10
Nice little money doubler
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Man Utd v Southampton
Man Utd @ 1.91

Middlesbrough v Nottingham Forest
Middlesbrough @ 1.70

Sheff Utd v Swindon
Sheff Utd @ 1.70


Treble is paying 5.52
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On Flora +1.5 on a LARGE they are much further ahead in preparations than Norrköping who are overvalued because of last seasons results
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>>65108392
no, Newcastle are a horribly inconsistent team. Watford have already beat Newcastle twice this season too
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>Millman +6.5
bookies smoking crack again
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Tears if you didn't get on Keys after the lengthy delay.
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>>65108508
Are you the real Swede with the big role in an upcoming musical?
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Based keys
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Is there any reason to believe that Real won't thump Betis?
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Are united unders still a thing?
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>>65108621
Starring in a locals only edition of Mama Mia this spring going to be amazing. Are you the bloke with the half coke?
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Who /Zhang/ here
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>>65108705
Zhang when you're winning!
You only Zhang when you're winning!
Zhang when you're wiiiinning
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>>65108299
Also on this.

Lads, are Galatasaray good value to win away at Osmanlispor at 29/20 or am I missing something? Osmanlispor have been utter shite at home
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E U A N
U
A
N
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too many games
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How was the night out lads? Do any shagging?
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>>65108777
I don't claim to be an expert, but Osmanlispor has the worst home form in the league. Only 4 points in 8 games (1 win, 1 draw and 6 defeats).
On the surface atleast this looks like a great bet.
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>>65108777
Maybe if you speak so we can understand with decimal odds we could reply
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>>65108861
>I don't claim to be an expert
I dont think anyone was going to think that after your analysis.
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>>65108878
2.45 you thick prick
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>>65108861
>reddit bets

I know, but still looks decent.
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>>65108884
he literally said he isn't an expert and that "on the surface" it's a decent bet.

I guess you didnt get any last night lid, you seem a little on edge
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>>65108884
>>65108894
literally the response on reddit to the same question
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>not on the austrian friendly
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>>65108913
value's gone
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>>65108897
Please educate yourself on how betting works.

>>65108902
Oh. Baited etc.
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Get pm HauPa to score next lads, rball looks decent.
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>>65108861
>>65108884
Either way, Gala's recent form has been decent while Osmanlispor's has been bad. This seems like decent value.
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is it worth it
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multiple leg bet.
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>>65108960
"no"
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>>65108941
On this, spent 3 hours looking at Finnish cup last night. HauPa signed a guy who has played for Astana, Bodo/Glimt, FK DAC and Oulu
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>>65108994
i did gud ^.^
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Zhang such a comfy win
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Is there anything worse than a team with a dangerous attack, betting suspends, think your gonna win, only for betting to re-open.
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>>65108960
let me work it
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>>65108994
Big boys must have got wind of it, prices just got slashed and now HauPa are easily the favs. My babby stakes ;_;
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>Huginn/Hottur/Leiknir

What is this black sorcery?
>>
get on Haupa guys
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>>65109075
Been smashed mate
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>>65109108
MORE
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>>65109108
no idea why I only got on small

probably because it's literally an rball babby bet, but still
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>>65109151
EUAN approved mate, it's a lock
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>>65109038
I got my 2nd stake rejected then odds changed because literally every desperate tipping group there is posted it to over 1000 people.
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Need one before HT like AIR
>>
Now its smacked
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Should probably get on soPa t b h
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>>65109075
Well done mate, only posted 15 mins earlier, grats.
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>>65109234
sorry, didn't read the thread

I-I only wanted to help
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Mixed multiple leg bet in the top league of Italy.
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>>65109276
try reddit, they'll treat you like a king
>>
>>65109276
Need france tips like air
>>
>>65108463
anyone ?
>>
Haupa are never going to score in our lifetimes ;_;
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small on liverpool, if lose or draw the tenner is worth the memes this board will be filled with
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>Missed both of Euan's tips

Need DACuary to end desu
>>
>>65109626
They LITERALLY get sent to your phone. How can you miss them?
>>
>>65109626
>being DAC in the month of a Grand Slam
only yourself to blame
>>
>>65108508
;_;
>>
>>65108508
Seething
>>
>>65109644
Gym, left phone at locker
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ez money on Mbokani to score
>>
Norwich +
>>
So Euan is on tipstertube but doesn't tip on twitter now?
>>
Cant someone explain to me why the Sopa keeper isn't playing at a higher level?
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haha HauPa aren't going to score lol
>>
BASI
O
O
M
S
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Hello bet, I need your advice I'm no troll or anything, I am a pretty poor guy but I got £300 all I want is to turn it in around £2000 for braces, can you show me the way please?
>>
Down insane on HauPa
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>>65109948
Quite frankly ridiculous.

