Discuss...

>Jack Russell
>doglet fullbacks
>guaranteed red card after he goes Suarez on an opposing players

>Huskey
>not Shitland Sheepdog

>current year
>no corgi

are you even trying?

>>65032998
only if the Whippet looks like Robben

only till then will this work

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>no based corso as cb/dm to break some necks
ishhy diggy

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>>65032998
>Huskey

Are you sure you don't mean Heskey?

TBF Heskey could take on that entire team (or any team) singlehandedly

>no Doberman box-to-box midfielder

shit lineup

Aussie Cattle Dog would make a goat DM desu

>>65032998
> dogo argentino on the left

> implying whippets can cut inside

>>65033041
haha

remember heskey lads??? haha he's so shit and slow

but we're gonna pretend he was good - therein lies the joke ;-) hehehehe

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>no doge

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>>65032998
>no cheeky English Cocker Spaniel CDM

ya fucked up

>everyone thinks there's dog should be a DM
what is this groundbreaking new meme

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Is this the Zidane-rating thread?

>>65032998

Golden Retreiver-----------------------------Black Lab
------------------------------Corgi--------------------------
German Shepherd-----------------------Dobberman
------------------------American Bulldog------------------
Dogo ------ Pitbull-----------Rott---------Bloodhound
-------------------Border Collie---------------------------

find a flaw

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Cats>Dogs

>>65032998
>not having ur mum as GK

>>65033098
To be fair it's gone too far in the other direction. Heskey was never great, but he wasn't awful. He was a solid second striker.

Put Golden Retriever at one of the CM's and replace it with Chow Chow desu

>>65033185

see here

>>65033259

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>implying dogs could do shit on a cold, wet Wednesday night in the ocean

>>65032998
>German Shepard as a striker and not CB
>Golden Retriever not as a winger
>No Greyhound as a MF

Should be

---------------------Greyhound----------
Labrador----------Argentino-----Whippet
--------Border Collie-------Husky-----
Corgi----- Bloodhound---Pitbull---Vilzia

>>65033309
Octopus is a funny name

>>65033309
>home babbies
>trash.jpg

>>65033309
>dolphin
>sharks
>on the same team
dolphin's gonna wreck shit

>>65033336
>Greyhound
>having a lanklet CF
Just stick a St Bernard up there and hoof balls forward to him.

>>65033309
>those giant fat centre halves

enjoy getting done on the counter

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>>65032998

>your team
>white

>no Springer Spaniel on the wing

>>65033048
This. Also no Huskey leading the line up front. Shit formation OP

You know pornstar threads are strictly forbidden?

>no Boxer CB

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Is there a better strike partnership in football?

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>>65033309
> implying they stand a chance

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>that back 4

wtf were you thinking

>>65033561
>putting Banana AKA the Peter Crouch of fruit on the wing

what the FUCK were you thinking

>>65033257
Under rated post

>>65033561
banana seems like a fruit that was born to cut inside

>>65033570
>Those slow as shit backs

Enjoy getting scored on all of the time.

>>65033601
Bend it like Banana m8

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>not just playing woofball up to the fellaini of dags

>>65033561
>slow as fuck center backs
>soft as fuck full backs

L M A O

>le husky meme XDDD

>>65033561
>le big black centre half meme

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>>65033629
>woofball

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Find a flaw.
Protip: You can't
>Huskey leading the line
>chihuahua providing sneaky throughballs
>whippet with them overlaps and link up play well based beagle
>Grey hound providing speed
>Golden retriever with god tier defense
>Goat CDM partnership
Fuck I wish dog soccer where a thing.

>>65033685
>great dane

I get it

>>65033685
this is pretty good, I'd swap whippet and beagle though

>>65033685
>playing the GOAT dog in a midfield 2

Waste of GS desu

>>65033739
>>65033766
autism

>>65033785
welcome to 4chan my friend

>>65033754
>not putting your best in the middle
defense wins championships

>>65033685
>no border collie in midfield
dropped

Where's Hillary Clinton?

>>65033828
In Texas building a wall

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Most athletic team coming through

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>>65033885
>not having shire horse up front

>>65033885
>tackle horse
>it can't get up
>shoot it ded

>Not fielding LITERALLY the GOAT strike partnership

-------------------STL Ram------------------------------
----------------------------LA Ram----------------------
Eagle----------------------------------------------Jaguar
-------------------Bear------------Panther-------------
Colt---------------Raider----------Viking--------Charger
-----------------------------Brown------------------------

>>65033916
damn that's a good call, could go cb for the lusitano who is basically just an andalusian anyways

>>65033885
>Hannoverian
I was born in Hannover and now a random Irish guy mentioned the city on an Japanese card trading website. My life feels complete

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>>65032998
>No Suarez dog up front

>>65033952
wow what a cunty looking dog, bet he mauls babies to death in his spare time

>>65032998
>no chihuahua playing the manlet Messi role

>>65033948
congrats m8, the hanoverian is one of the best horse breeds for sports competitions

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>>65033965
Considering they used to set them free on the spaniard loyalists back in the independace wars, yeah it's a pretty cuntish dog.

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>>65034093
>watching a dead show

ayyyy.

>>65033231
What's your reasoning?
Retreiver and Bloodhound are GOAT CB pairing with Retreiver collecting any loose balls and the Bloodhound sniffing out danger.

>>65033231
the fuck? Border Collies are made for midfielders, for deep lying playmakers.

They are basically dog Modrics and your Pirlos

>>65033685
Great Dane would be good on crosses but can he get down quick enough to ave low efforts?
He'd get nutmegged on 1-on-1s every time aswell

>>65034093

>no Syrio Forel

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We can all agree on this, right?

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Discuss

>>65033685

>pace babby greyhound
>golden retriever at left back
>no Doberman
>no Rottweiler
What the fuck are you doing?

>>65034345
I would take maoris or malays over indians tbf

>>65033561

perfect, GOAT squad, only if you bring on an Acai Berry as a 70 min super sub for orange or mango, whoever looks more dogged at the time

>>65034480
malays count as chinks and maoris don't even get on the bench of Human FC

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>no caucasian shepherd in the back line

>>65034539
>malays count as chinks
>russians don't count as eastern european

and maoris are top tier athletes. way better than smelly indians

honestly i think you need a one-club, loyal Labrador Retriever who started as an attacking mid/number 9 but has slowly made his way deeper towards the backline as he has grown older, now with an optimal position sitting deep behind alongside or behind a ball-winning pacefiend at the CDM.

i like this thread a lot

>>65033685
is Chihuahua the Messi of this team?

>>65034633

That team would get wrecked with a lone striker doglet up front. A clever manager would just bark the bus.

>>65033561
Dragonfruit the flashy cunt, no end product

>>65034676
>bark the bus

This is the sort of good clean comedy I come to 4chan for.

>>65034676
>park the bus
10/10
so simple yet so effective
beautiful
>park the bus

>>65035290
make sure to read your post before you press submit

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discuss

>>65035533
earth should be a no. 10 because it's a special snowflake planet

tbqh I'd stick the big lad Jupiter up front as well for them knockdowns

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>>65034676