OFFICIAL RED WINGS VS PHOENIX COYOTES GAMETHREAD

>>64916592

Gustav Nyquist-Henrik Zetterberg-Justin Abdelkader

Tomas Tatar-Pavel Datsyuk-Darren Helm

Dylan Larkin-Riley Sheahan-Brad Richards

Tomas Jurco-Luke Glendening-Joakim Andersson

On defense:

Niklas Kronwall-Jonathan Ericsson

Kyle Quincey-Danny DeKeyser

Brendan Smith-Mike Green

Alexey Marchenko (healthy scratch)

In goal:

Petr Mrazek (starting)

Jimmy Howard

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Good morning

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inb4 janny

>>64916660
404: interest not found

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lets go yotes

Reporting in from Vermont, drinking Magic Hat: Electric Peel.

>>64916705
Go die in the snow hipster faggot

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>>64916705
>not drinking No. 9

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>>64916727
Please don't be rude in a Red Wings thread when they're not playing teams like Boston when it's inevitable :)

>>64916749

I have a local made magic hat glass and drink seasonal offerings, like the variety IPA set.

Who /82homegames/ here?

>"you can not turn over pucks to Detroit"
Which teams can you turn it over to?

>>64916816
Who /don'tknowiftheycanstayupallgame/ here?

The western conference fucking blows. They don't even have fans to banter with.

>>64916880
Anaheim

>>64916897

HURRR DURRR LOOK AT ME I HAVE A JOB EARLY IN THE MORNING.

That's how you sound right now.

Fuck off and drink coffee you kike.

>>64916946
Will coffee make this game interesting?

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>implying this man is better than OEL

>>64916880
Toronto

>>64916946
Someone needs to pay for your NEET habits.

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>>64916943
True

>>64916897
>he didn't go to bed early so he could wake up just before the game started
Are you even dedicated?

>>64916997
The fuck are you talking about?

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>>64916997
Who is implying that?

>>64917007
>Toronto
They only have two less goals than Detroit tbqh

>>64917009

I'm a true fan.

You wanna skype?

>>64917009
It's not that I'm tired it's just that I hate games like this. The is literally zero reason for 3/4 of the western conference to exist and the late starts are just obnoxious on principle.

>>64917059
Swedebro, you always have the dankest red wings memes.

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Is there anyway we can get some btards to hack fsd and threaten to shut down all servers IF THEY KEEP PUTTING FUCKIN WINGS GAMES ON FSD+ BECAUSE THE SHIT PISTONS ARE PLAYING?

>>64917137
Honest question: what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>64917100
Sorry, not today. I really need to get going on my essay (a real one, not a 200 word one).

>>64917105
Alright, I can understand that. And yes, late games are pretty poo.

>>64917115
Thank you. It's all about time and effort (a google search or two most times tbqh).

>>64917146
also to fire osgood

>>64917179

The game's got at least another 2.5 hours.

Let's be real, your essay ain't gonna fucking happen, Swede.

>80% red wings
Tip top jej

this is a boring game

i've shoved the corner of a credit card into my asshole for entertainment

>>64917179
It's just depressing, nobody in the stands even understands the game much less gives a fuck.

since reading that article about how bad ericsson is, I cant stop seeing how shit he is

for instance, he is incapable of exiting the zone cleanly. He gets the puck? Throws up up the boards. Meets opposition? chips it to neutral ice (and they come back in). Doesnt meet opposition? HE STILL FUCKING THROWS IT UP THE BOARDS

FUCK

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>>64917162
sorry am I interrupting your Detroit Red Wings circlejerk?

Here I'll post some "funny" Instagram screenshots of your idols.

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>>64917219
Not that I don't like ozzie, there's only one man that deserves that job

>>64917244
I'm going to shave my neckbeard during intermission. Moderate hype.

