Back when the pats lost to the Broncos we tried a thread and a patsfag literally called the station and left a tip not to let any non-regulars call in. Patsfags can't handle any microscopic thing going against their bubble-life and thus have to ruin the fun for everyone.
Speaking of reddit the Bengals subreddit is fucking gold right now
it didnt work because it was 1AM after an OT game during the regular season
the problem is that /sp/ does not listen to sports raidio and scratches their head wondering why casters dont take calls a 2 fucking am
>this bengals caster
>the sounds of crying in the background
>the QB is fucking crying now
This game wasn't like any other. It's fine to melt down at the start of the second half, start of the third, but to lose like this, when the game feels all but wrapped up, it's a cut deeper than every other loss put together
I want off this ride.
Nothing makes me want to buy from that jewelry shop like a guy constantly sighing and trying not to cry.
I would ask for a refund if I paid to have my company advertised in this situation.
You may be able to get a Bengals debit card but it will not buy you a ring.
Calm your tits Bengals fans.
You lost to Steelers tonight not the Patriots.
Well lets be fair here.
You lost to yourselves, your darker selves.
I hope those medical coverage plans cover attempted suicides, their team's going to have a few. And since they CAN'T COMPLETE, we know they'll need surgery and recuperating rooms.
>nothing says tradition in Cincinatti like eating big sausages
>You know what else you don't see a Bungles super bowl ring
Cleveland airport has a lot of flights but it's expensive as fuck
Cincy was THE most expensive place to fly out of in the state, not sure if they still are now that Delta stripped them of hub status
Dayton and Columbus airports are shit but at least they aren't clusterfucks
>have pacman jones as your lifeline
>can't believe pacman jones fucking sank your entire season due to chimpouts
I CANN BELIEB IT
>AJ McCarron complains it was always raining when the bungholes had the ball and not when the Steelers did
Kek can't wait till this Alabama dome baby sees his gf get blacked like the fucking whiney bitchboi that he is
>tfw toyota probably paid for the ad space after bufict made the pick
>On a bad day to be a Bengals fan
Every day is a bad day to be a Bengals fan.
Cincinnati is a great city and its a oasis in this fucking region, so fuck off buddy. Whats a better city in Ohio? Columbus? Cleveland? Weve got alot going on here so just chill with the insults
I'm aware there plenty of metro areas in the U.S. which have experienced 'white flight'(particularly in Midwestern 'rust belt' states, but I'd never bothered to look up Cincy's stats
I don't get it
Why in the literal fuck did pacman shove the guy? Is he trying to prove his manhood or something? Then he proceeds to cry on the sideline. What a fucking faggot. Since when did football turn from a team game to revolving around boosting ones ego? I hope he gets dick cancer and dies slowly
Just because it's better than shit doesn't make it good, buddy.
>1989: pete rose banned from baseball
>1995: UC player punches a police horse in the face
>2002: UC player ties up, stabs, and tortures his roommate
>2010: Rey Maulaluga arrested for DUI, 2 underage girls in the car told to go home
>2011: UC/Xavier brawl
>2011: Jerome simpson caught with 8 pounds of weed in his house
>2016: this shit
what a rich sports history we have
>that man probably has a bullet in his head right now
>some of the best art institutions in the US
>some of the best breweries in the us
>oldest public market with award winning vendors
>3 public rail lines
>3 professional sports
>best cardiology in the US
>tallest building in the midwest outside of Chicago and Minneapolis
There was literally a white guy getting mauled at Fountain Square in april by like 50 niggers and nobody around him gave a fuck because the only people downtown were, well, niggers.
You want hipsters, you go to Columbus
You want unemployed Pollaks, you go to Cleveland
You want rabid niggers on PCP, you go to Chimpcinnati
I just got off the phone with the news station, and the guy there fucking HATES sports.
He told me that children watch sports and it was the funniest call I've ever had in my life.
>lose the game
i can understand a second half collapse, i can tolerate a fourth and long completion to get the steelers within field goal range, but to lose like that, with a next week showdown with the patriots basically in hand, it's pathetic.
literally every black person should look at themselves and ask if this is how they want to be represented, these hood ass niggas ruining a game just because they got mad. pissed off doesn't even begin to cover it really, i'm extremely disappointed in this team, and if marvin lewis isn't fired after this debacle (because if he had more control of the locker room this would not happen), i'm done with this team. it will never change unless it changes from within, and as long as marvin is sucking as much of mike brown's dick as he can, it will never end
get rid of lewis, burfict and jones, promote hue (which wont happen because he'll take a head coaching job with a team that has a semblance of discipline), and try again next year
>radio host is so fucking shit that he can't carry a show so he has to fill it with highlights
Even Cincinnati's radio hosts are fucking garbage.
If you hate Columbus so much then maybe it's high time to tell your fellow Clevecucks to stop migrating here and polluting the place because they can't find a job in your 3rd world, gang ridden, mistake by the lake shithole of a city.
So, why are all American radio broadcasters biased as shit? Australian ones at least like to pretend that they're broadcasting professionals, rather than yelling "GO ADAM GO!!!" when a guy makes a run.
This fucking host, these Cincinatti announcers, fucking top kek
>it's been decades since we won a playoff game and we just blew a sure win, what do we do??
>hit em with the highlights, don't talk at all about what a miserable failure tonight was!
Cue 10 minutes of some mouth breather yelling "YAAAHHHH YAAAAAHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
They'd be made Ohio State's bitch in no time.
>not making the 2 point conversion
>Jeremy Butterfingers not holding onto the ball
>Lewis burning two timeouts when his opponent is doing a 2 minute drive because he's too stupid to organize his defense in time
>Vontaze me bro going full nigger on a guy who is out of the play
Bungles have themselves and only themselves to blame.
>not Skyline chilli dumped on stale pasta
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT AUSTRALIAN ACCENT?!?
>If you're a Bengals fan you could use some of that lubricant right now
Oh lawd are these folks mad
>joey porter causing anal devastation to cincinnati fans over a decade later
>America's Truckin' Network
The show is based in Cincinnati, but it's a national broadcast. They take callers, but usually just hicks driving a long haul across the Midwest. Not gonna get any Bengals tears from these rednecks.
He might be my favorite player of all time.
Mike Francesa will have one of the greatest rants in the history of rants in about 10 hours from now.
The caller said something about Harbaugh rebuilding/fixing Smith, and the host dismissed this by saying that Smith was in the 2012 Super Bowl. Which is idiotic for several reasons.