nucks up 1-0

>Nucks leading 1-0
>Bruins outshooting Nucks 5-1

Spoiler alert: Canucks will lose in Overtime.

>>65084364
next thing you are going to tell me is Bruins get 40+ shots on goal

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>>65084364
You're probably not wrong. They have allowed far too many shots in their past few games.

>>65084345
Last time I saw something sweet named a Bo Bae connection I was knee deep in soju, kimchi, and naked university English student girls in Kyungsung area in Busan, South Korea,

>>65084424
not counting the ones the Canucks fans seem to take during games these days. At least the kids are fun.

>>65084396

Also, the Canucks will have a lead in the 3rd period and the Bruins will score a late goal to tie it.

I wish the Canucks would play hockey again one of these days

I forgive you, cucks fans.

2011 just got you a little excited is all, yeah?

>>65084484
are u an wizard?

Seriously... we should be making a fortune on betting on this shit.

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>>65084452
Yeah, the ice time the kids are getting will hopefully pay off well, and they are fun to watch.

I'm not even mad about these sloppy turnovers anymore. If anything, I'm just laughing them off.

>>65084687

In fact, let's start handing out an award at the end of each game to the Canuck who gives up the sloppiest turnover of the game. Who's with me?

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>losing despite outshooting the other team 10000-1

seen this movie too many times senpai

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How good has Horvat/Baertschi been lately?

Their line's been getting a goal every game for like 10 games now.

>>65084855
>out shot 40+ per game for the last 5 games

I hate this show.

>>65085055

They're not even trying to throw in any plot twists, desu.

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>>65085055
Yeah, this shit needs to stop. I would hate to see either Markstrom or Miller get injured with the way they have been playing lately.

>Sri Lankan cartoons
>Kippers
Garbage thread is garbage

>>65085286
how is Kippers not dead

also someone post Kippers ass

10 more days until Tylenol 1's become prescription only in Manitoba

Shit is getting tense here man

>>65085323
Why would I be dead?

>>65085373
>not having prescriptions for Tylenol-3's

Need that shit to watch games like this.

>>65085387
hoping you'd end it

>>65085411
lol nice

>>65085387

>fucking around with that children's medicine, and not stealing fentanyl from your cancer ridden relatives

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>Shorty: "and that hurt Sbisa"

Hopes temporarily restored.

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>>65085438
You'd kill your liver before you get high off T1s.

Then again, your liver is probably pretty strong watching the Jets.

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>it's a Canucks get massively outplayed but still salvage a loser point to keep from drafting a good player episode

>>65085558

M8, we figured this shit out before 1st intermission, where've you been?

>>65085411
KIPPERS ASS
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>>65085558
>it's a repeat

>>65085614
Just got home
>leastern time games

>>65085659

Fair enough, m8.

>Nucks outshooting the Bruins this period.

Aw shit, M. Night Shyamalan confirmed for directing this game!

>>65085651
at least they are consistent

lol, Miller was clapping on that goal.

>>65085796

Thanks, Kippers. We're all listening on the radio and are too poor to watch this game on TV.

>>65085731
Twist: Canucks outshoot a team but still lose in overtime

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>>65085815
>watching the game when you can be watching Netflix and chill while listening to the game in the background

>>65085839
netflix and chilling with those 3 other gooks you share a trip with?

>>65085839
Such a girl thing to say.

looks like they're tryna get their Chinese ticket holders back

FUCK YES

BURROWS

YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

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>Burrows intermission
>John & John talking about Burrows and his steamed buns
>he scores

Do you even try, NHL?

HANSEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

teehee

>>65086178

Not even mad about this shit anymore. Just laughing it off.

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Congratulations, Daniel-san!

THANK YOU BASED DANIEL

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LE ALL TIME FRANCHISE GOAL MAN!

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>Something to be happy about this season

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>PING!

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>>65086350

Did that rustle your jimmies, Jake?

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>Bruins: 29 shots
>Canucks 26 shots
>Luca Sbisa +2

The fuck am I watching?

>Canucks iced
>Bruins called time out

lol

>>65086505
It's a good pizza.

BRUINS

BOMBED

THE

FUCK

OUT

>>65086276
348 now

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>>65086567
jokes on you, you guys get a worse draft pick now

>the burned out rioting hovel of vancuckver

>>65086585
noo!