MIN: LACES OUT
BUF:Bills announce extension for GM Doug Whaley
WAS:Matt Jones officially inactive for Wild Card
CIN:Report: Bengals have 'no plans' to fire Lewis
KC:Maclin avoids ACL, but has high-ankle sprain
PIT:Roethlisberger (shoulder) to have MRI Sunday
CIN:49ers could name Hue "0 Playoff Wins" Jackson head coach Sunday
FA:Report: Philbin wanted Tannehill replaced
PIT:Tomlin has 'no indication' on Big Ben's status
DET:Report: Caldwell's fate to be decided Sunday
SEA:Rapsheet: Lynch 'never felt quite right' at practice
CIN:Jeremy Hill fumbles Wild Card game away
PIT:Antonio Brown suffers concussion late in win
>Lace Out
>Ace Ventura
>Antagonist in the film is a Tranny
>XerHawks win on Laces Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFL1UXuHJ-A
If the chiefs can win a playoff game after 20 years, the lions can too
2016 looks sweet
>>64819879
>implying charlotte will be below freezing next weekend
post em
post kickers better than blair walsh
>>64819815
Why didnt Walsh use the eagles to fly the ball between the goal post?
>>64819879
It was the 4th coldest game ever, Seahawks are gonna air it out more in Carolina
>>64819958
>kickers in that position on the feild to win the game makes their kicks 97% of the time according to Tony Dungy
Run the Vikings kicker over
So who takes Aguayo and in what round?
My bet is Minnesota in the 3rd
see you guys around draft time
>blowout
>chimpout
>laceout
wtf is up with these playoffs? it's like vince mcmahon is the new commissioner
>>64819958
naners
>narrowly escaping the NFCN icebowl
>next they BTFO carolina
the prophecy is nigh
>patrick peterson taking revenge and becoming da bes corna in da gaem
>>64819958
well well well
here we are again
>>64819815
requesting webm. thnx
Even if the packers win (which they won't) they'd have to play at Arizona were they got BTFO like two weeks ago
Calling the Packers game.
>The Redskins are going to be up by 5 points making a FG with 30 seconds left.
>Packers get the ball back and a few throws they've moved up 40 yards and the playclock has 6 seconds left
>Aaron Rodgers messes up and the clock goes down to 00:00 but a penalty that isn't actually a penalty that gives them time back
>Aaron "I really like women" Rodgers throws a successful hail mary like he did against the lions
>>64819958
>get out of a freezer bowl with a win, no injuries, and a date with the Panthers
Time to get drunk.
>>64819958
think even scooby would've made that
>>64820022
GoD
AMNED
RighT
Fucking guy could get hammered and kick a 60 yarder with one eye clothes.
>>64820009
How does it feel knowing you jinxed the whoqueens?
>make a thread 0-7
>was actually 0-3
>team ends up losing
>>64820009
>being this much of a pansy
Dude, stfu. Just enjoy the rest of the postseason. Hopefully Walsh will be replaced.
>>64820011
this is making up for a pretty mediocre regular season
>Post YFW he missed it
lol
>>64819958
>>64820130
>>64820094
>not already being drunk
>>64820123
im not saying it's a bad thing it's just so unbelievable
Who wants to see an NFCCG with two NFC West teams?
>>64820130
>>64820130
>>64820130
Kill me
one of us
>>64820217
last time it happened was pretty good
>>64820038
last vikings webm of the season
i just feel empty inside
>>64820130
>>64820130
>>64820130
>>64820130
>>64820196
I was too nervous to drink.
>>64820130
>>64820253
I appreciate you making it even though it was so painful. Thanks Swedbro, see you next season.
I miss Connor Barth.
>>64820130
It was shorter than an extra point
how do you miss that?!?
>>64820253
Maybe you can get a nice Muslim man to fill you up inside
>>64820130
>>64820130
just inexcusable 2bh pham baka
>>64820130
Accompanied by "oooooo myyyyyy gaaaawwwddd"
>Yfw Alex Smith wins the superbowl in the Stadium of a team he played for and got benched on
>Yfw Kaepernick sits there watching from the stands with tears in his eyes as Alex Smith makes the game winning drive.
Finally all of those Memewater faggots can fuck right off your team is an aids riddled joke
>>64820130
>>64820371
are you rich evans
>>64820130
Not even a Viqueens fan
>>64820130
>>64820253
how the fuck did the ball curve like that? looks like some invisible force slapped it away midair
>>64820130
>>64820130
Memes aside, were you impressed with the way Minnesota played today?
>>64820130
>>64820397
not anymore you mean?
>>64820130
>>64820130
What kind of kicker is better from beyond forty than he is from extra point distance?
>>64820412
that was the hand of God anon
Can someone webm this?
https://streamable.com/987w
>>64820434
I felt the same way.
Do you really want the seahawks in the superbowl 3 years in a row?
>Tfw the only likable team to make it to the NFC postseason is the cardinals.
CUTE
U
T
E
>>64820422
who
>>64819958
Was 27/29 and fucking nailed a 60 yarder last week. Easily could have been back up 5-7 yards and still drilled it.
you may only post in this thread if your team has an elite kicker. Post em lads
Love you Adam <3
>>64820130
>he's a "professional kicker"
>can't even kick a field goal that's closer than an extra point
>>64820130
Not a vikes fan but jesus
>>64820497
I said memes aside, buttmunch.
Ray Finkle's fg miss was 26 yds
>>64820422
You could literally replace memewater with almost anyone and the queens would either stay the same or improve. He's a complete non-factor
>>64820489
>you will never give pete carroll a kiss after winning the game
>>64820544
literally the entire game was memes
>>64820336
>missing Barth and not Matt Prater
>>64820422
Defensively yes. But nobody has ever dissed Minne's defense.Everyone knew it was/is the offense holding them back especially at QB.
>>64820130
>>64820544
>showing up after this defeat
>>64820422
not really
the Seahawk's offensive problem could mostly be blamed on the awful weather
The Viking's offense was pathetic, Bridgewater looks like a bad Alex Smith
he's broken
;_;
>>64820551
Minnesota has some problems on offense. I think adding Peterson took away the connection Norv and Teddy had. He's had spectacular games like Rodgers as well as not so good games like Rodgers. He needs help for sure.
