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>The Blues are competing with Inter Milan and Barcelona for the capture of Paris St-Germain striker Ezequiel Lavezzi, 30. (Daily Mirror)


>Liverpool have agreed a deal to sign Schalke's Cameroon centre-back Joel Matip, 24, on a free transfer at the end of the season.(Daily Mirror)


>Bayern Munich sporting director Matthias Sammer has not said whether 23-year-old Germany midfielder Mario Gotze, who is believed to be a target for Liverpool, will stay with the German champions.(Daily Express)


>Manchester United are close to signing 24-year-old Austria centre-back Aleksandar Dragovic from Dynamo Kiev in a £16m deal.(Sport Mediaset, via Daily Express)


>West Brom striker Saido Berahino, 22, may have to stay at the club for the rest of the season as Tottenham are unwilling to pay the £23m they offered for him last summer, while Spurs boss Mauricio Pochettino is unsure he is the right player in his search for a forward.(Sun)


>Stoke are set to move for Berahino - and believe they can beat Tottenham to the signing of the England Under-21 international.(Times - subscription required)


>Aston Villa manager Remi Garde is hoping to sign Bordeaux's Senegal defender Lamine Sane, 28, on loan for the rest of the season.(Telegraph)


>Sporting Lisbon striker Islam Slimani, 27, is wanted by Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal in a £12m deal.(Sun)


>West Ham striker Andy Carroll, 27, is facing up to two months out with a hamstring problem. (Daily Mail)

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Pussying out I see

>serbians

>>64904705
>Manchester United are close to signing 24-year-old Austria centre-back Aleksandar Dragovic from Dynamo Kiev in a £16m deal.(Sport Mediaset, via Daily Express)
Could have just gotten him from Basel a couple of years ago.

>>64904772
kek, i cant wait to see him EXPOSED like van lel

>>64904772
He's waiting for LvG to quit/get fired.

He's saying "Hey guys, I'm ready when you are!"

LvG's contract is officially 1.5 years away from expiration.

Can someone explain the pic? is it a random girl or is there a joke about trans?

>>64904788
Looks like a transsexual to me m8

Spektakulärer Transfer des FC Ingolstadt!
Die Überraschungsmannschaft der Hinrunde steht nach SPORT BILD-Informationen vor der Verpflichtung von Dario Lezcano (25). Der Stürmer kommt für rund 2,5 Millionen Euro vom FC Luzern und wird damit zum teuersten Transfer der Vereinsgeschichte. Für die Schweizer erzielte Lezcano in dieser Saison elf Treffer in 14 Pflichtspielen.
Für Paraguay machte Lezcano in drei Länderspielen ein Tor. Auch Hannover und Bremen buhlten um Lezcano, der nach SPORT BILD-Infos nicht mit Luzern ins Trainingslager nach Marbella gereist ist, sondern bereits den Medizincheck in Ingolstadt absolviert.

>>64904781
maybe he is better now than couple of years ago?

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>>64904785
>poops face when he realizes the premier league teams absolutely dont give a single shit about "playing the right way" or "developing players" and will park the bus and hoof it to a pacey darky every chance they get against him

>>64904705
>man u want islam

lel

>>64904850
Not particularly. He probably could have made the jump to the PL straight from Basel. No idea why he didn't.

>>64904696
>Chelsea have made a £40m offer for Real Madrid's 26-year-old Germany midfielder Toni Kroos, who has also been linked with Liverpool and Manchester United.(Fichajes, via Daily Star)

Did Kroos flop at Real? Or why would he leave.

I'll admit it, I'm not an avid follower of Leliga

>>64904786
Yeah, he can wrangle a good deal with city & United both after him
Hopefully pellegrini leaves city anyways & they go to shit next season

>>64904888
>with city & United both after him
And Chelsea. Not that he would ever go there, but Roman will do his best to try to get him.

