/cric/

REAL THREAD
>>65052426
>>65052426
>>65052426

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD. NO STUPID LE BUNDES XD XD GIMMICK

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>>65052501

>>65052525
>he typed as he posted a thread with a holly OP for the thousandth time

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>Manuka Oval

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>>65052598
You're so stupid my man

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1st for borussia dortmund

>>65052649
One of the most easy going grounds with cheap piss m8

>>65052796
Its going to be filled with curries tbqh

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Who's an alpha RSD pickup artist like me? Probably none of you. haha!

who /gong/ here?

>killing the last thread at only 300 posts
For what purpose?

>>65052851
>Canberra
>curries
lol

Reminder that the other thread was made first.
Reminder that it will be the official thread until it reaches bump limit.
Reminder that Threadcounter will repeatedly spam "REAL THREAD HERE _______" in it, but that does not make this the "real" thread.

>>65052426
>>65052426
>>65052426

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>>65053059

>>65053059

You blew your wad too early by, a) not putting any information about the actual game, and b) thinking le ebin /bunde/ meme was an actual thing.

This is the superior, hard-working, salt-of-the-earth, 5 minute smoko taking thread.

>>65053059
Looks like it's deleted

kek

KEK

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>>65053059

BTFO

Why are mods deleting threads?

did daniel return? whatever happened since his departure?

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got googlied-swung upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the captain of Australia

In New South Wales born and raised
On turf was where I spent most of my days
Spinnin' out, bowlin', relaxin' all cool
And all batting at 8 like a young fool
When a couple of poms who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got one little century and Boof just stared
He said "You're movin' below Watto and Clarke at 4"

I scored and performed there day after day
But Clarke packed his back in went his own way way
Boof gave me the team and made me first wicket.
I put my helmet on and said, "I might as well hit it".

First drop, yo this is bad
Hitting half volleys all along the grass.
Is this what the specialist batsmen living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

I whistled for the ashes and when it came near
The scoreboard said 60 and it looked severe
If anything I could say that this chance was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to the captain's chair!"

I pulled up to the Gabba about 7 or 8
And I yelled to Clarke 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the captain of tests and elsewhere

Threadcounter literally has 12 Holly pics. He has labeled some of them 'holly65.jpg', 'holly66.jpg', etc, to try and make it appear as though he has a whole obsessive collection of them.
He is loving the fact that people have given him a persona, and is doing what he can to try and live up to it.

He is not actually schizophrenic, as he claims. That is just another gimmick he's tried to attach to his growing persona.

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>>65053059

Serena Williams is dressed as a tradie lads

Anyone have any good Holly photoshops?

>>65053480

She can set fire to my apprentice, if you know what I mean.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Its fucking hot lads

>>65053666
too right lad
bloomin almost cracked 25 today
thought i was gonna die

>>65053666
Hasn't even cracked 37 degrees yet m8

>Australia won the toss and choose to bat

Australia confirmed to lose

>/cric/ dead
>lets make a new thread anyway

holy shit, is there a bigger autist than threadcunt?

>it took Mackaybro one night to do what RC CLAIMS to have done his entire lifetime
Reality Cuck BTFO!

>>65052501
Adam is a fucking snitch who dogs on his mates

>>65053730
Bit salty your thread got deleted m8?

>>65053730
He only did it because someone else made one before him.
I know that his whole "LE I HAVE LE DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIA XDXD" shtick is a gimmick, but he is legitimately mentally ill and should seek medical help.

>>65053779
>salty

>>>/v/

>>65053779
>>65053807
Hate it when people say salty because I actually do start tasting a bit of salt in my mouth for some reason. Must be psychological or something.

>>65053832
you know if you pretend to shake salt into your mouth you can taste it

pretty weird to be honest

>>65053832
I hate it because it was LITERALLY created by nerds playing multiplayer video games, who thought they were being clever by literally just saying "U MAD" in a different way.

are one dayers dead?