>>64820489
PETE X JOHN OTP
IT'S CANON
>>64820544
No I honestly didn't know Minnesota had a football team. It seems that they've never won anything significant. Or have ever been relevant
>>64820612
Considering his pricetag, I don't miss Prater.
>>64820519
He was ours first
>>64820551
That's because AP sucks the creativity from that offense.
When McKinnon is in the backfield he at least gets the opportunity to do something other than watch AP scrape for 2 yards and probably fumble.
>>64820654
maybe his teammates should apologize to him for not scoring an offensive touchdown against the seahawks in 2 games
>>64820379
>Alex Smith playing on the field with numerous sad colin kaepernick camera shots in the stadium
Whether the chiefs win or lose, it would need a sequel of this.
Why are playoff Xeahawks so lucky?
Anyone else kinda like Joe Buck now? Aikmen is still awful but Joe has some good quips.
Is Bridgewater better than Carr?
>>64820626
Well maybe there will be some good quarterbacks in the 2017 draft if a revamped offense doesn't work this year.
>>64820654
At the end of the day, he's the only reason the Vikings were on the board.
>Blair Walsh held up during a media interview session, but he is now sobbing at his locker. Hard not to feel for him.
>>64820022
I'm a Chiefs fan but I fucking love Seabass
>>64820706
This is all Adrian Peterson's fault i expect him to get traded in the offseason to Dallas
Team looked better without him last year and he's only been good vs shit teams this season.
>>64820722
leave the trannies to me
That was some Nate Kaeding shit
Minus all the made kicks
>>64820722
Pete is part of the dark cult Bill is in.
>>64820706
>underated post
>>64820753
PALM TOP TIGER! :3
>>64820722
How lucky were the Seahawks in the last super bowl?
>>64820519
Vinatieri missed a 29 yarder this season.
>>64820741
But that's still not an excuse for that vital miss. He's a professional and needs to be able to make all 4 kicks.
if the seahawks win the owl this year, are they a dynasty? considering the state of the modern NFL, i would definitely consider them one
>>64820823
in b4 bridgewater gets kidnapped
>>64820706
>>64820797
samefag
>>64820777
>won by the skin of their teeth on a lucky play
Will patsfags finally drop this shit when the hawks win owl 50?
>>64820768
They won the division and lost on a fluke. Peterson got another rushing title. You're an idiot.
>>64820823
>>64820827
It's so fucking hard to repeat in modern football; once you win a championship, everyone wants to get paid
The same thing happens in college, too (look at all the mass early declarations from Ohio State)
>>64820695
This. Peterson is great, but he isn't a good blocker and he can't play out of the shotgun, a dying breed because of how he can hamstring your offense
>>64820827
If they're a dynasty than the late 2000s Steelers were a dynasty too.
So no, they are not a dynasty.
Dynasties are dead in the socialism era of the NFL
>>64820654
>first thing i thought about after reading this norwood almost crying years later thinking of wide right on four falls of buffalo
fuck this will never leave him ;_;
>>64820654
>>64820823
I feel for him
>>64820747
>>64820654
Poor guy, if I was a Vikings fan I wouldn't be mad at him. Fucking offense couldn't score a TD, and the placeholder botched it
>>64820777
Truu
>>64819958
3 for 1 special
>>64820852
>rekt
>>64820855
I mean the seahawks won by the skin of their teeth on a lucky play today
>>64820747
kek what a fag
>>64820859
Peterson really is making Bridgewater look bad, though. When Peterson doesn't make plays, it puts Bridgewater in constant 3rd and long situations.
>>64820722
Memes are powerful thing man. Conor McGregor can see into to the force with it. Seahawks can get into Owls with it.
>>64820927
Why heavy water for his number I wonder?
>>64820827
I don't know if I'd call them a dynasty
Steelers went to 3 owls within a few years and went 2-3 in them, no one calls that Steeler team a dynasty
>>64819815
>bustwater costing the vikings 8 points because hes a shit qb
vike fans should be rioting at this shitty qb.
Is a playoff win worth the difference between the 22nd and 25th pick?
>>64820935
yea but were not running around claiming we trounced the vikings like it was easy
>or at least im not
>>64820886
Ohio State was pretty much the same team. They just choked.
>>64820777
>>64820855
>being up by 14 and letting brady shit on you
>terrible pass play read by a rookie
>lucky 7s negate your dubs
stay mad
>B-b-but I thought Memewater was better than Carr guys
>>64820706
bridge water especially.
>>64820919
The offense did what they could, though (minus the fumble). You forget, they set him up to win against the Legion of Boom. It sucks, but Walsh shouldn't be on the team anymore.
>>64820946
The o line is horseshit. Bridgewater is a shit QB. He panics under pressure and can't convert third and long to save his life. Stop blaming the only talent behind the center.
>>64821011
>picking a nignog over a white man at qb
>>64819958
>>64820306
>too nervous to drink
Drinking calms the nerves
>>64820892
>"socialism era"
White moderates are a meme
>>64820978
Bridgewater actually played well, though.
>>64821036
He's my favorite celebrity chef.
All according to keikaku
>>64821008
>your teams legacy is that they are filthy cheaters and no one cares about your rings except unpleasable new-englanders
But at what cost anon?
>>64820654
I'm sorry but he was perfect from distance in the worst imaginable conditions. His team failed him, Adrian Peterson especially. He fumbles again and Blair gets scapegoated despite carrying that team all day
>>64820892
>>64820971
>making 3 owls in a row and winning 2 in 3 years is comparable to making 3 in 6 years and winning 2
i don't think so, but ok
>>64821079
kek
>>64821011
only brittfar and dumbasses thought that shit.
I told them bustwater was going to cost them
The Vikings are really impeding Bridgewater's development by forcing it to Peterson for 2 yard gains so often
He played better last year without Peterson
>>64820802
Shit happens, not in the playoffs though
>>64820823
JUST`
>>64820969
Heavy water is 2H2O. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
>>64821045
Pretty sure it was a Brit that described salary caps as a socialist concept. Which it kinda is.
