So why are the seahawks hated?

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Because Seattle is the biggest meme and cuckolding city in the country, and I can't wait until Mt. Rainier explodes and wipes it off the map.

>>64823414
>all them memes you're using cuz yer mad.

Success breeds jealousy.

But I don't care. I have watched so many shitty teams in my life as a Seattle sports fan that I'm not apologizing for a fucking thing while the Seahawks are on this run.

Now if only the Mariners could get into the playoffs so Felix can pitch in the post-season. That's going to take a miracle.

>>64823883
>keeping tabs on a single transsexual fan.
>"oi look at the tranny m8!"
>saving pictures of them on your phone.

Maybe semen slurping is for you after all.

Because Russell Cuckson is impossible to tackle and always has someone open down the field after breaking some tackles and that pisses me off tbqh.

>>64824266
Can't be mad at you for being honest, Mexico.

>>64823136
Potato kicker potatoed a chip shot

>>64823883
what's her name?

>>64824383
Ron

because I never saw a single fucking seahawks thread until 2013.

at least teams like the raiders, bears, eagles, niners, and even the fucking cowboys always have discussions about their teams no matter how well they do

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>>64823136

>>64823883
I asked earlier in a game thread...

why follow this dude who think he is a girl all over online?

mental illness knows no fanbase boundaries

>>64823136
you weren't here after they won the superbowl a couple years ago

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>>64823136

I think their colors suck. That green makes me want to puke. Same with the Queens and all dat purple. But then again I am a Raiders fan...

Wilson is a gay ass uncle Tom who's probably secretly fucking children and their fans weren't fans until 2012

False flag trolling, started the season before they won the Owl

>>64824612
M8, I grew up on a lake. That picture is a fucking lie. Bald Eagles are fucking scary.

>>64824612
>being a cuck for another country

Embarrassing. Neck yourself.

>Meme city
>Meme qb
>Meme fans
>Meme defense
>Muh emuducated nigs
Need I say more?

>>64823414
Learn2Geography

Seattle has never been hit by Rainier's Lahars. The only part of Seattle that could be damaged is the Duwamish runoff on the industrial district.

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>>64823136
take a wild guess

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>>64824896
Mad at the hawks?

>>64824833
This. You don't know how scary a fucking animal really is until you see one in the wild. The first time I saw a moose I almost shit myself.

>>64824833
Can confirm. I live on a river and eagle killed muh cat ;_;

>>64823136

people get jelly

>>64824896
You should probably come out to your family. They already know you're dirty secret.

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>>64823414

I don't hate the team, I hate the fans. In fact the team is extremely likeable.

>>64823136
Bandwagoning hipster fans who couldn't name any player from 3 years ago.

Seriously, there were hipsters in fucking Austin, TX decked out in Seahawks gear during the Owl last year.

>>64824502
Exactly. Just like with the Patriots, once they get these "on fleek" new unis from Nike and start playing decent football, a bunch of fucking 12 year olds starting talking about how they're the GOAT and how I'm not longer an [insert team here] fan because the Seahawks are better.

>>64829544
Stop this meme. Patriots have been selling out since 94, seven years before winning their first Lombardi.

>>64823934
It's not success. It's lack of class.

>>64829667
Shut up, bandwagoner

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>>64823136
because you never shut the fuck up

They used a bunch of meme branding tactics:

>Changed color scheme to something a 9 year old boy would come up with
>12th man bullshit, making the "fans" feel important and buy more merch
>muh "Legion of Boom"
>Marshawn and his Skittles

Once Wilson's scramble-meme either due to injury or age slowing him down, the seahawks will go back to mediocrity and their fans will find the next team that appeals to their manipulatable minds.

>>64824896

Every team in the NFL is a meme you dib.

seattle really is the perfect storm of factors that lead to cancerous fanbases

>yuppie tech industry plus hipster population
>sudden success from formerly irrelevant team, but not too sudden so that people can pretend they aren't bandwaggoners
>lack of any other good sports teams in region [inb4 muh sounders] leading to myopic support
>team is filled with annoying personalities, leading to us against them mentality and a persecution complex

>>64824383
greater than her

Their strategy on defense is to commit so many penalties that the refs get tired of calling penalties and just let them cheat.

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>>64829899
no one asked for your in depth analysis shit for brains

>>64823883
Fucking A even his wife's son looks like a tranny. Fuck Seattle, no wonder Kris Coben blew his head off.

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This actual goes back quite far. The Seahawks fans aren't as bandwagony as you all think they are

>>64829910
Also a huge segment of the Seattle population are transplants from the tech boom during the 90's. So they were probably following other teams or just no interested in football until the Seahawks recent success.

>>64830010
>attendance

almost every team sells out every game. there's only 8 games, so if you're an average team in a decent market, attendance means absolutely nothing.

>>64823136

Seahawks are alright. I am a Vikings fan and have no ill will toward the Seahawks. I actually like Russell Wilson, I am sorta starting to warm up to Pete Carroll, I will always hate Sherman, and Lynch seems alright.

What is there really to say about the fans though? So many bandwagon and fairweather fans. If the Seahawks ever end up in obscurity again sometime soon you won't hear shit about "dem 12's"

>>64823136
Because most of their fanbase is at least one of the following: hipster, "tech" hipster (read: makes meme apps), bandwageoner, transexual, delusional

>>64830179

The problem is... one superbowl win and fucking dynasty talk. Absolutely sickening.

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>>64830010
>77%

Because they are better than the Patriots

>>64830225
>There is a team better than the Patriots
wew lad

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>us 77's

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>>64829931

Have fun enjoying a one sided argument on a Japanese image board. Stay mad, manlet.

>>64823883

There are trans people in every state or country

>>64829931

Also it's "in-depth"

>>64824935
Awwww sorry nobody replied to you buddy. Here's your (you), cheer up!!

Success breeds contempt.

>>64823136
fanbase

>>64830350
Most places have the good sense not to be proud of them.

>>64830382
Not always. I hate the Browns and they're the least successful team in recent years. I'm not a fan of an AFC North team either.

>>64823883
>my son

absolutely disgusting, gendering a child before they're old enough to chose their own identity

>>64830382
not always though--plenty of people hate the jets, eagles, and cowboys

>>64830382
Classless winners and chimp behaviors lead to contempt. Bandwagon cuck fans don't help either. Cam wouldn't have caught so much flak if it weren't for his showboating and taunting.

>>64830442
>winners need to have class

Name one reason for this beyond because it makes me mad. If you can back up what you say, you can talk all you want.

[spoiler]I wasn't really a football fan until I saw them at last year's Super Bowl.[/spoiler]

>>64829885
>>Changed color scheme to something a 9 year old boy would come up with
>>12th man bullshit, making the "fans" feel important and buy more merch
These 2 are big for me. All the other stuff I hate the seahawks for could probably apply to other teams too, but these 2 reasons are just so fucking annoying

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FIGHT

>>64829667
>watched my pats get the shit stomped out of them to the Bears in the owl
>watched in person as the Packers whipped them
>freaked the fuck out when they kept playing Brady over a newly healthy Bledsoe
>can't ever watch another game without thinking they are going to go full tony Eason
>I am convinced they will lose by 100 points this weekend

I hate being a Patriots fan; it's just an endless game of knowing they will blow it at some point

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>>64823136
Because the Seahawks are the only ones adept at trolling /sp/ successfully. It's natural for /sp/ to hate them.

>>64824935
Mad at da burrs?

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I feel sorry for his kid. You know he is going to be in a lifetime of therapy.