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Why are they so terrible at sports?
I am legitimately baffled by it. What inherent advantages do other European countries like Germany and France possess that make them better than England?
And why do they always try to claim Andy Murray as their own? He's Scottish.
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Name another country that has won a rugby and football world cup.
I'll wait.
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Inbreeding.
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>>65026714
rugby is just a pussy version of football, which an american team wins every year
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>>65026727
>that flag
>any world cups ever
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>>65026722
this, it had to have had some effects
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>>65026676

>implying
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>>65026676
>america
>0 world cups
move along, nothing to see here lads
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>>65026748
/thread
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>>65026748
we made it to the semis in 1930
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>>65026676
>won the ashes
>won the tour de france
>won the f1 world championship
>won the davis cup
>just beat the best team in test cricket
>ronnie o'sullivan won the masters yesteday

literally all that in 6 months
rest of the world pales in comparison
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>>65026676
All the athletic ability went here
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>>65026780
an "englishman" also won world heavyweight champion in boxing too, although he's a bit embarassing tbqh
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>>65026780
Don't forget we have a great crop of strength athletes at the moment, our top 5 strongmen are probably better than any other country's current top 5
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>>65026792
English boxers are dominating the HW division at the moment. Fury, Haye is back and much stronger than he was before and Joshua will be a serious force in the next few years
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>>65026748
>49 Super Bowls in a row
>25 Stanley Cups in a row
>Back-to-back World War champps
>Soccer is a girls sport, and US girls most recent champs

Bragging about winning a men's soccer game is like bragging about winning a men's field hockey game; even if you win, you're still gay for playing a lady sport
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>>65026714
>Rugby World Cup:12 years ago
>Actual World Cup: 50 years ago
>Club Football International Standing: About to lose your CL place to Italy
>Every decent top level manager besides Clough, Paisley, and Robson: Scottish
>Test Cricket: 5th in the world
>ODI Cricket: 6th in the world
>T20 Cricket: 4th in the world
>Best Tennis Player - A scot
>Best Golfer - A northern irishman
>Athletics - Seb Coe currently being BTFO for being an americuck

How can one country be so bad at its own rinky dink sports?
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>>65026807
>Back-to-back World War champps
>tfw Vietnam topples the champ
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>>65026807
I'm going to annoy my fellow bongs and agree with the crux of your post. Povertydive is the worst football code by a country mile.
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>>65026807
World War isn't a sport.
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>>65026827
>>Test Cricket: 5th in the world
We just beat the best side in the world in their own back yard so who gives a fuck about a ranking that's based off of us pissing about against Pakis on meme grounds
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>>65026829
>be england
>get anal-raped by the krauts
>need colonies to bail you out
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>>65026856
>get anal-raped by the krauts
Sorry, when did this happen?
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>>65026848
>losing a war to emu's
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>>65026870
Emu's are extinct bro. The Maoris wiped them out before we landed.
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>>65026870
That was Poopeelia you retard
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>>65026849
>England: "We're good at sport!"
>/sp/: "You can't even win your own stupid version of baseball"
>England: "W-well we beat SA once this decade so shove it"

Okay m8
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>amerifats brag about america winning the superbowl every year
>this means an american team loses a sport that no other country cares about every year
lyl
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>>65026780
>not mentioning Le Mans
Shit post.
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>>65026914
How the fuck else do you judge who's good if not by comparing results you fucking dunce
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>>65026914

In this decade England have won in Australia, South Africa and India, been number 1 ranked test side and won the T20 world cup.

Thanks for playing.
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>you will never live in a country that calls rounders its "national pastime"
feels good bro
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>>65026864
This tbqh gr8 island defense m8 not takin anything away from ya

>>65026925
You mean we take the gold, silver, and bronze medal for best football team every year?

HOO-YAH! USA! USA! USA!
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>>65026914
England are objectively at least top 2 at the moment along with Australia in cricket. And cricket isn't a version of baseball, baseball is a version of rounders (some irrelevant girls sport they play in school here).

