Reports: Messi will wear this suit during Balon d'Or Gala

that shit is tomorrow already?

>>64812045
I thought Barcelona were anti-royalty? Will those Masonic fucks kick him out?

>>64812045

If he's so great, How come he can't win anything for Argentina?

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Shit is it that time of year already?

I want good webms lads

>>64812526
>this picture is 4 years old

>>64812612
He's just a man after all.

>>64812653

>The Brazil World Cup was 5 years ago

>>64812659

What does that even mean?

>>64812653
>there are 'people' on /sp/ right now who have never seen this picture

Has the halal fags ever applauded Messi at the Bernabeu? They seem to applaud for Barça players they deem worthy like Ronaldinho and Iniesta recently in the 4-0 but I've never seen them applaud the GOAT

>Gala
Unnecessary tbqh

>>64812699
>7-1 was a year and a half ago

>>64812641

>he's on his toes again, the madman

>>64816082
Never thought of it like this.

Ronaldo probably IS tip-toeing like usual and Messi notices it

>>64812641
Messi looking to see if Antonella has his sprite ready then he turns an sees Ronaldo and thinks to himself "Look at this faggot on his toes again".

>>64816465

>>64816465
I was in that thread too, m8.

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>>64816465

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

>>64812045
>crown pattern

cheeky bastard

If he wears this I think it perfect for getting back at Donaldo for chimping out last year. It subtle but everyone will know what that suit implies. I can't wait to see Dondalo's reaction.

>>64812641
Does Lahm remind anyone else of Ryan from the office?

Hi, is this the TSUUUU thread?

>>64816628
>trophy padding

>>64816967
What does it imply?

>>64817396
> EPL is the best league in the world.

>>64817426
Germans were Nazis but now their Mudslimes also Ronaldo is his bitch.

>>64812969
He's raped them too hard family.

>>64817430
Maybe, maybe not. Most of those are bullshit though.

>povertyball cucks are the only """people""" on /sp/ who start threads on what another man will wear to an award ceremony
oh and cuckhoop niggers too

>And the 2015 balon d'or goes to... Lionel Messi!
>*camera focuses on Tsunaldo*

>>64817581
How about not. Even with the bullshit out they clearly are not.

>>64816628
>Those Balons D'Or
>11

Figo, Ronaldo (questionable, as this was part Inter and WC), 'dinho, Cannavarro, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, CR7, CR7.... that's only 10 unless you accidentaly counted Rivaldo's Balon D'Or in 99

>>64812045

Dude will wear whatever pleases his manager, ownership and the brand building team. Messi is like modern footie impersonated; absolutely zero presence outside the pitch, just 100% lab-made perfection on it and everything else is thought out by a FIFA/Barca committee. I can't even think anything useful for his eventual post-career planning. Guess the sheiks or whoever run the mafia after all this mess are gonna parade him around like a 900-year-old deaf-mute pope or something and the rest of the time he'll play vidya and eat cheese pizza.

>>64818069
Please enlighten us to the footballers who are the opposite of Messi.

>>64818318

Joey Barton is a dedicated cunt for life and a mediocre player at best, but at least you can put him in front of cameras and he'll probably say some funny meme shit and not just stare into oblivion trying to remember what the funny suit folks from Qatar Airways, Coca-Cola and Nike said. Dumb fucks are just funnier unfiltered.

Messi can do anything he wants and I'll still love him.

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>>64816628

>>64819151
Messi's personality may not be the flashiest. However having a brand building team and letting them take care of the PR side is huge advantage for him. He has more time to focus on his football and he's not tweeting every second of the day like Joey Barton. If Messi prefers to play vidya and eat cheese pizza more power to him, who say that footballers have to be celebrities post-career.

>>64817687
It's bullshit whether La Liga is better or not.

>>64819751
I think it widely regarded that they are better and I'm not saying it will be forever but damn can we just be real and just admit they are better at this moment and have been for a while. English pride if pride but not at the expense of blindly rejecting facts.

autism?

>>64819894
*pride is fine

>>64819535

>america del sur.
>importante en el futbol

Cuando dejeis de tener ligas de mierda y vuestros jugadores dejen de subirse a lanchas neumaticas para venir a jugar a Europa nos avisais,

>>64819894
So what? That pic makes an argument and that argument is bullshit. Disagreeing with the proof of something is not disagreeing with the conclusion.

>>64820237
You could have been clearer I agree the proof is horrible are we even sure it uses the same time periods for all three leagues. Also the EPL was the best league during that time when some of those tropies were won

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This is what the """greatest""" """"""football""""" """""""""""""athlete"""""""""""" looks like.

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>>64820468

Damn, looks familiar.

