/tennis/ Aus Open: Day 1, THREAD 2

first for non ausfags

first for Kygrios

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Only people allowed in Australian Open threads are:
>sexy, charming and popular AusGODS
>big strong Americans
>poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters

Everyone else needs to steer clear.

You can lurk, but no posting itt.

Leave that to the big boys.

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anyone read this?

really hate not being sent to a summer camp tbqf

>>65024956
Fucking stop you're making me cringe you try-hard cunt.
Learn to add some fucking subtlety to your banter ya literal five year old.
Only saying coz i luv ya bruv <3

Who's your super with lads?

>>65024977
Do neets have Super Annuation?

>>65024969
is that an erotic novel?

>>65024985

yea, based on seles' own sexy hook ups as a supple teenager at an academy

>>65024973
You are literally from /int/ and /bet/ and need to kill yourself right now.

Looking forward to your seething reply which I will not be reading.

>>65024977
first state

>>65024956
>>>/cric/

daria gavrilova has one cunt of a face for a russian, why did we give her citizenship over yulia poots

>>65024977
Hostplus

I'm assuming youse Ausbros aren't getting the sappy Visit Melbourne ads every 5 seconds. Making me cry. I want to come home. Will you guys meet me at the airport?

>>65025002
>>>/lgbt/

Has New Zealand ever had a good tennis player?

>>65024973
Fucking neck yourself you pandering fuck

>>65025008

no one is dumb enough to visit melbourne so they don't need to advertise the joint

that said we used to get a fuck ton of visit california/canada ads during the last ao

>>65025008
faggot

>>65024977
Rest Industry Super lad

>>65025015
Some lad won Wimbledon literally over a hundred years ago

>>65025015

Would Alice have been a good tennis player?

>>65025024
Must be working, cos every time I'm in LA there's fucking bogans everywhere.

>>65024969

Does she smash herself with a tennis racket?

is that andrew symonds?

>>65025008
>visiting Melbourne
>ever

ebin

>>65025025
You'll grow up and experience real emotions some day. Unless you're a fucking autist, which is highly likely.

>>65025050
faggot

>>65025028
Shouldn't you be stacking shelves right now?

>>65025015
Pat Cash

>>65025048
Back to lurking, spud nigger.

>>65025056
I'm a sparky lad

>>65025053
Autism confirmed.

Are there any youtube streams? Need it chromecast'able

>>65025069
faggot

>>65025056
>he's not a tradie

>>>/MMM/

>>65025073
here's a stream for ya
*unzips dick*

>>65025076
Bedtime now, mate. Long day of cataloging your Yowie collection tomorrow.

>>65025008

fuck off we're full

> melbourne
> apparently like seattle but without microsoft and amazon

Australian Open threads are always the biggest panderfest, filled almost completely with people from /bet/ and migrants from /v/ and other boards.

It is absolute and pure cancer every single year and if you genuinely look forward to, or plan to post in, said threads this year it is because you consciously or subconsciously are looking forward to pandering and having your country noticed by the Big Strong Foreigners.

Tennis threads, especially Australian Open ones, are embarrassing as fuck.

Literally filled with retards from /bet/, /int/ and unironically from reddit/Facebook who genuinely want 'muh comfy tennis thread to discuss muh waifu' xdxd.

Fuck tennis threads and fuck you.

>>65025090
faggot

>>65025033

forest nymph and miss alice - the doubles dream team

Will Williams score a set?

>>65025092
Seattle had Frasier, something you kids wouldn't know about, but was actually an intelligent sitcom