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>Pep Guardiola claims it could be two years before Premier League move

He is snubbing City for United

Friday, January 29:
Derby County vs. Manchester United (19:55 GMT; BBC)

Saturday, January 30:
Colchester United vs. Leicester City OR Tottenham Hotspur (12:45 GMT; BT Sport)
Liverpool OR Exeter vs. West Ham United (17:30 GMT; BT Sport)

Sunday, January 31:
Yeovil Town OR Carlisle United vs. Everton (13:30 GMT; BT Sport)
Northampton Town OR MK Dons vs. Chelsea (16:00 GMT; BBC)

>>64904902
Yeah but will they keep hiddink that long, or very a manager in just for next season then hope they get pep

BIG NEWS

JUVENTUS IS CURRENTLY SIGNING BERNARDO SILVA FOR AROUND 30m

>>64904877
He's just a weight for Modric, he doesn't add anything to the team, he can't defend and doesn't help forward.
Since he joined Real he's only good t passing backward and sideway

>>64904916
Hiddink won't stay long, he has to win the CL and the FA cup to get another year and even that could not be enough.
I don't see how that will stop Roman from trying to get Poop.

>>64904933
And yet Carrick is rated pretty highly. PL move makes sense in that case.

>>64904772
if he's actually said that then it's pretty obvious he has his heart set on united

"could be 2 years" i.e. "it could be 2 years depending on whether or not van Gaal sees out the remainder of his contract"

>>64904957
m8 Carrick is a great forward passer and provides so much more than simple sideways/backwards passing. very intelligent footballer who can make interceptions look easy

he's the busquets of english football, in his peak he was arguably better. equally if not more important

>>64904964
It could also simply mean that he wants to take a year off regardless of what happens. He did take one after his Barça job, after all.

>>64904877
Far from flop.
He distribute the ball, dictate the tempo, being competent at both attacking and defending. Not flashy, but a really flexible player, so plebs doesn't rate him.

>>64904981

>He was arguably better

Carrick was a top player but he was never that good

>>64904877
He passes sideways and has the occasional blooter that misses by 6 yards to remind people he still exists

>>64904997
>being competent at both attacking and defending
>being competent at defending

I was out all last night so I missed the Sunderland game, I take it there was a lot of tripfag butthurt?

>>64904916
>>64904934

hiddink has said he is leaving after the season and wont stay on.

>>64904844
Blick have confirmed it, and said Luzern are almost certainly losing Freuler to Atalanta.

>>64905006
Yes. He rarely out of position when opponent doing a counter. He also cut a lot of pass.

>>64904998
Busquets was never that good. Carrick was easily a match for him.

Also, Carrick wasn't playing with Xavi and Iniesta for his entire career. He's been paired with a 35 year old Scholes, Fletcher, Park, Rafael, Cleverley, Alan Smith an out of form Kagawa, Wayne Rooney as a CM etc. etc. etc.

I think Carrick would look a lot better if he was paired with Xavi and Iniesta for 7 years, don't you?

>>64904995
Well from what I've seen it's gone from

>I will manage in England
>I will manage in England next season
>It may take 2 years for me to start managing in England

Seems like he's found out something new. i.e. LvG will see out his contract if he gets top 4.

>>64905054
>>64904997
Nah m8 he's terrible defensively, he always makes Modric run everywhere because of his low work rate.
The only thing he does better than Modric defensively is tackling, and that's because he always late even though he plays deeper.

>Roma interested in Domenico Criscito

Anyone know how he's been playing? Don't follow Russian football tbqh.
Seems like an improvement over Digne though.

>>64905059
>I think Carrick would look a lot better if he was paired with Xavi and Iniesta for 7 years, don't you?
I would argue that the lucky man of the trio was Xavi, not Busquet.

>>64905111
xavi is 2 deep 4 u m8

>>64905096
I bet you thought xavi and pirlo were shit before they become meme.

Real Madrid and United should swap Kroos and Schneiderlin.
Y/N?

>>64905155
lmao no

go back to america

>>64905155
why

The midtable really is worse than the relegation zone. At least with the relegation there is a reason to get angry or happy, yesterday Chelsea results meant being 12-14th ie jackshit.