The cricket rankings vary rapidly, in 2012 England was ranked no.1, and it's distorted by the fact home/away is ranked the same way and Pakistani/India roll out their retarded meme grounds and refuse to play tests abroad.
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>>65026977

All teams play to a home advantage and India have been rekt twice alone in this decade in England.
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>Englishmen who have deadlifted over 1000lbs
2
>Icelanders who have deadlifted over 1000lbs
1
>Rest of the world
0
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>>65026676
>>65026676
>>65026676

O B S E S S E D

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>>65026986
>World Champ at lifting things

I'll be sure to call when I move.
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>>65027013
sorry, no third world countries allowed in this discussion. thanks
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>>65027013

Texas bringing the heat once again.
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>>65027019
Might as well say 'I'll call when I need help running from the police' about Usain Bolt's world record
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>NFL top "athletes" are around 40 years old
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>>65026758
when there were 8 teams entered or something
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>>65026827
>Best Tennis Player - A scot

That's Englands based Andy Murray you twat. He ain't a Scot.
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>>65027013

best ally
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>>65026676
Yeah, no. We absolutely destroy the rest of Europe when it comes to Olympics, which is the best way to judge a country's sporting prowess.

And no, the Winter Olympics is not a real Olympics
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>>65027163
>Winter Olympics aren't real
>half their medals from '12 are from cycling and rowing
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>>65026848
not with that fucking attitude it's not, bet you're a real hit at pahties

Why do you think we have such a fuckhuge military? It's a sport in our minds.
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>>65027180
>What inherent advantages do other European countries like Germany and France possess that make them better than England?
Maybe read the fucking OP for once in your life, dingo fucker
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>>65027217
When Norway and Canada are good at something when it comes to sports, you know it isn't worth taking seriously.
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>>65027243
>going down a river and cycling in a circle are now sports

sure thing, bub
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>>65027217
Winter Olympics are just pratting around
Plus winning medals in things like cycling and rowing are better the swimming and running because you know you're the best in the world at doing that. Stick phelps in a pool next to a dolphin and he'll be left behind, have Bolt next to a cheetah and he'll be chasing dust. But stick Hoy next to a horse on a bike and you know Hoy would steak ahead
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>>65027217
And one man can win eight (8) medals in swimming. That's like having a sprint medal, a running backwards medal and a hopping medal
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>>65027263
>sliding down a hill and sliding down a hill again but this time in a tin can or on a skateboard are now sports
sure thing, bub
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>>65027263
>putting a pair of snow planks on your feet and shooting targets with a gun somehow is

Also to be good at the Winter "Olympics" you need to have consistent snow every year. We and many other countries don't, so they aren't really a proper games when only a few countries can compete.
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>>65027269
And one set team can win eight (8) medals in rowing. That's like having a sprint medal, a running backwards medal and a hopping medal
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>>65027263

>5 of 11 German golds were in canoe sprint, rowing and track cycling

>3 of the remaining 6 were in equestrian and beach volleyball

kek
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>>65027292
no they can't
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>knowing that 98% of the Olympic athletes are amateur or semi-professional, at best
>still caring about Olympics
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>>65027292
>That's like having a sprint medal, a running backwards medal and a hopping medal
it's not though
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>>65027160
On what planet are Poopeelia a better football team than England, you know, only the most relevant sport on Earth.
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>>65027309
So you only enjoy sports when you can suck off rich people like Ronaldo? They're still the best in the world at what they do.
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>>65027299
Are you discrediting your own Golds now ? Hearty lel

>>65027313
>you know, the most important sport on Earth.

You do know that you're pretty garbage @ footie, right ?
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>>65027309

t. a country who is utter shit at it
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>>65027340
This desu senpai
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>>65027340
>Are you discrediting your own Golds now ? Hearty lel
Refugerman man was chatting about how most of our medals were cycling and rowing which apparently aren't sports, but so are theirs so he's a mong
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>>65027328
Professional athletes train and prepare for their sport for entire mornings and afternoons. Some of them are so extremely fit that they snap and tear muscles from even mild injuries. They are at the peak of fitness. They are simply unmatched, and unmatchable.

Olympians tread around the park for a couple hours after work. They may be the best, but they are not even close to the limits of what the human body can achieve, because no one even cares to finance their training.
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>>65027340
We're currently better than you are. Did you win all your matches in the Euro qualifying? Oh that's right, you didn't.
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>>65027340

British golds in non-cycling, non-rowing, non-horsewhispering disciplines:
>12

German:
>2

Some countries with more 'relevant' golds than Germany:

>North Korea
>Ethiopia
>Cuba
>Ukraine
>Jamaica
>Iran
>Kazakhstan

Can't wait for the olympics threads this summer, hope to argue with you there German bro
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>>65027377
Lol no, I can guarantee that in whatever sport, whoever is the best in the world at it practices every day.
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>>65027377

olympians train full time and have to get sponsorships or government grants to do so, they are only not professional in that they don't get paid a wage to do it you dumb shit
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>>65027402
There's reason I post eagles, mang. My country will most likely take the number 1 spot :^)

But it'll be fun Olympics & euros nontheless. Bantz incoming.
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>>65027429
eagles are the german symbol as well you dickhead
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>>65027443
>bald eagles

Nope
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>>65027406
That depends on the country. In Spain, olympians are on their own, which explains the results.

