/bundes/

Do you think Tuchel plays Malcom in the Middle feld?

>>64861703
I think they bought him as a winger, but if he's capable of playing as a 8/10, why not? Maybe the brazilian Dortmund fan knows more about him.

>>64861703
I see what u did there krautbro

>>64861703
>inb4 a series of yes, no and maybe replies

First time watching the Bundesliga this season why are Lewandowski and Obama ignored for the Ballon d'Or is it normal for the Bundesliga to be ignored or do players win it often

good morning /bundes/

>>64861871
because neither lewandowski or obama won the champions league

also ballon d'or doesnt really mean shit, it was made to just market the sport to you muricans

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>Bayer 04-Stürmer Chicharito (27) hat sich im Trainingslager der Leverkusener in Florida ungewiss im Hinblick auf seine Zukunft geäußert: „Ich weiss nicht, ob ich auch in der nächsten Saison bei Bayer spielen werde“, erklärte der Mexikaner am Montag.
>Bereits gegen Ende der Hinrunde war der Mexikaner nicht zuletzt aufgrund seiner überzeugenden Leistungen mit europäischen Top-Klubs wie dem FC Arsenal in Verbindung gebracht worden - obwohl sein Vertrag in Leverkusen bis Juni 2018 datiert ist, erklärte Chicharito gegenüber den anwesenden Journalisten in Florida: „Man kann nie wissen, was passiert. Schauen Sie auf meine letzten drei Jahre, in denen ich für Real Madrid, Manchester United und jetzt Leverkusen gespielt habe. In diesem Sport spielt es keine Rolle, ob Du einen Vertrag über zehn Jahre unterschreibst oder zehn mal um ein Jahr verlängerst. In sechs Monaten kann alles wieder anders sein, oder Du spielst zehn Jahre bei dem Klub.“

Pillendreher on suicide watch.

Any friendlies on today?

>>64862861
BPL

>>64862861
Dortmund v Eintracht Frankfurt at 16:30 (Sport1)

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>>64862904
>BPL

>>64862961
>not shitposting in the match threads
I don't even watch the matches

>"secret buyout clause"

as in paying so fucking much that Schalke can't resist?

>>64861703
yes, no, maybe

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post yfw Bayern gets taken hostage in Doha and is sold to the IS.

gotze to chelsea when

needs more anime or we'll get autosaged

>>64863094
>yfw they travel back to Germany in order to live in a refugee hostel

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>have to submit my master's thesis tomorrow
>havent even started

>>64863094
>it isn't reported because it might incite racism

>>64863316
?

>Boateng didn't even make it to the top10 in the FIFA team

what the fuck

everyone gets dribbled by Messi

yet Lahm somehow made it in

and Pique
and Alves on #2
and Luiz
and Ramos on#1
and Mascherano

Not even going to greentext the Midfielders

what the fuck

that makes me so mad

every fucking year

and I still get mad
how is Toure#5

>>64863333
did you really not understand that?

>Nice quads

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>>64863385
>caring about FIFA rankings
m8...

>>64863406
see>>64863399
>that makes me so mad

>every fucking year

>and I still get mad

Don't know why

>>64863402
Well I think I understood it but it still makes no sense saying this on 4chan.

>>64863094
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451357027296.webm

I hope Leroy Sane joins Dortmund this summer...

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>>64863588
Imagine the drama

Execute all Germans.

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beautiful weather today

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>>64861455

>>64863940
Snow is coming on Thursday/Friday here.

>>64863940
is it still -31*C?

>>64863953
no

>>64863588
lelsenkirchen would have their own suicide bombers after that

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>>64864092
>civil war in the Ruhrpott
can't wait

no injuries pls in a friendly match

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>>64863953
no its -6 atm and its very lovely desu, only minor flaw is that you cant see for shit

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i need bundes already

BVB: Bürki, Passlack, Hummels, Subotic, Piszczek, Ginter, Gündogan, Leitner, Reus, Aubameyang, Mkhitayran

Eintracht: The #Eintracht team and coaches have arrived at Al-Shabab stadium for the friendly v @BVB. (3 mins ago)

Will the new Mexican guy be playing for Eintracht?

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found the frankfurt lineup
Marco Fabian starts

>>64864648
are you a detective

>>64864655
hashtags

>>64864648
Thanks

My printer is broken

same

I'm hungry

Execute all Germans.

>>64864832
bundes is a free bully zone, stop messing with the nazis

typical new zeland

>calling us nazi

filtered

My wife is a soccer coach and we've watched a few matches on tv (women's soccer obviously). I want to watch good games in a country that I enjoy like Germany. I have a jailbroken fire stick so I can watch any live game whenever.

Where do I start? Who do I choose as "my team/club?" I love defensive squads and great goalkeeping.

>Dumbmels

>>64864897
hello??

>>64863940
do you like Hradecky?