>>64820978
nah teddy was decent today
unlucky with some dropped passes
ap didn't get anything going, even mckinnon looked better
>>64821080
That would be amazing
>>64821024
Who would he convert to? You saw him today put the ball perfectly in Diggs' hands on 3rd and long, just for him to drop it. Good coverage or no, he did everything he could.
>>64820777
>an amazing defensive play ends an amazing drive made possible by an amazing catch after an amazing comeback in an amazing Super Bowl
>LOL DEM HAWKS xD (a-am I in the 4chan club yet??)
>>64821075
did you watch the game? instead of throwing the ball away countless times he tried to rush or fell down and got sacked.
Though I will admit he did have a few decent throws in the final drive.
>all of these teams finding ways to lose at home
>tfw your team plays at home
>>64821120
My bad, family. I wonder why that.
>>64820980
Eh the wrong team won the last Super Bowl by pure luck and were gifted it. Sports isn't always fair. When Pats lose their first game and Seahawks still in it lets really laugh in their faces, thats all we can do.
>>64821103
I really hope the Vikings can work a trade with Dallas or something.
Peterson wants it. It would be better for the Vikings. Jerry is just crazy enough to do it.
>>64821129
>"Brit"
Lel who said anything about nationality?
>>64821164
He didn't give up on the play. That doesn't make someone a bad QB.
>>64821141
The secret is to get a bunch of undrafted free agents and have an elite QB throw at them.
>>64821024
It's his second year Anon, don't expect everyone to be a DangeRuss
>>64820855
>implying the Kearse catch wasn't a lucky play
sheer luck they got that deep down the field in the first place
>>64821022
That is true, but he also outscored the offense by making all 9 points. Idk man, I wouldn't be mad at him for his efforts. If they can find a more accurate and skilled kicker, then go right ahead but do it because the new guy would simply be better, not because of this game.
>>64821253
You mean use a meme QB? Sorry, Bridgewater isn't one of those.
>>64820855
im a hawks fan and thats not true, pats came back 14 and won on an incredible defensive play
Someone edit the Walsh field goal and add this music after he misses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYIb-acZwk4
>/nfl/ literally can't go one thread without mentioning the Patriots cheating
there are 31 other teams in the league, It's not healthy to obsess over one so much.
>>64821280
Kearse is the clutchest player on the luckiest team.
2 NFCG winning catches, double spin TD against broncos, ball bounching all over his body against the Pats
>>64820132
Where do you get these?
>>64821309
Rather a meme QB than a shit one. Thanks for the draft pics doe.
>>64821287
He's missed plenty this year and last. I was hoping he could redeem himself, and this was his shot. I hope they draft a new kicker.
>>64820022
Is he wearing old-man diapers?
>>64821309
>>64821141
>>64821075
>>64821022
>>64820946
nice to see you decided to stop being retarded
>Julian Edelman cleared to play. @Edelman11 wearing steel plate in left shoe to prevent flexing & re-fracturing foot. #7News #Patriots
>>64821193
sounds like a plan family
>GO HAWKS
>and hopefully they wont keep only a one point lead in carolina
>>64821395
rekt
>people say The Seahawks won because of luck
>Luck doesn't even play for the Seahawks
Why are people so stupid?
>>64821395
I'm trying to have a mature conversation here, faggot. Don't ruin it.
>>64821309
if russell is a meme QB teddy is just a shit QB then
Janikowski wouldn't have missed and Carr would have shown up in the clutch.
>>64821198
>they hate us cause they aint us
>cry constantly about how no one respects you
And people say Seattle fans are the worst.
>>64821418
i was serious. it was compliment. welcome back to the sane world
>>64821129
What difference does it make who called it socalist first? You're still a goy fuckboi
>>64821309
Yeah, everyone can't be a QB that goes into the play offs every year (including their rookie year) and makes it to the owl twice in those 4, possibly making it to 3.
>>64821429
What could he have done better today? Maybe he could have thrown the ball away more, but sometimes you just have to run the play until the end, whatever that may be.
>>64821430
Bridgewater did lead them to a chip shot FG though, hard to blame the game on him
>>64821446
Because Europoors are the authority on shitty economic systems.
>use backup center as starting left tackle in playoff game
>give up safety
It's just... how do you even justify this level of retardation?
>7 playoff wins in 4 years and still can get more
>Meme QB
So was the bungles or the biqueens loss worse?
>>64821465
Vikings woulda won by 2 TDs with a better Qb
>>64821463
he was fine today, didn't throw enough because they don't trust him but it's w/e
i'm just saying that russell is much better than teddy, so if russell is a meme what does that make teddy?
>>64820253
Yet another classic Vikings failure to add to the list
>>64821193
>pure luck
>gifted
>hawks up by 14 going into the forth quarter
>brady brought the pats to lead and then showed up defensively
>called luck after a similarly "lucky" catch by kearse
you trannies really are delusional
>>64821573
Both are terrible but losing over a chimp out takes the cake.
>>64821577
A pocket passer in a bad situation. When Peterson isn't on the field, Teddy has 300+ yard games. They're using Peterson in a way that actually hurts Teddy. If they really didn't trust him, then I think they'll draft a QB this year.
>>64820130
>>64821566
>M-McCarthy is a genius right?
>>64821566
>muh super bowl
>muh beating up on bad teams during regular season
>muh worked with bill walsh 1,000 years ago
mccarthy seems to have cemented a free pass to do whatever in GB and as a burrs fan I'm loving it
>>64821441
lol, patsfags shit post all the time, but i have never read anyone complain or cry about how other teams try to shit on them
>>64821573
Bengals, easily.
The Queens game was clean as fuck on both sides throughout. Losing because your nig nogs decided to muh dick the win away is hilarious.
>>64821575
How? Who would Carr have thrown to?
>>64821788
>not having an absolute madman for your coach
>>64821569
>10 points
>meme QB
>Defense babby
Pick three
Do you realize how godly Seattle is at not allowing touchdowns?
Shit is magic. Meme magic.
