PIT:Steelers 'optimistic' about Big Ben's status
WAS:Jordan Reed finishes with a bang: 9-120-1
PHI:Eagles RB Mathews underwent groin surgery
GB:Packers advance with 35-18 Wild Card win
GB:Packers WR Adams leaves with knee injury
SEA:Carroll on Marshawn's status: 'I don't know'
MIN:Peterson commits critical late fumble in loss
SEA:Laces out: Seahawks get miracle playoff win
BUF:Bills announce extension for GM Doug Whaley
WAS:Matt Jones officially inactive for Wild Card
CIN:Report: Bengals have 'no plans' to fire Lewis
KC:Maclin avoids ACL, but has high-ankle sprain
how can you not feel bad for this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp6k9ITSUdk
first for /piss/
top 10 for god himself wants the seahawks to win the owl
How do I make this look more like Based Carr Having trouble with this one...
>>64832255
honestly possible
>>64832255
>those numbers
A CHALLENGER APPEARS. HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS KANSAS CITY
>>64832248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqsFgVpk1e4
Sneak's Official Post Wild Card NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers
2. Chiefs
3. Cardinals (+1)
4. Seahawks (-1)
5. Broncos
6. Patriots
7. Steelers (+3)
8. Bengals (-1)
9. Vikings (-1)
10. Packers (+7)
11. Redskins (-2)
12. Texans (-1)
13. Bills (-1)
14. Jets (-1)
15. Colts (-1)
16. Lions (-1)
17. Saints (-1)
18. Falcons
19. Raiders
20. Rams
21. Eagles
22. Bears (+1)
23. Giants (-1)
24. Dolphins
25. Bucs
27. Ravens (+1)
26. 49ers (-1)
28. Jaguars
29. Cowboys (+1)
30. Chargers (-1)
31. Browns
32. Titans
Chiefs
>>64832240
it's not his fault. Vikings kickers are cursed
>>64832248
>>64832283
>>64832292
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p0chD8U8fA
/be/lieve
>>64832303
you realize gronk and edeljew would literally and figuratively eat the steelers secondary.
>>64832329
fuck off desu
>no plans to fire lewis
pfffffffffftttt
>>64832255
>people thought the cold would stop us
We're just getting started! No one can stop us
>>64832329
>pushing this unwanted broship
>yfw this sly motherfucker picks off smeth and gives New England the win
>>64832329
>/be/lieve
in what...
>>64832362
why would you fire a good head coach? who will take over, joe philbin? chip kelly? they should cut burfict and pacman jones instead.
>>64832399
He's the longest tenured coach now that Coughlin is gone, and he's got the longest playoff loss streak in NFL history.
>>64832425
Vikings fans are all about the child abuse.
>>64832382
bastard wouldn't sign my ball at training camp even though he was right in front of me, doing autographs. hope they lose; chiefs probably have the best afc chance at it
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL wont win the owl this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
The Chiefs superbowl drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it!
I understand that there are a bunch of you guys who are pretty negative about the Jets but they would have been way more exciting to watch than the Texans or Steelers. When Fitzpatrick is into the game he gets that crazy look in his eyes, Marshall and Decker are a great WR duo, and the defense is great.
Was a let down that they didn't make the playoffs.I don't think they would've made the owl but they would have made some noise. I don't think they would've made the owl
>>64832312
>Bengals and Vikings rated higher than the Packers even though they're out
Thank You Based Carr, through prayer we can quell the violence and urination on the innocent.
>>64832425
>longest tenured coach now
but that's wrong
>>64832450
>texans
duh
>steelers
maybe
next time they should probably beat rex ryan when it's a win-and-in scenario then hm
Welp, relocation meeting this week.
I fear for the outcome.
>>64832332
Didn't edelman break his foot? How much of an impact can he make in such a short time since his injury?
>>64832376
>No one can stop us
Stairs and a fence can
Paxton Lynch aka White (non meme) Cam Newton WILL be a Philadelphia Eagle
Paxton Lynch WILL be OROTY
Paxton Lynch WILL Lynch ever nigger out there
Paxton Lynch WILL set a deep ball record to Riley Cooper
Paxton Lynch WILL bring 6 owls to Philly (in a row)
Paxton Lynch WILL go down as the goat qb
Paxton Lynch WILL die on the field from a butthurt enfuled dirty hit by one of many thug players contracted by the cowboys who WILL then defend this dindu behavior and be relegated to the CFL (or more fittingly the LFL) because of it
(Tiki's wife's son approves of this post)
>>64832441
that's a pretty stupid reason to hope a team losses but you're right. If there's a team that can stop New England, it's Kansas City.
>>64832376
So you just hibernated intill the playoffs!?
Typical bandwagon
Probably didn't know your team was in untill reading the news today
>>64832464
TYBC
Does anyone else find it a little uncanny with how good Christian QBs do? Look at when Tebow destroyed the Steelers, or how Russell Wilson dominates the NFL year in and out.
>>64832231
Nth for based steeler
>>64832523
still my favorite clip of the year
>>64832486
It hasn't been a short time since his injury, He's been out for several weeks and he started practicing again like three weeks ago
>>64832450
this desu coming from none other than steel manufacturing
>>64832523
Do you have the based endzone dance from a couple weeks ago
>Tfw special teams literally cost us 3 (THREE) games in the reg season
>tfw all those problems are fixed with Edelman coming back
>>64832523
Lmfao context? That is a based celebration
>>64832462
>implying the packers didnt just luck up and get an NFCE team in the first round instead of actual super bowl contenders like everybody else except KC
They won't make it past the tardinals
>>64832523
>still too lazy to make a wemb or gif of that William gay dance last night
shit was cash, shame his td return didnt count
>>64832443
Packers fan here. Chiefs or Cards to win it.
Who /waitingfordraftday/?
>my face when "people" actually think the team with a top 5 offense and a top 10 defense in the NFL won't repeat as Superbowl champs this season
>Tom Brady (objectively and statistically a top 1 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jonas Gray (best young RB in the game who will be 100% awake and punctual, he will put up 500+YDs/5+TDs/5.0+YPC, against the colts alone)
>Rob Gronkowski (a top 1 TE and going into this season will be fully ready to be elite again 1600+YDs/16+TDs)
>Aaron Dobson(literally a Randy Moss-clone)
>Julian Edelman (top 10 WR, 1300+YDs/8+TDs)
>Brandon Lafell (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Jamie Collins/Donta Hightower (two of the fastest and most explosive LBs in football)
>Bryan Stork (best young blocking Center in NFL)
>Best Front 7 in the NFL
>Top 3 LB corp in the NFL
>Top 5 Defense in the AFC
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Patriots aren't Repeating this season
The Patriots Superbowl repeat drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap It
>>64832524
Srs question
Why did toxins fans think they were going anywhere? They btfo the jags and titans. Are they retarded or delusional?
>>64832523
>Stillers win owl
>entire team and coaching staff does this
>fans storm field doing it
>mfw
>>64832619
worth it
>>64832256
Don't be so shit at drawing.
>>64832568
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000599984/Steelers-William-Gay-gets-a-pick-six-on-Bengals-AJ-McCarron
>>64832619
>>64832425
better than having a coaching carousel like miami and cleveland
>>64832443
i wouldnt feel bad if the chiefs beat the pats next week as long as the chiefs win the superbowl and smeth gets the ring he deserves
>your team
>favorite player on your team
>record prediction for next year
>player you hope to snag in free agency in the offseason
>your draftfu
>owl matchup prediction
>football position you played in high school/number you wore
>Browns
>Based Gar Bear
>I don't know but it shouldn't be as bad as this year...r-right guys?
