/147/ - The Masters Quarter-Finals

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Who /naughtysnooker/ here?

Cheers, I was about to make a thread myself.

>Trump

Ha ha time for cue power.

£20 on trump at 2.4 decimal odds. Let's fucking do this lads, can't stump the trump!

>tfw at work, haven't watched an afternoon session all week
>can't be arsed, no one on my floor in either
>going to have a cheeky office wank and watch the snooker whilst doing fuck all

>>64924888
That's living the life.

>>64924910

The worst part is I have so much to do, and I've fucked up slightly (accounts, posted a cheque against the wrong person), so I'll regret it all on Monday.

Damn son

naughty double

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1-0! I'm in the money lads!

Trump will make Britain great again.

He's like ronnie but without the actual talent

>promised nawty snooker
>get boring snookers

>>64924980
Are you the type of guy who complains about shit matches on Super Sunday?

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Basically 2-0 - cash munney!

what a pot lad!

>Virgo cucking judd

hnng dat black

That gave me a boner.

>POSSIBLE 139!!!!!!
>misses next pot

The hype surrounding Chump is almost as bad as O'Sullivan

>>64925031
Step up your meme game.

What the fuck was Robertson doing to that red

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3-0 coming up! Robertson is off his game. I can feel it.

>>64925106
>le chatted shit and got banged music man

Neil Robertson is clearly the most autistic person on the entire tour.

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Stumped by trump! knew it!

>>64925133
he plays a lot of WoW in his free time so yeah probably

>>64925106
Currently with serbian dinars

>>64924942

BUILD BREAK

>>64925026
At least Trump has toned down his hair, it got ridiculous at one point looked like something out of A Flock of Seagulls.

>asking your opponent for help

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>>64925213
Why you hating?

>>64925135
2-2 incoming

Have they said Judd Trump special yet on any old long shot?

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>>64925254
I still got this! Trump never lets his people down.

Any stream? Also how's Trump doing?

>>64925287
2-2

BBC website with UK IP or just any random streaming website.

>>64925287
stream2watch

139! Very well played by Robertson.

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I should've cashed out, sheeeit. He is getting stumped big time now.

holy shit judd sounds like such a mong

>Hendry's facial hair

JUST

>Higgins has only won the Masters twice

Surprised.

>Williams btfoing Bing

>>64925437
John or Alex?

>>64925461
John Higgins. He's playing in tonight's session.

>>64925475
Oh, the cheat.

Neato

NAUGHTY
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Did steve davis actually just use the word "naughty" 3 times in one sentence

>>64925551
2naughty4u

What is naughty snooker? Hitting the ball as hard as you can and missing?

>>64925560
lining up shots while the ref is still placing the ball then screwing back so hard the cue ball is way out of position

>>64925560

it's when they had that fit referee milf with the big tits

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>>64925617
Mmmm

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>>64925617
>>64925628
>tfw no more Michaela

>>64925628
Moar?

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>>64925650
Crossed off

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3-2... we definitely got this shit.

These two in charge of decent safety shots.

>>64925683
Absolutely, intense stuff.

>>64925676
Did they fug?

What the fuck I have £50 on Robertson, I swear to god if this naughty snooker fucks me.

What song was it on the ringtone? Couldn't make it out

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4-2, show me the money! anyone else strike it rich on this match or am I the only one with the foresight and wisdom?

>>64925735
bahahahah!

>not putting £20 on the brit who cant be stitched

>>64925730
he's a massive autist iirc

anyone here ever played on funkysnooker.com? would be good to play one of you lads (you don't need an account)

Bowies gone, but trump will save the white race, I feel it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MigT-zYR0c

Getting a bit tasty now.

4-4... we still got this! (right?). can't stump the judd.

WHERES DA RED BALL GOING?!?!?

WHERE'S THE RED BALL GOING?

>>64925959
>>64925963
Nice proxy lad. trump fucking has this.

>Big Break will never come back because Davidson is a nutter

;_;

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5-4. I'm cashing in, guaranteed now.

C E N T U R Y

Fucking lad, trump's namesake will not lose, he never does.

>>64926019
>Austria
>liking snooker

I have seen everything lol. Anyway hope you're enjoying the game.

why doesn't neil have a sponsor? everyone else seems to have one, even if it is just some random website.

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Trump about to get BTFO

will trump be stumped? should i put some fucking cheeky dough on the him?