>>64905151
Not shit, but heavily flawed players.
Especially Xavi, young Pirlo was much more complete.
Xavi has great qualities, but he's a player who needs to be babysitted in order to be great for the team.
Put him next to mediocre players and he disappears, unlike Busquet and especially Iniesta (the real GOAT of the trio)

>>64905170
Because Real Madrid desperately need a DM and United need a polyvalent CM.
Well it's more true for Real, but Kroos needs to leave for his own sake anyway.

>>64905199
United also need Schneiderlin, Carrick is 34 and ofthen injured

>>64905199
there's just a massive gulf in the quality of the two

>>64905106
>tfw Roma hasn't had a world-class LB since Vincent Candela

>>64905207
Better have a decent that you need that a good player you don't need.
>>64905205
Yeah you might be right. But Woodward is retarded, maybe he would want another german WC winner in his team? Even if it's not Muller?

>>64905184
Agreed, the feint possibility of top 4 is a distraction, we should be giving players like kenedy, traore, RLC, baba as much time as possible and let them win a starting role

oscar is gone in the summer and hazard is going to halal madrid, no point in pointlessly trying to make up a 12 point difference when we are this shit.

>>64905225
>implying Tonetto wasn't world class

http://www.fcb.ch/de-CH/News/2016/01/14/Elneny-wechselt-per-sofort-zum-FC-Arsenal?ext=.

>>64905233

I honestly believe RM might sell Hamez too, if they don't get rid of Penaldo, Benzema or Bale. The BBC always plays, they have to have balance in the midfield, Hamez can't really start most games. I think him and Kroos both could go to new clubs. Probably not in this window but in the summer.

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rip league

>>64905289
James can stay, but that's him or Isco, since both will play CM at best.

>>64905190
Being flawed is ok for player in his position. He supposed to be the jack of all trade, not some ronaldinho spiritual successor. He is plain, but he did his job, quick adapting to the game flow , and rarely make mistakes.

>>64905295
if he's even vaguely competent he'll be a massive upgrade on flamini and that will make a huge difference

>>64905246
Oscar is going nowhere, who will buy him and why would he leave Chelsea?

>>64905313
we can trick one of the serieA teams into buying him and being their trequartista, they still think hes good.

He would be sold because any new manager that isnt a yesman like pellegrini would realize he hasnt improved since he came to chelsea and disappears way too often to warrant being a starter. Hes a highlight reel player like coutinho.

>>64904772
Hes just trying to play down the speculation for the rest of the season

can Villa buy a proven goalscorer please ;_;

>>64905059
Funny jiremember delusional utd fans claiming if fletcher was available theyd have beaten barca in the cl final

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Arsenal are literally a caliphate at this point

>>64905394
You need a Goalkeeper.
And ye should stop taking unwanted shit players from other clubs.

>>64905412
Do they do this when a French guy signs?

>>64905412
literally who

Did we sign him just to sell shirts to arabs?

>>64905431
>literally who
where have you been for the past three weeks

>>64905437
girlfriend stuff

you wouldn't know

>>64905431
He's a good young DM. Also arabs only buy counterfit chinese shirts

>>64905442
wow brutal

but basically he's a midfielder, supposedly great engine and tidy passer and though i've never seen him play i'm confident he can't be worse than flamini so that's a positive

>>64905412
Why didn't Arsenal just promote from the youth ranks rather than signing this nobody?
Where will he play when little Jack and Coquelin come back?

>>64905464
this guy has played in the champions league m9
>Jack
>come back
lmao son

>>64905464
Arteta, Flamini, and Rosicky are all gone at the end of the season - all clubs need that sort of depth

And of the young guys, no one really looks like any good in that position except maybe Bielik but he's too young. And every game Flamini plays represents a high chance of dropped points (as we've seen in the past 24 hours) so it was necessary if there's any hope of sustaining a title challenge

AS reports that Atletico and Madrid will most likely be hit with transfer bans today

basically same shit as with Barca, 2 window ban for underage players irregularities

>>64905482
nice

>>64905481
Thanks Oz.

>>64905481
Flamini wasn't the reason Arsenal conceded three.