A world champion and olympic medal winner of tossing weight comes to the gym I train in... And he's a plumber. He barely has time to train and pump himself up. Surely he would be a massive deal and would break records if the government financed him properly, since he has the genes for it. But as it is now, he barely scrapes a few medals here and there.

I'm not saying there are no professional athletes in the Olympics, I'm just saying that for the most part, they aren't. It's no fun seeing Nadal blowing the fuck out of some poor truck driver from Albania who likes tennis.

The Olympics are mostly won by those professional athletes who give enough fucks to enter them in the first place. Countries like China or the USA or the UK take them seriously and finance their athletes, but for the most part, it's just (relatively) mediocre performances everywhere.
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>>65027377
>My country can't afford to have Olympic athletes which means no other country can afford Olympic athletes
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>>65027483

not a single olympian in the world is professional, but if any of them want even the slightest chance of winning a medal they have to train like a professional
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>>65026986
>lbs
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>>65027635
alright then, 454kg
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Low population to sport ratio = talent is spread out = Average teams in every sport instead of dominating in one
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>>65028254

be faggots like the Dutch and deliberately decide to go all in on speed skating
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>>65026676
Inbreeding tends to create physical problems, from the inability to coordinate your legs to being yellow teethed cunts. I hope I could help OP
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>>65028389
Even the most inbred white is superior to the average spaniard.
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>>65026676
In my opinion it's because mediocrity is taught as being ok. Sure, people are allowed to be competitive, but mediocrity is ok.
As long as you do your best and get a bronze medal, you get a tv show.
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>>65027140
>born in glasgow
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>>65028254
this. England (and the UK as a whole really) plays probably a greater number of sports than any other so it's not surprising that we don't dominate any one. Soccer is the biggest by far but it's nowhere near the only team sport people care about like it is in some other countries
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>>65028400
The average spaniard has an unwarrant yet logical superiority complex towards your average whisky nosed balding brit.
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>>65028400
Spaniards are white, tho, Ahmed
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>>65028491
Compared to you, Paco
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>>65028505
Joke's on you, I'm Italian
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>>65028530
muh heritage
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Daily reminder Andy Murray backed Scottish Independence and hates the English .
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>>65028547
Coming from a Brit that's hilarious
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>>65028560
your implication is nonsensical. vague statements are not a retort

once again, muh heritage

also you could have picked a whiter nationality
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>>65028592
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>>65028592
why so ornery m8
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>>65028558
this will upset the bongs
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>>65028772

Doesn't change the fact he is the property of Her Majesty and represents Britain aka England whether he likes it or not.
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>>65026738
They live in one of the harshest climates ever. That alone counts for something. Unlike you.
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>>65028802

We've won an Olympic Gold Medal in Ice Hockey, a sport literally nobody here cares about, Finland has never won Gold and it's their national sport.
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>>65028794
>the only way england can lay claim a world class athlete is by keeping the scots in chains

at least we freed our slaves before our professional sporting culture began
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>>65028811
In what 1930?
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>>65028794
Her Majesty is of the House of Windsor and therefore of German descent.

>being cucked by the Germans
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>>65028904

England was settled primarily by Angles and Saxons who were German too, what's your point? All the Royal families in Europe are related anyway, they're all like 3rd cousins and can probably all trace their roots back to the Hapsburg dynasty.
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>>65028950
then why do you suck at sports while germany doesn't
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>>65027483
Around here, most athletes are officially employed by the military, that pays them a decent wage and covers their social insurance.