>>64926079
Because hes based

>>64926079
probably wrangling a new deal

>you will never make a living playing snooker

>>64926040
ty lad

Wosh this Austrian would fuck off tb h

Little mug

Is Judd Trump related to Donald Trump

>>64926142
Both are great men.

NEIL
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Here we go!!! "ONE CHANCE SNOOKER"

BEST MATCHES EVER SEEN

>this is one of the best matches I've ever seen

Fuck off John Parrott with your hyperbole.

Both are playing really well, but I just don't give a fuck who wins so it's not exciting fuck this

>>64926165
the first couple of frames were pretty wank tbqh

Neil is my second fave (behind the rocket)

Hope he wins

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I'm nervous lads. I think I will lose my £20 on trump. Please help trump win :(

>>64926188
I hope you do

Has Judd ever won anything of note before

>>64926194
you're horrible

Damn son

Wew lad that shit to the middle

Gg

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That blue

GO ON JUDD LAD

Fucking hell. God himself wants Trump to win.

Judd looks alright with out that scene hair cut

CAN'T STUMP

wew virgo la

on a scale of 1 - NAWTY how naughty is this passage of play?

>>64926248

defo reaching on his bird though

>>64926257
just wait until he gets on the colours, guaranteed nawty screws

>you will never fill a sock with snooker balls and beat Virgo to death

>>64926260
>paki

wew Judd

£50 on robertson? Are you fuckng stupid? Stay mad sp. I am the real deal.

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>>64926273
Virgo's full on today.

FILTHY

>>64926309
No one cares about your little bets you baby

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>that clean up

>>64926309
You need help, sir.

>>64926321
:0 u mad m8. I like you and wish you well. Hope we can talk on skype sometime and be friends.

bretty good

i guess you could call him ... a top trump

:^) welcome to the party

>>64926332
London?

I wish i liked Judd the twat

Can't stump the trump.

alright see you later lads

someone keep the thread alive so we don't have the usual awkward wait until someone makes one

That fat match fixer is a pudit now?

>that first red into the middle pocket

what the fuck

>>64926398
I'll come in and bump it every hour cya later boys

how many.. bings.. untill the next match lads

:^) the party continues, in full flow some might say

>>64926421
2 bong 30 bing

>tfw you forget /147/ exists
Not comfy desu

Is this guy disgracing Australia or doing alright?

Bing vs. cheat at 19.00. My money is on cheat.

>>64926480
He's one of the best players around lad, just got narrowly defeated today

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Lads

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srs fucking money getting made. high rollers get in here

>>64926745
Now put it all on bing

>That swerve round the blue

BIG FINISH

>>64926609
I double dare you to shout go on Ronnie, do it for spee

Fiver on Bing to win the whole tourny, odds are pretty nice

>>64927124
oddly enough I think his hardest match will be tonight

can see him beating ronnie just by slowing the game down and being consistent

This is literally the high point of my fucking day

Alright lads hope everyones comfy on this lovely snowy Friday evening

Literally why would anyone go out on a Friday night when they could sit in a cold house watching two fat, balding middle aged men knocking balls around a table in silence whilst a delirious stroke victim shouts nonsensical phrases about cue balls

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>>64928107

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>>64928107

>>64928107
Im out later desu

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>>64928106

alri lads

Got six cans of stella from the offy on the way home for the snooker

If anyone is supporting the literal cheater instead of based bing kindly leave the thread

>>64928107
>tfw spending my birthday watching this
Couldn't be better

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

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bing
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>>64928222
happy birthday lad

>>64928222
Happy Birthday m8, enjoy the snooker

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*bing*

>>64928222
Happy birthday

>>64928234
>>64928246
>>64928249
Cheers, snooker this afternoon certainly was a great present

>>64928222
Happy birthday friend

>>64928234
what a boy

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BING BING BING BING

>>64928222
Happy bday m8 and lovlely numbers I might add

How old are ypu?

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>>64928298
THANK YOU BASED BING

>>64928262
Thanks

>>64928277
24
>tfw Hendry was already a double world champ by my age

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>Snooker
>in HD

Never have the chalk-skids been so pleasing

>>64928298
did /pol/ invite this image?

/147/ seems alot more active today good to see

Nice steal by bing

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Bing's getting to Higgins.

>bing

Has Higgins got one of his match fixings going on?

>>64928565
>A touch of the flu

Higgins confirmed high as fuck

Are we about to see an o'sullivan level meltdown from higgins?

