A.J. Francis DT
Mark Glowinski OG
Marshawn Lynch RB
Kevin Pierre-Louis OLB
Tye Smith CB
Kristjan Sokoli G
Luke Willson TE
Nick Easton C
Kenrick Ellis DT
Taylor Heinicke QB
Charles Johnson WR
Zach Moore DE
Jeremiah Sirles OT
Brandon Watts OLB
ICE STATION ZEBRA
COME IN, THIS IS SEALAB
> you will never be part of the greatest generation, killing nazis, freeing the world, and walking out in sub-zero temperatures in a short sleeve shirt
The nfl could be so metal yet the choose to be fags
who /Bloomington/ here?
Did that bitch just make a Frozen reference?
Can we just keep women the fuck out of football?
Sure got gud goy real fast
Your time to shine, Serbbro - make a Yuro thread please.
>Everyone with that cold weather
I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but weather aint one.
This. Hawks always have a close game against Panthers in Charlotte anyway.
I thought it'd be warmer in the desert
They're just at the game to be seen.
At least it looks like they're watching and not just looking at their phones the whole time.
Would you comfort her if the Shithawks got blown out?
>adrian peterson channeling his inner barry sanders
I doubt she's a fan of anything other than big black guys.
you skinbros are alright, stay out of the gamethread tonight
She looks like one of those stick bugs.
That's about all I care about, honestly. Hate the hawks. They'd probably lose against Carolina anyways, but I don't even want to risk it. I'm more comfortable facing literally all other 4 teams than the Seahawks.
Even without Marshawn "tha Truck" Lynch you got this
I always assume she's like Sophie B. Hawkins, self-described pan-sexual.
Who Ice Station Zebra comfy?
Based Al Michaels reading the fucking ads in the most reluctant and non-caring voice possible. For Joe Buck they're the most important part of the broadcast, he commentates on the game action like he's on adderall all the fucking time though.
>tfw got a new microwave oven to cook my grilled cheese sandwiches in earlier today
a sign that my vikings will win this
FAILED MEME PLAY
FAILED MEME PLAY
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THANK YOU BASED COLD
It's from the Victoria's Secret fashion show so I'm assuming it's one of their magic titty scrunchers.
>pic related is second-most favorited pic in Instagram history
Nah, they fucked up the snap. Ryan freaked the fuck out. Seacucks BTFO
All teams report in and tell who you're rootin' for.
Jestfag reporting in, go Vikes I guess.
>modified skeet puller full of VCR's
>shaking my grieving booty
>I tried to get the cat in there, but.. he's crazy.. he hates it.."
No, but you will be when Trump sends all the mexicans to Trudeau
Who can stop these 2?
oh god the hawks are going to lose I just feel it senpai
fug, gonna have to go for it on every 4th down
i dont normally remind people this early but reminder:
the seahawks are a second half team
The McD in my neighborhood has 50 nuggets for $10.
10x the daily recommended dose of sodium, but totally worth it.
Cowboys fan on suicide watch reporting in. Vikings only because All Day. I honestly want the Cardinals to win it all because I fuck with Carson Palmer since his Chad and TJ Whosyamother days.
>mfw Ryan breaks his own nose
God damn I hate my fiancee's husband always coming over to watch the game. The couch only sits 4 and my wife and his sons always get priority.
Here I am eating microwaved grilled cheese in my shed.
Such is life as a seahawks fan
It looks better once you take it out of the wrapper and slice it up.
Go Hawks. Hate that fucking viking horn
the vikes are actually playing pretty good. I'm scared.
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APPROVED Gender-neutral Pro-nouns for the Seahawks: