Sharp money taken to the cleaners by the /bet/ mafia AGAIN edition
Previous thread: >>64946006
>Broccoli is the GOAT veggie sub-edition
>Helpful links
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>not spinach
>Packers +7 is the greatest bet in NFL history edition
>>64962270
>not having both
Tfw took -10.5 cards
>all these nfl threads
JUST fuck off with this dire -ev sport
Was andy reid trying to NOT cover the spread?
Martingale whatever you lost on Chiefs with the Pats handi next week vs. Denver.
>>64962357
>an entire sport is -EV
still bitter over that prem acca liddo?
>>64962187
>It was definitely better than your bet wasn't it Americunt. ;^)
Pats bet sucked out, it easily could have ended 23-27 at worst and you know it.
>Americunt
I still live in a first world country and make 7x your average wage so... guess you got me there, pedro
Told you not to count Brady out
There should be a spread for Andy Reid clock shenanigans.
>>64962361
>andy reid
>clock management
Pick one
>>64962357
Mohammed go to bed.
This is American spee time
>tfw worst is 9am EST where its nothing but divegrass threads
>>64962413
>Being mad at DR cause your shitty bet lost
You truly are scum
>>64962333
assuming i'm not misunderstanding what leg means (2 matches played, with one being at home & away) is that it disrupts the schedule of matches being weekly and the NFL is way more injury prone than soccer games
so the super bowl would become a competition of who has the least injured roster compared to the best team
>>64962413
>and make 7x your average wage
pac mac makes about 20x dominican republic's average wage tbf
>>64962492
Who the fuck is DR? His name is Nestle
>>64962549
assuming he's referring to the flag (dominican republic)
In play Blazers ML @2.05
>>64962492
>talked shit
>get talked shit back at
>mad
>>64962549
What are initials of countries, dave.
>>64962604
No shit Sherlock.
>>64962549
Dr means Doctor because he is the Doctor of love
>>64962471
>he browses /sp/ outside of /bet/
>Not Andy Reid's timepiece sub-edition
>>64962643
what's your reasoning behind this one? i don't see how blazers have an answer for okafor unless he tires/chimps out and gets benched.
i do think blazers are the *marginally* better team though
>>64962649
see
>>64962652
>>64962662
At least you tried to give a meme answer
jesus H christ Americans are insufferable
Gambling is illegal over there for your own protection because the bookies would fleece the lot of you
>>64962413
You know he's actually Dutch right?
>>64962533
>pac mac makes about 20x dominican republic's average wage tbf
DR average wage is waaaaay lower than I thought
>Down thousands but I feel nothing
>>64962727
Best post in the thread. If I was Bet365 or WH, I'd be pumping billions into lobbying for legalised gambling in America. Would make your money back in a weekend.
>>64962727
Thought being angry in every post was reserved
for angry brit anon
SYK FUK RUKUS where you at homie?
>>64962413
>He's so mad it actually carried over to the new thread.
Ayyyyyy.
>>64962775
Had to provide this local Instagram model I dm'd last night with passport proof of my multi-nationalism.
>>64962999
Post her insta
GB over 19.5 @ 1.72
name a more based, elite and muscular sport than one-day cricket.
protip: you cannot
>>64963160
where's the tips
>>64963198
ill post them when the game starts (in a couple of hours), all in-play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18W9WYw9HaA
Thread song
>>64962999
>carried it over to the new thread
>new thread rubs it in in the OP
angry is in my name for a reason
peace man, I'm just pissed about losing that much money over what I see as some really biased calls and a bad turnover
>>64963144
Laying this desu
Trail blazers PLEASE
>>64963160
miniscule sample size, unsustainable roi
>>64963040
No. ;^) Not much to write home about either, just another Kardashian clone.
>>64963441
Looks like she'd bite my dick off and fuck herself with it
>>64963435
true. But I'm at ~65% for both Test & t20 and ODI's are alot more predictable than t20 which is basically lotto and much faster paced than Tests and usually played on flatter decks so better for overs betting.
Of the three formats I think ODI is the best for betting.
>>64963568
"Allegedly" 22 years old. Going to wear my groin protector if I manage to snag a date.
Golden state what the fuckkkkk
>>64963329
proably a good call senpai
>>64963834
Sickening sums on GSW handi's.
>>64963971
I'm getting +4.5 right now
>>64963971
this
also cheeky ML
>>64963971
slamming it tbqh
>>64963989
medium on +6.5
he DIDNT listen to the J U D G E who called pats - handi, /bet/ hivemind at its finest...
>>64963989
+6.5 here.
>>64963994
This as well.
>>64963971
Got them - 3 before but now on +7
Anyone on Glazkov @ 1.80 tonight?
WHAT IS the bet365 trader thinking? Serving up SO MANY large stakes tomorrow.
thoughts on Blazers +15.5 right now against Sixers?
>>64964241
please spoonfeed me
>>64964248
I like it. I just can't see the 76ers keeping up this scoring spree with how tez their offense is
>>64964330
I'll think about it. What do I get in return?
disgusting amounts on every mainstream game going on in america
>g-good thing I d-didn't chase Chiefs losses on GS
not enough alcohol in the world
>>64964241
goo goo gaa gaa
>>64964444
Checked. But I dont think you understand what that phrase means, my upside down friend
>>64964241
>euan will NEVER come up with his OWN ORIGINAL gimmick
>>64964419
I have some UFC bets for tomorrow, posted them in the last thread but there are some nice ones IMO.
>>64964566
>he THINKS that capitalising A FEW WORDS counts as a gimmick
>Okafor on 4 fouls already
Kek.
KEK.
>>64964566
I've been focused on winning bet however, in future, I will try harder in the gimmick creation department.
