HOLY FUCK MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>LOSING TO THE CUBS IN A PLAYOFF SERIES
>LOSING YOUR NFL TEAM TO THE CITY THAT YOU TOOK THEM FROM
>ONLY OTHER MAJOR SPORT FRANCHISE IS A FUCKING JOKE
JESUS CHRIST SHIT LOUIS, HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET? I HONESTLY FEEL BAD WRITING THIS POST
NO I DONT
>STAN MUSIAL AND OSCAR TAVERES BURNING IN HELL LIKE THE STREETS OF SHIT LOUIS BURN DOWN VIA CHIMP OUTS AND METH FIRES ON A NIGHTLY BASIS
>GETTING CAUGHT SPYING ON THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS OF A GLORIFIED TRIPLE A TEAM
>THE RAMS PACKING THEIR BAGS AND GETTING THE FUCK OUT WHILE THEY STILL CAN
>BASED KRONKE TRASHING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CITY ON HIS WAY OUT
MY FUCKING SIDES
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS
Sure, St. Louis is a revolving door, but at least teams want to come here. When was the last time that someone even wanted to take a vacation to Cincinnasty? Shit, even the MLS preferred Columbus to your wanna-be river town.
Fucking Louisville got a pro soccer team before you guys. Stay at the bottom of the news pile, where the only thing worth talking about is how old your baseball team is.
In the last 25 years, Cincinnati's only two sports teams have won the least amount of playoff games than any other team in their respective league.
>Bengals - 0
>Reds - 5
You can't make this shit up, folks.
didn't the reds finish like last in the league last year? and didn't cincinnati's NFL team just lose in one of the most embarrassing ways possible? i'm not too familiar with either sport, so i'm asking to make sure
Damn and to think my city only has an old NFL franchise, old MLB franchise, excellent NHL team, and one of the first MLS teams, and and old NBA franchise, and to think I only go to a few games a year between the 5 of them. Oh yeah and and really great NCAA mens and womens basketball team, and the city and area in general are on the rise. Our last major chimpout was in 1972
>not having any team at all is bad
Not for the economy. ESPECIALLY not if you're paying for stadiums. Football in your city enriches the league, not you.
>tfw we can upgrade the sewer system now and survive the floods to come while LA sinks beneath the rising seas
Yeah, St. Louis never actually had a problem with meth. That's other parts of the state. St. Louis gets onto those "most whatever cities in the US" list because it's an independent city and doesn't factor in county populations (which are generally less crime, drug, whatever-addled) and can't count on that to dilute their figures.
Even when talking about the metro areas, Cinci doesn't have room to talk. Over the last 3 days I've seen Bengals fans attack the Steelers fanbase (located in Western PA and parts of WV) as being inbred hicks as well as attacking the St. Louis Cardinal's fan area (Missouri plus downstate IL) as being meth heads. It seems as if Bengals fans are completely unaware that most of their team's fans come from the even more hick laden areas of Southern Ohio, Kentucky, and Southern Indiana.
Any Meth head from Shit louis that follows baseball and football deserves this.
>mfw a Reds fan saw the cardinals win as many World Series rings as his beloved >resd won single playoff games in his lifetime near me
How many have the St. Louis Rams one?
Here's a hint, it's zero, since all the team history is moving to LA with them Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>his team didn't make the playoffs this year
>his teams owner is a degenerate drug addict psychopath
>his teams coach is only around still because of having cancer
>his teams GM doesn't understand the concept of building an offensive line to protect the franchise QB
>Luck will die on the field in the next 5 seasons
Based Cincy - will never forget our co-world series championship.
>tfw the Patriots basically cucked them outta town
Stop taking credit for our World Series wins you flyover inbreds, we don't give a shit about your petty fights over which shit Midwest city has more pieces of driftwood to sleep under
Wait a minute, wasn't this thread made by a Cincy fan? When's the last time they ever won anything? It's been like 25 years, hasn't it?
Did they win a boreball championship or something recently? I don't really follow that sport so I wouldn't know.
How are the Bengals doing anyway? I bet Marvin Lewis finally cobbled together a playoff win with that great roster of his, right?
>tfw Pete Rose will never, ever get in the hall of fame
>Cincinnati teams are so shit these days that they have to constantly whine about how a player from decades ago deliberately broke the rules and therefore isn't allowed to be in the HOF
Bungles haven't won a playoff game since 1990. We've literally had a team arrive, win an owl, and leave during that time.
Not really helping your case. Enjoy rallying behind your mediocre teams.