CIN:Jeremy Hill fumbles Wild Card game away
PIT:Antonio Brown suffers concussion late in win
PIT:Roethlisberger's return sparks comeback win
CIN:Bernard forced to locker room by scary hit
KC:Chiefs 'real concerned' about Maclin's knee
KC:Kelce explodes for 8-128 in Wild Card victory
HOU:Hoyer plays catch with Chiefs' DBs in shutout
TB:Report: 49ers interviewed Koetter on Saturday
FA:Kevin Sumlin turns down Eagles HC pursuit
MIA:Adam Gase lands Dolphins head coach spot
DET:RapSheet: Jim Caldwell's job not safe
SEA:Werder: Lynch's decision 'seemed very sudden'
Tom
1st for Bengals are da bomb
Broncos
>tripfags
>>>64802040
i think im gonna spend the money on some seeds and just grow the shit myself
memes
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Toxins are based
>>64802086
You know this shit is scripted to get one more peypey tommy showdown right?
>>64802040
I can kind of relate, I'm a complete normie barring some hobbies I keep in the closet.
Fuck Adam Jones
>>64802098
chiefs don't stand a chance against the pats, fuck off with your tinfoil hat shit
>>64802086
Now that the Chiefs playoff drought has officially ended can this stale copy pasta finally be put to rest?
>>64802086
>Krabs is now a Chiefs fan after years of mental abuse from being a Jets fan
>tfw best pass rush in NFL
>>64802083
areyou in a place where that's legal? i have a friend from high school who worked on a weed farm in denver, he said it was a lot of work but weirdly rewarding
>>64802100
this place is where i get out all my autism because otherwise i'd prolly do it in public
>>64802118
>the chiefs have won a super bowl more recently than the jets
wew lad
>tfw my powerball quickpick was 13-57-34-32-19::16
Still had a better chance to win than the bunglels, what a dissapointing game.
Thank you anon
>>64802086
The power of shitposting is real
Praise Smeth
>>64802135
i live in washington so if i get the permits i could
>>64802118
naw, just appreciate dedication to shitposting
>>64802152
How long until she goes BLACKED
>my face when "people" actually think the team with a top 5 offense and a top 10 defense in the NFL won't repeat as Superbowl champs this season
>Tom Brady (objectively and statistically a top 1 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jonas Gray (best young RB in the game who will be 100% awake and punctual, he will put up 500+YDs/5+TDs/5.0+YPC, against the colts alone)
>Rob Gronkowski (a top 1 TE and going into this season will be fully ready to be elite again 1600+YDs/16+TDs)
>Aaron Dobson(literally a Randy Moss-clone)
>Julian Edelman (top 10 WR, 1300+YDs/8+TDs)
>Brandon Lafell (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Jamie Collins/Donta Hightower (two of the fastest and most explosive LBs in football)
>Bryan Stork (best young blocking Center in NFL)
>Best Front 7 in the NFL
>Top 3 LB corp in the NFL
>Top 5 Defense in the AFC
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Patriots aren't Repeating this season
The Patriots Superbowl repeat drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap It
>>64802111
Except Pittsburgh and Baltimore are more like two rocks that will bash the shit out of each other until the end of time or they both disintegrate into oblivion.
>>64802133
>2016
>losing to miami
>>64802167
Isn't the entire offense ded?
Guys, I-I don't f-feel so good... I...
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Post QBs better than Hoyer
>>64802149
sounds like a good time
don't you need like land to do that? i was under the impression you couldn't just do it in your house or w/e
>>64802152
everything in this picture is so attractive and there's that fucking dog
top tier photo
>>64802167
Looks familiar.. Did I write that?
Post 'em
Feelin' good lads.
>>64802188
>tfw no head coach
>>64802152
>that flat ass
Low test detected
>>64802186
Shhh
Toms got it covered
>>64802192
No I fucking wrote it before the season
>>64802195
go hawks
>They think 18-1 isn't happening
>>64802209
Liar
The Stork part is definately me
>>64802133
>Josh McDaniels still has a job despite his offense being exposed as YAC babbys
Of course the offense will better when Edelman comes back, it's built for him to run all over defenders after catching short passes from Brady and turning them into 25 yard receptions
>>64802188
>tom brady doesn't even make all-pro
>despite having better stats than newton and palmer
holy kek, how bitter can the NFL be?
>>64802241
WHOA
>>64802207
you don't need one. Ronde barber for head coach
>>64802188
Literally all of them
>my face when "people" actually think the team with a top 5 offense and a top 10 defense in the NFL won't repeat as Superbowl champs this season
>Tom Brady (objectively and statistically a top 1 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jonas Gray (best young RB in the game who will be 100% awake and punctual, he will put up 500+YDs/5+TDs/5.0+YPC, against the colts alone)
>Rob Gronkowski (a top 1 TE and going into this season will be fully ready to be elite again 1600+YDs/16+TDs)
>Aaron Dobson(literally a Randy Moss-clone)
>Julian Edelman (top 10 WR, 1300+YDs/8+TDs)
>Brandon Lafell (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Jamie Collins/Donta Hightower (two of the fastest and most explosive LBs in football)
>Bryan Stork (best young blocking Center in NFL)
>Best Front 7 in the NFL
>Top 3 LB corp in the NFL
>Top 5 Defense in the AFC
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Patriots aren't Repeating this season
The Patriots Superbowl repeat drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap It
>>64802225
>They think they will get past Russell "playing like a damn fiddle" Wilson
>>64802227
No it's not
You never liked gray or dobson
Faggot
>>64802235
>of course the offense is better when the #1 WR is back
Some advanced analytics going on over here
>>64802249
THERE
I think it would be cool if the seahawks lost 4 super bowls in a row like the bills, but it wouldn't be as bad since they at least won one
>>64802250
Ronde for coach
Tiki for oc
the corpse of monty kiffin for dc
>>64802265
MOTHER
For Seahawk fans
>>64802188
BSR coming through
>>64802257
>27-23
>>64802190
depends on what you wana do, if you want to be a supplyer you have to have land. but there is land a-plenty in west washington, the only problem is youre gonna have to live in west washington lol
if youre just trying to be a caregiver hell yeah you can just grow that shit at your house. just make sure you have the right credintials
>>64802253
you guys make it dramatic, we'll meet you next year, who knows we might let you have it
>>64802279
THERESA
If Patriots win next weekend /sp/ is going to hit its shitposting critical mass and collapse in on itself.
>>64802315
Chefs pls
>>64802315
>Pats win
Shitpost
>Pats lose
Shitpost
There are no losers
Save us based Jules.
Is Ryan Shazier elite?
>>64802315
it'll explode regardless who wins, it'll be the shitposting owl with both of them entering cocky and one leaving butthurt beyond repair.
>>64802315
>Chefs win everything
>a new age of shitposting begins
>>64802345
He's a dirty headhunting cancer patient, but yeah he's pretty elite.
>>64802141
>black text
Fix dat fukken font
>tfw no head coach
>>64802352
>dirty headhunting
spotted the bungle fan
Is Bryant elite?