I thought they were better than 20/20, but I'm not so sure anymore. especially after seeing 3 identical games in row

>>65053781
Dont worry, I genuinely believe he will find the help he needs once /nr/ is back and /cric/ becomes deader than RC

And by "help" I obviously mean a length of rope threaded between the rafters in his mums garage

>>65053863
You should change your name to the dead sea

>Allrounder Mitchell Marsh was listed at No.3 on the team sheet but it was not yet confirmed if he would bat in that position.
oh for fuck sake
either drop him or play him where he's supposed to play

literally no other player gets as many luxuries and flexibility as him

>>65053856
;)

>SA match fixing
>Sri Lanka match fixing
>professional tennis players match fixing
Are bookies destroying sports?

>>65053940
more like the mafia

>the biggest suspected earner in the tennis scandal was a group in sicily

>>65053894
I couldn't possibly imagine why

it makes me pretty mad when batsman get chance after chance to prove themselves. It gives me flashbacks to U14 cricket where I was actually half decent batter but was put at 12 every game, got given one chance to bat at 5 and got out for a duck from an absolute peach of a delivery and never got a chance again.
Then when I finally did it was when I was batting at 11 and made a 50 to save our team when they had collapsed for like 40.
That and my fucking dad never got me a proper fucking bat the stingy cunt and I had to bat with a fucking 40 kashmir piece of shit

>>65053894
Mitch Marsh is LITERALLY just another Watson. He will get an endless amount of chances as Watson did thoughout his career

>>65053974
Poorious Ausgod please forgive and forget.

>>65054033
Marsh is already a better bowler than Fatshit in his prime and can bowl for more than two overs before giving up.
His batting isn't great, but he's only really batted out one full series.
If he fails in Poo Peelans then he should be dropped for a year or two and replaced with Faulkner or Hastings

Its fucking hot

>>65054233
It is not.

>>65054233
It's fucking terrible weather here, it's like I'm in Poo Shit Peeals

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>>65054277
>humidity
>in bestern Australia

took an absolutely humongous log shit yesterday and my sphincter is still sore as fuck

>>65054289
>Christmas
>no snow and hot as fuck
It's gotta be strange living there

>>65054376
please watch our sport

Why is Nathan Lyon playing? I have absolutely no problem with this; I just thought they'd decided Lyon's not an ODI player.

>>65054341
There's no better feeling tbqh.

I often do shits so big that they block the toilet and I have to spend half an hour clearing it out.

>>65054376
It's gotta be strange being dumb enough to not understand how hemispheres work

>>65054390
They didn't want to ruin his test form with limited over shit at first, but now they're trying to ready him for the world T20

>>65054404
Hes talking about weather he associates with holidays being completely different here you dumb shit

>>65054404
It's just too warm for Santa Claus to visit m8

>>65054402
I got scared because it wouldn't come out after like half an hour. stuck my finger up there and it was huge and rock hard and started freaking out but it eventually came out

>>65053354
That was beautiful

>>65053878
One day is objectively the most inferior format of cricket.

>>65054425
It's gotta be strange being dumb enough to not understand how hemispheres work

>>65054496
eat more fibre ffs

>>65053878
When there's a bit of variation in the pitch it's better

This series has just been the most formulaic shit so far

>it's an ishant sharma over

>>65054581
I usually do eat a very good diet but I ate Hungry jacks once on friday night and this happens

>>65054615
And not that shit an over, considering

who /for mine/ here?

>>65054629
I was actually surprised, he was even bowling above 135 kph

>>65054647
Ishant's always had potential to be good, at least for an Indian seamer. He's just woefully inconsistent.

>>65054623
>eating hungry jacks once did that

why are you lying? If anything you'll have loose stool after HJs because of all the fat.

>>65054660
I guess that's what happens when you're in a country with no fast bowling infrastructure. If he lived in Australia, Pakistan or South Africa, he could be a genuine threat right now.

>>65054697
fat hardens stool m8

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>>65054440

>implying

>>65054713
if he was white he'd be better

Is taking a shit more of a meme than taking a piss?

>>65054713
Remember that Irfan Pathan or something? Was leading the attack by 20 and burned out before he turned 30 because of the shitty coaching and support.

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Please ask me to watch your sport

>>65054743
>he doesn't do both simultaneously

>>65054751
fuck off we're full

>>65054751
please watch our sport

>>65054750
He was honestly an amazing prospect. Same thing is happening to Kumar right now.

>>65054743
I unironically sit down when I pee
is that meme?