Levy fucking sign someone

>>64905497
>losing to leicesterabad fc
lmao not even top 4 this year

>>64905482
>Madrid going ham in this window after appealing it to get a few more weeks before the ban hits
Fugg

>>64905482
interesting, I thought both those bans had kinda 'died' with the Blatter reelection. If the get the ban I doubt they'll let any players move out in summer.

>>64905496
He basically was
Guy just stands out of position and lets players run past him, it's like playing with 10
It's the reason the team hasn't been able to control the midfield in a single game since he's been playing.

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Getting bullied by Stoke and West Ham lads.

>>64905482
based

we might be able to seriously get over 100 mil for azzar now

>>64905530
honestly the quality of football in the EPL is at an all-time low

>>64905482
>barca
>transfer ban
nice joke

>>64905573
no it fucking isn't you plastic cunt

>>64905583
I guess someone should have told arda and vidal they could have played for the last six months

>>64905530
>leicester, stoke, and west ham will represent the epl in europe next season

>>64905573
liverpool and chelsea being as low as they are says otherwise
ffs teams in the relegation zone have players arsenal and liverpool would have happily signed just a few seasons ago

>>64905592
come on m8 this year the majority of teams are ugly and boring to watch, and literally none will challenge for Europe

>>64905592
Uhh, except that it's at its worst since the mid 90s

>>64905602
>liverpool and chelsea being as low as they are says otherwise

no, they've just been utter shite this year so mediocre teams have been able to challenge them

>>64905602
>liverpool and chelsea being as low as they are says otherwise
Liverpool and chelsea being as low as they are says that liverpool and chelsea are shit

Very nice that England doesn't have the "manure wins again lol" kind of ordeal anymore

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>>64905340
>trequartista
Do Italians use this word regularly? I really hate seeing it being used by english-speakers trying to sound fancy.

>>64905670
We do.

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where were you when Bernardo became GOAT?

>>64905666
Now we just have leicesterwinslol

>>64905689
Making a cup of tea and wondering if it will snow here today while reading shite on Redcafe.

>>64905705
it snowed here this morning

not heavily enough for my liking though

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>Manchester United want to sign Slimani and Dragovic
>Both scouted thoroughly by Leicester
>Both persued by Leicester

Nice scouting department you've got there united.

Leicester might as well leak fake persuits.

>>64905686
thanks

>>64905394
>Tottenham are unwilling to pay the £23m they offered for him last summer
Wonder what West Brom value him at him now

>>64905482
OFFICIAL

>the city of MADrid

>>64905784
I guess the ban begins in summer window?

>>64905784
The De Gea saga begins again

>>64905807
Correct. Summer 2016 and January 2017

why did atl madrid get banned?

>>64905807
they will appeal and get the summer window to stock up

>>64905833
same shit barca did, registering and buying underage players

>>64905826
it will probably be january 2017 and summer 2017 like barca

well, they still have to appeal and see how that goes. With their current squads they should be able to weather the ban ok, though if the ban remains I don't see rolando leaving any time soon.

>>64905841
No. There are several threads like this.

>>64905842
>same shit barca did, registering and buying underage players

Why do clubs do this, knowing that these kids will never play for them?

barça got the ban bumped because it was announced 6 weeks before transfer window and there was no time for an appeal. Not sure it will be the same case considering there's 6 months for atletico and madrid appeal to take place.

>>64905573
u are right

>>64905850
nah..nothing will happen about that
barca got transfer ban before arda, some around 2012-2014..when they singed neymar or suarez,

>>64905869
its relatively cheap and theres the possibility one or 2 of them turn into world class players

looks like de gea is staying

>>64904786
>implying Louis lasts the next game

Liverpool will win 3-1 and he'll be sacked. Then Pep is suddenly no where to be found.

>>64905871
better stock up now then...

gib 100+m for aza pls

>>64905670
We do

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Glory Boys In Blue Edition

>>64905869
the legislation was created to end 'trafficking with minors', so some clubs foolishly thought the wouldn't be guilty since they were not 'trafficking' with them. Also, the spanish federation, which is part of fifa, gave the ok to all those transfers so the clubs assumed they were in the clear and they could go ahead with them. They were obviously wrong.

