BUNGHOLE BTFO BY CHIMPING OUT SUB EDITION
PIT:Antonio Brown suffers concussion late in win
PIT:Roethlisberger's return sparks comeback win
PIT:Ben Roethlisberger returns late in fourth
PIT:Roethlisberger exits with shoulder injury
CIN:Bernard forced to locker room by scary hit
KC:Chiefs 'real concerned' about Maclin's knee
KC:Kelce explodes for 8-128 in Wild Card victory
HOU:Hoyer plays catch with Chiefs' DBs in shutout
TB:Report: 49ers interviewed Koetter on Saturday
FA:Kevin Sumlin turns down Eagles HC pursuit
MIA:Adam Gase lands Dolphins head coach spot
DET:RapSheet: Jim Caldwell's job not safe
>Ben hobbled and Brown concussed
there goes our owl run
Jesus fucking Christ that was the worst loss I've ever seen. What an absolute fuckshow. I can't fathom what it must be like to be a Bengals fan right now. I think I'd be about ready to slit my wrists.
this game has led to some pretty dank content already desu
Is he coming back or are we fucked
Pacman is 10/10 mad
>tfw team that has gone 2-4 in their past 6 games with a shitload of rusty players coming off of injuries has to face the team with an 11-game win streak
if he doesn't go off during the game they're fucked
xth for Seahawks winning the Owl versus Stoolers.
I guess the Bengals really are Da Bomb
They really know how to get blown the fuck out
I think I'd literally fight every nigga on the team if I was AJ Green
I just want to thank Burfict for all he has done for the Broncos today. Thank you. When they win I will thank you again for taking Brown out of next weeks game and hurting Ben. I hope no one "accidentally" hits that shoulder during the game :)
That fucking Texans game.
Couldn't we have just give that division to the Jets/Raiders or anyone else who could have actually put up a fight.
those were some nice playoffs
real talk joey porter is a lb coach he had no buisness being over on that side of the field
that hit was shoulder to helment it was clean
and the "foul" on pacman was nothing he litterally touched porter's shoulder not even shove
the refs gave this game away to the steelers
but honestly hill gave this game away with the fumble
I hope hill is cut like right fucking now
Everyone talking about Burfict's hit when it was Adam Felon Jones pulling a complete chimpout with throwing punches over a refs shoulder.
Pacman is a literal retard and lost the game with that chimpout, it wasn't even part of the play.
O IM LAFFIN
>be AJ Green
>choke in every play off game
>finally score a clutch TD after a great catch
>a nigger fumbles
>a bunch of niggers chimp out
>no one will remember your catch because you still lost
I'd murder them if I were him
bruh, did you not see big ben get hurt after the td drive, things were looking up, but then that happened, and then the game became a shit show, granted shazier's hit started all of that
If Edelman coming back changes the Patriots from chokers to owl winners than he deserves MVP over Cam. Pats went down the shitter the moment he stopped playing
What a shitty day of football.
At least I got my papa rewards points filled up so I can get a free pizza to eat for when the NFC north gets blown the fuck out tomorrow.
>Andy "Primetime" Dalton is going to win
did you bangwagon onto football this year?
I really want to see if Sammie Coates gets a shot. Plus if Williams is back that is a plus, not that the backups did that bad.
I'm glad texans didn't win. Chiefs Pats should at least be fun to watch
>aiming your head into someones head instead of easily going for the chest isn't a penalty
Don't defend chimps
I hope to God almighty that Waddle is starting and not useless fat fuck Cannon
>ever getting MVP
are we in the prime era of elite WRs having their careers wasted by choking teams?
You mean elite at being memes faggot
I miss Jordy ;_;
Not all heroes wear capes ;(
Both sides of the argument
>They got away with dirty hits and got rewarded for it
>Porter baited Pacman
>Hell they have been baiting our players since the last game.