tomorrow:
Men:
10:00 Robert - Fratangelo
10:00 Harrison - Kuznetsov
10:00 Mannarino - Groth
10:00 Sousa (32) - Kukushkin
10:00 Muller - Fognini (20)
10:00 Millman - Schwartzman
10:00 Gulbis - Chardy (30)
10:00 Raonic (13) - Pouille
11:30 Lopez (18) - Evans
11:30 Giraldo - Young
11:30 Ebden - Granollers-Pujol
11:30 Darcis - Pella
11:30 Jaziri - Robredo
11:30 Ram - Anderson (11)
11:30 Zverev - Murray (2)
13:00 Gimeno-Traver - Smyczek
13:00 Becker - Sela
13:00 Nadal (5) - Verdasco
13:30 Monfils (23) - Sugita
13:30 Bolelli - Baker
13:30 Janowicz - Isner (10)
13:30 Bedene - Johnson (31)
13:30 Bellucci - Thompson
13:30 Cecchinato - Mahut
14:30 Ito - Stepanek
14:30 Munoz-De La Nava - Troicki (21)
15:00 Ferrer (8) - Gojowczyk
15:00 Sock (25) - Fritz
15:00 Daniel - Rosol
15:30 Tomic (16) - Istomin
18:00 Duckworth - Hewitt
19:30 Tursunov - Wawrinka (4)

women:
01:00 Keys (15) - Diyas
01:00 Makarova (21) - Inglis
01:00 Flipkens - Lucic
01:00 Barthel - King
01:00 Siniakova - Bacsinszky (11)
01:00 Hon - Beck
01:00 Siegemund - Bertens
01:00 Kontaveit - Muguruza Blanco (3)
02:30 Pironkova - Shvedova
02:30 Mitu - Goerges
02:30 Maria - Govortsova
02:30 Williams (8) - Konta
02:30 Duval - Svitolina (18)
03:00 Osaka - Vekic
03:00 Birrell - Pliskova (9)
03:00 Garcia (32) - Strycova
03:00 Jankovic (19) - Hercog
04:00 Tsurenko (31) - Lepchenko
04:00 Larsson - Begu (29)
04:30 Sevastova - Wolfe
04:30 Patterson - Ivanovic (20)
04:30 Cetkovská - Lisicki (30)
04:30 Witthoeft - Zheng
04:30 Brengle - Vandeweghe
05:30 Arruabarrena-Vecino - Zanevska
05:30 Crawford - Kovinic
06:30 Jovanovski - Cornet
06:30 Mattek - Allertova
06:30 Sanders - Dulgheru
06:30 Kerber (7) - Doi
09:00 Zhang - Halep (2)
11:00 Azarenka (14) - Van Uytvanck

>>65025109
>Big Bang Theory
>not an intelligent sitcom

Sometimes, I like to think that my dick is all Stephens needs for a proper breakout year.

>>65025093
There are posters on /sp/ who follow tennis outside of the Slams as well. We always have threads for the Masters events and other tournaments as well.

>>65024956

Fuck off.

>>65025093
Australian open threads are literally ruined by Australians

>>65024992
does she have an audiobook where she reads it?

>>65025120
You should seriously consider suicide.

>>65025109

sup niles

>>65025117
>>65025126
faggots

Reminder that grand slams are individual tournaments not national sides. That said how can you support the two biggest adult babies on tour in Tomic and Kraphaircut?

>>65025134
What is your problem, m8?

8 days till Hottest 100 lads

>>65025137
you are a top notch shitposter.

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who /nrl/ here

>>65025113
literally only nadal-verdasco.
zverev-murray was already done and murray rolled.

>>65025116
>BBT
i know who you are cunt.

>>65025146
faggot

>>65025153
who am i ya little tennis loving poofter

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>>65024950

>>65025139
I don't like retarded casual pieces of shit like you posting outside of your containment board/thread of /int/ and /bet/.

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>>65025113

>murray - zverev
>nadal - verdasco
>hon - beck
>piri piri
>duval - svitolina
>garcia - bzs
>witthoeft - zheng

looking forward to tomorrow tbqf

>>65025148
Yes. I follow the Essendon Mariners

>>65025145
that shit's ruined mate.

>>65025145
Sorry, I'm neither 14 nor a stoner

>>65025092
plus better weather and good public transport... seattle public transport is a joke

who are the bigger provincial cunts of sport fandom: bostonians, or australians?

>>65025188
>>65025191
faggots

>>65025191
please watch our sports

These threads are so much better at this time of night without the european nerds from /bet/ and /int/ spreading their cancer.

Aussies are mean

>>65025199
I agree.
However later in the tournament, the casual trips and """"personalities""" from those places will manage to show up at this time, for the easy cred.

>>65025191
I think you've just run into one powerful autist on /tennis/ tonight

>>65025193
Do you know what thread you're in?

