Liverpool v Man Utd match thread 2

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>>64984714
Alri?

>de gay

Fellaini is at least 3/4 donkey

dubsposter BTFO Yernited fans

Wow, United have really turned shit.

First for malaysia

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>>64984714

>come and sit with your dad and his friends anon

name a worse player than fellaini

>>64984733
>sitting a billion miles from the tv

Mignolet is shit get him off

>Firminho
>£29m / €39m

Oh Liverpool paid about 20m too much.

actual thread
>>>64983751

>>64984733
>Not owning your own house

zzzz so boring

Why is this fixture always hyped when it is such a dull, cagey game with the occasional red?

>de new thread

'no'

>>64984711
: ^ )

Liverpool are dominating this game.

Who's gonna get sent off first Fellini or Lucas?

Is QTinho ded?

this game is ending 0-0

>you now realise Can is playing

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Why are there so many manlets on the Liverpool team?

Some fucking nice passing from Liverpool atm, unlucky to not be 1-0

hey Brits, you've got all those paki immigrants since quite a long time. We had the Turks since forever, but they were never full durka. Now that we're getting full durka mode, how should I adjust? What are perks of these towelheads

>>96

what the fuck is manspreading

name a better rb in the prem than clyne
protip u cant lolll

>>64984769
>hating on le rip Arsenal to shreds man

>>64984790
you now realize rooney is playing

>darmian

>>64984790
I really don't

>>64984784
Odd post number Lucas
Even Fellaini

Dubs both

>>64984792
koreans are hot

manure can't string 3 passes together

more abl refbal

>this fixture went from Scholes/Keane vs Gerrard/Alonso to Lucas/Henderson vs Schneiherlin/Fellani

>>64984807

Nyom

>tfw I'm older than Can but look half a decade younger

>>64984804
Its based is what it is

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nice "hair style" by can

ffs my girlfriends son's dad is calling over and is a liverslip supporter

>kill me 2bh

boring match

>>64984825
Shouldn't you be in bed?

>Rooney
>in charge of hold up play, making runs, testing defence

LVG truly is a football genius

>>64984792
Liverpool is a rough area, and if you stay there long enough someone will steal your shinbones.

They sell them as an aphrodisiac on the black market to impotent chinamen.

Anyway that's why they're short.

bit shit this

>>64984804
>tfw I unironically know that means
wew, what a world we live in, how have the times changed.

>>64984815
No ;_;

>>64984848
>He's a neet

>this is supposed to be the best the epl has to offer

>>64984841
>deep fried hair

What the fuck does ABL stand for

Or is it just something people say here when they have nothing else to say and they don't know what they're talking about

>>64984841
its called STYLE & SWAG you dweeb

I can't wait until Van Lel unlocks the enigma that is Fellaini and he becomes the next Roy Keane

He is the best midfielder United have

Liverpool fan here, but getting bored of them, Who should I support instead. I am from Surrey BTW.

>manu
>0 shot on target
>0 shot off target

Kek

top kek

>>64984825
livejasmin mature cam girls tbqh

>>64984816
>yellow fever

disgusting

>>64984854
I blame Rppney and Failani.

>>64984848
No way..Stoke and Arsenal at 1 m8.

>>64984858
Summer break Amerifat

nice "derby" you've got there

All these Utd players' first instinct is to look backwards for a pass it's disgusting

>>64984870
Reading

What are you guys smoking?
Pic related: kief

>>64984842
>raising someone else's child

nice job you fucking cuck

>>64984807
Clyne is turd, even Walker is better right now. Sagna's been the best this season.

Why the fuck are United giving Liverpool so much space in the middle?

Looks like Rooney's had his hair transplant redone again

Terrible game. United are so bad I don't have words for it. They will miss out on UCL again, can't wait to laugh at all the 'muricans who support united just because

Sakho looks like he has never kicked a ball in his life

>van haal already parking the bus hoping for a point
zzz

I'm really not feeling like Moreno is good enough for this club.

>>64984796

No perks really. You should adjust by not letting them in.

>>64984842

>Dating used good
>Not dating exclusively pure virgins that haven't been used up and thrown away by another man

>>64984804
its when you make toast and slather it with that weird goop from your balls.

Liverpool need to buy some quality players...

>>64984870
reading

Just made myself a Pizza Express American Hot pizza if I'm being honest, lads.

>>64984870
>Surrey
>supports Liverpool

Embarrassing desu

>>64984891

Ok mate, cheers. When you are done reading my comment if you could make a suggestion I would appreciate it.

>>64984870
Laychester

>>64984858
>>64984888
Both wrong I work 4 on 4 off

>>64984759
>this is 10/10's in Liverpool

>>64984759
i haven't cringed that bad in a while .