>>64821715
They trust hon enough to being him back for at least another year as starter.
packers gonna lose by like 20
>>64821905
Let's not forget, 3 of those points came from a fieldgoal at pretty much the spot where the ball was fumbled.
still can't believe matthews made pro-bowl this year. the dude had like 0 stops the last three games of the season and they were so many better ilbs than him this year
>mfw Seahawks fan complain about muh luck when the interception came after Kearse caught the luckiest catch since David Tyree.
>>64820706
Wow I guess I didn't even think about that. That is fucking pathetic
>>64821487
>euro worth more than $
I get your joke in regards to maybe spain or greece, but you were literally just talking about brits. Just stop pretending like you know anything about this planet, friendo
>>64821943
Him*
Arty any rate, I'm happy with the season they've had. Got a bright future next season
>>64820130
>>64821943
Good. Stack him up with elite receivers and linemen. Then if he doesn't pan out, at least they're bringing in a new QB with a stacked team.
>Seahawks coach Pete Carroll said after Sunday's Wild Card win, "I don't know," when asked Marshawn Lynch's (abdomen) availability.
is marshawn now just shaun?
>>64821569
>Russell has seven play off wins since 1991
>Bengals have none.
>>64822020
Pretending I know what I'm talking about has served me well, family.
>>64820130
>>64822053
NFC North Champs, nigga. Have to be happy about that.
>Russell Wilson turning a broken play into a huge gain
It's almost expected at this point.
>>64821832
Bombs to mike wallace and diggs.
>Brony absolutely anally destroyed and trying to take blame off his no TD throwing hack QB
>>64822074
I think they should get another star wide out in case Johnson doesn't work, decide whether McKinnon is the guy to "replace" AD and lock down Harry the Hitman
>>64820777
>>64821999
it's okay to be mad xhec ucks but these trips don't lie
>>64821798
there are two types of Patriots fans. The ones that always play the victim role and think they do no wrong and the shitposters who don't give a shit and purposely annoy everybody.
>>64822171
>another star wide out
who's their first?
>>64820519
You will forever hold a special place in my heart
>>64822078
Beastmode won an owl and has more of a chance at the hall. Not hating on Alexander, I wore his jersey today for all the luck stored in it.
>>64822154
He tried throwing bombs to Diggs. They were put perfectly in Diggs' hands just to get broken up. Also,
>wallace
>>64822131
>being content with going one and done
bengal-tier thinking Tbh
>>64822131
Absolutely. Beating the puckers for the division made this season a win
Did someone miss a field goal? How often does that happen at pro level?
>>64819815
Kill me.
All these vikings fans defending Walsh.
Fucking cut that faggot. I was literally in a bar telling the other vikings fans he only misses inside the 30 and he was gonna shank it. If you believed in it that's your fault fellow vikings fans.
I don't care he scored all the points. People should get cut for performances like that.
>>64822268
Often, but it was a chip shot.
Basically missing a 90' penalty to go to champions league quarter finals.
>>64822268
with some frequency, but a 27-yarder is typically considered to be a gimme
>>64822198
Ummm Diggs? I don't care if he doesn't compare to your team's WRs, but he's one of the best rookies this year
>>64822171
McKinnon did better than AP today. He's like a running back version of Brock. He'll do fine.
>>64822268
at sub 30 yards? hardly ever
>>64822348
Yeah I like him. Keep Line as the FBS for McKinnon and we're straight.
>>64822284
At the very least they need to draft a new contract.
He's getting paid bank to be mediocre.
>>64822268
it's happened a lot this season. It's the fact that he was kicking great FGs all game and the chip shot that a high schooler could of made was missed. Not only missed but BADLY missed.
>>64822268
Is Tom Brady still elite?
>>64820528
What's it like being perfect?
>>64819958
>>64822268
the field goal that he missed could have been made by a 10 year old
>>64822268
from under 30 yards? I don't have the exact numbers on hand but it's probably out there, likely under 2% or something.
>>64822268
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago
>Before Blair Walsh's missed, 27-yard game-winning FG attempt, kickers had been 189-of-191 (99.0%) on FGs of 27 yards or shorter this season.
>>64822383
As the FB
>>64822348
The Seahawks stacked the box every time Peterson was in the backfield. You're an idiot if you think that it was Peterson's fault Seattle dismantled their offensive scheme and forced Teddy to prove he can't carry a team.
>>64822333
eh he's pretty good for a rookie, but "star" is pushing it
we don't really have one either anymore
>>64822426
so he's the 1%?
>>64822415
I'm a perfect 100% with 0/0.
Eat that shit Walsh
>police12 still hasn't posted soles yet
>>64822472
I hate you
>>64822436
They completely took away the receivers, though. Go look at the highlights and see how much pressure those receivers were under. At least Teddy had 0 turnovers and plenty of good passes.
>>64821198
Thats pittsburgh
Everyone hates new england because new england has the most unlikeable cast of overhyped retards ever to play the game outside of dallas
>>64822348
>Princess Cadence is still alive
I was hoping you'd finally killed yourself or, at the very least, been horribly maimed in a car accident or something.
Which is worse?
>Football: missing a game-winning field goal from 27 yards
>Basketball: missing two free throws when down 1 with less than a second remaining in the game
What would be other examples of choking in gimme situations from other sports?
>Redskins are going to be the only home team to win this weekend
What wizardry is this?
>>64822527
I'm just namefagging for today. I'll probably take it off for a while after this. The funny thing is, I've been with you this whole time, hiding under your nose
>>64822109
P... Papa?
>>64822511
>most unlikeable cast of overhyped retards ever to play the game
That's not the Bengals
>>64822550
Free throws really depends on who is shooting. Some people just suck at it. All the kickers in the NFL are there for one thing.
>>64822472
He's our star. Not the leagues
>>64822550
Free throws are never guaranteed like 27 yard field goals.
>>64822550
90th minute penalty in soccer
idk anything about hockey
grounding into a DP with the bases loaded down 1 in baseball
>>64822618
Go to your room.
If Marshawn Lynch was in the game, would it have been so close?
>>64822700
Michael played well enough and the line blocked well so probably not.
>>64822618
PAPA CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>>64822700
No. Michael is half the back that Lynch is.