>the city of Portland
the goat UAC song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUL65ddSbk0
>arizona's passrush
Glazkov vs Martin
Ukrainian is ranked 6th in the world and unbeaten in his 22 fights winning 13 by KO he is more of a stayer than a puncher and has beaten many fighters with impressive records, Martin is a puncher and will need an early finish or he will be in trouble he is ranked 42nd and also unbeaten winning 20 of his fights by KO but its the first time against such a high ranking opponent. Martin started to box at 22 years of age which usually prevents from boxing against elite competition unless you're some kind of phenom.
I'm taking Glazkov SW
Peterson with a big punt return is the only one that worries me. Hope they kick away from him. Cobb is ded, Lacy is fat and Fitz is old.
I see the Pistons are taking the "Maybe if we leave Steph Curry wide open for 3 he'll miss" mentality
>>64964492
i'm asking to be spoonfed by a real shrewdie...
Tfw no naisten jalkapallo gf
>>64965462
on Glazkov too, medium. Anything for Wilder/Szpilka?
>tfw didn't get on the Warriors handi at halftime
4 MISSED free throws for u45.5 to come in
h8 lotto shite
>>64965825
With clear conscience - no. I layed small on Szpilka, but only to enjoy the fight more. From the betting perspective Wilder should maul him and obviously there's no value on Wilder. Maybe it going the distance? Hell, Szpilka has superb determination, but his chin is suspect, he won't quit unless his chin quits on him.
The Warriors are pathetic
>>64966317
>he's not on piston -5.5
>>64965813
Do Finnish girls fall under Western Europe or Eastern Europe?
>>64966396
mongolia is central asia isn't it?
>>64966396
Scandinavia lid
>>64965944
>15 minutes later's face when didn't get on the Warriors handi at halftime
>>64966487
Really meant mentality was. Scandinavia has the same feminist mentality that the rest of Western Europe has.
>>64966451
Gets labelled under East Asia. Personally only count China, South Korea and Japan the East.
>>64966553
i tend to lump in mongolia with those ex soviet central asian states. don't know why.
Thank god for Celtics. Covered the Warriors loss
Anyone getting in Lakers spread? +20 right now
>>64966396
Note sure mate. Dont have a Finnish gf to ask :(
>>64966553
>>64966615
>Mongolia
Their league isnt carried, rarely play internationally. Totally irrelevant. Probably one of THE most irrelevant countries in the world
Kings +6 or ml. DeAndre and Blake out again
utter utter
Man I'm bad at this
It starts. LETS GO CHAMP
Lakers half-time entertainment was fun to watch tbqh
Polish-American judge, judging Szpilka-Wilder... Le fix could be in if Szpilka survives to the dec which is unlikely.
Sharma top run scorer for india LARGE
India v Australia ODI cricket
Fucking hell. Glazkov destroyed his ankle
>>64967990
India batting first, reckon we'll run em down again?
>>64967990
literally casual: the bet
>>64967990
How sure m8? And how much do you have down?
>>64967990
rough
>>64968598
as I said >>64968571
That bet just lost
NEVER bet on top scorer in any format of cricket. Literal lottery
We're being moved to /biz/ lads
>>64967990
OUCH M8
Here's a bet I do like:
India: Total innings score over 272.5 @ 1.90
Large
>cardshits
>retardinals
Brisbane slags are battering.
>>64967990
(you)
>>64968265
Is that a win by technical decision? Cba to understand boxing rules
>>64968651
rebacking this
Life is good friends. All bets on packers vs. Cardinals good
>under 50
>green bay +7.5
>under 40.5 on big
>>64969432
TKO (injury) In a way you're getting knocked out out of competition, just without losing your consciousness
>>64968825
cannot. stop. rebacking
SPECIAL
Need a cardinals fg like air
Please cover 6 cards
>tfw GB +7.5 @ 1.83
>tfw comfy extra 0.5 point
Fugg Szpilka up two rounds absolute madman
Tybrothstein
how? fucking how?
OH MY GOD RODGERS IS A GOD
HOLY SHIT I DONT BELIEVE IT
HE REALLY REALLY LIKES WINNING
LE JUNK TIME BACKDOOR COVER FUCKING KEK
Cardinals -6 push meh
tears if you werent on packers +7 at evens before the game
lost cards -6.5
but I put my remaining bankroll on cards ML so I won't lose all my money
Everyone who got on packers +7 is better at this than me by a lot
Free money from Cards/Pats parlay. Feels good.
>>64962313
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64971882
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO
>>64973989
why would you be laughing? +6.5/7 did win because there's no extra point in OT
>>64973989
>amerimaths
>>64973757
At 4pm est Bovada had puckers+7 and a half. Too close.
Thanks for wiping my loses, Deontay!
>not getting on Wilder ITD @ 1.80
/bet/'s reaction when metaKnight ban is lifted and he resumes posting top quality tips and banter LOL
>>64974670
Good to have you back lad.
Gonna get on the tennis betting?
>>64974924
djokovic to win australia open @ 1.66 is literally FREE money
>one last leg on clippers
>cardinals and jazz didn't blow it
>no dj but still close game
>cousins at 4 fouls already
a real tense day again
>Losing because of a coin which didn't flip
Done with this semen slurping sport tbqh.
Denver to cover up to 8.5 is a safe call.
Pittsburgh is without DeAngelo Williams and Antonio Brown, and Roesthlisberger is 60% healthy at best.
Manning is likely to luck into at least a couple scores, and their defense is healthy. A banged up Pittsburgh should be easy to handle.
>horse named Kushadasi
>4.20 to win
>>64967350
anybody get on
>Newcastle score for the first time in over 9 hours
neat
New Zealand to hammer the pakis in cricket
>>64969849
bookies clueless.
imagine setting the line this low on an in form batting line up on a good pitch.
>>64978511
They've done it every fucking game aswell
WHEN will they learn?
Not to mention that Australia already weak bowling line-up was even weaker with a frontline bowler dropped for an allrounder?
>>64978558
Worth getting on the Aussies @ 1.6?