>>64984914
It's the most popular sport ever u knob

>>64984893
American spirits if rollies or Winston otherwise

>>64984888
>summer break
how old are you?

the fuck is wrong with emre can

he did that 5 times against arsenal

>>64984932
(You)

>DeLingard

I don't have fun watching soccer anymore. No game this season has come close to being as exciting as last night's Cardinals Packers game.

>literally all the people in the row behind the management are chewing gum

disgusting, good thing the scousers are drowning out all the chewing otherwise I'd go mad if I was LvG

>>64984859
it's literally schoolyard level

>>64984923
Japan needs to not choke away the Asian Cup

>>64984880
>>64984880
he doesn't have to be white or paki

united will be BTFO soon.

>>64984866
Anyone but Liverpool

>>64984842
KEK
U
C
K

>>64984894
Name one significant contribution your country has made to society in the last century

>>64984883
Wut? Where the fuck are you? Darwin?

Can feel free to stop giving the ball away at any time

both teams are playing shit

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>>64984888
tfw your summer break will never be upside down

>>64984872
Noice

>>64984925
>Pizza as both the prefix and the sufix
Fucking Yanks don't know the meaning of subtlety. Fucking plebs.

>le nivea man

absolute fraud

RPPNEY IS SO FUCKING CRAP.

>>64984946
It's less popular than hockey and basketball.

>>64984796
Nothing. But because white people are too beta to make a fuss, they'll just run riot and impose their own beliefs and wills on wherever they see fit. Pucker up your arsehole Hans, they'll be going in deep.

>>64984924
I lived in Reading for 1 year. Still remember that purple turtle, the riverside, Oracle and all that stuff

>>64984825
WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE GENRE OF MY FUCKING MUSIC

>>64984916
why the fuck is she signing stuff, like who the fuck is she.

neither of these teams can string fucking passes together

>>64984968
on the shit coast of australia.
wsw ww@

>>64984958
>no gum chewing fergie glaring from the sidelines

we're all worse off

Emre Can is dog shit.

>>64984985
No it isn't
It's more popular than those two put together

>It's a Fellaini beats up everyone while the referee ignores it episode

both can not pass for shit

>>64984914
>announcing a report

This passing backwards malarky is doing my pissing head in now.

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>>64984925
how is it?

>>64984893
American Spirit roll ups.

>>64984948
20

>25 mins in
>0-0
>2 shots
""""English""""
""""Premier""""
League.

>>64984992
purple turtle is great. our chaiman and manager were in there drinking with fans when we got promoted a few years ago

Ffs United play like shit

these teams are sloppy af, neither will end up in the top 4

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FIVE
I
V
E

>>64985007
It's on at 12 la

god we are so useless in the red zone

This match will end 0-0, won't it?

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>>64984893
>Smoking
Pleb alert.

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>either of these fanbases thinking their clubs can challenge for any silverware without major overhauls to their team

>>64984893

Golden Virginia roll ups 2bh senpai

>>64984888
Ugh, why can't any other sport measure up to our great football, fellow Patriots?

Why the hell are these teams playing Championship-tier football? Another fixed 0:0 draw incoming?

>>64985025
are you studying cunt?

anyway, united getting pressured like shit.

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This game is not entertaining.

>>64985037
its insane that they could spend so much on transfers and wages and still be so drab

>>64985028
EPL is L I T E R A L L Y a richer SPL

>>64984807
Ashley Young

https://twitter.com/rioferdy5/status/688729087599357953

Would Van Baal's philosophy work with a barca tier squad?

>his team didnt sign le slither inside man for a bargain price

top lel

>>64985052
>Liverpool literally favourites to go to the League Cup final

>Tfw you have to lie to your gf and say you couldn't sleep but really just wanted to watch this game

>Diveino

>salted caramel popcorn
Who /diabetes/ here?

>>64985028
>4-1
>3-0
>3-3
>4-0
>2-1
>3-0
>1-1

yesterday's results for you lad.

>>64985048
>redzone

got playoff fever man?

oh nice, a shot

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>>64985061
>even though he was 5ft 7in

>>64985069
with 2012-14 Barcelona, sure

>>64985061
>even though he was 5ft 7in
what did they mean by this?

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just waiting for the Madrid game at this point desu

>>64985029
I really liked England, except those ridiculously high rent prices. I'm renting now in Germany in a bigger city than Reading, in the central area, paying at least 1 and a half times less and still getting like.. twice the value

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>>64985039
>0 pl titles

>>64985039

18+5 is more than 20+3

>>64985069
What is his philosophy anyway? Serious answers, please.

>>64985094
haha you know it! Go Panthers

>Herrera in charge of shooting

LADS!

WE JUST HAD A SHOT!