>>64917270
just trim it instead

>>64917262
here's some nuts for you to smell

>>64917262
The best one is when Franzen made a custom comforter for Nyquist with Mike Babcock on it.. "incase he misses him"

#MoveTheCoyotesToTucson

Who scores first? My money is on Nyquist

>>64917224
It's already is happening, it's due in about 20 hours and I only have another page or so to write.

>>64917245
Well, they're there at least. There's always that.

Another ericsson giveaway

>>64917262
No I'm serious, you've got to have some form of disability. Why would anyone in Canada be a fan of the coyotes unless they were explicitely trying to be as edgy as possible. They've had no success, no good players, their sweaters are hideous, and no one in Arizona even cares about them much less knows they exists.

You've got to be some sort of special kind of socially retarded to identify with a team that everyone can agree should not have ever existed.

>>64917325
Restate that in the form of a meme for maximum chance at success, like this:

>digits is the player who scores first

>>64917365
He's a laffs fan, and you took the b8

>>64917381
Goose doesn't need memes to be successful

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>>64917365
Or maybe I just liked them since I was a kid and find the absurdity of their existence amusing.

>hockey
>in the desert

>>64917390
Impossible. Laffs don't have fans when they're in last place.

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>>64917408
Goose is fueled by memes

>>64917325
Datsyuk for once

>>64917518
What's up with him, seems like he hasn't been doing as well after his injury. Is he past his peak or still recovering

Neckbeard shave attempt udpate: trim was successful. Currently soaking a hot rag and razor to finish up the job. As of now I am cautiously optimistic.

>>64917582
Seems like he's just taking it easy, no point to push hard and risk injury at his stage of the game

>>64917582
Don't know, maybe --> >>64917640

>>64917627
post dick

Neckbeard shave attempt update number 2: blood everywhere, razor burn would best be classified as severe to critical.

Conclusion: shaving a week and a half old beard while drunk is a mistake.

games a little too easy for my taste lads

>>64917787
You've furthered humanities knowledge through these trials, anon. Well done.

>>64917829
Sup bees, no apehoop tonight?

Also why can't that giga nigga at center hit a free throw?

>>64917853
yeah pistons game on, they just went on like a 14-0 run in 2 mins to take the lead

probably he's just got such massive hands and height, hard to shoot easily i suppose

>>64917839
Learn from my mistakes young ones. I make them so you don't have to.

>>64917865
You going to come around more when baseball starts or are you too asshurt Boston got Price?

>>64917900
yeah of course! usually if no apehoop or anything else is on i watch wings

>>64917924
>tfw no cespedes

Anyway hockey..against fucking phoenix..

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>>64917787
Grow this

anyone else here secretly like phoenix? one of the underdog teams i always cheer for whenever playoffs come around and they're in it

>>64917975
I'd look like a serial rapist. Too much slav blood.
>>64917982
No

Fuck. This. Game.

>>64917982
Normally I don't mind them at least.

Exactly right now, don't like them. Buttmad.

>>64917982
They're one of the teams I can't hate, like the panthlels. Silly teams, sure, and they probably shouldn't exist, but still likeable.

And fuggg.

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FUCK YOU BEES

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OLIVER

EKMAN

LARSSON

>>64918048
pls gib

>>64918035
>>64918040
I hate them based on principle. Their very existence irks me.

It's sort of like nuclear weapons or people with Down's syndrome. They're an offense to God and I'd prefer they not be allowed on this planet anymore.

>>64917982
yes until they went goonsquad recently

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>>64917787

you're welcome

>>64918101
>he doesn't want to see the world cleansed in nuclear fire

So has Kyle Quincey become the least objectionable Red Wings d? Or is it Dekeyser?

>>64918176
Marchenko desu

>>64918150
Only the Muslim parts, but they're also an offense to God so I figure the two combined would cancel each other out.

>>64918176
What's wrong with Larkin

what the fuck was that

>>64918204
>>64918150
Also the Russians and Chinese.

Cept bees, I like bees.

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>not blowing the whistle when penalized team has the puck

Thank you refs for not even knowing what you're doing yourself

>>64918101
I like attempts at spreading the game tbqh. It's sad when areans are half empty though.

