AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How much game action in an NFL game? 10 mins is my guess.

>>65024051
>Supporting semen slurping sports

>>65024091
It takes so long for them to actually play it's ridiculous

>>65024051
>fat black guys standing around and occasionally running into each other
>"""sport"""

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>>65024051
>his sport fails at the one thing sport is supposed to be: being an entertaining spectacle
Eurocucks, everyone

>>65024146
>basebore
watching pudgy whites & hispanics scratch their nuts for 5 hours is far from exciting
>handegg
add fatasses and turbo niggers to the equation
>basketball
exciting only during the playoffs before the last 2 minutes that actually take 20 minutes to finish
>hockey
an actual good sport
>mls
we're embarrassed of it too but thats like watching the nbdl or nfl europa

>>65024213
I agree with basketball. 82 game regular season is way too much. I will start getting into it once the conference finals start which will most likley be cavs vs bulls - warriors vs spurs.

>>65024051
>It's a WWE fag says American Sports a boring to make up for wrestling being fake episode

>>65024270
>deflecting to sweaty mandrama because he can't defend his sport
they're not a sport and they belong on /tv/

>>65024262
the first round has some decent matchups i'd check back in when the regular season ends

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>>65024051
>europs playing a sport where players scream and poo their panties when someone touches them

The """""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""" of soccer, ladies and gentlemen.

American football is like chess in that most of the planning happens between plays

cricket has very little ads
you should all watch our sport

>>65024362
>advert every 5 minutes

Fuck you.

The Journey of a footballer
>watch matches with your Dad
>get involved in local 5 a side
>join the u6's team
>play every week with Dad at sidelines
>get scouted by premier league team
>join their u10's team
>meet professional footballers, teach you a few things
>get nurtured in the skills of football by professional coaches
>sign a professional contract at 17 if you work hard enough
>get a spot in the starting line up in a friendly match
>work hard. fans think youre decent enough prospect
>get spot in a cup match
>impress manager
>become a regular after working hard

The Journey of an American Footballer
>be stupid
>be black
>be fat
>play pee-wee "football"
>run hard at other players
>get noticed by one of the thousand scouts in the state and go to university on a "football" scholarship
>fail everything but "football"
>get even fatter
>keep bumping into other fat black guys
>get name tossed into a hat for nfl
>be lucky enough to get picked
>eat lots of food and cry on television due to your luck of the draw
>bump into other fat black guys professionally

>these threads, over and over and over every day until we die
you're all fucking morons

>>65024700
this, why does the nba bother with a middleman when they can develop the talent itself

>>65024729
>until we die

no, until you leave, anon.
what are you still doing here? what are we still doing here?

>>65024783
habit t b h

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>posting a pic with a bunch of commercials in it

Oh the ironing

>>65024146
>players stand around for 5 mins
>somebody throws the ball
>play lasts for about 6 seconds
>there's another 5 minute break
>during these breaks you have to sit and listen to some fat, nasally yank try and sell you every product under the sun
>this goes on for about 3 hours

Nice 'entertaining' sport you have there, america

>>65024213
this is spot on. i think you have to try real hard to portray hockey as a boring or unskilled sport, its great. handegg is inferior to rugby, and baseball is inferior to cricket. no comment on basketball, have only watched a few games.

>>65024327
watch a game of premier league football and youd realise you have to be very strong for football and not get completely bullied in every game.

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While your american athletes waste their time doing fuck all in "class", everywhere else allows them to go pro while leaving the option for them to stay in school if they choose to do so and make money for themselves instead of NCAA & the respective schools

>>65024146
He has never watched rugby
He has never watched hockey
He has never watch a premier league match

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>>65024091
You're not far off.

>>65024051
You forgot the teams that move to another city. I find this extremely hilarious.

>>65024051
>it's an American Arsenal fan shitposts about American sports thread
Everytime

>>65024051
>it's a "stop liking sports that I don't like" thread
Muricans vs Yuros threads should be a bannable offense tbph, it's LITERALLY the same fucking posts and probably the same fucking people every single goddamn time.

>>65028912
>Europe
>sports
its sport, singular. They don't have more than one.

>>65025584
>Europe
>Hockey
only slavs and nordics play it and only a couple countries are even remotely competitive.

Hockey was invented and dominated by North America, learn2history faggit.

>>65025223
>Players run around for 90 minutes
>Clock keeps running despite literally nothing happening
>At the end of the game they add a random number of minutes to the game
>Game ends 0-0 with the away team winning due to weird rules

>>65024051
>multiple prosperous leagues

I don't think you guys are ready for the ultimate American retort
>but Ur sport is homo

>>65028934
>what are tennis, basketball, hockey and winter sports

>>65028841

>Shots of players standing around

Isn't that part of the game? Like waiting for someone leaving the field/being subbed/wasting time rolling on the floor in football/soccer?