>I have no fucking clue at this point
>Jared Goff or Paxton Lynch
>Pats/Panthers or Broncos/Cards
>#16, wide receiver
>>64832256
it's the lips, carr is always smiling in pictures
>>64832660
>deserves
lol
i wouldn't mind maclin getting one though
>>64832303
>stoolers
Stop reading NFL.com,they don't believe in the steelers,they just want normies like you to get in the bandwagon
Who /oddlyoptimistic/ here?
>>64832499
Oh I hate them because I live in New England and their fans are insufferable. I was just commenting on him personally; the autograph ball was for a gift too, not even for selfish reasons ;_;
chiefs defense has been great, edelman, amendola, and brady potentially are not 100%, and I think that the running game has not been what it was with Lewis. should be a good game though
>>64832450
Would they have made the owl though?
>>64832684
I fear none of these AFC teams.
>>64832471
He said coach not con man
>>64832663
Pats
Tom Brady
13-3 desu
Does Josh Gordon count?
Any OL that isn't shit
Pats-Cards
DE #99
>>64832660
>smeth gets the ring he deserves
maybe he should of won it as a 49er if he really deserved it
>>64832520
That is because they have our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on their side.
>>64832564
good thing they aren't playing bungles; burfict would "accidentally" step on edelman's foot and then purposefully rip brady's helmet off and beat him with it. would be cool to see gronk out chimp him though
NFC > AFC
This is indisputable FACT
>>64832663
Colts
T.Y. Hilton
12-4
Literally anyone please god
im serious anyone
RB 26
>>64832663
>burrs
>martellus bennett
>mitchell schwartz [i think his contract is up, no?]
>idfk yet, maybe that ilb from notre dame?
>chiefs cards
>lel
>>64832728
it was kyle williams' fault not smeths
>>64832712
that con man has achieved more in a season than that negro has in his entire career as a coach.
I think most Bengals fans would rather have Billy the cheat as a coach than Affirmative Action Alan
>>64832728
>giving that shit-tier organization another ring
nah, he did the world a service by moving on
>>64832611
Every AFC SHIT winner thinks they're hot tomales in the playoffs then get their ass whipped by a non relegated team. When will these retards learn the AFC South is a meme division for fake teams built to make Peyton Manning and the NFL money? He got put into a division with 3 relocated or new teams and they're not even in the South because he was about to get his career wasted by being in the Patriots division. NFL going after that sweet Peyton fan favorite cash.
>post yfw brady wins a fifth ring and jewdell has to hand him the lombardi on live television
>>64832704
Neither do I, but it's odd. Playoffs are just a whole other thing, so anything can happen, like what we've seen in these two days. But still, optimistic af
>>64832256
better
>>64832663
eags
C O X
8-8
i just wanna keep our FAs really
lynch/goff or scoob
pats/hawks or pats/cards
#2 K/P
>>64832760
i agree
>another week of memehawks cocksucking
Fucking Christ these faggots are worse than Golden State
>>64832492
>Paxton Lynch WILL be OROTY
Paxton Lynch shouldn't be OROTY as he shouldn't be rushed onto the field.
>>64832663
>Rams
>Aaron Donald
>7-9
>Any Qb
>Goff
>Patriots Cowgirls
>Gay
>>64832704
Same here. Even this Patriots team is weak as hell compared to last season.
NFC will win the owl this season
>>64832684
With how godawful every other team has looked thus far, we really could back into another Owl at this point
>>64832787
>>64832787
i hate conspiracy theories but this seems very plausible. The dolphins would've made more sense but NFL probably wanted to force muh pats rivalry and keep pey pey safe
>>64832663
>Raiders
>pic related
>11-5
>Sean Weatherspoon
>Jalen Ramsay
>OLB/Guard (63) OLB (52 in College)
What can draftheads tell me about Dak Prescott? Would he be a good second round pick?
Rodgers to Jordy will go down as one of the greatest duos of this decade
2010
582 yards on 45 receptions for 2 touchdowns. led sb45 in yards with 140 and a touchdown
2011
1,263 yards (9th) on 68 receptions (29th) for a 18.6 AVG (2nd for 1000+ yard receivers) and 15 touchdowns (3rd). led packer receivers in Rodgers 1st MVP season
2012 (16 game season extrapolated based on his 12 games)
993 yards (21st) on 65 receptions (T32) for a 15.2 AVG (8th for 900+ receivers) and 9 touchdowns (T11)
2013 (extrapolated based on the 8 games he played with Rodger)
1620 yards (2nd, 1314 irl for 10th) on 98 receptions (T8th, 85 irl T14th) for a 16.5 AVG (4th for 1000+ receivers, 15.5 irl for 9th) for 14 touchdowns (T2nd, 8 irl T16th)
2014
1,519 yards (4th) on 98 receptions (7th) for a 15.5 AVG (T5th for 1000+ receivers) and 13 touchdowns (T2nd). once again led receivers in Rodgers 2nd MVP season.
2015
out with ACL, packers offense hits unprecedented low in the Rodgers era.
>>64832842
you still have to WIN the owl remember. Panthers and Cardinals are better than the Patriots in every way
>>64832303
Chiefs won do
1. Bengals-Steelers
2. Vikings-Seahawks
3. Redskins-Packers
4. Texans-Chiefs
>>64832762
Colts fans need to leave
>>64832787
>>64832791
The pats will get refballed out of the chiefs game. Let's be honest here. Jewdell will never let them get anywhere near the super bowl
>>64832787
>Peyton's last season in the AFC East was the same season Brady took over for Bledsoe
Pottery
>>64832855
Yes.
He may be the best QB in the class but everyone is afraid he isn't just a good QB, but a GOAT like Tebow and Cam. With a better arm of course.
>>64832846
Patriots and Colts both left with barren wasteland divisions instead of playing 3 times a year and making the East a bloodbath. Peyton and Tom can go on to play in the AFC championship damn near every year with cakewalk 1 and 2 seeds every single fucking time. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>64832663
>your team
Seahawks
>favorite player on your team
Bobby Wagner
>record prediction for next year
12-4
>player you hope to snag in free agency in the offseason
>Implying
>your draftfu
Whoever will make our shitty O-line better, preferably not a D-line convert like they like to draft
>owl matchup prediction
Steelers vs Seahawks
>football position you played in high school/number you wore
TE & DT, #40
>>64832663
Steelers
Joey Porter
13-3
Weddle
Any solid cb
Steelers/Packers
QB/TE #8
>Not playing multiple positions
>>64832663
>Bucs
>Kenny Bell
>6-10
>Probably a good DB like Amukamara
>This season, it's Jaylon Smith from Notre Dame, we know each other fairly well since I went to Northrop and we played against his team Bishop Luers all the time. It was sort of a good sportsmanship kind of thing.
>Pats/Cards
>Kicker and/or Punter #19
>>64832879
Will he still be there by Pick #36?
>>64832890
>Brady, Manning, and Pennington (before he turned into glass) duking it out to get first place in the AFC East
would of been amazing
>>64832443
broncos have the best defense soooooo
dat catch
>>64832855
i'd say late 2nd to 3rd round honestly
he's a great athlete and he's got a superb arm, but he doesn't always make the best decisions and he's not really a touch passer yet
he's got a lot of potential but he's not pro ready yet, the best situation for him would be somewhere that he could backup for a year and just learn the system
i think he's a great pick for dallas in the 3rd
>>64832920
>dolphins
same ol same ol
>>64832918
The way it is looking yes.
