Only people allowed in Australian Open threads are:
>sexy, charming and popular AusGODS
>big strong Americans
>poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters
Everyone else needs to steer clear.
You can lurk, but no posting itt.
Leave that to the big boys.
anyone read this?
really hate not being sent to a summer camp tbqf
Australian Open threads are always the biggest panderfest, filled almost completely with people from /bet/ and migrants from /v/ and other boards.
It is absolute and pure cancer every single year and if you genuinely look forward to, or plan to post in, said threads this year it is because you consciously or subconsciously are looking forward to pandering and having your country noticed by the Big Strong Foreigners.
Tennis threads, especially Australian Open ones, are embarrassing as fuck.
Literally filled with retards from /bet/, /int/ and unironically from reddit/Facebook who genuinely want 'muh comfy tennis thread to discuss muh waifu' xdxd.
Fuck tennis threads and fuck you.
10:00 Robert - Fratangelo
10:00 Harrison - Kuznetsov
10:00 Mannarino - Groth
10:00 Sousa (32) - Kukushkin
10:00 Muller - Fognini (20)
10:00 Millman - Schwartzman
10:00 Gulbis - Chardy (30)
10:00 Raonic (13) - Pouille
11:30 Lopez (18) - Evans
11:30 Giraldo - Young
11:30 Ebden - Granollers-Pujol
11:30 Darcis - Pella
11:30 Jaziri - Robredo
11:30 Ram - Anderson (11)
11:30 Zverev - Murray (2)
13:00 Gimeno-Traver - Smyczek
13:00 Becker - Sela
13:00 Nadal (5) - Verdasco
13:30 Monfils (23) - Sugita
13:30 Bolelli - Baker
13:30 Janowicz - Isner (10)
13:30 Bedene - Johnson (31)
13:30 Bellucci - Thompson
13:30 Cecchinato - Mahut
14:30 Ito - Stepanek
14:30 Munoz-De La Nava - Troicki (21)
15:00 Ferrer (8) - Gojowczyk
15:00 Sock (25) - Fritz
15:00 Daniel - Rosol
15:30 Tomic (16) - Istomin
18:00 Duckworth - Hewitt
19:30 Tursunov - Wawrinka (4)
01:00 Keys (15) - Diyas
01:00 Makarova (21) - Inglis
01:00 Flipkens - Lucic
01:00 Barthel - King
01:00 Siniakova - Bacsinszky (11)
01:00 Hon - Beck
01:00 Siegemund - Bertens
01:00 Kontaveit - Muguruza Blanco (3)
02:30 Pironkova - Shvedova
02:30 Mitu - Goerges
02:30 Maria - Govortsova
02:30 Williams (8) - Konta
02:30 Duval - Svitolina (18)
03:00 Osaka - Vekic
03:00 Birrell - Pliskova (9)
03:00 Garcia (32) - Strycova
03:00 Jankovic (19) - Hercog
04:00 Tsurenko (31) - Lepchenko
04:00 Larsson - Begu (29)
04:30 Sevastova - Wolfe
04:30 Patterson - Ivanovic (20)
04:30 Cetkovská - Lisicki (30)
04:30 Witthoeft - Zheng
04:30 Brengle - Vandeweghe
05:30 Arruabarrena-Vecino - Zanevska
05:30 Crawford - Kovinic
06:30 Jovanovski - Cornet
06:30 Mattek - Allertova
06:30 Sanders - Dulgheru
06:30 Kerber (7) - Doi
09:00 Zhang - Halep (2)
11:00 Azarenka (14) - Van Uytvanck
who /nrl/ here
>murray - zverev
>nadal - verdasco
>hon - beck
>duval - svitolina
>garcia - bzs
>witthoeft - zheng
looking forward to tomorrow tbqf
You are unironically that beta nerd who stays up until the early hours of the morning in order to "converse" with "europeans" in /bet/ and soccer threads.
You are absolutely pathetic and are worthless subhuman scum.
>quality of thread plummets the more aussies there are in the thread
please guys, at least try to stay on topic
You don't like sports.
You just are a self hating Australian with a gambling addiction, and you crave attention from Europeans, and to a lesser extent, Americans.
You unironically pander to them in every thread you enter, and you never actually discuss the sport, rather you spend your time discussing waifus, how you "aren't like the rest of Australians", and spew reddit tier "memes".
