/cric/ - cricket

could a tradie make the australian cricket team?

>>65026223
You've never heard of David Warner?

>>65026248
Woolworths isn't a trade m8

concussions?

>>65026292
I'll take two thanks Mr Gypsy

who else /whirlpool/ here?

Just got out LBW from a googly lads.

What date/time is the Super Bowl in Australia?

is this the bundes thread

>>65026559
No, it's the tennis thread.

Is David Warner the player with the lowest IQ in the Australian cricket team?

>>65026604
>LE FUGG DAVED WURNERR XDDDDDDD

>>65026619
That was a sincere question

DESIGNATED CRICKEKT THREADS

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>yfw

>>65026604
I genuinely like the guy because of how dumb he is.
He reminds me of that ape who bullied kids in school, but this time he's on >our side

going to have a go bowling some left arm chinaman over the wicket and angle it in to the batsman's pads at my next club game lads

>>65026649
I'm much more of a fan of some left arm medium fast outswingers that reverse swing in and pitch outside off just short of a good length before nipping in between bat and pad to take out leg stump myself lad

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who here /worksafevictoria/

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> I might need to play cricket if i want to get into this school.

why tho

>>65026665
So MWNN was a tradie? That explains how he gets the girls moist

>>65026673
Where's the school, India or Pakistan?

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>>65026681
telemarketer senpai

>>65026635
Are you autistic lad?

>>65026673
Literally why?

>Canada are about to eat /cric/'s two rarest flags

Gets me mad just thinking about it

>>65026703
Why ƒam?

>>65026726
It's a shit flag tbqh

fuck me lads, I keep on thinking back to the ashes and what would have happened if Baddin hadn't dropped Root in the first innings.

Nevill may not be the best batsman, but at least he can fucking glove the ball.

>Maxwell hopes 'stupid nicknames' drop

What did he mean by this?

ik ben een vrouw lads

>>65026736
I'll have one later this year lad.

>>65026920
Wants to wear a baggy green again.

hi

>>65026692
fucking kek

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>>65027124
>mutilated penises

sorry 2bh

/cric/ is dead.

>>65027597
This summer has been incredibly shit for cricket. The England v South Africa series was the only one I was looking forward to, but it's just not as entertaining without Steyn and Philander.

At least >our tour of New Zealand may be interesting since the pitch won't be a fucking road like usual

>>65026920
That your country uses streets as toilets.

>>65027718
It it was quite a shame.

wt20 will bring a lot of casuals. Way more than than cwc 2015.

>>65027740
Are you autistic lad?

>>65027718
Yeah I'm pretty much done with international test cricket in Australia until the pitch curators stop turning out boring fucking roads for us to win on.

Or until we get enough quality spinners in the national team so they can pander to them instead but that'll never happen because that's not right for Australian """conditions""".

*opens thread*
*crl-f Reality Check*
*No matches found*
*post once, close the thread and leave*

>>65027801
If he's the reason you come here, you should unironically 'neck yourself'

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>>65027801
Soon he'll arrive in Japan and have a new wonderful collection of tales to tell you

>>65027597
most of us have to be at the job site in a few hours mate

Ausfags, do you mind when foreign players are playing Shield?I remember reading an article about Botha a while back and Aussies were going mad in the comments saying the sole purpose of the Shield should be to help aid the Australian test team, mostly focusing on young players.

Just heading to site now, gonna drop by the servo to fill up the ute lads. Maybe pick up a FUIC, feeling a raggard after those Schooies with robbo, haha! Never you mind though, Johnno said Davo might have a bit of a present for smoko, haha! Gonna be a hot one lads!

>>65028568
Have you checked out the latest ladbible video mate? It's an absolute cracker!

> Stephen Fleming's the head coach for Pune's new IPL team
> http://www.iplt20.com/news/2016/more-news/7039/fleming-to-coach-the-pune-franchise

Will these newbies be as big of a disaster as Pune Warriors India?

BASED REALITY CHECK TO COME BACK FUCKING WHEN?

>>65027997
It doesn't really happen tbqh

Outside of turncoats like Ronchi, everyone in Shield is there because they want to play for Australia

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Hey /cric/ I haven't been in here since the Ashes, hows things?

Do we all still fancy Ellyse and Holly?

Best test bowler pic related

>>65033115
We /tradie/ now

>>65033216
Does that mean tradesman? How did this meme start?