>>65025208
>p-p-p-please don't hate us all mr Big Strong American :((( w-w-we're not all like that :D
Seriously, you should kill yourself.

>>65025207
Non League Nigel has already made his "appearance" this morning.

Ugh.

>>65025214
This isn't /cric/ you mong.

>>65025208
back to /bet/ faggot

>>65025217
>p-p-please stop embarrassing me in front of the Big Strong Americans :(

why the fuck are we so divisive as a country?

i'm actually surprised lidcombe and auburn haven't been bombed yet tbqh.

sydney lads ww@.

>>65025226
Tennis is played in the states, you seethering nimrod.

>>65025217
You are unironically that beta nerd who stays up until the early hours of the morning in order to "converse" with "europeans" in /bet/ and soccer threads.

You are absolutely pathetic and are worthless subhuman scum.

>>65025235
No, I just like sports and coming on 4chan

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>quality of thread plummets the more aussies there are in the thread
please guys, at least try to stay on topic

>>65025237
hello /bet/ditor

all this djoker ads are making me hate him tbqf

>>65025230
>he isn't going to the ASTRAL PEOPLE Summer Dance

Julio Bashmore is going to be there live.
I bet you faggos don't even know who he is.

>you will never choke as hard as stosur playing in australia

>>65025243
>le cool your jets boys XDXD

Hello /bet/

>>65025237
You don't like sports.

You just are a self hating Australian with a gambling addiction, and you crave attention from Europeans, and to a lesser extent, Americans.

You unironically pander to them in every thread you enter, and you never actually discuss the sport, rather you spend your time discussing waifus, how you "aren't like the rest of Australians", and spew reddit tier "memes".

Literally a pathetic beta nerd.

jesus fucking christ sam. kill yourself.

>>65025252
Sounds like something drugfucked Shitney people would like.

>>65025270
faggot

>>65025267
This some next level autism right 'ere

>>65025288
>LE YOU ARE ORDISDIG XDXD

>>65025288
>>>/bet/
>>>/int/
>>>/facebook/

>>65025294
Yeah, this sort of stuff. Heaven forbid someone go on /tennis/ because they want to discuss tennis with people who also like tennis

>>65025252
stereocunt.
anyway, AO was shit today.
at least kyrgios played decent. could be interdasting against berdych.

There is literally nothing wrong with /bet/

>>65025303
Don't worry about them lad, just put a trip on so we can tell your posts apart from the shitposters

>>65025303
You don't like tennis and you don't ever discuss tennis.

You do like attention from Europeans and you only ever discuss waifus.

Kill yourself.

>This whole fucking thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw&feature=youtu.be

>>65025303
It's genuinely time to neck yourself lad

Go pander on /int/

>>65025325
autism

tears

>>65025303
You are between the ages of 16 and 20.
This is a fact, and you know it.

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>>65025303
>discussing sports on an anime website

>>65025321
>stereocunt
>liking kyrgios

Way to be stereo-typical mate

>>65025323
>>65025340

>>>/int/
>>>/bet/
>>>/facebook/

>>65025329
It's a shame that this sort of Australian is what we're known for. People that talk like that barely make up 0.1% of this country, at least from what I can tell, in my part of the world.

>>65025333
But I'm not pandering to anyone.

I wish /cric/ would fuck off back to their containment thread.

I don't even like tennis.

>>65025351
nah m8.
prefer the kokk, but i wouldn't mind nick beating everybody but rafa and tomas.
nick's a decent lad. just hotheaded and pretty arrogant at times.
vekic joke was just banter but in bad taste.

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>he spends his time at night posting on the board where everyone comes to post on when they're banned from their home board
>he thinks anyone on this board legitimately likes sports and yet he wonders to himself every night why the threads are so full of off topic shit posting

>>65025345
25 and self employed

>>65025325
Who am i?

>>65025349
Really? On the sports board?

>>65025354
I don't use /bet/, but I have neither a negative or positive opinion of it. Did someone from there molest you or something?

>>65025360
Do you come from a middle class family in Melbourne or Sydney and go to a decent private school?

Because holy shit I'm from queensland and you are so fucking lucky in your ignorance of the majority of australians.