A good team may pick him up to backup. But I doubt they would in the first.
>>64832920
Gotta get that sweet championship game cash though. Peypey and Tommy probably wouldn't go to the Championship together every year if the Colts were getting assraped in a good division.
>>64832231
if big ben does play Demarcus, Von and the rest of denvers LBs are gonna finish the job. He'll get hurt again if they let him play
>>64832929
I thought the Seakeks did?
>>64832935
dolphins actually weren't that bad in the early to mid 2000's. Haven't been good since 2008 though
>>64832663
>$(ERS
>Bowman
>7-9
>Any Decent Right Guard
>Goff
>Chiefs/Panthers
>#64 Guard
>>64832962
>needing all but 4 seattle starters on d out or seriously injured to squeak out a miracle win at the last second
i hope we get a rematch and the pats have to play a healthy seattle defense this time around. would probably look more like the buncos owl rape in 2013.
NFC >>>> AFC
Is Tom Brady, and by extension the Patriots, the greatest player/team of all time?
I say yes.
>>64832953
no one's touching dak in the first, he's pretty low on most people's list lol
>>64832971
they've only been above .500 4 times since the realignment, which is sort of what i was getting at
>>64832971
>that Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas defense
Glad the Cuckfins went to shit
Fucking faggots don't deserve anything good
>>64832870
>implying Goodlel doesn't get cucked every time he attempts to do anything
>>64833005
no but Tom Brady is the greatest Patriots player of all time
>>64833008
Dak is a 4th round pick at best.
>>64832663
iggles
Fletcher Cox
6-10
Kelechi Osemele
Joshua Garnett
Panthers over Pats
>
>>64833005
>Being this retarded.
>>64833016
>not Curtis Martin
I fucking hate Millennials
i'm still missing what damage jets wouldve done in the playoffs
>>64833008
>>64833020
We'll see after the combine.
>>64832962
He stayed relatively clean last time they played.
>>64833020
i think he could be a good project for a team already set at QB, but yeah i don't see him going before the 3rd unless some team gets weirdly attached to him
he's just not good enough of a pocket passer yet
>>64833035
if you wanted to be contrarian, why not pick someone who actually could contend with brady, like john hannah? i'd still pick brady tho
>>64833036
2>4>1>3
>>64833035
>literally has more history with the Jets than the Patriots
yeah no
>>64833035
>trying to pass off an obscure HoF as GOAT to sound intelligent
At least pick someone that's actually good like Emmitt Smith
*O*B*J*E*C*T*I*V*E* &
*F*L*A*W*L*E*S*S*
>The player that scores a touchdown must be the one to kick the extra point, unless the team attempts the 2 point conversion.
Name a better potential rule change.
Pro Tip
You can't
pic not related
>>64832860
I don't believe so. Full health Pats are hands down the best team in the league.
>>64833036
solid 4's
I don't care. I do not care.
I'm not even fucking mad. Keep cheering, Seahawk fans. Keep FUCKING cheering over a missed chipshot.
Bet you're proud, huh? Bet you're proud about a fucking fluke.
I'm not mad though. Next year, the Vikings will persevere while the Seahawks falter even more.
Your team is fucking over. Fucking DONE. Seattle is a fucking wet shithole while Minnesota is one of the whitest and happiest states in the US.
Kill yourselves, Seacuck fans. Kill yourselves for being proud about a MISSED FUCKING FIELD GOAL.
Reminder that Seattle's defense is:
1. Loaded
2. Healthy
3. Ready for revenge
Seahawks - 49
Patriots - 10
>>64833066
not /sp/ related
>>64833070
>>64833035
Thought you were talking all-time not Pats specific but the point still stands
why is r9k so sad
>>64833082
your tears are so salty they've turned to MSG.
>>64833082
hehe, meme
>>64832663
>iggles
>le fight every nigger here man
>6-10
>Luck
>panthers v. chefs
>a good linebacker
>#2 left fullback
>>64833077
Pats aren't full health now. They're 70% at best right now
>>64833082
DUH KEENGZ AWF DUH NOORF
>>64833083
you aren't getting past Carolina
>>64833096
They're filled with manlets like you
>>64833082
>unironically missing a 27 yard field goal to win a playoff game against the best defense in football
>>64833082
>weak b8
>>64833123
Being short isnt an excuse as to why people cant be happy
>>64833082
Would you a Rex Ryan's wife /sp/?
>>64833082
>implying AP isn't going to turn to dust in a few years
>>64832663
>Titans
>Mariota
>11-5
>Andre Smith
>Bosa
>Cardinals vs. Chiefs
>I was in orchestra :^)
>>64833086
>footfags
>>64833096
because they're all socially inept autists who think the world is out to get them because girls don't find them attractive?
>>64833134
>man_kills_self_for_being_too_short.html
>>64833134
okay
little guy
>>64833096
What a fag, lmfao
>>64833082
bridgewater is not a franchise caliber qb he's a stop gap at best once patterson is done a few years this team will be in shambles
oh btw jerrid mckinnon is a massive douchebag, he stole my roomate's fucked my gf in college and after she left him for him he told her he didn't want her anymore ruined the poor girl's life
>>64833123
>>64833134
>a cripple
>a manlet
Which one is better?
Actual remaining contenders:
Pats
Pants
Cards
Hawks
Outisde chance:
Chefs
Everyone else:
Trash
>>64832934
mediocre
>>64833082
worst field numbers in the league cost you.
>>64832934
He's been showing amazing body control his entire career. This was incredible.
>>64833082
I feel just as good as I did when Romo botched the snap. So, excellent!
>>64833173
Actual remaining contenders:
Hawks
Everyone else:
Trash
>>64832934
it's crazy how everyone is trying to copy odb now
>>64833140
>Edelman will never make foot references after Bills games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WCb17psf8A
>>64832663
Vikes
Barr
12-4
Any offensive lineman
Oline/WR
Cards over Pats
>>64833140
>footfags
take your custom elsewhere
>>64833200
t. ESPN
>>64833147
I think he was an actor and he wasnt tall enough to play his role, I dont remember
>>64833149
If height matters why are there short people in the world
>>64833162
manlet
>>64833200
Nah they're just holding down Y/Triangle
>>64833201
Fucking Welker... ;_;
>>64832999
Bitch please
Starters being out wasn't the reason your retarded mulatto manlet QB decided to throw a pick on the fucking goal line
Get rekt. We murdered your dynasty ambitions and your time is already over. One season wonders
>>64833173
>pats
Nigga they beat no good team this year except the jets in october
The contenders are Pathers, Cards, and Chiefs with outside chance of Pats, Broncos, and Seahawks
>>64833227
don't you have kids to diddle Irrelevant?
>>64833173
>Disregarding defense's ability to win championships
>>64833160
>oh btw jerrid mckinnon is a massive douchebag, he stole my roomate's fucked my gf in college and after she left him for him he told her he didn't want her anymore ruined the poor girl's life
What a clusterfuck of a sentence. Truly a product of Georgia Southern education. Did you have the mohawk guy (douchebag) or the female bridge troll for English?
BTW, his name is Jerick, not Jerrid.
>>64833212
something like that yeah
also
>if appearance matters why are there short people in the world
>>64833233
why are people so high on denver?
>>64833258
>why are people so high in denver?
ftfy senpai
>>64833258
*ugly people, typing is hard
>>64833258
>muh defense
>>64833258
People are high on the first seed no matter what. It's stupid, but that's how people are.
