>have your local team move away because there's an open stadium in a bigger media market
You're only looking at it from the loser's perspective. Try the winner's.
>cuck an inferior city out of a team in the ultimate display of dominance
Non-Americans will NEVER know the triumphant feel of destroying another city's fans in the ultimate way, not just on the field
This. There are sizeable fanbases for teams like the Browns or Eagles or reds or Phillies. There's pretty much zero fans of EPL teams beyond ManU, ManCity, Arsenal, Chelsea, and Liverpool.
I'm not an LA fan you twat, LA isn't the only city that's ever cucked someone else.
Don't you ever fucking reply to me if you're going to insinuate I'm from that shithole called California.
>lose your team because your owner's a jew
>get it back due to incessant whining and complaining
>inherit a dumpster fire
>'it will take 5 years to turn it around'
>proud mary keep on burning
what a time to be alive
It really fucking sucks. Teams can move where ever and whenever no matter how long they have been in a city and the owners just have to demand a publicly funded 3 billion dollar arena then say "oh, the local fans didn't care enough" and guess what? EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE THEM.
Being a fan of an american sports team is a huge fucking risk
>living in a state where your water usage is mandated by the government and you can't use the words he/his or she/her without being verbally assaulted
lol California is a laughing stock
>california is a uniform entity
dude you need to hear some high school stories from the surfer/skater dudes... you don't understand the amount of hardcore socal dudes with shit loads of guns
with that being said, LA and SF are 100% liberal cancer
t. grew up on east coast and live here now
>get shot then raped then double raped by the owner of your handegg team who forces the team to relocate leaving you depressed so you walk to the stadium and you realize that since you live in America, the neighborhood around a stadium is almost always shit and nigger infested so you get shot raped and mugged while crying in your old stadium about your team loss, the same stadium which will be remodeled so that strong independent Caitlin Jenner can start >her new singing career with a concert there
I'm from LA and here is how I reacted to cucking St. Louis Missouri
I first noticed I was tingling down there , the more the press conference was continuing I felt my penis throb harder and harder . When the STL reporter asked Stan to explain why he moved now despite the task force investigation still ongoing and to not bring up any bs about asking someone else to answer that I knew I wasn't able to contain it anymore . I immediately left to the restroom, my penis was at its limit and as was I , with two hands and my mind I imagined some poor but hot formerly known as STL Rams now LA Rams fan crying on her knees while I am on my knees with every jerking motion comes another image of a fan girl crawling to my superior LA dick using their tears as lubrication. The images became clearer and at this moment I was imaging myself with a STLfangirl on top of the bed , she tells me that her husband will be out for the entire night so I wasted no time and penetrated her in all 5(secretly 6) holes women have and devised a plan to cuck the husband for generations by planting my seeds all over her womb while I don't pay a single dime .
As the conference ended I came to my senses and realized the Rams fucking suck.
>Be St. Louis.
>Build tax payer funded stadium to lure NFL team to the city.
>Offer to build another stadium 20 years later in attempt to keep team.
Is St. Louis retarded? Is all that meth finally taking it's toll?
You forgot the next few steps
>confusion arises as surrounding people become unsure of who the initial attacker is, and who's just defending themselves
>both of you get shot for good measure
If you told a Wimbledon fan in 2002 that he should just go on and support MK Dons because most of the players are staying there, you'd get your jaw broken.
>nobody watches Super 15
>teams can't move anywhere because nobody wants them
>League goes bankrupt
>Lose team due to match fixing scandal
>Lose 110-2 vs a PSG squad with a 500m Euro salary total
>Can't see shit when I watch local team as I have no head
would relegation solve this? that way instead of smaller markets losing their team it would just be relegated.
it probably wouldnt, because of this weird and retarded obsession with building newer and more modern stadiums constantly, and cities having to keep pace in a stadium arms race to remain a pro city.
And also because American fans are usually more fairweather than Yuros and likely will jump ship as soon as relegation happens.
Would be fun to have 2 or 3 NFL tiers though, that way every state could have a pro team so college faggotry can finally die out, a loan system could also be established to get young but unready players game practice in lower tiers.