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT SCORE

shiiit

WEW LADS

its a liverpool dominate chances and then fellaini scores a shit goal from a set piece episode

>>64984992
>I lived in Reading for 1 year. Still remember that purple turtle, the riverside, Oracle and all that stuff
same here family, I miss Reading. Weirdly cool little place, nice spooky riverside and nutcases everywhere.

fuuuggg Hendo

>hendoshit

>The city of Liverpoo's finishing

>>64985085
disgusting

>>64985111
not on target

>HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON >HENDERSON

Klopp what was that

>>64985081
Surely you jest. Stoke will rip them to shreds in the second leg.

>henderson

>>64985059
yeah third year /unsw/, you?

we have been complete and utter shite

daily reminder that Liverpool is the most irrelevant team in England and will only get more irrelevant.

god hendo is bad and so is james

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>klopp reaction

>>64985052
yeah if liverpool could sign players like coutinho, sturridge and skrtel they'd probably look better.

>Henderson

inb4 0-1 96th min dive penalty

What do Liveprool fans see in Henderson? He's dogshit to me.

>>64985093
Just wanted some (You)'s desu

>>64985141
I'm fed up of this FUCKING BORING GAME.

henderson really needs to stop "shooting"

British commentators are so boring. Why aren't they discussing anything?

>>64985132
Stroke I think

Why are Barcelona playing in red?

>HENDERSON

again

>>64985085
>tfw no qt gf to choke to death

what will the plastics say when they lose today

JUST STOP SHOOTING YOU CUNT

>Han
>Der
>Son

i don't think this semen slurping league is for me

>>64985104
>everything is le better in germany xD
>>>/reddit/
>>>/theguardian/

>>64985104

People in the UK tend to buy as soon as they can, and with the right mortgage it can be cheaper to buy than rent.

>dat klopp
klopp kek

>>64985142
His skin looks great tho

>>64985085
>she's enjoying it

Fake, gay

Kek

Henderson is really trying to fill all aspects of the Gerrard role.

what is your favourite liverpool chant?

mine is

liiiverpooool liiiverpooool liiiverpooool liiiverpooool

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>Henderson
Fucking hell m8 at least hit the target

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>>64985153
... he runs a lot

>>64985125

M-maybe next game m8

>Hendershit

>lelderson

>Hendoshit
>the state of United's defense

>>64985141
I am afraid, it looks like Livershit will humiliate us today. If they had some good finishers it would have been ogre already

>>64985160

Not sure about that. Don't think many people would complain right now if he shot himself.

>>64985161
they should discuss how irrelevant russia is

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>>64985053
>golden virginia
absolute filth

>>64985161
who's that Russian commentator in all the videos

his voice is incredibly fucking annoying

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>klopp reaction

>>64985118
heard it's one of the most prosperous cities and areas in the UK right now. I definitely enjoyed the central area. I've only been like twice outside it and it was awful. Well, similar to our bigger cities really actually.

>"lingard is better than depay"

>>64985104
Are you the bloke who posts on /cric/?

>>64985167
बीस बार

>>64985184
Not Koka/10

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>Lelderson

>>64985153
he puts himself about i hear my english friend say alot. not too sure what he means by this though

reminder that the 80m man martial is on the field right now

>>64985118
It's an underrated place. Though the town centre is always packed as if nobody works.

The quality of the Premier League is genuinely shocking these days

>>64985192
If only we still had based milan baros

>>64985172
it's not. I'm talking about the rent specifically.

>>64985104
You have to put discounts on living near refugees that live to creampie white women.

>>64985209
they mean he puts himself about. It's pretty simple.

>>64985195
he had a kid or two.
that was inevitable.
manure hit on the counter

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>>64985138
>you
http://www.paddypower.com/football/uk-football/capital-one-cup-outright

>>64985167
ALLUH AKBAR

>>64985185
Sometimes it is better to not hit it on target you fucking idiot

im hungover, what should I eat?

>implying im not getting it delivered

Why is Man U so shit and why is Liverpool so shit at finishing?

What does milner exactly do for this team?

>>64985209
your friend is saying he is:

>LE WORKRATE MAN
>LE EFFORT MAN
>LE FIRST TO TRAINING LAST TO LEAVE MAN

>>64985184
wouldeatwithhotsauce/10

>>64985200
Correct

>>64985212
Who?

thank god based arsenal will bring us some entertainment later

They're both pretty shit m8, doesn't make much difference who plays.

Wish I was a nigger lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiHDsVJvCo

Henderson is a fuckin horse faced shite why is he captain what a joke sell him to Newcastle

We will continue to dominate the first half and not score. Will look like shit in the 2nd half and give up a shitty long ball counter goal then all hope will die

>>64985201
no

>>64985224
why are you so aggressive, m8?

>slippy Y

>>64985235
Kebab

>>64985235
>that post
Is this your first time on 4chan?

Fellani is shit get him off.

>>64985232
can you go 5 seconds without trying to convert the whole world UK.

>>64985243
Yeah by getting their annual raping from stokalona m8

>>64985215
This.

