/cric/

D E S I G N A T E D

>>65058734
kys threadcunt

how did we win this game? our bowling attack is fucking piss weak

>>65058750
D E F E C A T I N G

xth for stove smoth bowling

genocide india now

Just got back from footy training and read through the last thread.

Kek, reddit really got triggered as fuck. Based fucking /pol/ did it again.

>>65058753
KOHLLAPSE

>2 posts early
autism

>Being proud of making every thread of a general
You have a serious issue dude, Im not joking right now. Youre heading down a horrible path. Seek help, please

IND WILL WIN

FUCKING BOGANS

>>65058753
how did the curries lose?

7 wickets from 34 hahahaha

FIXED
I
X
E
D

Confirmed fix in this match. India dominate early, dump all the cash on Aus, throw it away.

PROFIT

R I C H O M I C H E L L E
I
C
H
O

M
I
C
H
E
L
L
E

>7/34

jej

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>swing and miss tail

just like old times

>>65058766
P-P-PLEASE LET ME MAKE A THREAD BIG STRONG MUSCULUAR THREADCOUNTER

This guys got more misses than henry the 8th

>>65058781
>LE FUG LE REALDY CHEG XDXD

>>65058778
>HAHA LE FIGS XDXDDDDDDDDDD

>>>/bet/
kill yourself

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>>65058734

Holly or Ellyse, threadcunt?

>rotating the strike to yadav
lol jadeja. Enjoy losing dipshit

>yadav

TY based threadbro

Yadav literally gave up, he's trying to get out

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post some Smiths lads

>>65058787
I find threadcunt amusing tbqh

>>65058756
D R I V E

HOW DO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING SPORT AND STILL MANAGE TO BE SO SHIT AT IT

IT IS MINDBOGGLING

so much spaghetti dropped here kek

What the actual fuck is Yadav doing? Did someone bribe him to dive or something?

>stole the strike
kek yadav you peice of shit

>when oz beat india 5-0 and nz beats pakistan 3-0 the chappel-hadlee series will be between the #1 and #2 ranked sides

nice single yadaftbastard

>>65058808
>IT IS MINDBOGGLING
and 1billion people to pick from wtf

rip m marsh

DARSH

excellent hopefully Marsh will be out for the rest of the year

>>65058808
bc subhumans

MARSH ON CRAMP WATCH

>>65058806
where are you in QLD senpai? You best not say brissy

kek

KEK

Dhoni should neck himself after this game.

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>>65058804
>sandwiches
>not hamburgers

CRAMP
R
A
M
P

lmfao

siddle is LAUGHING his ass off right now

and he got rested

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>>65058833

MUH HAMMY

too many bumpats

>>65058833
north qld

>>65058792

Keep the Williams sisters in the tennis thread please.

COLLAPSED HARDER THAN INDIA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET AROUND ME LADS

this fucking game lads

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>I am scared of the brown man

>that West Australian courage
It's a fucking cramp.
For fuck sake someone kill Brayshaw already

>MUH LEVERS

>LE LAFFING @ LE GRAMP

Fucking losers. Cramp actually hurts like fuck. Only a fat retard who has never played sports would laugh.

How long until Yadav flings the bat like Bravo?

who /cheeky chef's best/ here?

Whats the team of the player in red shirt?

Faulkner gets good batting average because he comes in at over 46 and gets 15 not out, and pads his stats with an occasional wicket

> overrated af

Michael Beven did the same thing for 10 years
> Muh GOAT ODI batsman

>>65058734
Marsh's naked body couldn't handle the radiation from the KOHLAPSE

hopefully he tears the fuck out of it

>not playing Bananaman

He's cramp-proof because of based sodium and potassium.

WAA WAA WEE WAA

DROPPED


KEK THIS GAME

>>65058825
>>65058829
>>65058830
>>65058831
>>65058832
>>65058838
>>65058839
>>65058849
>oh hang on, hang on

>richardson

KANE

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>>65058867

He's clearly joking you imbecile

This has honestly ruined my entire fucking day. MS 'Afridi' Dhoni please kys.

>>65058867
Butthurt cucktorian detected

>>65058870
Mark Taylor and Michael Slater both opened for Australia mate

classic kane

>>65058870

yeah, we laugh at shit like that

>>65058876
Australian

MATTHEW

FUCKING

WADE

>>65058761
No you didn't saxon

What the fuck was that attempted 'catch'?