>>64802332
>tfw first play from Edelman is a punt return for a TD
>if the Bengals had won, Burfict running to the locker room would have been the funniest shit
>instead he's the goat
I'd probably kill myself if I was a Cincinnati fan.
>>64802377
Lions fan desu, but did you not see the hit on Bernard? The guy lowered his helmet to hit a defenseless player.
>>64802386
Looks like he is bringing his beard back unless this pic isn't new.
>>64802374
I didn't make this
>>64802433
>>64802386
Fuck, my pic didn't upload.
>two Bengals players get blown up helmet to helmet
>no penalty
>Pacmans hit on "defenseless despite looking forward taking 2+ steps" wheaton(?)
>flags flags flags
>steelers coaches/fat guys in rain coats kept lip smacking w/ Bengals players
>every other play like 5 of them ran on the field baiting flags
>stoolers coach literally caught shoving a guy early in the game
Why do Pittsburgh coaches blatantly interfere? Shit was as bad as Tomlins sideline stunt.
>>64802376
you still kept your OC right? that should at least keep the offense on track
I think it was a pretty impressive turn around for being the worst team. I hope we get another pirate bowl soon
Is there a more meme team than the Bungholes
>>64802460
Seakeks
>>64802429
That is the part they get you on. Gio wasn't defenseless. This doesn't negate that Ryan's hit was illegal regardless, but when people stop bitching in 24 hours we are going to pretend tat it does.
>>64802386
>punt return
>against Dustin Colquitt
HAHAHAHAHA good fucking luck. If you even tried returning it the ball wouldn't even land before the defense gets there
>>64802299
>HGH is at my door
>>64802471
#1 defense three seasons in a row isn't very meme desu
>>64802449
Joey Porter and Munchak should have been fucking thrown out of the game
>>64802460
vikings, you'll find out why in less than 12 hours
He's watching you senpai, better watch out
>>64802489
Found the Seakek
>>64802460
no, and fuck all those people that went "bengals are for real this year"
christ i actually thought the pats might repeat this year but kansas city has their number and is going to blow them the fuck out
no way patriots o-line can handle that pass rush, brady is going to throw like 3 picks
>>64802489
four years in a row, actually
>>64802507
You're right the patriots are bad this year and are going to lose, Brady is too old and Bill just isn't cutting it anymore.
why this nigga not have any eyebrows?
>>64802537
gotta go fast nigga
>>64802537
He has that disease where he can't grow hair anywhere
not even pubes
>>64802504
>Assblasted whiners fan
Nice "franchise" you got there. Should be relegated desu.
>>64802506
Dalton would have converted that 2-point attempt desu
>>64802507
how come all news outlets project after a 5-0 start " they will be undefeated, based on projections", but then never backwards project and go "based on the past 6 weeks, they should be 5-11""?
Chefs win da owl
tfw drunk and made rice w/ butter
shit is GOAT
>>64802507
chiefs are actually the worst matchup for the pats of all remaining AFC teams desu
pats fans should be mad at the bungles for bungling it, the steelers are a better opponent for them
>>64802553
>not BLACKED
>>64802537
alopecia areata
>>64802553
>not Chuck porn
Almost anon
Post your age, your team, and your 5 favorite players who played for that team and those players had to have played for that team when you actually watched football.
22
Pats
Tom Brady
Troy Brown
Tedy Bruschi
Kevin Faulk
Vince Wilfork
>billion dollar Powerball jackpot
Should I play bros?
>>64802575
I meant cuck
>>64802554
>>64802575
>Chuck porn
nobody wants to see Pagano in a porno breh
If I win the powerball, I'd buy Oakland a stadium
>thousands of receivers juggling footballs going down in the end zone
>not a catch
>guy loses control, presses ball on his leg rolling out of bounds
>catch
I can't even
>>64802589
I won $8
>>64802589
1.3 billion lad
If I win I'm buying a luxury cabin in the Yukon somewhere to live in peace.
Does anyone know where to DL the fucking Pits/Cin game? Need to save this for nostalgia
>>64802592
>GOAT
>That old retard
>Not a picture of a true american hero
Filtered desu
>>64802578
20
Eagles
Donovan McNabb
Nnamdi Asomugha
Brian Dawkins
Michael Vick
Vince Young
>>64802589
Get as much as you can with 10bux and go for it anon.
>>64802578
19
$(ers
Steve Young
Jerry Rice
Frank Gore
Patrick Willis
Anquan Boldin
>>64802578
27
pats
brady
faulk
voelmer
chung
moss
>>64802578
23
steelers
jerome bettis
>>64802619
>>64802613
>>64802606
What's the strategy when playing the lottery? Do you just let the machine give you random numbers or do you pick them yourself?
>>64802617
>Nnamdi Asomugha
why lol
also what else should i eat /nfl/ i'm hungry as fuck desu
>>64802616
>Namath
>GOAT
>Barely won 1 super bowl
Seems like a cool dude though.
>Tfw get to play arguably the most predictable QB in the NFL without his top receiver
>>64802578
22
Seahawks
Matt Hasselbeck
Lofa Tatupu
Patrick Kerney
Jermaine Kearse
Richard Sherman
>>64802527
>Pats are going to drop 40 and win going away.
FTFY
>>64802578
63
Toxins
David Carr
>>64802578
22
Chefs
Tony Gonzalez
Priest Holmes
Smeth
Tamba Hali
Jared Allen ;_;
>>64802648
fuck, forgot beast mode
committing Sudoku
>>64802578
70
Pats
Brady
Bledsoe
Moss
The GOAT AKA "sack master" Willie McGinest
Gronk
>>64802646
>he doesn't believe in the power of smeth magic
>>64802664
>forgot Walter Jones
Just end yourself mate
>>64802645
Not like Broadway had a ton to work with desu
>>64802640
The odds are the same with random numbers or just picking 1 2 3 4 5 6
The only difference is if you pick a recognizable pattern or numbers from a sports team that's popular; you're more likely to tie and not get the full jackpot. Not like you would probably care.
>>64802640
there is none. just play a million dollar DFS, better odds
>>64802578
20
Wilfork
Gostkowski
Gronk
Law
Brown
>>64802642
Cum, the body produces estrogen from it
>>64802640
Never pick last winning numbers
>>64802646
>underestimating Travis Kelce
>overestimating your offensive line
prepare to play an actual defense for once this year.
>>64802578
24
Bucs
Derrick Brooks
Ronde Barber
John Lynch
Mike Alstott
Jameis Winston
>>64802589
Yes. Use your winnings to buy 4chan and fire the janitors.
>>64802707
The pats have been pretty good against TEs this year
Except for that one game when Walker raped us
I'm not overestimating the OL either, I know it's shit
I think I'm done watching football forever. Literally might never recover from this. I was screaming at my tv and throwing things as those last few minutes occurred and when what I feared could happen happened I just collapsed and laid on my floor for an hour. My chest literally hurts and I cried over a loss for the first time in my life. This sport cannot be good for my physical or mental health
>>64802706
i thought cum was pure protein
>>64802731
lol u a bitch
>>64802578
19
naners
Frank Gore
Patrick Willis
Smeth
Bowman
Staley
>>64802507
I honestly don't see the Patriots losing. Granted it won't be a blowout but I feel like the presence of Edelman will make the Patriots offense run much faster. Pats line really hasn't been good since 2013 and yet it still managed in 2014 because it had receivers like Edelman getting open so fast. I don't have the Patriots going to the owl (lose to Denver in the conference championship) but I think they'll at least have the energy to go one and done. Remember that 41-14 is still in their heads while preparing for this game.
