- american football
>relevant in sports conversations
pick only uno
I do consider basketball and ice hockey to be real sports.
Handegg is questionable, but I'm willing to give it a pass as well (but the fact that an average handegg game consists of only 11 minutes of actual play is ridiculous and the reason why I ultimately still can't take it seriously)
But baseball never was, isn't and never will be a real sport, forget it!
It's literally a child's game you play with your family after a bbq, where you want to move around a bit after a great meal, but not too much.
But for some strange reason Americans took the game seriously and now unironically try to convince the world to treat it as an actual sport.
>I want a board without popular sports
we have one :
>NOT wanting tits, dicks, money and guns
>not being part of the obscene north american cultural victory for the past century
>shitting on NHL to impress other yuropoors
>Finnish music, literature, 'love' and most beautiful sport(s?)
>on asmerican website
>don't want to hear about american sports
finland, the real question here is why are you so mad about flags on a mongolian throat chanting fan site?
> Scandinavia's left testicle
> Pointing out the phallic geography of other countries
That would be genuinely amazing.
The times I come on here coincide with American hours and all pages are full of shitty threads of their "sports".
English and European threads are the only good ones.
>tfw ywn nuke USA
>and Florida is shaped like a penis.
blue and white sweeden, you're a pretty funny guy
The pay is decent, excellent government benefits... plus, we're not limited to watching pesapallo during lunch.
I must say I hated NFL initially but godamn watching the games this season and then those two hail marys from rodgers, I had to revaluate my life choices.
NBA and NHL and MLB can fucking goto hell though
seems like those 'third world' countries have a better grasp of what sports mean than the average American.
Stand around and watch commercials ball is hardly a sport.
>unironically using le "povertyball" meme
Pic are the 10 richest countries on Earth, in most of them the main sport is football
Those shitty ""sports"" are meme sports just like americans as a whole
You see the spectators in the superbowl and they literally act like in a movie, jej, it's like their life is scripted 2bh
Reminder americans also consider WWE a sport
It's true though
China is just a meme country, the UK is a joke, Russia is old news, and Germany and especially Japan are basically our bitches, which makes them 3rd and 2nd.
Where else would I be referring to that likes baseball? Taiwan isn't really china m8
Considering we are on a sports board, yes, Argentina is quite relevant
>an Argie is part of the best trio of the NBA history
We even dominate your dumb sports
I was just taking the piss. Calm down, Washington
If all those Europeans and like-minded countries hate American sports, then why don't they get off their asses and make their own board? I mean why post on an American board that has a Japanese owner if you hate American sports so much? Why not make your own board and tell Americans to stick here?
>muh amateur sports
If Americans are too poor to play real sports like polo or rugby it's ok, you can always make some black people run on a field or swim in a pool, it takes 0 money and efford
i get that its bait, but Rugby takes literally nothing to play. You don't even need a goal or a real ball like soccer. if americans decided that Rugby was the #1 sport for the country, we would #1 in the world at it too.
>if americans decided that Rugby was the #1 sport for the country, we would #1 in the world at it too.
Em, not really
You are shit at literally all global team sports. You shit your pants at international competitions
You are so scared of facing real opponents that you invent your own sports so you can claim you are world champions at something
You do realize that America has the most Olympic gold medals for Rugby. Once rugby lost its status as an Olympic sport, we lost a lot of interest in the sport, and other countries like New Zealand and Australia became dominant.
>the only argument Americans use is "muh Olympics"
Don't you realise we are talking about sports? Stop talking about amateur individual games like running fast or jumping some stick
When you see Jamaicans, Chinese, Ethiopians, Russians and Kenyans dominate athletics you realise these "sports" are irrelevant
There is no need to be upset amigos, some day you will be able to afford proper polo equipment, maybe in a couple centuries you become better than us
In the meanwhile, keep watching fat black men push into eachother
Why would maradona still be their national icon when they have the literal GOAT though?
>implying you know how economy works
If the USA were forced to pay their debts you'd also default, the problem is: no one can force you to (for now)
Maradona isn't gay
Maybe because he actually won a WC?
who's going to force the US to do anything? ask us to pay our debts and you just lost your #1 universal consumer in virtually everything. literally every product
go ahead and try it and see where you end up
>another America vs world episode
>with returning guests Argentina and Belgium
>America wins like always
If only some yurosmelly was competent enough to start his own chan just for yuros and divegrass
You could call it 4chan.eu
But it will never happen, because none of you cucks have initiative
No, what will continue to happen is that we will dominate this board and site, and you will sit there and take it
>mfw the nhl is just amerifats hosting canadian/swedish/russian/finnish players
>Best (and most diverse) sports
>Best higher education
>Highways, cars, suburbs
>Winning world wars
>mfw when a yurocuck says we have no culture
Not all of it is good though
Friendly reminder, these arent amerifat sports:
Icehockey - british
Baseball - british
Basketball - canadian
Gridiron - ripoff of a british sport.
Dont slag them off for inventing shit sports, slag them off for choosing other people's shit sports.
>huh huh huh omg so
youve literally created the worst meme the internet has ever seen and youre complaining about what exactly? take your sport where the best player is 5'5 135lbs, take your dart/gen/ and your sandnigger immigrants who organize rape orgies in your streets and gtfo
just post soccer on /asp/ problem solved
it would be retarded to move a ton of sports to a different board but there is precedent to move one "sport" with autistic fans to /asp/ when it happened to WWE