>still taking frames at the Masters QF while blazed out your mind

based higgo

>tfw you will never have a "nice long chat" with hazel

>>64928705
She's a stat-regurgitating robot incapable of emotion. Would much rather have a nice long chat with Gabby Logan.

>>64928726
I'd only give gabby a hatefuck

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>>64928726
>he wouldn't have a night of passion with Hazel

>tfw the only person ITT who wants John Higgins to win

Yes I am Scottish.

>>64928752
Get 'im, lads.

>>64928726
Hazel has a tidy body under those clothes though.

>>64928752
Well someone has to be

>>64928830
I suspect a cracking pair of norks.

>coverage moving to the red button to make way for fucking Mastermind
>red-button coverage isn't in HD

What a load of shite.

>>64928848
How non-HD channels exist in [current year] is beyond me.

Why the fuck is higgins playing? I thought he had a lifetime ban for match fixing?

>>64928848
Eurosport has HD coverage. Also the Finnish commentator is pretty based.

>>64928901
Is the finnish commentator Robin Hull?

>>64928879
he got away with only a couple of years iirc

>>64928879
He was cleared of wrongdoing. He never actually fixed any matches. All that happened was him and his manager ended up in a room where the logistics of fixing specific frames was discussed.

His reasoning was that he never had any intention of participating in fixing frames and just played along because he feared for his safety with regards to the people involved. The reason he was given a ban (not for life) was for not disclosing the meeting given its nature.

>>64928901
Based Kauppinen

>>64928931
No

>this pot """"""""success"""""""""

Trophy is Ronnie's. Might as well call it a day at this point.

>>64928947
Cheating cunt should be banned for life.

Who had foul on the pink at 6-1?

>>64929088
>cheating

It's not cheating though, is it? The only way you could guarantee to fix specific frames is to lose them on purpose. Sure it puts the game in disrepute and it is scummy but he wouldn't have been gaining an advantage over other players; just making money on the side.

Higgins playing so poor. What is the pot success to higgins?

>>64929128
Its a disgrace to professional sports. No different to lance armstrong or paula radcliff.

>>64929175
Bing has missed a few sitters as well. Don't know if we've seen the pot % pop up. We'll find out at the interval after this frame though.

Whats wrong with Higgins looks like hes ready to give up

>>64929185
What did Radcliff do?

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Just give me the title already.

>>64929265
Doping. Then again there hasn't been a single clean world champion or world record holder in any major sport for decades.

>>64929265
She didn't do doing, that's for sure...

>>64929290
tfw Barry/Ronnie final

>>64929318
>a single clean world champion
What's Bingham take?

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>>64929324
>Barry

god I hope not

>>64929318
Kimi raikonen

>>64929346
Barry is a lad m8

>>64929338
Nothing which is why the only good sports are skill based and not fitness based eg snooker/darts

>>64929396
Is there any testing for doping in Snooker / Darts et al? Seems like adderall would help.

>>64929426
Well ronnie lost one title, because he was high. Maybe there is some tests

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>>64929338
I should have specified and mentioned sports where physical ability is the measurement criteria. Though you can gain advantages even in skill based sports with drugs.

Maybe he had replaced the contents of his water bottle with alcohol to be just drunk enough to get the benefits without any of the disadvantages of alcohol. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the snooker players were on some drugs to cope with the pressure/help them concentrate.

>>64929376
>tfw gimi will never win another F1 championship

>>64929489
>Maybe he had replaced the contents of his water bottle with alcohol to be just drunk enough to get the benefits without any of the disadvantages of alcohol
We aren't darts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHnBppccI0o

>those success numbers
It seems like we've got one of the games where the least bad present wins

How do you git gud at snooker?

>>64929686
thousands of hours of repetition

or merely hundreds if you're a freak like ronnie

GO ON STUART LAD

>>64929696
Is there a technique to knowing what angle to hit a ball at or is it just practice and memory?

>>64929686
develop autism

>>64929686
step 1. be rich
step 2. practice

Bit boring this match might switch over to big brother tbqhwy

Six pockets meme

>Bing

Neil Robertson is such an arrogant little shit. Did you see his comments after the Trump loss? I was hoping they'd both lose if I'm honest, pair of unlikeable dick wipes.

>>64929911
No what he say?

>>64929758
>step 1. be rich

nigga what.

dat red

>>64929961
all those hours at the club needed to git gud doesn't come cheap

>>64929980
You still don't need to be rich.