>>65033285
underage drinking and an inability to be educated above the level of a large monkey / small ape

>>65026673

England is a fucking amazing sport

I used to love playing cricket at school, I wasn't so great at batting (not enough upper body strength really) but I loved bowling and I used to get some good catches when fielding too

Nothing better than catching some wanker out t.b.h.

>>65026287
he was a plumber or some shit, it was on commentary in his first game against south africa where he made 89

>>65033115
Holly is literally my gf lad

>>65033330

Whoops, I meant to say cricket

Freudian slip

England is a gr8 country too tho m8

:^)

>>65033338
Apparently his parents were housos too until Warner made it into the Australian team and he could afford to buy them a house.

>>65033330
I stopped playing because I couldn't be bothered when I was 16 and I still regret it to this day. 22 now and I doubt any club/village team could be arsed with how shit I am now.

I have a cricket ball in my room that I sometimes spin in my wrist like I'm about to bowl a googly to bewilder some mug.

>>65033049
>too shit to play for Australia
>too shit to play for fucking Western Australia
>literally walks into the New Zealand limited over teams

You can't make this shit up

>>65033344
nah you're a liar m8

I joe rooted her when the aussie womens team played at canterbury

>>65033388
Give it a shot mate, you won't know until you try and if you're turning up they're not going to expect you to be amazing straight away are they

I trained with my local team when I was about 10 and I was properly shit, so if they let me do that, then there's no reason why you can't do it

>>65033434
Wish I had a mate that already played or something, would make it a lot easier. As it is I worry about people taking the piss or whatever.

On my way to the site lads. Going to stop by Home Timber & Hardware on the way and see if the new hi-viz jackets are in.

>>65033737
Can you pick up some for me lad?

>>65033887
If I've got any money leftover m8
I went all out shouting schooeys for the boys at the local on Saturday.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>65026223
wasn't ben hilfenhaus a roofer or some shit?

>>65033330
Don't litsen to the FBIDF (Fast Bowlers Internet Defence Force) their just furious because their joints and back gets blown out while based elite muscular batters get all the qt's and hit big elite sixes to win games. with only mental problems to worry about, and then only if your a massive faggot. literally nobody in their right mind wants to be a bowler in test cricket

Do other countries have tradies?

lads they completely changed the layout of the foxsports website overnight and now it's utter trash

>>65034163
They have the formal jobs, but lack the loveable "can-do" demeanour and cheek that makes them so popular on /cric/

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>>65034153
Imagine not being good enough to do both.

>>65033737
>Home Timber & Hardware

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4cvvlWWRr4

>"Go where the tradies go"
>"big guys" in the description

Is this a /cric/ approved store?

>>65033467
Don't give a fuck about other people. If you play shit, just don't go back.

>that "lad" getting comprehensively bullied the fuck out in tennis thread last night
KEK

kek

KEK

K E K

>>65034830
Please watch our sport

>>65034801
>"p-p-please mr big strong american, w-w-we're not all like that :(((("

>>65034379
Bunnings warehouse is

>>65035081
>"I say cunt all the time, I swear! Did I mention I'm a tradie, but an educated one at that?"

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>>65034915
It's not on for another hour or so

>>65035133
aren't the ODIs tomorrow, or is there a game I don't know about?

hypothetically speaking, if:
>memeswell learns to control the memes like Smith and Warner; and
>he becomes a part time bowler to focus on his batting

Would he be the best choice to replace Voges when his body inevitably gives up?

lads what afl team should I bandwagon now that the mighty dons are going to jail

>>65035129
Bunnings is where normies and middle-aged couples go to buy gardening supplies.
Home Timber & Hardware is for the tradie lads.

>>65035312
And based masters is for the politically minded tradie who wants to take a stand against the Wesfarmers monopoly

>>65035344
>Masters
kek

KEK

http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/not-as-good-as-bunnings/news-story/b23138da9b6917f7af17b628d01818df

>>65035302
carn saints

>"carn"
>"flag"
>"barrack"
Is AFL the most cringeworthy panderer-friendly sport in existence?

>tfw got banned for trying to force the tattoo girl meme
Why do mods even care? You can post tradies but you can't post chicks with tatts?

>>65035512
Nah that's T20 desu lad

>>65035630
Someone explain the point of those "react" videos to me, please.
I REALLY don't get it.