Literally a pathetic beta nerd.
It's a shame that this sort of Australian is what we're known for. People that talk like that barely make up 0.1% of this country, at least from what I can tell, in my part of the world.
prefer the kokk, but i wouldn't mind nick beating everybody but rafa and tomas.
nick's a decent lad. just hotheaded and pretty arrogant at times.
vekic joke was just banter but in bad taste.
>he spends his time at night posting on the board where everyone comes to post on when they're banned from their home board
>he thinks anyone on this board legitimately likes sports and yet he wonders to himself every night why the threads are so full of off topic shit posting
25 and self employed
Who am i?
Really? On the sports board?
I don't use /bet/, but I have neither a negative or positive opinion of it. Did someone from there molest you or something?
Do you come from a middle class family in Melbourne or Sydney and go to a decent private school?
Because holy shit I'm from queensland and you are so fucking lucky in your ignorance of the majority of australians.
You LITERALLY are. You whole online """poosona""" is orientated around being a stereotypical Ozzie cunt who just wants to watch the tennis m8
You UNIRONICALLY live for the attention from the Big Strong Europeans and have managed to delude yourself into thinking they're laughing with you and not at you.
You are free to make your assumptions based on words on your screen, just don't complain when your assumptions come back to bite you and you are being shipped off to the doctor to get your chronic paranoia and social anxiety treated.
>YOU ARE LITERALLY
I wonder what would happen to this community if those words were permanently filtered
That's why it's so embarrassingly pathetic that you are desperately trying to create a persona for yourself.
You should just stay in your containment thread, /bet/, you fucking loser.
>first day of the australian open
>threads are already like this
It's weird, /cric/'s been relatively ok for this Summer besides screwing with /bundes/ which no one really cares about. But something about the tennis starting up caused them to spaz
he has a bad temper yeah but its not really an excuse. He's still better than Tomic but between those two I'd say we now have the worst reputation on tour except for maybe the Argentinian's. Tennis is an individual sport for the most part so except for the Davis Cup I see no reason to support guys like that
>speaking positively about any Australian on 4chan outside of /sp/
Spotted the freshcunts who come here once a year to pander to yuropoors for the Australian Open.
Australians outside of /sp/ pander 24/7 to foreigners and force themselves to use "cunt" every second word.
I swear it all comes down to our fucking schooling.
I went through school thinking I was smart because it was easy. Then I got into life and realised I'm normal. I think the vast majority of Australians get raised with this idea that we're smarter than we actually are because our education demands so little of us, so we're all desperate to prove our """""""intelligence"""""""" on 4chan.
It's just bogans using 4chan as cathartic release from their mundane lives
Most cunts here are normies that work all day
>>CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT AYE M8 THROW A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE AYE BIG STRONG AMERICANS IM AUSSIE AND I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR A LOT AYE CUNT DRINK A VB WITH ME WE DONT LIKE FOSTERS LMAO HEY DO YOU WANT TO TRY SOME VEGEMITE ITS REALLY GOOD NAH YOU GOTTA EAT IT WITH BUTTER ON TOAST ITS THE BEST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
Haha fuck i should have waited so i would catch this in my shitpost .gif census
>this thread the .gif
This to be honest
We had some work done here and the builders were dropping the c bomb almost every time one of them spoke
>LE I AM A TRU BLU OZZIE TRADIE M8 I FIX THE SHITTER ALL DAY AND HAVE A FEW VBS BEST BEER IN THE WORLD CUNT TIME TO GET THE PISS ON LIKE USUAL BECAUSE IM A FUCKING OZZIE CUNT XDXD HAVE THE BIG STRONG EUROS NOTICED ME YET
Freshcunt detected, why are you so triggered m8?
Its a normal part of our culture, nothing to be ashamed about.
I live in the outer subrubs and you'll hear it plenty at the local pub.
does somebody just intentionally proxy as a curry to fuck with us?
none of my curry friends are like this and something like 30% of my mates are curry.
baghdatis playing out of his mind for a bit tbqh.
>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
I really don't understand what the point of lying like this is.
Who are you trying to convince? Do you think the Big Strong Foreigners will think more highly of you if they believe Australians live up to their Crocodile Dundee stereotypes?
