Robertson v. Trump right now
Based Bing v. Higgins tonight
3-0 coming up! Robertson is off his game. I can feel it.
I still got this! Trump never lets his people down.
I should've cashed out, sheeeit. He is getting stumped big time now.
>tfw no more Michaela
4-2, show me the money! anyone else strike it rich on this match or am I the only one with the foresight and wisdom?
I'm nervous lads. I think I will lose my £20 on trump. Please help trump win :(
srs fucking money getting made. high rollers get in here
Literally why would anyone go out on a Friday night when they could sit in a cold house watching two fat, balding middle aged men knocking balls around a table in silence whilst a delirious stroke victim shouts nonsensical phrases about cue balls
Never have the chalk-skids been so pleasing
>he wouldn't have a night of passion with Hazel
He was cleared of wrongdoing. He never actually fixed any matches. All that happened was him and his manager ended up in a room where the logistics of fixing specific frames was discussed.
His reasoning was that he never had any intention of participating in fixing frames and just played along because he feared for his safety with regards to the people involved. The reason he was given a ban (not for life) was for not disclosing the meeting given its nature.
It's not cheating though, is it? The only way you could guarantee to fix specific frames is to lose them on purpose. Sure it puts the game in disrepute and it is scummy but he wouldn't have been gaining an advantage over other players; just making money on the side.
I should have specified and mentioned sports where physical ability is the measurement criteria. Though you can gain advantages even in skill based sports with drugs.
Maybe he had replaced the contents of his water bottle with alcohol to be just drunk enough to get the benefits without any of the disadvantages of alcohol. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the snooker players were on some drugs to cope with the pressure/help them concentrate.
>tfw gimi will never win another F1 championship
>Maybe he had replaced the contents of his water bottle with alcohol to be just drunk enough to get the benefits without any of the disadvantages of alcohol
We aren't darts
>tfw have a rich uncle who had a full size snooker table in his mansion when I was growing up
>spent hours in that house every day after school
>played like twice and spent the rest of my time watching Samurai Jack or doing homework
You need to have snooker as a full time job if you plan to be good enough to compete on high level, just like any other sport. And you can't do that if you gotta be working to get food to the table. Also snooker tables aren't cheap and you can't fit one into a small apartment.
>'I had a feeling it was going to take someone playing absolutely out of their skin to beat me this week and it proved to be the case.'
>'...there's no dispute that it's got to be the greatest Masters match in my opinion.'
Fuck off, mate.
Him, Trump and Higgins are just complete wank trumpets tbqh.
I think it's because neither of them have any class. They are arrogant shit stains who seem to look down on everyone else. So it's great when someone like Bingham comes along after about 250 years on the circuit, suddenly spanks everyone and wins the Big One.
I guess it's hard not to be a boring cunt when you have to play your game in silence
that said, there are a lot that are just plain unlikable even when they're trying to inject personality into the match i.e selby, trump
Why is it though that Trump sames to be liked quite abit, are we some of the few that actually dislike him? He's such a cunt i just can't take it, spews arrogance
Because you've gotta be at least slightly autistic to become any good. And then these autists see someone who people actually like and try to copy their antics or even worse creating their own ones obviously failing miserably. Doesn't help if they've gotten to the top while still being relatively young as they'll easily become arrogant cunts who unironically think they're God's gift to snooker.
There's a bit of a technique to it (knowing where the cue should hit the cue ball in order to judge where it will stop and prepare for the next shot, for example), but you can figure it out after playing a couple of games of pool in a pub. I've figured it out, and I'm hopeless at both snooker and pool. It's mostly practice.
You have the same birthday as my sister, and I have a Facebook friend who also has that birthday. For a second, I thought you were him, but I think he's just turned 29.