>not even a stillers fan
>still hyped as shit when Big Ben comes back to lead the game-winning drive
>>64802597
You under estimate Jim Irsay's drug addiction.
Guys
What if.. What if we pooled money? If we won the next lotto /nfl/ could build a team.
Post team names/location
>>64802731
the four previous losses for the past four years didn't do that to you?
>>64802734
Idk the science's but yeah estrogen is produced from it in minor amounts.
>>64802755
The /sp/ Spartans
>>64802755
London Sillynannies
>>64802731
You copy and pasted this from reddit, didn't you?
>all those Bengals are da bomb posts all season long
>they literally bombed
Feels prophetic t b h
>>64802755
Nebraska H-bombs
>>64802757
This is probably the worst one for me. This and the Chargers one because both of those games should have been wins. How do you get the GW pick and then fumble on the next snap only to let a QB who injured his throwing shoulder drive down field and then get called for 30 yards on two penalties to put said team in FG range with 18 seconds left. How does this happen? How? Could you imagine, if we'd just got the 2pt conversion?
>>64802746
that game was made so much better when hill fumbled
big ben coming back in was movie-esque
if he only had thrown a dragon to win it, that would have been a bit more hollywood
still the outcomewas fantastic regardless
>>64802766
wow really? i thought you were meming
either way i finished my rice so i'm full
the question now is what to do with my time
>>64802793
BTFO
>>64802793
I don't get it
>>64802793
>Collinsworth bring the grade-A batz
>>64802791
Getting beat by Tebow is still worse.
>>64802755
Sneak's Estrogen
Who will the Bills hire as HC after Rexy goes .5 again and misses the playoffs?
>>64802793
CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE DANK MEMES
Hand egg is a silly sport. You have large men slam into eachother at high speeds every 2 minutes just to gain 3 yards of distance.
Stop spamming the board with your meme sport. Thanks
>>64802822
Marvin Lewis
>>64802793
kek
collinsworth is down with the current memes i guess
>>64802827
>bayonetta
are you like 14?
>>64802793
based collinsworth dropping the banter on his own team
JUST
>>64802791
to be fair, steelers missed a 2 pt conversion as well, and thats been their thing all season
>>64802816
>implying sneak has money for the pool
I'd obviously take ownership, what other trip takes vice/gm?
>>64802830
>people will want a coach with the worst playoff record in NFL history
>>64802827
you must have been happy when Bayo was announced for smash.
>>64802851
it's the Bills, when it comes to playoff choking you don't get much worse
>>64802827
>>>/v/
Fuck off back to your shithole board.
>>64802844
That is fair indeed. There's just too many could have beens for this game and the way it ended just gutted me.
>>64802827
by pushing this thread to its limit and posting bait, you are only assuring there will be more
>>64802755
Nebraska Cyclones
and the first order of buisness is to hire Meme Kelly as our new HC
>>64802883
>not hiring Patricia
Do you even want to success
>>64802382
give him 2 seasons, then ask that again
>>64802883
>Chip Kelly
Guaranteed 3-13 season
>>64802916
chip kelly has literally never won less than 6 games as an NFL HC
unlike the raiders
>>64802578
22
puckers
rodgers
favre
reggie white
charles woodson
clay matthews
>>64802843
is it weird that i feel bad for vontaze? he literally shouldnt have even been out there. He already made his what-was-suposed-to-be game winning int. if Jeremy Hill (feel bad for him too /:) didnt fumble the god damn ball. I'm sure he didnt even think that he hurt marlon on that last play anyway, he DID have his shoulder down, definitely wasnt a helmet on helmet.
>>64802755
start the Fig campaign.
Mariana Web/ Fedoras
>>64802896
>Patricia
>ever leaving BBs side
r u sure ur a pats fan?
>Antonio Brown KTFO by Burfict
>Burfict is the Steelers punishment for making excuse for James Harrison all those years
Justice.
>F***ing ref did a horrible f***ing job. You got f***ing, uh uh, Jerry Porter in the middle of the f***ing field talking s**t to everybody and then when somebody say something to him, he don’t even supposed to be on the f***ing field.
Eagerly awaiting based Jerry's response to this
>>64802883
Second order of buisness: Steal Gregg Williams from STL
so...the Chiefs are really going to meme their way to the owl right?
They face a New England team with no offensive line and then get to face Peyton Manning in the conference game. That's a fucking cakewalk to the owl.
the power of memes is going to let this happen and you all let it happen.
How do you feel about this?
>>64802952
>justice
>still lost the game
hmm
chiefs vs redskins
ooga-booga bowl
Tonight's real MVP
>>64802849
Other Pats trips.
Need to base it off a team grounded in recent success.
>>64802926
They just won 7 m8
>>64802965
Don't really care tbqh. Although SB1 rematch would be extremely comfy.
>>64802965
if the pats dont make it, seacucks wins another owl, the cheefs arent going to meme their way past them
>>64802965
>>64802110
Yeah, totally. Chiefs stand absolutely no chance against the Pats, ever.
>>64802972
imagine if scobee had just been passed over
>>64802970
They lost, but Burfict has already RIPIP'd several of their players and no possibly Antonio Brown.
Like I said, payback for Harrison.
>>64802976
but they have won less than 7, pretty recently too
chip kelly in the past 3 years: 27-21
raiders in the past 3 years: 14-34
>>64802989
uh yeah, you really got them i guess
nice job
>>64802972
Kickers matter. Fuck what people say, they matter so much, as evident in the ravens meme win in pittsburgh this year
>>64802945
Our team would have shekels and me
Belichick would let him go to a respectable ownership
>>64802975
Sean is vice president then.
>>64802578
23
Cardinals
Warner
Jake the snake
Fitzgerald
John Brown
Palmer
t-there's always next year right?
>>64802986
At gillette
Houston gimped
Maclin Kill
Le predictable QB man
Pats getting lots of players back fresh
Doesn't look good desu senpai
>>64802986
>muh regular season achievements
Then again I can't blame you. It took 20 years for the Chiefs to win a playoff game.
>>64802989
time spent getting even, is better spent getting ahead
>>64803010
This loss probably broke the team. Enjoy your dumpster fire.
>>64803001
They're fucked without Brown. They're season's as good as over. And my team didn't play today.
I aint been on this board in like 3 weeks now but let me just say
> bengals
> 0_playoff_wins.jpg
>>64803023
You're mistakenly assuming that I care whether the Bungles win or lose. In fact, I find them choking in the playoffs yet again amusing.