>>64918213
>D

>>64918213
Busy playing a postion that is most certainly not defense.

>>64918236
He did it to save the yotes, thet pulled their goalie I think, must have thought it was gonna be a call for them

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>>64918239
>>64918253
Sorry

>>64918266
Boedker had the puck for a long time and the whistle wasn't blown. That's why Domingue went to the bench, since it was a delayed penalty and the Yotes had the puck.

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>Larkin the goon

>>64918311
>"""goon"""

>>64918311
If only he was big enough to be one. Kid's still built like a scarecrow.

CUS I'M TNT

What a bullshit game.

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Oh look they blew the whistle when the penalized team got the puck

GOOD JOB REFS

NICE REFPUCK

Why are hotdogs that aren't at a sporting event so inferior?

holy shit you cant touch these guys without getting a penalty

wings are fucked next year unless they get rid of howard and ericsson

>dah dah dah dat da
Welp I'm over this faggotry. Night everyone.

REFPUCK
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TOBY

RIEDER

>>64918646
Who got to marry this prize

I would like to take this time to remind everyone of this:
>>64909716
>>64909716
>>64909716

Also, what a poo game.

Is the Coyotes rink in a high school? It looks like one when they were walking in the locker room

>mfw 80% of both teams on the ground at end
>mfw datsyuk gets fucked by refs

This game is fuckin weak

When did the sparkledogs become goons? Last game they broke Smith and Pulkky, now we got this malarkey.

Fucking garbage that Datsyuk gets a penalty and then is absolutely molested at the end of the period and no call

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>>64918737
Wrong face

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>>64918753
hello waiter

i would like to order the calamari with extra salt

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>>64918753
I hate to be a typical Detroit Homer, so I won't say this is red wing hate, but it definitely smells like Arizona favoritism.
>team struggling, almost has no home for '15-'16 season
>gets on a hot streak in a doo-doo division, playoffs look likely
>Bettman rubbing his hands together intensifies

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>>64918813

>>64918813
If you're actually watching the game you could tell it was horseshit.

Why is Canada so shitty?

>>64918813
Please take off your Canada proxy, Australia.

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>Detroit
>scoring goals

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>>64919002

sheahannnnn

>>64919126
JUST

I think Pavel's extra big blade isn't that great. He should go back to the stick he was using a while ago.

I wonder when Detroit will realize that they have to put the puck across the goal line in between the pipes.

>>64919225
next game senpai

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>>64919246
One can always dream

Goons.

>>64916592
what a whore

If Wings score on the PP, they win. If they don't, they get shut out and someone in the top 6 gets injured.

>>64919364
What a faggot

datsyuk is alive

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HAHAHA; GAME TIME!!!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DATSYUK!!!!???

Also. Win or lose, you're still fat.

>>64919380
HERE WE GO

Who scores OT goal

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

>>64919405
I guess the Coyotes are all right.

Post rare Datsyuks pls

>>64919410
Well, according to statistics, OEL has the most overtime goals in the whole league since 2013.

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>>64919431
>>64919431

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>>64919431
You think there are any rare Pavels that we haven't already shared in the past?

>>64919380
>>64919380
>>64919380
>>64919380

Lel ozzy just said bullshit and realized it as he was finishing the word

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IS THIS REAL LIFE?

SCARRRRRRRR FUCK YOU CANADA.

IT'S OGRE

ez?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>64919451
No, I just lost all the good ones

SCARRRRRRRR

GOOOOOOOOOOSE

dubs and they overturn

MAX DOMI IS THE BEST PLAYER SINCE GRETZY

Wew lads. Here comes the ref puck

way too goddamn easy

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>yotes
>challenge

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THANK YOU BASED REFS, I LOVE YOOOOUUUUUUU

Also, rare datty
And nice for goose to finally put one in.

now that is refpuck

The fucking Coyotes broadcast thinks that was goal interference

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GET
FUCKED
U
C
K
E
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>>64919530
Oh, Z got it. Oh well, there's is always next game.