>gayde

GAYDE

gayde

gayde

> wade

>GAYDE

OH MY FUCKING GOD


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>GAYDE

WADE IS FUCKING SHIT

>>65058870
he literally said "any sportsman who's had a cramp in his hamstring before will know the pain he's going through"

AND WHO THE FUCKED GREASED HE BALL UP TONIGHT

>gayde 2 electric boogaloo

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>65058877

>for 10 years

There's the difference you fucking retard.

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TWO

DROPPED

CATCHES

IN

A

ROW

suddenly the ball is soap

>baddin

Based George showing how it's done

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CHEEKY CUNT

>>65058848
>mackay
townsville here, nice

thank you based george

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Just smash it

BASED KING GEORGE

KING GEORGE

Hope we lose now just for the keks

>burns
>wade
Why are r/cricket players so shit lads/

haha fuckin india

KEKE

BEJASED

>>65058935
t. New Zealander

>>65058932
is that it?

>the most memest match of 2016

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>this over

>cheeky 50 in 16 balls from Sharma

>33 off 13
>leave

Why isn't Bailey the wicket keeper since he's the only one who seems to be able to catch

why is memeswell off the field?

>>65058888
>expecting goose to detect sarcasm

>>65058943
fuck I want to kill myself now. Rushed back home because I was so optimistic and then the collapse started as soon as I started watching.

>4-NIL! 4-NIL4NIL4NIL 4-NIL 4-NIL

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>>65058935
>we

>>65058952
took a meme to the knee

>>65058952
Did his knee lad

>>65058951
Warner, Bailey and Maxwell are the only ones I'd trust under a high ball, under lights.
The rest are scrub as fuck. Even Smith who is acting like a grumpy prick from slip, would be hopeless.

>>65058962
A MEME TO HIS KNEE?

>>65058956
its your fault

jinxed them m8

how do you even bowl a wide at that level?

>>65058965
Oh and Lyon

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please watch our movies

Heals doesn't sound like he's 100% behind shilling The Habibs

>>65058975
kek

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Ravindra jadeja @imjadeja 18 Jan 2016
Hii guys mrng, really sorry for the last game, but will try our best next time n make u all feel proud,thanks for ur all love support n love .rj

>>65058975
>I read that in his voice

fuck me

>>65058975

>not watching The Castle three times a day
>being Australian

Pick only one.

>>65058974
lyon is hit and miss Tbh, Good comparitivly to the shitcunts in the team, but not close to being an elite fielder

>>65058970
If that's so, then I don't mind becoming an aussie supporter soon.

>>65058973
A wide is when the ball is bowled outside of the guy lines or is behind the legs of the batsman

>>65058982
LOL RICH ARABS

>>65058982
how many episodes before it gets axed?

>>65058988
it isn't funny at all though

>>65058989
>but not close to being an elite fielder
Not as a fielder, but his catching is fucking supreme.

>le back of the hand every ball man

What router do you lads use?

>>65058994

Maybe longer than Mark Latham's Q&A

>>65058877
He's good for Lancashire when he's not out drink driving desu

>>65058994
1.

>>65058982

slats. it's beginning to sound like a tamed down version of pizza.

>>65058994
6 at the max, then hidden in late night spot.

>>65058999
but muh serenity

>>65058999

Die in a fire.

>>65058999
agreed.

the castle was poos

Crackerjack > The Castle

WE WILL ROCK YOU

this is one of the most pathetic collapses I have ever seen

>>65058991
fuck the fuck off you tripfag, I know the rules of the game, go back to aspergerland

>>65058993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34

OGRE

>>65058982
Based Heals

>>65058994
2
Some news corp faggot will write an article crying about it the next day, using 1 tweet from 2 years ago as "proof" of "sjw outrage"

IT'S ALL OVER

Wade caught a ball.

Fuck me

>>65059015
THIS

>b: Lyon

>>65059017
Fuck off Bangla

its over

Anyone have that twitter/instagram pic of Jonah Lomu eating with some Arab/muslim?

