Vancouver Canucks @ Washington Caps

1st for Sedin sisters will never win a cup

president of the washington capitals... DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK patrick

Nice video tribute to Ovie there, lots of stars congratulating him

Man Ovie's fiance is dime

>>64914227
he didn't spend a whole dollar?

Is the owner of caps 3 feet tall? Was he holding that stick like a pickaxe because it's all he knows? Did he gain his fortune spelunking for rare gems and gold with his dwarf brothers?

>>64914247
He actually used to be a huge fatass and lost a lot of weight, so props to him for that

Ted Leonsis, he's a good owner. Owns the Wizards also.

real good winger for the Sedins tonight in Dorsett

>>64914292
Given that he's 3rd in ice-time behind the Sedins, he's pretty much a 1st liner.

It's almost as if Torts is coaching the team, given Sestito top-6 minutes. But worse.

>>64914320
are they keeping him away from Tom Wilson then?

>>64914320

If only we had Kassian to play with them, but who needs a skilled player who put up a ppg with them. The Sedins are WEAK and need GRINDERS and TOUGH GUYS to help those weak players play.

One day people will stop dreaming of goons like Lucic with the Sedins and realize they need a smart winger more than anything

>>64914247
I think he's like over 6 foot, he was the guy who thought up mailing all those AOL Internet Cds in the 90s though.

>>64914357
I liked how they put Virtanen with them a bit the other game. I hope Willie gives the kid more looks on that wing.

>>64914357
GOOD OL' MEAT AND POTATOES AND BANGERS LIKE LUCIC I TELL YA BOI

>>64914380
those made money?

Eating Fish & Chips from White Spot and watching the Canucks. My mind is at ease...until the Canucks inevitably surrender the first goal of the game to Washington.

>>64914411
nice choice. I am at the office for a little bit and following along

>>64914411
Why not try the new comfort good menu with the Mac and cheese burger?

I wonder how the conversation between Small Willie and McCann went.

"Okay we're healthy scratching you today. Dorsett will be playing with the Sedins even though he has half the amount of goals as you and has allowed more goals on the ice than you."

>that filter on the Virtanen/Hutton picture

>>64914508

Meh, I just went with my cravings. Next time, perhaps. White Spot has so much good shit on its menu, though.

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>>64914124
I've been dabbling with meme magic lately, ill give it a try now and see if i can help out.
Cmon Daniel "peanut" sedin will have a goal before the third period.

>>64914555
nice trips asian girl

>>64914559
The poutine, bacon cheddar burgers, blueberry milkshakes and salmon burgers are on another level.

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>>64914569
RARE FLAG GET
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>>64914589
>blueberry milkshake

Not sure why we get so much shit about burgers

yall canadian fatasses

>>64914633
>peanut butter, banana, bacon milkshake

that sounds kinda bad actually, you shouldn't mix sweet and salty

fuggggg williams

no more injuries plz

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>>64914689
Because burgers are a rare delicacy up here.

>>64914689
Because in some cities everything is fast food and you guys have so many fucking burger chains it's ridiculous.

Our burgers are high quality culinary works of art,we can put pineapples and peanut butter on them instead of autistic mayo.

>>64914702
You've never dipped fries in a milkshakes? Or had sea salt caramel ice cream?

Why live >>64914702

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>>64914742
McDick's fries + Red Velvet masterrace.

>>64914742
no, that sounds bad

sweet is for after salty

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> tfw you could order a t-shirt mocking your club's rivals

Let's keep the spirit of the 80's mail orders alive. I'll start:
> Columbus Blue Faggots

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>Sportsnet retards talking about how it's good to "reward" (reward what? he hasn't done fucking shit to deserve it) with 1st line minutes
>talk about all the chances he's generated
>talk about how tough and "in the corners" he gets

0 (zero) fucking shots by him. He'll play 20 minutes tonight.

>>64914846

His contract that's bigger than Hansen's just wasn't reward enough, senpai

>>64914783
>paying that much for water
holy shit lol

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>>64914846

>black pepper image
>not even making a crack about "peppering the goalie with shots"

I used to look up to you Kippers-chan.

>>64914846
idk kips.. i feel like dorsett is playing well
but this is just a feeling
which isn't supported by facts
or statistics

>willie's decisions

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>>64914874
>not paying $6 for 2 cucumbers

COME ON! IT'S 2016!

It's what happens when the Canadian dollar is 0.70 of the USD.

>>64914895
I'm sorry fampai ;__;

>>64914904
Willie agrees with you, seeing how Dorsett leads all Canucks forwards with ice-time so far.

>>64914985

> posting prices from the territories instead of our chinese home

TOM GREEN SIGHTING, HE IS IN THE BUILDING

I thought he was dead.

>>64915055

Surely it's a doppelganger, Anon. Tom Green has been dead for a long time now.