>mfw packers meme to the SB and Cobb scores the game winning touchdown as a meme back
the absolute offensive genius
bess running back in da leeg
>YOU BEAT THE REDSKINS THEY SUCK
Shitpost all you want but Cousins numbers at home were pretty fucking good. The Redskins numbers at home down the stretch were pretty fucking good. We annihilated them. The Packer Owl Offense is back and the defense is owl capable. Based Lacy and Starks. Godgers. Packers confirmed owl after that game desu.
>>64833258
meme defense and peypey
if Denver makes the Owl, they will get BTFO by the NFC opponent
>>64833222
it wasn't just the starters - the entire 2 deep at DT was out and avril ended up leaving towards the end for concussion protocol, which left seattle with 3 remaining healthy starters. losing jeremy lane hurt pretty badly too since he's the nickel guy.
a healthy seattle RAPES new england. 55-0
>>64833276
>green bay beat the worst defense in the playoffs
>suddenly everything is ok
>>64833283
>Denver getting BTFO in the Owl
>again
>>64832663
Falcons
Juliooooo
8-8
Mario Williams
Pats vs Panthers
Panthers take it and Brady throws a game sealing interception with 3:14 left to go in the 4th quarter
Defensive end #46
I was actually kinda good but then I became a druggie :)
>>64833279
>23 carries
>45 yds
>2.0 YPC
>1 fumble
All Day my ass, his day never started
>>64833273
the sehawks rode an elite d to 2 str8 and maybe even 3 str8 superbowls denver can do the same imo
Press F to mock corpse.
>>64833090
No it doesn't retard.
>>64833233
>Packers the lowest
>still 34% chance to beat Cardinals
wat
>>64833280
Is Jordy Nelson out for the season? I don't want to face him when my team plays you in the conference game
>>64833301
literally anyone but the Pats or Xehawks please god
>>64833113
Left fullback? Did y'all run like a fucking wishbone or something?
Bros, does parm still have enough juice to shred
our pathetic excuse for a secondary?
>>64833269
hehehe
>>64833273
>>64833275
hope people haven't been deluded by peyton's exceptional handoff skills returning to form that denver's offense is good enough to win games
>>64833301
>yfw it's the seahawks again
>>64832663
Eagles
Fletcher Cox
?
Travis benjamin / any offensive tackle can be half as good as Jason Peters for now
1. Paxton Lynch, 2-7 OL
AFC broncos, NFC wife's sons or tardina
S
Linebacker on defense, fullback on offense 52 because Ray lewis
>>64832663
Dolphins
Jarvis Landry
4-12
Any half decent offensive lineman
Hargreaves
Cards-Chiefs
WR 28
>>64833315
F
>>64833258
le hgh man needs another ring meme
Denver has everything they need to go back to the Owl
>>64833280
If Eddie lacy makes it to the Owl while being a glutton he'll never be the same again
>>64833301
1977: 10-27
1986: 20-39
1987: 10-42
1989: 10-55
2013: 8-43
>Broncos never get blown out in the owl I swear
>>64833332
I think he means backup fullback since there is no "left fullback"
>QB
>FB
>RB/RB
also what self respecting FB fucking wears #2
>>64833336
If the O-Line can tackle correctly, probably.
If Schofield/Polumbus/whoever the fuck fails, then it's pretty much a battle of the defenses.
Are the Packers elite?
Post 'em
http://prod.video.seahawks.clubs.nfl.com//SEA/videos/dct/video_audio/2016/01-January/160110Postgame-Speech-5000k.mp4
why is pete carroll so based?
Guys
My wife's son is a Seahawks fan. How can I get him to be a Cowboy fan?
>>64833360
Oh. I've seen a wishbone like that. It was kinda of a variation of the wing T, except not as much motion.
Still a meme but whatever
>all these former football players ITT
REEEEEEE
>>64833374
She made the right choice
>>64833374
Got any trees in your yard?
>>64833379
>fat NEET's who never played a sport past the age of 10
>>64833357
holy shit 86-89, they got BTFO three out of four owls? Were those all elway years?
how does it feel to know a cheater is one owl away from having the most owl wins for a QB of ALL TIME?
NFL Playoffs Episode 50: The Farce Awakens
>>64833347
Hargreaves on the other side of Grimes would be based. I feel like the Dolphins should be a lot better than they actually are.
>>64833374
My ex-GF's son used to like the Cowboys but I got him to switch to Oakland
>>64833397
>m-muh Elway. He's the g-greatest of all time
Who /RELAX/ here????
>>64833372
>oldest coach
>might be the craziest
>>64833258
I don't think people are high on Denver so much as they're underestimating the Steelers. If Denver beats the Steelers Peyton plays either Tom Brady who hasn't beaten him at home since 2007 or the Chiefs who haven't beaten him at all since 2004. The Steelers on the other hand are a massive threat to the Broncos pending the health of Ben and AB.
>>64833396
>these same people spend their time talking shit to each other about a sport they know nothing about
>>64833376
Yeah even in high school teams that ran wishbone and wing T were jokes. They also liked 6-2 and 4-4 defenses
>Tfw just sneezed and pissed my pants a bit
Getting old lads
>>64833113
>a good linebacker
Like demeco Ryan's who is an old head at the position past his prime still making plays
Or how about Mychal Kendricks who is super athletic and makes plays and big hits
Maybe kiko alonso who is a ball hawk and has a high football iq and is good in coverage if he could only put on some mass
What about Jordan 'cowboy killer' Hicks who is a rookie that made the defense play better altogether
Gee I wish we had more help at linebacker
>>64832663
>Steelers
>Bud Dupree/Ryan Shazier
>10-6
>Any decent secondary member
Also a better back up. Is Super Matt Moore available?
>Ramsey
>Chiefs v Hawks
>OLB/53
The game is afoot!
One of these eight remaining suspects is the Owl winner... But who?
>>64833401
>I feel like the Dolphins should be a lot better than they actually are.
Tell me about it. I don't know how they add suh to a decent line and end up 30th against the run
>>64833428
>tfw sometimes when I sneeze it hurts my balls
is this normal...?
>>64833297
Healthy Seattle gets raped 35-13 by a healthy New England. Fuck off you first year fan
>>64833428
>tfw sneeze so hard you fart at the same time and shit yourself a little
>>64832520
13/26 148 yards 1td/1int in the playoffs today. Yea he's tearing it up bro. Panthers defense better be worried about that eh m8
>>64833374
If you're not in Washington just kill him, it will be better for everyone. If you are in Washington kill yourself.
>>64833374
Show him a cowboys game when they're winning, getting a kid to not be a bandwagoner is literally that simple. Either hope his favorite college player goes to that team or take them to that game when they're having a winning year
>>64833447
A healthy New England gets raped 40-12 by a healthy Cowboys. Fuck off you first year fan
>>64833372
>>64833470
a Cowboys gets raped 38-9 by a healthy Ravens. Fuck off you first year fan
>>64832663
>your team
Packers
>favorite player on your team
Aaron Rodgers/Damarious Randall
>record prediction for next year
14-2
>player you hope to snag in free agency in the offseason
CALVIN JOHNSON
>your draftfu
Eh.
>owl matchup prediction
Packers vs. Broncos
>football position you played in high school/number you wore
Lol pls TELL DE TRUTH
>>64833470
A healthy Cowboys gets raped 69-3 by a healthy Packers. Fuck off you first year fan
>>64833412
>converted a good, wholesome Christian boy to a devil worshipper
baka desu senpai
owners having a special meeting on tuesday/wednesday to make the final call for 2016 on what happens to the rams, raiders, and chargers
>your team
>your city or region
>what you hope happens
>what you're afraid of happening
>what you think will probably end up happening
>>64833414
Never did shit without shanahan
>mfw everyone thinks its the other way around
>>64833499
>Packers
>Florida (d-don't laugh...)
