OY! YOU FUCKING WANKERS! I 'ear you been talking shit a

this shows Third Rail wankers getting BTFO by the Garden State ultras so I'm not sure what you're on about

this shows Third Rail wankers getting BTFO by the Garden State ultras so I'm not sure what you're on about

I felt physical pain reading this. Not because you're creative, but because these colossal fuck-ups are actually in my country.

If I could take EVERY "hooligan" and replace them with Syrian refugees, I would. In a heartbeat.

>murridumbs
/r/ that video of those "hooligans" fighting with each other going HOOAHYA HOOAHYA HOOAHYA HOOAHYA and then someone throws a chair

N.......Y.......C....... ***Clap***
We are the New York boys(girls)

>>64947323
lel

I don't give a crud

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>>64947323
>>64948716

Newark is an actual place? I just thought you couldn't pronounce New York

Put the ball into the net and we'll go really mental!

>>64948761
top kek. its full of niggers. one of the most dangerous citys in america.

>>64948733
My Little Sawker: the post

>>64945927
Let me tell you something, pal. I don't give a crud.

i don't understand how real hooligans aren't severely brain damaged

NEW YORK IS RED YA FOCKIN WANKER

Wow they really did not give a crud.

>>64947314
I got you my Britbong friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAWJ6Ex_Kw

>>64948903
>newark
I heard people get shot there like, every 10 minutes. is it true?

>>64948920
I don't know I'm not from NJ

>>64948733
>I, wanna Diskerud all night, And party everyday!
Christ…

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>>64948761
There's a Newark in the UK as well.

>>64948903
Much obliged.

Still fucking hilarious now.

>>64949002
>mexicans
get them away from my country pls.

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>>64949030
Its too late

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>>64948921
>>64949002
>these fucking tools

>>64947266
Why would you replace them for brown smelly holligans you aren't allowed to make fun of in public.

>>64949043
>skinhead latinos
what the fuck does that mean lad?

>>64949043
>Skinhead latinos

ayy lmao

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>>64949180
>>64949190

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Please get the fuck out of my baseball stadium you weeabong trash, I don't want to smell fish and french fries that have been passed through some wannabe yuropeasant's colon when I sit down on my no poor people allowed (except for when they play soccer because it's the only way to sell tickets) cushioned seat to watch a real sport be played by actual athletes this season.

>>64949229
third rail would kill bankees fans
also, WE have more relevant players than the Yanks anyway

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Come on you Boys in Blue

>>64949026
Imagine being someones employer or teacher and getting a phone call asking you to give a reference for one of these fags

>>64949208

Hitler is spinning in his cryogenic regeneration pod on Mars right now.

>>64949367
That's the point, I reckon.

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>>64949353
They are literally reddit. Can't tell if they are worse than the latin skinheads though

>>64949256
Is that why the last time I was in the Bronx a couple of these povertyball "fans" got the shit beat out of them by Yankee fans and were sitting on the curb sobbing like four year old girls with skinned knees and telling the cops about the bad men like the pussy snitches they are?

>They meet at a gastro pub in New Jersey because the Yankee fans were beating them up before games
>They do it for free

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>>64945927
FUCKING COCKSUCKERS
LA IS HOME TO THE BEST HOOLIGANS AROUND

>spee being joyless cunts

Pick always

>>64949208
I bet these fellows are fully integrated members of society

>>64949461
>sheltered white boys
>not scared of soccer hispanics

Easy to fight 2-3 people, wait till all of the third rail is there and all the bankees fans shuffle away because they realize they're in over their heads

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>>64948733
>You might have some history
>But we don't give a crud
>Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup
>(Shout the opposing team's name)!!!

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>>64949529
Yeah, because most Yankee fans that live in the Bronx are white and not Dominican, Puerto Rican, or black right?

Way to show you don't even fucking live within 500 miles of le third rail. Enjoy getting stabbed if you ever dare to venture here, Chauncey.

>NY soccer faggots
>Not 99% white hipsters and losers

Crew smashing West Hams back doors in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0atjiNzkaMo

>>64949684
>le third rail
What is that? Is that a place in New York? Do you mean the 3 train?

>>64949785
That's what the fags call themselves. They're named after the third rail of the subway which provides the electricity and fries the homeless and people who get pushed in. Edgy isn't it?

>>64949684
> talks about the third rail (NYCFC)
> posts picture of Newark, NJ gastropub (Red Bulls)

can you get your shit straight?

>>64949043
hahahahaha

>>64949819
Oh, I though like the third rail was some soccer place in New York that I haven't heard of.

But they sound like douches.

>>64949825
>Talks about NY soccer faggots
>Posts a picture of NY soccer faggots

Can you not be such a retarded cuckold?

>>64949785
>>64949819
>>64949850

Third Rail is also blatantly a marketing scheme set up by the FO.

i cant tell which is more of a meme (actually has no fans on /sp/ just loads of trolls pretending to be fans) Leicester or new york city

>>64948733
This is why we don't watch MLS, Europeans.

>>64949785

It's a chain of gay bars that New Yorkers, with their "values", enjoy visiting.

