Yank here, going to London in a few weeks and I was hoping to buy a ticket for a Spurs match but their site says some bullshit about needing a membership.
Do you bongs have a craigslist or stubhub equivalent where I can buy scalped tix?
Just turn up at the stadium you minge and buy one off a tout, when he tells you It's $200 a ticket because it'll cost him $'s to get the currency exchanged I'd listen to him. Also, tip 20%.
Tickets are offered to fans with memberships first and the tickets that are left are offered to general public. You won't get one for the arsenal game if you are over then desu
Against Swansea, 2/27
i'll be coming from Brighton and I don't want to go all the way up there if there's a chance I wont get one. is it likely I will?
there aren't any there dicklock
Kindly fuck off, we don't want you at our games, thanks.
if i said i wanted to see Arsenal or Chelsea you would be giving me shit too. Or I chose to not go all the way to London and see Brighton and Hove instead you'd call me hipster.
damned if i do, damned if I dont
>stadium full of grown men blowing bubbles like 5 y/o girls
yeah no thanks
Atmosphere at games in the championship Is usually far superior to the "big clubs" as the fans are genuine and passionate. If I were you I'd give It a go. Best games I've ever been to were league 1 games.
its not seen as anything because we dont know much about other clubs outside the big ones. its not like i can just turn on FS1 and watch Dumbsbyshire FC v Goatfuckshead united at any time.
I just want to see some matches while i'm over there and i've always had fun at spurs games since i was originally stationed over there for military duty. this time i'll be in brighton though and would like to see a match without taking a long ass train ride.
daily reminder that most brit posters on /sp/ know fuck-all about their own sport
>mfw this ignoramus gets his head kicked in
you realize that the "poor europeans have nothing in their lives except soccer" is actually a true meme?
/sp/ eurofags are nerds, you have no idea the level of brutality that these firms aspire to
i'm in the USMC. not trying to sound hard when i say i can probably take a few drunk english dudes. besides, attacking a member of the US military carries its own set of consequences beyond getting your face smashed in
they literally do
but just like america, there is a based population of white people who realize how fucked up shit is
and not every person who is right-wing is a hooligan, but for god damn sure every hooligan is right-wing
i support spurs because it was the club of my english friends when I was in the military and it was the only football i was exposed to there. also I like how they use a mixture of homegrown and purchased players and they play attractive , attacking style and seldom park the bus.
sorry for not asking people to change their team's games on TV to the Scunthorpe match
they would be extradited to the US and sent to federal pound me in the ass prison, besides having 2 other literally trained killers to answer to once they find me.
i'm not going to be le epik troll, i was just telling that dude to fuck off and that i'll do what i want.
no that would not happen, you're unconscious in the street and wake up an hour or two later. no one reported the crime because no one cares about you.
the point i'm trying to make is that you have no friends.
if you are standing directly in front of a security camera, white men #1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 walk up and deliver a beatdown... they aren't finding them. your ass is in a hospital and no one gives a fuck.
no one is calling the police when you're outside a football stadium on a matchday wearing troll colors and you get a vicious beating.
bro i'll be with 2 other fit ass servicemen, its not happening. unless we get surrounded and attacked by the entire stand a couple of skinny drunk englishmen aren't doing shit
stupid argument over hypothetical stuff anyway. how do you even know? aren't you american?
i went to an arsenal game vs newcastle a few years back at the emirates. arsenal won. made the mistake of shittalking the visiting geordies on our way out of the stadium.
thank you london police is all i have to say.
OP I hope you get tickets and have a nice time.
If you can't get any just get them from a tout, or put a post on the Spurs messageboard and see if anyone will loan you their season ticket as a lot of people have them but can't attend every game.
>punching an out-of-uniform foreign serviceman away from home soil while he is antagonizing you is enough to get you extradited to the U.S. and sent to "federal pound me in the ass prison"
>as a civilian in his home country
kek, americans actually believe this shit
Yeah its stupid to say they'll get extradited but i can tell you from experience that if you can prove you were attacked first, you will be given unofficial free reign to beat the perpetrator within an inch of his life
Not anymore you stupid fuck
>Statute of Westminster
Also the United States has bases on your faggot island, which is why Marine bro is going over there. The US is basically occupying your country and there is fucking nothing you can do about it.
not trying to say you couldn't have an impotent post-match brawl like any other fucks
but it's just so poignant to see an american soldier think he can step in any given country and any random bum that wails on him is going to get exported to the US to get waterboarded as an enemy of the state
>While traveling, you are subject to the local laws even if you are a U.S. Citizen.
please ignore our proud patriot marine, they're not taught to think
proud patriot marine you do what you want, just don't be stupid
The Uniform Code of Military Justice and Conduct Overseas
The UCMJ is also enforced on off-duty soldiers overseas. However, military law enforcement agreements are negotiated between the base and the host nation, and therefore vary.
> These agreements are designed to keep jurisdiction for off-base infractions within Department of Defense jurisdiction.
I wouldn't listen to the autistic lads on this board, I'd bet 3/4 of them have never been to a Premier League match in their lives.
I live in Europe for 3 years and met plenty of Brits who were great and very open to talking about soccer with an American. Most of them seemed pleasantly surprised I even knew anything about the premier league.
I only ever met 1 autistic fucker who was basically /sp/ incarnate, the fucker went to Oxford too and was a Norwich fan and was completely unbearable whenever we talked soccer. He was the kind of faggot to correct me if I pronounced anything remotely off and would repeat anything I said with an embellished American accent - "NORRRRWICH HAHAHA MATE IT'S PRONOUNCED NORCH" and stuff like that. Complete and utterly on the spectrum.
Sad thing is he was a student at Britain's best school. I knew Mancs and scousers that were 10x smarter than that cunt yet because his dad's mummy's great grandpep washed the King's asshole or whatever he got to go to Oxford. Top kek.