>>64820346
Yeah, yeah, FUCK MESSI,

>>64819746

Ok that settles it then I guess. I didn't cry out with the rest of the "muh tradisshun and meth heads on rampage" when they took goons and the dirty tackles off the NHL, but I do miss it when the ideal of an iconic superstar athlete wasn't a fucking UN ambassador of strawberry cake and bunny rabbits and Rooney could take a drunken leak at the pub corner three days before the season opening. These guys are why I watch sports and when Ibra quits there will be no borderline insane street smart on the top level anymore, it's only a family friendly hugbox where standing terraces are a menace of the society and the fat cats at FIFA always get away. with their actually revolting shit. Even the scandals revolving Messi are focusing his fucking tax planners. I guess it's an "old man yells at clouds"-thing, but fuck modern footie and fuck balloon door hype, it's time for grandpa to take his meds.

>>64820468
so he should have defined muscles instead? Are you americucks that fucked in the head with seeing lean negro bodies? Protip: low bodyfat means absolutely nothing.
Or should he be massive for no reason?

I think you're confusing athleticism with strength. I assure you Messi would outrun, outspeed, outlast any possible strongman or american football player on Earth.

>>64812641
Crynaldo trying so hard not to show how painful his calves are from standing on his toes the whole time

>>64820580
How's Rooney doing lad??

>>64820628

Some folks just have a twisted picture of what a top footie athlete looks like. Messi is build for endurance and planning his actions five steps ahead when the game constantly develops around him and he needs to be a million things packed into one to be the true GOAT. American events are more focused on high specialization, physical qualities driven to the extreme and having long breaks for the strategy/tactics specialists to figure out the next move. It's mostly a cultural thing, not good, not bad, but some fucks will never get it.

>>64812969
You might clap a man who was smart enough to sell you a fake watch for a few hundred quid but when someone rapes you, your wife and extended family at least twice a year for god knows how long you don't do that shit

>>64821211
> Implying people who've been raped don't enjoy it.

>>64812969

No.

Because he has roasted them harder than Ronaldinho ever did.

>>64820468
M8, it's not like Brady or Chicken Parm look any better and those two are highly regarded, more so Brady

>>64819151
Messi doesn't give a shit about being a celebrity. It's nice

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>>64819388
>eat my first bifi as a child
>no one tells me you're not supposed to eat the thin plastic layer it's wrapped in

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Daily reminder. That's Lionel's wife on Ronaldo's lap

>>64820229
Las 3 estrellas de tu mejor equipo son sudamericanos. KEK

>>64812045
Drag cucks worry aboot fashion

>>64826106
>pique
>sudamerican
only honorary.

>>64820229
wow there, handle the banter

>>64820229
buena biblia

>yearly fashion show

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>>64827578

god i love those fat latina natural tits

they have a distinct look to them

>>64826094
sorry buddy we all know Penaldos gay

>>64812045
It's autism.

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>>64820229
>vuestros

>>64831142
CHI

>>64831146
CA

>>64831250
NO

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>>64816465

Still funny the second time

>>64819535

>meme latin championships
>meme copa

Kek

>>64820229
>dejeis

>vuestros

>avisais

Calm down there Cervantes, you're 500 years late kek

>>64816541
Are these Lahm, Kroos and Robben behind him?

>>64816541
what was he actually reacting to?

>>64831555
Considering other people are also laughing it must be a joke from the host

>>64817337
No. I'm not faceblind.

>>64812641
obligatory comment about neuer and ronaldo's head synchronicity

looks like a manga pattern

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>>64812045

>>64819342
This is how I feel about Rppney

>>64825826
I fucken painted that picture and posted it here like a year ago. Give it back.

>>64820229
>el mejor jugador de su país es argentino
>la más grande figura histórica del club más importante de su país tambien es argentina
>su único mundial de fútbol lo ganó jugando al futbol que predican argentinos y holandeses

>>64812045
truly the GOAT

>>64816541
kek. that fucking filename.

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>>64820229
Sí, y Di Stéfano es Español

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>>64816541
>>64831555

Have some OC

typical nigr attire

>>64812641
Neuer is literally the only one who is appropriate dressed.

>>64812641
>robben on the right, waiting for neuer to move
>so he can cut inside

>>64831458
Not that anon, but that's the correct way to say it

Messi will win and he will pimp slap Penaldo

>>64812045
>That pattern
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

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HERE YALL GO

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>no based LCIM this year
;_;

>>64836984
Robben looks like he is in the Iron Man suit and is ready to take off.

>>64836996

>Robben

You must be new here. HIS FUCKING NAME IS LCIM, PEDRO.

>>64837017
yeah yeah, I know Ne(verwinanything)therlands

>>64837030
>>64837017

Damn RIP holland

>>64812045
Looks like a fucking pijama desu senpai

>>64837113
This is a bad thing how??? The man wants to be comfy when he wins.

>>64837030
kek

>>64836984
Even though he has zero world cups and played for Chelsea and Madrid, Robben is my fucking hero.

>>64831645
R A R E
A
R
E

>>64812641
neuer's face gets me every damn time

he looks like tom hanks

>>64820628
>>64820970
>>64820468
he's not black and bulging with muscles and gut so he's not an athlete to americans