>handegg
>fat crash
>obese collide
>ape command
>advert smash
>americunt fatball

>>65024051

You forgot that many cities in the U.S. don't adopt one color for all of their sports teams.

The closest cities that do would be Atlanta and NY

>>65029003
>DIVING FLOPPING TIES MAKE THE GOALS BIGGER MY DADDY DIED FOR THAT FLAG IF OUR BEST ATHLETES PLAYED DIVE GRASS

>>65024729
>not enjoying cracking open a bev for a half hour's ameribashing when you get home from work

Reddit detected

>>65028959
>idk what its hockey

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>>65029397

...but we don't do that either

The only time teams do that is if a single sports club has teams in many different sports. E.g. Barcelona have a bunch of teams in sports like basketball, rugby, etc. They're all affiliated to the football team.

That's more of a continental thing though because I don't think we have that over here really. They have it in Spain and I know they have it in Germany too (e.g. St. Pauli)

>>65024213
While I certainly agree with you on boreball and handegg, basketball is good if you know what to pick during regular season, and MLS isn't half bad. I mean, there's Eeereediviseee with Ado Den Haaaag vs. Al Alkmaaaaaar.

>>65029048
>Tennis
>A sport

Th nba is far better than anything in yurop and Hockey is Canadian faggotry

>winter sports
Drunken bear wrestle is not a sport vlad

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Oh look it's this thread again. Why are cucks and yuros so threatened by how Americans are entertained?

>>65029397

yeah that's because employment laws have change with respect to race based hiring practices

>>65032806
*changed

>>65024213
agreed

>it's a yuropoor assumes we only watch 1 sport like they do thread

>>65024146
>most popular sport worldwide
>somehow not entertaining
there sure seem to be a lot of boring people in the world, huh?

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>>65032956
And coca-cola is the most sold drink worldwide yet it taste like shit.

Popularity != quality

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>Be American
>after a night of binge gaming, watch korean grand prix at 4am
>when that is done, watch dubai tennis
>when that is done, it's 8am and premier league games begin
>watch a few of those, it is now 11am and La liga is starting
>watch Messi be Messi
>after Messi finishes Messing, it's now around 1pm, time for NFL
>NFL runs along the next few hours, during half time I'll watch some primetime european football
>this happens between 1pm-5pm
>it is now 6pm, time for another dose of NFL games from the central United States (or eastern)
>euros are now shitposting before bed, meanwhile I'm still watching sports
>it's now 8pm, I'm watching my primetime NFL game now, while euros are fapping or sleeping after having only watched one sport
>during special times oft he year, after my last game finishes at midnight, I'm able to watch the Australian open from 11pm-5am


My fucking sporting life is grand, because i am AMERICAN.

get fucked, euros.

One thing I absolutely cannot stand in Burgersports is the obnoxious stadium commentator's choices and those silly 10sec music clips between plays.

Oh and the fan chants. 'Defense' 'Go Patriots'. Attending the game must be a thrilling experience

>>65033006
Non american living in the US here. I can confirm this is true, but it doesn't make up for a lot of other shit.

American sports calendar
>January NFL playoffs, Winter Classic, Bowl Games
>February Superbowl, mid season NHL and NBA games
>March March Madness, spring training begins
>April NHL and NBA playoffs start, Baseball begins
>May NFL draft, more playoffs and baseball
>June NBA Finals, Stanley Cup
>July MLB All Star Game, NBA draft
>August NFL preseason, college football starts
>September pennant races, NFL season starts
>October Fall Classic, NBA and NHL begins
>November NBA, NHL, college football+basketball full swing
>December more bowl games and final weeks of NFL season
Yuropoor sports calendar
>January divegrass
>February divegrass
>March divegrass
>April divegrass
>May divegrass
>June divegrass
>July divegrass
>August divegrass
>September divegrass
>October divegrass
>November divegrass
>December divegrass

>>65028969
>>Game ends 0-0 with the away team winning due to weird rules
damn, it's so simple, 2 games, they sum the results, goal outside worth more than at home.
even kids understand it.

>>65034151
>Drafts
>typing all that out just to be wrong
top kek

>>65034178
What do you expect from a country where people can't even flip a coin?

>>65029234
are you the one complaining about random extra time at the end of the game?

>>65024700
>Le soccer players earned their place

You mean all the non-Europeans playing and representing European teams, Ahmed?

>>65024091
How much action outside of running is in an actual soccer game? The 5 seconds it takes when the 1 point of the game is scored?

>>65034151

What about the tennis? (four grand slams every year, including Wimbledon in the summer, plus other tournaments like Queens)
What about F1? (20 races from March to November)
What about rugby? (Six nations in the spring, plus autumn internationals, and other international tours)
What about cricket? (The Ashes if it's on, otherwise some other test series against AUS/NZ/SA/WI/IND)
What about golf? (Four majors)

Basically you're an idiot

>>65034262
you do understand teams don't represent countries right? ever heard of a real world cup?