>>64905903
I don't think you really know what you are talking about

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>Alan Rickman, one of the best-loved and most warmly admired British actors of the past 30 years, has died in London aged 69. His death was confirmed on Thursday by his family. Rickman had been suffering from cancer.

>>64905927
Pepe isn't going to Man Utd.
Mou maybe after the Yuros this summer.

>>64905940
Thanks m8. Spanish footy is an unfunny joke.

>>64905947
Pls no ;_;

Guys, Alan Rickman's dead

>>64905940
>club wants kid to play for their academy
>kid wants play for club's academy
>kid's parents want kid to play for club's academy
>HURRDURR TRAFFICKING
I hate FIFA

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>>64905947
>legit

fuck

>>64905947

Fuck, it's true. RIP

>Ramsey back to his murderous ways

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https://twitter.com/GuillemBalague/status/687613838670299136


BAN STARTS THIS SUMMER

>>64905947
DAMN YOU RAMSEY

>>64905995
https://twitter.com/AlPrimerToque/status/687614976073273345


THE POETRY JUST DOESNT STOP

>>64905947
Fuck this shit

>>64906027
Hahahahaha no way. How did they fuck that one up?

>>64906027
Haha my sides!

>>64906027
kek

POTTERY

so madrid need to act now... for de gea? hazard? cb? cm?

>>64906027
lel
>rating him

What's absurd is if your kid has talent and wants to become a musician, matematician, etc. he can join any academy in the world to form himself and become successful. If your kid wants to be a football player he can only join the academies fifa considers geographically close, which sucks depending where they live.

Not sure this legislation would still exist if sued in european courts since it kinda goes against freedom of movement but I doubt anybody will take on fifa. Also, they do have a point sometimes there's human trafficking with these kids, specially african ones.

>>64906027
this is where the legislation applied is ridiculous, nobody can say with a stright face zidane trafficked with his kids ffs

>>64906124
>human trafficking
>african ones.

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>yfw David de Gay now

>>64906124
it only applies to players outside of europe so teams cant exploit players from poorer families by convincing their family to come to europe as it would take away talent from local clubs in the home country

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One of the better Leicester kits.

>>64906152
>Best GK in the world
>10 cleans sheets in 38 games

Yeah.

>>64906161
>denying poor kids a once in a lifetime opportunity to learn in one of the best academies in the world because muh hometown club can lose talent
I actually raged. poor fucking kids will now have to train in some asshole of the world and will probably never be heard of again

>>64906185
Like Chelseas eternal loanees.

>>64906185
i never said it was good thats FIFAs reasoning for it

>>64905871
uefalona*

>>64906190
They go to Vitesse and Boro, they are not assholes of the world.

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BBC Leicester Sport
@BBCRLSport

Claudio Ranieri jokes on transfers:
>"I can't tell to you the truth, if I tell you something it's not true."

>>64905947
reminder his only good role was hans gruber

>>64906190
desu i have faith in this generation.
Pašalić playing amazingly in Monaco, Boga goating it up in france, Solanke pretty decent although it's Vitesse so that doesn't mean anything.
Ake strating every game for watford and even scored once.
Out of all ''big'' loan names only bamford i flopping

>>64906209
what did he mean by this?

>>64906203
>Boro
>not assholes of the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO8yHVYof44

alri jeff

Why are the mods banning TSUposting?

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>>64906226
He's trying to wrong foot the media.

>>64906161
You could be right but iirc I remember reading it applies to every kid below age whatever that goes beyond certain km radius from their parents' home, otherwise zidane's kid wouldn't be considered an infraction.

The 'local talent drain protection' is a side effect, they really made the legislation to stop the trafficking.

>>64906226
messi to laychester

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>>64906224
none of them are going to end up with the first team, we'll end up buying some overated shit like kroos or lavezzi only for them to flop while the loan players end up world class players at CL teams

>>64906240
based rant

>servians

im doing some research on transfer fees and im confused, which is the actual value of bale to real? was it ever revealed? im seeing different prices

>>64906385
i think it was around 85m but madrid made out like it was a few Million less so ronaldo wouldnt lose his shit as bale was more expensive

>>64906385
£85.3 million (€100 million).

