andy reid had a heart attack and he names you as his successor, /sp/. how are you gonna beat the patriots?
>take balls to locker room between plays
>adjust air pressure
>run back onto the field
Fight Air with Air!
leave animal carcuses in their locker room
and clog their shitters
am i cool yet?
Have Giselle text pics of her sucking black cocks to Brady during the game
>not go for every 4th down
>not go for every extra point
>not rocket catch
>not glitch the o-line with 4-3 middle line backer blitz
>not QB walk glitch
>not using backup QB who is 60 overall but has over 80 speed
>not talking nonsensical shit the whole game with a staticky microphone
Step it up
run triple offense that averages 3.4 yards per carry with no offensive penalties so that the clocks runs out
80 yard drives take over 16 minutes of gametime
Hope defense gets a stop
Rinse and Repeat 3 more times
Not spamming PA End Around each play
Not running hurry up after each play
Not subbing in an OL to play TE and a TE to play WR for endless pancake blocks during each quick toss.
Not using lag to your advantage
Shout memes into Smeth's helmet all game long and let him win on meme magic.
Could probably rest Eric berry too since that pats offense is so toothless. Here's the plan I put in.
>run up the middle half the time
>Travis Kelce seam routes
Guaranteed 35 points just doing this
Defense (without Edelman):
>4 man rush every time (guaranteed 5+ sacks against that o line)
>triple team gronk
>leave LaDrop open since him on the field is basically playing with 10 people on offense
>use remaining defenders in zone since no one else on the team can catch
Defense (with Edelman)
>same rushing strategy as before
>double team gronk
>double team edeljew
>no one else can catch
>zone everywhere else
Pic related play calling will take of the rest.
>lafell is basically like having 10 players on the field
A white chick they could impregnate with their big thick black dicks
I only wish I could surrender my sister to these big bulls and be able to watch