>Only the Raiders move
>all 3 of them go to LA
>Chargers to go LA, the other two stay.
>>64833499
Pats
4 year Brady suspension after he wins another Owl
>>64833279
>mfw cobb was a better running back today
>>64833499
>Pats
>Western MA
>Chorgrs to LA
>All 3 to LA
>Raiders to LA
>>64833446
Probably just jacking too much.
https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/8050233584
Thought y'all should see this
>>64833499
Eagles
North jersey
Raiders to LA,
Chargers to LA
Nothing
Never really been a big fan of any one single NFL team so whoever moves to LA automatically has my loyalty
>>64833499
>Seahawks
>Seattle
>That no team relocates, because I can relate to the pain.
>not really afraid of anything happening
>Rams and Chargers relocate. I suppose the Rams going back to LA is justice because they never should have moved in the first place, but it makes talking about the greatest show on turf awkward now. It's just a messed up situation overall.
>>64833499
>Raiders
>Southern New Jersy (moving to Naples Florida inna week)
>Raiders get a new stadium anywhere
>Raiders move to LA and forced to play in the fucking Rosebowl for a decade
>Split a stadium with the Rams again in LA
>"The Oakland Raiders moved to Los Angeles, then back to Oakland, then back to Los Angeles... no one in either city seemed to notice."- Baseketball
>>64833499
Cowboys
Dallas area
Hope the Rams move to LA, hope the Chargers stay in San Diego, hope the Raiders stay in Oakland
Afraid that the Rams will stay in St Louis and the Raiders and Chargers will both move
The Chargers are probably gone. I think Oakland finds a way to keep the Raiders. The Rams could go either way.
>>64833524
doesn't have to do with what he was saying but I like it.
>>64833446
If you stop fapping to pokemans, it won't hurt when you sneeze
>>64833473
i am never not taken aback at the size of petes head
>>64833547
>>64833524
I'm sorry, but did the Patriots already win? Oh, that's right. The postseason isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the divisional round. Does having a bye going into the divisional round count as a championship? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.
>>64832663
>Bungles
>Whitworth
>8-8
>Retain Iloka
>Ryan Kelly (center)
>Chiefs v. Cards
>OT,DE 77
>A healthy Jordy Nelson
>Calvin Johnson coming to the Packers
>Rookie DB's Rollins and Randall become GOAT's
Why aren't the Packers going to repeat as Super Bowl champs next year?
>>64833499
>$(ERS
>East Bay
>Just Rams to LA
>Raiders/Chargers to LA, Rams and Chargers switch conferences
>Rams/Chargers go to Carson together
>>64833564
>expending this much energy to say absolutely nothing
wew lad
I miss the old uniforms bros
Can't stand this new meme costume shit
>>64833499
>Team
Rams
>State:
Indiana (Colts are a lot better, but that meme golden boy team can suck my ass. I'll happily watch my shitty Rams over them)
>What I hope:
Rams move to LA. Then get better free agents and coaches and become relevant again
>What I'm afraid of:
Rams stay in shitty hellhole St. Louis where no one wants to play and our players are literally getting shot in the head
>What will probably happen:
Rams move to LA and we are still shit
>>64833585
that's what happens when you have a meme god babby qb
>>64833585
Those were memes too.
>>64833584
>what is copypasta
>>64833499
>Raiders
>Inland Empire
>Raiders move to LA and cuck the LA market
>Chargers move to LA alone and nobody gives a fuck so LA never has a team
>Raiders and Chargers move Stan throws his hissy fit and gets a stadium on the Mississippi river
>>64833585
The originals were GOAT
the steel blue was shit
at least the new jerseys stick out. sure, they are meme jerseys, but they personify the team.
>>64833600
>falling for the double reverse counter bait
>>64833430
>Ryans
old as fuck and likely a cap casualty
>Kendricks
inconsistent as fuck and now gets his ankles broken on a regular basis
>Kiko
glass knees who will most likely never return to 2013 form
>Hicks
living up to the "injury prone" status that dropped him to the 3rd round
What girl should I do in Katawa Shoujo
>>64833624
Padame.
Turn Jedi to the Sith with your pussy
>>64833616
RIP in peace
>>64833576
Because Sneak said they won't ;_;
>>64833624
whichever one has the best ass
>>64833600
"s-sorry sir w-won't happen again. See I was j-just pretending to be retarded"
uh huh
>>64833520
>Packers fan that lives in Florida
>>64833603
>>Inland Empire
nobody fucking knows where that is, I live here too. just say southern california, or LA suburbs and people will get it.
>tfw ex gf tells you your dick was too big for her
Not sure how to feel about this one
>ESPN Stats & Info@ESPNStatsInfo
>Seahawks: 5-2 when trailing by 9 points or more in postseason since 2010
>Rest of NFL is 6-41
The broncos led no more than 34 seconds against the chiefs this season.
Remember 18-1?
The Chiefs D can create interior rush. The rest of the D is no slouch either. Look for Spencer Ware running the rock and Chris Conley the JMac replacement.
Book it.
>>64833499
>owners having a special meeting on tuesday/wednesday to make the final call for 2016 on what happens to the rams, raiders, and chargers
>your team
Seahawks
>your city or region
Western Washington
>what you hope happens
- Someone - gets relocated
>what you're afraid of happening
Some sort of stupid division realignment where the Seahawks go back to the AFC West. I like the NFCW, $('ers rivalry is GOAT when both teams are good.
>what you think will probably end up happening
Chorgers and Rasms move to LA for a decade, move back when they find out it is still shit and full of gangbanger spics
>>64833499
Stoolers
University Park
Only the Rams move.
Chargers moving
Raiders and Rams moving.
>>64833624
Based Rin
>>64833520
>Florida
>>64833654
The NFL rigs games, we get it
>>64833532
ay 413
>>64833653
You should feel proud about having asserted your dominance over your 9-year old bride, Muhammed
>>64833624
misha is best girl desu
shizune is shit tho so pick literally anyone else and you should be alright
>>64833640
I seriously hope you're just memeing right now, and not actually implying that you don't know about the chargers copypasta.
>>64833520
>Florida
literally PercyHarvensJugMachine tier
>>64833520
>florida
>>64833653
>tfw my college slut gf would introduce me as "that guy with the huge dick I told you about" to her friends
>>64833499
>Bungles (since '97)
>Central New York
>Raiders move to L.A. alone
>Raiders and Chargers both move with no division switch
>Chargers alone
>>64833624
I don't know any of their names, but I guess the one with no legs. deaf girl is a bitch, blind girl is bland, burned girl is psycho and armless girl is disgusting.
>>64833222
>"We"
>>64833520
>Florida
>>64833671
my dude word to the CT river and farms
>>64833617
Kiko is the weakest link right now and all of them in rotation are a solid unit
Ryan's may be old but he doesn't show it
Kiko needs to get bigger
Hicks had torn acls but torn a pec this year
Kendricks is solid and is one of the best blitzing linebackers in the league,
Barwin needs to bounce back he was underwhelming this year
>>64833701
>>Raiders and Chargers both move with no division switch
that would be terrible, visiting teams playing one or the other would make no difference. they'd also have to play each other in the same stadium twice a year, so people are gonna die.