>>65109915
Apparently they hired Neuer on a one game contract so they could make it to the next round of the cup.
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>>65109960
All on barca, free £150
>>
DACUARY STRIKES AGAIN
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Hahahahahahhaha gagagshafsahaghgagghhhhagghhhhfag
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zzzzz
Staked SW. Tipped +0.25. Went to stake +0.25. Susp. Went to stake 0.0. Susp. Settled with -0.25.
SW and -0.25 lose. Down on a game I should be up.
>>
>b-but muh obscure hipster leagues
>>
Stupid stuff.
>>
>>65109806
WIZARD
>>
>only on +0.25 with no rebacks
wew
>>
Btts in Pool
EEEAAAAAASSSEEEE
>>
>missing the fix
>>
>>65110388
>aftertiming the fix
>>
>>65110492
>being this clueless

Still time to get on you utter cretin
>>
>>65110115
Thank you kind anon, what do you think about betting to win on Tottenham and Burton Albion also? In accumulator or separately?
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>>65109845
EASSSEEE
>>
>liverpool throwing

hope valve bans them
>>
>people unironically bet on liverpool
>>
>>65110571
to be honest you could just go all-in with your money in every bet and only need to make like three-four bets to reach your goal.

OR you could do the grind and bet on safer matches or where you have an advantage
>>
>>65110735
This, don't be silly braces man
>>
>>65109960
Tripping because I'm on FIRE atm
>>
>>65110735
>>65110773
I am more willing to grind and don't risk it all in thank you! Should I go like £5-10 for 1.20 odd matches every day? Also how do you guys find the fixed matches?
>>
>>65110858
For fixed matches you have to follow Greek or Turkish and random smaller leagues. Its not really worth it, just look around the internet for tips.
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>>65110928
Can't ever remember a fixed league/cup match in Turkey that was for money and not points but there's been plenty of fixed friendlies there
>>
>Psv women scoring as i was staking
>>
THE FIX IS IN TEARS IF YOU WERENT ON
>>
>>65110699
Wew
>>
>>65110928
Thank you! Should I go for any sport as long as I see safe odds or just stick to soccer and maybe tennis and basketball?
>>
Anything weird about those lumps in U21?
>>
>>65111044
Don't bet on stuff you know nothing about. Thats just giving your money to the bookies over the long term. I would start really small stakes, with a $1 bets until you get more experience. I regret the stupid bets I made when I first started.
>>
>>65110699
Big boy gonna get even bigger after a meal at KFC
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>>65111157
>gambling for any other reason than >fun
>>
>South Korea perma suspended
>>
Nice bit of fixing from Moreno there.
>>
>>65111097
Thank you I will start a bet365 acc with £50 and will make small and safe bets like you suggested, I will post again soon with good news hopefully
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>>65110699
>unironically betting $1 THEN cashing out
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code red code red code red
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Any tips in the lower leagues?
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>>65111419
>Trusting norwich to hold a lead
>they just blew a 3-1 lead.
>>
>bet £25 on liverpool to win
>cashed in at 3-1 for £.10

silly me xP
>>
Need Wolves to hold on

Bet £100 on them to win +1
>>
>>65111582
please be bait. no one is that stupid.
>>
Celtic -2
Spurs SW
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>>65111355
DO MATCHED BETTING.
You can make over 2 grand easy if you have the bankroll plus its risk free.
>>65111632
Same lad, got on Liverpool to win at 5.5 though
>>
LIVERPOOOOL

LIVERPOOOOOOOL
>>
How can two teams be so bad at defending?
>>
probably last chance to reback overs
>>
/bet/ has become so shit these days
>>
>>65112139
tears
>>
>>65112139
How much did you lose
>>
>>65112139
why? less le epin pga gossip?
>>
>>65112179
Everything i've touched has won so far
>>
LIVERPOOOOL

LIVERPOOOOOOOL
>>
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i planned it
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Holy shit LIVERPOOL GOAT!!!!!
>>
>>65112192