>>65054741
Maybe he wouldn't be such a greasy fuck. The lad looks like a serial rapist

>>65054751
Go be fat somewhere else

>>65054788
well he is indian

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Why are there no good Aboriginal cricket players?

Even the kiwis have their natives playing eggby and civilised enough to not piss and shit in public

Why can't you tame the savage Abo and teach him the gentleman's game?

Just got a job at Masters lads, things are looking up!

>>65054786
I used to because my terrible phimosis made it impossible to aim and I'd end up pissing all over the floor. I just do it out of habit now.

>>65054786
I've told people I've done that and they called it feminine. I just do it cause I'm lazy

>>65054811
they all play AFL, cricket may as well not exist outside of the metropolitan areas.

Abos can unironically be quite good sprinters and a few of Australia's better pace bowlers were abo back in the early 20th century

>>65054716
My fat cock hardened your mum's stool.

>>65054811
We had one, but he literally went fishing instead of going to training and got dropped

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When is Australia going to become good at a REAL sport like rugby union? Cricket is dead and for obese cuckholds. Rugby is a rugged hardman's sport and is way better than AFL

And furthermore if New Zealanders are inferior to based Ausgods why do the Kiwis always beat up the scared little Kangaroos when it comes to real sport like Rugby?

>>65054837
I do it because I swear you can get like 30% more piss out and it feels better on your bladder

>>65054814
Good stuff lad, that's a keeper

>>65054837
Doesn't it go all over the seat?

two freo players just walked into the cafe I'm in lads

>>65054856
White Kiwis suck at rugby, it's their brown people. Same reason Argentina plays rugby but no other Anglo sport

>>65054884
>he recognises afl players

lel.

>>65054884
Show them your clunge, lass

Poo Peelands finest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOSF4woxh7s

>>65054884
One time I was a kitchen hand and Tim Cahill came into the cafe and chatted for a bit. That was the only shift at that job that didn't suck.

>>65054896
>white kiwis suck at rugby
>literally all the best players in history with the exception of lomu are white.

>>65054856
The pinnacle of Rugby Union is viewed as the penalty goal. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of penalty goals that can be attempted within 80 minutes. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
Rugby league is OK but I can't deal with all that running and passing. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single penalty goal being kicked! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a scrum collapses and repacks six times, followed by a penalty goal, in rugby league. If league wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in rugby league. They set up too many plays and go far too long without slowing the game down with penalties, line outs and 4 scrum re-packs. What rugby league need to do is make field goals and penalty goals worth more, so more time is spent standing around watching one guy kick a ball. Did you guys see the latest Durban Pirates vs Roturua Razorbacks game? Six penalty goals to five! The pirates had no answer to the Razorbacks tactics of kicking the ball out then collapsing the scrum.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in rugby league, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score tries against each other. Yawn.

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>>65054811
because the proportion of maori to NZer pop is much higher than abo to Aussie pop

We have a similar issue in britain

pic related shows how we tamed our native population

>>65054922
Chippy or sparky m8

>>65054915
I like this pasta

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>poo peeland
>mfw a kiwi will be angered by this post

where's Sran

Should they try to keep going at >6/over, or should they just try to conserve wickets?

what's decent on aus netflix my dad gave me his account. but there really isn't that much stuff
already seen making a murderer

forgot about the game desu
>crapberra

>>65054979
House of Cards lad

>arrive in the thread
>everyones talking about new zealand
we're moving up in the world lads

>>65054915
The thing to remember about the bogan is that their allegiance is not to any particular sport, but to the nation of Australia.

It is for this reason that the Australian bogan gravitates so strongly to the three tent-pole sports of boganism - Cricket, Rugby League and AFL. The bogan gravitates to these sports not because he enjoys, or even understands them. The bogan cares only that Australia is the best, thereby validating the bogan. And where else can the bogan assert that Australia is best, other than on the sporting field, where there is a clear winner and loser.

It is for this reason that the bogan will sometimes be seen supporting the wallabies - albeit often furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to understand the sport of rugby. They can't understand how an Australian team might not be the best in a sport, but they will support the team when the team appears to be on the cusp of establishing themselves as the best in the world, only to promptly decry the sport, and not the team, in the event that Australia should lose. A failure of the national side is a failure of the bogan himself, and the distancing of one's self worth from the worth of the national sporting team would require a degree of metacognition that the bogan is simply not capable of.

