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Why does this photo trigger /sp/ so hard?
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it doesnt you cuck
its just tom brady and his beautiful wife
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>>65086446
Tom is an alpha chad. Tall, good breathing habits=good teeth=great bone structure, nice beard genetics, high-test brow ridge. People are naturally going to be jealous.

It'd actually be worse if jizzelle wasn't in the pic. She makes me feel better that even Optimus Chad can end up with a manface gf.
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Most Patriots haters are also /r9k/ betas so it triggers their Patriot-hating and Chad-hating sensibilities all at once.
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Because Tom Brady is a piece of shit cheater. Also plastic surgery faggot.
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>>65086446

>current year

why would anyone be triggered by a guy dating a tranny?
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>>65086497
>Chad-hating sensibilities
unless you're a chad like most of spee pretends to be, hate-envy of people who lucked out is understandable

people who hate the pats are pathetic tho
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>>65086474

>beautiful

Triggered
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oh hey tom and gisselle
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>>65086446
Oh hey Tom and Giselle
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She looka like a man
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>marry, literally, the most successful super model in the world
>"n-nice manface gf, tom"
>"2/10 wouldn't bang"
>"too skinny for me tbch pham"
>"i-i bet her dick is b-bigger than yours"
>Tom's face when
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>>65086730
>>65087608

This man-face meme existed prior SouthPark?
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>>65086446
Bundchen is overrated and Tom Brady is a pompous cheating homosexual

Patriots fans, who are mostly gay for Tom, are the most insufferable bandwagoners on the planet
and this is coming from someone who lives close to Washington, so there's plenty of Seahawks fans to go around
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>>65086446

Because Aaron and Olivia are a cuter couple
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>>65086446

I just dont get why she's the best paid model
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because she could do much better
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>>65088364

Because of her bone structure you can throw any sort of designer shit onto her and it will look good.
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>>65088364
I've always felt she doesn't look good in a lot of pictures but she does in real life.
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>>65088379

I'm not a fashion person so I'll take your word for it
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>>65088364

Because the fashion industry is the domain of the gay mafia
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She's tall and has a very statuesque face, which I love. But she's too skinny. If she put on about 25 pounds with some hips and ass, i'd do some weird things to/with her.
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>>65088466
This, people forget she's 6' tall. Literally Hitler's prototypical aryan woman.
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>>65086581

Most of the world seems to disagree with you fatty
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>>65088466

She cant risk putting on that kind of weight as a model
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>>65088493
Is it safe to assume that she's a descendant of some Nazi who ran away from Germany to Brazil? Why else would a German go to brazil?
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>>65088618

To fuck underage trannies?
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>>65088641
I mean to live and start a family

Didn't know brazil had homo sexpat problems though.
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>>65088618
Germans love Brazilians for some reason.
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>>65088696

See:>>65088641
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>>65088714
>>65088641

Why are Germans such fags?
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>>65088304
>>65088277

Even people outside the States hate the Fats. lel

Broady and his wife don't trigger anything. Patsfags do.
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>>65088466
She looks like Brady's grandma.

That's not to say she isn't attractive. Just old looking
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>>65088758
She doesn't look old at all. Old isn't the word you're looking for. She looks mature.
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>>65088806
Yeah, now that you mention it, that word suits her better
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I probably wouldnt mind Brady if he always didnt look so smug, and had a shred of humility. Also pats fans are fucking cancer, they're pretty much the first bandwagon team young people will remember. Seriously, fuck you guys, you dont live in New England, you got that Jersey at nflshop, not at a game, and youre a fag.
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>>65088466
>Too skinny
>I'm such a hot piece of ass if a literal model approached me, I'd turn her down

Just stop. Pretending that you wouldn't play with her asshole if you were invited, doesn't make you cool.
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>>65088731
Not all Brazilian models look like trannies. Brady's just a faggot with poor taste so he picked the worst one.
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>>65088495
>sh-she's a model therefore she's hot, no debate allowed

I see better looking girls walking down the street every day of my life, and Brady could have had any of them. If you're going to pretend he didn't trade down in the looks department then have fun with that.
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>>65088618

Most Germans came in the interwar period, during hyperinflation of the Weimar Republic. They got empty land to farm in the South.
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>>65093338
>sh-she's a model therefore she's hot, no debate allowed