PGA only gets brought up when something funny happens or there's a really good tip although tipperleaks seems to have died. So basically you're getting the best of group people pay £25 a month for for free, don't see why people still complain about this
>>
>>65112347
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
>>65112347
you lucky lucky boy lol
>>
>>65112397
I know the guy whos twitter it was, Mackers paid tipperleaks 1k to stop posting.
>>
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T-thanks Paddypower
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>he wasn't on o8.5

check my slip nerds
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Cardiff doing the business again
>>
Any tips on the upcoming Premier matches?
>>
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>>65112347
>That stake for £20 profit
lel get shrewd lad
>>
Liverpool surreal hup
>>
>>65112631
United Unders
City SW
Spuds SW
Stoke +
Watford o2.5
sunderland btts
@45
>>
No one matched my 1.7 on The New One :(
>>
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Am i dreaming?

90th minute Was going to hedge my $400 @ 2.82 liverpool bet with $100 for a draw @ 15.00 - phone goes dead as i was on 2% battery. I quickly run to charge it, phone reloads. See that score is now 4-4 literally. I throw my fucking phone at the wall, lay down on ground looking at ceiling contemplating drinking bleach. Hear alert tone from phone go to check - LIVERPOOL FUCKING SCORES!!! LITERALLY On my way to a brothel RN - have a good one lads
>>
>>65112540
Had me fooled but then I noticed the pound sign coming after the number. Sure give away of it being fake
>>
K O L N
O
L
N
>>
BARCA @1.55
I REPEAT BARCA @1.55 THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
>>
>>65112943
£100 on for a free £55 tbqh
>>
>>65113014
pmsl too easy
>>
>missed barca @1.5

:(
>>
>weekend/bet/
>>
>>65113085
O2,5 was 1.75 this morning too.
>>
barca giving me palpatations
>>
Been out shagging all morning, did I miss anything?
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>Didn't jump on spurs -0.5 corners
Shame, on the SW anyway
>>
laying Barca @1.25
>>
Bournemouth 0.0
>>
>>65113370
tears buddy
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>>65113602
-0.5 you puss
>>
BARCA PLS topping up
>>
>>65113394
HUP
>>
>Betting on this Barca side

Lmao
>>
So glad little reddit slugs getting BTFO
>>
Need spurs and stoke to turn it around
>>
Manu 0-0 HT hup hup
>>
>9 of United's previous 10 home games have been 0-0 at HT

Can you mugs explain to me why you weren't on u0.5 FH goals @ 2.4? Unreal
>>
>>65112538
Do you do these every time they are on and do all available to you? You're best to do the irregularly and let some go just so you don't look like you're bonus farming.

T. A matched betting fag who won a tidy 110 quid from bonuses today.
>>
gonna have to feed my wifes son ice sandwiches for dinner if my foreign basketball bet doesn't come through
>>
>>65114143
soccer way baby pls go
>>
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i just SMACKED AC MILAN @2.40

100 eu
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>>65114232
>waaa how dare ppl do research instead of blindly betting barcelona for being named barcelona
>>
Barca pls win
>>
>>65114257
I hope this is bait because if you actually consider that a good bet or research then you're truly clueless
>>
Some good PL bets right now?
>>
>>65114257
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>65114232
Tears you clueless mug. What's your roll size?
>>
>>65114371
23k, might be up or down depending on the next few games
>>
>>65114278
>>65114278
>the odds were correct because its mainstream football

Love it. The most alarming part is dullards like yourself genuinely believe it
>>
>>65114274
>AC MILAN
>>
>Sign up with bookmaker with fake details
>Deposit and make my winnings
>Ask me for personal card verification
>Say I don't have any
>Say they'll need it to process my withdrawal
>Say they shouldn't have let me deposited if they were strict about their rules
>Get defensive and say they'll make the withdrawal

Works everytime tbf
>>
ffs mugs up again
>>
>tfw not sure who's trolling who anymore
>>
B A R C A
A
R
C
A
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>>65114389
wow buddy you must be really shrewd with those active bets going. I bet you stayed up all night researching games and refreshing Kurt's page pmsl
>>
LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MESSIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>
>>65114439
awwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>65114488

genuinely lol'd
>>
>>65114488
not in any groups, don't claim to be shrewd either
>>
che unreal. UAC
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>>65114433

>he's not getting on it
>>
>>65114441

This desu senpai
>>
United to win is another mug special for all you shrewdies.
>>
need mugs to be DAC like air
>>
>>65114434
No, no it doesn't. Bookies don't change their policies because of smartarse comments from punters.