>>64906385
It was 100m, Spurs outright confirmed it.

Madrid were trying some accounting shenanigans to make it look ~10m cheaper so Ronaldo wouldn't get upset at no longer being the most expensive

>>64906385
the real value is probably the higher one. The difference between both prices is ~10m so it doesn't really change much. In a radio interview in cadena ser Florentino was asked the question directly and he refused to confirm/deny and simply said Bale had been cheap. Also, there were some additional bonuses paid to tottenham for winning the cl with Bale that year (rumoured ~25m, who knows)

>>64906423
>>64906412
Ronaldo is so childish

>>64906216
>forgetting Galaxy Quest with based Sam Rockwell

>>64906216
>shitizen

>pep a lock for United because City doesn't have the history
>adidas going to shell out £200 million + for messi

We're back lads

>>64906518
>americans

>>64906179
>Best GK in the world
Niceme.me

>>64906518
le balding seinfeld man

Who's Alan Rickman?

>>64906568
bad guy from die hard 1

snape from HP

>>64906568
snape

>>64906600
Harry Potter is shite lad.

>>64906623
be that as it may, rickman was absolutely based as snape

he and gary oldman alone made putting up with the other shit actors worth it

>>64906568
Sheriff of Nottingham

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>>64906518
>mfw they get 200mils per year from adidas

>>64906216

>He's never seen Robin Hood: Prince of thieves

please buy Pato

>>64906734
Is he still as shit as he used to be?

>>64906757
he is not injured all the time

>>64906734
Pato, sounds like an Irish lower class male

>>64906645
never got the hype for gary oldman

>>64906773
He's qualified enough to play for Liverpool then.

>>64906794
shame, he's one of the best actors working imo

>>64906780
No mate, that's Potato.

>>64906800
brazillian media is saying Chelsea is almost buying him.

>>64906819
lel

>>64906823
He's been linked with Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool over here. There were reports that Liverpool had even agreed a fee with Corinthians for him about a month ago, but the deal collapsed.

>>64906819
You say Pato, I say potato

>>>64906823
>but the deal collapsed.

Much like Pato

Is Steven Naismith actually any good?
Swansea want him.

>>64906893
He's very reliable. Everton would be stupid to sell him.

pretty obvious madrid going to break the transfer record now in this winter window

but who???

>>64906911
De gea

>>64906911
james vardy

>>64906911
le chat shit man

>>64905751
And Arsenal were after Dragovic last season, your point?

>>64906911
Kane

>>64906911
Messi

>>64906911
Welsh Pirlo

>>64906966
welsh serpico*

>>64906911

chicharito

Rev up those fake twitter accounts & let's start a rumour.
I think Michu is the topic, maybe back to Swansea?
Or a shock move from Bournemouth?

>>64907022
michu only just signed for a spanish pub team m8

>>64907040
Shite, I thought that was last year

Who else fell off the radar in the last two seasons?

>>64907022
He's crippled and only playing for a 4th tier Spanish side because his brother is the coach.

>>64907051
Jermaine Beckford?

>>64907065
Not sure if he's even played this season.

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>number 35 (thirty five)
What did he mean by this

charlie Austin, jay Rodriguez?

>>64907095
establishes coquelin's superiority

>>64907065

Only just signed 6 months ago though

Need a name everyone sees & thinks "oh yeah, that guy. He was good what happened to him"

>>64907051

ashley cole

>>64907095
>72/2 - 1
He's slightly under 50% radicalised.

>>64906911
EBHK tbph

>>64907111
wayne rooney

>>64907111

Kane

>>64907134
who?

>>64907111
Hazard

>>64907095
Number of Virgins he's in for

>>64907114
Off to Watford?

>>64907145
Could apply to most of Chelsea's team tbqh

>>64907095
this better not be the only signing wonga makes. deeney when

>>64907142
played for everton as a nipper

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>Adebayor to Palace habbening

>>64907111
Andros Townsend

>>64907166
He's actually going though

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Norwich signing this lad from York 2day

prospect desu

>>64907148
if youre doing watford do di natale

>>64907160
>unironically signing Adebayor in 2016

is pardiola going senile?