You pathetic pandering nerds have a containment thread, /bet/, and an entire containment board, /int/.

Just fuck off and stay there.

Your cancer isn't needed.

>>65025381
Maybe ignorance is bliss then

>>65025360
You sound like a tosser from Melbourne

>>65025381
> He thinks Queenslanders are representative of Australians

>>65025361
You LITERALLY are. You whole online """poosona""" is orientated around being a stereotypical Ozzie cunt who just wants to watch the tennis m8
You UNIRONICALLY live for the attention from the Big Strong Europeans and have managed to delude yourself into thinking they're laughing with you and not at you.

>>65025376
You are literally from /bet/ and /int/.

You don't even like sports.

You only post in order to get attention from Europeans.

It's an addiction for you.

>>65025394
You are free to make your assumptions based on words on your screen, just don't complain when your assumptions come back to bite you and you are being shipped off to the doctor to get your chronic paranoia and social anxiety treated.

>>65025404
I don't care what anyone thinks and I don't have a persona. The whole point of 4chan is not having a persona.

>>65025411
Jesus lad, you're ducking embarrassing

>not having an mulitple e personas

kek

KEK

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>>65025404
>>65025408
>YOU ARE LITERALLY

I wonder what would happen to this community if those words were permanently filtered

Oh wait, I was getting /bet/ mixed up with /biz/. What does /bet/ do?

>>65025416
Exactly.

That's why it's so embarrassingly pathetic that you are desperately trying to create a persona for yourself.

You should just stay in your containment thread, /bet/, you fucking loser.

>>65025412
When are >you going to get decent bowlers lad
Fix ishant or some shit, it's getting embarrassing

>>65025412
hey curryfriend. you're fine so long as you don't send any more of your extended family here.

also, why are curries so good at doubles but not singles tennis?

>>65025437
Who do you think I am?

Why are Aussies on /sp/ nothing but shitposters?

On /pol/ and /int/ Australians are pretty reasonable but on /sp/ it seems like nothing but pure spergs

>>65025416
then go back to reddit you empty drone, the POINT of 4chan is to force you to develop a persona entirely based on your posts and not your username

fuck off

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>first day of the australian open
>threads are already like this

>>65025445
It's literally about 3 retards, you can tell by the post times. I think 2 have run out of steam now

>>65025438
tbqh if they had Shami this series it would've been a lot different
just like how >we are missing Starc and Pattinson

>>65025439
Neck yourself
>>65025445
>going on /pol/ and /int/
Neck yourself

>>65025445
/int/ actually houses the absolute worst Australians on 4chan.

You like them because you are from there and you can't see how cancerous and pathetic you are.

>>65025445
what is it about the modern australian that is incapable of conversing with his fellow australian

>>65025449
Really? Now you're just trying too hard

>>65025451
There are many Australians on /sp/ and 4chan as a whole who unironically think Europeans/Americans see them like this.

>>65025452

Its on any Australian general, you can have better sports discussions with Aussies on /int/ than /sp/

>>65025455
>hating /pol/ and /int/

Cry more

Is brad hodge drunk?

who /gong/ here?

is the stream shit and laggy to anyone elese?

>>65025451
Weird that it took so long desu. Play was more or less over.

>>65025445
Those two boards have the WORST instances of pandering

The only reason this thread is so vile is because of YOU. Ship yourself off to Christmas Island lad.

>>65025464
thanks detective

>>65025465
It's weird, /cric/'s been relatively ok for this Summer besides screwing with /bundes/ which no one really cares about. But something about the tennis starting up caused them to spaz

>>65025374
he has a bad temper yeah but its not really an excuse. He's still better than Tomic but between those two I'd say we now have the worst reputation on tour except for maybe the Argentinian's. Tennis is an individual sport for the most part so except for the Davis Cup I see no reason to support guys like that

>>65025465
0/10

you're just butthurt.

>>65025465
Run off to /pol/ and /int/ then and stop shitting up MY /sp/

>speaking positively about any Australian on 4chan outside of /sp/

Spotted the freshcunts who come here once a year to pander to yuropoors for the Australian Open.