>I agree with the officiating
>Shouldn't have gave Ben the ball back
>Shouldn't chimp out
I can totally except this after what just occured
cut burfect linebackers in 4-3 system are easily replaceable
cut pacman he's like 40 years old anyways and we can find a kick returner anywhere
cut hill he's nothing plus all tehse teams making undrafted free agent backs into 100 yard nigga we can do the same.
we do all this and marvin can stay coach because he will have shown the rest of the team he's the coach otherwise cut marvin and then fire him too
>post yfw the steelers with an injured big ben and no brown beat the denver chicken parms next week
Quick theoretical here. Say Jones doesn't nig out. That means the Steelers have the ball on the Cincinnati 33 yard line with no timeouts and 18 seconds left. It would have been a 50 yard FG.
Do the Bungles still bungle?
Well everyone on this team is ded.
but chances are the offense will be even better next season and the defense has plenty of room to improve so not too upset. And fuck the bungles. Ruining their season provides pure satisfaction
no way in hell if peyton is healthy you go with brock even if brock is the smarter choice you can't just bench a legend like that
brock is yung still he's onlyt like 28 he's got 3-4 years left in his prime he can play in a few years when pey pey retures
It's gonna be either Steelers/Manning/Brady in the Super Bowl AGAIN isn't it!?
We'll nevar know
Pacman is a peanuthead to end all peanuthead
Brady and Manning have literally owned the conference since they've been in the league
Until they are gone, it will always be there, with occasional steelers trips because Ben isn't all that terrible
Now a hobbled team gets to go to the best D in the league. Yay, I bet Williams comes back and does terrible due to the injury, when the right thing is to go split with toussaint who played really well
Denver status report
no. 1 defense in the league coming off a bye week
not knowing that pitt is playing off those injuries as nothing to not appear weak when in reality anyone worth a shit on their offense is battling injuries going into the denver home game
STAY DELUSIONAL FAGGOT
So after that legitimate on-air rape of the texans, can we admit that the playoffs need to be revamped?
Should be the top 6 teams from each conference. Getting a playoff spot just because you went 8-8 in your garbage division is shitty and everybody agrees
I've never been so fucking embarrassed of my team as I am right now
Not even because we lost but because the players have absolutely no clue how to carry themselves as professionals
what a fucking disgrace I want the coaches to add onto whatever suspension and fine the league gives Burfict they need to reign in this shit
>yfw this is the the AFCCG
have we been good enough this year for a final Brady-Manning bowl /nfl/?
That would not be as entertaining as you think it would be.
Manning was fucking atrocious this year. Please don't forget that just because of his elite hand off skills for about a quarter and a half last week.
Hey AJ, come to Dallas
We can actually win playoff games
>Golden boy vs LE EVIL MAN
How can anyone deny the bias the league has against the Pats
Brady please win the Owl and retire so I can stop watching this trash forever
Should that fumble that Tomlin challenged for earlier in the game have been a TD lads?
>Tfw Brown was my favorite player
>Tfw my team was not in the play offs so I could pull for the steelers
>Tfw I'm with my family drinking having a good time
>Tfw my fav player was hurt because he was the best
>Tfw what is love
REAL REAL talk. Shazier balled out like a real motherfucker tonight and should have also had an INT on his name tonight and if he can stay healthy he's going to be the Steelers ILB for a very long time
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
yeah, it was a clean tackle too
not a fan of either team but the Steelers ended up looking like the good guys here, which is pathetic
TBF Packers lost to a better team that was just playing like shit for 3 quarters
This taste of this loss is gonna ruin any respect for the Bengal's organization it ever had left
Bosa will go in the first 3 pics senpai
Jerry "Cocaine" Jones has expressed getting a QB is necessary and even considers using first round
besides they pick 2nd in the 2nd round so they could take Wentz if he drops that low (implying they draft Elliott or someone else first round)
>mfw this pasta is literally responsible for the current 11 game winning streak
What the fuck shitass team have you been on? It's a teammate's duty to call you out on stupid shit, especially if it hurts everybody. Unless you want the whole fucking team dragged down to the level of the lowest bozo on it.
and reminder that a blow to the head of a defenseless receiver is an illegal play and was correctly flagged when Burfict hit Brown. The steelers quite literally dindu nuffin tonight and the bengals chimped out
what's it like rooting for a team that isn't a total joke?