>>64978645
I always wait for the first ~5 overs to see if there's an early wicket and the odds improve, but yeah AUS should win comfortably from here
>>64978558
DHONI SURREAL
>>64978707
up huge thanks brah
Need a Wellington goal like a masculine prostitute's belly
Based Milne saving my u169.5 pakistan runs
>>64979470
That must have been sweaty for you
>>64979491
Sure was, done for the day after that
I've got overs on Shaun Marsh (my line was @ 45)
medium
>they just wanted it more
Get your shit sorted out bovada
I really don't understand cricket odds, been following the box score of the Aussie game and they've needed roughly the same ratio of runs to balls left for the whole game yet they're now massive favourites. I get they've only lost one batsman, but feel like the real danger would be running out of time.
>>64980357
Aussies have chased down 300+ in the last two games liddo.
The pitches have been literal roads and ideal for batting.
Indian bowling and fielding has also been mostly inept.
>>64980357
Time isn't really an issue in this form of the game.
It's basically save the wickets and slowly take down the target then in the last 10/15 overs smash it around and get there.
it's all about not throwing away wickets early
>>64980357
I was thinking the same. Cashed out. But again I don't much about the sport.
>Steve Shit
alright lads I've been spoonfeeding you winning bets all day
UTTER tears if you didn't get on
>>64980394
>>64980399
Fair enough, but does it not make more sense to go for the big scores with your best batters out?
feeling overs in the viet friendly coming up.
div1 ha noi team v div2.
viet friendlies have been mostly goal fests recently.
San Miguel +6.5 in the flip basketball, they probably won't win but the home crowd seems to be a big advantage in the league
>>64980468
on o3.5 @ 1.9
Juventus are on the speed of light, the probability of them slowing down are greater than them speeding up. There will be value betting against them in the next games. Starting today vs udinese.
>4 goals after 2 periods
>o6.5 still @1.44
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tennis lids
R8
H8
Masterb8
>Australia choking
cunts
>>64980918
Not worried, they bat real deep.
>>64980468
>1 shot on target between them for the first half
What's your email m8? I assume you will at least be paying me back my stake?
>>64981016
Yes, please provide your paypal and I will send you your stake that looks like it may lose.
Sory¬
I know nothing about cricket but played /bet/-induced lotto on Australia, how long until the game is over and how's it looking?
>>64980918
nah AUS will win easy. Wade @ 8. The "Big Unit" at 9..
>>64981110
like an hour
>Wade ahead of The Finisher
welldone, Stove
>Sunday morning cricket sweats
What the fuck has my life become
>Probably gonna lose a day's wages on San Miguel Beermen
What has my life become?
>Ozone against Income Tax
Do they literally just randomize team names from a dictionary?
How do I bet?
>>64982027
wait until Australia plays cricket and bet on them winning
Getting on CHONBURI with a MEDIUM STEAK malay club football is a step below thai to say the least!
Football (soccer) bets please
>>64982066
Waa waa goo goo wah
>>64982066
Stoke v arsenal o0.5 goals
fuckin san miguel queemen, looking so good until that choke in the last
Need gooz UFC tips like air
Bratislava were on a -0.5 at HT and I've just sat here and watched them score goals.
>>64982144
Bankroll on Cruz
>>64982160
same.
did you see at HT when the trader had a stroke or something and priced them on a + for a few seconds?
>>64982190
Can Australians even bet on this stuff
>>64982198
on bet365 we get *nearly* all the same games you do.
999999999999
on Ave Fenix women -0.5
>>64982095
Horrible
Of course Rayo would score, I bet 1 on Valencia, why else would Valencia lose?
>>64982235
ayyyy, that was fast
How much are you all up this month?
>>64982267
Down insane
>>64982270
Hello Danny
>>64982267
+$1300
All thanks to based ODI cricket
>>64982267
Down a grand or so
>>64982144
I have sickening amounts on UFC tonight:
Blanco @ 1.80- he is fighting Sanders who is making his debut on short notice and fighting up a weight class
Côté @ 2.00- has been on a nice run lately and should have the edge on the feet. Saunders is hittable but Côté has to be very careful of his dangerous guard.
Pearson/Trinaldo goes to decision @ 1.72- American bookies and most UK bookies have the odds lower than that. Trinaldo is durable and his best way to win is to make this a grinder.
Rosa/Bochniak under 2.5 rounds @ 1.72- Rosa never won a decision in his pro career and Bochniak is an agressive fighter who is making his debut on less than one weeks notice (having fought last Friday in another organisation). Could play it safe and go 'fight doesn't go to decision' @ about 1.66.
Pettis ITD- Pettis is coming off a decisive loss to RDA where he got outwrestled, he has now employed one of the best wrestling coaches in the game- Izzy Martinez. Alvarez tends to get hurt in most of his fights but if he gets hurt against Pettis than expect Pettis to finish him. You could argue that Alvarez is on the decline.
Browne/Mitrione ends in round 1 @ 1.81 (I had to combine different bets to make this as bet365 don't have that market)- both are HW's with high finishing percentages. Mitrione's last 7 fights ended in round 1 and Browne's 7 out of the last 8 ended in the first.
All of my bets for tonight are in the pic. Might add some more later if I find anything good.
Was out in the greenhouse earlier looking at the tomatoes, literallly cannot stop farming lids.
>>64982267
£1.66
who else on rayo @1.83?
can they hold on?
>>64982332
>369.03
>sickening
penny punting, leftist, student, limp wrists, etc
>>64982267
£19.72
>>64982400
I'm on valencia, so yeah rayo will win it
>>64982387
farming lvl?
>>64982405
>actually counting my bets
not sickening by any means desu, i just feel shrewd when i use that. got a roll of 2k so its pretty significant but not that bad.
>>64982428
I count for a living :^)
Just having a gag with you lad, good luck.
>>64982332
Picking an aging Cote against Saunders who has one of biggest striking outputs in the division might not be the smartest thing.
>>64982441
no worries lid, thanks. you got any nice bets going today?