Australians outside of /sp/ pander 24/7 to foreigners and force themselves to use "cunt" every second word.

>>65025438
does /cric/ run /ten/ as well??

>>65025439
>also, why are curries so good at doubles but not singles tennis?
Both of their current good players are Hingis babbies desu.

>be heather watson
>up 5-4 in the 2nd set serving for match
>get broken and lose set
>lose match

why are brits such massive choke artists

>>65025496
/cric/ has officially annexed it as of right now

>>65025492
>MY /sp/

I don't see your name on it cunt

>>65025498
>both

who else is there but sania. and i'm pretty sure she was winning before she teamed with hingis. it's more hingis who just teams up with whoever is hot to win more titles

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>>65025512
You do now

>>65025460
I swear it all comes down to our fucking schooling.

I went through school thinking I was smart because it was easy. Then I got into life and realised I'm normal. I think the vast majority of Australians get raised with this idea that we're smarter than we actually are because our education demands so little of us, so we're all desperate to prove our """""""intelligence"""""""" on 4chan.

what the fuck.
i think i'm literally the only non-cauc or non-abo in here.

>>65025513
Paes, her mixed partner.

>>65025522
W
H
O

>>65025512
>cunt
Yawn.

You /int/ poofters are too pedestrian.

>>65025512
>LE CUNT XDXD LOOK AT HOW LIBERALLY WE USE THE WORD OVER HERE BIG STRONG EUROPEANS PLEASE NOTICE US AND OUR GIMMICKS

who /tsonga/ here? is it finally his time

>>65025522

Sup mate, still a closeted homosexual I see

>>65025496
Not really. There's a current BBL match on, so /cric/'s active. For some reason they're cranky today

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>>65025526
It's just bogans using 4chan as cathartic release from their mundane lives
Most cunts here are normies that work all day

>>65025510
And tradies haven't even found this thread yet.

>>65025543
No. He's doomed to be eternally not quite good enough.

>>65025543
>is it finally his time
No. Wouldn't even watch him if it wasn't for Henri commentating

>>65025541

Mate I'm a tradie and we do use the word "cunt" quite regularly, you'd know that if you weren't so sheltered.

>>65025543
>>65025543
he's over the hill m8.
he's playing the leb with the manbun so ofc it's going to be easy/

>>65025512
>cunt

>>CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT AYE M8 THROW A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE AYE BIG STRONG AMERICANS IM AUSSIE AND I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR A LOT AYE CUNT DRINK A VB WITH ME WE DONT LIKE FOSTERS LMAO HEY DO YOU WANT TO TRY SOME VEGEMITE ITS REALLY GOOD NAH YOU GOTTA EAT IT WITH BUTTER ON TOAST ITS THE BEST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

>>65025541
> Don't use gimmicks
> Let me write in the most gimmicking way possible

>>65025522
Based Joshy
Please save this thread

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>>65025522
Haha fuck i should have waited so i would catch this in my shitpost .gif census

>this thread the .gif

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>>65025558
This to be honest

We had some work done here and the builders were dropping the c bomb almost every time one of them spoke

I'm glad that I have as much distance as possible between Australia and myself.

http://furthestcity.com/city.php?ID=GOTTINGEN_GERMANY

>>65025548
take your trip off.
you're correct tho.
i think i'm the only abc here ever.

>>65025522
>>65025575
>>65025548

guise

guise

check this out

we can call this community /penis/

>>65025558
>LE I AM A TRU BLU OZZIE TRADIE M8 I FIX THE SHITTER ALL DAY AND HAVE A FEW VBS BEST BEER IN THE WORLD CUNT TIME TO GET THE PISS ON LIKE USUAL BECAUSE IM A FUCKING OZZIE CUNT XDXD HAVE THE BIG STRONG EUROS NOTICED ME YET

>>65025569

Freshcunt detected, why are you so triggered m8?

Its a normal part of our culture, nothing to be ashamed about.

I live in the outer subrubs and you'll hear it plenty at the local pub.

>>65025587
does somebody just intentionally proxy as a curry to fuck with us?
none of my curry friends are like this and something like 30% of my mates are curry.

baghdatis playing out of his mind for a bit tbqh.