>LE PUBS WITH LE VB AND EMU EXPORT ON TAP CUNT DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING AFL GAME LAST NIGHT CUNT FUCK CUNT WHAT A GAME BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD CUNT THATS WHAT I KEEP TELLING MY BIG STRONGG EUROPEAN FRIENDS AHAHA DID YOU KNOW THE CUNTS THINK AUSTRALIA IS LIKE CROCODILE DUNDEE WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB CUNTS XDXD
>thinking you can tell the TripGOD to take his trip off
yeah mate, feels good to be a BIG STRONG Chinaman
/int/ and /bet/ comprehensively PTFO in this very thread right now.
Yeah, scroll to the top of the thread. There's not even pandering. It literally all started because a couple of Aussies were replying to Americans in about the same tone I'm replying to you. That's it
That's FACTUALLY incorrect and if you weren't a seething freshcunt who refuses to look at himself critically you'd know that.
The pandering was intrinsic and just as bad as LE PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT I'LL EXPLAIN ALL THE RULES TO YOU
>It's an Australian international sporting event shitposting thread
People say cunt all the time. Simply because you lack social interaction with adults does not mean others do. Also, no one is cultivating a fucking stereotype. We were discussing tennis, then you freaks moved in. You're literally the ones pushing this idea that Aussies all have to be the same and we'll hate ya if ya different
>BSA: who are the bigger provincial cunts of sport fandom: bostonians, or australians?
>(You): I-I-I think you just had a-a bad experience w-with one australian Mr. BSA plz don't assume we're all like that ;_;
Look, we've been over this already. Tennis is played in many countries, including the US. The BSA meme pertains to cricket, which is not a sport played in the US. This really shouldn't be hard to understand.
Secondly, responding to another human being in a normal interaction is not pandering. Am I pandering to you or you me?
Thirdly, you just used cunt.
I'm not playing a character. I'm just calling you out on your fucking crap. Have you considered flag personas wouldn't exist beyond banter if you freaks didn't spaz out over nothing?
That wasn't (Me) lad, that was someone else. You LITERALLY tried explaining to a BSA that "we're not all like that" because the BSA participated in some banter.
You are unironically a newcunt/freshcunt off the boat from reddit.
Your posts literally change because your flag is displayed.
Think about that, you pandering cunt.
You only play up "le ossie ocker" stereotype because this is a flag board.
You are pathetic.
>BEING THIS FUCKING SHELTERED
Melbourne Chinese Born Australian from Upper Middle Class Private School
hahah holy shit
literal fucking bubble boy whose never met a real australian
this thread is glorious
>you will never bury your face in Serena's massive black ass cheeks and take a deep, rich inhale of her meaty shithole
Nobody over the age of 20 (aka a mature adult), in the metro area of a major city, uses the word "cunt" unironically unless they are trying to conform to a stereotype for somebody.
This is just a fact.
When you are still a kid (which you are), you try to fit into cliches and stereotypes of how you think you "should" act. This is just naturally, and you grow out of it once you reach adulthood.
> you try to fit into cliches and stereotypes of how you think you "should" act. This is just naturally, and you grow out of it once you reach adulthood.
> Let me tell you how you should act
It's more the idea that as a kid, you're not really sure who you are, or how you should act, so you tend to fall into cliches and stereotypes (for Americans, think goths, jocks, skateboarder kids, etc). As you grow up you grow out of this.
Pandering nerds from /bet/ and /int/ comprehensively BTFO itt.
this is beautiful.
i'm chinese but i use sikkunt and shit. slightly ironically.
kek. chinese kids go to schoolies. altho we don't get as wasted as some of the bogans.
tennis was shit today.
so was the handegg.
didn't have work and thought it was going to be fun. turned out shit. and none of my friends give a shit about handegg and tennis.
> I'm chinese
get the fuck out chink shit, tennis is the white man's sport and this is the white man's country, go back to ching chong land you filthy cunt with your tennis replicas for faggots called badminton and table tennis.
Sharapova says that tennis players often have their panties misplaced when they are washed by the tournament organisers, and they often end up in the hands of other players. What would you do if you got a pair of sharapovas panties by mistake?
The thread or the Australian Open?
Today was a good sport day for me.
My pantherswagon won.
Kyrgios btfo some loser and won a few points with his between the legs move.
It was a good day.
Imagine Serena pulls off an Armstrong for match fixing like that Vinci match and gets all her titles stripped and banned for life from Tennis, wouldn't that be the best thing ever for female tennis.
exterminate all australians desu lads