>>64863940
It looks like my desktop circa 2012

>>64864897
darmstadt is the only really defensive team in the league
maybe you would have liked last seasons cologne

>>64861974
morning

>>64862854
I've never been so sure of a player ending his career at a club as I have been in the case of Javier Hernandez and Leverkusen

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Reading An Investigation of the Laws of Thought by George Boole, while drinking coffee and watching Dortmund

>das Finale in Warschau

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>>64865018
>not reading some poorly written light novel with shitty translation instead

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>>64863406

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>>64865046
I have most of the Index LNs on my kindle. I must remember to charge it.

>>64864655
hehe

denmark? did you get banned again?

>>64865077
MILKSHAKE DETECTIVES

>>64865083
i'm here

>>64865083
She has to work sometimes

>>64865091
not this late tho

>>64865106
Perhaps on a snus shopping trip?

I hope Denmark died

it wouldn't be a good thing in general
but it would be a good thing for /bundes/

some generals are good
bundes is a general
bundes is ?

>>64865229
what

why dive in a friendly

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>>64865402
Practice. Not that I agree with it.

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>>64865186
.... comfy during winterbreaks

>>64865592
Schinjeyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Frankprut

lel, ramos hasn't scored like that since he left hertha

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>>64865623
With hindsight he should have stayed there

>>64865621
What could Chen be asking in that pose and dress?

>>64865435
uhm, there's a ghost in your gif

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>>64865711
Spooky

>Nach Informationen von Gianluca Di Marzio steht Ciro Immobile vor einer Rückkehr zum FC Turin. Demnach leihen die Italiener den Stürmer des FC Sevilla für die Gebühr von 1 Mio. Euro aus und besitzen im Zuge dessen eine 8-Mio.-Euro-Kaufoption.

Poor Immobile. No one wants to be his friend.

>>64865749
Maybe his old friends will invite him round for pasta.

>>64865760
Finally he can eat lunch at normal hours (11pm).

How did Passlack do lads?

>>64865815
Alright. He played at LB and didn't really have much to defend. Looked pretty good whenever he got forwards.

Pulisic has been impressive.

>>64865694
4u :3

>>64865825
please tell me more about them

good night

>>64865690
he would be losing right now

>>64866022
night

>>64866022
night

>>64866021
Not much you can say about a LB that didn't have much defending to do. He had an important tackle in the box at one point though. Played a couple of good one twos with Reus down the left.

Pulisic linked up well with Ramos, there were a few scenes where one headed a ball into the run of the other. And of course got an assist by capitalising on Hradecky's fuckup. What I found good was how he got back to help defend after a Ramos header didn't quite find him and Frankfurt regained possession.

>le swiss dirtmund bandwagoner
kill urself

>>64866022
goodnight mr double bubs

>>64866022
sleep tight, pupper

any football news? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>64866507
pep said bayern is not ready to win the cl

>bauern

>>64865760
>>64865136
How does a country die?

>>64866733
shut the fuck up, fatty

https://twitter.com/borussia/status/686939866920267776

are we banter

what's the fucking point of the winter break if all teams are playing friendlies against other bundes clubs?

i'm really mad right now

>>64866869
because they can play against other bundesliga clubs in front of some middle-eastern bandwagoners

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why do you do it /bundes/?

why do germans have that inexplicable need to humiliate themselves every once in a while?

>>64867009
only bayern has those

>>64867079
didnt dortmund just play a friendly against frankfurt in dubai

>>64867307
and the good people of dubai didn't care for either of them

New v Man?

>>64867545
no

>supporting anything but your hometown
disgusting desu

>>64867869

>not being a bandwagoner

>>64867902
Gosh that was soooo stupid!

>>64861455
I will watch the starting game Bayern VS HSV in the Volkspark Arena. Got my tickets today.

So fuckin hyped ... sad news, we lost against a team from the third bundesliga.

Night

>>64868041
see
>>64866088

>>64868098
Why aren't they using the bed next to them?

>>64868237
because that's where I sleep

>>64868307
Outsider

>>64868098
Why isn't green pillow blue

>>64868347
I'm there as a watchdog so no boys sneak in

>>64868364
Are you an older sister?

>>64868098
I want to fuck Sharo.

r u guise srs? creepy

>>64868379
ya

>guise

>>64868495


>>64868569

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>browsing the futaba football board
>yfw there are 3 (three) Felix Magath threads on the front page
>also one >Moyes thread

>>64861455

whenever I google transfer rumors online for dortmund I never find articles of players they are trying to pick up. Its always about players rumored to leave

>>64869003
Here, you should understand those without speaking German:
http://www.transfermarkt.de/geruchtekuche/detail/forum/154

>>64869095
literally clickbait the online community

>>64869095

cool thanks

>>64869125
I knew someone would bash me for posting it.

>>64869250

>>64869250

>you will never be this scary when angry

>>64869619


>>64869408
feels bad

>>64869408
get a gun

>>64870068
>>64870116

bye

>>64870257
I hope you mean knight


>>64870272

>>64870257

adios