>>65025592
>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD

>>65025588
Literally no one is pandering in this thread except for you

Is this the designated /nrl/ thread?

>>65025592
I really don't understand what the point of lying like this is.
Who are you trying to convince? Do you think the Big Strong Foreigners will think more highly of you if they believe Australians live up to their Crocodile Dundee stereotypes?

baghdatis is such a fucking crowd babby. fuck off.

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>>65025496

does the pope shit in the street?

>>65025592
>LE PUBS WITH LE VB AND EMU EXPORT ON TAP CUNT DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING AFL GAME LAST NIGHT CUNT FUCK CUNT WHAT A GAME BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD CUNT THATS WHAT I KEEP TELLING MY BIG STRONGG EUROPEAN FRIENDS AHAHA DID YOU KNOW THE CUNTS THINK AUSTRALIA IS LIKE CROCODILE DUNDEE WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB CUNTS XDXD

>>65024903
>THREAD 2
surprised no one has called you out on this yet desu

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>>65025585
>thinking you can tell the TripGOD to take his trip off

Hello newcunt

>>65025609
Like seriously, this level of anger at a stranger is just sad

I know you're here Mr Angry, you melbournian poof.

>>65025619
>LE POO IN LE LOO I AM LITERALLY UNABLE TO COME UP WITH ANY NEW JOKES AND SPOUT THE SAME ONE EVERY DAY XDXD

>>65025617
But, no one's trying to do that. The only people trying to push this idea that all Australians are the same are you.

@65025640

hello reddit

Hope Stosur loses and just retires from tennis

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>>65025640
autism

>>65025618
What sport?

>>65024977
First state lad

>>65025585
im abc m8

>>65025608
I'm literally having fish curry and rice at the moment.

And obviously your m8s aren't like anons on 4chan. Posting here does stuff to people.

>>65025585
>>65025670
Australians born Chinese?

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>>65025679
yeah mate, feels good to be a BIG STRONG Chinaman

>>65025609
>>65025617
>>65025621

Cunt you're the only one going about foreigners, I don't give a fuck what they think

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/int/ and /bet/ comprehensively PTFO in this very thread right now.

>>65025614
>LE POO IN LE HALLWAY XDXD

>>65025719
who the semon lemon?

>>65025718
>CUNT CUNT CUNT XDXDXD LOOK AT HOW I FORCE THE AUSTRALIAN ONLINE PERSONA HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW FUCKING HOT IT IS HERE???

>>65025718
>LE FUCK LE FOREIGN CUNT XD FUCKEN SLOPE EYE CUNT AND SEPPO CUNT XD LOOK AT HOW XENOPHOBIC I AM XDXD

>>65025630
Sauce on this Joshy?

>>65025718
Yeah, scroll to the top of the thread. There's not even pandering. It literally all started because a couple of Aussies were replying to Americans in about the same tone I'm replying to you. That's it

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>>65025719
based /holly/

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>>65025735
>>65025736

>>65025718
You never say cunt in the real world.
You never hear anyone say cunt in the real world.
You literally only say cunt on here because it fits into a stereotype.

>>65025747
That's FACTUALLY incorrect and if you weren't a seething freshcunt who refuses to look at himself critically you'd know that.
The pandering was intrinsic and just as bad as LE PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT I'LL EXPLAIN ALL THE RULES TO YOU

Based Joshy

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>>65025760
>It's an Australian international sporting event shitposting thread

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>>65025749

I've never had sex with a woman.

>>65025760
People say cunt all the time. Simply because you lack social interaction with adults does not mean others do. Also, no one is cultivating a fucking stereotype. We were discussing tennis, then you freaks moved in. You're literally the ones pushing this idea that Aussies all have to be the same and we'll hate ya if ya different

>>65025747
>BSA: who are the bigger provincial cunts of sport fandom: bostonians, or australians?
>(You): I-I-I think you just had a-a bad experience w-with one australian Mr. BSA plz don't assume we're all like that ;_;

pathetic

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>tsonga bonga

>>65025782
>>>/int/

If flags weren't on, you KNOW you would be posting completely differently and wouldn't be trying to play a character right now.

