OY! YOU FUCKING WANKERS! I 'ear you been talking shit about the New York hooligans, you are and aren't shit you cunts. We'll knock the piss out of ya in New York or Newark. I dare any one of you to talk shit like that on the third rail in person and see what happens to you fuckheads. WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA
I felt physical pain reading this. Not because you're creative, but because these colossal fuck-ups are actually in my country.
If I could take EVERY "hooligan" and replace them with Syrian refugees, I would. In a heartbeat.
There's a Newark in the UK as well.
Still fucking hilarious now.
Its too late
Please get the fuck out of my baseball stadium you weeabong trash, I don't want to smell fish and french fries that have been passed through some wannabe yuropeasant's colon when I sit down on my no poor people allowed (except for when they play soccer because it's the only way to sell tickets) cushioned seat to watch a real sport be played by actual athletes this season.
They are literally reddit. Can't tell if they are worse than the latin skinheads though
Is that why the last time I was in the Bronx a couple of these povertyball "fans" got the shit beat out of them by Yankee fans and were sitting on the curb sobbing like four year old girls with skinned knees and telling the cops about the bad men like the pussy snitches they are?
>They meet at a gastro pub in New Jersey because the Yankee fans were beating them up before games
>They do it for free
LA IS HOME TO THE BEST HOOLIGANS AROUND
>sheltered white boys
>not scared of soccer hispanics
Easy to fight 2-3 people, wait till all of the third rail is there and all the bankees fans shuffle away because they realize they're in over their heads
>You might have some history
>But we don't give a crud
>Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup
>(Shout the opposing team's name)!!!
Yeah, because most Yankee fans that live in the Bronx are white and not Dominican, Puerto Rican, or black right?
Way to show you don't even fucking live within 500 miles of le third rail. Enjoy getting stabbed if you ever dare to venture here, Chauncey.
>NY soccer faggots
>Not 99% white hipsters and losers
That's what the fags call themselves. They're named after the third rail of the subway which provides the electricity and fries the homeless and people who get pushed in. Edgy isn't it?
Well for one I am a New Yorker so you're insult me, but for the most part, the only people who watch soccer in New York are the hipster douches bags that moved into Brooklyn then complain nonstop about the police because they weren't in Brooklyn in the 90s when the place was a shithole.
>tfw you know one of the guys in that pic
>mfw he is a mommas boy and was heartbroken by an overweight mexican girl from Texas
Some psuedo punk kids who used to support chivas is not hooligan.
>tfw watching videos of people getting electrocuted to death on the third rail of the subway now because of this thread
Dank. Thanks NYCFC.
Didn't the NYCFC just get the #1 draft pick or some shit in the soccerball draft?
I obviously don't know how soccer works or how they draft but I think I saw that as a footnote on the very end of some program about real sports.
>tfw Trump builds the wall, kicks all the soccer teams and their garbage fans out of the country, and turns all the soccer stadiums into prisons for degenerates
Degenerates in this case meaning whoever I deem undesirable as Minister of Cleansing.
Anyways, it depends if Yaro+Goldenberg is better as a package compared to grabbing Vincent. Getting a LB would be good, but I think they are gambling that Fabinho has another good year and that Washington plus that other Brazilian would be able to cover for him if needed.
As far as an MLS draft could go, yeah I think it seems like they did alright, but you can never tell this early.
Individual acts of violence are way more common that groups of "hooligans" here. NFL games always have a couple dudes getting into fights and even at MLS games its always like 2 or 3 drunk dudes brawling than anything remotely organized.
Most MLS "supporters groups" are all limp wrist hipster scum anyways though.
are you doubting my philly credentials faggot? I'll have you know I had a cheesestake once.
NO ONE LIKES US
WE DONT CARE
WE'RE FROM PHILLY, NO ONE LIKES US, WE DON'T CARE