>>65034288
The 90 minutes of pressing, defending, counter-attacking, creating plays and set-pieces, shooting, free kicks, corners, penalties, and fouls?

Sorry I realise this must be baffling to somebody who needs a 30-second Budweiser advert thrust in his face every five minutes just to keep his attention

>>65034288
ball control, game vision, positioning and skill may seem like just running to ameritards.

hockey and football are the 2 goat sports.

>>65025250
I'm with you except that baseball is better than cricket as far as I can tell. In baseball, hitters actually have to string hits together to score so it's actually a team effort. Defense in baseball is far more entertaining than defense in cricket (double plays alone give it the edge) and there is an extra dimension of base running. A baseball diamond also looks way better than cricket grounds, which is just a big circle of grass.

Hockey is amazing though. What other sport allows unlimited substitutions while play is gonig on? They are pushing themselves so hard every second they are on the ice. Goalie pads have gotten too big though. Force those fuckers to make a save, not just position themselves in front of the correct nine tenths of the goal

>>65033006
yet

>be american
>get shot

>soccer is 90 minutes of non stop action!
>0-0

>>65034446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aBPTyy2tfU

>>65024051
>>his sport has commercials every 2 to 5 minutes

> footy reaction pic that he uses is almost 50% :
> MASTERCARD
> FORD
> HEINEKEN
> PLAYSTATION
> GAZPROM
> UNICREDIT

>>65024976
Except those are not commercials... that's the point.
Those are sponsor logos placed on the background for a press conference. Or in the backgrund of the pitch, or on the shirts... That's how you do it. Worst case scenario, it's no more than aesthetically unpleasant.
As opposed to, you know, fucking bombarding you with commercial break after commercial break during the game.

>>65034463
Shouldn't you be praying to Allah, Muhammed?

>>65024051
OP has a point. I kind of want to start watching soccer. my question is, who do I root for?
>T Mobile
>Fly Emirates
>the other Fly Emirates
>the other other Fly Emirates
>Jeep
>Chevrolet

>>65035810
Root for T-Mobile or Qatar Foundation if you like winning
Root for any of the Fly Emirates if you want a Packers/Steelers feel

>>65032259
>about 90% of threads are about some never-heard american teams
>all the good threads are in archive
>cannot answer to them
>americans are not 90% of world's population ( they possibly are 90% of mankind's mass but that doesn't count)

>>65024213
>hockey a good sport

its right up there with fukin basebore as being one of the most boring sports.

>>65040778
>hockey 2016 world junior championship
>USA
>bronze
>"boring"

LOL

>>65040819
>even being aware of hockey events

the fuck would i know about that

>>65040846
Oh wait, I will post hundred threads to tell you about it.

>>65024327
>NBA apehoop niggers
>All 6 foot 100
>Fall down like little bitch niggers once touched
>'NBA Superstars'
>50% of their points come from free throws obtained by slightly grazing the opponent on the way to the basket
Kek

>>65024146
lel, savagely destroyed

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>his mind-numbingly boring AdSports will never EVER have anything like this

if you're american, why haven't you comitted suicide yet?

>>65029234
Yes it is, they're just nitpicking, you could say the same thing about any sport. On top of that the math doesn't add up for that. The clock ticking means the game is playing so you couldn't have less time than one quarter.

>>65033006
>binge gaming
>korean grand prix
>dubai tennis
>la liga

Kill yourself.

>>65042906
wow, he sure kicked that ball i can barely see

>>65042906
>Europe drowning in kebab

You had ONE job, Serbia

>>65033006
Dude go outside

>>65043861
*Western Europe

Which is fine by me, they were the biggest kebab enablers trough history. What goes around comes around.

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>>65044084

>>65024051
>his sport doesn't have multiple prosperous leagues

Seriously though, how is this a good thing? Wouldn't you want all top talent condensed in a single league? Why would you want your product diluted?

You have a point about the other things, but this is a clear negative to me.

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>>65024091
>Confirmed for literally not knowing what you're talking about

>>65040748
go to fucking finnish 4chan if you want to circlejerk about divegrass

So the conclusion of the thread is

1.European sports
2.a turd
3.isis

MASSIVE FUCKING GAP

1000000000000000.amerigay """""sports"""""

Got it.

>>65056371
good list tbf

without all those commercials, american football is actually pretty fun to watch

>>65040778
>actual fistfights
>fast paced
>requires power, balance and hand-eye coordination
>doesnt have ridiculous amounts of timeouts

you're missing out fatass

>>65057928
>fistfights
>good
who wants to see that shit? i want to see beautiful moves, defense splitting passes, smart positioning, trained formations, not retards fighting each other on ice skates

>fast paced

it's so fast paced that it's actually boring.