>>64803010
no way. The team is about to fall apart, get the cancer out while it's still possible to recover
>>64802755
Helena, Montana
Nicknames:
option 1: Elk/Moose/Bobcats
option 2: "Grand Frontier"
option 3: Explorers, Mountaineers
I'd build the comfiest stadium in the NFL (think giant log cabin) and exploit the hell out of the altitude.
>>64802793
Collinsworth has been the banter king of this season desu
Between this and "at least he held onto his helmet", he's made me laugh a lot more than I thought he would
>>64803036
9,135 days without a playoff win
>>64803035
Their**** season
>>64803035
>They're season's as good as over
as opposed to the bengals' season which is actually over
i just don't see how you can spin this one so that cincinnati comes out looking anything other than fucking awful
>>64803052
that was jim nantz senpai
>>64802932
>feeling bad for a worthless headhunting nigger with a history of dirty plays who LITERALLY lost the bengals the game
>>64803010
Coach is out, Hue's gonna jump ship too, you either lose Nelson or overpay to keep him, and you likely can't afford to keep both Marvin and Sanu.
If the Browns draft semi-competently, you could easily be first-to-worst
>>64803052
>"at least he held onto his helmet"
That was Jim Nantz.
>>64802578
25
Broncos
John Elway
Ed McCaffrey
Terrell Davis
Champ Bailey
Von Miller
Would put Romanowski, Peyton, Lynch, Atwater, Tom Nalen if I were to go to 10. I could fairly quickly make a list to 100 if I were asked
>>64803051
>indoor log stadium
>cozy chairs and fireplaces everywhere
I'd be down
>>64803076
>a worthless headhunting nigger with a history of dirty plays who LITERALLY lost the bengals the game
Anon, Shazier plays for the OTHER team.
>Broncos already looking past the Steelers
>Barely beat the fucking chorgers and are starting a qb who still leads the league in pics and is a legendary choker.
>>64802616
That is one GOAT COAT desu senpai. Montana still the GOAT tho
>>64802932
>is it weird that i feel bad for vontaze?
yes it is weird. The nigger lost you the game. If Lewis was Belichick he would of canned his ass right after the game to make a statement.
>>64803018
Road Warriors
Houston got time to heal
Chris Conley in the process of breaking out
>imblying you can stop his checkdowns
>imblying after that 30-0 BTFO the chiefs wont come back fresh too
Spencer Ware lookin scary
Andy Reid in full playoff form after getting the practice game out of the way
Eric Berry skyin over niggas already
weak AF pats o-line
>imblying broke ass edelmen wont get broke again
literally what run game
Defense held together with bubble gum and paper clips
not lookin 2 gud m8
>>64802578
22
Steelers
Troy Polamalu
Hines Ward
Joey Porter
Jerome Bettis
Heath Miller
>>64803099
>leads the league in pics
Brett Favre?
>>64803105
>Andy Reid in full playoff form
lol you know that's not a good thing right
>>64803093
i'm not defending the thugs on the steelers either; they were both starting shit all game and both deserved the shitshow of a game that they got. but that was a dirty as fuck hit done by a dirty as fuck player at the absolute WORST time in the game to get a penalty like that.
any player who can't control themselves when it matters most should be cut as far as i'm concerned
>>64803127
got the eagles to the owl, so id say thats pretty good thing
>>64803105
>Andy Reid in full playoff form
you know that's not a good thing right?
>>64803133
>cut the guy who caught what should have been the game ending interception
Why do people keep mentioning edelman only? Are gronk and amendola out?
>>64803018
Houston is Healthy
Ware is at his best all year
Kelce stepped up in relief of Maclin
QB is sure as shit not predictable if you've actually watched him this year. His scrambling has been on point and his fly sweeps, power option, read option, and slant game has been 100x better the second half of the season since JC went down.
It'll be a close game, don't be naive.
>>64803103
The fuck is he looking at?
>>64803136
do you remember what happened in that owl or are you too young?
>>64803140
triggered senpai ;_;
>>64803099
>looking past
Not particularly. Any given Sunday and maybe AB's concussion will make him play even better
>>64803144
and then lost the game almost single-handedly two minutes later
What the fuck is Ben Roethlisberger made of. Thats 3 (THREE) injuries now this year alone that looked like season ending injuries that he bounced right back from.
>>64802578
19
Panthers
Cam Newton
Steve Smith
Muhsin Muhammed
Thomas Davis
Luke Kuechly
>>64802578
>20
>Steelers
>Hines Ward
>Jerome Bettis
>Brett Keisel
>Farrior
>Willy Parker
>>64803149
amendola shouldnt be depended on. also
>having a one dementional offense through gronk
Bills secret weapon
>tfw the game tonight
at least it is a 19:00 start
>>64803155
>mfw vinatieri won 2 of the 4 pats owls
>>64803176
>stephen jackson isnt his actual secret weapon
or are we supposed to be rusing
>>64803178
are the vikings the most popular team amongst the 20 or so swedes that happen to watch it?
>>64802578
24
Seahawks
Marshawn Lynch
Bobby Wagner
Lofa Tatupu
Bobby Engram
Mack Strong
>>64802578
29
Cowboys
Jason Witten
Emmitt Smith
Tony Romo
Dat Nguyen
Jay Novechek
>>64803180
>mfw vinatieri won ALL of Mannings playoff games in 2006
>>64803163
yeah, he fucking fumbled the game away
fucking kill yourself, he made insane plays all game long. that still would have been a 50 yarder in the rain with a rookie kicker if pacman didn't decide that he didn't want to be out-crazied
>>64803200
Jesus christ everyone is younger than me what am I still doing on this website
>don't forget you're here forever
>>64803180
>yfw vinatieri wouldn't have been in range without brady's champion game-winning drives
also he missed two field goals in the panthers game shitpost-friend
>>64803205
Vinatieri truly is the GOAT
>it will never be 2004 again
just kill me
>>64803165
He's just doing what he's paid to do tbqhwy
>>64803206
>he made insane plays all game long
>except the plays that lost them the game
If bengals are up 16-15 while in the end zone, couldn't they have kneeled (which would take away pittsburgh timeouts) and kicked a fg on the 4th down? It'd be 19-15 which essentially means steelers need a TD to win. Their defense has been pretty good to trust the game with, or was fumbling just that out of the question?
>>64802578
25
Packers
Brett Favre, Antonio Freeman, Nick Collins, Donald Driver, Jordy Nelson
>>64803051
>>64803091
If they ever have to replace lambeau field this is what I want. I just wish Green Bay was more inna woods for maximum comfy.
I have a weird desire to build a metropolis in North Dakota or Alaska or something that would be up in the woods but still big enough to be nice to live in.
Maybe when Elon Musk figures out his Hyperloop shit stuff like this will be feasible.
>>64803214
>miss two field goals
>Brady still isn't good enough to finish the game
>needs a kicker who missed two field goals to win the game for him
Terrible
>>64803220
to had some of the best bicep insertions and striations i've ever seen
he could win mr. olympia if he roided like a motherfucker
>>64803127
Nah, Brett and TJ Yates are the only undefeated QBs this season. No picks there
>>64803206
Don't act like this is the first time Burfict has acted up. There's a reason a player that talented wasn't even drafted in the real 7 rounds.
and we just saw it tonight
>>64802578
22
Packers
Darren Sharper (rip in piss)
Brett Favre
Ahman Green
Al Harris
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila mother fucking based name
>>64803213
Go to bed grampa
>>64803180
>tfw no matter how much you try to make the owl victories seem insignificant, they still happened and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
doesn't matter how you win it, as long as you win it
>>64803155
That's the first owl I fully remember watching and enjoying. I was rooting for the Pats too I'm pretty sure. What a world.