I don't see why this shit would be impossible in Spain.
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>>65029852

Aside from Football and Skiing they aren't, we'd smash them in Rugby, Cricket, Darts, Curling etc.
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>>65030107

>brits unironically consider broom sweeping a sport
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>>65030146
>prime US athletes such as Tom Brady/Manning etc. are all around 40 years old

all you need to know about US "sports"
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>>65030175

>british "athletes" cant perform well when theyre 40

all you need to know about british "sports"
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>>65030241
If you look at this prime specimen i think you'll find yourself corrected
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>>65030299

>put a post-hibernation grizzly bear in a shirt and give him a watch
>call him an athlete
>""""""great""""""""""" britain
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>>65030299
>dat hair

It's like a Trump mullet
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>>65030321
that grizzly bear could out eat the average american, tell me you're not impressed
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>>65030334

I eat out your mom all the time, you dont hear me bragging about it
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>>65030345
But isn't that you bragging about it?
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>>65029852
Hahahahaha
Apart from povertydive, olympic weightlifting and winter ''''sports'''' name one sport that Germany is better than us in.
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>>65030448

brushing their teeth
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>>65030505
so you can't think of one
gjdm
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>>65030505
The playground will love that one
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I love how uros go on about irrelevant sports like povertyflop like American give one shit about it.

Protip: Americans do not care AT all about your garbage sport we don't even send our best athletes to compete in your irrelevant tournaments but if we did we'd win in those to.

Stay
Obsessed
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>>65030653
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>>65030653
>I love how uros go on about irrelevant sports like povertyflop
I don't care about wogball. The fact is that England is top-tier in a lot of sports, I don't see what gets you so arse-aggravated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhzaUCx-amQ
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>>65030505
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>>65030653

t. alberto barbosa
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>>65030448
>who is dirk nowitzki
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>>65030740
>Poonited Statesian '''''banter'''''
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>>65026727
>football, which an american team wins every year

Wins what every year? The world cup? That's every four years mate, and they've never won.
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>>65026758

WOW HOW IMPRESSIVE

/s
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>>65030755
>basketball
>one guy
really impressive
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>>65026792

Exactly why is he embarrassing lad? Because he's not a liberal SJW c.u.c.k. like you?
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Why do people start these threads?
Nobody ever wins...just like England.
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>>65030802
he's also one of the best basketball players of all time

also,
>english basketball players
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>>65030816
I bet you thought you were hilarious by posting that
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>>65030841
Basketball is like rounders here, it's a children's sport.
When lads grow up here they want to play based, athletic and elite sports like rugby or boxing, not gay shit like basketball or rounders
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>>65026676

>USA
>0 (zero) FIFA world cups
>0 (zero) Rugby world cups
>0 (zero) Formula 1 World Championships
>0 (zero) Tour de France victories
>0 (zero) Snooker world championships
>0 (zero) Ashes victories
>0 (zero) UEFA Euro Championships
>0 (zero) UEFA Champions League titles
>0 (zero) Premier League titles

Not looking good lad
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>>65030889
why is the english retort to everything "lol that's a children's sport"
just admit your incompetence
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>>65030912
literally nobody here plays basketball or rounders past childhood. Why would you expect there to be a lot of Brits in the NBA when hardly anyone plays domestically?
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>>65030804
because he's a retard m8
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>>65030966

Why's that? He speaks his mind, he's honest, he doesn't pander to the liberal media. I'm a fan of him to be honest and I'm proud of the fact that he's heavyweight world champion.
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>>65030912
>>65030889
you're right, he's being silly. Rounders is a silly girl's children's sport. But that's what baseball is based off.

Basketball is based off of netball, also a girl's children's sport. Just this one is in easter term not summer term.
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>>65030988
to be fair he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I do like him, and I'm very glad he's champion after the borefest that was Badimir Bitchpoo.
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>>65030988
>almost an exactly 1 min reply to a 10 minute post to a few hour old post
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>>65026676
>Why are they so terrible at sports?

Refball and JF conspiracys. England were the best football team in the world throughout 00's.
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>>65031011
>he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Confirmed for not watching his interviews. He's surprisingly articulate for a pikey.
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>>65031115
>for a pikey
exactly
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>>65030175

Baseball players are fat slobs
Basketball players are just lanky mutants

>American """sports""
>American ""athletes""
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>>65031688
>Baseball players are fat slobs

the most athletic person in sports history was a baseball player
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>>65031720
>the most athletic person in sports history
I didn't know Jon Pall played rounders
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>>65031720

I find it hilarious that Americans get obsessed with "athleticism" when they're all fat slobs

I bet you're a real Usain Bolt yourself aren't you mate?
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>>65031783
>bongs not comprehending the word "athletic"

I'm sorry, what was his 40 yard dash time senpai?
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>>65031844

athletic
/aθˈlɛtJk/
adjective
1.
physically strong, fit, and active.