>>65035707
clickbait

>>65035302
Saints m8

>>65035707
>GENERATIONAL DIFFERENCES XDXD

it's actually disgusting how much money those guys make off them

>>65035721
But what is the fucking BAIT? That's my point.
What is the appeal that makes people click it in the first place?

Australian selectors will unironically be taking Tait to the t20 world cup.

kek

>>65035787
It's actually baffling. Tait makes the bitchwides look like fucking McGrath, and he can't even bowl at 160 kph anymore.

How fucking old is the guy anyway? I remember he used to play in Australia A with Lee well over 10 years ago

http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/sport/twitter-had-no-mercy-for-mel-mclaughlin-saying-she/98394917-248a-43ba-b4eb-fd6bc3793e1b.htm

>>65035819
He's only 32. I'm surprised his body hasn't given up by now with that bowling action he uses.

Will there by a /ten/ raid by /Cric/?
Are they the next to be BTFO by us?

>>65035863
>the author of that article
FURY
U
R
Y

>>65035828
>>65035602
>>65035554

>>65035863
>b-b-but it was a joke!

>>65035863
>pecuckstrian.tv
Vintage

> "It is really inspiring to have a book written about me at the fag end of my career,"
what did he mean by this?

>>65035129
>Bunnings
yeah, approved for dads buying ""supplies"" to finish their weekend """""project""""" of building a fucking shelf

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/cas-hands-down-guilty-verdict-12-month-bans-for-all-strictly-no-opposition-supporters.1029763/page-2518#post-42687029

MWNN is getting BTFO

>>65035707

>LE WATCH US BE FUNNEH XD

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Dropping fresh OC

>>65034801

Good night for it, had some IRA/bet/ trying his first hand at banter in here. Absolutely deplorable.

>>65027801
>>65030112

Could Proxy Check manage to be anymore obvious?

I met Kane on the street today lads.

He wouldn't let me suck his dick so I've decided to become a Smith fan instead.

>>65037491
>YOU ARE LE REALIDY CHEGG XDXD

>>65037501
Good stuff lad. Based Smith is always willing to take you off for a day of pampering while he feeds quiches to your half caste children

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>>65037501
nothin personell kid

>>65026371
literally worse than reddit

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>get BTFO in the tennis thread
>come crawling to the cricket thread to hide

the western shitney ghetto of (You)

Smith, Will score a century?

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Why can't this be the new meme?

>>65039093
It gets the janny's knickers in a twist

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I lik criket

>>65039199
I don't like cricket
Nuh uh
I love it
Uh huh
Don't like Jamaica
Nuh uh
I love her
Uh huh

>there will never be a GOAT Australia v South Africa series again

>>65026637
Jokes on you I'm used to spiders on my screen

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>tfw too pleb to get into Sunn O)))

Worst marsh<Nohit
Fonch<Dhawan
Smoth=Kohli
Failey<Rahane
Memeswell>MS Donut
Best Marsh>Singh
Wide<Jadeja
Fuckner>Bad Dhawan
Hastings<Ishant Sharma
Bane Richardson>Yadav
Bongland<Sran

>>65039323
They're a meme for nerds like Daniel

You become a patrician when you stop trying to listen to obscure shit for the sake of it and get comfy in a niche

>>65039365
I feel like Wade should be compared to MS DOS, even with their positions, purely because they're both keepers

>>65039365
>smith = kohli
not when kohli statpads every game

>>65039368
>implying drone doom isn't optimum comfort

>>65039410
So does Smith tbqh

They're both equally strong ODI batsmen, but Smith wins out across the board

>>65039368

I like plenty of other drone wank though, maybe it needs DUDE WEED or something. They're touring so I though I'd have a look. Probably go and see High on Fire instead.

>>65039405
This always confuses people but I match the players up in the order they bat

>>65039450
Yeah, I get that but I feel like keeping is such an important part of the game, especially in limited overs, that they kinda need to be compared.

That's just me and my autism though

>>65039444
Seeing them is an "experience", I guess. I saw them in Hobart a couple of years ago for Dark Mofo, after like an hour one of my earplugs came out and fell on the ground, and I had to leave after 5 minutes without earplugs. It's absolutely fucked.

Earth was on before them, and they're literally the most DUDE WEED LMAO band in existence.

>>65039471
Any half coordinated mug can keep. Specialty keeper is a waste of space that keeps a batsmen out of the side.

>>65039522
I'm not arguing against a keeper batsman, just that Dhoni is the better player on overall assessment, even if his batting has dropped

>>65039567
I thought you might sperg, well done not biting.

