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Anyone who thinks they could find public info on a fix online and still be able to bet on it, is a retard.
And this is a TV Scottish Premiership match. Honestly, do you have an extra set of chromosomes?
SHOCKING worm/bird ratio so far
There's been televised fixes mate. Also I was just on the "fix" ironically
pmsl at people who think televised games can't be fixed
I know this will be
but the Clippers -2.5 against the Knicks is @1.951
3 points really isn't a big margin to cover
Clippers are a far better team and they rested their starters a ton towards the end of last night's game when it got out of reach.
Also, reminder that GSW play tonight. They have been money all season on inplay things like quarter moneylines and 2nd half spread.
First monthly lump on Hillary, £250 every month until November so I can have a nice amount to spend on Christmas presents for mum, the woman is an absolute saint at reminding me to check the skedge each day so she deserves something nice.
I really REALLY wouldn't bet on politics that you know nothing about. All the black and young voters that voted for Obama are for Bernie. Support for Hilary was already shaky before she got BTFO for covering up emails that proved she knew about Benghazi before it happened. All the Republicans hate the woman and would vote for Trump over her.
>that you know nothing about
Listen here slug, I know American politics and I can tell you with absolute certainty that this is a gift. I even took a US politics module at AS Level. I'm not sure what kind of clueless idiot is laying her at this price but I'm happy to take all their not-so-hard earned wages from them. I guarantee I'm going to have to put on much more than £250 a month once that price crashes.
desu she's a steal at that price, the establishment wills it
Trump will become republican candidate but won't get elected, Bernie will come tantalizingly close to winning but be shut out by feminists and those dedicated to the party
desu democrat win @1.66 is an absolute lock, republicans are all clueless and there's no way that Trump (now the favourite according to bookies) goes all the way
They do actually, the ordinary woman with no idea about voting records and their campaigning history would probably vote for her by virtue of her having a vagina but feminists love Bernie for being all about equal pay and shit for decades.
45% chance it's Trump, 35% its Rubio, 20% anybody else imo
Trump has been getting too much attention for too long now to disappear; he's lasting so well as a meme that he might just make it all the way to nomination, and I think he will, especially since he's so good at manipulating people and turning his supporters against other candidates.
Some do (mostly arts students) but most woman just vote for Hilary (STEM students) for being a woman.
Politically active, intelligent feminists, sure. Lazy fat Tumblr feminists, no way.
penny punting student friend wants to start doing it properly. the problem is that his bankroll probably won't be higher than £100, what unit size should I tell him to use?
I would be aggressive, if he's following a half decent tipster something like
10 - small
20 - medium
50 - large
Hopefully go on a run and could have a 500 quid roll in a month. Bankroll management is important but when starting with such a small roll you shouldn't stick to such low percentages, you may go on a good run and have little to show for it.
Started with a 100 myself.
This is the best way of managing it. Would never have my small be lower than 10. In the period March-November it's very easy to build your roll back up if you happen to lose a 100 quid.
Definitely not lad. Go on a bad streak and you're broke, and definitely put off betting. Just get as many bets as you can under your belt and you'll learn it pretty quickly and get more confident in your staking
>tfw student slug that started with £100
>September-December last year make it up to £2000
>lose pretty much all of it earlier this month by going on a huge losing streak with only 4 wins / 30 on about evens when I started half-chasing losses
l-learning experience right
I'm on Larreborges +22.5 but I just know I'll be shaking all night
Larre only lost by 20 once, the other blowouts hover around 15. Goes never won by 20, max win was by 18 against a team they hate
At worst it's a coinflip, I'm pretty sure it's value @1.86
>tfw got on at +7.5 thinking it was a steal
T-they'll come back right?
Holy shit, got on +22.5, lost by 22
Got on -1.5, won by 2 with a missed free throw in the last play
Just too much sweat today. Said I wasn't going to bet again, went medium and won by half a point again
365, willhill, Marathonbet, 10bet, probably a few others.
Obviously won't all necessarily offer you +0.25 but can imagine there will be something decent you can bet.
Cumberland just gone 3-0 up,
>tfw checking all those comfy hostels for my next month in paraguay
man this feels so nice, will probably pick two or three different ones
Dude walking through favelas, druggies, thieves is part of my job, what kind of people do you think watch football here? If I didn't get stabbed covering fucking Cerrito against Basañez or some shit like that I doubt anything would happen to me in foreign lands.