Reminder that you will never be so shrewd that a bookmaker will pay you to sit on Betfair.
>>64982445
Personally thought Saunders lost vs Robertson, iirc he got outstruck and dropped by him. Although his guard is sick.
>>64982451
up dece from the cricket.
looking for a football bet, but it's all spanish and turk shite it seems.
>>64982471
>youll never be a penny punter pulling an Eastern European qt
is over 2.5 goals in Liverpool/United THE mainstream special for today?
>>64982471
Is he yawning or cheering?
Mainstream accy on Van Aert and Sanne Cant for the WC Cyclocross. They win everything, why wouldn't they win the WC?
>>64982526
1-0 with a last winner penalty from James Milner causing Klopp to run madly down the touchline @1.12
Rafa Nadal to get married in 2016 @10.00
>>64982590
not happening la
>>64982042
Coconut milk and curry to celebrate
Why does BET365 restrict multiple bet options for the Oscars.
I want to do a Revenant sweep + Inside Out.
>tfw you're trying to make racing pay but the heroin dealing game is too strong
https://twitter.com/glennphil2010
http://www.westyorkshire.police.uk/in-the-dock/drug-offences-seacroft
>>64982526
hard to tell, pretty much a coin flip, either it ends 0-0 or 2-2 or something
>>64982267
good 2016 picking up the pieces slowly, after bad end to last year losing my bankroll on a single game of tennis, good weekend this +$425, for the year probably +$1000
>bet365 delaying bratislava payouts
Confirmed for DAC
>>64982742
>in b4
"We have identified that this fixture was listed incorrectly and as such, in accordance with our rules, the selection has been made void.
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.
"
Aaaand another one! Zlatan scores the only goal of the game to give PSG the win, making us £25.61. For today's game, and the 5th bet of our rolling acca, we'll go with:
Roma - Verona @ 1.33
Verona find themselves at the bottom of the table in 20th place without a win all season. On top of this, leading goalscorer, Luca Toni, is out with a calf injury, as well as starting defender, Eros Pisano. Roma, on the other hand, have lost just one home game all season.
In: £25.61
Out: £34.15
Best of luck.
>>64982839
Yeah but Roma are shit
Cardinals HT bets last night were surreal
Who else MASSIVE on besiktas?
>>64982839
>without a win all season
Due?
>>64982941
pretty guarenteed result t b h, thinking of doubling it with roma but they're too >roma lately
Post Betfair p&ls
>>64982941
>Massive on Turkey
"no"
lids lids lids ;) whats all the banter? everyone got their cheeky accys on for today?
>>64982941
I don't want to live in a world where Besiktas doesn't win by at least 3
>he hasnt put an irresponsible amount of money on a liverpool united draw
>>64983006
on Draw and Kloop celebrates like a madman after the match
>>64982941
You'd have to be massive to make anything with that line.
AA Gent - Anderlecht in about half an hour. BTTS @1.66. Gent are starting their shitty defence, Anderlecht only has a shitty defence. Both have their best attackers available.
Will post more while watching.
>>64983044
mountains and mountains
>>64982332
What bet is ITD
>>64983055
Sure, why not.
>>64982332
>tfw mistook to win in round for round betting
>>64983092
inside the distance on bet365 it appears as Fighter X by Ko/TKO/Submission/DQ or something like that
>>64983133
you talking about the browne/mitrione fight?
>>64982973
Are none of you shrewd enough to take on the big boys on BF?
>>64983175
Blanco
J West and Euan both with some HUGE tips lined up today. Should be good lads.
>>64983180
Caan pls go
>>64983194
Blanco SW is one of my favourite bets desu senpai
>>64983243
On win in first round @7, second @12 and third @23. I'm going to hedge with win closer to the fight.
Extremely large on DR Congo DNB, no idea why they drifted so much but their domestic players are so WORLD
>>64983339
What are the eligibility rules? I know for instance that TP Mazembe have just sold some of their best players, can those still compete?
>>64983419
Just domestic based players so DR Congo are mostly Mazembe/Vita players
Immortals will win again tonight. If odds are 1.35 or more - go. If under, wait for inplay.
To the Brit asking for other games:
The most value of a cheeky-fiver-bet is Renegades to win. Both Impact and Moon are playing but I have little faith in Moon.
@ 2.65 it's a good bet, it's a 40/60 probability bet in favour of NRG.
>>64983441
Yeah, but is it domestic based before the start of the tournament? Like played domestic the last half season? Or now attached to a team?
Wait for inplay to find value.*
>>64983472
Thx for the Immortals tip yesterday. Made a bit of a recovery off that.
>>64983504
Enjoy, m8.
>>64983472
tha fuck, doubles then
catch us a big bass
>>64959169
Ethiopia look so utterly weak and FAMISHED, their little stick legs can't compete with these Congolese beasts and all this pressure, it's only a matter of time now.
1-0 Gent.
111111111111111111111
SUMS
>>64983740
anderlecht look shit.
will they ever score?
<this can be looked into
Is this bitch stupid? It's in their fucking terms and conditions that if a player retires the bet will be void.
>>64983818
If Gent don't go 2, 3 up fast, they will have a good period, they always do.
>>64983832
Lol what the fuck bookie is that?
>>64983856
Potato Power.
what did /bet/ chase their Chiefs losses with?
>>64983644
you in groups now? greed got the best of you jenny
>>64983919
Were people actually on that?
I thought it was just Americans and one Brit.
>>64983919
Nothing. Just wait for a good bet and win it back.
>>64983919
all the big boys were on -5 Pats & +7.5 for GB
>>64983961
And what are the big boys on today?