>>64820747
haha what a faggot
get paid millions of dollars to kick a ball once a week 5 months of year.
fucking buck up, make the hicks your supposed to make and dont be a pussy. Yeah I dont feel bad for a faggot like that
>>64822700
marshawn's over the hill
>>64822700
Would probably still be close. I'm a Seattle fan too.
Vikings Defense seemed pretty strong against the run game.
>>64822493
dude my feet are really gross, i don't think you wanna see that
>>64822649
that's a stupid qualification but w/e
couldn't you just say #1 receiver or something?
>>64822628
They aren't overhyped.
They have a few decent players, a worthwhile franchise QB and a fairly good defense
They have a team that can win a playoff game but are held back by their own chimpery
As opposed to Bellicheat and Tom "Crumples like a wet paper bag to a good passrush" brady
>>64822652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U
Heres the hockey equivalent
>>64822810
P O S T
or I will fucking end you. Stop lying and making excuses slut.
>below zero game
>LOL MEME QB CAN NA SCORE KEK
>ignoring the last 2 games where Hawks scored above 30
>>64822810
Are you really arguing semantics regarding what I designate the best WR on the Vikes as? Cmon man. Star WR, bray WR, #1WR, it's all the same
>>64822932
Best*
>>64821999
Do Seahawks fans do that? I'm one and many of my friends are, consensus is it was a mixture of a bad play call and the receiver not paying attentIon to the position of the DBs
>>64820130
>>64822859
I remember I got a pvr the day this happened. I still have that shit recorded and still don't believe it happened .
what's with all the flyover stadiums being named for banks?
>>64823297
Jews
Guys
What the fuck happened to the Packers this year.
>losing to the fucking r*******************************************************************edskins
Le Scheme Man does it again! Brilliant cover 0 defense.
>>64823406
Ask Sneak, he's pretty unbiased.
>>64821189
Curly was supposed to have H2O, Moe wanted it, too, so he took H2O2.
>it's the stooges, not rocket chemistry
>>64823406
They have a shit coach who is immune to fire.
if you told me the Redskins would kick the Packers ass when this season started I would of called you a fucking idiot.
Now look where we are...
>>64823529
More like what didn't happen, lol.
But yeah, 22nd pick confirmed. Doubt anyone good will be there but oh well.
>>64823596
Aaron has truly proven he is too old to handle pressure. They need to build that faggot a line.
>>64820886
cfb is not the same
the powerhouse programs that perform well in bowl games etc get the best recruits on clout
Why must the Vikings do this to me
>>64823810
And you don't even have to attend class of you go to an SEC school.
>>64820722
I didn't feel too lucky after >we lost the Super Bowl last year
If the Chiefs win the Owl, I will put a grenade up my ass and pull the pin.
maybe the packers can win if rodgers calls the plays and jay gruden keeps taking 8 years to get his players off the field
>>64822484
0/0=1 even your math is perfect. How do you live with all the pussy thrown at you daily?
>tfw you have no idea what Patriots team is going to show up against the Chiefs so you're keeping your mouth shut until you know for sure.
>>64822590
Bad Chrissy. No using chigger magic.
>9 tackles
>4 assists
>2 red-zone forced fumbles
Easily the best ILB taken in the 2014 draft.
>tfw 49er fans will commit suicide is Alex Smith wins a superbowl inside their teams stadium
Can't you guys see, anon. It is only Alex Smith's destiny to win this year. To make Kaepernick cry. To make the 49ers realize their dreams are crushed and Smith wasn't as bad as they said he was.
>tfw Seahawks fan
>tfw that win
>tfw finally starting to realize we might be the most meme team of all time
>>64823865
sounds legit
>>64824119
most of that was through goonin though. borland was better and mosley is better
>>64822053
lol to what? Lose again in the playoffs next year?
If they don't win the super bowl, it's not a satisfying year. I kind of hope they lost to Detroit week 2 so I could have completely given up on this team instead of having that 2% of me being dragged along with a team that never was going to win the Super Bowl after that pathetic performance against San Fransisco.
Most people wonder why I hate other Vikings fans so much. It's because shit like this, everyone tries to be positive and "Minnesota nice" after these big losses. Do you even listen to yourself or read your posts before you submit? The Vikings aren't ever going to win any big games.
>>64824188
>believing this meme nonsense
>defense held no. 1 rusher to 36 yards
>did not allow a touchdown yet again
Stop believing this meme shit. That was a legit win.
>>64824208
LOL 'no' to all that.
Would the Raiders have done well in the playoffs had they made it?
>>64824119
Telvin Smith is an all-round better player than he is
>>64824305
they'd have probably played a good team, so "no"
>>64824305
They would of beaten the Texans that's for sure.
Then get cucked by new england again
>>64824312
>"Julius Thomas is a Manning babby" - /sp/, 2015 offseason
>>64824305
They owuld have gave the queefs a good game
>>64824119
Mosley is better. He just doesn't play for the
"rough and tough old fashioned defense" steelers.
>>64824213
Are you new to liking the Vikes? Things have been so awful that I take joy in having a better season than the last one. AND they won the NFCN to boot. Of course I want them to win the owl but if they don't then what? Self loathe for being a Viking fan? Hate on the team and contemplate switching favorite teams? No. In a season like this one, I take pride that we grew and beat the fucking puckers for the division. If you can't see past their failures and take pride in the accomplishments of this season, you're fucking fairweather. I'm indifferent if you don't like other Vikes fans.
>>64824448
>taking pride in one of the biggest chokes in a one-and-done in years
?????
>>64824305
Lol no. I mean aside from the bronco game they weren't really playing anymore so I can't say for sure. Carr would've done better than bridgewater though, the Vikings where going as far as Peterson would take them and that wasn't very far. 50 yards on 20+ carries is fucking terrible and oliwale and Murray would've matched that. Carr would've been slinging it more for better or worse, but our d (namely our secondary) isn't better than Minnesota's, we'll never know man.
is Aaaron Rodgers still elite?
>>64824470
I take pride in the season. I never said I took pride in Walsh shanking the game winner dumbass. It was a great season for them and something to build on
2016 TIGHT END POWER RANKINGS
1. Gronk
2. Eifert
3. Based Reed
4. Olson
5. Kelce
6. Barnidge
7. Walker
8. Bennett
9. Witten
10-32 literally everyone else
33. NYJ Tight Ends
>>64824582
>packers going to win in washington
>taking pride in a meaningless divisional title
cool
>>64824582
>>64824448
>Are you new to liking the Vikes?
