>his sport has commercials every 2 to 5 minutes
>his sport doesn't have multiple prosperous leagues
>his sport doesn't constantly have multiple dominant mega stars from across the globe
>his sport celebrates "world" championships for a domestic league
>his sport relies on the NCAA to develop talent instead of its own clubs
>his sport doesn't believe in a free market and prefers socialist wage caps
>his sport rewards teams for failure instead of relegating them
American Sports everyone
>his sport fails at the one thing sport is supposed to be: being an entertaining spectacle
watching pudgy whites & hispanics scratch their nuts for 5 hours is far from exciting
add fatasses and turbo niggers to the equation
exciting only during the playoffs before the last 2 minutes that actually take 20 minutes to finish
an actual good sport
we're embarrassed of it too but thats like watching the nbdl or nfl europa
I agree with basketball. 82 game regular season is way too much. I will start getting into it once the conference finals start which will most likley be cavs vs bulls - warriors vs spurs.
>europs playing a sport where players scream and poo their panties when someone touches them
The """""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""" of soccer, ladies and gentlemen.
The Journey of a footballer
>watch matches with your Dad
>get involved in local 5 a side
>join the u6's team
>play every week with Dad at sidelines
>get scouted by premier league team
>join their u10's team
>meet professional footballers, teach you a few things
>get nurtured in the skills of football by professional coaches
>sign a professional contract at 17 if you work hard enough
>get a spot in the starting line up in a friendly match
>work hard. fans think youre decent enough prospect
>get spot in a cup match
>become a regular after working hard
The Journey of an American Footballer
>play pee-wee "football"
>run hard at other players
>get noticed by one of the thousand scouts in the state and go to university on a "football" scholarship
>fail everything but "football"
>get even fatter
>keep bumping into other fat black guys
>get name tossed into a hat for nfl
>be lucky enough to get picked
>eat lots of food and cry on television due to your luck of the draw
>bump into other fat black guys professionally
>posting a pic with a bunch of commercials in it
Oh the ironing
>players stand around for 5 mins
>somebody throws the ball
>play lasts for about 6 seconds
>there's another 5 minute break
>during these breaks you have to sit and listen to some fat, nasally yank try and sell you every product under the sun
>this goes on for about 3 hours
Nice 'entertaining' sport you have there, america
this is spot on. i think you have to try real hard to portray hockey as a boring or unskilled sport, its great. handegg is inferior to rugby, and baseball is inferior to cricket. no comment on basketball, have only watched a few games.
While your american athletes waste their time doing fuck all in "class", everywhere else allows them to go pro while leaving the option for them to stay in school if they choose to do so and make money for themselves instead of NCAA & the respective schools
You're not far off.
You forgot the teams that move to another city. I find this extremely hilarious.
>it's a "stop liking sports that I don't like" thread
Muricans vs Yuros threads should be a bannable offense tbph, it's LITERALLY the same fucking posts and probably the same fucking people every single goddamn time.
only slavs and nordics play it and only a couple countries are even remotely competitive.
Hockey was invented and dominated by North America, learn2history faggit.
>Players run around for 90 minutes
>Clock keeps running despite literally nothing happening
>At the end of the game they add a random number of minutes to the game
>Game ends 0-0 with the away team winning due to weird rules
...but we don't do that either
The only time teams do that is if a single sports club has teams in many different sports. E.g. Barcelona have a bunch of teams in sports like basketball, rugby, etc. They're all affiliated to the football team.
That's more of a continental thing though because I don't think we have that over here really. They have it in Spain and I know they have it in Germany too (e.g. St. Pauli)
While I certainly agree with you on boreball and handegg, basketball is good if you know what to pick during regular season, and MLS isn't half bad. I mean, there's Eeereediviseee with Ado Den Haaaag vs. Al Alkmaaaaaar.
Oh look it's this thread again. Why are cucks and yuros so threatened by how Americans are entertained?
And coca-cola is the most sold drink worldwide yet it taste like shit.