>>64983919
Nothing, it was one sad little dullard who probably had £10 on it
>>64983961
I was on GB over 19.5
Thinking:
Sea/Car U43.5
Broncos -7.5
>>64983984
Wait until they aftertime, you slug
>>64983932
I'm Danny Robinson
>>64984009
Le miserable man
>>64984002
>Seattle offence playing out of their minds
>Panthers scored the most points of any team all season
>taking the unders
PLEASE don't do this
>>64983984
UAC tipping group is on DR Congo DNB but you missed it
222222222222222222222222
bit of a noob, how would you define +EV and -EV bets?
first time i've ever prestaked the draw on liverpool vs united
hup
>>64984116
Basically convert the odds to a percentage. If you think the bookies implied odds is lower than what you think the real chance of it happening is then its +ev. Opposite for -ev.
Hence why we say betting on mainstream stuff is mostly -ev as bookies have tonnes of info and you just have soccerway and "they're good they'll win!!"
>>64984272
ok, thanks a lot. Obviously its better to bet on more obscure games since the bookies will have less info but how would you go about obtaining the info about the obscure games to get an edge?
>>64984352
Anderlecht still shit but coming close to a goal a few times now.
3333333333333333
Thanks BT
>>64984441
Better than at the start.
Anyone here on the PAOK lizard?
Sums. Absolute sums.
>>64984568
post slips
>>64984415
thats very helpful thanks, one more thing- with so many games on every day how do I know which ones to research? I mean I doubt anyone has the time to research 20+ games every day
>Bursaspor
Relying on horrible horrible Turks for anything except stabbing you in the back.
>>64984584
>He wasn't on
>>64984584
Not sums but a decent win
>>64984594
you don't, over time you gain knowledge and watching the games you'll realize if they're worthy of investing more time or not
just check the schedule and see if anything sounds good, if not don't chase
>>64984594
You kind of just have to learn over time. Look at the sort of games people mention they are on here.
Think this post mentions it too.
>>64984658
Enjoy paying commission
>>64984704
Couldn't get on DNB anywhere else, line was -0.25 in Asia and the bubblegums I have weren't offering DNB market so didn't have a choice.
>>64984668
>>64984676
really appreciate it guys, for now should I stick to betting on what I'm knowledgeable about as well as look at the tips in this thread and follow some that I like?
>>64984768
Here's some advice. Don't get into betting. The glory days are over.
>>64984837
No they arent. This week has been WORLD.
>>64984837
>He didn't make 6 figures in 2015
pmsl
>>64984768
Yeah for now just go off your own back. Check the schedule beforehand and see if you can spot value yourself.
This thread's pretty useless nowadays for decent tips but now and then a gem pops up, so keep an eye out.
You do pick up the leagues/countries which show consistent value and also important aspects of betting in general just by involving yourself in it regularly and checking the thread.
>>64984906
post p&l
>>64984926
>lying on a Vietnamese cartoon forum
>got medium on sw @2.62
UAC
>>64984983
Clueless.
>>64984983
>he didn't lay that women's team who lost 7-0 that some jew backed with $100000 stake
>>64983290
You can hedge with Sanders decision which is pretty juicy @ 3.75
>>64985027
post Asia/Betfair p&l pseudo shrewdie
>>64984837
There's at least a match a month this thread finds out that are extremely profitable
In november there were the south american slags, december phillipines, january aussie friendlies
Besides the trains there's also several locks, like the ones I provided for futsal slags last month
>>64985084
Can you even bet with Asia in your country.
Liverpool 0.0 is the free-est of money
you now remember the reddit tip of udinese to win
>>64984931
>>64984668
much thanks lads
>>64985060
Not him but 6 figures in 2015 isn't unrealistic at all. 2016 has been much harder so far though
>>64975215
was thinking of chucking 1k on djoko and serena to win it outright paying 6. thoughts
>>64985135
b-but van gaal's winning the possesion
>>64985121
I think every bookie is available to me
The only difference is that they don't give me the huge bonuses and offers they give to brits
>>64985136
>that guy on blogabet who was sure of udinese-win because "juve cannot go faster so they must go slower, this is the first match of their slow-down"
>>64985136
kek, nice "shrewdie"
>>64985135
im on medium
>>64985181
post p&l
Arsenal win today, r-right?
>>64985333
Of what? Gone through multiple accounts
>>64985364
all the big boys are on stoke
>>64985393
BUBBLEGUM BASHING PSEUDO SHREWDIE SLAG
>>64985135
>""Borthwick-Jackson"" now on at right back
topping up
Anyone want me to tip J West's Finnish LARGE early?
>>64985426
What an absolute danger you are. Your patio needs digging up and the police need to see the contents of your hard drive.
>>64985598
Yeah
>>64985615
You probably wear replica shirts with 69 on the back slug
>>64985598
Plz no.
>>64985598
If you do it might really Finnish him off
>>64985598
Pay a lot of money for them tips you prick
>>64985651
cba with him being an aftertiming little slug cause he got some bubblegum value though
are you going to tip it?
This advert with the muppets is sick
Tenner on a Dybala hattrick and Liverpool 0-0 finish double. Got to be done.
>>64985761
I was going to tip it large, yes.
Liverpool to win.
Put the bank on it.
Can't believe how bad some of the spelling in PGA is. People getting their/there mixed up, to/too even our/are. Depressing they're all probably richer than me.
>>64985919
Because I dont care about them.
>>64985919
Corbyn go home, you're drunk.
>>64985927
Post that in PGA then you slug
gobble gobble gobble
>>64985808
Fair enough ;)
Oh ffs Anderlecht, score already.
>>64985927
>i care about grammer on the internat
>>64985927
Please have sex, fucking nerd haha
>>64985977
IMAGINE we were thinking about different bets. You talking about the first game?
>tfw multiple gimmicks of yours are now PILLARS of /bet/
>>64986052
I know this feel
>>64986052
Scary to think how much I've brought to the table desu
>Still no p&ls
FRAUDS
Liverpool Manu 0-0 HT absolute GIFT it shouldn't be this easy desu
Jeezus fuck, Anderlecht. How difficult is it to score a monster chance?
>didn't put literally every penny on Madrid
Kill me.