Lel I've been a Viking fan far longer than you by the tone of your post. I can remember the first time I had my dosage of what the Vikings do (it was overdue at the time) in the playoffs.
Then I remembered actually thinking that we had a broken the pattern of losing big games in 2009 and then being disappointed when they lost. After that, I knew that I likely would never accept the fact the Vikings could win a big game until it happens. Call it hypervigilance, call it pessimism but it's reality.
>Hate on the team and contemplate switching favorite teams?
Too late for that bud. There is a large part of me that wanted them to move so I could be liberated from them and move towards a fan who loved the game but hated the teams.
>If you can't see past their failures and take pride in the accomplishments of this season, you're fucking fairweather.
Nope I'm just a Vikings fan who knows that until some miraculous action happens the cycle will continue on and on. Call me a sadist but I do take pleasure in watching that bright light of hope burn out in young Vikings' fans eyes because I know I'm right and is vindicating. I don't like watching the light come on and off in older people because I hate the delusions of grandeur our fanbase has. Those people are so far gone they can't be saved. Only pitied when the pattern happens over and over again.
This team has literally done a greater big pile of nothing (one championship and they still lost the Super Bowl that year). There is nothing to be proud of.
>>64824404
He's good but not the playmaker Shazier is.
>>64824610
>kelce that low
>>64824912
He might be higher if he'd stop coughing up the fucking ball.
Can the Skins actually do it /nfl/
>>64824848
Such bait, much wow.
>>64824610
still the best
still a force of nature
>>64824912
If Kelce could honestly play more consistently he'd be top 3. The guys ahead of him are always dominant or a threat week in and week out. Kelce tends to get favorable matchups or gets shut down.
>>64825042
i just think you're kinda pathetic man, no need to get upset if you truly value your own opinion so much
>>64825077
is kelce a god blocker? olsen and gronk can block well, which given them the edge over kelce imo
>>64825084
He's not pathetic, he just hasn't learned yet. New fans haven't learned what it's like yet. Give it some time and he will and if he doesn't accept it by the next time then you can call him pathetic.
>>64824610
Jimmy Graham will be the top TE next season
>>64825144
The guys ahead of him all block very well. Kelce does a serviceable job, but cannot consistently matchup against d-linemen or linebackers and win. While you see Gronk and Eifert manhandling guys blocking, you'll see Kelce do that once every few weeks or so. He's much more active as a receiving threat.
The worst thing about this vikings/seahawks game is that the horse fucker is back.
Why isn't this shitbag banned?
>>64824703
I don't know how long you've been a fan, and by YOUR tone, I don't care. You're a fan who enjoys seeing others who like the same team give up on them so you can feel a sense of pride in being right about the Vikes shortcomings. I am not disappointed in playoff losses for just that fundamental reason. If it were similar to the Bengals making it every year, being one and done and no growth occurred from year to year, I could see being bitter. And no one is holding you prisoner to root for them on the sole basis of them possibly being the closest team to you geographically. Stop going for them, you obviously don't like them and haven't for a while if you become so easily disenchanted with them during an up season. I'm far removed from having delusions of grandeur. I believed the Vikes weren't ready for an owl appearance this season judging by how last season and the offseason went. I did think they'd be better this year, but that's about it. I like my squad. If you don't, that's you. Go frontrun with the pats or panthers.
Post vikqueens faces when they should have just thrown the packer game so they could have gone farther in the post season
>>64825299
Because being a horsefucker is grounds for banishment. As long as he doesn't post pony he is fine.
>>64825327
You do realize that is princess shitting up the thread false flagging right?
>>64825084
I value sticking by my squad. I value every victory that made them better than last year, including a "worthless" divisional title. I'm not mad or upset, I'm firm in my beliefs and will defend them if necessary.
>>64825227
I disagree familia. While he did play decently before he tore his shit up, he clearly couldn't care less about blocking anything. He only cares about receiving, and this deep into his career he's not that good at that. Jimmy G doesn't fit into that offense unless he gains weight and finally decides to block somebody.
>>64825372
Isnt* lol.
>>64825377
Are you sure? He was talking to me earlier and we were agreeing on what we thought of our team. But I suppose I wouldn't put it past him. If it is him he really is worse than sneak
>>64820099
>clothes
Illuminati confirmed
>>64825351
muh division banner lel
>Pete Carroll is the oldest coach in the NFL
younglings BTFO
>>64821036
J.D from scrubs!
oh fuck i have his rookie card
GET FUCKED VIKUNTS
REDSHARTS ABOUT TO GET EXPOSED TOO
>>64825703
Muh nigga
>>64825703
You and me should've played in the Owl/LAb Owl
I don't mind the division winners getting to host
It's a perk of winning a division
But why do the Panthers have to play the Seahawks? Why does the divisional win carry over?
It should be worst record at that point
>>64820827
Nfc dynasty maybe but who gives a fuck about that
Odell who?
>>64826010
IT'S GOTTA BE THE S̶H̶O̶E̶S̶ GLOVES
Post lucky jerseys
Will the seahawks allow BJ Daniels to get some playtime this playoff run?
>>64826122
lol his name is bj
>>64826010
That was a fucking ridiculous catch in 0 degree weather.
>>64826122
I don't see how the Seahawks could get the Texans back into the playoffs and then make Hoyer and Weeden unable to play.
>>64820099
>this is a 10 in Germany
>>64826171
ha ha clinton dix
Reasons to hate the Kansas Shitheap Queefs #627: Playing against the Patriots, effectively making me choose to root for the Patriots. Never thought I'd see the day, even when SJax signed on with them. Fuck you faggots for that.
>>64825812
Next time, breh
>but porter was on the field its not fair
>coaches are not allowed on the field
Why is he such a QT 3.14 bros?
>>64826111
My N'wah, I've got the blue version. Tatupu was a boss, and best of all is still with the Hawks.
>>64826207
>I don't see how the Seahawks could get the Texans back into the playoffs and then make Hoyer and Weeden unable to play.
what
>>64826371
He's not: he's an old faggot and I'd slap him if I ever met him.