>>64833520
>Florida
>>64832523
It was easily the best simply because immediately after the touchdown he starts dancing, and then you see the flag come out, everyone knows what it is, and it cuts to the ref with the excessive celebration call, and then while he's making the call it cuts back to him swimming over to his coach.
>>64833711
>>64833753
That's what I'm afraid of honestly, like you get games like last nights where six people got arrested and Pitt and Cincy are not a huge distance apart but far enough where there isn't an overwhelming amount of the visiting team's fans, this would be hell.
>>64833499
>your team
Raiders
>your city or region
USAF dependent, currently in Fairbanks
>what you hope happens
Rams move alone
>what you're afraid of happening
Carson "plan" going into full effect, Raiders and Chargers end up in LA, AFC West ruined
>what you think will probably end up happening
Neither group gets the votes they need for league approval, Rams move anyway, Chargers follow shortly thereafter (within two years)
>>64833676
>He's seeing through my own delusion for the cuck that I really am
When will tripfags learn?
>>64832860
The Chiefs are better than you, it is true.
>>64832608
Cap me faggot, Chiefs blow out the Pats.
>>64833774
whoops
>bland girl is blind
fixed
>>64833392
>Adrian Peterson horribly beats a defenseless Child
>Should be fired from the Vikings and banned from the league for life
>Allowed to play again and wins the rushing title
>Team is winning a hard fought game at home against the reigning NFC Champs after beating the Packers out for the division
>FUMBLES
>Fumble allows the Seahawks take the lead
>Kicker misses a chip shot, basically an extra point with seconds left to lose the game after Bridgewater leads a probable game winning drive down the field
Call it Karma for being a piece of shit child abuser or maybe the Football Gods hate peanutheads who beat their kids. Maybe it was just a cruel twist of fate but Peterson didn't deserve to win and now I pray for his kids after this lose. Blame the kicker Walsh, blame the holder Locke for the laces being out, blame the weather or blame the refs if you like but Peterson's fumble lost the Vikings a chance at the Superbowl. Adrian Peterson doesn't deserve the privilege of playing for an NFL Championship.
>>64832929
When? 10 weeks ago?
They couldn't fucking stop the Raiders.
>>64833862
>every good defense and every good team as a whole has 0 bad games in a 16 game season
not even a broncucks fan
>>64833846
Please, AP deserved a second chance, Mike vick did jail time and had what was truly a potential hof career ruined because of it, and I wouldn't want the same for Peterson, who should in my book be a hofer
is there a way to get misha in Katawa Shoujo
All these bitches are fucked
it's quite obvious the Chiefs have the best D
>>64833877
They lost to the Colts, Chiefs, Raiders, and Steelers.
why does this faggot keep getting credit for meme plays and pure luck (or his D/ST bailing him out). just credit divine intervention and call him the second coming of jesus christ and move on.
>>64833886
>Mike vick did jail time and had what was truly a potential hof career ruined because of it
petfags are the fucking worst
>>64833895
You can trust this guy. Bongs really know their way around a good D.
>>64833886
>Mike vick did jail time
Michael Vick murdered hundreds if not thousands of helpless animals and profited from it. Vick doesn't deserve to ever step foot into an NFL stadium or locker room let alone be able to play no matter how much time he spent in jail.
>>64833914
well, in all fairness, he did run back 10 yards to grab a botched snap and then dodged the incoming Vikings D-line, and threw a pass for a first down. which set up a touchdown. very few QBs could turn a fuck up like that into a drive saving play.
he shouldn't get all the credit, but he had a big impact late in the game
>>64833956
>Michael Vick personally killed thousands of dogs
More like he let his ghetto buddies he grew up with use his houses for ghetto shit like dogfighting
>>64833956
haha kill yourself you faggot
>>64833914
24 hour sports news cycle needs to talk about something
Yahoo is such a shitty company
>>64833956
>dogs are comparable to human beings
>>64833963
There is literally 2 other QBs in the nation that could have made that play. Rodgers and Newton. Anyone else would have either been too slow to dodge the tackles or would have spaghettied the throw somehow
>>64833981
>using my decker doge dank memes
>>64833991
>Not liking animals more that other humans
Why are you even on 4chan?
>>64833927
>Aaron Hernandez is doing jail time and had what was truly a potential hof career ruined because of it
humans are the fucking worst
>>64833991
Dogs can remove kebab, they are technically human
>>64833983
Probably because it's run by a woman
>muh girl power!!
>>64833999
>>64834000
Checked
>>64834000
>tfw a doge has done more for the safety and freedom of the United States of America than every single person in this thread combined
Also checkd
>>64833998
literally autism
>>64833994
make some phat doge memes nigga
>>64833332
>>64833376
>>64833360
I played soccer which has 2 fullbacks and number 2 is the designated number for that position.
How bout using your brains to figure out a joke.
>>64834020
>implying I'm not a special operator
Go back to your call of duty, kid
>>64834020
I once knocked out a hajji who drove between our trucks with a frozen piss bottle. Does that count?
Reminder if you know a girl who owns a dog there is a 80% chance she's let it lick her pussy.
>>64834034
Which Operator do you main senpai? I like Sledge.
>>64833963
>>64833983
it was a decent play but 24 on the Vikings took a bad line to get to Wilson, all he really had to do was roll right (it's not like he really sprinted he just stepped to his right) and then throw it to a wide open receiver because of a complete defensive breakdown.
i will credit his slide to get the ball though, baseball finally came in handy
>>64834034
>special ed doesn't count Corky
>>64834045
That's knotty
>>64833739
>all these problems you just listed and you're saying we shouldn't get a new LB
Our LB corps sucks and so does our secondary, get your head outta your ass we need a new defense.
>>64834045
and? do British women not wash their pussies?
>>64834068
It's haram.
>>64833645
>>64833667
>>64833688
>>64833696
>>64833716
>>64833759
>>64834045
>24 Million female dog owners in the US
>yfw you realize doge is getting more tang than you
>>64834086
fuck you Floridian. Go watch the Heat play like shit and hope a hurricane doesn't wipe your ass out.
>>64834086
>snick
>>64832663
DEM BOYS
Romo and Witten
12-4 (realistically 10-6)
A serviceable back up QB. Anyone but Manziel, otherwise I will personally assassinate Jerruh.
For this year or next year? Next Cowboys vs whoever. This year probably Pats vs Cardinals.
TE, FB, DE #25
Can someone post the drafting a waffle picture?
>>64833862
15 points is an offensive juggernaut!
>>64834088
you will never be doge and fuck bitches with your doggy dick
>>64834063
Why these idiot cucks are defending the iggles defense is pure cuckery to the illith degree
Secondary is garbage juice but these dummies will defend and suck their cocks like the brainless cucks they are
>bb buu bbbuut buuuttttt muh elite jenkins
>>64834105
say no more
>>64832663
>Toxins
>Adrian Fosters
>17-0
>Chicken Parm
>Dak Prescott
>Power Forward
>>64834088
Apparently girls like it cause the dog can just lick them for a long time with its large tongue. Even though if you're eating pussy and eat like a dog would it isn't the best technique desu. Smh.
>>64834121
I don't like this pic.
I LOVE this pic.
>>64834121
Lions leaving Detroit when?
>>64834121
I just realized
>this image is 9 years old
>>64833556
How can you tell? the pants seem pretty dark anon.