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Drank too much again lastnight lads.

I'm scared of getting up and seeing all the dumb shit I said online.

Anyone know these feels?

>>65039471
Just to settle it Wide<Donut
The closest match up between players (besides Smoth vs Kohli) is Memeswell vs Jadeja. I'd have to give the edge to Jadeja because he can bowl better and doesn't go full retard reverse memeing himself out like Maxlel. Maxlel did have an impressive knock last Match though

>>65039720

it's like 5am, when are you due on site lad?

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>>65039851

>>65039851
Why do tradies wear those ridiculous bright clothes anyways?

>>65040005
KEK

>>65039851
Why not just take the stupid vest off after work?

What's with all the freshcunts hating tradies?

>>65040080
Tradies are handsome, muscular, good income, attractive to women. Literally the opposite of maymay spouting betas.

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>>65040111

t. Davo

>>65040021
So people can see them

>>65040080
A muscular tradie stole their lady

>>65040136
But they dress like crossing guards

>>65040124

t. dole bludger

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>17.5 hours
>159 replies

nice """"""""""""sport"""""""""""" """"""""""""general"""""""""""" you have there

>>65040188
please watch our sports

I installed gyprock at Phil Hughes' grave once lads

>>65040188
no games on lad
its a miracle theres a thread at all

>>65040188
Please watch our sport

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Please watch our sport, Big Strong Australians

>>65039720
Ugh yes. I need a breathalyzer on my phone

Is this the first night without cricket since Christmas?

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>>65040839
>Ugh

I just did the biggest shit of my life lads

I literally filled half the bowl with liquid shit; it felt like my arsehole was a water fountain

Is this because I ate as whole kilo of cherries yesterday?

>>65040021

so we know the idiot in the ute weaving between cars at 150km/h actually does have a low IQ

>>65040851
I miss my meme cricket.

It hits me kinda hard when a season of sport I follow closely ends.

>>65035129

go to paint spot and buy Haymes if you need paint tho

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The Project is on my TV and I cant be fucked changing it

Where the fuck is RC?

>>65041235
hiding like a bitch boy because essendope have been completely BTFO

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>>65041235
He's on the run m8. Last communication said he was fleeing to Japan, I'm sure we'll get updates when he arrives.

Anyone remember pic related? Literally such a useless spinner. Couldn't spin the ball at all and averaged well over 40. Still somehow stayed in the side for years and had over 50 tests.

>>65041271

Absolute wheely-binnery.

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>>65033115
> implying anyone except Brits and Aussies give a shit about tests

BBL has been pretty dank atm and the ODI between India and Australia will be fun to watch. Also, World T20 and IPL banter is heating up.

>>65041271
yeah but how is he going to get there with a warrant for arrest on his head?

>>65041271
Is he the guy who cried because they compared him with shane warne.

>>65041373
Based le glasses is the most talented man there

>>65041409
Le glasses man could have been one of the best spinners of all time if he was born in India and not Poo Peeland.

why's eddie murphy in the OP?

>>65041400
He was our spinner during the 2005 Ashes. He came under a lot of flak for being generally shit especially when we got hammered in the first test. He cried quite a bit and then he got like one wicket afterwards and acted like it made up for being generally shit and "told you so" to the media. Think he averaged over 100 with the ball that series or something.

>>65041452
He just scored a century la

>>65041452
Eddie Murphy was in the fresh prince of Belair, you're thinking about the movie Coming to America.

>>65041456
>LE FUG LE GILES XDXD

He wasn't a great, but he performed very well in 2005 as someone that would tie down an end. He wasn't in the team to run through a side on turners when Hoggard, Harmison, flintoff and jones were there

statsbro, you here m8?

>>65041634
Yeah mate, just got back from the gym, what's up?

>>65041647

based statsbro

>>65041634
>>65041647
>>65041656
this is a new low statscunt

>>65041235
No one cares about you RC

>>65041690
kys freshie

>>65041690
>LE U R LE SAMEFAGGING XDXDXD

>>65041690
newcunt detected

>>65041723
He's trying to make sure people remember him until he can find another Indo proxy.

>>65041690
>LE EVERY KIWI IS THE SAME PERSON XPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>65041388

by literally never leaving his outer Melbourne housing estate bedroom.