Can't stop topping up on Panthers -2 to be honest mates
>>64986247
what odds was it?
>>64986060
What is wrong with that? fucking mugs
>>64986316
>cropping stake
>>64986324
pmsl
what's your motto lads?
>>64986441
If you see a Dutch tip don't fill out a bet slip
>>64986441
Heads gone
>>64986441
with the chelsea blues, you lose
Oh ffs. What a shit year.
>>64986354
?
>>64986441
pop up and top up
>Still no p&ls
tears
3 digit bank roll /r/soccerbetting browsing slugs
>>64986441
He wants to see your profit and loss? Fuck him, he ain't your boss
>>64986651
jesus christ fuck off
>>64986651
Weekend warrior trying to act like one of the big boys detected. Have sex.
>>64986651
Want to meet for a straightener lid?
>He bet on Roma
>>64986740
kek, fuck they're unreliable
>>64986441
Rball slaver, weekend raver
>>64986441
Lay /bet/ wins bets
>>64986692
-ev little slug
>>64986717
Take off your 69 replica shirt you danger
>>64986730
Would love to do some chin testing
>>64986887
PLEASE for your own sanity, have sex
Hate it when managers, pundits & anyone else say a player "should have hit the target." Hitting the target not good enough v world class GK.
Try to stick it right in the corner otherwise he saves it. If you miss the target as a result so be it. No point hitting it close to De Gea.
>>64986925
Henderson's tame effort a case in point.
>>64986887
Imagine being such a dullard that you have to appropriate someone else's persona. Would love to test your greasy little sixth-former chin, you utter utter cockroach.
>>64986925
Well they can't say "should've hit the corner", goff. That's not a phrase.
>>64986997
Go on let's see your p&l slug
ROOOOOOOOOOONEY
BOOOOOOOOM
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>Liverpool
>/bet/
>over 0.5 comes in in liverpool vs. man u.
happy days
>>64987133
down insane tbqh
What happens if a super rich guy keeps betting maximum amounts of cash on super easy odds and keeps winning?
What happens to the company? do they just let it happen and hope he loses one day? or do they stop him by force or what?
>>64987235
What sort of force are you talking about?
>>64987159
All the smart money was on Manchester United desu
>>64987258
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>64987235
Bookies can limit accounts and have max bet limits anyway. You cant just bet any amount you want.
trembling
> he bet on a team captained by Jordan Henderson
FEASTING
E
A
S
T
I
N
G
Cannot stop losing bets, never experienced a run like it.
>>64987235
First of all there's a maximum limit on a single bet, but even if you did bet the limit on 1.10-odds you would either lose your money because shit happens, or get limited by the bookie. Meaning you can only bet a really small amount of money.
Veria throwing it, o1.5 FH is FIXED
Bursaspor uafc
>>64976158
Keep pretending it was a coin toss and not leaving the opponent's best receiver competely uncovered and untouched. You got fucked by an absolutely wretched defensive scheme and nothing else.
>>64987258
Certainly not /bet/'s though
>>64985897
>>64985135
>>64984129
>>64983006
>>64982526
>>64987416
same, lost my last 15. >>64987481 ended it tho
>>64987473
Ross PLEASE go and have sex
>>64987416
It's absolutely unbelievable
>>64987416
> ktfb
Put on 9 bets this weekend, 8 of them have lost. Just need Atletico to drop points later on to round off a perfect week of losses
>>64987585
BEGGING you to stop betting on lotto shite
>>64987416
>>64987529
>>64987554
>>64987585
Chase on NEC Nijmegen 0 and Panthers -2 lids
>>64987415
t i n t i n
>>64987614
Why do you think Panthers will win mate?
>>64987585
But I'm shrewd and making good bets. I've been in profit 18/18 months up to 2016, absolutely baffled desu.
>>64987655
post p&l
THE FIX IS IN
>>64987655
I've got a 16% hit rate in 2016, can't quite believe my eyes
BRAINS HUP HUP HUP TEARS IF YOU WERENT ON
>>64987725
>>64987758
thanks for the tip lads
DREAD to think how much Peter Webb has made on that Killultagh Vic race
>>64987648
All around better team, Seahawks should really have lost against the Vikes if not for the holder
Panthers win by 6.
>>64987787
the horse that dug its own grave only to be revived and win. Incredible.
>>64987640
you shut yer fucken hole or al pit holes aww oveer yi
>>64987614
Info on NEC?
>>64987655
iktf so hard
pissed away my roll because I started betting 5% of roll like a big boy and I lost 16 bets in a row. Then I reback bankrolled a 'money train'. They scored 5, I needed one more goal, and then conceded 3 and I lost all my bets
>>64987737
Maybe you should make easier bets to get your win rate up
>>64987415
I think this photo will eternally be the best.
The limp posture, the cheap pale shirt, awful mini-quiff, fat cheeks, overhanging fat pecks, a huge slab of meat and the face of gluttony to go with it.
So many unanswered questions too - why has he drunk so much but eaten so little? Why has he cut up the meat into so many small chunks? Why is he resting his knife across the meat ensuring the handle gets all sticky? Assuming the small dark pot had some sort of sauce in it, where has it gone?
What a shot
>>64987838
I'm a mainstream god m8
>>64987849
>easier bets
What are you talking about?
>>64987864
not forgetting he holds his fork in his right hand too
>>64987864
Obviously that's his 3rd or 4th plate and he couldnt quite finish it.
>>64987903
Jesus christ how did i miss that pmsl
>>64987864
The face is incredible. Every time I get drawn into some fix which turns into manipulation I think of his smug, fat face and I literally cannot stop shaking, it riles me SO much.
>>64987903
what a subhuman
>>64987903
>not being able to use your knife and for in either hand
simpleton detected
Nice to see I patiently waited a whole day not to prestake a game then it goes pulled from the inplay section a minute in
>>64987977
SEETHING
>>64987903
Lowest of the low.