>>64803165
It is called painkillers and probably HGH.
>>64803259
****
I miss based Yates.
He beat the Bungles, Jests, and tore his ACL on a drive to the game leading touchdown.
He carried Hoyer...
>>64803191
I don't see a trend in teams. I don't know any other Vikings fan. Of my friends who follow the nfl, one is a pats fan who used to live in new england and one is a saints fan
>>64803180
Vinatieri only won 1, Kasay gift-wrapped the other one.
>>64803200
>>64803213
are you this generals resident father figure?
Post your two favorite players from all playoff teams ( eliminated included )
>>64802578
22
Raiders
Tim Brown
Charlie Garner
Jerry Porter
Jerry Rice
Zach Miller
Bo Jackson
Derek Carr
Broncos seahawks rematch imminent. You know it's happening. And there is nothing we can do to stop it
>>64803239
>miss two field goals
>Brady still isn't good enough to finish the game
What? Your bait would only make sense if he made the field goals and Brady still needed him. Low-effort man
>>64803285
harrison smith and kirk cousins
>>64803266
>reminder that the only people who put asterisks on the Patriots accomplishments are posters on a chinese imageboard
can't please them all but i'm glad only you faggots care about muh asterisks so much
>>64803299
Broncos will probably get raped even harder if that happens desu
>>64803299
and the seahawks will fucking stomp them again
I don't get how people aren't seeing the massive powergap between the AFC elite and the NFC elite
>>64803294
>raiders fans in charge of counting to 5
Is Smeth elite?
>>64803261
>being able to enjoy that owl
i envy you
>dat TO heart
i miss him 3much
>>64803285
two players from each team or two players overall?
>>64803294
>he can't count
Oakland education everyone
>>64803299
I wouldn't be so sure about that, anon.
HELP ME GUYS FUCK IT"S TAKI>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64803333
Wasted quads
>>64803317
I wanted to put more than 5 obviously
>>64803068
>i just don't see how you can spin this one so that cincinnati comes out looking anything other than fucking awful
You're very confused, I never said anything about Cincinnati.
>>64803299
>Brady in charge of beating the Broncos in Mile High
>Manning in charge of not getting BTFO in the owl to make the Patriots look even worse
all these injuries make it feel like 2013 too.
>>64803311
Gonna need something besides your assumptions and predictions as solid evidence for that. Have those teams played each other this season?? Who won if they played??
Arizona is strong but also a meme team who as shown last week can be dominated, the Panthers are solid but they're far from invincible and against another good team it would be hard to call a winner. The Seahawks have looked ridiculously good lately but still are not invincible either. Super bowl will be in a neutral field too. So what you say is baseless
>>64803349
I get it, you just can't read then.
>>64803346
>Boyhood could have been made twice since the last time the Bungles got a playoff win
>>64803285
Not including my home team I would have to say Kirk Cousins and Larry Fitzgerald.
I have a mental block on rooting for other AFC teams. I like the Jags though. Who can really root against them?
>>64803155
Damn, McNabb's face looks like some type of EDP expression
>>64803332
Overall.
>>64803165
he is one tough mofo who just won't take no for an answer to anything
>>64803329
No. Never was and never will be.
>>64803360
>Tfw time it's Denver wth the best defense in the league to stomp to an owl victory
>>64803301
Instead of Brady overcoming the lack of a kicker by putting away the game himself he was instead not good enough to do that and needed the win to be carried on a kicker that was playing terribly
Brady is just a slightly above average QB
>>64803320
MSU fan?
>>64802578
26
Saints
Sam Mills
Willie Roaf
Carl Nicks
Lance Moore
Pat Swilling
>>64803360
The Pats are going to have trouble getting past the Chiefs, so you might not want to be looking so far ahead.
>>64803392
>Manning
>winning an owl without Adam Vinatieri and Rex Grossman as an opponent
There is literally 77 threads about the Bengals/Steelers on /sp/ right now.
>>64803261
Jesus, I must be a hyperoldfag. First owl I remember was '95.
>>64803285
Lynch and Fitzgerald
>>64803394
How can a quarterback "put the game away himself"?
>>64803413
>implying Manning would still be the starting QB by the owl.
He'll be benched by halftime against the steelers and Brock will get it done.
Reminder for Pats fans
>>64803427
Throw a pick in the 4th when you're down
>>64803431
>against the steelers pass d
lel
>>64803304
But anon, the majority of former player/coach analysts don't post here.
Jeremy Hill gotta go
Gio Bernard can go
Pac-man chimping the fuck can go
Marvin Lewis can go
DL coach can go
this team literally bungles away a guaranteed win two time in the last two minutes
>a fucking fumble
>not stopping the steelers on 4th and 3
ref ball with the two fouls was so fucking dumb as well
I am done with the Bengals and this shit sport. I am done with sports in general in this shitty state of Ohio
I rather get my life straight then shitpost on /sp/ about these fucking teams
>>64803381
nice hands larry and DT then
i like WRs
>>64803425
i think that guy's just pretty young
first one i remember was the greatest show on turf, made me secretly bandwagon the rams for a while
Who /nervousabouttheirupcominggame/ here?
>Redskins
>>64803404
>we kicked the Texans ass so that means the Patriots will be easy as hell
>muh 2014 regular season game
you are aware that the Patriots are playing at home with their best receiver coming back and the Chiefs just lost their best receiver right?
>muh Kelce
how about muh Gronk? Patriots will be playing with intensity too. You don't just forget about 41-14. Pats want revenge.
>>64803440
Don't be deceived by the yards they give up they still grab a lot of INTs and get a ton of sacks
>>64803398
>2015
>not being a Mississippi State fan
>>64803447
Me. 2016 preseason jitters like a mofo.
>>64803455
>implying I'm a Chiefs fan
>implying the Chiefs don't match up well against the Pats
>implying the Pats aren't an injury-riddled paper tiger
Patsfags, /sp/.
>>64803205
>and also 3 of the pats superbowls ***
>>64803459
>Closely following college sports
>>64803447
>Seahawks
I'm nervous about every game, unless it's against the Browns or something.
also threadly reminder that the texans will draft hackenberg and he will be an elite NFL starter because he's good looking and has a cannon for an arm
>>64803477
Found the Browns GM.
>>64803480
I'm a Vikings fan and I'm not nervous
>>64803434
No need to. It's not often that the Patriots get BTFO like that, so we remember. Also remember how it all changed from there, good wake up call
>>64803485
you should be
Marcus was right of course
>>64803440
>>64803483
Why do you always nutride future bust QBs?
