>mfw ameriswims rack up like 30 gold medals in irrelevant

It's Amerifish, you pleb.

>>65060803
>classic US banter because they're actually dominating
>small countries like the UK celebrating irrelevant medals like they've won the entire Olympics
>rowers and sailors dying of explosive diarrhea because of polluted favela water
>athletes literally getting robbed of their medals by huehue's while walking back to their Olympic village
>witness glorious waifu threads full of pedo's trying to spot a cameltoe on underage chink girls who are so flat you can basically fax them home

YES. PUT ME IN A COMA UNTIL THE SUMMER.

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>realize yesterday it's an even numbered year which means olympics
>it's the modern dickless summer olympics

Why is every Olympics logo so Fucking terrible? Has there ever been a good one?

>britbottles

the rivers will be full of poo

i'm betting all on the indian swimmers

>tfw we win our golds in sports that humans are best at

You stick phelps in a pool next to a dolphin, he'll be left behind

You stick Bolt on a track next to a cheetah, he'll be chasing dust

You stick Hoy on a bike next to a horse on a bike and he'd still win easy

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>>65062406

>>65062406
what rivers?

>>65060803
Fuck off and show some pride in being american

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Who cares? The only relevant competition will be won by us anyway.

memes aside, swimming is the most boring part of the olympics
fuck nbc for showing so much swimming
i want to see some real shit, like mountain biking and judo and fencing and modern pentathlon and archery
but nbc just shows swimming and swimming and swimming because they want to show usa winning
i want to see stuff i don't see normally

>>65060861
Shame non countries like you don't get to compete

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>>65060861
>this entire post
TOP KEK

>>65062590
>youth tournament
>relevant

>>65062599
Can't blame them considering there's like 500 swimming events.
But yeah, swimming is shit tier.
Track is the best, sums up the Olympics best

>>65062647
u23 players nowadays are as relevant as any 26-30 year old.

>>65062590
This and 1-7 were the most glorious days in Hue related butthurt history.

>>65062599
>i want to see stuff i don't see normally
this. Olympics are all about watching some irrelevant sport you've barely even heard about and trying to figure out the rules, tactics and such.

any cute gymnasts to keep an eye out for this year? who will be the new Mackayla Maroney?

>>65062679
Its the time when everyone suddenly claims to be experts in judo and handball and fencing

>>65062675
no one remembers that, especially since the dominant TV channel lost rights to the 2012 Olympics so it was as if it never happened.

>>65062659
>>65062679
This is why I thank god every day for the BBC and VPN's

You guys have no clue how bad NBC's coverage is

>>65060861

This. The summer olympics are the best time for shitposting of every kind. Can't fuckin wait

>tfw I was unemployed during 2012
>tfw booked leave for the 2014 World Cup
>tfw the Olympics last forever and it's too much of a waste to book two months off work to shit around watching Swedish people jump over high things

>>65062736
>tfw no total coverage by the BBC this time
I mean it will still be top notch but can't see them covering absolutely everything like they did in 2012

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Reminder that if you discount female sports (and don't pretend that you don't do this normally) then Great Britain beat the USA in absolute terms and annihilated them per capita

>getting all your medals from women's events and swimming
embarrassing

>>65062748
The olympics lasts about 15 days, half of what the world cup lasts.

>>65062759
I imagine it will be like they did in Sochi, where a lot of the preliminary and obscure stuff will be available to stream but without commentary

It's not like they're the ones setting up the cameras and directing the video feed, that's all covered by OBS
https://www.obs.tv/

>>65062772
>per capita

hello reddit

>roommate is from Brazil
>invites me to his house for the olympics
>tfw saving up to go to the Olympics and cheer for "muh swimming" and as an amateur boxer for "muh boxing"
Wew lad, thanks to /fit/ I hope to get laid a shit ton

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>you can swim in 30 different ways and get gold medal but you cant
>Run backwards
>Run like a dog
>Run in the most uncomfortable and useless way
>Run backwards 100m then like a dog 100m then useless for 100m

I can't fucking wait
>front page vitriol should Our swimmers not dominate the field
>tedious nerds on facebook posting incessently about how much they don't care about sport
>low bit rate eastern european re-streams because your local coverage will have exclusive rights in your region to not show you anything you actually want to watch
>ex-olympians with no personality talking about literal nothing on panel shows
>footy commentators trying to commentate sports they don't understand and don't care about
>montages
>montages
>montages of montages
>DMCA takedowns

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>>65062795
Ignoring per capita (not really sure why) we still comfortably beat you though

That is unless you're going to try and claim that you DO care about woman's sports which would be hilarious to see

>>65060803
track and field/marathon are the only relevant competitions desu. Soccer is bullshit because its restricted, basketball is only played seriously by like 10 countries (and even then not too seriously), volleyball is basically basketball tier, then you've got swimming/diving/rowing/cycling/a bunch of other shit that most people never even consider trying competitively.