>>65025770
Look, we've been over this already. Tennis is played in many countries, including the US. The BSA meme pertains to cricket, which is not a sport played in the US. This really shouldn't be hard to understand.

Secondly, responding to another human being in a normal interaction is not pandering. Am I pandering to you or you me?

Thirdly, you just used cunt.

>tsonga is now 30

he has to be on suicide watch

THANKS I JUST GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB YOU CUNTS

>>65025784
Because you were being autistic and the yank was being reasonable. It has nothing to do with flags, you're just an insecure cunt.

>>65025782
>adult conversation
>use of the word 'cunt'
Hi /int/. Shouldn't you be pandering to America right now, or forcing more garbage memes about "fucking leaves" right now?

KEK

>>65025802
>The BSA meme pertains to cricket, which is not a sport played in the US
It LITERALLY doesn't, that was ONE iteration of an ancient meme about pandering shits like you

>>65025795
I'm not playing a character. I'm just calling you out on your fucking crap. Have you considered flag personas wouldn't exist beyond banter if you freaks didn't spaz out over nothing?

>>65025818
>CUNT XDXD OFF TO THE SERVO TO BUY SOME DURRIES WITH PAY WAVE CUNT XD

>>65025818
YOU are the insecure one.

>p-please Mr Big Strong American, w-were not all like this. I-i'm actually a cool guy once you get to know m-me

pathetic

>>65025821
But I'm not pandering. Having basic social skills isn't pandering.

>>65025832
> You're the insecure one
> Please big strong Aussie friends. Help me. One Australian's not towing the Ausnigger narrative

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/cric/ pls go

>>65025818
>(You)
That wasn't (Me) lad, that was someone else. You LITERALLY tried explaining to a BSA that "we're not all like that" because the BSA participated in some banter.

You are unironically a newcunt/freshcunt off the boat from reddit.

>>65025826
Your posts literally change because your flag is displayed.

Think about that, you pandering cunt.

You only play up "le ossie ocker" stereotype because this is a flag board.

You are pathetic.

>>65025829

Has it actually gotten to the point where Australians on /sp/ are being triggered by the use of the word "cunt" and tradies?

Fuck it feels like I'm back at uni again

>>65025836
There's a difference between social """skills""" and playing up a stereotype to pander to the big strong euros

>>65025852
You're the one playing a stereotype

>>65025846
Insecure as fuck.

Back to your pandering containment board, /int/.

>>65025862
>LE YOU ARE LE STERRYO TIPE

>>65025846
You literally had to clarify to the american "not all aussies!" because you're a pandering freshcunt fresh off the boat from /int/.

Is any of you cunts seeing the ball girl's MASSIVE tits behind Baghdatis?

>>65025862
>n-no u!

Absolutely pathetic.

>>65025852
>>65025860

Look at you people. You literally use the exact same argument about stereotypes, and need other Aussies to reaffirm you. Your the ones behaving stereotypically.

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>>65025760
>BEING THIS FUCKING SHELTERED
Melbourne Chinese Born Australian from Upper Middle Class Private School

PLEASE GO

hahah holy shit
literal fucking bubble boy whose never met a real australian

>>65025772
this thread is glorious

>>65025878
>watching tennis
lmao what do you think this is

>>65025871
>>65025876
>>65025879

Once again, the exact same stereotypical behaviour. You should stop trying to pander to the Aussie shitpost narrative just because foreigners like it

>>65025878
screencap and post it
i'm too busy shitposting to watch the game

You guys make my nipples SO hard

>>65025891
>pandering this hard
Absolutely pathetic.

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>you will never bury your face in Serena's massive black ass cheeks and take a deep, rich inhale of her meaty shithole

>>65025908
I don't think pandering means what you think it means

>>65025885
DUDE, LE SHITPOSTING OSSIE LMAO XD

stosur is so fucking retarded

>>65025895
I'm watching on TV, you aussies are absolutely worthless anyway.

>>65025885
Nobody over the age of 20 (aka a mature adult), in the metro area of a major city, uses the word "cunt" unironically unless they are trying to conform to a stereotype for somebody.
This is just a fact.

When you are still a kid (which you are), you try to fit into cliches and stereotypes of how you think you "should" act. This is just naturally, and you grow out of it once you reach adulthood.