Shut the fuck up you fucking toxic tripfag, Jesus Christ I'm fucking done with you and your bitch team
>DeAndre Hopkins bitches and cries all game anytime Peters gets a good play on him so he can draw a flag
Nice job with that, gotcha a good game on the day right? Good luck with the offseason faggot
This years playoffs are going to be goat
>JJ Watt wildcat play fucked up
>Hoyer throws 4 interceptions
>KC breaks playoff win drought
>chiefs shitposters break the fabric of space-time from shitposting
>literally raping the texans
>bengals act like ignorant black people to lose the game in the last seconds
and its only Wildcard
so you're trusting mudslimes in depth knowledge on midwestern pharmacys when no evidence whatsoever is actually presented??
God I hope you never serve on any jury or are placed in any position of power in your entire life, your entire life's perception is fucked beyond all recognition
remember now that you support guilty until proven innocent, I hope you face a wrongful accusation so you understand how damaging your ignorance is
also, shitskin detected
What Paul Brown team is more pathetic, the Browns or the Bengals?
Lol Peters is a joke of a cornerback who literally just mugs players and then pretends he did nothing wrong. He's literally Browner 2.0 and I can't wait until Sean Smith signs somewhere else so this nigger is exposed just like Browner.
I'm sorry, I apologize for losing my cool. It's not right for me to attack you. I'm actually happy with the contributions you made to the conversations surrounding the game. I wish for the Texans to get a good quarterback over the offseason, and I hope Watt comes back healthier and stronger.
It's his speed that's ridiculously good. He just needs to keep getting tougher and stronger but he's super quick. Thats why Gio got KO'd so hard, Shazier was movin when he hit Gio. He's got room for improvement but yes he played really well tonight. Should have had a TD too. That shouldn't have been blown dead
this damage control
Fuck that, it's going to be Cards and Panthers for the NFC title.
Though I really do wish it to be Vikings and Cards in the NFC. I dont want to see either the Seahawks or the Panthers get that far.
there's one thing i'll definitely miss, now that the Cowboys are an Elite team again
it's the thrill of winning, just winning alone, no matter how inconsequential and frivolous the game may be. you guys know what i mean?
i mean, i'm looking ahead to next week against the Falcons and i don't even care. it's already another win in my mind. i'm not crowding my mind with pointless projections for exactly how the Panthers are going to btfo of a stupidly named team and their meme dlman (falcons though? really). i'm thinking big picture: Dynasty, 3 superbowls before Romo retires. 20+ years of being the King of the Hill in the NFC
not if, but when
and only "how" when asking "how many"
old me would be salivating at the mere prospect of keeping the game close or barely beating opponents. present me doesn't even consider the Eagles, and most other teams in the league desu, a worthy foe for the Cowboys practice Squad
yesterday, the players, fans, and everyone was going crazy just because they narrowly lost a sloppy jags team
today, i feel everything
a win? just dump it among the rest. find a spot.
just another hurdle jumped, goal acconplished
sorry guys i didn't want to get all expressive and deep but i can feel the weight of having an average team lifted from my shoulders and it's an enlightening pleasure desu
It's tough bro. Every fucking team hates your guts and tries to take out your players. Fans constantly throw shit at your team (even while they're carted off the field with an injury). Every call you get from the refs is " REFBALL, STEELERS PAID THE REFS!"
Be happy you're a fan of a team with no historical greatness, and a penchant for fucking up.
Lol you're a joke of a human being who literally just tries to bring people better than you down and then pretends you did nothing wrong. You're literally Wilson 2.0 and I can't wait until your wife signs with another man so you are cucked just like Wilson.
You had to play with a 3rd string Qb? Maybe a fourth string.
How sad, you must be the only team that did th....... Oh wait, Houston beat you with their 4th string.