>>64949882
NYCFC is about as meme as it gets other than Fight and win. When it comes to a player, it has to be le cut inside man or maybe that Ashley Cole thing from back in the day

>>64949888
Well for one I am a New Yorker so you're insult me, but for the most part, the only people who watch soccer in New York are the hipster douches bags that moved into Brooklyn then complain nonstop about the police because they weren't in Brooklyn in the 90s when the place was a shithole.

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>>64949467
>tfw you know one of the guys in that pic
>mfw he is a mommas boy and was heartbroken by an overweight mexican girl from Texas
Some psuedo punk kids who used to support chivas is not hooligan.

>>64949882
The Leicester meme is at least somewhat enjoyable. NYC is only funny because of how hilariously cringeworthy they are.

>>64949882
I don't know about everyone else else but I'm definitely trolling when I say good things about "American" ""soccer"". It's a joke.

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>tfw watching videos of people getting electrocuted to death on the third rail of the subway now because of this thread

Dank. Thanks NYCFC.

"Come on New York, score a goal, it's really very simple. Put the ball into the net and we'll go really mental".

> na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

>>64950013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hPsNTFQjo

>>64949863
this x 1000

>>64949208
>nazi latinos
i mean this sounds kind of counter-productive but ok

daily reminder that /pol/ is a mental disease

>>64949043


skinheads have nothing to do with radical right people.

We don't give a crud!

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>>64950027
take this

I want to see these hooligans in el Azteca or some other Mexican stadium in the ccl

>>64950395
they do over here

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>>64950432
thanks

>>64950379
Not as bad of a mental disease as being an "American soccer hooligan".

>>64950435
Unfortunately NYCFC is a dumpster fire so you will never see that happen.

Didn't the NYCFC just get the #1 draft pick or some shit in the soccerball draft?

I obviously don't know how soccer works or how they draft but I think I saw that as a footnote on the very end of some program about real sports.

>>64949002

>the one mestizo in the El Salvador shirt

Gets me every time

>>64950379
Build wall Paco

>>64950567
Chicago got it, then traded him to NYC for $$$$

MLS draft is pretty fucking dumb though

>>64950701
Didn't philly have like 3 top 6 picks? Wtf haha

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>tfw Trump builds the wall, kicks all the soccer teams and their garbage fans out of the country, and turns all the soccer stadiums into prisons for degenerates

Degenerates in this case meaning whoever I deem undesirable as Minister of Cleansing.

>>64950727
They did. Not sure if they fucked that up or not.

>>64945927
please don't

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>>64947266

>>64949884
All is forgiven now.

>>64950918

We did pretty good lad

>>64948733

>****songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game****

Th-thanks

ould probably find a tougher gang from the sleepy Northumbrian village of New York than these guys, Jesus.

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>>64948733
(Shout the Opposing team's name)!!!!!

>In Newark
This is NYC prob BK or the Bx.

>>64954901
>we
>Mexico
Anyways, it depends if Yaro+Goldenberg is better as a package compared to grabbing Vincent. Getting a LB would be good, but I think they are gambling that Fabinho has another good year and that Washington plus that other Brazilian would be able to cover for him if needed.

As far as an MLS draft could go, yeah I think it seems like they did alright, but you can never tell this early.

>>64955296
Individual acts of violence are way more common that groups of "hooligans" here. NFL games always have a couple dudes getting into fights and even at MLS games its always like 2 or 3 drunk dudes brawling than anything remotely organized.

Most MLS "supporters groups" are all limp wrist hipster scum anyways though.

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>>64955634

are you doubting my philly credentials faggot? I'll have you know I had a cheesestake once.

>>64955962
I threatened to throw a battery at you when you posted your selfie. Fuck off beaner scum.

Anyways, maybe Union will sneak into the CCL soon and you can see them in person.

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NO ONE LIKES US
WE DONT CARE
WE'RE FROM PHILLY, NO ONE LIKES US, WE DON'T CARE

>>64956427
God I hate the Sons of Ben.

>>64956073

I do what I want you cuck, make sure to join the outlaws so we can meet at the next Mex vs Usa, let's see who throws stuff to whom.

>>64948733
>na na na na na na na
What the actual fuck?

>>64956561
>Willing joining the AO
"no"

Forreal though come to Philly and get shitfaced.

>>64956691

I'm looking into doing my masters north of the border, sadly my options are Texas or Commiefornia

>>64956833
At least you'll fit into both of those states.

>>64956427

>WE'RE FROM PHILLY, NO ONE LIKES US

well they've got something right

>>64945927
this is not newark, this in the the bronx.

nycfc gives such a prestigious stadium a horrible reputation.

>>64948903

my fucking sides at them attempting that british accent.

>>64957072
The best part of the MLS season starting is you get a whole new year of autism and cringe to laugh at.

I'm hoping the next NYCFC-NYRB gives us more dank memes

10/10

Why are New Yorkers such subhumans?

>>64957190
>I'm hoping the next NYCFC-NYRB gives us more dank memes

El Plastico