So the rest of Australia will continue to humour the bogan, as without them our shipping, construction and minerals industries would grind to a halt. And the television networks will continue to play AFL, rugby league and cricket in order to pacify these puzzling creatures. And every now and again on a humid summer breeze you will hear their cries of ">muh state of origin" and ">muh Warney" and you will know that the Australian economy is in safe hands, at least for the immediate future.

goin shops lads, want anything

>>65055000
a job

>>65054977
Setting a score above 320 will make MS DOS pooicide

eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65055000
a gf

>>65054979
The Thick of It

>>65055000
A grilled cheese sandwich but my oven's broken.

>>65055040
Based merv

Reinstated as a selector when?

>>65055000
A tattood qt gf

>>65055000
trips pls

>>65055000
Some potato scallops

>>65054991
The jealous tears are tasty tbqh

lads how do I manufacture a personality other than my famous Michael Cera-lite

If you're going to bowl short, bowl it actually fucking short, and not 130kph at his chest. Is that so fucking hard to work out?

Just ate a 12 piece kfc bucket and 3 large sides.

Still a bit hungry, what should I get for dinner? Already thinking about food.

Dropping a deuce now lads

>>65055126
Make sure you use the loo, you're not at home anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmcbEVo41KA

>turd weeland

Would Aaron Finch unironically be a better test opener than Smarsh?

>>65055114
make some rogan josh lad
thats what im having

>>65055149
>He thinks I'm a shitskin
Kys

Is Warner unironically as good at Matty Hayden?

>>65055114
An entire extra large Hell Pizza, with mozzarella sticks and tendies for a side

Don't forget the 2litre of L&P and the Cody's

>>65055185
>cody's
>not diesel
almost perfect la

>>65055155
>LE RED PILLED COCONUT MAN

lads handsome and talented matty pavlich just walked in and joined them

>>65055168
No, Finch is a limited over babby

Even Burns is a better choice

>>65055239
No one knows who the fuck you're talking about cunt.

pads for umpires when?

One of these days a fast bowler will die by one of the batsmen on a straight drive. Umpires got helmets now, fast bowlers can't react that quick to someone like dave warner hitting it clean.

>>65055257
Warner was a limited overs babby once upon a time. Just saying.

>>65055287
Post yfw they make bowlers wear helmets

>>65055185
>mozzarella sticks
Which hell pizza serves these lad? Mine doesn't

>>65055181
Hayden is over-rated, made his top scores against Zimbabwe.

>>65055301
Finch has a terrible technique, and is a confidence player. His balance was just falling over few overs ago. He's a decent ODI opener that's all. He can never be a test opener, ever, his defense is terrible.

>>65055239
i would husbando the pav

>>65055301
Warner had fantastic technique and was showing signs of adjusting his game to suit tests

>>65054852
haha Symonds isn't aboriginal

>>65055380
>this
Warner was always a proper batsmen.

>>65055239
Nice lad
Pav's a fucking legend

>>65055348
And Warner made his against the current West Indies.

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Lads, the selectors actually picked two swingbabbys for the PP tour...


Are the selectors, dare I say it, not completely tarded?

>>65055348
Heath Streak was literally better than any current Poo Peeland "bowler"

>>65055396
I thought he had some in him

What's Aussies take on the Chris Gayle situation? Just wondering. Imho I thought he didn't do nothing wrong.

>>65055438
I think his dad was from Barbados and his mum was from Norway or some shit

>>65055239
go sniff his seat after he leaves

>>65055446
I think he fucked up a little, but the response was an overreaction. It's like if you get a speeding ticket for doing 65 in 60 zone. Yeah, you did do something wrong, but it's not appalling. It's not like he groped here or some shit.

>>65055446
Most people I've seen are defending him, and they're fairly left leaning too.

GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKING FINGER

>>65055466
> Western Australians

>>65055475
This is the general opinion

>>65055446
On one hand it was just bantz that the PC thought police over reacted too. On the other hand he is a shitskin trying to touch a white women. Its a complex issue but I think I'm go to side with no touching of white women by shitskins.