Are the matched betting retard using random people's details?
>>
Need tottenham like AIR
>>
>>65114628
This

Who else /mug/ here?
>>
>>65114628
Need the tottenham winner like AIR
>>
Went medium on corners o10.5 in the Tottenham game. Am I a mug?
>>
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>>65114628
>>65114666
>tfw /bet/ magic
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>>65114729
Not if you have a backdated paper based trading model that says it was value. Do you have one of those?
>>
Everyone ITT is a mug because you wont beat the bookies. The only way to do this is through matched betting. I have made thousands and will continue to make more.
>>
UAC Tipping group are large on Ganshoren Reserves +0.75 all the way to DNB
>>
>>65114785
I- I went off a tip m8. Sounded reasonable.
>>
>>65114729
Yes, Should of took Spurs -0.5 corners
>>
>lester suddenly decide to git gud again the day i don't bet on them
zzz
>>
>>65114807
I do matched betting but make like £30 a bookie
even with 10bet you only make like £140
>>
>>65114819

rball babby zzzzzzz
>>
>>65114943
Lineups you nonce, away team with a few first team regulars and home team with 0 and majority of squad actually from the youth team. Nowhere to get on so it can be posted here for the slugs like you.
>>
while pissed last night i bet my mate £150 man city won't win the league + any cup
how badly did i fuck up /bet/?
>>
Water fire air AND DIRT FUCKING MAGNETSS!!!!
>>
Tottenham need your help
\o/
>>
>>65114819
>+0.75
is that handicap
>>
Zlatan
>>
THERES A MOUSE ON THE FUCKING PITCH

LUMP ON SOUTHAMPTON

BLIND IS SCARED OF MOUSES AND ITS ON HIS SIDE OF THE PITCH
>>
wts that little rat doing at old trafford
>>
>>65115090
Asian handicap but DC and DNB don't lose
>>
>>65115147

pmsl

best post made by an american in a long time
>>
>>65115137
ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>65115147
This is a good post
>>
FUCK BORO FOR EVER AND EVER FUCKING PRICK TEAM. 2 WEEKS IN A ROW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Tottenham 0.0 is basically a free bet
>>
>>65115325
HUP
>>
>>65115364
shoving all of my winnings on Tottenham 0.0 reback for the banter
>>
I would like Blackburn to score please. Thank you.
>>
>>65112686
win
-
win
loss
win
win
Mainstream so ez
>>
Ganshoren goal when
>>
Hope you got on that PSG/Celtic/Barcelona treble. In 5mins my money will be as good as doubled, just need to wait for PSG to finish stomping Angers, but they are already ahead 2-nil.
>>
>>65114729
Nice tip that was.
>>
>>65115633
>He didn't throw in spurs and United unders
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>>65115633
now i understand why pseudo-shrewdies hate mugs.

when they sweat their asses for U19 shemale league, some mug like you win just like that, it sure pisses them off
>>
up sums, might treat the lads to a ruby and drinks
>>
>>65115415
AHAHAHAHAH UP SO MUCH
>>
>>65115765

I like hunting for obscure bets as sure as the next guy, but you have to recognize the free money that is championship teams stomping vastly inferior teams in their local leagues.
>>
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AUSTIN
>>
>>65115765
>this frog will never understand value

how did that career in blackjack go m8 ?
>>
HAHAHAHAH DOWN THOUSANDS FOR FUCK SAKE I AM ACTUALLY CURSED
>>
>tfw 3/5 of mine came through
>Depending on two more games to net myself £114
>Had a Newport Dagenham draw
>Newport two down with ten minutes left
>Newport score an equaliser in the 90th minute
>Wigan fucks it all up by not beating bottom of the table Crewe

I fucking hate Wigan, if any of you are from there you should consider suicide.
>>
>>65116359
such a basic gimmick but it's my favourite
>>
>>65116456
You should tip some games in future m8, i just bet o2.5 in dag&red whenever i remember
>>
>>65116470

I wish it was a gimmick. I can't remember my last winning bet. Got on this SHIT >>65114819
>>
>>65116359
>James pls go
>>
Help /bet/ I'm new. What are some good tennis tipsters?
>>
>>65116191
never played since i won 500

i understand value, it's just too hard to find because of the bookies huge edge
>>
Shaking
>>
Guingamp vs Bastia BTTS @2.37

Now thats what I call fucking value!
>>
psg raping
>>
>>65116707
There's actually some cracking value in the BTTS markets on the French league tonight.