>>65059017
Please watch our sport

based wade what a fucking catch

4-0

>>65059005
Your mother

>>65058988
Crackerjack's the real 1 australian movie you have to see

STAND UP IF YOU'RE 4-0 UP

>india lost that

Thank fuck wade actually catches one

>>65059017
Kermit's arsehole shitting out truth

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INDIA BTFO

>>65059015

Agreed.

>what's a swear jar?
>it's the jar you put money in when you say fuck

>>65059017
what about that garment factory in dhaka?

rana plaza?

Get fucking owned India you fucking shit cunts. You fucking smell like shit and you also play cricket like fucking shit.

and you fucking shit in D E S I G N A T E D shitting streets fuck you

>Kohli looking like an angsty teen
kek

KEK

K E K

You can't make this shit up.

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>>65059018
>Indians will defend this bowling and fielding performance in this series

>there are """""people""""" who thought the AusGODS would lose

>>65059018
You should get used to receiving cricket related factlets from me.

I am the resident cricket expert and I am here to help newbies like yourself and foreigners who would like to learn more about our wonderful sport.

kohli must hate his team so much

>>65059049
wew lad

>>65059000
nah lad, hes dropped a few in his time that warner and memeswell would have caught. He fields a lot in gully because they're isn't much else. Langer, Hayden and Huss would all field under the helmet, even ponting would go into sill mid off, and they were all elite behind the stumps. Thesedays you have burns, and voges dropping them everywhere, khawaja and smarsh largely untrusted and smith shelling every 3rd one at 2nd slip.

Is M.K. Gupta still around?

>>65059052
tbf he did his job but got out in a meme way. Dhoni is the one who should fucking kill himself.

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>Australia actually won this match somehow

Sydney will be rained out lads.

good session lads

Jackson hastings MOM Tbh

>>65059060
sorry, i fucking hate india

>>65058999
It's worth a watch, but the way Aussie tryhard circlejerk it is just sad.

>Losing 9 wickets for 46 runs

Kill the Indian team and start over

>>65059076
Dhoni should neck himself.

CURRIES ARE FUCKING FINISHED

>>65059056
Aus were far from the best they could be though. Little bowling pressure was placed on the top Indian batsman and poor fielding allround.

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Stole from /r/cricket

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>I post in /pol/ unironically

>>65059017
> has one good player ever
> everyone realises he's not that good as soon as he plays a quality side

>at one point in this game India needed 90 runs off 90 balls with 9 wickets to spare and they fucking lost

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>>65059064
>winners aren't losers

How are you supposed to lose to win then?

>india defeated by australias 4th best bowling attack for the 4th time in a row

>>65059085
Based meme

How do I access that part of reddit? (Sorry, I'm still learning).

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>>65059086
>I'm unironically a lefty

>>65059090
Match fixing t_b_h

>>65059094
ask the indians

>Banglel and shit Lanka showing up at the same time

Fuck me lads

>>65059090
That's a run every single ball, mate. That's pretty difficult

>>65059106
i said lose to win, not poo to win

alright seeya

back to /tv/

>>65059082
The victory had nothing to do with Australia tbqh. Richardson's five were all off terrible fucking balls

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>here come the habibs

pls no

>>65059095
> India defeated by themselves for the 4th time in a roq

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>>65059103
>i'm scared of brown people

>>65059108
9 wickets to spare, every single BBL team could pull that off.

>>65059108
You're fucking retarded. For the last 15 overs, a team should be scoring at least 8 an over and finish with a run rate of 7

>>65059117
They were tactical bad balls

>>65059103
>not being far right means you're far left

Neck yourself saxshit

> Kane gets MOTM based off stats, even though anyone who watched the whole game knew Warner won it

>>65059121
>all muslims are brown
>all brown people are muslims

I VOTE GREEN SO I CAN'T BE RACIST LOL XD

>>65059090
>KOHLLAPSE

>>65059138
It was honestly the worst five-for I've seen

australia and new zealand will be ranked #1 and #2 before their ODI series

get hype

BASED AUSTRALIA, new BAC dd record - http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/drinkdriver-records-48-believed-to-be-highest-blood-alcohol-reading-ever-recorded-in-australia/news-story/53ab0573f8f64da7e20ff4388e068a33

Time to join ISIS. ALLAH HU AKBAR. CRICKET IS HARAAAM.

>>65059138
One of if not the worst five-fors I've seen. Bowled absolute filth.