>Wilfork just sitting there looking like he's about to cry
Patriots better beat the shit out of those meme fucks
EDP has the steelers and vikings playing in the super bowl.
Any thoughts on this?
>Off to greener pastures of college football and hockey
Wish I knew famalam
Wish I knew
Lol Chief cuckposters. Can't wait for the patriots to exterminate your team next weekend, and believe me I hate the Patriots. Chief fans have reached a Detroit Red Wings level of stupidity over the last few years. It's like you don't remember being 2-14 just a few years ago, a record a real franchise would never fall to
b-but everyone is hurt.
Have people forgotten Le'Veon Bell contributed 2,000+ yards to the offense last year and that's just gone. D-Will has done fucking great but he's not Bell. Pouncey is kill, Ben is hurt, Brown is hurt, Beachum is kill, it's been a rough year
WHO YOU GOT
SEAHAWKS OR VIKINGS
PACKERS OR REDKSKINS
>your OC is going to leave
>your DC may be leaving
>all these defensive free agents
The Bengals are fucked
your team got shut the fuck out today by a team that hasint won a playoff game in 20 years holy fucking kek
>rooting for meme: the team
i'm rooting for a meteor to hit the stadium and kill both of them
Helmet to helmet has never been illegal on runners. It IS illegal if the runner lowers his head however when running and that is a penalty on the RB. That is the only thing besides facemask that can occur when there is a runner. Helmet to helmet and defenseless receiver only apply when it's as the name literally implies a defenseless receiver
EXAMPLES of the actual penalty: the hit on Wheaton earlier in the game and the hit on Brown on the last drive
>Last AFC North team standing
Also THAT FUCKING PACMAN INSTAGRAM MY SIDES
Where does he end up next season?
you sure about that? Hoyer looked pretty fucking retarded out there. Those interceptions weren't even close to the receivers
>tfw Meteor never shows up when you want him
fucking stat padding faggot
This has never applied to runners you memelord have you never watched an NFL game? Its QBs and receivers who are protected. There's inevitably helmet contact when you have runners going right into the teeth of defenses. Its the NFL being hypocritical as usual. If a QB runs the ball the only time he can get helmet to helmet called is if he slides and someone hits hem but if they're running you can hit them anywhere.
>Implying I'm a Patriots or Texans fan
Texans worst season was actually 2-14 also, and as franchise strength goes they are about on the same level as the Chiefs despite only being in the league since 2002
Always goes one of 2 ways
Dallas, or New England and the media is like "Bill is a genius he'll settle him down and his talent will really shine!" and then he's garbage and cut after 2 weeks but you never hear about it
most teams miss the playoffs when their qb goes down......
i think you are missing the fact that your team played one of the most pathetic games in all of playoff history
>Losing to expansion teams.
But muh history.
This isn't the rulebook. That's Wikipedia.
No official has said that hit was a penalty and they're right. The officials did fine tonight and people conveniently forget Pittsburgh had 150+ yards in penalties tonight. They called the game correctly.
I don't know man I got the red wings , pistons , and tigers to take for my bipolar attitude
LOL NICE ONE MAN!
BEN RAPISTBURGER AMIRITE?
The vikings will have a shot. Wilson has small hands and in -25 degree weather is throwing is near impossible. With Lynch out and the weather I can easily see the Vikings winning.
ANTONIO WAS MY STARTING WR IN FANTASY THIS SEASON AND I FEEL CLOSE TO HIM!!!!!!!
WHY DID HE HAVE TO FALL THAT WHY???!??!???
WHY LORD WHY?????!
Just fire your head coach and promote your OC, Bengals. I hear it's all the rage nowadays.
drinking to celebrate the start of playoff football
what is /nfl/ doing on this fine fine night to celebrate the best time of the year
>MFW BENGALS FANS LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY LITERALLY FOR REALLY REALLY FOR REAL ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WOULD ACTUALLY WIN, OR COME AWAY WITH VICTORY FROM A PLAYOFF (POSTSEASON) GAME
Bangin trannys with Warren Sapp on Owl weekend at 6am
>Ian Rapoport @RapShect
>After the game, #Bengals HC Marvin Lewis had RB Jeremy Hill apologize to the entire team in the locker room after his pivotal late fumble.