>>64803483
Nah they're gonna pay Bradford and the iggles are gonna draft a bust
>>64803427
Fact: Brady was never the reason why his team won a superbowl
>>64803480
Cards here. I'd almost be okay with you winning the owl if Sherman broke both his legs and Carroll had a stroke. I can't stand those two shitbags.
No beef with Russell Wilson though. He's a good guy.
>>64803496
>>64803514
you seem aggravated, bird bro
>>64803483
Cowboys are drafting Hackenberg
>this dick measuring contest between Chiefs and Patriots fans
I hope Brady and Smith both get injured and the game ends in the tie
unfortunately that's not possible but a nigga can dream
How shameful is having a stepdad? Is there any redemption in your mom cucking a guy?
Asking for Sean.
>>64803447
Seahawks here
Nervous as fuck for tomorrow. It's not that I think they'll lose though. They're the Seahawks, there is always a reason to be worried. No fucking lead is safe.
That said I think they should win and I'm going to do all of the superstitious shit I need to for them to win because it clearly makes a difference.
>>64803496
Of course he was right, it's the Bengals. This has almost gotten to Bills losing 4 super bowls level of jokes where NO ONE takes that team seriously and just expects them to lose in the first round. It's embarrassing
How many people seriously took Cincy this year to win the super bowl? It's sad
>>64802578
>Lions
>20
>had to have played for that team when you actually watched football
Well fuck
Calvin Johnson
Darius Slay
Louis Delmas
Nate Burleson
TONY FUCKING SCHEFFLER
Reggie Bush one of my all time favorites but he didn't do shit with us so I didn't include him
>>64803447
>Cardinals possibly having to play either the seahooks or the black cats.
Fuck I'm going to have a heart attack.
>>64803534
>wishing injury on Smeth
All the man has ever done is silently work hard to maximize efficiency and possession. What do you have against the poor guy?
>>64803530
nah m8 they'll get Manziel. That oline will give him all day to scramble and throw dragons (or take shots/drink champagne)
>>64803504
it's my thing
do people say nutride? i thought it was "dickride"
>>64803507
hmm idk about that
>>64803530
thought you were drafting dak?
>>64803512
>3x super bowl MVP
>>64802589
Yes, I won $7 yeeewwww
>>64803552
>Smith's face when Kaep is traded to the Chefs
>>64803541
Who the fuck do you guys even have for the running game? You know, besides Russ
>>64803552
clogging /nfl/ with memes
>>64803554
I want them to get Manziel and then draft Derrick Henry
>Henry behind that beastly OL
>Manziel having all the time in the world and throwing against 8-man boxes all the time
Meme tsunami inboud.
>>64803556
You mean 2x, last year's MVP was Malcolm Butler.
>>64803527
I can't stand his stupid face. He's like Anderson Cooper's less hot older brother.
>>64803554
Manziel is not coming to Dallas unless he is willing to be a cowboy for under 1mil
>>64803555
We are drafting both of them just in case
>>64803556
Most Valuable Player that watches his team win from the bench
>>64803570
Christine "3 ypc" Michael and Fred "3rd down checkdown" Jackson.
So yeah, basically just Wilson.
Will the Redskins be the only home team to survive the wildcard round?
>>64803567
>>64803570
Christine Michael. You know, the guy we traded to the Cowboys for a 7th rounder, who they cut, who we resigned and kept the 7th round pick.
Him and Bryce Brown and Fred Jackson.
It's...it's not good famalamajimjam.
>>64802137
Lies
>>64803589
>"yards per carry tells you how good a back is, not just how he is used"
This is a particularly unsatisfying meme.
>>64803586
he overcame the largest fourth quarter deficit in super bowl history from the bench?
You guys don't understand how it feels to lose to the steelers so many times. It's literally the worst feeling in the entire world
Are Police12 and Charles Woodson the tamest trips in /NFL/?
>>64803593
>Bryce Brown
>it's not good famalamajimjam
If it weren't for the fumbles, Bryce Brown would be the best RB in the league
>>64803586
that's pretty smart
just don't draft one in the first round and we're cool
>>64803601
3 ypc is awful no matter how you're used senpai
>>64803589
>>64803593
Truuu, I had Rawls in my fantasy team, and he was beasting it once Seattle fixed their offense troubles, till he went down.
>>64803603
But you're a Bungles fan, why didn't you assume that you would lose like you always do?
Fellow patsbros and Chiefbros please stop fighting, no matter the outcome >we ALL win.
Getting Brady's 5th, cucking peypey or smeth cucking the niners would allow infinite shitposting for both parties.
>>64802137
Yeah, nah. I'm calling bullshit otherwise you'd be hyped on the $98 you just won
>>64803603
At least you guys have the largest victory in the rivalry
>>64803609
>3 ypc is awful no matter how you're used senpai
Fantasy guru pls go.
>>64803607
I'm calm when my team does bad
>>64803602
>implying Tiki thinks about half the shit he says
man's buttflustered the Patriots let the Giants win two more owls while his irrelevant team hasn't won shit in almost 20 years
>>64803602
He watched from the bench because he wasn't good enough to win. Either his defense or his kicker were the ones with enough grit and prowess to win the game. Brady is a joke
>>64803641
Classic Paul Dano.
>>64803641
Wow what a bich
>>64803612
Just takin the piss mate. Really got nothin against the Pats, and after that 41-14 game you guys immediately turned your season around and won the Owl. Just hope it's the Chefs turn to win big this time.
>>64803633
>be mediocre for the past 20 years
>still considered one of the most dominant teams in NFL history despite the 2 decade long slumber
Why would I be mad? 5 rings
>>64803641
Blood is best lube
>>64803630
>Super Bowl Championships
>(0)-None
>>64803640
wheres my money senpai
>>64803530
Funny way of spelling Carson Wentz, lad.
>>64803654
And how many of those do you remember celebrating?
>>64803654
>muh rings
Yankees logic. Care more about muh past than actually being good in the present.
>>64803494
why? I know we'll lose
>>64803607
what do you mean by tamest?
>>64803631
the lowest YPC for any qualified rusher in the NFL is 3.4 YPC, which is not good
>i'll call him a fantasy fag, that's a good trick
why do you think averaging 3ypc is good? it's not
>>64803641
put it in your own mouth, it's what god intended
So how about those chiefs
>>64803641
call up Paul Dano and ask him what he'd do in your shoes. I bet the answer will be "masturbate"
>>64802578
33
Steelers
Troy Polamalu
Levon Kirkland
Greg Lloyd
Joey Porter
James Harrison
>>64803677
Very tolerable
*OFFICIAL* SUPERB OWL 50 MATCHUP RANKINGS
EXTRA DANK EDITION
>>64803641
You aren't considered a man unless you've done at least 3 of the following things:
- Shot a gun
- Killed an animal
- Gone off to war
- Had the blood wings on you pelvis
- Seen your team win a championship
>>64803677
why do you think averaging 3ypc necessarily means the back sucks? it doesn't
>>64803697
>Just made 3 of 5
Exactly like the rest of my life I've done just enough to get by
>>64803697
Guess I'm gonna have to go to war then.