Popularity != quality
>after a night of binge gaming, watch korean grand prix at 4am
>when that is done, watch dubai tennis
>when that is done, it's 8am and premier league games begin
>watch a few of those, it is now 11am and La liga is starting
>watch Messi be Messi
>after Messi finishes Messing, it's now around 1pm, time for NFL
>NFL runs along the next few hours, during half time I'll watch some primetime european football
>this happens between 1pm-5pm
>it is now 6pm, time for another dose of NFL games from the central United States (or eastern)
>euros are now shitposting before bed, meanwhile I'm still watching sports
>it's now 8pm, I'm watching my primetime NFL game now, while euros are fapping or sleeping after having only watched one sport
>during special times oft he year, after my last game finishes at midnight, I'm able to watch the Australian open from 11pm-5am
My fucking sporting life is grand, because i am AMERICAN.
get fucked, euros.
One thing I absolutely cannot stand in Burgersports is the obnoxious stadium commentator's choices and those silly 10sec music clips between plays.
Oh and the fan chants. 'Defense' 'Go Patriots'. Attending the game must be a thrilling experience
American sports calendar
>January NFL playoffs, Winter Classic, Bowl Games
>February Superbowl, mid season NHL and NBA games
>March March Madness, spring training begins
>April NHL and NBA playoffs start, Baseball begins
>May NFL draft, more playoffs and baseball
>June NBA Finals, Stanley Cup
>July MLB All Star Game, NBA draft
>August NFL preseason, college football starts
>September pennant races, NFL season starts
>October Fall Classic, NBA and NHL begins
>November NBA, NHL, college football+basketball full swing
>December more bowl games and final weeks of NFL season
Yuropoor sports calendar
What about the tennis? (four grand slams every year, including Wimbledon in the summer, plus other tournaments like Queens)
What about F1? (20 races from March to November)
What about rugby? (Six nations in the spring, plus autumn internationals, and other international tours)
What about cricket? (The Ashes if it's on, otherwise some other test series against AUS/NZ/SA/WI/IND)
What about golf? (Four majors)
Basically you're an idiot
The 90 minutes of pressing, defending, counter-attacking, creating plays and set-pieces, shooting, free kicks, corners, penalties, and fouls?
Sorry I realise this must be baffling to somebody who needs a 30-second Budweiser advert thrust in his face every five minutes just to keep his attention
I'm with you except that baseball is better than cricket as far as I can tell. In baseball, hitters actually have to string hits together to score so it's actually a team effort. Defense in baseball is far more entertaining than defense in cricket (double plays alone give it the edge) and there is an extra dimension of base running. A baseball diamond also looks way better than cricket grounds, which is just a big circle of grass.
Hockey is amazing though. What other sport allows unlimited substitutions while play is gonig on? They are pushing themselves so hard every second they are on the ice. Goalie pads have gotten too big though. Force those fuckers to make a save, not just position themselves in front of the correct nine tenths of the goal
Except those are not commercials... that's the point.
Those are sponsor logos placed on the background for a press conference. Or in the backgrund of the pitch, or on the shirts... That's how you do it. Worst case scenario, it's no more than aesthetically unpleasant.
As opposed to, you know, fucking bombarding you with commercial break after commercial break during the game.
OP has a point. I kind of want to start watching soccer. my question is, who do I root for?
>the other Fly Emirates
>the other other Fly Emirates
>about 90% of threads are about some never-heard american teams
>all the good threads are in archive
>cannot answer to them
>americans are not 90% of world's population ( they possibly are 90% of mankind's mass but that doesn't count)
>NBA apehoop niggers
>All 6 foot 100
>Fall down like little bitch niggers once touched
>50% of their points come from free throws obtained by slightly grazing the opponent on the way to the basket
>his mind-numbingly boring AdSports will never EVER have anything like this
if you're american, why haven't you comitted suicide yet?
Yes it is, they're just nitpicking, you could say the same thing about any sport. On top of that the math doesn't add up for that. The clock ticking means the game is playing so you couldn't have less time than one quarter.
>his sport doesn't have multiple prosperous leagues
Seriously though, how is this a good thing? Wouldn't you want all top talent condensed in a single league? Why would you want your product diluted?
You have a point about the other things, but this is a clear negative to me.
>Confirmed for literally not knowing what you're talking about
who wants to see that shit? i want to see beautiful moves, defense splitting passes, smart positioning, trained formations, not retards fighting each other on ice skates
it's so fast paced that it's actually boring.