>>64833499
Pats
Massachusetts
Chargers to LA
Raiders move to nfcw :(
Chargers/Raiders share the stadium
>you are now aware that if Charles Woodson's career was a girl, it'd be legal age
>>64834127
>mfw people let their doge lick their face and/or eat their food and say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans
>>64834086
>Florida
>>64834154
>the original picture is more embarassing
>>64832663
>your team
Vikings
>favorite player on your team
Don't have one
>record prediction for next year
Doesn't matter, this team will never win the super bowl
>player you hope to snag in free agency in the offseason
Doesn't matter, too many pieces away from Super Bowl victory
>your draftfu
Don't have one
>owl matchup prediction
Don't care
>football position you played in high school/number you wore
Implying I could even attend/stay at a social gathering of any kind.
>>64834136
>Megatron will Never play another game
>>64834096
>>64834086
>tfw the Gators get BTFO by the Hurricanes
>>64834045
Guys let dogs lick their dick too
Disgusting.
Thoughts?
>>64834170
>That's one ugly kid.
>>64834177
He's going to the Packers desu R-E-L-A-X
>>64834186
>dogs have cleaner mouths then women
>also keep them shut more often
>>64834191
>Us Steels
>>64832895
Seahawks fan here. I played starting DT and practice squad TE, and was #40. That's crazy.
>>64834186
goddamn, doges are getting pussy and dick?
fuck, being a human is suffering
>>64834192
Exactly what your Mom's bf said when he saw you for the first time
>>64834186
Not for u tho
>>64833576
>Calvin Johnson to the Packers
w-what?
>>64834208
Can you really not get a gf mate? Girls are like pretty dumb, just act like a cool character from a movie when you first meet them and then you can start to become yourself more over time. Luckily for me I am exactly like the driver anyway so it's easy but you should be able to do it after a few tries.
What did he mean by this?
>>64833576
Because they won't win the owl this year
>>64834197
>>also keep them shut more often
Which dog is the equivalent to a black woman?
>>64834218
Horse cock > doggy dick
>>64834230
>just be yourself
>>64834241
>>64834262
Chihuahua
>>64834186
>guys let dogs lick their dick too
I've always wondered about this ever since I heard about the peanut butter myth. Dicks are basically like hotdogs/sausauges. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE DOG JUST LICK IT AND NOT BITE THE SHIT OFF?
>>64834230
>exactly like the driver
lol /tv/ gets me every time
>>64834177
>for the Lions
Bargain bin contract with the Pats incoming
>>64834241
>yfw video comes out where Ray Rice is beating up Ben Roethlisberger in an elevator
>>64834032
Oh I sure as fuck don't know grass fairy positions other than striker and goalie like wut
>>64834280
Dogs don't bite their owners retard
>>64834003
Not for long it isn't
>>64834280
Same reason why a dog won't try to eat your hand when handing them a treat. most dogs can differentiate where the snack and human starts, which means on some level they're aware of what is happening.
>>64834280
Biting happens but it's more like nibbling.
>>64834297
>manlet beating up giant rapist in an enclosed space
I think that video would turn out much differently
>>64834304
>he's never tasted dick before
Your hand=/=benis
>>64834321
> Nope. Nigger beats cracker.
>>64834321
>starts off with Rice trying to beat him up
>ends with Ben raping him
>>64832663
>Los Angeles Chargers of Inglewood
>Based Rivers
>lost season who gives a fuck
>Malik Jackson
>Jaylen Ramsey
>Broncos and DAT BIRD
>special teams bitch, d-line and linebacker 50 and 52
>>64834335
>niggers actually believe this
>>64834336
>"GOING DEEP TO BROWN AGAIN!"
>>64834301
>what are pitbulls
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Minnesota tomorrow
>>64834241
>>64834241
Is this real?
>>64834321
He's so fat.
>>64834230
Just pretend that you are married and in the middle of getting separated because your wife's son hates you. Also her parents are sick and tired of lending her money even though she is draining every single cent you earn and has no explanation for where it is going. Doesn't clean up after herself and never cooks for you or the kids anymore. Makes promises to you and her family all the time and then just spends all day in bed or over at her friend Julie's house where she can't get a cell phone signal and Julie doesn't have a regular phone. Comes home wearing different clothes and makeup than when she left the house and only get angry when you mention it or ask why she has dirty clothes on. Just gets angry all the time and violent whenever you try and use the computer to talk to friends without her sitting across you on the couch so she can see who is messaging you. Like the phone always deleting contacts and calling back random numbers and yelling at them and you.
>>64834336
>It's not rape if it's consensual.
>>64834352
Less aggressive than faggy purse dogs. Go to bed Hilary
>>64834241
Man, this idiot really doesn't want to play in the NFL or be liked by anyone.
I know that last second missed field goal sucks, but it's not like we would have been able to compete with the cardinals or panthers anyways.
The weather was a big factor sure, but the fact that we had to settle for 3 field goals is a big problem. I have doubts in Teddy and AD choked hard, but we'll see what they do next season.
Hopefully we can keep this defense together, because the only time I felt comfortable watching that game was when they were out on the field.
>>64834350
>white ""people""
>being able to fight
>being able to fight fairly
I'm sure he'd just try to grab a gun just like that pussy Zimmerman did when he got his ass beaten by an 11 yr old kek
>>64834372
You had one fucking job. Put away the memehawks
You failed
>>64834359
wew lad
>>64834241
Fake but why the fuck doesn't he have a job? Last I remember he was pretty decent.
I think we've gotten over that whole domestic violence shit since they shoved those commercials down our throats every sunday.
>>64833607
GOAT jersey.
>>64834378
>implying you can Flim Flam the Zim Zam
>>64834378
>>>/tumblr/
>>64834378
White bois just can't compete
>>64834372
AP to sallaD baka
>>64834358
Eating a car bumper will do that.
>metaphorically not literally
>>64834381
The panthers will do the job, I'm sure of it.
If they don't then it's up to the chiefs, because I doubt dat bird and the puckers can overcome the memes.
>>64834378
>black people
>fighting
you mean wailing the arms all over the place screaming "OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT?" while other blacks join him and form a circle around the person
>>64834372
Vikings have a bright future m8. The fact that Teddy kept his shit together against that defense is encouraging. Get him a couple more pieces for that shiny new dome and shit will be good.
>>64834406
>white ""people""
>fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFl7k_aK6w
>changing your jersey and/or logo in any significant way since the inception of the franchise in their current city
shiggy diggy doo
>>64834418
>Vikings have a bright future m8
>AB retires
>offense has to rely on memewater's arm
>>64834378
>mexican manlets
>white
lel blacks as a whole are some of the worst fighters, dumb nignogs usually can only beat up on the autist and whiggers and have to gang up on anyone with a semblance of fighting ability
>>64834359
>your wife's son
>surprised when she cucks you
Okay matey, good life choice
>>64834429
>mfw the Broncos ruined the best looking division in football
>>64834428
both races suck at fighting
bruce lee would fuck both races up
>>64834418
new pieces won't matter, no downfield threat will limit their offense
>>64834431
>implying that bustwater will be the starter when that time comes
I unironically want them to draft a QB this year because sleepwater isn't the future.
How can one QB be so elite in the playoffs?
>>64834429
iktf
>>64834453
>Movies =/= Real Life chink
Pats should have alternate red jerseys
Falcons should have alternate red helmets
Seahawks should have alternate silver helmets
Cards should have alt red helmets
Iggles should wear updated Kelly Green unis.
Raiders should have chrome helmets.
>>64834449
Broncos uniforms sucked balls before the change. They look better now desu
>>64834378
>mexicans are white
>>64834206
Are you me?