>>64826382
Did you miss when Daniels went to the Texans?
>>64826416
Do Madden players only throw it deep, or what?
>>64826440
i guess so
Kirk's Cousin
>>64820130
anybody got a webm of that botched snap that Wilson turned into a first down pass?
>>64826225
>I hate them because they make me root for a team I also hate
Root for the meteor then.
>>64826589
people on /sp/ overreact to things
in other news water is wet
>>64826474
It is foolproof Victory because deepballs are determined by the game wanting you to win or not
>>64826474
There are two ways to win on madden. Be Alex Smith or throw dragons every down.
Remember: when the Packers win, Sneak will come into this general and pretend he believed the whole time and suck them off
Don't give him any attention
>>64826714
This. Fuck Sneak, he's such a fucking loser.
Did the Vikings and Packers even try to win in week 17? Surely they both knew that losing meant they get an easy first round matchup in the playoffs.
>Feast Mode running an absolute train on the Foreskins
>Vikindergartener fans NOWHERE to be seen
This is a comfy ass Sunday.
>>64826808
shh
>>64827539
>Vikindergarteners
hehe that's actually pretty good
why do you hate the vikes tho?
>It's a liberals win and fudge packers rejoice episode
>>64827626
>tfw liberal and Packers fan
>tfw Redskins are losing on purpose so that McCarthy and Capers still won't get fired
>>64827626
Soon the day will come where they lose, but it is not this day.
This weekend really could not have turned out any worse
The memes have taken over. I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me anymore
Paxton Lynch aka White (non meme) Cam Newton WILL be a Philadelphia Eagle
Paxton Lynch WILL be OROTY
Paxton Lynch WILL Lynch ever nigger out there
Paxton Lynch WILL set a deep ball record to Riley Cooper
Paxton Lynch WILL bring 6 owls to Philly (in a row)
Paxton Lynch WILL go down as the goat qb
Paxton Lynch WILL die on the field from a butthurt enfuled dirty hit by one of many thug players contracted by the cowboys who WILL then defend this dindu behavior and be relegated to the CFL (or more fittingly the LFL) because of it
(Tiki's wife's son approves of this post)
lol imagine being a vikings fan rn
>>64827784
ikr
>>64824188
You're either not a Seahawks fan of a real fan. Either way, if you think that was anything but a real win you don't understand sports
>>64820130
The Raiders will bootyblast the league next season.
>every team at home during the playoffs has lost so far
g-great omen, i-i'm sure they'll do fine
>>64827614
I hate the Vikings because they won't get over the fucking Joyner/Bridgewater hit. Suddenly our whole team is dirty because of that, and apparently Gregg Williams is to blame for no reason at all. My friend is also a huge Vikigs fan and turns into a total twat during NFL season.
I hate the Patriots because fuck Boston and I'm also still salty about Super Bowl 36.
I hate the Chiefs because FUCK Kansas Shitheap in general.
I hate the Cowboys because I inherited the hate from my Pops.
I hate the Redskins because they won't let go of the fucking RG3 trade. Get over that shit. They also acted like they're hot shit when they won the retard division in our conference. (No offense, Eaglesbro).
I hate but respect the 49ers because true rivals.
I just fucking hate the Seahawks because their fans are the worst in the league and they collectively shit their pants in a fecal tsunami when we beat them.
Bro teams: Lions, Raiders, Eagles, Cardinals.
>>64827990
You can either lose by a little or a lot. Your decision.
>>64828003
Any Jeff Fisher led team is a scummy one m8
>>64827990
>mfw all home teams lose during the playoffs with the away team winning the owl
>>64827614
Rams
Raiders
Packers
Minnesota hate Broship being forming
>>64828003
>>64828003
solid logic senpai
i like you guys just because of kurt warner and 1999, shit was amazing to watch
>>64828035
little pls, they already got BTFO by the Chiefs don't want it to happen agin
>Ben hurt and can't throw deep
>Bell hurt
>Williams hurt
>Brown hurt
>Pouncey hurt
>Have to face the best defense in MileHigh
The only hope is a Manning choke or divine intervention.
I have never felt so defeated after a victory.
>>64826499
Goddamn brits is disgusting.
>>64827990
>>64828129
oh ye of little faith
fear not, for thine savior shall rise once more
thy salvation lies ahead, be that only thy faith may deliver you unto it
Have faith, oh ye of little
Thy fears be quelled by his image
Golden in thy eyes, simply in his
ye of little faith, oh, remember thy doubt, for He shall prove you wrong
>>64828041
The league needs to grow their balls back. We play rough ball, and hard hits are a cornerstone of our defense. It's old school. We see dirty hits in other games every week, but none of those other teams get the label. Stupid penalties? Sure. Call us undisciplined all you want, I'll own that. But dirty? Grow a fucking spine.
>>64828100
The Eagles being perennial playoff contenders in the years when I was growing up really endeared me to them. I wanted to see them go all the way.
>>64827838
Jesus H Christ, I can't believe a seacuck fan went through the trouble of getting inside their training center just to snap a "stealthy" vid of Wilson. Cringey as all hell.
>>64828157
activate Vick senpai
>>64828092
>Super Bowl 50 could be a repeat of Super Bowl I if the Seahawks fuck up and lose to Green Bay
SCRIPTED
>>64828272
>being this salty
It's from one of his teammate's Youtube channels.
>>64828272
that's from the real rob report senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poozz9kzUeU
>>64828264
>none of those other teams get the label
This victim complex. You're acting like people don't call the Stoolers, Chimpcinatti, Murderbirds, Xehawks, and other pieces of shit dirty as all hell.
>>64828282
If this happens I am so fucking done with the NFL.
Scripted-ass bullshit fuck the Packers and their bandwagon fans
>>64824610
>3) Reed
lol
>>64828282
>three straight years of xhecu.cks memeing their way to the owl
Redskins showing why they really don't belong in the postseason, just like the rest of their dogshit division
There are no great teams this year. The least awful team will win the Owl.
>>64826351
>Not one of these coaches is within 15 feet of any Steeler player.