>Rahane injured

RIP India

>>65055510
Based Saxon

warncuck out next over

>>65055492
I'm a proud cucktorian, m8.

>>65055510
Well, if we're going to /pol/ this conversation up, Mel's a wog.

>people who judge a player's ability in one format based on their performance in a different format
fucking kill yourselves

poo peeland is gay

Australia will make 400

>>65055543
t. Trent Boult

http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/sport/twitter-had-no-mercy-for-mel-mclaughlin-saying-she/98394917-248a-43ba-b4eb-fd6bc3793e1b.htm

kek, Gayle's literally stigmatised her forever

>>65055543
Why? Obviously it's not the be all and end all, but if all other factors are equal, someone struggling to get into the test side would do themselves more favours with a century in an ODI than a duck.

>>65055446

Speaking as the voice of sanity, I was disgusted by his actions and had a literal panic attack directly caused by his interview. I was vomiting for three days afterwards and have since applied for the Disability Support Pension.

His behaviour is endemic to the masculine "humanity" and we won't be free of the shackles of the patriarchy until they're all castrated and summarily executed.

>>65055634
How do you know Gayle's a man you fucking bigot? Just because he looks like one and has a cock doesn't mean he doesn't identify as a trans lesbian

>>65055612
Bowling and batting are very different.

For instance in a T20 you just need to be able to bowl a slower ball and land a yorker every over, but that kind of bowling is absolute shit in test cricket

>>65055647
he's just down for the free the nipple cause

>>65055343
The one in Vancouver did, sorry to hear yours doesn't they were rather good.

>>65055647
she was probably DRIPPING wet after that

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Just stocked up on some dripping and lard for tonight boys

So are we actually going to pull off an awesome innings here, or are we going to fuck it up and collapse?

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>>65055647
SHAME

>>65055537
Italians and spaniards are considered whites but not Greeks

based MWNN is weighing in on the Gayle incident on Twitter RIGHT NOW

>>65055704
Where do you bat lad?

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>>65055714

>this """"""opinion""""""

>>65055728
I'm Nathan Lyon

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>>65055731
>t. Guido Hatzis

>>65055714
Wog includes Italians and spaniards

It refers to any non Anglo or Irish European migrant to Australia, it's just that the Greeks and Italians were the most migrants

Did Kumar get his facial hair from Conchita?

>>65055446

It's an interesting philosophical conundrum likely to be debated in Universities for hundreds of years

>>65055749
I have Italian friends and I don't consider them shitskin. I'm not a liberal,white knight faggot either. They're are a lot of white's in northern Italy and in Spain. Most Greeks are dark skinned

India need to drop Dhoni

He's essentially a specialist keeper who has no idea how to captain an ODI team in 2016

>>65055788
It's more based on their mentality and behaviour than their skin

And here's Ian Healy reminiscing about his ""career"" from three decades ago as a nice change of pace

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>>65055719

The main thing I've learnt is that it's just fine to objectify women, as long as you only refer to them as "pretty" or "cute". The mental gymnastics going on with this guy is insane

sharma manages to get uglier every year

>>65055801
I mean a lot of Italians are considered niggerish( i.e. Jersey shore juice heads) but most Italians are good people. Not to familiar with spaniards but they seem like civilized people. Greeks are another story. It sounds like Italians assimilated into American society better than they did in Australia

>>65055847
Eh, the second generation assimilated fairly well The word wog doesn't really get used too much these days, it was more a 70s and 80s thing.
If it weren't for their appearance and love of divegrass you wouldn't know half of them are Italian these days

Wogs are not shitskins but they are not whites either. Wogs are capable of integrating and accepting australian values and lifestyle. Mostly the children of first generation post war wogs before society become PC.
Real shitskins are very incompatible, they are literally sub-humans and the percentage of them that can integrate to acceptable levels is extremely small, especially in todays PC society. Host society are cucked in to submitting to shitskins culture and forced to change for them.

>>65055714
>italians and spaniards are considered whites

Haha! Will I be seeing you at the BlackLivesMatter rally tomorrow, fellow social justice warrior?

