/epl/

>4m for Austin

Price went down fast

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>my face when sky broadcasts a total of 0 (zero) epl games today
>my face when bundesliga isn't even playing
>my face when they broadcast golf and handball instead
>my face when they charge me 10€ a month for the option to watch manure and liverpool every week
>my face when i have to endure some retard's ramblings about muh schweini every game

send help

Tottenham 3-1 Sunderland
Bournemouth 2-1 Norwich
Chelsea 0-0 Everton
Manchester City 3-0 Crystal Palace
Newcastle 1-1 West Ham
Southampton 1-0 West Brom
Aston Villa 1-2 Leicester

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Tottenham 1-2 Sunderland
Bournemouth 3-3 Norwich
Chelsea 1-1 Everton
Manchester City 2-0 Crystal Palace
Newcastle 0-0 West Ham
Southampton 3-0 West Brom
Aston Villa 0-4 Leicester

>>64940878
shouldn't you be out stopping muslim hordes from raping your women, hansfriend?

>>64940890
>>64940915
>Chelshit
>Not getting BTFO by lukaku

Pickford starting for blunderland

>>64940973
Chelsea are back to their title winning form, Everton are going to get BTFO.

Villa is going to upset Leicester and that's the end for Leicesters dream of winning the PL.

>>64940987
Opps wrong thread

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>SUNDERLAND: Pickford, Jones, van Aanholt, O’Shea (c), Brown, Johnson, Lens, Cattermole, M’Vila, Defoe, Graham

>TOTTENHAM: Lloris (c), Trippier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose: Dier, Dembele; Lamela, Eriksen, Alli; Kane


>this match
>not ending 600-0 to spurs

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>>64940983
>Barton says he kicks the ball really far
>as soon as he knew he was on loan from Sunderland he knew Sam would take him back
>because he kicks the ball far
>artillery

>>64941001
>O’Shea (c), Brown,

Well there's your problems right there.

>>64941001
>implying there won't be another Defoe hat trick

>>64940873
almost available on a free

Van aanholt is decent for a sunlund player

>ed balls on Fletch and Sav next week

Noice

>>64941035
>leaves Chelsea
>gets relegated
reminder to chelsea youth to be patient and wait for their chances

>>64941035
He's alright going forward, but he is abysmal as a defender. Always leaves massive gaps and never sees a dangerous play unfolding until the ball's already in the net.

Should be played as a winger or stick him in the fucking pie stand.

>watching some A-League to warm up
>commontators actually say EPL
It's so cringy to hear it

>>64940985
>2 wins out of 6
>title winning form

wat

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what you having for lunch lads

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>>64940856
Hoping for Sunderland, Everton, Palace, and Villa wins today.

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>>64941092

>>64941092
>THAT PLATE

am i in the 1040s?

RIP Nabil Bentaleb

Charlie Austin to Southampton confirmed.

-----------Lloris---------
Trippier-Toby-Jan-Rose
-----Dier----Dembele---
--Lamela--Eriksen--Alli--
------------Kane----------

-----Defoe----Graham----
-Lens------------Johnson-
----M'Villa--Cattermole----
VanA-Brown-O'Shea-Jones
------------Pickford---------

>>64941102
that's a lot to ask from the football gods my friend

Spurs midfield is too tall

It's unfair

>>64941162
MANLET
A
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>>64941092
>lunch


Haven't even had breakfast

>>64941174
degenerate

>>64941170
What does my height have to do with it?

The english media are going absolutely out of control over Alli.
Owen Hargreaves literally just said "He's our hope for the England midfield" Like chill out, he's 19.
Lamela's been better than him but not been mentioned.
Fucking Dier who's been as good as Alli and is English has been largely ignored too.

>>64941199
>Fucking Dier who's been as good as Alli and is English has been largely ignored too.
because he's not black

>>64941001
It all comes down to which PVA is playing. If it's the GOAT one, we're fine. If it's the regular one, we're fucked.

>>64941137
spurs might play 3 at the back (dier, verts and toby) like they did last time they played against a striking partnership (watford, 28th december).

>>64941199
Lamela is a nancy boy argie so nobody gives a shite about him

They were just praising dier too

>>64941199
>English player hype

Are you new to footy m8?

>>64941218
Yeah with Alli dropping alongisde Dembele

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>>64941127
>using this as your official signing image
>filterhampton
You can barely make Austin out.

>>64941199
lelmela is already entrenched 100 miles deep in the countrys minds as a flop. hes literally gonna have to win the balloon door to get out of that hole

>>64941254
I don't think that's really true.
Most non-spurs fans are barely even aware of him.
His reputation will grow towards the end of this season if Spurs become genuine contenders.

WHERE IS THE SPURS MATCH THREAD

>Danny Graham.

JUST WHY FAT SAM

>>64941317
Sunderland match, you mean.

>>64940873

QPR have to be one of the worst ever clubs at transfers

>>64941001
>tottenham
>in charge of scoring goals

lel

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>>64941275
>if Spurs become genuine contenders

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>>64941337
JUST

>>64941367
Spurs will finish above Arsenal this season.

Oh they are talking about Lamela :)

>>64941376
>delusion

>>64941376
screencap that and remember to look at it on st. totteringham's

>>64941092
Just went to the Italian baker around the corner and bought a ham and mozzarella arrancini, then a canoli for after. MAMA MIA

>>64941392
>>64941394
Face it, Arsenal are a spent force whilst Spurs are the best club in London now.

>>64941376
What Spurs players would get into a full strength Arsenal side? Alderweireld over Mertesacker, that's about it.

>>64941433
All of them apart from maybe Sanchez.

>>64941433
>>64941433
Football is a team game. Spurs are clearly a good team. The league is wide open and it's already halfway through. Anything can happen.

If Sanchez was smart and wants to take a step up in his career, he should put in a transfer request and join Spurs.

>>64941443
surely you are funposting my friend

>>64941433
>alderweireld over mertesacker

LOL

>>64941474
Arsenal might be an inferior team but Sanchez is absolute quality, he's wasting his time there imo

>>64941433
Also Lloris over Cech and Dembélé over Ramsey

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>>64941413
>>64941443
>>64941471
>>64941486
>>64941503

>>64941543
Let them enjoy it while it lasts.

>>64941092
Just had egg and soldiers at my Grandma's

>that tottenham break

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>64941059
Only newcunts call it Barclays(tm)(R) Premier League

>>64941092
haven't got out of bed yet because /hungover/

>>64940985
No, >we really aren´t, and stop posting shit like that, it makes Chelsea fans appear just as deluded as /sp/ want us to be.

>>64942698
>we
stop posting shit like that, it makes Chelsea fans appear just as plastic as /sp/ want us to be.

>>64942968
I literally did the >we meme in my post though, it doesn´t count as long I remember to post the memearrow.

>>64943708
yeah you're definitely not a plastic shit if you acknowledge that you are a plastic shit

Is this the /3pm/ thread?

>tfw listening to Bowie before the West Ham game

>>64943732

>>64943732

>>64943732
3pms thread

>>64943734
>being this mad at a saturday afternoon

What the fuck lad, I´m not trying to slag you off in any of my posts, why are you so bootyblasted?

>>64943789
just WUMing you for being chelsea m9, comes with the territory

>>64941048
POO IN LOO

>>64943810
Alright lad, fair enough I guess, enjoy your /3pm/ shitposting. I know I will.

Who was the best signing of the summer and why is it Wijnaldum?

>>64948882
Alderweireld was a better PL signing.