Source: google

>americans in charge of understanding the english language
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>>65027269
>implying that an Olympic potato sack race would be a bad thing
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>>65031844
Probably very fucking fast, he's widely regarded as an incredible athlete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahuJ-tyezac
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Centuries of inbreeding, lack of national pride, etc.
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>>65031941
more based Jon Pall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC-tPsXhi0w
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>>65031990
scoot scoot brady
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>>65031953
stop talking about your south and mid states and get back to the sports topic
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>>65031990
Scoot scoot brady
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>>65032058
If I pay you $5 USD ($5,000,000 CAD) will you fuck off?
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Soccer isn't a sport, it's an activity. It's like jogging.
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>>65031953

>National pride matters for sporting prowess

This may be the most American statement I've ever read.
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This explains it.
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>>65032151
Implying national pride doesn't factor into national sporting success is kind of stupid, Achmed.
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>>65031941
did he do anything but win meme strongman competions?
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>>65026986
>bragging about 2 meatheads being able to lift things

Lmao. The core of every English argument is "le fat fuck Americans strength isn't important, stamina and skill only matter"

You just cucked your own lads on every argument they make lmao
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>>65031990
scoot scoot brady. I want fun rides and Owls.

England is shit at sports because a couple thousand years of viking raids and general warfare killed off all of their physically competent men. Modern Englishmen are the genetic descendants of the bitchbois who stayed home with the women baking pastries.
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>>65032272
also this implies that soccer takes skill, when in reality it's a game exclusively for unskilled children
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>>65031783
I'm sure this guy is very strong, but god damn he has shit tier muscle insertion/aesthetics in general. Not a good looking body by any measur.
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Wouldn't mind 9/11 2.0 desu. These guys really deserve it.
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>>65032272
look at it this way

strength does matter:
England is stronger than america

Stamina and skill matter:
England has more stamina and is more skillful than america

Either way ameriblobs lose
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I would trade all our gold medals and cricket shit just to be good at football again.

It's the only sport worth bragging about and why Brazil have remained relevant in sport for years.
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>>65030937
Brits are short, stocky, and not known for agility or vertical leaping ability.

Of course I wouldn't expect your "nation" to produce successful basketball players.

Only good thing to come out of there are like 2 or 3 punk bands, which all focus their music on how shit tier your country is.
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>>65032314
>I'm sure this guy is very strong
first person to win WSM 4 times
>not aesthetic
you having a laugh?
>>65032272
>Lmao. The core of every English argument is "le fat fuck Americans strength isn't important, stamina and skill only matter"
who said this?
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>>65032321
You might want to run this comment by your local cleric to make sure it's halal. Then it's a scuttle on down to the local Womyn's Pride Consortium and be double sure this comment won't get you arrested for your being too negative
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>>65032362
>let me tell you about your country
I'm 6'3 and 230lb mate
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>>65032377
Literally every single wanker that posts in a "these are considered athletes in America" followed with a picture of defensive linemen threads.

Now that you've brought up a strong englishman suddenly raw strength is very important for you nation. You guys are a joke, basically.
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>>65032407
I have no reason to assume you're not 5'7 230 until you post pictures. Time stamp, fag.
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>>65032409
I actually always defend the linemen in those threads because those sorts of threads are fucking stupid.
Some O-linemen are lardarses though, Robert Oberst moved from gridiron to strongman and never shuts up about his ''''''''healthy'''''''' 20,000kcal/day diet
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>>65032362
>stocky,
The British? Fat greasy lumps or soggy twigs, there is no in-between. Stocky implies strength and these sloppy, ugly, buck-toothed, long-jawed ghouls are the opposite of strong.
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>>65032407
>getting cucked into using American weight conversion systems

top lol
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>>65032346
>implying wife-beating isn't a fresh, new, worthy British sport
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Why do Amerilards even have an opinion on International sports? they don't play any apart from Tennis and Golf...and they're shit at both of them.
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>>65032439
I can post a pic from the comp I did a while ago if you want
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I am a gay little unathletic manlet and this is because I am British.
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>>65032549
If you don't like it make your own chan and block American IPs.