>tfw have a rich uncle who had a full size snooker table in his mansion when I was growing up
>spent hours in that house every day after school
>played like twice and spent the rest of my time watching Samurai Jack or doing homework

Wasted opportunity.

>tfw no Michella to give you a tricky pink near the brown

>>64929961
You need to have snooker as a full time job if you plan to be good enough to compete on high level, just like any other sport. And you can't do that if you gotta be working to get food to the table. Also snooker tables aren't cheap and you can't fit one into a small apartment.

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>>64929999
>>64930000
Checked

>>64930026
Thanks mensur

>>64930012
Yeah but you don't have to be rich. Look at how many working class men have gone on to become great players and win stuff.

>>64929945

>'I had a feeling it was going to take someone playing absolutely out of their skin to beat me this week and it proved to be the case.'
>'...there's no dispute that it's got to be the greatest Masters match in my opinion.'

Fuck off, mate.

Him, Trump and Higgins are just complete wank trumpets tbqh.

>>64930089
Never liked neil tbqh

>>64929999

You don't need to be rich. To be my girl.

>>64929911
They both hate each other so I wouldn't be surprised

2cheeky

>all the flags ITT are Anglo minus Amurrifats

>>64930089
And people keep giving Ronnie shit for being obnoxious, when really he isn't at all. He's constantly putting himself down after matches.

>>64930158
Let's be honest, Ronnie's just a fucking nutcase. He's just a poor old mental, innit.

"Ball run" bingham

get fucked john

>>64930089
Can't stand Neil desu lad, same with Trump. Just really dislike them

>>64930229
It's actually 'Bull Run' Bingham, after he had to run away from a bull in his teenage years.

>>64930244

I think it's because neither of them have any class. They are arrogant shit stains who seem to look down on everyone else. So it's great when someone like Bingham comes along after about 250 years on the circuit, suddenly spanks everyone and wins the Big One.

>>64930244
Why are there so few likeable snooker players in general? Of the players in this torunament only Ronnie, Bing and Wenbo are likeable.

>>64930304
>tfw no Paul Hunter

>>64930304
I guess it's hard not to be a boring cunt when you have to play your game in silence

that said, there are a lot that are just plain unlikable even when they're trying to inject personality into the match i.e selby, trump

>>64930244
>>64930278
>>64930304
>>64930340
Why is it though that Trump sames to be liked quite abit, are we some of the few that actually dislike him? He's such a cunt i just can't take it, spews arrogance

>>64930374

Because 'sexy snooker'.

>>64930374
nawty snooker m8

although I actually think that his popularity is overstated by the media and quite a few people think he's a prick

>>64930374
probably because he's young so bbc market him to make snooker look modern or some shit

>>64930304
Because you've gotta be at least slightly autistic to become any good. And then these autists see someone who people actually like and try to copy their antics or even worse creating their own ones obviously failing miserably. Doesn't help if they've gotten to the top while still being relatively young as they'll easily become arrogant cunts who unironically think they're God's gift to snooker.

ez for beezy

>>64930374
Bbc interview after, no personality, sounded arrogant as fuck how he knows he can beat everybody

>>64930525

This. He struts around like the dog's bollocks in those stupid fucking bellend shoes, even though he's won fuck all.

>Trump doesn't realize he's a meme
>Having a Burger King logo on your clothing in a classy sport like snooker

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I'd be shitting them

>>64930682
Why would he not cash out Higgins is shit

what a shot

Shot of the tourny so far in your opinion?

The red that Judd cut into the middle pocket to begin his clearance in the last frame against Neil for me so far.

Off to bed when Bing wins. Top thread lads, I've really enjoyed it.

>>64930876
Bed? Are you 12?

>>64930876
been a bit slower the past few hours but I guess it is a friday

THANK YOU BASED BINGHAM

TYBB

B I N G
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Nice one Bing. Cyas tomorrow lads was a good thread

>>64929712
There's a bit of a technique to it (knowing where the cue should hit the cue ball in order to judge where it will stop and prepare for the next shot, for example), but you can figure it out after playing a couple of games of pool in a pub. I've figured it out, and I'm hopeless at both snooker and pool. It's mostly practice.

>>64928348
You have the same birthday as my sister, and I have a Facebook friend who also has that birthday. For a second, I thought you were him, but I think he's just turned 29.