>The giveaways made Hoyer the first quarterback to produce a four-pack of turnovers in the first half of a playoff game since Miami's Dan Marino did the deed in a January 2000 divisional-round loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars.
using any part of a player’s helmet or facemask to butt, spear, or ram an opponent violently or unnecessarily
That is under unnecessary roughness of the NFL rule book
Article 8. Initiating Contact with the Crown of the Helmet
It is a foul if a runner or tackler initiates forcible contact by delivering a blow with the top/crown of his helmet against an opponent when both players are clearly outside the tackle box (an area extending from tackle to tackle and from three yards beyond the line of scrimmage to the offensive team’s end line). Incidental contact by the helmet of a runner or tackler against an opponent shall not be a foul. That was not incidental and was outside the tacklebox
Let me explain something to you. Denver is awful. No, stop. They are fucking awful. This team lost to the Raiders. Peyton Manning only played 1/2 the season and still managed to throw more picks than anyone else. This team needed 5 quarters to put away a dilapidated, Gronk less Patriots team IN DENVER. You have no excuse. Beat these fucking clowns and have some fucking dignity. They are rubbish. Manning is a disaster waiting to happen and that defense is grossly overrated.
Get it done
Get some taste p12 damn
Nigger, do you even follow the NFL? A player never clears concussion protocol in a week, that shit is like a miracle.
>Ben is just sore
If he was just sore, he would have played every snap, fuck off
>not making the guys who actually lost the game apologize
THIS is why nothing will ever change. They better lay down the hammer on Burfict and Jones
i doubt i'm close to you, i'm at my cousin's house for the weekend
they don't have vodka here lmao
>implying vodka tastes good
didn't choose mang, just what was in the fridge
although usually i just drink pisswater because i'm a cheap college student with no dignity
sierra nevada is good for cheap stuff. their variety packs can be pretty good too. plus barrel aged narwhal or bigfoot are there too. ovila and harvest are great as well. some places might not get anything better
I wouldn't mind the Chefs in the super bowl, but the Packers are the closest thing to the Patriots in the NFC so the farther they are away from deep playoff runs, the better in my opinion.
Chiefs/Redskins First Nations Bowl would be pretty memetastic.
Somewhere out there this fucker is laughing his ass off and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
TOP 5 GAMES OF THE 2015 REGULAR SEASON
>5. Jaguars - 22 @ Ravens - 20
Elvis Dumervil facemasks Blake Bortles with 0:00 left on the clock, moving the Jaguars in field goal range to kick the game winner
>4. Bucs - 30 @ Redskins - 31
24 point comeback, pretty fucking great
>3. Broncos - 31 @ Chiefs - 24
Broncos tie the game up and the Chiefs drive to score only for Jamaal Charles to spaghetti the ball away and for Bradley Roby to return the fumble for a touchdown
>2. Giants - 49 @ Saints - 52
A game so impactful that both defenses finished 31st and 32nd in pass defense. Fun offensive game that inflated OBJ's numbers and established him as the NFL's meme poster boy
>1. Packers - 27 @ Lions - 23
Packers started the game being fucking dominated, ended up winning on a 61 yard hail mary that was poorly covered by the Lions' awful secondary
>Landry Jones is eschewed in favor of MIKE FUCKING VICK
>Through memeatic overload and countless dragons to known speed demons Martavis Bryant and Darrius Heyward-Bey, the pittsburgh steelers make it to the superbowl
>Superbowl against the carolina swagfags
>Mick Vick lays down the law on his millenial copycat and wins the superbowl on a tipped pass to Jordan 'I don't even know how I got here' Todman
>Pet lovers everywhere in despair
is there a better outcome here /sp/?