>>64802578
24
Bears
Brian Urlacher
Matt Forte
Devin Hester
Kyle Long
Mike Brown
>>64803695
>first 3 involve the stoolers
>>64803695
>Chiefs/Packers not #1
>>64803670
>time matters at all
You shouldn't talk. Once Brady and Bill are gone the Patriots are going to be perennial basement dwellers. You'll be living in the past soon enough
>>64803667
2
>>64803662
You'll get it chillax
>>64803697
>Shot a gun
On new years
>Killed an animal
Killing spiders in the summer
>seen your team win a championship
AFCCG back in 02
>>64803710
not even that guy but 3ypc is shit by any measure dude, even for guys who are mainly redzone/goaline backs
>>64803695
>Panthers all at the bottom
Please take Matt Ryan's dick out of your bussi for 10 seconds before you make a list.
>>64803697
>- Gone off to war
"You're not a man until you've defended Israel, goy!"
>>64802578
21
Falcons
Matt Bosher
Matt Ryan
Matt Bryant
Julio Jones
Tyler Starr
>>64803734
An animal as in some sort of mammal
Insects do not count
>>64803392
i heard this before
>>64803695
I'm guessing the reason you have the Panthers in the bottom 4 matchups is because watching them BTFO whatever AFC team wouldn't be very entertaining, right?
>>64803641
>dating cis gender womyn
>wahh it won't fuck me on it's period
Your fault.
>>64803697
>shooting a gun, owning a gun even touching a gun
>in 2016
Guns are not needed in a civil society.
>>64803736
>the number of yards a back gains is solely determined by the back
lol
>>64803697
i've done three of those and i'm a gigantic pussy
>>64803689
<3
i thought it was like a sex thing for some reason
>>64803695
>steelers/packers
that sounds boring as fuck
both teams are worse than they were the last time they faced, and that owl was pretty boring as well
>>64803710
sigh
find me a back that averaged 3ypc for a season that you consider "good", i'll wait
4ypc is the bare minimum for a good running back in the NFL
>>64803697
>shot a gun
thousands of times
>killed an animal
significantly fewer times but i've killed plenty of animals
>seen your team win a ship
97,98
i've been a man since i was 8 ;)
>>64803727
https://www.sheetz.com/giftcards/giftcards.jsp<3 ily
>>64803695
Can you imagine the maymays if the Redskins make the fucking owl?
>>64803679
I honestly thought they had no chance because of their cupcake schedule. Now i think they have a legit shot
>>64803744
>no brent grimes
>no spoon
Are you even a real Falcons fan?
>>64803746
Killing rats ?
>>64803761
eddie george
>>64803754
>not staying strapped for when it all goes down
F.am, you're going to be the first one to go
>Jordan Todman 65 yards on 11 carries
>Fitzgerald Toussaint 58 yards on 17 carries and 60 yards on 4 receptions
Now thats some serious roster depth.
>>64803761
>finna me a back who nigga average 3 pc and is decent nigga
>i don't kno who mike alsott is
>>64803755Tthat's not what I said at all, obviously scheme/usage is a factor, but 3ypc is SHIT BY ANY MEASURE. If you can't get that through your thick skull you're a retard.
>>64803746
what if i kill myself
>>64803754
>hey guns are bad don't use em
>OH NO A ROBBER, DON'T HURT ME
>>64803766
They don't have any sheetz in Texas but if that's where you want your 50$ gift card I'm all for it. Not sure how I can get it to you though
>>64803754
>Guns are not needed in a civil society.
Then how do we exterminate anti-American Pats-haters?
>>64803769
I wasn't into the NFL until 2014. That should explain some things.
>>64803766
Chiefs are goin 2 da super bol
>>64802755
Austin pepes
>>64803783
can't be a man if you're dead, shitsburg
>>64803790
he's obv trolling nigga who doesn't own a few guns in 2016?
>>64803799
Refuge welcomers
>>64803773
>picks literally the most overrated player in that position of the last 30 years
shocker. next you're gonna say riggins is a top 20 back all time, right?
>>64803794
Fucking underage get fucked and die nigga
>>64803727
why do you think i'm shitposting now?
not my fault /sp/ didn't exist in the 90's.
>>64803773
eddie george was trash in 2001
> In 2001, George averaged just 2.98 per carry, the fourth lowest number in league history among running backs with more than 200 rushing attempts in a season
>>64803778
alstott never averaged below 3.5 ypc in a full season till he was old and shitty in 2005 mang
>>64802793
tfw 9 hours and counting until Seahawks game and can't sleep.
Unrelated, I want to get a 1911. What is a fair price for a nicely taken care of used one?
I'm watching the pittsburgh cincin game now. How can this shit go scoreless for so long?
>>64803794
>getting into nfl during a patriots season
I feel bad for you son
>>64803794
Ah that makes more sense
>>64803792
Should all be digital, it gets sent to my email and i can print it out and use it for gas/energy drinks/shitty fried food
>>64803754
There will always be guns. Guns are instruments for safety from the thugs, SJWs, and drunk Philly fans that think Donavan McNabb is a Top 15 QB of all time and are willing to fight anyone that disagrees
>>64802932
i feel bad for him just for the fact that he is actually brain dead and has no self control
>>64803776
>>64803790
>>64803793
>"my spec ops tactial folding 1dp5s bamboo dart shooter approved by /k/ will defeat the Government"
Kek
>>64803778
>uses a blocking fullback as his example
fucking kek
>>64803809
see >>64803744
>21
I didn't figure out I liked football until I watched games at my college. Even then, it took a bit before I made the leap from college fandom to NFL fandom.
I always thought that I hated sports, but I finally figured out that I mostly just hated the people at my school who liked sports.
>>64803831
OK gotcha. I'll get on that sometime this week but I'm not at my computer atm Keep reminding me though cause I do forget shit
Give me the email to use so I can write it down for later though
>>64803761
Larry Brown
Sam Cunningham
Chuck Foreman
Eddie George
Floyd Little
Lydell Mitchell
Jim Nance
Christian Okoye
John Riggins
never near or below 3ypc but had their career ypc dragged down by shitty teams:
Steven Jackson
James Wilder
>>64803780
>be on shitty team
>get hit at or behind LOS all the time
>low ypc
>"lol he's shit"
Like I said, stick to fantasy. Grown-up football isn't for you.
Which team will fare better in these playoffs? The minnesota viqueens or the washington you like thats?
I'm curious to see if the time, weather, and presence of defensive starters will make a difference for the queens. I've already got captain kirk leading the skins to a W.
>>64803839
>defending Pats-haters
lol, off the bandwagon with you, you're ticket has expired.
>>64803442
I was rooting for you guys cuz of AJ McCarron and all, but that was a weak fucking game, man.
You guys should not have gotten ran on like that with a front 7 that good.
>>64803849
[email protected]
thanks a ton, helps a lot considering my daily commute to school
>>64803425
Eh I'm 23, I just didn't watch much NFL until I was like 12, Chiefs and Royals both sucked asshole so it was mostly KU basketball.
How many of these fucking things are the Patriots going to get hit with this season?