>>65055847
It's only a generation or two. Most Italians in Australia who are actual Italians or raised by two Italians do fall into stereotypes, but people born and raised here who had maybe an Italian grandma who came out in 1945 are more or less assimilated by now

>>65055874
Fuck off saxshit

>>65055877
This
I have a friend who's half greek and not woggy at all
most full blooded wogs can't assimilate properly and have lower intelligence.

One thing that has damaged the wog cause is middle eastern leb scum of the earth hi-jacking the wog label from the Italian/Greek wogs.

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have you lads seen this classic?

>WARNKEK

>getting bowled by fucking ishant

>>65055915
I unironically like the original Wog Boy. The second movie all they did was get funding from the government via 'film australia', then had massive holiday and pretended to make movie.

>>65055915
I actually really enjoyed the first one when I was a kid

I don't know what apologetic, enclave ridden east coast shitholes you people live in, but there is no fucking way any Italian or Spaniard is white, or even remotely assimilated, they're greasy, slicked hair, gold-chained walking fucking stereotypes.

Italians>Greeks>chinks>>>>>>lebs

>>65055893
>LE U R LE SAGZON

>>65055953
I have literally never seen a Greek outside of Melbourne

>>65054848
This is true, a kid I went to school with could have played state cricket at least is now playing in the AFL.

U N S E L F I S H

who /afl/?

>63 days

>it's a Mitch Marsh gets exposed innings

>>65055953
what the fuck they all are

>>65055049
>Used the term "grilled" not "Toasted"
Get the fuck out.

>>65055997
He's been in uttershit form. If indian bowlers fail to get him out they're dogshit.

>>65055974
You've seen them, they've just been assimilated

>>65055995
An entire season of Essendope getting BTFO and embarrassed, I cant w8 m8.

Where were you when India bowled Mitch Marsh into form?

>finch scores a century
what a shit game

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>>65056012
>mfw I have a toasted grilled cheese sandwich

>it's a sharma bowls down leg stump just short of a good length over

>>65055714
"The Wogs start at Calais"

Are Eastern Europeans considered wog?

>>65056046
Why is Britain the best place in Europe?

>>65055714
Italians are crypto arabs

execute all italians

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>>65055974

>it's a greasy wog chucks a fit episode

>>65056047
Yes, but the girls are qt so it's okay

>>65056047
Not really. They have their own stereotypes though, so it's not exactly a free ride

>>65056061
islam desu

>>65056068
Farewell Lleyton, farewell white Australian tennis players

finch is fat

>>65056084
All our Female Tennis players are white...

Also Sam Groth?
Duckworth?

>>65056094
bulky

good, responsible batting from Marsh. No need to throw away your wicket lad, just dig in and get ready for the long haul

>>65056110
t. turknjaydee

Were Channel 9 just playing Deerhunter, or am I going insane?

>>65056110
>2 (16)
Top kek

>>65056119
Yeah lad, it was the start of Snakeskin

>>65055947
>get funding from film australia
>to film a movie in Greece

This is what happens when lelbourne is the cultural hub of your country.

>>65056119
Favorite deerhunter album lad?

Is Millman still in or did he get knocked out?

I went to highschool with him. Crazy to think that he's still trying to break in to the tour this far down the line.

>>65056131
Microcastle or Halcyon Digest tbqh

>>65055947
I know one of the producers and this is literally exactly what happened.

Someone get Marsh out of there he's eating up all the balls

>8 (22)

>>65056068
>tfw wog
>despise divegrass

>>65056172
backpage

>>65056180
Good stuff lad

based marsh

>>65056186
Fuck off brayshaw

Marsh isn't playing poor shots desu, he just can't pick the gaps

will wade actually ever bat

>>65056162
>>65056165
Good,responsible batting from Marsh. No need to throw your wicket away lad, just dig in and get ready for the long haul

what happened to the pitches in australia in recent times? This is painful to watch where fast bowlers don't get any support

>>65056199
Will Wade is an American college basketball head coach for the Virginia Commonwealth University men's basketball team m8

>>65056219
matty wade the gloveman

what are you, a wog?

hahaha Kohli is such a knob

just reminding you lads that /sp/ will be at maximum activity and shitposting on monday due to the handegg games, particularly the Broncos v Pats

i'm telling you this because /cric/ has 404'd multiple times during the playoffs so far due to the large amount of activity in a short space of time, and there will be even more activity on monday due to the Brady v Manning factor

>tfw ishant didn't drop it for kohli to blow up which would lead to never seeing ishant in the team ever again

>>65056217
Channel 9 got mad after Sri Lanka got rolled in three days and now they put out roads so they can get ad revenue for the full five days

>>65056229
Thanks matt

>tfw accidentally bought creamed corn instead of normal, uncreamed corn.