>>64987977
wtb
>get on nymburk bk -13.5
>they score two 3's in a row to lead by 20
nice
>>64987977
>not being able to type the word "fork"
simpleton detected
>>64988020
Post last 5 bets with slips PLEASE im begging you.
>>64988020
Nothing now.
>>64988026
I am too busy shaking with RAGE
Shaking at the sums I have on Stoke + it's one of the 5 EPL specials I've been on this season (second one this weekend) won everyone so far btw
>>64988068
Which were the other 4?
>>64988068
no shaqiri, bet should still win tho
>>64988046
wwtb
Just broke a thermometer lids. Seahawks + is the bet.
Actually in tears because I can't stop LOSING
>>64988084
Everton +1 away at Chelsea
Sunderland +0.5 away to Swansea
Stoke +0.5 at home to Liverpool
Liverpool -0.5 at home to Leicester
>>64988136
Same, literally cannot win a bet. Even laid a horse which fell over and it still ending up winning. Also had an upset tummy this month and cannot stop farting, hate 2016 desu
>>64986651
Would love to test your beak you pre-pubescent little man
nymburk better 3 scorers than golden state
>>64988183
> Even laid a horse which fell over and it still ending up winning
Thx for the laugh lid
Fiver on Seacucks
and a fiver on Steelers tonight
y/n?
THAT'S THE SIGN BOYS
LUMP ON O3.5
>>64988183
Considering giving up tbqh, I'm getting further and further in the hole and my dog is getting skinner by the day.
oh ok
http://youtu.be/3mphiI6BmHU
Anyone used this? Looks d e c e
>>64988336
Jesus christ, dread to think of the banter merchants who use that
>>64988336
>a bald southern softie with a beard wearing a fucking purple polo and a flatcap whilst swearing
Not for me chap.
http://strawpoll.me/6565387
Very simple poll.
>>64988336
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64988336
NEED to test that fat cunts chins
>>64988336
>that toilet banter
kek
>>64988336
Utter can only tip the top leagues of those countries plus the CL pmsl
>>64988420
not a chance when he is making 5k per week from pga subs
Anyone know where Noud is these days?
>>64988420
pga subs will keep him afloat t b h, unless he overdraws his bank account with a losing bet on slags football after being down to pennies
>>64988481
>no edge in mainstream
This meme needs to die
WHATS THE BET FOR ATLETICO?
WE LIKE TO BE WITH EUAN CAUSE EUAN IS OUR MATE,
AND WHEN WE BET WITH EUAN HE GIVES A TIP IN 8....
>>64988580
another 0-1 grindy win
students OUT
5 (five)
Wheres the Dane bro with the LoL tips
>guy in russian basketball crowd casually holding bottle of absolut vodka
kek
>>64988662
All the great bet trips are/were students, all the mongy posters like Calijah are plumber's apprentices. Have sex.
THERES ONLY ONEEEEE EUAN PARK
ONEEEE EUAN PARK
WALKING ALONG
SINGING A SONG
WALKING IN A EUAN WONDERLANDDD
>>64988696
>not Russian Standard
traitor desu
>>64988662
Oh. I don't do anything all day but oh, I need more money to do it.
>>64988700
Great post.
Reminder that LITERALLY none of you are shrewd enough to beat Asia long term.
thread song init
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
EUAN
GIVE US A BET
EUAN, EUAN GIVE US A BET
>>64988779
tbf, not even the shrewdest of shrewd can beat asia for a lifetime
>>64988779
Pretty sure J West and BT are big boys
How is he so shrewd?
>>64988779
It's not hard to beat Asia long term but it's hard to get a decent ROI there
>>64988893
BASI
O
O
M
SURREAL
>>64988893
why do so many young muzzies have these ridiculous haircuts?
wtb for SEA/CAR?
>>64988833
He just messaged me on Kik, said Skinandi (W) -2ah on Mara is the bet
>>64988903
Racist
>>64988918
What's his Kik?
>>64988918
whats your kik lad?
>>64988918
Are you on tinder or any other dating app?
>using kik
Are you 15?
>>64988929
>>64988979
>>64989017
Is J West the greatest (you) merchant on bet
>>64989028
You got baited hard m8
111111111
>>64989037
No, I am. Bet would be so dead if it wasn't for my gimmicks and the general content I provide
>>64986324
this tbqh might call the bookie just now to top up some more
>>64987415
ROSS
O
S
S
Just heard Trausti is having trials at KR, top lad
>>64989069
Thanks futbol24
>>64989028
>not using kik
>>64989108
Big stormzy fan I hear too, terrific fella
>Basi in charge of taking sound advice given out politely
Going to the doctors tomorrow because I literally cannot for the life of me stop losing bets
>>64989178
Same, getting a head reattachment too then popping to the vets for a paw transplant for my dog
>>64989170
Alpha as fuck
What is THE bet for NFL tonight?
>>64989178
Let me know what he prescribes lad, too scared to go myself
>>64989214
We no longer bet on the NFL here.
Ford kuga advert SO cringey ffs
>>64989178
maybe he'll give you medication that rewires your brain to be shrewd
>>64989214
SHAKING because i've got so much on Seahawks ML
>>64989203
Jokes about the dog are too far mate. Leave them out yeah.
Would appreciate if 365 would stop randomly pulling games from in-play desu
>>64989237
>he watches adverts
365 TAKING THE PISS NOW
Getting a takeaway to watch the NFL tonight lids, what shall I go for?
365 /bet/ mole is having the time of his life
>>64989393
chinky choo
>>64989393
ruby
Is Over 41.5 in Seahawks/Panthers a TRAP like Chiefs +5?