>My team has 4 playoff wins since the last time the Bengals won a playoff game
>>64803873
How wrong is it that I kind of want the redskins to do well in the playoffs but not necessarily win the superbowl?
>>64803839
>I'd rather waste away in a government death camp than die instantly in a shootout
I respect your choice, please respect mine.
>>64803873
How many active players on the skins have actually won a playoff game before? GB's experience is the only reason I think it will be close
>>64803472
This. Anyone outside looking in can see the Chiefs check out in just about every position.
Brady gets knocked off and the Chefs become NFL shiny new meme-team
>>64803888
I know that feel.
Also, witnessed them digits.
>>64803850
>literally all of those players had one of two season where they declined or played an incomplete season and had a ypc that was that low
>this qualifies as them having a "good" season where they averaged 3ypc
you'll notice that all those players have a career YPC above 3ypc, because 3 ypc is a fucking terrible YPC and if you averaged that over multiple seasons you'd be cut
>>64803585
What do you have against Sherman? I actually like the guy.
>>64803881
K I gotchu famalamadingdong
>>64803534
>implying Chase Daniel can't hand the ball of and throw screens like none other
>implying Garoppolo wouldn't do the same
That would be fun as fuck to watch.
>>64803897
I have the same thoughts. I feel like it was only yesterday that RG3 was the playoff starter as well as the QB circus being a headline.
If they somehow manage it, good for them I guess. I would prefer a more exciting team like the panthers or cardinals win it this year.
>>64803447
>Panthers
Packers or R**skins will lose by 30 in Charlotte, but this Seahawks offense is fucking terrifying right now. Still think it should be relatively simple win since Seattle isn't that great in the playoffs outside of 12land and the Panthers defense is better than St. Louis's, but it just has that underlying feeling of "Something's about to go horribly wrong, isn't it?"
>inb4 "these aren't the same Seahawks"
Cam wasn't playing like an undisputed MVP back in Week 6 either. Both teams have improved since, and both teams have dropped games they should win as well.
mods are niggers
>>64803904
Chiefs will give them a big scare but the Patriots are too good to lose to them at home, not even with all the injuries.
>>64803912
>literally all of those players had one of two season where they declined or played an incomplete season and had a ypc that was that low
Should have thought of that before you said a back sucks if they average 3ypc.
>this qualifies as them having a "good" season where they averaged 3ypc
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Backtrack it on up!
>you'll notice that all those players have a career YPC above 3ypc, because 3 ypc is a fucking terrible YPC and if you averaged that over multiple seasons you'd be cut
All of them are below 4 for their career though, so according to you they all miss the cutoff for being good.
>>64803912
>mfw anon comes back saying more stupid shit about how 3ypc isn't fucking horrible
>>64803778
Lmfao "literally only gets the ball on 3rd and goal from the one" Alstott?
Guess what? 3 ypc x 3 downs = 4th and 1 and probably a punt.
>>64802537
>having 2 more forced fumbles than eyebrows
>>64803928
>mods deleted my whiny blogpost about how i was unfairly denied sex
>n-niggers!
>>64803930
>>64803898
>I'd rather be shot for disrupting order than obey our loving Government
Vermin such as you deserve death.
>>64803930
Someone get this hot head outta here!
>>64803930
are you a fucking hothead or something? get the fuck out
>>64803932
>you said a back sucks if they average 3ypc
you can't seriously be trying to argue that a 35 year old back at the end of his career with no cartilage left in his knees is as good as when he was 24
>>64803904
I thought the Seahawks were suppose to be the shiny new meme-team
it's weird how some memes burn out so quickly while others just won't go away
>>64803944
>says the Jets fan
Sorry, only fans whose team has a ring in the last year can have opinions.
>>64802782
>bengals bombing in the playoffs is prophetic
>>64803930
The fucking EAGLES won in Foxboro, anyone can do it, ya damn hothead.
>>64803949
Don't recall ever saying that.
>>64803957
>jets fan
>>64803962
kek
>>64802537
It's a tactical strategy
The opponent sees he has no eyebrows and it Fucks his game up because in his head he can't stop thinking "this nigga look like a mannequin" and can't make good plays because of that
Solid plan IMO
>>64803966
Kek
>>64803957
>BB
>Jets fan
since when? YOU BETTER GET BACK ON THIS FUCKING WAGGON BB OR WE'RE LEAVING WITHOUT YOU
>>64803888
>Chiefs have 4 playoff wins since the Bengals won 1
Wew
Also they've only ever had 7 home playoff games. That's fucking depressing.
>>64803965
In response to the tripfag saying those players had one or two seasons where they declined and had ypc that low you said "should have thought of that before you said a back sucks." You literally made the fucking argument that a back who declines and becomes shit should still be considered "good." If a back declines and starts averaging 3ypc, guess what, he fucking sucks. He may have been good or even great earlier in his career but not anymore.
>>64803932
>i'm a retard, let me tell you why
all of those backs had better seasons, in which they didn't average 3ypc, and the seasons in which they averaged 3ypc weren't their "good seasons"
but hey you seem to not be able to grasp the concept of players not always being as good as they were in their best season, so i'll let that slide
i actually can't believe i've typed out this much trying to convince a mental case that averaging 3 yards per carry isn't a fucking good thing to be doing as an NFL running back, so i'm gonna stop this right here since you're gonna come back with some retarded shit anyway like "well this back averaged 3.9 ypc this one year so you're retarded and 3 yards per carry is amazing also you pay fantasy"
>>64803966
>colored post ID
wow that's weirdly nostalgic
Ok so after watching the pittsburgh cincin game I'm sort of outstanded. Refs need to go suck a cock. You cant call a pi spot of foul when it decided game like that. This particular penalty is ruining the sport imo and they should either not be able to call it inside the 2 minute mark, or not at all. Refs are basically deciding games right now, its totally rigged. P.i. has ended so many games now, its not even funny. This isnt football, I'm sick of fucking flags.
>go to NFL's "big play highlights"
>almost none from Saturday
>the city of the AFC
>>64803962
>Chiefs btfo Steelers in regular season w/Jones
>Chiefs lose to Bengals
SMETH MAGIC CONFIRMED AGAIN
>>64803981
>you said "should have thought of that before you said a back sucks." You literally made the fucking argument that a back who declines and becomes shit should still be considered "good."
That doesn't even follow you idiotic simian beast lol. Just to help your chimp ass out, the actual point would be that a guy shouldn't be considered dogshit based off the lowpoint of his career.
>>64803984
Which PI? The end calls weren't PI they were personal fouls
>>64803942
thanks for suscribing to my blog bitch tits
>>64803982
>all of those backs had better seasons, in which they didn't average 3ypc, and the seasons in which they averaged 3ypc weren't their "good seasons"
Okay, but that wasn't what you said initially. Move them goalposts right along.
>but hey you seem to not be able to grasp the concept of players not always being as good as they were in their best season,
Based on what? You're the one arguing they should be judged on their worst season.
>averaging 3 yards per carry isn't a fucking good thing to be doing as an NFL running back,
This was never the argument, you invented this because your nonsense was BTFO on its (lack off) merit. A common ploy used by your kind.
>>64802755
the Washington Niggers