Until then, deal with it Muhammad.
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>uses American website
>on the American Internet
lol Ameirca suxx
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>>65032458
>Stocky implies strength and these sloppy, ugly, buck-toothed, long-jawed ghouls are the opposite of strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-mfOXF0i0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gc7xgBdj-I
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>>65032615
>posts a single freak outlier
you're not good at this
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>>65032607
>>65032577
>he says in English
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>mocks international athletes
>doesn't have any of there own
USA USA USA
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>>65032650
I won't deny that your ancestors are responsible for developing a top-tier language that managed to cuck the entire developed world.
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>>65032680
>reminder that USC (a single university out of thousands in America) has more Olympic medals than Australia
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>>65032647
>single freak outlier
the current top few UK strongmen are easily on par with, if not better than the current top US strongmen. Shaw is in great form and the best individual currently (though Eddie is statically stronger and catching up fast) but after him there's a big drop-off, whereas there are a very good crop of UK strongmen all at least capable of making the WSM final
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>>65032549
the last time an english man won your fucking national tennis tournament, hitler was reoccupying the rhineland
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>>65026914
>just beat the rank 1 team
>implying you follow cricket in any way so why bother discussing it
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>>65032733
We'll make a Englishman of that prick Murray yet.
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>>65032785
He gets a lot of attention and expectation on him and he often fails badly. Sounds very English to me
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>>65032607
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>>65027377
this means no spaniard is the best at anything because you siesta for most of the day paco
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>>65032903
you people sure do love to live in the past
>we had a lot of ships once!
calm down and get real sports
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>>65032928
with bryant gumbel
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>>65032704
...and?
We're British, we hate Australia just as much as you do
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>>65026848
we go to war for sport
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>>65032976
we don't hate australia or uk
we just like to make fun of you guys
canada is no fun to make fun of because they cannot into bantz
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>>65026955
Like kicking a ball around and maybe getting it into the net once is any better? Let's get real.
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>>65033093

Like watching some fat guys hug each other and maybe catch a ball is any better? Let's get real.

No sport is less trivial than another friend, you just make yourself look silly implying otherwise.

Apart from darts. Darts is trivial.
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>>65026714

The worldc up was rigged. Argentina should have won that one but the refs made horrible decisions that directly nfluenced outcome of the game. Englel bought the world cup

>rugby
I really really like women; the sport
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>>65033213
>No sport is less trivial than another friend, you just make yourself look silly implying otherwise

>implying that wasn't the base of my argument.
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>>65032272
fucking hell make your mind up
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>>65033268

Nah man, he's just saying baseball over here would be considered a girl's sport same way you guys think soccer is a girls sport. Not that baseball is trivial. You're the one that tried to boil soccer down to basics.
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>>65033311
calling baseball rounders is boiling it down to the basics to me.
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>>65032458
fuck me mate did an Englishman cuck you?
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their current test cricket team WILL develop into one of the best in the world
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>>65027013
underrated post
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>>65026722
>Inbreeding.
True, the Yanks have a lot of incest going on. Can't wait until Kim Kartrashian is your first lady.
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>>65026985
Winning in India as a non-subcontinental team is one of the hardest things to do it cricket too
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>>65026856
>be US
>get anally raped by mexicans
>no fucker wants to bail you out
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>>65034235
what are you implying buckaroo?
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>>65034326
He's implying that America is anally raped by Mexicans and no one wants to bail the country out
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>>65033045
And lose to Vietnam.
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>>65034368
why would need someone to bail us out?
whenever we need something done we do it ourselves
everyone else is either a pussy or a ninny, aside from the kurds tbqhwyf
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>>65026676

You do know England is the largest country in the UK

Great Britain is the greatest sporting country the world has ever seen
Darts World Cup
Every Golf Major
Rugby World Cup
Football World Cup
Cricket World Cup (T20)
Every Tennis Grand Slam
The Tour de France
Snooker World Cup
Ryder Cup Winners
The Commonwealth Games
Boxing World Champions (Every weight)
UFC TUF World Championship
The Olympic Games
Davis Cup Winners
Moto GP World Championship
Baseball World Cup
Indy Car World Championship
Squash World Champions
Formula One World Championship
Had 6 Different Clubs To Win The European Cup
Had 3 players to win the super bowl
Ice Hockey World Cup
Taekwondo World Champions
Judo World Champions
Touring Car World Champions
World Rally Champions
World Table Tennis Champions
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>>65026714
oh well what a butthurt brit
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>>65034326

Voting for Fart

He will feel the burn soon enough
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>>65034622
Don't forget the grand national
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>>65034703

Oh yer, based Frankel

Greatest racing horse of all time, British of course
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