Muppets advert SO sick
>>64989432
Which flavour though? Always end up disappointed with my choice
>>64989474
Fucking gayboy
>>64989478
chicken tikka masala with pilau rice lad
>>64989474
>When stuff sucks, make it right
2016 /bet/ motto
>>64989393
Dominos
>>64989393
Lamb Kofte with Mint/Chilli/Garlic sauce + chips
>>64989502
Best advice desu
Just paid my uber driver to open up some accounts in his name pmsl
Imagine not being on Magni HT and -1.75 pmsl, would probably just kill myself
Tempted to lump the draw in this shit """PREMIER LEAGUE"""" game
2016 going aiite lads
>>64989552
>this many sub-1.7 bets
You'd better have a good reason
>>64989552
Show selection + stake
reminder that none of you will ever be as successful as Mackers.
>>64989604
I would, but I'm a so-called "penny punter"
>>64989634
your average stake has to be at least £100 to post in /bet/
go back to reddit
>>64989669
post p&l pseudo
>>64989542
Dalvik looking dangerous tbqh
>>64989669
Post slips bigboy
>>64989686
Rball means nothing with teamsheets like this
>>64989669
Exactly as I thought. Don't care about the betting of slugs like yourself
>>64989708
what are the teamsheets telling you?
>>64989827
goo goo ga ga
>>64989827
Names of players who will be playing
>>64989743
>giving away 20% of your winnings
>>64989861
I want to find the girl in this meme and have the intercourse
Stoke first goal?
>>64989861
I avoid BF wherever possible but just have to stake there sometimes
Yeah I was gassed at the mobo awards, why? Cause I ain't won a mobo before duh
Magni -1.5 worth a HUGE?
>>64987977
>>64987999
HAHAHAHAHA Have you seen the score? I CANNOT BELIEVE IT
>>64989925
Oi rudeboy shut up
>>64989986
wtb
>>64989986
Settle down mate, what score?
/bet/ mafia up sums
>euan
>>64990023
The score of the game I was going to tip large and was mentioned by the the other anon but got pulled
>>64990060
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
PENALTY TEARS IF YOU DIDNT REBACK
>>64990116
Dirty fixing elf-worshipping moonfaced cunts
>>64990060
>>64990065
>>64990074
wtb, wts
I'm going down to the kiosk to bet, someone post a PGA rap I can laugh at on the way.
I've just put michael carroll in touch with mackers to warn him of his future.
NEC FT hup
Leggo Panthers
HALF TIME RESULT LARGE LADS
I'm so london, I'm so south
>>64990236
PLEASE either have sex or tell us what info you have
Fading this thread going LARGE on Seattle
333333
>>64990277
>wah wah I'm too much of a little slug to research my own bets
It's been mentioned already so go find out yourself, it isn't hard
>>64990279
Everyone tipping Panthers is clueless tbqh
>>64990289
Bubblegum babby, cringe, zzz
>>64990236
:^)
>>64990400
fiver gone ffs
up brains on euan tho tbqh
>>64990344
zz have sex please
444444
Mountains
James Mckeown Shaking with anger
Like · Reply · Just now
>>64990476
>>64990491
>This contrast
>dackers
Up too much tbH
>>64990588
On what pal
>>64990688
euan
>>64989986
I dont want to know desu
>>64990771
It's on their twitter page if you want to know but I wont make you go through the pain of telling you
>>64990416
Nice inspect element you little turd
>>64990827
Please tell me the score, what the bet would have been, the info and all that. Been out shagging all weekend
Football is the best sport because it doesn't need goals. This has been a good game.
>>64990902
ffs. Pallo Iitot -1.5 or 1.75 whatever it was. Inter 2 are a div or two below (cant remember now, dont want to think about it). Trader underestimated the tier gap AND they have key players missing for this game. It was 6-0 in the 75th min of a 80 min game.
>>64990902
P-iirot 6-0
Seahawks spread
They probably win too
>Magni rball guy
Off his rocker tbqh
>>64991060
>>64991072
Cheers.
>still taking time to research bubblegum bets unless you're a paid tipster
>>64991227
Zzzzzz. You could have prob made at least 1k off that game alone with a clean account.
>>64991227
Tears mate. I still have AT LEAST 3 unlimited 365s
Cannot stop spending a fortune on data for my phone, head's gone.
>>64991338
>He has clean accounts
>>64991227
Didn't even research it, you must be clueless not to realise what they're on about from the posts
>>64988068
Pleasing
>1-0
zzzzzzzzzzz not on in time
>>64991338
Pmsl
>>64991372
Aw cute, I remember being in your shoes a couple of years ago
>>64991453
Been out shagging mate, don't spend all weekend on my computer lol
Rage staking LPS FH handi
Just about to tip LPS HT handi. My bet only just went through. Would back from here if I wasnt on
>>64991732
>>64991722
LARGE on -1
>>64991508
Lux please go
>>64991722
>>64991732
Rball slavers zzz
>>64992102
Begging you to have sex.
>>64992102
nonce
Is mark, dare I say it, back?
>No more shots since first goal
Its over boys
>>64992373
>le angry team sheets man
>>64992467
>implying rball is registering shots
Bnot Sakhnin -3.5 a special
2222222222222222
E U A N
U
A
N
For my next trick, I'll say Kiryat Gat +0.5 is too big. I'm on +0.75 from a while back.
Maybe another bet soon as well.
>>64992574
Got my tenners on this too
>>64984002
>U43.5
>UNDER
Bold.
>>64992574
not on 365 why even bother
>>64993042
Enjoy the (You)
>>64993042
this
>>64993090
Do you have every bookie open in a separate tab or something?
Keep blowing off
Anyone putting bets on the NHL tonight?
can't believe the panthers were -2, bookies so clueless
>>64993354
>games are 18 minutes long
has nobody at all followed my WORLD Pats- and Carolina- tips?
Up a cunt
>>64993354
surreal tbqh
>>64992979
ended up going O40.5 after the line shifted
>>64993431
they should end it just now, so the seacucks don't get ptsd from how much worse the rape will get
>>64991095
tears
Besiktas game abandoned due to snow.
any NHL bets for tonight?
>>64994432
complete lotto shit
>>64994432
Flip a coin