Fuck calling them Arizona
Gustav Nyquist-Henrik Zetterberg-Justin Abdelkader
Tomas Tatar-Pavel Datsyuk-Darren Helm
Dylan Larkin-Riley Sheahan-Brad Richards
Tomas Jurco-Luke Glendening-Joakim Andersson
Niklas Kronwall-Jonathan Ericsson
Kyle Quincey-Danny DeKeyser
Brendan Smith-Mike Green
Alexey Marchenko (healthy scratch)
Petr Mrazek (starting)
Please don't be rude in a Red Wings thread when they're not playing teams like Boston when it's inevitable :)
>he didn't go to bed early so he could wake up just before the game started
Are you even dedicated?
Who is implying that?
They only have two less goals than Detroit tbqh
It's not that I'm tired it's just that I hate games like this. The is literally zero reason for 3/4 of the western conference to exist and the late starts are just obnoxious on principle.
Is there anyway we can get some btards to hack fsd and threaten to shut down all servers IF THEY KEEP PUTTING FUCKIN WINGS GAMES ON FSD+ BECAUSE THE SHIT PISTONS ARE PLAYING?
Sorry, not today. I really need to get going on my essay (a real one, not a 200 word one).
Alright, I can understand that. And yes, late games are pretty poo.
Thank you. It's all about time and effort (a google search or two most times tbqh).
since reading that article about how bad ericsson is, I cant stop seeing how shit he is
for instance, he is incapable of exiting the zone cleanly. He gets the puck? Throws up up the boards. Meets opposition? chips it to neutral ice (and they come back in). Doesnt meet opposition? HE STILL FUCKING THROWS IT UP THE BOARDS
sorry am I interrupting your Detroit Red Wings circlejerk?
Here I'll post some "funny" Instagram screenshots of your idols.
Not that I don't like ozzie, there's only one man that deserves that job
No I'm serious, you've got to have some form of disability. Why would anyone in Canada be a fan of the coyotes unless they were explicitely trying to be as edgy as possible. They've had no success, no good players, their sweaters are hideous, and no one in Arizona even cares about them much less knows they exists.
You've got to be some sort of special kind of socially retarded to identify with a team that everyone can agree should not have ever existed.
Or maybe I just liked them since I was a kid and find the absurdity of their existence amusing.
>in the desert
Neckbeard shave attempt update number 2: blood everywhere, razor burn would best be classified as severe to critical.
Conclusion: shaving a week and a half old beard while drunk is a mistake.
I hate them based on principle. Their very existence irks me.
It's sort of like nuclear weapons or people with Down's syndrome. They're an offense to God and I'd prefer they not be allowed on this planet anymore.
>not blowing the whistle when penalized team has the puck
Oh look they blew the whistle when the penalized team got the puck
GOOD JOB REFS
i would like to order the calamari with extra salt
I hate to be a typical Detroit Homer, so I won't say this is red wing hate, but it definitely smells like Arizona favoritism.
>team struggling, almost has no home for '15-'16 season
>gets on a hot streak in a doo-doo division, playoffs look likely
>Bettman rubbing his hands together intensifies
HAHAHA; GAME TIME!!!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DATSYUK!!!!???
Also. Win or lose, you're still fat.
You think there are any rare Pavels that we haven't already shared in the past?
THANK YOU BASED REFS, I LOVE YOOOOUUUUUUU
Also, rare datty
And nice for goose to finally put one in.
Is Blashill as good as a coach so far than Babcock? Would we have been better off in the standing if he stayed?
Datsyuk confirmed for very sexy man
I think Babcock would have been really bad for Larkin and Marchenko, but he would have got more out of some of the other players. We would probably be about the same place in terms of wins/points, but I think Blashill is better for long-term, i.e. beyond this season.
Lel. A homer will always be a homer.
Yotes have been jewed so many times by coaches challenge. It's aggravating.
Exact same play would have been overtuned if the Yotes had been the team that scored.
Foot in the crease hasn't been a rule for years.
dylan goatkin future HOFer
HOLY HELL LARKIN!
THANK YOU BASED DETROIT!!!!
This is the greatest way to end what was otherwise a shitty day. My heart would have appreciated the wings not waiting until the last 8 minutes to turn things around, but a win's a win.
>more red wings fans in the stands at Gila River than at Joe Louis
It was pretty surreal when Detroit scored and no goal horn went off but the crowd was like genuinely happy. That must have been a boost to the Red Wings.
All in all a pretty successful game and fun thread. Thanks everyone.