It's getting worse year on year since 2009.

>>64985252
>We
your team is not playing, Steven.

>>64985199
But Berkshire is really nice in general. Unless you're talking about some or the suburbs in Reading, in which case you're right.

>Liverpool laughing at someone falling over

>young and henderson are top players in the epl

>le birdpoo in the mouth man

who /toobusypostingtheyhaven'twatchedthematch/

here?

blind is pale as fuck wtf is wrong with him

HOLY SHIT HENDERSON

WHAT A GOOOOOAL

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>>64985261
Even our pets are radicalised

>>64985243
By getting bent over by the mighty Stoke

>>64985275
Me every match desu

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Alright lads, objectively speaking, which Liverpool players need to get shipped?

>>64984769
He's 5 months into his first year

Why does everybody think transfer fees only apply to the following season?

>>64985273
>top players
>both play for mid table mediocrity

try harder please

>>64985281
0/10

>>64985281
too obvious

>>64985275
there is no match to watch, mate.
>zero goals
>zero shots on target
>zero excitement
>coca cola zero commercial

>>64985268
ye, the suburbs. And what was that one city called, Slough, that one is the worst in the area.

>>64985278
he can't see m8

>>64985220
hot

Who /fallingasleep/ here?

>90+3' 0-1 Rooney (p)

FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO

>>64985287
everyone but Firmino and Coutinho

Get Milner off he's shit

>alberto barbosa

goal kick

more refball

>>64985299
True, Slough is utter shit.

>>64985308
ok

sakho destroying rooney atm

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i-is anyone here /afl/?

ASHLEY YOUNG IS UTTER SHIT

This is like watching ayyy-league

>>64985305
> /fallingasleep/

How multicultural of you

why is blind taking corners?

>>64985305
I'm not thanks only to the crowd making a lot of noise.

>>64985299

Most people only know about Slough because it's where The Office was set.

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>>64985298
>one of the biggest teams in the world

Blind's garbage at setpieces

Poor quality match overall

>Firmino

>they didn't even manage to get a shot off there
this league is done

>>64985320
I was in slough visiting an old uni friend the other day.

It isn't THAT bad.

>rppney can't outpace kolo toure

lel

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>>64985213
>town centre is always packed as if nobody works
this is the entire uk now, fucking surreal.

>Firmishit

Get Firmino off he's shit

Just imagine if Klopp had a decent roster of players in his hands.

JUST FUCKING SHOOT IT AND DON'T DIVE YOU SOFT BRAZILIAN TWAT

>>64985320
New york new york, the club that never sleeps....that closes at 1.

Is Benteke injured? Or just shit

>>64985299
I work in Slough (but don't live). It's a shithole.

>Diveino

BOOK HIM REF!

>FIRMINO
TOP KEK

>ref

wew lad

>>64985335
Lel, good ole strayan humor

>>64985104

>german town
>designated groping areas

Martial is just so based. Fucking saved Liverpoop from scoring.

>firminho
absolute dogshite

>busnited

>>64985327
AFL + EPL. The only 2 leagues I watch regularly.

Bros, help me out; I posting in this thread while watching the game with my mum and sister and they keep asking me who I think the hottest player on the field is (I told them I was gay so they would stop asking me why I have never had a gf, but I'm not gay, I just prefer to masturbate to cute traps). Which player should I say so they think I have good taste in guys?

>yfw klopp celebrates like he just won the league after the scorrline remains this way an hour later

honestly don't know what van gaal even does

>>64985342
fuck, I can watch kittens being murdered but this made me feel ;_;

Reminder to all the haters that Simon Mignolet is keeping a clean sheet

>>64985309
>Firmino
le kneejerk opinion.

Young btfo

>>64985366

Doesn't fit Klopps system

>>64985376
get your shit right: it's
>german city
>designated groping areas
;^)

do you think martial regrets joining manchester united?

>>64985342
why does that have anything to do with islam?

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>martial unironically the last line of defence

This game is fucking shit.

>>64985340
This applies to me tBh

>>64985386
Philosophies

you now remember total 90 boots

>>64985382
lived in sydney for two decades, never once heard anyone ever mention the afl.

>>64985384

Marwan Fellatio

>le birdpoop in mouth man

>le poo inside mouth man

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>>64985362
>roster

>>64985349
nah it's abysmal

although recently it's becoming less paki and more polish which is a slight improvement

hi guys

where are the goal?

>>64985384
Qtinho is the only right answer. Other than that, de Gea is pretty gud

>>64985378
what a fuckin pace he just got!

>>64985402
Probably not considering he left the basket case that is Monaco

>>64985412
best ever product line

POO IN MOUTH

>>64985367
Wernham Hogg?

>that extra cheer when he went down

kek

>>64985384
Özil is the hottest player of the EPL