>>64907160
Is this an actual rumour, or are we still thinking of a plausible fake?

>>64907181
I'll be honest, I'm not doing shit yet.
I was hoping ye might.

Do we have a /sp/ network of fake twitter accounts from before?
One or two lone accounts won't make much noise

>>64907180
Aren't York having an absolutely dreadful season.

>>64907202
oh yes

>>64907187
I can see meme magic making this one happen

>>64907111
Samir Nasri

>>64907202
Bottom of the league last time I checked.

>>64907227
He's injured.

>>64907227
Nobody wants to hear the name Nasri

Manchester City era - RIP

What ever happened to Jon Flanagan? Is he still injured? I could see him moving to Newcastle or Swansea.

>>64907264
Did Aguero get injured again?

>>64907111

Charlie Adam to Newcastle desu senpai

>>64907283
No, City are just finished.

>>64907280
he played with the under 21s last week

>>64907280

leicester should have a look at him

if he can stay fit hes better than what they have

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why is/was flanagan so hyped?

Comparing points gained in this seasons fixtures with the same fixtures last season:

Arsenal +4
Aston Villa -10
Watford +4
Chelsea -20
Crystal Palace +6
Everton +6
Bournemouth +2
Leicester +22
Liverpool +2
Man City -4
Man Utd -4
Newcastle -13
Norwich +8
Southampton -11
Stoke +7
Sunderland -9
Swansea -17
Tottenham +3
West Brom +6
West Ham +8

>>64906794

Watch Leon. After watching that film you will be in awe of Gary Oldman.

>>64907340
played for liverpool and got games because their defence was garbage

>>64907340
literally the scouse cafu m8

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>>64907348
>Chelsea -20

>>64907348
Why are the promoted teams listed?

>>64907348
>newcastle -13
PARDEW OUT

>>64904964
Might just be that he doesn't want to put off teams in other countries making him offers. If it's just United, Chelsea and City making him offers he'll make a ton of money but if they have to compete with other leagues (France and Italy, I guess) they might offer more.

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>>64905482
HALAL BTFO

>>64907372
Promoted teams were replaced with the relegated teams

Burnley - Watford
Hull - Bournemouth
QPR - Norwich

I guess it's a way to see how they compare with the relegated teams last season

>>64907304
you wot

Danny Simpson gets some bad stick, but he's been one of the most consistent right backs in the league this season, Fuchs being the most consistent Left Back by far.

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thoughts?

>>64905609
I agree
Arsenal & Leicester have been great to watch
Tottenham & Stoke as well

City are either goat or boring
United are just boring us to death
Everton & Bournemouth are also fun to watch but they cant defend

>>64907428
RIP in piece LVG

>>64907389
>>64907348
surprised watford is so low?

>>64906940
>after dragovic
>signed based huebriel
Wenger rarely goes for transfer hype memes

>>64907428
Sunderland will win

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>>64907348
>Lester +22
>The closest is West Ham +8
wew lads

>>64907428
Spurs 2-0 Sunderland
Bournemouth 1-2 Norwich
Chelsea 1-2 Everton
City 2-1 Palace
Newcastle 1-2 West Ham
Southampton 3-1 West Brom
Villa 0-2 Leicester
Liverpool 2-2 Man Utd
Stoke 2-3 Arsenal
Swansea 0-1 Watford

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>>64907444
They were on +8 at one point but went down a bit since.

>>64907428
3-0
2-2
1-0
2-1
1-3
0-0
0-1
2-2
4-1
1-0

>>64907464
I thought Chelsea were improving but now it looks like they are digging deeper and deeper

>>64906216
reminder you're a spastic potato with no clue about films

>>64907428
Spurs
Bournemouth
Everton
Palace
Newcastle
Draw
Leicester
United
Stoke
Watford

>>64907486
It's because Chelsea won so much last season, there isn't a lot of opportunities to gain ground on the points dropped last season. Plus they'd have to win all the games they won last season too.