>>65041725
>>65041734
>>65041744
>1 minute between posts

Kys zhang

>>65041734
>>65041754
kek lad
everyone knows its LITERALLY just statsgook, daniel and third kiwi

>>65041745
I don't believe half the shit he says but maybe he is waiting in the wings until he can save enough of his NEET funds to go to Japan. I really think he was in Indonesia because he was up posting late some nights and that photo at the orphanage.

>>65041781
>up posting late some nights

Yeah, because it's hard for NEETs to do that.

> that photo at the orphanage.

Could have literally just found it anywhere on the internet

>>65041781
>that photo at the orphanage.
can you post this?

>>65041781

How often do you find yourself replying to Nigerian Princes in regards to their fortunes? Are you literally that gullible? A picture of a whited out face with some kids?

RC also posted pics of him with his """""8/10""""" shemale gf, so I wouldn't say it's impossible for him to actually be over there. The rest is obvious bullshit though

>>65041781
Lad I can post nudes of Jennifer Lawrence but that doesn't mean I'm fucking her. He could've easily found those photos online and just stayed up late at night.

>>65041781

you don't even need neetbux

http://www.australianvolunteers.com/search/?Term=indonesia

http://www.gooverseas.com/volunteer-abroad/indonesia#section-programs

>>65041834
>pics of him?
Would a guy who can't even take a photo from his window with a timestamp unironically post a photo of himself with his shemale gf?

>>65041814
>>65041827
>>65041843
>>65041856
Try to hide your seething jealousy a little better, guys.

>>65041865

I literally have more respect for Mackaybro who fucks pays preggo whores in shard for a root.

>>65041827
Yeah I was a bit sceptical but then he posted another picture of the same shirt he was wearing that said BASED.

>>65041892
Only newcunts call Ivan "Mackaybro".

just ate the burrito I think I'm going to marry lads.

>>65041892
Reality Check LITERALLY scored over 900 goals in the AFL and is Essendon's all time leading goal scorer.

This was confirmed a couple of years ago.

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>>65041904

and photoshop isn't a thing? And this guy from a famous stock photo was wearing the Adelaide Strikers strip? This took me less than two minutes from start to finish, it's very rough. 30 minutes I could do it perfectly. If I had the actually shirt in front of me, and a camera, I would even need to warp it to make it fit on some random in a photo.

>>65041948
>i-it's photoshop
Holy shit, you are LITERALLY seething right now croweater.

>>65041963

eat a dick RCIDF

>>65041972
kys croweater

>>65041948
Photoshop can only do so much. Could you enhance the pixels on a shirt taken so far away to make it appear bigger?

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>>65041985

pretty much anything, I just stick to retarded shit outside of work

Hey Connie you here m8?

>>65042059
yes brother

>>65042071
abo

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storming lads

>>65042138
Perth lad?

I was about to go for a run, but it's fucking bucketing

cleo is shutting down lads

>>65042148
yep

feel pretty comfy atm 2bh

Its meant to be summer, whats going on?

>>65042208
No cricket on today. India vs Australia tomorrow so there will be more people.

>>65042259
He means the weather las

>>65042272
Fuck. I thought he meant cricket season 'summer' because he wasn't replying to anyone.

Who's comeback will be the biggest?

WalkBro or RC?

>>65042208
just blame it on global warming family
thats what everyone does now days

>>65042312
Daniel

>>65042318
Its fucked, I have time off and the weather is shit. As soon as Im busy it will be hot as fuck. The government should do something

>>65042323
whats his end game

>>65042318
>climate change

fixd familia
Gotta stay modern

>>65042335
I remember when we were scared of the 'greehouse' effect'.

>>65042331
I have literally NO idea

>>65042312
WalkGOD, Reality Christ and the Holy Goose will all come back at once to save us from our NEETdom.

someone explain Tait's selection

He's old, he's fat, he's more innaccurate than before and 20 kph slower than before

>tfw watch anime to FIT IN with my friends

>>65042364
Oil was supposed to run out in 2010 as well

>>65042371
>father, son, holy ghost

>>65042385
Based Iran brought the price below $1 today

>>65042397
Good job identifying the joke

>>65042378
shitters in the bbl making him look good, its just the same with people facing russell

How many tests in this upcoming NZ/Aus series?Quite looking forward to it desu.

>>65042378
>20 kph slower than before
Everything else is correct except for this tbqh
He's hit 155km/h this BBL.