Best bowler was Hastings by a mile.

Lads which team should I support now? I've given up on these autistic fucks.

>>65059161
>paywall
Disgusting tbqh

>>65059167
England, unironically. It's a young team with lots of potential.

>>65059161
> Only members can access our premium articles and features.

> Paying for Courier Mail

>>65059176
In tests yes, but England just don't give a fuck about limited overs

>>65059180
Don't pay at all m8, dunno whats gone wrong there. Google it, what a fucking maaaad bitch.

>>65059187
Shane Warne cricket '99

>before dhawan lost his wicket the odds of India winning were 17:1
kek

Time to give my bat an oil lads

>>65059176
Yeah I'll do that. I've unironically been following them more ever since the NZ series and later when they completely changed their meme teams.

>>65059208
"bat"

>>65059208
Have fun m8, personally I'm gonna go jerk off

>>65059208
I'm currently activating my almonds

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>>65059187
>i play video games

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>>65059235
>muslim
>race
Top banter m8

>>65059235
Ginger subhumans are not white

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>>65059258
>muslim
>country
:-)

>>65059085
le epic ironic bad shooping maymay

Kane Richardson's 5-fer was the 4th most expensive of all time.

Saxon getting comprehensively BTFO in the tennis thread.

>>65059331
>LE U R EL SACK ZONE XDXD

any of you lads know what dosage of finasteride warnie is on?

>>65059331
He's 100% triggered here too

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>>65059331
>being this arse sore all across /sp/
Literally FURIOUS :)

>>65059187
shit taste

Why are /pol/tists triggered more easily than SJWs?

Fucking mind boggling desu

>>65059187
That's not The Simpsons: Hit and Run

>>65059331

Just got home, where in the thread is he getting BTFO

>>65059432
Were you IN the previous thread? /pol/ comprehensively PTFO reddit as always.

>>65059452
All I've seen today is saxon get super mad

>>65059432
where do you think you are

>>65059467
>le saxon maymay
"Saxon" does not actually exist you retarded freshcunt. Based Ivan is the leader of le /pol/ army.

>>65058923
> 1/3 of his innings are not out

muh average

>>65059484
he run chased the team to victory many times you seething casual

>>65059467

I've been at work all day, can you post examples?

>>65059499
> that's the entire point

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>>65059483
>ivan
>existing

>>65059432

4chan doesn't have a political orientation you fucking idiot, 4chan is innately contrarian. If alt right were the mainstream then /pol/ would be sjws.

In turn because /pol/'s views have become mainstream on 4chan the natural reaction is to be anti-/pol/.

>>65059484
his average is inflated, but his strikerate isn't which is also excellent

What is threadcounters end game? I'm genuinely worried about his mental health

>australians

>>65059501
All of last thread lad

He exploded because Bowie had the gall to suggest there was racism against abos in the Northern Territory in the 80s and that apartheid permanently fucked South Africa

>be matt wade
>play 56 ODI's
>never score a century
>average 25 with a strike rate of 77
>can't catch
>be colourblind
>keep getting selected

Literally why lads?

>>65059520
Michael Bevan's? It was acceptable for it's era, but nothing special.

>>65059531
I was about to post this

Is there any reason to keep him in the team when Nevill is literally a better batsman right now?

>>65059528
>there was racism against abos in the Northern Territory in the 80s and that apartheid permanently fucked South Africa

Well I'm glad I actually did something productive instead of shitpost with retards here

>>65059547
faulks

reminder if cricket wasn't professional Andy Flower would have been the Bradman of this era

>>65059694
reminder if Mugabe had never been born Zimbabwe would still be decent

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hello my australian friends

>>65059694
Honestly could have been. Averaged 50 coming from a system where no one average over 35, and I think that was his brother anyway.

inb4 muh stats. They tell part of the picture. Anyone who saw him during his career would confirm he was easily Zims best ever batsman

/Bundes/ is too smalltime for you guys. you should try /hoc/

>>65059940
Step by step, anglo friend.

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>>65059694

Meg IS the new Bradwoman

>she is the only person who takes her sport seriously
>she is the only (along with Ellyse, but she also plays soccer) professional in an amateur game
>she statpads against girls who literally do it >for free

>>65059940
that would probably break /sp/ for a while

>>65059923
Don't talk shit about my friends Mohammad Abu Halil.

