when did you realize that you weren't gonna make it as a

>>64905370
probably after my cub scout football team got refballed out of a championship win. think I was around 12-ish

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>>64905370
When I couldn't hit the ball off the tee in tee-ball, I was about 15 at the time. My dad said fuck this I'm leaving you and your mom, then my mom married a black guy and he told me to always run down to the store to get him a pack of magnums and a forty. I got good at walking but I'm no athlete.

>>64905538
>Are you my long lost brother?

>>64905538
Did he keep you up at night by making your mom scream with pleasure while he plowed her?

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>>64905638
Brother...or "brutha"? b/c I don't have any milato siblings, or maybe I do

>>64905647
He made me watch, while he Leroy, Devante, Desean, Trey, Marcus, Lemarcus, Lemongilo, La Quan, Antwaan, Hakeem, Jamal, Darrell and his brother Daryl, Devon, Demarcus, Lebron, Kobe, and Barrack took turns and my mom took them all at once.

She looked like a circus seal hitting honking the horns.

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>>64905881
>circus seal honking the horns

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>>64905935
Why you laugh senpai-sama? It's true. She looked like one of those chickens on a rotisserie just spinning there with a pole in her mouth and ass. BTW I meant to say a circus seal honking the horns, sorry my grammar is bad, Jamarcus tried to teach me while he was giving my mom a hot carl.

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>>64905538
>>64905881
>>64905976
Jesus Christ, the sad part is I know a Japanese kid that this happened to more or less, man that is a sad state of affairs right there.

>>64905881
Brother. My dad told that since I was son of a white bitch, I couldn't use nigger words. He use to slap his gigantic black dick into my face and tell him how white people had small dicks like asians.

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>>64906350
nice

When I stopped growing at 5'8

>>64908328
You can qualify for the manlet leagues.

When a girl got played in more games on the school's football team than me

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>>64908328
i know that feel brotha

>>64905638
When I didn't start playing sports until 7th grade because my parents didn't want to "force anything on me"

>>64911828
Fuck that was meant for OP

>>64911828
i started at 10th grade senpai

>>64911864
And just look at you now

After freshman year when I couldn't make my hs basketball team at 6'4. Also stopped growing at that height.

>>64905370

Why don't you just become a team doctor, team trainer , team nutritionist, Physical Education Teacher, Personal Trainer or work in a Sports League if you love sports so much?

Better yet a become a coach

>>64911902
i guess that's the plan but i really i want to die tbqh family

>>64911896
did you play as a center or power forward?

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>>64908328

>>64911927
More at center since I was the tallest.
I sucked because I couldn't dribble well and I miss easy shots. Everything else was decent

>got into FC United u-18s
>one of the coaches is a scout for Blackburn who were in the prem at the time
>try extra hard to impress him in training and games
>play shitter than usual
>he puts me in the C team which is basically 1 step away from saying fuck off
>give up and go into uni
>check the first team squadevery now and then to see if anyone from the team made it
>literally no one from our team, they're all working in shitty jobs or doing nothing

how do people like Bendtner ever make it through the youth teams?

When I tore my meniscus summer of my freshmen year of highschool.

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>>64911896
Yeah, I gave up b/c I'm 6'7 and still can't dunk or lay-up, so I play on the computer all day and the kids call me Sasquatch b/c I live in a cave.

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>have family in Italy
>some of them are associated with Brescia Calcio
>they tell my parents to bring me to Italy to try out with them
>literally beg day after day
>they say it wasn't worth it despite having the money

>tfw was dominating the leagues I was playing in at the time

My dream since I was 8 or 9 was to go to the NBA...and I couldn't make the freshman team in high school

Was by far the best player at the two day tryouts but the coach's son didn't like me

Ended up going into a deep depression as a result, now I'm an enginner, make lots of money but I hate myself for giving up and not fighting

Fuck Coach Ruth tbhfam

>>64911958

>Bendtner

Sucking the dick of a unnamed and hypothetical manager who has a well known "appreciation" of young European boys.

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>>64905370
>mfw played sports vidya as kid
>mfw always made my guy 18 years old, like id grow up to be
>mfw 18 and not pro athlete
>mfw each year making an 18 year old is a reminder of my failure

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>>64924196
>mfw i did the same

>>64905370
when i slipped the ball towards ba la

get into some bullshit non athletic olympic sport like curling

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>>64924196
i know this feel a little too well

bump :^)

>21
>my 2k player is usually two years younger than me
If only I had some damn height

When my parents wouldn't let me play QB in highschool despite all the coaches asking me why I didn't join the team. Tfw now that I've been hitting the gym for 2 years and Im 19 and can throw 70 yard bombs, 50 yards accuracy for nothing.

>>64911958
Any shit-tier pro player is much better than anyone you've ever played with. Including bendtner.

When my ankle got absolutely fucked when I wasn't playing for Burnley U-21's

>>64921748
>the kids

I thought winter break was over, kiddo.

>>64905370
Haven't given up hope yet mane

(Basketball) I had always been the best in my school and was beating men in pickup games when I was 14. I never really "trained", just played a lot of basketball and work on my game. I was 16 and playing for my state allstar team that competes against other state allstars. Also went to a couple camps that were invite only(adidas/nike). I did great at the camps and had coaches from smaller colleges talking to me. Then I played against a team that had Carlos Boozer and Mike Dunleavy on it. Boozer basically played like Kobe Bryant , he played like a shooting guard as opposed to a big man. Dunleavy was tall as fuck and just raining 3's. I couldn't do anything. I told myself I would use my skills to get a scholarship and just focus on school, which I did.

>>64931616
>Hokkei
>"professional"

AYY

>>64905370
Literally age 6

>>64905370
When I wasn't born a nigger.

>>64905538

>Granny, don't!

>>64936208
pretty much this desu

i was an incredible athlete actually. i went into the military after high school. when i came out and was accepted into a private college after i coulda played lacrosse or football for the school if i was motivated enough, but i wasnt. 6ft around 200lb at the time. endurance better than anyone, monster with the weights and a will that doesnt give. we live and learn

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>>64936747
200 lbs.
72" tall.
Monster.

>nope.

>>64936784

considering i could knock out pull ups for 10+ reps with 2-45lb plates and dip 3-45lb for 20+ reps..my dead lift was easily in the upper 400s. incline 100lb dumbbells at the age of 21...fuck with me

>>64936873
gorilla warfare.txt

>>64905370
I never would've made it to the nfl but I could've at least played D 1 ball, if only my coaches in high school didn't hate me and never gave me enough playing time....

>>64936901

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