Also there's no muslims here
Reports are he collapsed outside and is now in the hospital. He is also Murray's father in law. I don't think the news has passed on to Andy, although he's gone to the shits now. Went small on Keys as the match will resume in 10 minutes.
I don't claim to be an expert, but Osmanlispor has the worst home form in the league. Only 4 points in 8 games (1 win, 1 draw and 6 defeats).
On the surface atleast this looks like a great bet.
Big boys must have got wind of it, prices just got slashed and now HauPa are easily the favs. My babby stakes ;_;
Mixed multiple leg bet in the top league of Italy.
Hello bet, I need your advice I'm no troll or anything, I am a pretty poor guy but I got £300 all I want is to turn it in around £2000 for braces, can you show me the way please?
Staked SW. Tipped +0.25. Went to stake +0.25. Susp. Went to stake 0.0. Susp. Settled with -0.25.
SW and -0.25 lose. Down on a game I should be up.
>people unironically bet on liverpool
to be honest you could just go all-in with your money in every bet and only need to make like three-four bets to reach your goal.
OR you could do the grind and bet on safer matches or where you have an advantage
Don't bet on stuff you know nothing about. Thats just giving your money to the bookies over the long term. I would start really small stakes, with a $1 bets until you get more experience. I regret the stupid bets I made when I first started.
PGA only gets brought up when something funny happens or there's a really good tip although tipperleaks seems to have died. So basically you're getting the best of group people pay £25 a month for for free, don't see why people still complain about this
Am i dreaming?
90th minute Was going to hedge my $400 @ 2.82 liverpool bet with $100 for a draw @ 15.00 - phone goes dead as i was on 2% battery. I quickly run to charge it, phone reloads. See that score is now 4-4 literally. I throw my fucking phone at the wall, lay down on ground looking at ceiling contemplating drinking bleach. Hear alert tone from phone go to check - LIVERPOOL FUCKING SCORES!!! LITERALLY On my way to a brothel RN - have a good one lads
Do you do these every time they are on and do all available to you? You're best to do the irregularly and let some go just so you don't look like you're bonus farming.
T. A matched betting fag who won a tidy 110 quid from bonuses today.
>Sign up with bookmaker with fake details
>Deposit and make my winnings
>Ask me for personal card verification
>Say I don't have any
>Say they'll need it to process my withdrawal
>Say they shouldn't have let me deposited if they were strict about their rules
>Get defensive and say they'll make the withdrawal
Works everytime tbf
Lineups you nonce, away team with a few first team regulars and home team with 0 and majority of squad actually from the youth team. Nowhere to get on so it can be posted here for the slugs like you.
FUCK BORO FOR EVER AND EVER FUCKING PRICK TEAM. 2 WEEKS IN A ROW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
now i understand why pseudo-shrewdies hate mugs.
when they sweat their asses for U19 shemale league, some mug like you win just like that, it sure pisses them off
I like hunting for obscure bets as sure as the next guy, but you have to recognize the free money that is championship teams stomping vastly inferior teams in their local leagues.
>tfw 3/5 of mine came through
>Depending on two more games to net myself £114
>Had a Newport Dagenham draw
>Newport two down with ten minutes left
>Newport score an equaliser in the 90th minute
>Wigan fucks it all up by not beating bottom of the table Crewe
I fucking hate Wigan, if any of you are from there you should consider suicide.
guess im the typical story. wanted to try betting, loaded up some funds and proceeded to throw it all away chasing way too unsafe bets because i got greedy. now im slowly working my way back.
>it's a Brit proves how shrewd he is by using dictionary definitions of terms and not what they have been used for the last 10 years episode
I dont care how YOU have used it for 10 years. Kill yourself.
Rebacked PK35 -0.25 HT btw
Oh fuck never mind. I'm betting the Rival.
We are 7-10 with NO wins in conference and they are 12-6 with a winning record in conference.
I think Ole Miss may be the bet as much as it pains me to say it. Their team has been far better all year and the record proves it, we have lost to like 4 teams they've beaten as well. OM +7.5 looks nice but I don't know if I can resist that ML @3.1
Spooky, but yeah. I'm a Mississippi State student and basketball fan. We suck. As far as I knew, that school up north was decent. The ML odds are insane.
It's Saturday so most of the students have gone home for the weekend. I don't expect a huge home court advantage.