>>64907510
its because chelsea are shite

>>64907428
Spurs 3-1 Sunderland
Bournemouth 2-0 Norwich
Chelsea 1-1 Everton
City 3-0 Palace
Newcastle 1-3 West Ham
Southampton 2-2 West Brom
Villa 0-0 Leicester
Liverpool 1-4 Man Utd
Stoke 0-2 Arsenal
Swansea 0-2 Watford

>Report: Chelsea to make bid for Ademola Lookman
I was worried about the lack of news for the loan army.

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>Can't beat a decimated Liverpool team

the city of Arse-Anal

any 69 year old legendary athletes knocking around?

>>64907583
diego costa

>>64907544
>Villa 0-0 Leicester
AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

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since leicester lost to arsenal 5-2 and changed their fullbacks from schlupp and de laet to fuchs and simpson, they have the best defensive record in the league.

>>64907583
falcao
obafemi martins

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>>64907642
Shit defence meme btfo

Also, have the best record over the last 10 games.
Nice 'burst bubble' you've got there media.

>>64906978
I laughed

>>64907544
>Liverpool 1-4 Man Utd

I need you to step back from that edge my friend

>>64905947
Him and Bowie were both 69, strange. Lemmy was only one year off that too.

Not that I'm reading too much into "old man dies at ripe old age" or anything.

>>64907709
They both died of cancer too

>>64907111
Gervinho

>>64907721
Literally no one thought he was ever good.

>>64907728
he was better than hazard at one point

>>64907728
Serie A shitters think he is.

>>64907742
Most of /spuh/was better than hazard at one point this season

>>64907728
Wonga did.

>>64907350
>pulling funny facial expressions and changing tone

Not really amazing acting

>>64907428
2-0
2-1
0-1
1-1
0-2
1-1
0-1
3-1
2-2
1-1

>>64907765
Wonga unironically signed Chamakh

>>64907792
and still got a champions league spot

>>64907792
I didn't say he was correct but Wonga did think he was good.

>>64907428
2-2
2-1
1-1
3-0
1-2
1-2
0-2
2-0
2-0
0-1

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>>64907187
Time for Cissé 2.0

>>64907709
If Lemmy had died 5 days earlier, then all 3 of them would have been 69

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n'doye to sunderlel on loan is official.

>>64906911

Pogba

>>64908115
That's the face of

>I've made a huge mistake, but at least I'm getting paid

>>64907428
3-1
1-1
2-2
1-1
0-2
Pulisball 0-1
0-2
4-5
2-4
0-0

>>64906911
no one there are banned from transfers.

>>64907544
I found the manure fan

The Liverpool United game will be good
It feels like either one of them is going to implode, so I predict 5-0
Probably to Liverpool

Are Leicester the real deal?

>>64908154
not banned until summer, they can still make some cheeky transfers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3399520/Tottenham-talks-Fulham-signing-teenage-forward-Moussa-Dembele.html

>Spurs Double-Dembele-Trouble soon

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>>64908513
Quite clearly they are

>>64908594
Based

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>got a new chairman
>He's a Man City fan with fuck all football experience

Just as soon as we actually won a game....

>>64908513
Best team never to win the league or the fa cup

>>64908594
>Move for Dembele means Saido Berahino transfer is further in doubt
No one wants him, not even West Brom.

>>64908513
True meme team innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbPStBTouKs

>>64907428
3-0
1-0
1-2
2-4
0-1
0-2
3-2
0-0
1-2

>>64908626
Good. Berahino is a cunt and would be the next adebayor: a cancer in the dressing room

>>64908657

He's too beta to be a dressing room cancer, he'd just get bullied by everyone and cry a lot.

>>64908734
>I s-should have stayed with uncle Tony

>>64908594
Reminds me of that Jewish team that has two players named Tal Ben Heim

>>64908594
Can't wait for the two dembele one-two goal commentary clips

>>64908513
last time a team like leicester 15/16 overperformed, they got relegated the next season

>>64908998
>implying the FA will allow the Champions League winners to get relegated