>>65060045
??

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>india

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>>65058734

>a wicket

Hahaha not surprised by a sport invented by bongaboos

>>65060336
Are you lads going to try to burn Dhoni's house down again?

>>65060358
Please watch our sport

>>65060358
Please watch our sport.

>>65060095
>>65060358

PWOS

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>>65060359
On my way as we speak.

>>65060358
>football
>feet are barely involved

>>65060392
Tell his wife's daughter I said hi. I honestly just fucking hate him right now. He's just dragging the team down.

>>65060417
His keeping isn't even that great now as well. If it weren't for the currency his name brings he would have been unceremoniously dropped years ago.

>>65060455
Yeah he's just a shit keeper, batsman, and captain now. The only thing he's good at is stumping. India really need to revamp their meme overs squad like England did.

>>65060417

As a captain he is, but >you'd be fucking screwed without him as a player. Who you going to bring in to replace him? Saha? Ojha? KEK. You think your middle order is bad now.. bringing in one of those guys is basically just surrendering a slot.

>>65060577
Ishant Sharma

>>65060577
>skewed without him as a player

KEK. He's been absolutely shit this year. He's unironically scored a bulk of his runs against West Indies, Zimbabwe, Bangladesh, and South Africa at home. He's averaged 13 in this series with a highest score of 23. He's literally reaching Umesh Yadav levels of shit at this rate.

As for his replacement, at least for the Wt20, Uthappa has been one of the best IPL batsman consistency throughout the last few years. He's been severely under-rated by selectors for a long while now.

>>65060388
i have never watched a cricket match in my life and dont even know anything about the sport

>>65060718
Just watch our fucking sport!

>>65060736
o-okay senpai

http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/954077/the-best-from-50-years--by-the-numbers
>that complete lack of Australian performances

Lads I just finished most of my university applications.

>>65061426
Where are you headed lad and what are you studying?

>>65061439
Heading to Canada. I'll most likely study economic/ international economics or maybe commerce.

>you will never watch the cricket on your telly
>you will always watch cricket on your shifty computer
>you will never be taken seriously in /Cric/ discussion be you're American
>you will always be thought of as an expat shitskin even though you proved your white
>you will never take your qt gf to a cricket match
>you will never have to explain the rules of cricket to your friends because they don't care

>>65063514
Are you the faces of /cric/ BSA?

Heading to the site lads.
Going to be a hot one today it seems.

>>65064883
Yes

Laura>Mel
Holly>Ellyse
Bane>Root>Kohli>Smoth
Test>ODI>T20
Italians>Spanish>Portugesse>Greeks>Lebs

>tfw no tattoo qt gf
It's like I'm trying to Cuck myself intentionally

>>65058848
Macktown here aswell. Wanna smoke some shard?

>>65058800
POO

>>65058878
IN

>>65059164
LOO

>>65067631
Mackaybro>RC

>>65067654
Please
>>65067664
watch
>>65067674
our
>>65067702
sport

Does /Cric/ aimlessly walk around their city at night?
Does /Cric/ night crawl?

>>65068269
When i was 18 i did when i moved to a new city for uni. It was nice exploring without people around.

It was somewhat depressing though.

Asian "women" are fucking disgusting.

>>65068341

statscunt on suicide watch

>>65068426
Yep another clever post by the fucking retard.

Knit your socks lad

>>65068460

who do you think I am?

>>65068487
watch our sport

>>65068487
Please watch our sport

>>65068323
What city lad?

>>65068487


PLEASE watch our sport

>>65068505

>New Zealand
>cities

pick one. Their largest "city" is UNIRONICALLY smaller than Adelaide.

KEK

>>65068323
how are you today daniel
did you get my email?

>>65068269
No lad, I don't want to get mugged by a pack of wild tradies

>>65068269
I used to do that while listening to Burial
V relaxing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET_-6sMcuL4

this would be hard as fuck

>>65068323
Can't wait to do that stuff. KL is an unsafe shithole.

>>65068269
LITERALLY Elliot Rodger

>>65069065
More like Travis Bickle from taxi driver

>>65069065

nah mate Elliot Rodger is dead

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Was Elliot Rodger related to Chris Rogers?