Its funny because this is true

People need to learn to accept that models are first and foremost just mannequins used to throw clothes on, selected by how said clothes fit not their fucking looks

And this bitch uglo as fuck
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>>65093318
>choosing the one worth almost a billion dollars is a poor choice
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>>65086491
You do know he has false teeth right
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>>65093318
>Brady's just a faggot with poor taste so he picked the worst one.
Giselle makes more money than Brady itself, how is that poor taste?
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>>65093376
The last thing you want is someone's face out shining your clothing or being the centerpiece of a photoshoot. It's because she's so bland her face enters some weird neutral zone where your eyes naturally move away from her face.
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>>65093820
>money is if any concern to Tim Brody
You retarded? Dude has a personal relationship with Donald trump. The only reason he hasn't whored himself out like chicken parm is because he makes investments
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>>65093338
>>65088364
>>65088304
>>65086730
>>65086581
>>65086523

A lot of niggers and spics itt
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>>65093338
she doesnt have a traditionally beautiful face, but i like it. she reminds me of miesha tate.
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>>65093338
>Not wanting to breed with someone rich with great genes.

It's like you don't want to start a family dynasty or something. Just because you get some good looking skank, doesn't mean she's wife material. Can she cook? Will my children be beautiful and stronk?
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ITT: Virgins say knees too pointy 2/10
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>>65093338
She does not have a perfect angel cute face I think everyone can agree on that, but her face has something, it has charisma, like Cara.

Would give her the D, no second thoughts.
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>>65094094
Degenerates aren't allowed to shit talk other degenerates.
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>>65094056
Oh Jesus that's gross
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>>65093820
There are other models worth a fortune who are way hotter than Gisele. See >>65093318

And that's assuming Bradyeven cares about money, which he shouldnt. If I were in his position, i'd be plowing 10/10 prime pussy regardless of what they make, not some 40 year old manfaced girl with money.
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>>65086446
fucking chad why does he have that shapely jaw and I don't REEEEEEEEEE
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When did love become more about looks?

She's probably an excellent lover, and mother, and they probably have a lot in common, and they're probably one of the few celebrity marriages that will actually last, that counts too.

I remember when they got married it was like such a hush hush thing too, they're probably one of the most humble celebrity couples ever.

The average cunt you people would refer to as a 10/10 would probably end up tricking you in a marriage or just be an overall bitch, sometimes you need to factor in more than looks, just saying, faggots.
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>>65088905
>I probably wouldnt mind Brady if he always didnt look so smug, and had a shred of humility.
He's one of the most humble QBs in the league; always complimenting other players and other teams, always putting the success on the players and coaches instead of himself. He speaks highly of his opponents in almost every pre-game interview he's ever done, and barely ever talks shit.

Get your head out of your ass
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>>65088905
>you got that Jersey at nflshop, not at a game
yea, that's where most people get their jerseys, because football tickets (especially in foxborough) are insanely expensive, and not everyone in NE lives near the stadium. kill yourself retard
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>>65088905
lmfao, people that restrict nfl fandom to their respective cities need to be lined up and slapped 1 one by one
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>>65094215
not to mention taking pay cuts to help the team get better players. he's the nicest and most humble star player in the league, which is why it's so perplexing that people hate him. he literally does nothing other than play football
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>>65094254
I think it's completely obvious why people hate him, and it's kinda pathetic because we've gone from "he's sucks" to "he's gay" to "he's a cheater" so it's kinda hard to take anyone, even analysts and other players, that are critical of him seriously.
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>hurr durr manface

enjoy your round faced fedora wearing sons then
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>>65086446
>>65094254
They both are not only absolute alpha, but they also both have class. That's what triggers all the plebs, bimbo-lovers and monkeys most
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because new england looks smug as fuck
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>>65094215
>>65094224
>>65094230
>His wife is constantly making comments about how bad his team mates are when he loses
>He wears a Tom Brady hat
>Celebrates short gains by spiking the ball all the time

He's the definition of a douchebag, and there are plenty of other QBs to look up to.

Youre all still band wagoner's.
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>>65094194

Anon got a point here
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nobody likes a winner
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