>0-0 going into the second

Another thrilling episode of Nucks hockey. I'm sure there were many chances generated, but there were just unfortunate bounces.

>>64914721
No they aren't

>>64915085


B-But muh faceoff wins.

:'(

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>>64915082

>>64915141

>Zombie Tom Green risen from the dead
>betraying his home country

Great shame

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>>64915111

Gretzkis

>>64915167
He's from Ottawa, can't blame him.

>>64914783
You need to go to a small Korean produce store

>>64915238
>>64915167
I bet he is an Orlov fan because the first two letters are Oh Ar and he likes it so far...

why is every shot that a canucks player takes a "great chance"?

>scarr

Woo I'm tired! I'mma get off the ice, you take the minus.

DAT DEKE

KUZY

miller a shit
that should have been an easy save tbqh

>Canucks
>giving up the first goal

Next thing you'll tell me they'll lose this game in Overtime

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>all these snow commercials
>have only spent two days on the mountain this season

>>64915336
they will lose this game in overtime

>>64915358

NONSENSE! I suppose you even believe Willie will tire out the Sedins during the 3-on-3 as they inevitably surrender the game-ending goal! Pfft!

Edler fucking sucks horse balls

>>64915399
on a turnover from a defenceman

>>64914783
My nigga.
I bought a bag of peppers thay was normally 8$ for 5$. What a great deal.


24-1-0 when scoring first
Well fuck

OY VEY

That wasn't a dive lol.

>>64915431
>24-1-0
>1

So you`re saying we have a chance.

>diving

kek

these refs are high

>>64915406

lol

>>64915481
>>64915499
Reminds me of Hansen getting called for diving like 3 times this season and getting fined for it.

>>64915525
Tbh I'm a oilers fan and the canucks are terrible divers, I think that was a bad call though.

>>64915564
why the hell are you watching this game man

don't you suffer enough watching your own team lose

>cucks

>Baertschi and Horvat rather act tough in a corner than get in position

Still, Miller should've had that. He wasn't screen and the shot was fired behind the hashes.

>giving one up to a stay at home dman

ALZNER

Millers such a pissy greaseball

Well fuck this game. Refs obviously gave caps the green light, Washington is giving the nhl moneys.

>DJ playing David Bowie's "Starman"

Why are you doing this to me?

:'(

>>64915672

To be fair, they were along the boards against 2 or 3 Caps. Shouldn't have been a big deal if Miller made the easy save or Vrbata didn't Vrbata

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>>64915676
we still have 1 more year of this dude

>>64915590
Funny to see Vancouver lose.
Also I like hockey.

>>64915719
holy SHIT don't even remind me about Vrbata

fucking should've traded him last year

he's so bad this year, like damn son, where'd you find this? in the trash?

also, grats to Edler for surpassing Dorsett in minor penalties this season

>>64915711
there's a dome tower in my town that can play music

they played this when he died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KJa9uXtbSU

>>64915776

Did you hear the other day that management is torn between moving Vrbata and extending him? lmao

Game theme:

https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g

>>64915804
Hopefully they move him to a contender for an early pick

>>64915804
Which means they want him gone.
Remeber when they said Higgins would never go anywhere (because nobody wants him)

> last game
> Virtanen first game back from WJC
> Put him with the Sedins to give him a boost or whatever
> He plays well and has some good shifts
> demoted immediately
> put Dorsett with Sedins
> sucks shit
> stays there forever

>>64915836

Yes, this management has shown a lot of skill with manipulating the media to get value. Them calling Lack a backup was just them pumping his tires

fwiw though I do agree Vrbata will be gone

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>>64915804
>lowest PPG since his 21-year-old season
>-14, 2nd worst on the team
>extension

someone get me Benning

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymvOds3KnCo

In other newwwwwws.

So Dorsett is just behind the Sedins in ice-time after 2 periods. He has 0 shots on net.

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>that perfectly timed intermissions segment

Dorsett can't play hockey on the ice.

Dorsett can't play hockey in video games.

>how do I fight
>how do I pass

OH, IT SHOWS, DORSETT. IT SHOWS.

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>>64916307
Some really good chances though. Just unfortunate puck bounces, but those chances will keep showing up and eventually they will get capitalized on. Just need more time on ice.

>>64914336
FUCK OFF!

man what a pass

Kuzy is something special

Just a sweet pass

>odd-man rush given up by Edler

It's sad that I've got used to shit like this.

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>Bartkowski was on the ice for all 3 goals

>Canucks on the Power Play
>gentlemanly Canucks giving Caps 2 minutes of rest

>Shorty trying to get our hopes up

You'd think he would know better

> crowd groans because they just realized John Wall isn't playing tonight
Do they even know where they are?

Like I said, Vrbata is the best

GG Nuckaroos

Your team just isn't very good this year