Overpriced I think.
>>
>>65116758
do you think the bookies are retarded ?
yes or no
>>
>>65116879
Sometimes.
>>
O K L A H O M A
K
L
A
H
O
M
A
>>
>>65117036
On them SW @2.06, cookies blueless
>>
Carla Suarez-Navarro @ 1.85, thanks aussie media hype
>>
Saving all my high quality posts for the next thread now desu
>>
>Ukraine

boring predictable bollocks
>>
>>65116879
>>65116941

>bookies price markets

Old but classic meme
>>
>>65117294
cringe
>>
I want a new thread before I go out on the shag
>>
>>65117363
No need for a new thread until we reach page 8
>>
I like this calm bet after a day of wins
>>
guess im the typical story. wanted to try betting, loaded up some funds and proceeded to throw it all away chasing way too unsafe bets because i got greedy. now im slowly working my way back.
>>
can't stop laying arsenal winning the prem, doesn't get much more free money than that
>>
>>65098940

> tfw when I'm 2007 I knew it was going to be McCain vs Obama and that Obama would win

Shame I hadn't fallen into a gambling addiction at the time.
>>
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who /shrewdbutlazy/ here?
>>
I like the new format Euan
>>
2u tsonga
2u fed under 30.5
1.16u berdych o36

thoughts?
>>
>acca lost by one
>>
Hield putting the team on his back tho
>>
>>65117951
fucking leverkusen, get a refund at least
>>
>treble psg, celtic and barcelona
>doubled muh money

thank you reddit
>>
>>65117999
I don't even get a refund
>>
Me and Australia UAC off Oklahoma
>>
Laying small on my uni team to beat a favored rival at home, in a game I will be attending
>>
>>65115147
Just dropped by to say this is a top 10 bet post of all time. Enjoy your weekend and god bless.
>>
>>65117999
What did you get a refund for?
>>
*laughs*
PGA?
>>
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>Americans using the word "laying" wrong
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>>65118229
special, leg fails by one on wdw market of 4 or more on the main leagues and get a refund
>>
>>65118246
When you lay a team have you laid them or layed them? A-asking for a friend.
>>
>>65118246
>muh laying
>>
>not putting a cheeky £10 on Bastia beating Guingamp in Ligue 1 tonight
>>
Luxton aftertiming again.
>>
>>65118276
I think it is layed.
Source: Reading the leaked tennis report thingy.
(I might even have remembered wrong desu)
>>
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>>65118246
>it's a Brit proves how shrewd he is by using dictionary definitions of terms and not what they have been used for the last 10 years episode
>>
>He isn't laying the draw then greening up

utter utter
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>>65118349
I dont care how YOU have used it for 10 years. Kill yourself.
Rebacked PK35 -0.25 HT btw
>>
Is 2016 the year of the mug?

All good bets losing, soccerway warriors and mainstream kiddies UAC. Feels kinda strange desu.
>>
Don't want to live in a world where Ole Piss +7.5 doesn't win
>>
Anyone on Ajax?
>>
Oh fuck never mind. I'm betting the Rival.


We are 7-10 with NO wins in conference and they are 12-6 with a winning record in conference.

I think Ole Miss may be the bet as much as it pains me to say it. Their team has been far better all year and the record proves it, we have lost to like 4 teams they've beaten as well. OM +7.5 looks nice but I don't know if I can resist that ML @3.1
>>
West Ham surreal
>>
>Mackers
>Large stake losing
>Finnie about to leave
>Down 100k for the year
>>
>>65118476
>>65118431

Spooky, but yeah. I'm a Mississippi State student and basketball fan. We suck. As far as I knew, that school up north was decent. The ML odds are insane.

It's Saturday so most of the students have gone home for the weekend. I don't expect a huge home court advantage.
>>
>>65118457
Hope you got in on it?
>>
>>65118566
WAIT DONT PLACE YET

according to their Twitter, their leading scorer, Stefan Moody has been ruled out. He is regarded as carrying that team amongst SEC basketball circles.
>>
My tip tonight is Danny Garcia by stoppage, take above 2.6
>>
>MYNPA MISSED PENALTY

THE
RIDE
NEVER
ENDS
>>
>>65118618
Nope
>>
3333333333333333333
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>>65118805
>>65118805
>>65118805
>>65118805

NEW
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>>65118816
m8...
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