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>every game has had a 2/222 in it

David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.

Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.

To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler

Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6

>Warner 170cm
>Finch 176cm
>M Marsh 193cm

At least marsh isnt a manlet.

>>65056229
Don't know why handegg faggots can't keep all their shitposting in one thread like based elite /cric/ desu

>that horrible attempt to imitate based Richie
Someone deport this limey fuck

>>65056247
>yfw you didn't cream on your corn

>>65056254
Gave me a giggle lad

Is Steve Smith cricket's greatest statspadder since Bradmeme?

>>65056247
Go back to the shop and explain your mistake. They might let you exchange it.

>Smoth

Gonna shave my balls tonight lads

>>65056229
I can hear threadcuck untangling the rope right NOW

>>65056259
> A seam bowler is taller than opening batsman

First Summer watching cricket?

>>65056229
The only match thread getting 404'd will be SA vs England

>>65056285
Your bf will love it, faggot.

>>65056285
Keep us updated lad

>>65056292
Ball shaving isn't actually as bad as you'd imagine

>>65056285
shaved mine yesterday now they're itchy :(

>>65056288
Matthew Hayden was 191cm

Will smith score a century?
Will australia make 350

Last three digits are Australia's 50 over score

Shaved balls are normie
Hairy balls are meme

>>65056295
Enjoy your crotch rot in australian heat, idiot.

Are Risha and Shikhar Dhawan related to Ramnaresh Sarwan?

>>65056306
I love how you googled literally the most prominent tall opener in Australian history

>>65056317
> Having a groin which resembles Dr Cornell West's hair is cooler during the Summer

>>65056313
What's patrician then lad?

>Coldplay sent Bowie a song and asked to collaborate
>he refused and told them the song sucked

Based

>stove already outscored darsh

Who /watchingthecricketandtennis/ here?

>>65056336
castration

>Marsh is equal to Smith's score despite facing three times fewer runs

>>65056336
Cock ring la

>>65056348
>_>

>>65056320
Katich, Taylor, G Marsh, Watson are opening non-manlets.

>>65056366
>watson
>relevant

>>65056366
And only two of them were successful

>>65056377
Didnt say he is relevant just not a manlet.

Gilly another non-manlet opener.

Post /Cric/ approved commercials
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X17v5ltnE8s

>there's another Healy in the first class pipeline

Time to neck myself lads

>>65056388
You're really sticking with this idea that somehow batsmen are as tall as fast bowlers, aren't you?

this pitch is flatter than a designated shitting street

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WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN BAD MOUTHING GREEK AUSTRALIANS?

>>65056392
>money was spent making this

>>65056407
No you implied opening batsmen were manlet by nature, not the case.

>>65056415
That looks like if Steve and Mark's mum fucked a Greek

>>65056415
Hey Baz, glad to have you with us

Looking forward to hearing you tomorrow morning on 6PR

>>65056428
No, I implied fast bowlers are taller than openers, which is obvious

>>65056415
I'm a staunch racist but you are alright Baz.

>>65056428
i think you'd most of the best batters every are tiny

>>65056439
Marsh is an allrounder.

Not memeing now, but why they fuck did they send MMarsh up the order?

>A Greek wog just lost to a Spanish wog in tennis
Poetry

>>65056415
Based Baz, tell the boys at Freo I said hi

>>65056454
to make him relevant

Are Portuguese unironically whiter than Spaniards?

>>65056454
The pitches are so flat and the bowling is so shit that he's barely had a chance to bat properly since Poo Peeland, so they're rolling him out on a dead rubber game

STOP FUCKING REMINDING ME VERY VERY SHIT

>>65056476
But why not Memeswell?

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>Darsh is still in