>>65025891
>panders to BSA "sorry I-I-I s-swear sir it was just a one off wont happen again!"
>accuses others of pandering

literally projection: the post

Name a single good lesbian tennis player.

You literally can't.

oh for fucks sake

>>65024903

Lmao useless

>>65025935
kyrgios 2bh

Fuck you and your retarded time zone.

>you will never choke as badly and consistently as stosur

>there will never be a several minutes long vocaroo of someone reading this thread in a fake aussie accent
necking myself, cunts

>>65025924
>kids use cunt to try and fit in with other kids
>adults dont use cunt to try and fit in with other adults

>>65025926
Now I just don't know what your issue is. I think you just like being aggressive on the internet. Is everything ok at home?

>>65025950
never tried bbc lad?

>>65025924
> you try to fit into cliches and stereotypes of how you think you "should" act. This is just naturally, and you grow out of it once you reach adulthood.
> Let me tell you how you should act

>>65025959
>muh internet arm chair psychology

kys la

>>65024969
looks a bit like holly

>>65025960
sure have la

my comment still stands

>>65025965
> literally projection: the post
> d-don't point out my obvious issues

>>65025957
It's more the idea that as a kid, you're not really sure who you are, or how you should act, so you tend to fall into cliches and stereotypes (for Americans, think goths, jocks, skateboarder kids, etc). As you grow up you grow out of this.

>>65025924
>in the metro area of a major city

Because they're all chinks.

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Pandering nerds from /bet/ and /int/ comprehensively BTFO itt.

>>65025924
I bet your parents didn't even allow you to go to schoolies.

>>65025980
How tight was her arsehole m8?

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>>65025960
>>65025974

>>65025975
>panders to american trying to make sure he doesn't get "the wrong idea" about Australians
>accuses others of pandering
>not projection

literally seething /int/ poster: the post

>>65025987
Was tight, but dirty.

The girl who wanted 'rock' still hasn't taken the morning after pill yet though. Might have to kill myself.

>the fucking state of this thread

Why can't Aussies have a nice comfy chat about the tennis?

STOSUR OUT.
this is beautiful.

>>65025978
nah m8.
i'm chinese but i use sikkunt and shit. slightly ironically.
>>65025981
kek. chinese kids go to schoolies. altho we don't get as wasted as some of the bogans.

>>65025935
Navratilova is literally one of the best female tennis players of all time and Stosur herself has at least won one Grand Slam

>>65025977
no you dont, you just move onto a different set of groups to try and fit into

>>65026010
tennis was shit today.
so was the handegg.
and epl.
didn't have work and thought it was going to be fun. turned out shit. and none of my friends give a shit about handegg and tennis.

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good night lads

>>65026010
>DUDE, LE COMFY TENNIS THREAD XDXD

>LE POST ABOUT WAIFUS AND FEET LMAO

Who /FreeTicketsToTheTennis/ here?

Just trying to work out which games I want.

>>65026019
If this was the case with you, got news for you: you're a manchild

>>65026010
>comfy
this will trigger them

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>>65026030
>tfw no qt copper gf

>>65026035
Plenty of manchilds on 4chan m8.

>>65026042
why would you want a copper? would she let you off the hook or would she be straight with you?
do they get passed around the precinct?

DUDE COMFY LMAO

You literally have no idea who I am or what my endgame is.

>>65026055
depends how "seriously" she takes her job m8, most cops don't care when they're not working.

>>65026042
If a woman lets a dog lick her mouth, you can only imagine what she will let it do with her pussy.

Sluts OUT

>>65026055
>precinct
stop watching so much american tv m8

>>65026078
You are Josh Reynolds.
Your """endgame""" is spamming pictures of traps or other NSFW pictures to derail threads every now and then.

Solved it.

walkcunt on suicide watch

Who here waits out the front of rod lava arena to get free tickets from people leaving?

snagged a ticket to a Hewitt game and a federer game last year.

>>65026084
>australian tv
how's MKR and the bachelor bruv? or do you have nitflux?

somehow marcos is still in this.

>>65026119
not me because I'm not poor

>>65026143
>he unironically thinks generic police procedural #253 is better than based My Kitchen Rules