None of the major sports leagues will do it though, especially the NBA and NFL. They like how the college level serves as a minor league for them. The owners also like how they can make millions even if they put out a shit product. I personally would love to see teams like the 76ers relegated to the D-League, but it's never going to happen because the leagues don't want to face lawsuits from owners.
>"Hey guys, St. Louis isn't panning out."
>"Yeah, let's move to LA! Never mind the fact they've had multiple shots at holding down an NFL franchise and failed every time!"
I don't understand why they think it's gonna be better this time
I think you mean, they didn't cave into owners demands, and builds stadiums with public money. We're so stupid in America that we let these teams screw over cities just so they can have a pro team. Owners take all the profits and the cities take all the costs of maintaining and upgrading the stadiums for the owners.
If the fans weren't fairweather then moving wouldn't work. Where will this new team get fans from? Any locals who like the sport will already have teams they support, are they just going to change their allegiance just cause someone have them a team from elsewhere?
>I've loyally supported this team for 20 years!
>oh, there's a new team? Well fuck that old one, I'm a new team fan now!
>be american from LA
>hear news kroenke is moving to your neighborhood
>drive your 750lbs lard ass in your fatty scooter to wal-mart
>buy rams merchandise worth 800$ plus tax and 10 gallons of diet coke for the ride to the new stadium
>can't enter stadium because too fat for entry doors
>cardiovascular system collapses
>sue LA rams
>rams move back to st louis as a result
the other teams have zero fan support. people not from Porto or near Sporting's stadium all are Benfica fans despite them sucking in European competitions for the past 50 years anf Porto winning Champions Leagues and UEfa Cup and Europa leagues. Portugal is bandwagon the country.
this is also not shopped like the /int/ memes
>have local team move
>because the players were all eaten by dingos
> the players were all eaten by dingos
>all eaten by dingos
>eaten by dingos
>mfw americans don't have clubs but "franchises" as if they were burger kings
>mfw american "franchises" can change city without repercussion
no but really, why is that allowed, people would literally die left and right if that happened here
1. Costs $500 million just to begin the process
2. Owners also have TV rights, so convincing them to give up turf around a neighboring city is tough
3. Most importantly, the talent level isn't there as it is, unless we're all OK with watching an even more watered down product with god knows who at QB
You have to keep in mind that not every team can just up an move like this. There are some teams that the league would never let move because they are seen as Iconic teams. For instance the Bears and Packers would never be allowed to move
>Tfw my team will never move because the owners have deep historic ties to the city.
>tfw no one in the NFC North will ever move
Literally the perfect division
>300 mln people, 32 professional teams
England, Spain, Italy or Germany
>50-70 mln people, around 100 professional teams each
in Italy for example 4 Serie A teams (Empoli, Carpi, Sassuolo and Frosinone) are located in towns that add up to a grand total of circa 200.000 inhabitants
a city of this size would never get a single team in any american league
If you want to avoid potential heartbreak, become a fan of the NFC North. That division will never change
FUCK, they filtered FAMSS plural too?
>god knows who at QB
Sounds like you need Tebow
>teams only stay because they're propped up by dune coon oil barons
fuck off bandwagoner. Americans are such pathetic sports fans. Not to mention their ignorance of the sports they supposedly follow.
>my team isn't winning, guess I don't support them anymore
fuck this. I'm filtering all Americans on /sp/
>my team isn't winning, guess I don't support them anymore
Only west coast cities do that. The fact that the Browns are able to sell season tickets still shows that even the worst teams still have loyal fanbases
If the NFL had that many teams the talent level and level of play would be just as bad as college football. It would be completely pointless for the nfl to exist.
92 teams with 25 players a piece only needs 2300 players
For 130 football teams you'd need nearly 7000
There's like 9 good quarterbacks
If you want that non-parity shit college's got that
>new tab -> NFL.com
>fucking chicanos bandwagoning LA carneros ese
kek this shit was ruined so fast
To be fair, the impoverished, slatternly hamlet of Saint Lewis in no way has any right possess any professional sports team whatsoever.
Thus this is but nature taking its proper course.