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>>65062814
>Jamaica'sfw

>>65062814
>implying deathmarch isn't just the backstroke of running
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om0KHMdO-kw

>>65062819
>being proud that your women are a bunch of slack jawed useless sluts too busy sucking muzzie cock to put work into a sport

reddit

>>65062814
Top lel

>>65062843
>implying our women aren't qt cycling goddesses

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>>65062819
Mad because your woman are getting BLACKED by refugees and immigrants while being shit at sports? Ours do get BLACKED occasionally but at least they dominate in sports too fag.

>>65062843
title IX best day of usa's life

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>>65062843
>he LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY just tried to defend WOMEN'S sports on /sp/

what a cuck

>>65062855
>>65062861
>he's literally defending how useless, lazy, and trashy his country's """"""""""""women"""""""""""" are

kek

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>>65062859
I think you have us confused with several other European countries my obese friend

Also what's the deal with the American obsession with actual interracial cuck porn? You even went so far as to properly stylise a cuck porn website's name in a post talking about American women cucking American men - that's madness

ITT britcuck gets BTFO

>>65062892
The funny part is most BLACKED actresses aren't even American. Actually, a lot tend to be british and canadian.

>>65062814
this logic is actually pretty sound, but I guess they already have so many different track events

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>>65062919
memes aside that sounds a lot like you actually watch cuckold porn

Can't say I'll ever understand that fetish personally

>>65062949
that image is pretty good. Are henry and carra any good together? They barely speak the same language.

>>65062892
>not knowing the meme game
>2015+1
You deserve to be single and have any woman you care about being BLACKED, I can't believe that you care so much about this matter when it's obvious that not only are your woman ugly, they're also fucking pathetic at sports. I mean that's a sad state to be in mi familia, at least we Americans have hot women and athletic women. Even if 90% are shitty people.

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>>65062976
>You deserve to be single and have any woman you care about being BLACKED, I can't believe that you care so much about this matter when it's obvious that not only are your woman ugly, they're also fucking pathetic at sports. I mean that's a sad state to be in mi familia, at least we Americans have hot women and athletic women. Even if 90% are shitty people.

Events I'm most excited for:
>Cycling (match sprint, road race, keirin esp.)
>Rugby Sevens
>Field Hockey

Shitposting I'm most excited for:
>self-declared mma experts re combat sports
>per capita
>I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

the olympics youtube channel is surprisingly good
like, full matches and full events
honestly did not expect that
currently watching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts42pkFgTnU

>the return of glorious /gym/

reddit is about to get BTFO

>>65063014
sandbunda is probably the most engaging sport.

>>65063014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKBMwTfU4po

Also say this would have been one of the few things to have broken /sp/ if it existed at the time

>>65063037
Got any list for upcoming gymfu's ? Will there be anyone that'll dethrone McKeykey?

>>65063047
kek it would've been raucous

have they cleaned all the shit out of the water yet?

>>65062433

>needing a mechanical device to achieve something in an athletics competition
>"great" britain

USA-France had the best broship during the last olympics.

Who will bro it up with us this time around?

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>mfw american medals are majority won by women

top cucks

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>Glorious Footvolley isn't in the olympics
>Shit like Golf and BMX mountain bike are

Just kill me

>>65064235
I'm calling for another France broship

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>>65065505
BMX is fun to watch though
so many crashes

>>65062748
the olympics are 2 weeks long my friend

>>65065275
>not having thick thighed swimming chicks all over the place

More like Gaymany

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>>65063045
>tfw last chance to see Lili Fernandez's beautiful bunda in action

>>65067704
das it mane.

any great white hopes in some track events?

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>no more mckayla in the olympics

dropped

can't wait for cyclefus for dem thighs, and other assorted sports, for other qts

really miss the winter olympics though, sochi was fun as fuck

>>65067704
brehs...

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>>65061506
it's based on this, it's an famous landscape

>>65068154
is that jew still in our gymnast team?

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>>65060861
>so flat you can fax them home

>>65067820
>>65068347
got you family
http://imgur.com/a/YRw7P

>>65068420
>a girl going to 2 olympics
female gymnasts have 1 go in them

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>>65068453

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Other countries, are you even trying?

>>65068544
We are, you can clearly see we're the only country improving each time

>>65065275
our women don't get thrown in front of trains by "refugees", they live to medal in Olympics and provoke the ass discomfort of the hun

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>you'll be lucky to get one medal and it will be on rowing

Beach football, futsal, and roller hockey should be olympic sports

>>65070774
>send penaldo
>he will single handedly win you the soccer gold
>nike and coca-cola will see to it

It's not hard

>>65070820
p sure every country has tried that famalam

>>65062785
>but without commentary

What are you talking about m8? Events without commentary are best events

>>65060861
How does waffleman into top-tier banter like this?