>>65042446
Two

It was unironically going to be a five match series, but New Zealand changed them to ODIs

>>65042488
He hit it, but he bowls a lot of mid to high 130s these days, when he used to push 160

>>65042496
was a 3 turned into a 2 with 3 ODIs lad

>>65042500
he never used to be consistently 160, though
he's always been the same, which is why he is useful in T20 but not much else

>first 1-2 overs pushes 150+
>overs after that drop dramatically

>>65042525
>I'm in the orange hi vis
loving every kek
I don't know about you guys but this tradie meme will never get old for me. I don't know why.

>>65042555
Me too. We need to ship this meme off to BSAs ASAP.

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Will have to spruce it up in the coming days but it's a good base

>>65042817
Good good it's good

Just did a duckworth lewis calculation lads

>>65042496
Just two?That's weak.Feels like NZ never play more than 3 match series'.

>forcing memes
Cancerous.

Why are India allowed 3 home test series' in a row against NZ, England and Australia this year/early next year?Homebabbying like fuck to hold on to that no. 1 ranking.

>>65042533

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7ikaK7CEU

>>65043077
it's not as bad as /v/'s latest forced meme

>LE PARALLEL UNIVERSES XDXD

>>65043077
THIS

I never realised how many tradies we had in here that regret where life has taken them.

>>65043118
Their last five series before hosting South Africa were all tours: Sri Lanka, Bangladesh (washed out), Australia, England, and New Zealand

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Thursday's meme semi might be interesting

>>65043320
>thunderstorm

Its a sign, the thunder win.

think i'm in love lads

>>65043351
Whats he like?

>>65043481
Ahahaha top banter lad

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>>65043481

morning lads

Good morning ausgods

who else job interview this morning lads

>tfw I got banned from /Cric/ for posting girls with tattoos
But if I posted tradie girls with tattoos it would have been ok. It doesn't make much sense t bh

Morning lads, pretty heavy rain this morning, looks like the site will be a wash out today

>>65045957
Tattoos are meme
Girls are meme
Tradies are meme
It's a win-win-win for everyone

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Name a more beautiful Cricketer than Alastair Cook

Protip; there isn't one. Look at that magnificent fucking jawline.

Laura>Mel
Holly>Ellyse

>tfw no tattoo qt gf

Just emailed daniel again lads

>>65043144
thats been around for ages from that berenstain bears thing

Just appealed for lbw lads

>>65049983
was it given?

>>65050149
Nah it was going down leg

>>65043118
everyone does it lad
we're getting 3 home series in a row
not all test but still

Why is Australia bad at t20 when they're so good at tests/odis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqdF2ANhLQQ

is this how you become a BSA?

>>65050723
It's not that >we're bad, it's that T20 is a literal coin flip whereas in ODIs/tests, the better team wins most times.
Look at the T20 rankings and how often they change, and look at the fact there have been 5 different World T20 winners from the 5 tournaments so far.

Can BASED RC PLEASE get the fuck in this thread right now.

Went to get Subway for lunch, for a change. My closest Subway is pretty close by in the middle of an industrial estate.
That was a mistake. Literally 20 tradies in hi-viz in there eating/lining up and talking about their tradie shit.

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Lads

>current leading scorer in test cricket
>current leading wicket taker in test cricket
>best allrounder in the world
>#1 bowler in the world
>2nd best batsman in the world
>best short leg fielder in the world
>playing 8 batsmen and 5 bowlers at one time

You have 10 seconds to explain why England isn't the best team in the world right now.

>>65045640
Did you get it?

>>65052055
Regardless if they're the best, they are probably one of the only exciting teams to watch. The SA vs England series was the only one worth looking forward to (NZ/Aus will be good for funposting) and they werent weren't even that bad against the Paki homebabbying in the UAE.

Why is this thread on autosage

Can /Cric/ name anything that isn't meme about cricket?

>>65052402
kanes perfect strokes

>>65052426
>>65052426
No mods allowed

NEW THREAD DUE TO AUTOSAGE

>>65052437
>>65052437
>>65052437
>>65052437

>>65052454
threadcunt on pooicide watch

First South Africa are involved in a match fixing scandal, then men's professional tennis, now Sri Lanka are in the headlines.
Will bookies and Russian mobsters destroy these sports
https://m.yahoo.com/w/cricket/news?id=4753a0ff-9233-342d-bab6-a1751dce350d&back=listnews&.ts=1453255301&.intl=US&.lang=en

walkcunt on suicide watch