>mfw ameriswims rack up like 30 gold medals in irrelevant swimming competitions and then claim they're the greatest olympics/sporting country in the world
Who else is ready for the olympics this summer?
>classic US banter because they're actually dominating
>small countries like the UK celebrating irrelevant medals like they've won the entire Olympics
>rowers and sailors dying of explosive diarrhea because of polluted favela water
>athletes literally getting robbed of their medals by huehue's while walking back to their Olympic village
>witness glorious waifu threads full of pedo's trying to spot a cameltoe on underage chink girls who are so flat you can basically fax them home
YES. PUT ME IN A COMA UNTIL THE SUMMER.
>realize yesterday it's an even numbered year which means olympics
>it's the modern dickless summer olympics
>tfw we win our golds in sports that humans are best at
You stick phelps in a pool next to a dolphin, he'll be left behind
You stick Bolt on a track next to a cheetah, he'll be chasing dust
You stick Hoy on a bike next to a horse on a bike and he'd still win easy
Who cares? The only relevant competition will be won by us anyway.
memes aside, swimming is the most boring part of the olympics
fuck nbc for showing so much swimming
i want to see some real shit, like mountain biking and judo and fencing and modern pentathlon and archery
but nbc just shows swimming and swimming and swimming because they want to show usa winning
i want to see stuff i don't see normally
>i want to see stuff i don't see normally
this. Olympics are all about watching some irrelevant sport you've barely even heard about and trying to figure out the rules, tactics and such.
>tfw I was unemployed during 2012
>tfw booked leave for the 2014 World Cup
>tfw the Olympics last forever and it's too much of a waste to book two months off work to shit around watching Swedish people jump over high things
Reminder that if you discount female sports (and don't pretend that you don't do this normally) then Great Britain beat the USA in absolute terms and annihilated them per capita
>getting all your medals from women's events and swimming
I imagine it will be like they did in Sochi, where a lot of the preliminary and obscure stuff will be available to stream but without commentary
It's not like they're the ones setting up the cameras and directing the video feed, that's all covered by OBS
>roommate is from Brazil
>invites me to his house for the olympics
>tfw saving up to go to the Olympics and cheer for "muh swimming" and as an amateur boxer for "muh boxing"
Wew lad, thanks to /fit/ I hope to get laid a shit ton
>you can swim in 30 different ways and get gold medal but you cant
>Run like a dog
>Run in the most uncomfortable and useless way
>Run backwards 100m then like a dog 100m then useless for 100m
I can't fucking wait
>front page vitriol should Our swimmers not dominate the field
>tedious nerds on facebook posting incessently about how much they don't care about sport
>low bit rate eastern european re-streams because your local coverage will have exclusive rights in your region to not show you anything you actually want to watch
>ex-olympians with no personality talking about literal nothing on panel shows
>footy commentators trying to commentate sports they don't understand and don't care about
>montages of montages
Ignoring per capita (not really sure why) we still comfortably beat you though
That is unless you're going to try and claim that you DO care about woman's sports which would be hilarious to see
track and field/marathon are the only relevant competitions desu. Soccer is bullshit because its restricted, basketball is only played seriously by like 10 countries (and even then not too seriously), volleyball is basically basketball tier, then you've got swimming/diving/rowing/cycling/a bunch of other shit that most people never even consider trying competitively.
Mad because your woman are getting BLACKED by refugees and immigrants while being shit at sports? Ours do get BLACKED occasionally but at least they dominate in sports too fag.
>he LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY just tried to defend WOMEN'S sports on /sp/
what a cuck
I think you have us confused with several other European countries my obese friend
Also what's the deal with the American obsession with actual interracial cuck porn? You even went so far as to properly stylise a cuck porn website's name in a post talking about American women cucking American men - that's madness
memes aside that sounds a lot like you actually watch cuckold porn
Can't say I'll ever understand that fetish personally
>not knowing the meme game
You deserve to be single and have any woman you care about being BLACKED, I can't believe that you care so much about this matter when it's obvious that not only are your woman ugly, they're also fucking pathetic at sports. I mean that's a sad state to be in mi familia, at least we Americans have hot women and athletic women. Even if 90% are shitty people.
>You deserve to be single and have any woman you care about being BLACKED, I can't believe that you care so much about this matter when it's obvious that not only are your woman ugly, they're also fucking pathetic at sports. I mean that's a sad state to be in mi familia, at least we Americans have hot women and athletic women. Even if 90% are shitty people.
Events I'm most excited for:
>Cycling (match sprint, road race, keirin esp.)
Shitposting I'm most excited for:
>self-declared mma experts re combat sports
>I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>mfw american medals are majority won by women
>Glorious Footvolley isn't in the olympics
>Shit like Golf and BMX mountain bike are
Just kill me
>tfw last chance to see Lili Fernandez's beautiful bunda in action
>no more mckayla in the olympics
it's based on this, it's an famous landscape
>you'll be lucky to get one medal and it will be on rowing
Beach football, futsal, and roller hockey should be olympic sports