>>64919536
So does your countryman above you ;^)

I hate hockey lol jk.

Ps. As a wongs fan and hockey player, Phoenix has a cool team. Bizz made me ayy Lmao and I enjoyed paying 45 a pop for lower bowl tix

>>64919536
Because they know nothing about hockey rules. They probably need to bribe the refs more next game

Lel, Coyotes broadcast is still buttmad over the goal during the commercial break.

>"I've read the rule a thousand times.. And it's stupid"

Ducks fan here, go red wings ;^)

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Question faggots:

Is Blashill as good as a coach so far than Babcock? Would we have been better off in the standing if he stayed?

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>>64919530
Datsyuk confirmed for very sexy man

>>64919580
Dude Shane Doan was literally a foot in the crease on their 2ND goal, fuckin a

>>64919598
He looks magically delicious desu

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>>64919598
So was Z ;)

>>64919595
I think Babcock would have been really bad for Larkin and Marchenko, but he would have got more out of some of the other players. We would probably be about the same place in terms of wins/points, but I think Blashill is better for long-term, i.e. beyond this season.

Are they chanting lgrw?

>>64919595
Wings drive themselves, they're a lot more than just the head coach. Check maple leafs standings . blashell came from the griffins and they were great with him as head.

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>>64919598
Nice.

>>64919614
Lel. A homer will always be a homer.

>>64919650
Probably lol most of the crowd is pro wings

>>64919584
>give the yotes a point
never mind fuck you detoiler

Oooh boy. Another OT game. Zetterberg scores

>>64919580
Yotes have been jewed so many times by coaches challenge. It's aggravating.

Exact same play would have been overtuned if the Yotes had been the team that scored.

>>64919614
Foot in the crease hasn't been a rule for years.

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>>64919380

>>64919698
>Exact same play would have been overtuned if the Yotes had been the team that scored.
Did you put on your tin foil hat today, sir?

MRAZ REMAINS UNZAZZABLE

BASED MRAZEK
A
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M
R
A
Z
E
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Can't zazz the mraz family

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Your MVP when wings win

Fuck yeaahhhh

LARKIN
A
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I
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I JUST FUCKING JIZZED ALL OVER MY COMPUTER!!

THE FUCKING COMEBACK

FUCK YES

LARKIN THE FUCKING GOAT

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AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHA

dylan goatkin future HOFer

SMELL

THESE

FUCKING

NUTS

LARKIN
A
R
K
I
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Fuck yes lol this is why I watch the wings till the end, fuckin tasty win there boys

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DANNY DDD!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY HELL LARKIN!

THANK YOU BASED DETROIT!!!!

Larkin styling on everyone

FUCK YOU TOTES.

LGRW. BEST COME BACK.

LARKINNNNNN

WHAT A FUCKING PLAY, DYLAN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HOLY FUCK BOYS

>away stadium explodes

lol

L M A O
M
A
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HOLY SHIEEET DANNY BOY!!!

>over half the stadium is red wings fans erupting after final goal

It really is like a Detroit home game lol

GG Coyotes

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This is the greatest way to end what was otherwise a shitty day. My heart would have appreciated the wings not waiting until the last 8 minutes to turn things around, but a win's a win.

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THANKS FOR THE POINT, RED DICKS

>>64919847
np yote bro

>>64919847
Gg, yote friend. Have a good night

>>64919860
>>64919852
sleep tight snowbros

>>64919808
Coyotes must feel like shit.

I'd say good game to them, but their best player was the ref. Fuck that game was great though wing bros. I'll see you in the flyers thread on sun

>more red wings fans in the stands at Gila River than at Joe Louis

It was pretty surreal when Detroit scored and no goal horn went off but the crowd was like genuinely happy. That must have been a boost to the Red Wings.

All in all a pretty successful game and fun thread. Thanks everyone.