>>64834521
Wasn't Zimmerman half white (jew)
How mad will /nfl/ be when we (us 12s) make it to the b owl again
>>64834477
Lee was a real fighter
>>64834536
>Jews are white
>all these faggot ass nerds lying about playing high school ball
Who else here eager to see Aaron Rodgers tie the knot in a televised ceremony live from Santa Clara?
>>64834468
>10:1 ratio in playoffs
>one int was deflected off his receivers hands in a blowout win
S
M
E L I T E
T
H
>>64834530
>he kept his high school jersey
>>64834580
>implying that's not his dad's jersey
>>64834580
>Implying I would throw away a gift
It's like you don't want your kids to be proud of you, anon
>>64834546
Then what is white? Asians?
>>64834580
I-I kept mine
Pants too.
>>64834610
>Weeaboo faggot
>Kids
>Even having sex
top lel
>>64834615
aryan race
David Bowie is dead
>>64834620
Post
>>64834622 (YOU)
>>64834530 (YOU)
>>64834639
But that's only in fairy tales....
>>64834649
Shut the fuck up you stupid bogan cunt
>>64834644
No Sean.
>>64834655
blonde hair blue eyes is fairy tales?
>>64834649
City of (You)
>>64834660
Couldn't make it past the first game huh?
>>64834686
Dumb bogan cunt doesnt even know that Im different from >>64834680
Go get pissed and jump off a cliff retard.
>>64834676
Uh, yes?
>>64834703
Awwww, did your boyfriend have other plans tonight?
>>64834696
Playing dumb huh
>>64834641
oh shit it true
ripip tesla
>>64834641
RIP this reaction image
>>64834641
AIDs wins another battle, just like how it inevitability conquer us 12s someday.
>>64834790
Careful with the edge, son.
>>64834789
>image.nigger
M-maya?
Da toxins are da bomb
>>64834818
Of course that's Maya. Sean's been dead for almost a year now
>ripip Sean ;_;
>>64834641
F
>>64834835
Brian Hoyer is shit
not da shit
just shit
>15.9 passer rating
>>64834854
#5 in da AFC
Sorry you scrubs cant even Hoyer
>>64834842
I miss the scent of his gorilla cane
>>64834449
nah... san diego always had the division fucked up senpai
>>64834835
Too bad they imploded. ;)
>>64834898
Na they just deflated
>>64834898
let us win pls, you beat us last year. I thought that was enough. We promise to beat Peypey in the AFC Championship.
>>64834919
>Peyton
>winning a playoffs game
It'll come down to Patriots or Chefs having to beat the Stoolers.
>Lemmy: age 70
>Bowie: age 69
Quick, what's a 68 year old rockstar?
>>64834947
Ozzy's 67
close enough
>>64834818
You already know who it is
>>64834954
Silento?
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 5 offense in the NFL wont win the owl this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
The Chiefs superbowl drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it!
The Bucs will hire Sean McDermott and keep Koetter as their OC bet you
>>64834970
Why doesn't Smeth magic work when the Chefs are in da offs?
>>64834976
>hiring McDermott as HC
>keeping Koetter as OC
>busc
Nah. They'll fuck it up somehow
>THE SECOND TO LAST NUMBER OF THIS POST DETERMINES THE AFC TEAM MAKING THE OWL
>THE LAST NUMBER OF THIS POST DETERMINES THE NFC TEAM MAKING THE OWL
>AFC
0. Broncos
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Steelers
4. Broncos, Patriots, or Chiefs
5. Broncos or Patriots
6. Broncos
7-9. Unknown
>NFC
0. Panthers
1. Cardinals
2. Packers
3. Seahawks
4. Panthers, Cardinals, or Packers
5. Panthers or Cardinals
6. Panthers
7-9. Unknown
DUBS: Game is decided by first possession TD in OT
TRIPS: Terrorist attack kills multiple players
>>64834978
because in the process of losing to smeth you are also eliminated from further competition
be glad smeth carried you guys to the postseason at all
>>64835000
AAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>64835000
Reported for terrorist attack
>>64835000
WITNESSED
>>64835000
>>64834641
fuuuuuck
>>64835000
terrorist attack incoming. be prepared and alert the authorities
hey /sp/ will you sing david bowie with me
i know we don't always get along but one of my heroes is dead and i just would appreciate some comfort
i'm sure you feel the same about this tremendous loss
>>64834997
nah they got this
>>64835000
We sum of all fears now
>>64835000
>tfw ISIS kills Tom Brady
>>64835027
Better spread your bussy wide open
>>64835000
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64835047
Oddish is a man tho
>>64832663
>vikings
>harrison smith
>10-5
>literally any good WR
>literally any decent oline player
>cards pats, cards win
>implying
>>64835000
BUILD THE WALL
>BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
>BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
>BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
>BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
>BUILD THE WALL
>>64835053
bb why are you rude to me
>>64835053
>man
Check your privilege BB
>>64835027
I wish /sp/ allowed webms with sound so I could post the frog balloon one with "Space Oddity" in it
my personal Bowie favorite is The Man Who Sold the World
holy shit guys david bowie died
what the fuck am i supposed to feel
>>64835091
my favorite is A New Career in a New Town off of Low. Sorta an insignificant track by most people's standards probably.
Life on Mars is really good too.
>>64835106
I'm crying and listening to all my favorite Bowie tunes rn.
The spark that will lead to an owl victory >>64835116
Faggot
>>64835106
Mad because he'll meet tenshi before you
>Yfw AB flopped
>Yfw Joey Porter baited the fuck out of pacman
>Yfw bungles got played like a damn fiddle
>>64835106
filename
I can post the next thread if you guys want.
Should I do it or did the bump limit get an upgrade recently?
>>64835148
david bowie edition pls
>>64835106
>implying anyone actually gives a shit about some 70 year old fag
oddish and the rest of you just being a melodramatic attention whore
>>>/facebook/
>>64835153
edgy senpai
>>64835152
It will be up in a minute
>>64835166
He's right though, this is almost Michael Jackson tier retarded, weeping over dead celebrities you didn't know.
>>64835173
>weeping
aight
i'm allowed to be sad about the death of someone whose music i enjoyed senpai, no need to call the feelings police
>>64835153
>>64835173
>hey guiz look edgy and contrarian I am!!!
fuck off newfags, nobody wanted you here anyway
>>64835129
>mfw ocelot doing the "u used to call me on the cellphone" dance
>>64835166
>>64835183
>being moved by the death of someone who hasn't likely been relevant in your life in years if ever and even then not in a way the requires his continued existence
come on now and stop your lame forced "tragedies"
how bout we actually talk football you facebook fags?
The anons are right.
You're being facebook tire attention whores.
Also, fuck the colts.
>>64835196
>every post must be on topic at 2:47 am STOP CARING ABOUT THINGS
wow
>>64835202
What else would u expect from trips
>>64835181
I mean, no one said you're not allowed, doesn't make you any less queer.
New thread please
>>64835213
so you're not gonna tell me why you're mean to me then
>>64835225
aight, sorry for derailing your bump limit 3AM thread with my queerness
>>64835213
This?
>>64835230
NEW THREAD IS UP
>>64835244
>>64835244
>>64835244
PRESS F EDITION
Denver fan here. I would like to formally thank the mvp of next week's game for our win.
>TYBB
>based dindu #55 died for our sins
>Burfict for Broncos ring of fame
>>64832663
>colts
>McAfee
>12-4
>no one in particular O Line or a less fragile backup QB would be nice
>Ezekiel Elliott
>Broncos Packers, Broncos win
>I played noseguard in 5th grade