TOTALLY THE SAME THING
>>64828361
>Steelers
>Ravens
>Seahawks
All teams known for good defense. Again, grow some nuts.
>>64828157
Because the refs handed you the FG? =/
>>64826499
I hope that dude in the glasses is retarded
>the same fucking teams advance every fucking year
>NFL
>parity
>>64828572
The refs also took away a fumble touchdown. If that play is a td, then ben doesn't get hurt. Maybe don't chimp out
>>64828264
>it will never be the early 2000s again
>we will never go to back-to-back-to-back-to-back NFCCGs ever again
feels bad mang
at least the skins are getting trashed
>R******* fans actually thought Kirk Cousins was a good QB
>>64828657
He was definitely down on that fumble FG, dipshit.
>>64827539
isnt this the sunday before your team moves to LA
>>64828661
>at least the skins are getting trashed
We're you expecting anything else?
>>64828348
What a bunch of dumb apes. This is just zoology 101
>>64828745
>every wild card home team lost
What if every home team next week loses?
>>64828715
The first Shazier one you fucking dipshit.
Hou here /top of the AFC/?
>>64828221
I want to believe but this team is just too damn inconsistent. You put a good pass rush against them and the Pats struggle badly. You can only hope the players coming back from injury make that much of a difference which I won't know until I see them play.
>>64820130
>>64828789
Can you make one for the eagles pls?
>implying I'm not a wagie
>Tfw when your team had one of those rare victories that feel even better than an owl
Holy shit, last night was beautiful.
>>64828802
i'm ok with this
>>64828540
They also aren't getting pushed by opposing players too.
Every road team wins and every home team will win next week
>>64828802
>chiefs
>steelers
>seahawks
>packers
>all win again
>Gregg RosenthalVerified account
@greggrosenthal. @ArmandoSalguero reports Joe Philbin pushed hard to draft Derek Carr in 1st round to replace Tannehill.
With quarters coming up, what would be the best super bowl game we could get?
>Panthers v. Patriots
Panthers need to free the ghost of Delhomme
>>64828875
Cause they are staying away from them.....
>>64828866
Nothing is better than an owl. Cinci ruined any chance they might have had.
Kirk Cousins is fucking trash but I would expect a shit franchise like the Redskins to waste money on re signing him.
>>64828844
>You put a good pass rush against them and the Pats struggle badly.
Literally any fucking team struggles with a good pass rush against them.
It will make a difference with us not having 80% of the roster dead, I promise you.
Is there such a thing as home field advantage anymore?
I'm prepared for all road teams to win next week too.
well, I'll take a playoff win over a playoff loss any day of the week
gg redskins
now time for Arizona to anal rape us again
>>64828003
>Suddenly our whole team is dirty because of that
No, your whole team is dirty because they do dirty shit in every game. They play borderline football and don't get called for it.
>>64828902
repeat of superb owl 31
or
repeat of superb owl 38
pretty gud matchups imo
>muh home field advantage
>every home team this week got ass blasted
>>64829046
>snook
>>64828861
Anything for an Igglesbro, but I'm at work right now so it'll be a while.
>>64828983
>>64828983
their clueless GM and owner will probably give him the most they can.
>>64828902
The NFL will script it to be a Super bowl I rematch with the stories being about Smith in San Fran, 2005 draft, and Rodgers back in northern Cal
>>64828902
Maybe they can actually win without Kasay gifting Brady and Viniateri field position
>>64829075
>superb owl 31 rematch
Almost happened in 2007, 2011, and 2014
Packers always find a way to fuck it up in the conference championship
>>64829171
I'm okay with this
>>64829083
2 of the home teams should've won
>steelers, seahawks, puckers are still alive
there is truly no god
>no one is talking about adrian peterson's 2ypc
The kicker missing 1 of his 4 kicks means that AP being shit all game is forgotten.
>>64820011
What about the last game?
>fanout
?
At least I'll never have to know the feeling of playoff loses.
Where will Robert Griffin the 3rd play next year?
>>64829229
Actually I have to agree.
That viking choak and chimpout bengal was inexcusable
>>64829267
>being too young to remember the Tuck Rule game
>>64829271
Texans
>>64829083
None of these home teams are 8-0 at home though desu senpai
>>64829317
I was six when that happened. I'm 20 now.
russell wilson is a fake Christian just like every miserable politician
i hate him
>>64829365
you seem upset
>>64829365
Who's bird is that?
>>64829358
>there's an entire generation of Patriots fans who don't know life before Brady
fuck that just hit me, they've been good for that long.
>>64829400
Russell Wilson's
>>64829365
God was on Russel 'Jimmy Rustler' Wil 'my girlfriends son' son's side today when Blair Walsh took a big shit on the state of Minnesota
>>64829365
LOOK AT DAT FUCKING BIRD
>>64829437
i think its crazy how lucky the seahawks are with how many times other teams choke or the refs.
>>64829406
But they will know life after him, when they turn into Cowboys "muh history" fans.
>muh homefield advantage
>every single home team has lost
>all these tears
What a great week of handegg.
>>64829083
Just because you have an advantage doesn't mean you'd win. And just because you lost didn't mean you didn't have an advantage. If you rolled two dice and end up snake eyes while the other dude rolled a six with a single die, you still had an advantage even though you got BTFO.
>all the favorites won
lame
NEW BREAD
>>64829503
>>64829503
>>64829503
NEW BREAD
>>64829503
>>64829503
>>64829503
>>64829498
Nfl reached perfection last night.
I don't think I've ever been more entertained.
>>64829469
Yeah desu. It's pretty exciting though. So many of their games never really feel over.
>lose superbowl last minute.
>lose 5 games in the 4th quarter
>fail mary
>last years NFCC game vs the packers
>today
why is watching the seahawks so based?
>>64829482
this. the road pats fans will follow has already been paved for them by the cowboys. when they start losing half will become delusional we dem pats types and the other half will abandon ship
>>64820379
Mfw kaep gets revenge while playing for the texans and a rivalry begins
>>64829525
>all the underdogs lost in humiliating fashion
hilarious tho
>>64829406
tfw i remember bledsoe pete carroll 98 99 00 that slow downward slope..
>>64820823
that feel on his face